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Hi all,
Have some stuff for sale that's no longer being used. Need to get rid of it soon so feel free to send offers. Bundle discounts available.
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Name/Timestamp	Price (Shipped/Local)	Condition/age	Description/reason for sale/etc
Bose Noise Canceling Headphones 700 NC700 carrying case with white Bose USB-C to USB-A cable and white 2.5mm to 3.5mm cable	$40/$30	9.5/10, purchased in December 2023	DOES NOT INCLUDE HEADPHONES - only the case and cables. Got these with the Bose NCH700 headphones. They are in excellent, like-new condition and come with the original white color charging and audio cables.
Surface Pro 6 with i7 8650U and 16GB RAM & 512GB SSD. Bundled with Alcantara Signature Type cover, Surface Dock, 2x genuine Surface 65W chargers	$360/$340 $335/$310	Tablet: 8.5/10; Type cover: 7/10	This Surface has the 0.4GHz bug (CPU doesn't boost beyond 0.4GHz). The fix for this is to keep ThrottleStop running in the background with BD PROCHOT disabled. I can guide you through setting it up so that this bug doesn't affect usage of the laptop. There is also a slight haze in a dime-size area near the bottom of the screen which is visible when the screen is pitch black but not in bright/white screens. Check last 2 pics in the album to see examples of thee same. Was been using it as a secondary device to watch movies, listen to music and as an occasional Steam Machine. The type cover is one of the best chiclet keyboards I've typed on, and the dock is supremely useful to connect it in a snap to a bigger display (especially when streaming games)!
Genuine Surface Go Charger	$25/$15; free if you buy stuff worth $60 or more	7/10	Surface Go Charger. Works.
Genuine Apple 67W USB-C Power adaptecharger with Apple Type-C cable	$45/$35	10/10 like-new	Got this sometime in early 2023 to use as a single charging solution for my laptop and phone, but never ended up using it. Only taken out of box and used once jusut before taking pics to confirm that the combo works
Acer AH101 VR Headset with rechargeable NiZn AA batteries	$130/$105 $120/$95	9/10	Got this from a fellow hardwareswap user sometime in 2022. Has hardly been used for 20 hours since. Everything is in excellent condition and works well. Had purchased high capacity rechargeable cells which never actually drained lol. Will be sanitized and disinfected before sale, and will be shipped in the original box.
iWalk Secret 4500mAh portable Lightning charger	$20/$10; free if you buy stuff worth $60 or more	BNIB	Got this as a gift sometime in 2023 but I don't have a Lightning iPhone/iPad. The black leather looks pretty sick actually.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction created for entertainment purposes. The characters of John Constantine and Doctor Strange belong to their respective creators and copyright holders. No infringement is intended, and this story is not endorsed or authorized by any official source. Enjoy the adventure, and remember—it's all in good fun!
John Constantine's trench coat flapped wildly as the air around him crackled with eldritch energy. The ground beneath his feet was a mosaic of screaming faces, the very essence of Trigon's realm. With a flick of his lighter, Constantine ignited an enchanted flame, the light casting long shadows as he faced down the hordes of demons before him.
"Come on then, you ugly mugs," he taunted, the smirk on his face belying the tension in his stance. "Let's see what you've got."
The demons surged forward, a wave of malice and claws, but Constantine was ready. He chanted an incantation, ancient words of power that echoed through the abyss, and a barrier of blue light erupted from the ground. The demons screeched as they collided with the magical shield, their forms dissolving into ash.
But as Constantine prepared to press his advantage, a strange sensation washed over him. The air shimmered like a heat haze, and the very fabric of reality seemed to warp and twist. He felt a pull, a tug at his soul, and then the world went white.
When his vision cleared, he was no longer in Trigon's realm. The air was still, and it was filled with greenery. It was a familiar place but something feels different. It was New York Central Park.
Dr. Strange: (Opening a portal) By the hoary hosts of Hoggoth, who dares trespass in my domain?
John Constantine: (Lighting a cigarette) Oh, look what we have here. Another one of Trigon's lackeys, I presume? You can tell your boss he's not getting the best of me.
Dr. Strange: (Raising an eyebrow) Trigon? I'm afraid you are mistaken. I am Doctor Stephen Strange, Sorcerer Supreme of this reality. And you are?
John Constantine: (Smirks) John Constantine, mate. Master of the dark arts and a thorn in the side of demons like Trigon. And this ain't your reality, it's Earth 1. So, which Earth did you say you're from?
Dr. Strange: I did not. But it seems we are both victims of circumstance. I am from this Earth, and you are clearly not. (Gestures around) This is my sanctum, and you are?
John Constantine: (Takes a drag) John bloody Constantine. And I was in the middle of kicking some demonic arse before I was rudely interrupted by your light show.
Dr. Strange: (Folds arms) There's no demonic activity here, Mr. Constantine. You've been transported to my world by some mysterious force. Now, if we can cease the hostilities, perhaps we can work together to unravel this mystery.
John Constantine: (Laughs) Work together? With a bloke who looks like he's just stepped out of a Renaissance fair? Tell you what, magician, prove to me you're not some illusion of Trigon's and maybe I'll consider it.
Dr. Strange: (Sighs) Very well. (Casts a spell to show Constantine the Sanctum Sanctorum) Behold the Sanctum Sanctorum, the axis of all realities. Does this look like the work of your demon?
John Constantine: (Looks around, impressed) Alright, you've got some tricks. But if you're really the Sorcerer Supreme, then help me get back to my fight. Or are you too busy polishing your orbs?
Dr. Strange: (Smirks) Polishing orbs is a hobby for another time. Let's find the source of your unexpected journey. Together, we might just stand a chance.
John Constantine: (With a wry smile) So, tell me, Sorcerer Supreme, ever heard of the Justice League? Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman?
Dr. Strange: (Shakes his head) Can't say that I have. They do not exist in my world. Here we have the Avengers, the X-Men, the Fantastic Four.
John Constantine: (Raises an eyebrow) Avengers? Sounds like a second-rate football club. And what's so fantastic about this four?
Dr. Strange: (Chuckles) They are heroes of great power and even greater heart. But it seems our worlds are as different as magic and science.
John Constantine: (Nods) Seems like it. My world's got its own brand of chaos and capes. No shortage of troubles there, either.
Dr. Strange: (Looks thoughtful) Perhaps it is our differences that make our worlds unique. And yet, here we are, brought together by fate.
John Constantine: (Smirks) Fate? I call it a bloody inconvenience. But since we're stuck with each other, might as well get to the bottom of this. and they leaves to santum Santorum.
He glanced around the Sanctum Sanctorum, taking in the relics that held powers he could only guess at. There was a sense of order here, a stark contrast to the chaos of his own world.
"Alright, Doc," Constantine said after their exchange, flicking his cigarette to the ground. "Let's crack this pandora box . But just so we're clear, I'm not the sidekick in this story."
Dr. Strange nodded, a hint of amusement in his eyes. "Agreed. Let us begin."
Together, they stepped deeper into the Sanctum, ready to uncover the truth behind Constantine's sudden displacement. Little did they know, their journey would take them across realities, challenging their understanding of magic, power, and the thin veil that separates worlds.

Bat-Batversal
1, BATGOS (with or without prep)
Batversal

1. Alfred (aka Amigos because he’s Batgos’ friend)
   
2. Composite Prep Time
   

Herald / Avatar Tier

1. 10 Inch Skull Silverback Gorilla
   
2. Man
   
3. Glorb Glab [Weakness: Glorb Glab 2, autocorrect]
   
4. Bat [Weakness: Glorb Glab]
   
5. Batlegos (Lego Batgos)
   
6. Omnipotent All-Father Odin
   

Apex Tier

1. Chi-Yu (killed NoLimitsMan twice, Soloku, your pfp, Bulma, banana farmer, Goszilla, Terapagos and Goscor in one Overheat)
   
2. Piranha Plant
   
3. Lightning McPeak (Lightning McQueen)
   
4. HoldsBack-Man (Spider-Man) (Jaw Puncher) [Weakness: Marvel Editorial]
   
5. NoLimitsMan (he stomps Soloku cry about it) (Superman) [Weakness: GOATzilla]
   

Solos Fiction

1. Soloku / u/Solokuwastaken (Goku / actually fucking goated) [Weaknesses: NoLimitsMan, 30 Billion Spong Bops, a rock, a laser, Chi-Yu, GO GO GADGET KILL SOLOKU, Gohan Blanco's hair, Say Gex Addiction]
   
2. Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
   
3. Alien SeX (Alien X) [Weakness: Ben10 coping]
   
4. Thor Slowdinson (Marvel Comics Thor but slow) [Weakness: Thor Killing Bees]
   
5. GOATzilla (HE’S THE FUCKING GOAT) (Godzilla) [Weakness: Square Cube Law (erm actually Godzilla can’t exist irl!!!)]
   
6. Mr. Popo (Pecking Order Founder)
   
7. Terrence (He’s literally the biggest bird)
   
8. Chuckuh
   
9. Red from Infuriated Avians (has his gogurt, can feel Satan getting nearer)
   
10. The Blues (Vodka lusted)
    
11. Plasma Peak (Universal Plasma Pea)
    
12. Optimus Warcrime
    
13. 1,000 Inch Skull Big Ass Gorilla (King Kong) [Weakness: GOATzilla]
    
14. Chuck Norris
    

God Tier

1. HoldsBlack-Man (Miles Morales)
   
2. Gohan Blanco
   
3. Self-Aware Maine Sized Crab (WhoWouldWin)
   
4. Stick (can multiply forever)
   
5. Brawl Meta Knight (no bad matchups)
   
6. Doctor “No L’s” DOOM (Doctor DOOM) (Multi-Omnipotent+ at minimum)
   
7. u/The_Death_Eater_ Harry Potter and Voldemort
   
8. Giant Zombie
   
9. Monster SeX (Ghidorah)
   
10. 9 Inch Skull Silverback Gorilla (Fought Batgos)
    
11. WhoWouldWin Chimpanzee
    
12. Composite Florida Man / Peakest Human
    
13. One of Every Pokemon
    
14. A Billion Lions (Lion Ladder solos Pokémon)
    
15. Invisible (If the show is called Invincible then why can I see him?)
    
16. Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
    
17. Knife Guy 🪱/ The Creature
    
18. Thor Killing Bees [Weakness: Vegito Kid]
    
19. Fetus Cannon
    
20. Lusted Zeus
    
21. Soloku Black / Albedo
    
22. Dark Brandon
    

Z Tier

1. John Yakuza
   
2. Who (Who wins)
   
3. Peaklander (Homelander but peak)
   
4. Kagurabachi
   
5. Future Future Trunks
   
6. The / Soup / -Man / Killer Cock / The Jonkler / Bone / Dick (CEO of Misogyny) / Clit (CEO of Misandry) / Officer Balls
   
7. Multiversal Lanturn
   
8. Unaware Bidoof (possibly beats NoLimitsMan?)
   
9. Professor X (Formerly Professor Twitter)
   
10. WhoWouldWin US Army (infinite aircraft carriers, solo the rest of the world)
    
11. Marvel Editorial
    
12. Landorus-Tusk
    
13. Vegito Kid
    
14. Doctor Who Asked (Doctor Who) [Weakness: Apple]
    
15. Yobama
    
16. Sleepy Joe
    
17. Ramerica
    
18. JOGOAT
    
19. Pitbull named Destroyer of worlds
    
20. Pitbull named Princess
    
21. Coughing Baby
    
22. Hydrogen Bomb [Weakness: Coughing Baby]
    
23. 30 billion Spong Bops (Spongebob)
    
24. Wooden Bucket (soloed 2,000 people irl, massive R>F)
    

Top Tier

1. No one / Nobody (Can beat me when I’m Super 17, blinded Polyphemus, can defeat Chuck Norris, can kill a Jedi)
   
2. Solar System Level Moon Level Island Level Base Ben (this shit is real wtf#Original_Series))
   
3. Demoman TF2 (Random Crits lusted)
   
4. Mr. Bean
   
5. Glad he’s not that guy (Uncle Grandpa)
   
6. Green Banshee(Worth 500 plat)
   
7. GOATmon (doraemon)
   
8. The Grinch
   
9. Amongus Imposter
   
10. Infinite Aztec Jaguar Rain
    
11. AntiCrippleGirl (Barbara Gordon)
    
12. The Imperial Palace
    
13. Evil Water Bottle :(
    
14. Muscle Man (You know who else is Top tier on the pecking order?)
    
15. Nega Chin
    
16. u/Monday965 (inadvertently made some kid be named Finger)
    
17. Wargreymon (Killed Angela Anaconda who caused some kid’s parents to divorce, R>F)
    
18. Bonzi Buddy
    
19. Spoon (Spawn)
    

Mid Tier

1. Refrigerator (Frieza)
   
2. 19 inches of Venom
   
3. Pussy^2 (Catwoman)
   
4. Carney (Carnage)
   
5. THE GAME (You just lost THE GAME idiot)
   
6. Loss :.:;
   
7. Amazon.com (Wonder Woman)
   
8. The SECOND and SLOWEST Flash(Barry Allen)
   
9. Tim Drake (Nobody cares about Tim Drake okay)
   
10. hates it, click here to find out why. (Jujutsu Kaisen verse)
    
11. Tiny Ball (sub-human level, still outscales all of Naruto, One Piece, and Bleach)
    
12. HIM (Akainu)
    
13. WorldMan (Ichigo)
    
14. Narumid
    
15. Go / Jo (Domain Expansion: Unlimited Copium)
    
16. Jarro
    
17. THE JOKE IS PORN (Peter Griffin) (“Holy crap Lois I’m in the Pecking Order, this is almost as bad as the time Batgos solo’d my verse”)
    
18. Terrarian
    
19. Calliou
    
20. Inspector Gadget (Go Go Gadget Glock 19 / Go Go Gadget KILL GOKU)
    

Low Tier

1. Funny Black Man with the Lightning
   
2. You, yeah, you, reading this text
   
3. whowouldcirclejerk mods (fucking dead
   
4. An Apple (Beats Doctor Who Asked)
   
5. Wall
   
6. Outerversal
   
7. Penance Stare never works lol (Ghost Rider)
   
8. Thumb Pose Man (Vegeta)
   
9. The Jobbing Tribunal
   
10. Hungry Jobber (Galactus) [Weakness: Caillou] / Technophobic Jobber (Anti-Monitor)
    
11. CanonicallyUglyMan (Jason Todd)
    
12. WhoWouldWin Woman [Weakness: Any male character]
    
13. Square Cube Law
    
14. Big ass animal from a WhoWouldWin prompt
    

Bottom Tier Trash

1. The British (🤮) / The Fr*nch (surrenders all the time)
   
2. High Ground Obi-Wan Kenobi / UI Shaggy / Bully Maguire (dead meme tier)
   
3. Potential Man (Gohan, the original one)
   
4. Hazbin Hotel if it was written by Vivziepop
   
5. The Fraudio Demon (Alastor)
   
6. Infinite Kirby Death Loop
   
7. FeMale xbuster (never works)
   
8. Craytol
   
9. All-Frauder (GoW Odin) [Weakness: Kratonks, unironically]
   
10. 🅱️umlander (cums at the speed of sound) [Weakness: Water, Infinite Death Loop]
    
11. Sound (slowest thing ever)
    
12. NoAmbiguityVamp (irrelevant, still better than Flanotagos)
    

Disgust / The Streets Tier

1. Composite Brainrot
   
2. Suicide Squad Game (actual shit)
   
3. Brainrotniac (Somehow jobbed to the Suicide Squad wtf)
   
4. Composite AI Art / Voiceover
   
5. Your Waifu / Husbando (they are not real)
   
6. Genderbent King of Jobbers
   
7. This image (why are y'all so horny??)
   
8. Composite Hornyposter
   
9. 5,000 year old Dragon that looks like a child
   
10. Boykisser
    
11. Average Reddit Mod
    
12. Powerscaling
    
13. animemes / goodanimemes
    
14. Composite False Gos worshiper / Heretic
    

Fodder Tier

1. EldritchGodKiller (Kirby)
   
2. Doomdude (Doomslayer)
   
3. Chairman (Vergil)
   
4. StupidSleepingMan (Azathoth) (is an Eldritch God and got murked by EldritchGodKiller)
   
5. Inventory isn’t a game mechanic guys trust (Minecraft Steve)
   
6. Man Emperor of Godkind (God Emperor of Mankind)
   
7. Pyrite Memory Lament (GER)
   

161, Anus Foldigoad

1. Yogurt Trashkatsu (Yogiri Instant Death guy) [Weakness: Kratonks dying lol]
   
2. JumpMan (Mario)
   
3. Subsonic (Sonic) (Speed of sound only)
   
4. Auren the Partial
   
5. Composite Suggsverse
   
6. NLF Man / NoLimiterMan (Saitama)
   
7. NoLimitsLizard (SCP-682)
   
8. Fodder Am Fodder Am (I Am That I Am)
   
9. Fodderine Augustus Gloop Aurora Borealis (Featherine)
   

False Gos / Heretic Tier [Weakness: Kratonks]
High Heretic Tier (Gos joke but it’s a pun at least)

1. Ryan Gosling
   
2. Terapagos (again?)
   
3. Duolingos
   
4. Amogos
   
5. Jogos
   
6. Gosgos
   
7. Yoda (Gos)
   

Mid Heretic Tier

1. Irongos
   
2. Spider-Gos / Spigos / Cumgos (HoldsBack-Man held back so hard he became a heretic)
   
3. Plasmagos
   
4. Obamagos
   
5. Goscor
   
6. DuckDuckGos
   
7. Kaygos / Super Mario Gos
   
8. Warigos
   
9. Dragongos
   
10. Spongegos
    
11. Thangos
    
12. Magmagos
    
13. Jackgos
    
14. Pac-Gos
    
15. Hougos
    
16. Golden Gos
    
17. Buggos Bunny and Shaggos
    
18. Kirbos the gos eater
    
19. Malygos, Kalecgos and Azuregos (oldest recorded x + gos post)
    

Low Heretic Tier

1. Cowgos and Catgos
   
2. Asbestgos
   
3. Shingos
   
4. Goszilla (Godzilla in Hell)
   
5. Doctor Gos
   
6. Vegegos
   
7. Baldur (thought he killed Batgos)
   
8. The Darkest Gos (false Batgos)
   
9. Batgos AI Bot / ERB Batgos / u/Batgos (Gos impersonators)
   

Kratonks and Skibidi King Tier
♾️.-1. Lego Kratonks (can exist irl)
♾️. Kratonks / Kranktoes / Kraytoes (Multi-Omnipotent fodder)
♾️+1. Flangos [Weakness: Kratonks, Jimbo, Base Ben, holding back Red]
♾️+2. Skibidi King (Got no diffed by Kratonks lol)

I have a lot of red splotches all over my head like this, and I've always had really bad dandruff (like every time I shaved it would be like 3/4 hair 1/4 dandruff coming out) but didn't think much of it because I was badling from AA anyway. I have some pics of my scalp, it's a bit harder to tell because I didn't shave fully but there's redness on the scalp and behind the hair on the back of my scalp, I lost the pictures but when I shaved it completely it would often look like this picture but not quite as bad (fewer red splotches). My nose is often red at the bottom as well, and my ankles often dry up and pretty much scab up quite often too. It's gotten better in the last two months, maybe partially because I've been on an anti-inflamatory diet for 2 months due to stomach issues, and saw my hair my hair actually get darker and a bit fuller during this period. I also started using Ketoconezol shampoo and have seen some impact as well and I feel like my scalp seems to be less red and the splotches are going away. I bought Head and Shoulders Clinical shampoo and conditioner for use on the days when I'm not using Ketoconezol. I also bought some tea tree oil + aloe vera cream (this one).
TLDR;
Q1. Based on the pics below, does it look like I have sebderm, or does it just look like Exzema, or is it something else entirely?
Q2. Assuming it is sebderm, do the products/routine I use look good, and is there anything else I should add or remove
Q3. What products would be good to use to help with the redness on my nose?
Pictures:
A few weeks ago
Scalp: https://i.imgur.com/SaGiNcZ.png
Crown: https://i.imgur.com/5FnPV61.png
Back of head: https://i.imgur.com/qXrhjVx.png
Today
Scalp: https://i.imgur.com/FhXdoPj.png
Crown: https://i.imgur.com/O4VA5GA.png
Nose pic: https://i.imgur.com/PEbV6JH.png
Ankle pic (maybe unrelated?): https://i.imgur.com/mtW7PRy.png
Products:

• Nizeral Ketoconezol shampoo (2%) + Ketoconezol brand conditioner - 2x a week
• Head and Shoulders Clinical shampoo - 3-5 times a week (when not using Ketoconezol shampoo)
• Head and Shoulders Supreme conditioner (Pyrithione Zinc) - 3-5 times a week (when not using Ketoconezol shampoo)
• Tea tree oil + aloe vera cream - Nightly

I'm also thinking about supplementing Zinc + Copper + L-histidine as I hear both Zinc and L-histidine help with Sebderm (and the copper is taken since Zinc can cause Copper deficiency).

A lot of the time when the anime movies come up, I’ll usually see people praising its incarnation of Godzilla, even those that shit on the rest of the movies. Now I can get behind hyping up Big G in all his appearances, because it’s motherfucking Godzilla. Bro’s a giant dinosaur that fucks shit up with his atomic breath, and will either be delivering the most soul-crushing terror you’ve ever felt or having you cheer on as he supplexes another giant creature. But I’ve decided I’m done toeing the line, and I’m just gonna come out and say it: Godzilla Earth isn’t a standout of the anime trilogy to me. He’s not one of the better parts of the movies, he’s not being wasted in the films (at least as he is), he’s not a cool new idea for a version of Godzilla, he’s just as much absolute garbage as the rest of his source material.
Let’s start with a basic summary: Godzilla Earth is the main version of Godzilla that features in the Netflix/Polygon Pictures anime trilogy of films. This Godzilla has a unique origin as being a plant-like organism, the “end result of natural selection on Earth” that has adapted the best traits of many other creatures on Earth through horizontal gene transfer. To put it another way: he’s like Ultimate Lifeform Kars from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, but just naturally came out that way, is a kaiju instead of a human looking dude, and has no effective representation of that.
Godzilla first appeared in-universe in 2030, after humanity had been dealing with decades of kaiju attacks. Godzilla, as Godzilla is wont to do, quickly established himself as the baddest bitch around by systematically annihilating all life he came across, from humanity to the other kaiju. Nothing that anyone threw at him, even when the aliens showed up to try and fail with MechaGodzilla, did anything at all. By 2045, Godzilla had so thoroughly dominated the planet that the United Earth organization (composed of humanity and the two shitty, weirdly human alien species that showed up) could only try to launch a space colonization project and abandon Earth to Godzilla to survive. Godzilla reigned supreme, and spent the next 20,000 years terraforming Earth to become his domain, which included growing to be 300 meters tall, having a random mini-clone be created from cells of his that split off in the form of Godzilla Fillius, and then other small creatures known as Servum.
Now that we’ve covered the basic history of Godzilla Earth, let’s address the elephant in the room: from top to bottom, he’s a total fucking loser. Zilla arguably has more going for him than this guy, and I don’t mean the thundercock gigachad animated son there, I’m talking about the shitty CGI one from the movie.
First off, there’s the design. Godzilla Earth has a new origin unlike any other Godzilla, as stated above, by being an entirely natural plant-based organism that has evolved to represent the pinnacle of life on Earth. Sounds pretty cool, right? You would imagine then, that this Godzilla would have a new, creative design that reflects this origin well, while still being recognizably Godzilla, right? Nope, it’s just a crappy reskin of Monsterverse Godzilla. You could tell me that the anime’s design came from one of those achievement award skins in a video game based off the Monsterverse, and I would genuinely believe you. At best, the spines more closely resemble leaves then the irregular dorsal patterns, but man, that shit is weak. What’s worse is that the film’s concept art shows the designers played around with Godzilla’s features to represent different animals as the endpoint of Earth-based life, but decided to go with the most boring option possible. The models from the art style of the trilogy certainly didn’t do this guy any favors either…
It’s insane to me how badly this bungles what should be an easy layup. In the medium of animation, where the sky's the limit on what you can be doing, and in a story that gives care blanche to work with, Godzilla Earth somehow comes out as the most soulless and bland version of itself it can possibly be. Nothing about this design meaningfully expresses to me what this version of the G-Man is about whatsoever. Look at the other Reiwa’s: Monsterverse Godzilla looks like what it’s supposed to be, a version of Godzilla that naturally existed as a giant prehistoric animal. Shin Godzilla looks like what it’s supposed to be, a reinvention of the original’s concept of a creature terribly burned by radiation. Minus One Godzilla looks like what it’s supposed to be, a dinosaur that has been forcibly mutated by the atomic bomb and modern update to the iconic Showa/Heisei design. What’s the takeaway from Godzilla Earth? That you shouldn’t expect creativity or anything compelling from these movies?
What really gets me here is that while not the exact same, the creators of the trilogy did have a possible inspiration that was sitting right there for them to use: Biollante, one of the most popular kaiju of the franchise. On a visual level, Biollante’s two forms almost perfectly represent the origins of this creature and the themes behind it: a rose that has been mutated by Godzilla’s cells that has become a monstrous creature in its own right, a cautionary tale of what genetic engineering could lead to just as Godzilla himself was a metaphor for the atomic bomb. Obviously, it would be foolish to just try to replicate Biollante, but the point is that we’ve already seen how well a plant kaiju can potentially work out in this very franchise. Yet apparently, that’s too tall of an order for the anime trilogy, I guess.
Then there’s how Godzilla Earth actually interacts with the world around it. Again, in the medium of animation, many of the normal potential issues with making a movie or series with Godzilla go away: you don’t need to worry about the stilted or artificial nature of suit movement, nor do you need to worry about how the CGI will come out in live-action. The balls have been removed from your jaws to go to your court for you to dunk as you please. But as usual, the anime trilogy goes down the most painful route possible by having Godzilla Earth…just fucking stand there the whole time.
I’m not fucking around here, the Spongebob meme is entirely an accurate description of the range of Godzilla Earth’s movement. This bitch spends almost all of his screen time just sitting on his ass, barely moving around with the slightest waddle whenever the film decides there should be a paltry effort at action or to break up the terrible plot. I have seen newborn infants with more well-defined and fast-paced ranges of motion than this colossal tub of dirt. Godzilla Earth could never touch any version of Kong solely by how they’d be tapdancing around him like nobody’s business and take all the time they’d like climbing on him and taking potshots without fear of reprisal. It’s most blatant when the final film is insulting the collective intelligence of the audience by pretending Godzilla and Ghidorah are “fighting” when Ghidorah’s wormy little heads are biting Godzilla, and Big G is just floating in the air like he’s a stiff action figure being held up by a toddler while releasing the mild groans of discomfort of a middle-aged father on the verge of developing IBS.
I’m not saying the guy needs to have the acrobatic agility of the Showa era or the power walk of Heisei’s, but come the fuck on. Give us something to work with here. To again give comparisons: MV Godzilla’s movements are based upon how actual animals like bears fight (and as of GxK, wrestlers), reflecting its origins as a gigantic animal that’s part of the ecosystem of the world like any other. Shin Godzilla is awkwardly shuffling around and colliding with shit in its path (still more dynamic than Earth btw), because it’s a creature in a state of constant mutation and pain with no real awareness of the world around it. -1 Godzilla is deliberately seeking to cause as much damage to humans, and forced to be much more stiff from its radioactive burns compared to the natural movements we saw on Odo Island. But Godzilla Earth clearly was made on a shoestring budget by digital artists suffering under the cruel hand of Ellen Degeneres-esque directors.
It also doesn’t help that this dude has pretty much nothing going for him in terms of actual showings. Now sure, a lot of the abilities Godzilla Earth has sounds impressive on-paper: being the tallest Godzilla by far. Basically having his own A.T-Field with some electromagnetism thing. An incredibly powerful and precise Atomic Breath that can punch through the atmosphere. Charging up a roar that can generate a massive shockwave cone. Creating a plasma shockwave simply by moving his tail at MACH 3-4 speed with a 600 meter range. Even his own self-generated Burning Mode, that can go up to 3000 degrees Celsius. All of that sounds pretty cool, right?
But from the combination of how utterly immobile Godzilla Earth himself is, the lack of any compelling action sequences, and the exceptionally poor writing of the trilogy, all of that goes to waste. Godzilla Earth spends the majority of his screen time doing absolutely nothing at all, and otherwise performing what abilities he has that require him to be non-sedentary (hint: not many) at a glacial speed. It’s not like that glacial speed is one of the examples of giving the kaiju a sense of scale and weight either, the fucker is just a goddamn steamroller.
Nothing Godzilla Earth does feels like it has any real weight or power behind it, both because the story is so weak and the kaiju himself just is doing buttfuck all. Look at how Godzilla moves around Japan in the original movie, Shin or Minus, and how terrifying and awesome all of the destruction is. Because even if those are much smaller Godzillas that are constrained by the live-action medium for their time, they still feel much more powerful and dynamic because the movie actually lets them be doing shit. Or in Heisei, Millenium, and Monsterverse, where Godzilla is beating the shit out of other monsters-again, much smaller and limited by their medium, but they feel far more powerful because they’re in a movie that was made to actually give them a sense of power and might.
The closest Godzilla Earth gets to any kind of real display of power like its other incarnations is at the end of the first movie, where the humans are realizing Godzilla Fillius was just a branch off from the original. Here, we see him decimating the surviving forces as they try to escape, displaying an incredible degree of power in his destruction as the biggest Godzilla yet, with Haruo impotently screaming like the little bitch he is. Yet even that barely compares to any other action sequence in the franchise, because A.) nobody gives a single fuck about these characters to feel anything for them being attacked, B.) Godzilla Earth himself basically came out of nowhere with little to no real foreshadowing as the movie has framed Godzilla Fillius as the “true” Godzilla the whole time, C.) the setting is just a bunch of fauna that Big G is towering over which limits the ability to convey the power behind his actions compared to cities, and D.) all of the above points regarding how lame Godzilla Earth is I’ve been talking about. Then you remember this is the best showing the guy gets in this nihilistic edgepiece of a trilogy, and you realize it’s all just a deeper and deeper wellspring of shit. Doesn’t help that this scene just has some wannabe-Death Note choral music instead of the proper Godzilla theme.
So yeah, Godzilla Earth is a total loser from the perspective of being a Godzilla, or just a kaiju in general. Now let’s talk about why he sucks in the story.
In the hilariously bleak plot of the anime trilogy, Godzilla is framed as a sort of “natural punishment” for humanity, as a natural blowback to all of the shitty things humans have done to the planet and each other. It’s suggested that this happens to all civilizations one way or another, with the albino-human-aliens having Ghidorah as their version, and the dark-skinned-human-aliens having…well it’s never actually said, since the films are totally uninterested in them in any meaningful way, but MechaGodzilla seems to be their current one. The only way to survive in the face of these destroyers is to basically give up and accept it, and begin worshiping giant moth eggs.
Now, there’s a lot of pretty blatant problems with this, but let’s focus on Godzilla Earth for a moment. If we follow the thematic idea of him as a form of punishment from the Earth itself towards humanity, it stands to reason then there would be a starting point, right? That this character, who originated as a symbol of the horrors of nuclear weaponry that Japan faced, and since evolved to represent different aspects of the darkness that humanity holds, would have an equivalent origin or starting point to his rampage?
Well fuck you if your answer to the above was “yes”, because that’s not what happens. Godzilla Earth, for all intents and purposes of the anime trilogy, is just a random plant that grew up to teabag humanity and take over the world. There’s no actual origin given for how Godzilla Earth became what it did that actually connects it to being the end result of the waste and folly of humanity that emerged as part of the natural order of things. Godzilla is just a really fucking big plant in this continuity, and not, you know a terrible victim of humans destructive tendencies like say, a nuke getting dropped on him. I guess because that would be thematically coherent and fit into the lore of the franchise.
Within the trilogy itself, Godzilla serves as pretty much nothing but a plot device for the story to move on at certain points. While you could argue that this has been a common role for Godzilla in previous films if you want to use whataboutism, Earth goes the extra step of blatantly existing only for that given how little he does in the story.
The most action Godzilla Earth performs in his story-appearing amid other kaiju and slowly overwhelming them and humanity-happens in the prologue of the first movie as the setup for the trilogy. What could have been a trilogy in its own right (that almost certainly would actually have something to do) is relegated to the starting point of the series and never comes even close to doing anything comparable. The entire first movie is centered around the humans being focused on his off-spring, with no real foreshadowing of Earth himself being around until right before his reveal.
The next two movies just have him, again, passively standing around and occasionally lumbering a bit when the movies want to pretend there’s action going on. The dude literally just waits for when the plot needs him to be doing something. If the human characters actually had anything resembling a good story, or there were other monsters around for them to fight in the interim that acted as other offshoots of Godzilla Earth, this might not be such an issue. But as it is? Absolute fucking L of a Godzilla. You can point to shit like 98 and All Monsters Attack as some of the worst showings for Godzilla there is, and they’re still better than Earth by virtue of actually fucking doing stuff.
Taking it a step further, the thematic narrative around this Godzilla actively falls apart when we properly look at the story of the anime trilogy. Godzilla Earth isn’t just some neutral force like in the Monsterverse that’s just doing his own thing without giving a fuck about if the ants below him decide to start shit that ends with them accidentally getting stomped on. The literal premise of the trilogy is that this version of Godzilla already systematically eradicated all of human civilization and every other kaiju around, including benevolent ones like Mothra. He’s only chill in the movies because he succeeded in annihilating nearly all other forms of life a while back.
This is an actively malevolent force that succeeded in destroying everything around it and terraformed the planet so that it was the source of all life. Even the Mothra tribe has to just hide out, and can never actually advance or grow as a civilization beyond being a vaguely orientalist stereotype of cave dwellers whose women still are conventionally attractive waifu even after 20,000 years of evolving to be moth hybrids, without risking Godzilla Earth killing them. Yet I’m supposed to believe that the humans wanting to come back and live on Earth again are in the wrong?
Now sure, Haruo being in the wrong I can buy, because he’s a selfish douchebag obsessed with himself and completely unable to move on from anything at all. But the rest of humanity? They can’t actually want to come back to the home planet that many of them spent most of their lives on, want to get revenge and kill the creature that forced them away as it destroyed everything, or even just want to use technology instead of worshiping Moth? You can’t simultaneously have Godzilla having completely destroyed humanity and all life on the planet that’s not him and is willing to do so again, have him be taking care of planet-wiping threats as the humans reluctantly assist him, and then be this neutral force representing the Earth itself as it changes and evolves. To quote a guy I know, who basically summarized the plot of the movies:

I think the Godzilla Earth movies kind of play out like a movie deep in the texan wilderness where a fat redneck with an enormous shotgun has shot up a whole town and the survivors came back to avenge their parents, but then they have to fight sillicon valleys people looking to demolish the town to build like a big swimming pool, and then religious extremists, and they need to save the redneck so that he can do it

I can’t think of any other Godzilla movie that has actively encouraged the audience to think humanity is wrong to not want to be destroyed by a giant radioactive dinosaur or live in fear of it. Even in the films that most directly paint Godzilla as the consequences of the actions of humans, the message is always one of self-awareness and learning to be better, not just rolling over to get destroyed or giving up on all of civilization as you know it to live in caves. Why the hell should I give a shit about what’s going on here, exactly?
To sum it up, Godzilla Earth is just as much of a dumpster fire as the movies he’s in. His design sucks ass. His movement and sense of scale are as lifeless as possible. His powers are presented in the most boring way imaginable and his size is validation for people who think Godzilla should only be around 50-80 meters at max. Any thematic value or message he’s supposed to have is completely at whack with the story he’s given and placed in. This dude isn’t the bright spot or redeeming feature, he’s just as much of a disappointing piece of trash as everything around him.
TL;DR: Zilla might have lost the battle for live-action Godzilla’s, but his son won the war in the animation front of the franchise, holy shit.

I was doing quest to rescue esbern and i just had constant bugs whith this particular npc ,first when i entered sky temple Delpine wouldnt walk throgh the staircase and so she wasnt starting conversation with Esbern ,i went put waited 24 hours went back and quest went as normal ,than i have to find an elder scroll and optionally i could speak with Esbern or Arngeir and here it goes when i approached Esbern he would just say "you need to speak up im a little bit deaf" and no dilogue would pop up than i fast traveled to high hothgar (as i tryied Esbern multiple times) ,the whole screen whent black ,
this is not only issue with the dialouges i got another was when i couldnt buy vigilance becouse option wasnt showing ,and a lot of times i have to restart game if i want my followers to "wait here" becouse the dialoug3s not showing ,i can drop my LO ,but i got around 270 mods the next mod i install will swich off mod at the bottom of my LO ,
im thinking could this be caused by gdo and skyrim reputation ? I got both of them (skyrim reputation 40 mb version i belive thats the updated one) honestly i done that quest it took couple restarts and i wasnt able to do it through Esbern bur what is the couse of it ? I havent had many problems before i started quests with the blades
Edit: here is my LO
USSEP
SIMPLE WORKAROUND FRAMEWORK
REALISTIC EQUIPMENT - AE
JUST SHIELDS (ON BACK) - AE
EXTRA RANKS FOR AUGUMENTED DESTRUCTION PERKS
COMBAT REGEN TWEAKS
QOL AND BUG FIX COMPILATION
GUARD DIALOGUE OVERHAUL (XB1)
SKYRIM REPUTATION - MYSTERIOUSLY FIXED, PATCHED & IMPROVED
SKYRIN REPUTATION MFP& COMFIGURATION MENU
TK INTERFACE OVERHAUL - BETA
ELDEN SCROLLS UI
TAOS: THE ART OF SMITHING (XBOX ONE)
SMITHING XP
INCREASED MINING
DISPLAY ENHANCEMENTS (XB1)
[XB1] DYNAMIC CAMERA
[XB1] RICH MERCHANTS OF SKYRIM SPECIAL EDITION
SMART NPC 0OTIONS - ENEMIES USE POTIONS AND POISONS
HAND PLACED ENEMIES - MORE POPULATED SPAWNS DUNGEONS AND POIS
ENEMY REINFORCEMENTS (FIXED)
ARCH ENEMIES - DIFFICULT BOSSES AND UNIQUE ENCHANTMENTS
REAL BOSSES
REAL BOSSES - HARDCORE
THE SWORD OF THE DAM***
BLEACH ZENGETSU ALL FORMS 1K
TAOS: EXTRA CRAFTABLES (XBOX ONE)
CRAFTABLE UNENCHANTED DAEDRIC ARTIFACTS
CRAFTABLE CROSSBOWS AND BOLTS - STANDARD VER
CRAFTABLE CHARACTER GEAR XB1
SICARIUS ARMOR - BLACK VARIANT
REINFORCED EBONY ARMOR
CONTRACTOR ARMOR 1K
ELEMENTAL VISION OF SKYRIM - CRAFTABLE
DAEDRIC CLOAKS
WEIGHTLESS
WEIGHTLESS DRAGONBORN
WEIGHTLESS HEARTFIRE
TRUE MASTER TRAINERS
[XB1]TRAINING LEVEL LIMIT
TRAINING DUMMIES AND TARGETS [XB1]
MAGIC SCALES WITH LEVEL
VORTIKAIS DRAGON ASPECT TOGGLE - MAGIC AND SHOUT BUFFS
GRAPPLING SHOUT
KAIOKEN SHOUT (GOKU VOICE)
UNLIMITED WEREWOLF
WEREWOLF - POWER
[XBOX ONE] WEREWOLF PERKS EXPANDED
SIMPLE WEREWOLF ABILITY BOOST [XB1]
VAMPIRE LORD OVERHAUL: 1K KYNREEVE RED GLOW ARMOR NEW HAIR RED RUNES
ARCANE ACCESSORIES ABSORB & VAMPIRE TWEAKS [XB1]
VAMPIRE LORD - INVENTORY, FLIGHT, AND 60 PERKS
TREEBALANCE - COMBO PACK [XB1]
SHOUT PERKS
EXTRA POWERFUL MARKSMAN PERKS XB1
[XB1] FISTS OF STEEL - ADDITIONAL RANKS FOR THE SISTS OF STEEL PERK
IMPROVED MAGIC [XB1]
POWERED DESTRUCTION [XB1]
AUGMENTED DESTRUCTION
PHENDRIX MAGIC EVOLVED
YS SPELL TWEAKS
ENHANCED NIGH VISIIN SPELL TOME (XBOX1)
VAMPIRE SPELLS
[XO] VAMPIRIC DRAIN RANGE
BETTER VAMPIRIC DRAIN
PHENDRIX DEAD THRALL
GROUND DRAGON - DRAGONREND SPELL
LEVITATE SPELL - SKYRIM
DECAPITATION SPEL
WOOD'S SPARK OF DESTRUCTION
ONE HANDED MASTER SPELLCASTING SE
DRAGONBALL TRANSFORMATIONS PACK
DRAGONBALL SPELL PACK
[XO][VO]VAMPIRIC DRAIN DESTRUCTION NOVICE AND XP FIX
HOLY WARDS BY BANJO BUNNY
DRAKONS WARD ENCHANTMENT
BATTLE WARDS - WARD WHEN YOU BLOCK!
SKYLAND BITS AND BOBS - CLUTTER OVERHAUL
SKYLAND AIO
DAVES UFHD MOINTAINS
SMIM CHAIN MESHES ONLY
NORTHERN ROADS 1K
NORTHERN ROADS & BLENDED ROADS PATCH
DIVINE TEXTURE PACK - TREES
DIVINE FORESTS
DIVERGENCE - LUXURIANT 2 - PLANTS - PERFORMANCE
VEYDOSEBROM - GRASSES AND GROUNDCOVER - NORMAL VERSION
LANDSCAPE FIXES FOR GRASS MODS
NORTHERN ROADS & LANDSCAPE FIXES FOR GRASS MODS PATCH
JUST ICE - 1K
BETTER DYNAMIC SNOW V2.11(SMIM)
NORTHERN ROADS & BETTER DYNAMIC SNOW PATCH
IA92'S REALISTIC RAIN (XBOX1)
REALISTIC CLOUDS - IMMERSIVE EDITION
SUPREME AND VOLUMETRIC FOG [XB1]
SKYLAND ENCHANTING TABLES
DIVERGENCE - BLACKSMITH - 1K
DIVERGENCE - THE PHILOSOPHERS PROPERTY - SPELL TOMES - 512
RABBIT AND DEAD HANGING RABIT REPLACER WITH FEED RABITS
ANIMATED FORGE WATER ( NORMAL VERSION) BY WSKSKEEVER
NO SUNLIGHT THROUGHT MOUNTAINS
SPARKLING TORCHBUGS
NARUTO ULTIMATE OVERHAUL
CBBE (CURVY)
BETTER MALE PRESETS [XB1]
LOVERBOY DEFAULT 1K
(BLACK) EYEBROWS BY DDSWORKSHOP
SUPERIOR LORE FRIENDLY HAIR
NINETIETHTRAINS KS HAIR PICKS
AFT AE
REMOVE FOLLOWER LEVEL CAP
DIVERGENCE - VANILLA + CREATION CLUB - AIO - 1K-512
DIVERGENCE CUBE MAPS
BLACK AND GOLD EBONY ARMOR RETEXTURE (XB1)
BLACK AND GOLD EBONY WEAPOS (XB1)
COIN POUCH RETEXTURE - BLACK
LANDLORD [XB1]
WEARAVLE LANTERNS [XB1]
IMPROVED UNIQUE ARTIFACRS [XB1]
IMPROVED DAEDRIC ARTIFACRS [XB1]
EBONY BLADE USELESS NO MORE
DIVINE DAEDRIC DAWNBREAKER (RED GLOSSY WORDING)[XB1] BY LUPUS HEGEMONIA
IMPROVED DIVINE AMULET AND BLESSING
DIVERSE DIVIBE AMULET AND ENCHANMENTS
BLACK LEATHER SEATH - A LEATHER SEATH REPLACER
GENUINE GIANTS
DIVERGENCE - COMPENDUM OF BEATS - ANIMUCULI - 1K
LUMINOUS ATRONACHS
TOUGHER NAMED DRAGONS
ERSO ENHANCED MIGHTY DRAGONS - NIGHTMARE VERSIKN
GAME OF THRONES AND HOUSE OF THE DRAGON - VANILLA DRAGONS REPLACER - 1K -512
GOT HOTD - DIVERSE DRAGONS 512
[XB1] GOT HOTD - OPTIONAL FILE "BLOOD MESHES HIDDEN"
GOT HOTD - SKELETAL DRAGON AND UNDERSKIN 1K
[XB1] HOTD - GOT SKELETON EDIT VERSION 2 ( BIGGER HEAD)
[XB1] DRAGON ANIMATION REPLACE SE - WITH STANDING BREATH OPTION
HOTKEY CONTROLLR - UPDATED (BY DADDYMCHUGENUTS)
A QUALITY WORLD MAP - CLEAR MAP SKIES [XB1]
PASTEL MAP MARKERS [XB1]
SUMMER MYST - ENCHANTMENTS OF SKYRIM [XB1]
SUMMERMYST ENCHANTMENTS CHESTS
[PATCH] SUMMERMYST (ON BACK AND ON LEFT)
FORTIFY DESTRUCTION ENCHANTMENT
SUMMERMYST - LEVELED LIST FIXES
SUMMERMYST ENCHANTMENTS - GUARANTEED LOCATIONS
VAE3 - VISUAL ANIMATED ENCHANTS 2-023
VAE2SUMMERMYST PATCH
PARAPHERNALIA REALISTIC MAGIC (NO GRAVITY)
IMMERSIVE SPELL EFFECTS EMIT LIGHT
3D CASTING FX - FIRE AND FROST HAND FX REPLACER BY ARCTAL
VISUAL MASTER SPELLS
STRANGE RUNES LITE
REALISTIC AI DETECTION LITE [XB1]
IMMERSIVE RAGON SOUNDS -IDS- (ENIGMA REMASTER)
SAO- BATTLE MUSIC
SEKIRO SOULS SFX
AIRGETLAM -MODERN MAGIC SOUNDS REWORK-
LEVEL UP IN SILENCE
REALISTIC WEAPON PLACEMENT (CLOAD EDITION)
VISIBLE FAVORITED GEAR
SKYSA - OLIVER KENJUTSU
SEKIRO COMBAT S - WITH ENEMY COMBAT INTEGRATION
GDB ANIMATION PACK (EDGEMASTER-MAIN)
GDB ANIMATION PACK (VIKINGS)
GDB ANIMATION PACK (SEKIRO)
DYNAMIC COMBAT FOR SKYSA
SKYSA DUAL WIELD AND PARRYING SIMPLIFIED
CINEMATIC DRAGON SOUL ABSORPTION -(NO SCREAM/FLOATING ANIMATION)
NEW ANIMATION FOR MAGIC CASTING SSE
SMOOTH SPRINT ANIMATION REPLACER (UNARMED)
SMOOTH JUMP ANIMATION REPLACER
SMOOTH SPRINT ANIMATION REPLACER (DUAL WIELD)
SMOOTH BOW SPRINT ANIMATION REPLACER
SMOOTH BLOCK ANIMATION REPLACER
SMOOTH SPRINT ANIMATION REPLACER (GREATSWORD)
SMOOTH SPRINT ANIMATION REPLACER (WARHAMMEBATTLEAXE)
SMOOTH SPRINT ANIMATION REPLACER (1H)
VIOLENS - A KILLMOVE MOD SE [XB1]
AMAZING RACE TWEAKS! NORD [XB1]
THE UNKNOWN
SUPER FAST GET UP ANIMATION
SNIPER - ADD DAMAGE BONUS
BNP WEREWOLF EYES - BLUE
ENEMY HEALTH INDICATORS
[XB1] SUPER SIMPLE LOCK BASH
REALISTIC CONVERSATIONS ( XB1 )
FAST TRAVEL TO CITIES FROM START[XB1]
INSTANT FAST TRAVEL
NO PLAYER FALL DAMAGE
NO STAGGER WHILE CASTING
DUALCAST REBALANCE [XBOX]
DRAGON SOULS TO ATTRIBUTES XB1
10 HEALTH PER LEVEL (XB1)
PERK POINTS AT SKILL LEVELS 50-75-100
PERK POINTS AND MORE GOLD FOR BOINTY QUESTS (XB1)
FAST BEAST PERKS XB1
50 PCT MORE PERK POINTS [XB1]
PERK POINT AWARDS
SKILL INCREASE STATS - UPDATE
QUEST AWARD PERK POINTS
[XB1] TRULY ABSORB DRAGON SOULS - HEAVY BY ADVENTURERX
VANILLA - MESSEGEBOX FIX
PICKPOCKET 100
ITEM SORTING
GRITTY PALADIN POTION
WARBIRDS DRASTIC DRAGON LOOT
MORE LOOS [XB1]
CIVIL WAR CHAMPIONS CLOAK FIX
ACTIKN BASED PROJECRILES + AE PATCHES
[XB1] PROPER AIMING
NORMAL MAGICA REGEN IN COMBAT
IMMORTAL DEAGONBORN
FAIR DRAUGIR SHOUTS
DRAGONS USE THUUM
DRAGKNS USE THUUM SHOUT REMOVER PATCH
Q DAY DRAGON RESPAWN
BIJIN AIO
BIJIN AIO & USSEP PATCH
ARVAK ENCHANCED [XB1]
MEEKO AND VIGILANCE ARE HUSKIES
WOLFES OF SKYRIM
DRAGONBORN CASTLE
TNF SKYRIM HOUSE REMODEL
[XB1] NO WORLD BORDERS
LESS INTERIOR FOG
DRAGONS FROM THE START
ELEMENTAL FURY FIX
DBZ TELEPORT
[XB1]UNLIMITED RINGS AND AMULETS
UNLIMITED SHOUTING (XB1)
UNLIMITED SUMMONS
ENLIMITED ENCHANTMENTS
ALL ARMOR LOOTABLE
NO HELMET REQUUIRED(XB1)
FASTER WEAPONS
FASTER GRATSWORDS:ANNIVERSARY EDITION (XBOX)
FATSER TWOHANDED WEAPONS AND WAR AXES AND MACES
[XB1] RING OF UNBLOCKING
HATS HELMETS HOODS AND HOODED ROBES WITB CIRCLETS
CLOAKS FACE MASKS AND ALL SPRTS 2 * FANS EDITION *
IMPROVED CLOSEFACED HELMETS
IMPROVED CLOSEFACED HELMETS - USSEP PATCG
IA92S ENCHANTING WITHOUT RESTRICTION (XBOX1)
FROST SLOW TWEAKS BY RAFEAR
DAKEN'S YUMMY DRAGON HEARTS
DRAGON SOULS HEAL YOU
POPPYLORS INI TWEAKS FOR SERIES X
TEMPER EBONY BLADESKYLAND LODS
[XB] GOT DRAGON MAON MENU REPLACER
LOOKS DONT CHANGE FOR A VAMPIRE
CHEAT ROOM (XB1)
CHEAT ROOM -ANNIVERSARY PATCH
MYTHICAL AGES (V1.10)
MINTYS LIGHTNING DURING STORMS
MYTHICAL AGES MINTY LIGHTING STORM PATCH
NO CAMERA FADE
REMOVE BLOOD FROM SCREEN
DISABLE SCREEN SHAKE EFFECT
NO TINT ABSORB XB1
NO RADIAL BLIR - PERFORMANCE OPTIMIZATION ( XB1 )
EMBERS XB BY MINDFLUX 1K
CC CAMPING - EMBERS XD PATCH
ANIMATED WATER FORGE (NORMAL VERSION) - EMBERS XD PATCH
EMBERS XD V 3.0.1-CC GOLDENHILLS PATCH
ALTERNATE START - LIVE ANOTHER LIFE
NORTHERN ROADS & ALTERNATE START PATCH
OPEN CITIES SKYRIM
NORTHERN ROADS & OPEN CITIES PATCH
REALISTIC WATER TWO BY ISOKU, SPARROWPRICE, &TECHANGEL185
REALISTIC WATER TWO & SAINTS AND SEDUCERS PATCH
NATURAL WATERFALLS
CUMULATIVE BLESSINGS
COLORED.MAGIC AURAS

Today's anniversaries are:
2009

• Darcy James Argue's Secret Society - Infernal Machines (classical, jazz, Brooklyn)

2015

• Sisters Of… - The Serpent, the Angel, the Adversary (metal, experimental rock, instrumental, instrumental rock, post-metal, St. Joseph) Read our review.

2016

• Colliding Parallels - A Matter of Perspective (metal, progressive metal, progressive rock, québec, rimouski, symphony x, andromeda, Canada) Read our review.
  
• La volta - Parte Ⅲ : Remate () Read our review.
  
• Nulabee - New Sketch of Skyline (beats, chillwave, electronic, future bass, Lille) Read our review.
  

2017

• ᚛ᚋᚓᚏᚉᚆᚐᚅᚈ᚜ (Merchant) - ᚛ᚁᚓᚅᚕᚈᚆ᚜ (Beneath) (metal, doom, doom metal, sludge metal, stoner, stoner metal, Melbourne)
  
• Black Harvest - Attrition (blackened death metal, death metal, metal, melodic death metal, progressive metal, Lowell)
  
• Chryste Panie - Chryste Panie (post-jazz, trans, Kolobrzeg)
  
• Earth Electric - Volume 1: Solar (rock, hard rock, heavy metal, metal, progressive rock, symphonic rock, Portugal) Read our review.
  
• Excommunion - Thronosis (black metal, dark descent records, death metal, metal, colorado, Colorado)
  
• Gnarwhal - Crucial (experimental, rock, experimental, math rock, math-rock, progressive, "rock'n'roll", unclassifiable, Nashville)
  
• Hibagọn - Polyposmic (experimental, metal, duo, heavy, instrumental, math, noise, polyrhythm, polyrhythmic, two-piece, Bergamo)
  
• John Frum - A Stirring in the Noos (death metal, metal, progressive metal, psychedelic metal, Philadelphia)
  
• Judecca - Fernweh (black metal, depressive black metal, metal, post black metal, suicidal black metal, Harrisburg)
  
• No Sin Evades His Gaze - Endless Disconnect (Rock, Metal)
  
• Of Decay and Sublime & Sequoian Æquison - Split (alternative, ambient, experimental, instrumental, instrumental rock, post-classical, post-rock, shoegaze, Japan)
  
• Onj - Alone (ambient, diy, ambient, dark ambient, darkambient, emotional, instrumental, mathrock, melancholic, post-mathrock, post-metal, post-rock, Asheville)
  
• Paramore - After Laughter (Alternative)
  
• Parazit - Paradigm Paralysis (experimental, instrumental, metal, noise, progressive, experimental rock, instrumental, jazz, Guadalajara)
  
• Sabbath Assembly - Rites of Passage (metal, satanic, heavy metal, occult, progressive metal, svart, United States)
  
• Show of Bedlam - Transfiguration (downtempo, metal, experimental doom, post-hardcore, Montréal)
  
• Sollunar - Ⅰ: The Observatory (progressive rock, rock, cinematic, instrumental, post-rock, Orlando)
  
• Sub: Shaman - Apnea (alternative, art punk, indie, rock, singapore, Singapore)
  
• The Clockwork Deity - An Anthology of Human Sickness (death metal, experimental, metal, grindcore, modern classical, opera, United Kingdom)
  
• The Monolith Deathcult - V1 : Versus (It Will Burn Us without Leaving Ash) (death metal)
  
• The Thirteenth Sun - Stardust (black metal, metal, doom metal, heavy metal, progressive metal, progressive rock, space rock, Brașov)
  
• Threefifty - Gently among the Coals (rock, bass, drums, electronic, folk, guitar, indie-classical, instrumental, mandolin, post-rock, violin, wordless vocals, Brooklyn)
  
• Ulsect - Ulsect (atmospheric death metal, death metal, metal, modern death metal, dark metal, heavy metal, The Netherlands)
  
• Valerian Swing - Nights (alternative, experimental, experimental, math rock, other, post-rock, progressive, Correggio)
  
• Voyager - Ghost Mile (metal, progressive rock, rock, progressive metal, synthpop, Perth)
  
• Wormwitch - Strike Mortal Soil (black metal, d-beat, death metal, melodic blackened death metal, metal, neofolk, Vancouver)
  
• Yazz Ahmed - La Saboteuse (experimental, jazz, arabic, experimental, jazz, psychedelic arabic jazz, world fusion, UK)
  

2018

• Dyed in Grey - Anguish and Ardor (death metal, jazz, metal, progressive metal, rock, technical metal, Brooklyn)

2019

• Skeletonized - Growing Panic (experimental, electronic music, free improvisation, heavy, no wave, noise punk, Pittsburgh)
  
• Vantana Row - Aimessage (experimental, crustwave, electronicore, electropunk, mathcore, synthpunk, California)
  
• 坂田明 (Sakata Akira), Christos Yermenoglou, Giovanni Di Domenico, and Giotis Damianidis - 法隆寺 (Hōryū-ji) ()
  

2020

• Absolute Trash Field - Historical Origins of Trash (free improvisation, noise)
  
• Brendan Byrnes - Realism (experimental pop) Read our review.
  
• Kardashev - The Baring of Shadows (post-metal)
  
• Master Boot Record - Virtua Verse (soundtrack)
  
• Saåad - Elijah (soundtrack, ambient)
  
• Wastewalker - Lowborn (progressive metalcore)
  

2021

• Capyac - Simultaneous (soul, funk)
  
• Oliver Leith - Me Hollywood (contemporary classical)
  

2022

• Danimal Cannon - Massive (progressive metal)
  
• Miscreation - ⅯⅯⅩⅪ (technical death metal)
  
• Portal-Hex - I Can't Take It with Me (cybergrind)
  
• Γνόφος (Gnófos) - Θεοψία (Theopsia) (Vision Divine) (avant-garde black metal, noise)
  

2023

• 25 Dollar Massacre - Days Gone: Redux (mathgrind)
  
• Alexander Flood - Oscillate (nu jazz)
  
• Ascended Dead - Evenfall of the Apocalypse (death metal)
  
• Battle Born - Blood, Fire, Magic and Steel (power metal)
  
• Brent Cordero & Peter Kerlin - A Sublime Madness (psychedelic jazz)
  
• Cattle Decapitation - Terrasite (deathgrind)
  
• Chained to the Bottom of the Ocean - Obsession Destruction (sludge metal)
  
• Colin Stetson - When We Were That What Wept for the Sea (ambient jazz)
  
• EABS & جو بھی (Jaubi) - بہتر کل کی تلاش آپ (Bahattar kala ky talas āp / In Search of a Better Tomorrow) (jazz fusion)
  
• Esoctrilihum - Astraal Constellations of the Majickal Zodiac (avant-garde black metal)
  
• Fabian Kallerdahl - Oversized, Volume 2 (nu jazz)
  
• Gonemage - Astral Corridors (blackened grindcore)
  
• Hasard - Malivore (avant-garde black metal)
  
• Impetuous Ritual - Iniquitous Barbarik Synthesis (experimental death metal)
  
• Join the Din - ¿Change! (jazz fusion)
  
• Karmanjakah - Ancient Skills (nu prog)
  
• Last Rizla - Noise without Decay (noise rock)
  
• Łysa Góra - W ogniu świat (progressive folk metal)
  
• Marcation - Madness (black metal)
  
• Midwife & Vyva Melinkolya - Orbweaving (slowcore)
  
• Mirna Bogdanović - Awake (nu jazz)
  
• Moonreich - Amer (black metal)
  
• Morkera - Aggravations (black metal)
  
• MRW - Ja! (progressive metal)
  
• Omnerod - The Amensal Rise (progressive metal)
  
• Óreiða - The Eternal (atmospheric black metal)
  
• Perilaxe Occlusion - Vapor Chamber (technical death metal)
  
• Pronostic - Chaotic Upheaval (technical death metal)
  
• Rahel Talts - Greener Grass (modern jazz)
  
• Soulkeeper - Holy Design (mathcore)
  
• Soulless - The Supreme Resurgence (atmospheric black metal)
  
• Sunbeam Overdrive - Diama (progressive metal)
  
• The Acacia Strain - Failure Will Follow (sludgecore)
  
• The Acacia Strain - Step into the Light (deathcore)
  
• The Amity Affliction - Not without My Ghosts (metalcore)
  
• The Bodhisattwa Trio & Mimika Orchestra - Frontier (jazz fusion)
  
• The Motion Mosaic - Limbo Conditions (mathcore)
  
• Their Dogs Were Astronauts - Momentum (progressive metal)
  
• Veil of Maya - Mother (deathcore)
  
• We Are the Empty - American Dream (alternative rock)
  
• Ὄγκος (Ónkos) - Vascular Labyrinth (experimental black metal)
  
• طاخ (Takh) - طاخ (Takh) (post-rock)
  
• नय बाज़ (Naya bāz) - Charm (world fusion)
  

Hi all,
Have some stuff for sale that's no longer being used.
Please comment before PM - I do not reply to Reddit Chat messages. PM for further details, questions, bundle discounts, local pickup and negotiations etc. Local is Chicago, IL. Thank you.

Name/Timestamp	Price (Shipped/Local)	Condition/age	Description/reason for sale/etc
Bose Noise Canceling Headphones 700 NC700 carrying case with white Bose USB-C to USB-A cable and white 2.5mm to 3.5mm cable	$40/$30	9.5/10, purchased in December 2023	DOES NOT INCLUDE HEADPHONES - only the case and cables. Got these with the Bose NCH700 headphones. They are in excellent, like-new condition and come with the original white color charging and audio cables.
Surface Pro 6 with i7 8650U and 16GB RAM. Bundled with Alcantara Signature Type cover, Surface Dock, 2x genuine Surface 65W chargers	$360/$340 $340/$320	Tablet: 8.5/10; Type cover: 7/10	This Surface has the 0.4GHz bug (CPU doesn't boost beyond 0.4GHz). The fix for this is to keep ThrottleStop running in the background with BD PROCHOT disabled. I can guide you through setting it up so that this bug doesn't affect usage of the laptop. There is also a slight haze in a dime-size area near the bottom of the screen which is visible when the screen is pitch black but not in bright/white screens. Check last 2 pics in the album to see examples of thee same. Was been using it as a secondary device to watch movies, listen to music and as an occasional Steam Machine. The type cover is one of the best chiclet keyboards I've typed on, and the dock is supremely useful to connect it in a snap to a bigger display (especially when streaming games)!
Genuine Surface Go Charger	$25/$15; free if you buy stuff worth $60 or more	7/10	Surface Go Charger. Works.
Acer AH101 VR Headset with rechargeable NiZn AA batteries	$130/$105	9/10	Got this from a fellow hardwareswap user sometime in 2022. Has hardly been used for 20 hours since. Everything is in excellent condition and works well. Had purchased high capacity rechargeable cells which never actually drained lol. Will be sanitized and disinfected before sale, and will be shipped in the original box.
iWalk Secret 4500mAh portable Lightning charger	$20/$10; free if you buy stuff worth $60 or more	BNIB	Got this as a gift sometime in 2023 but I don't have a Lightning iPhone/iPad. The black leather looks pretty sick actually.
Genuine Apple 67W USB-C Power adaptecharger with Apple Type-C cable	$45/$35	10/10 like-new	Got this sometime in early 2023 to use as a single charging solution for my laptop and phone, but never ended up using it. Only taken out of box and used once to confirm that the combo works

FT: Napoli 0-2 Bologna

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LINE-UPS
Napoli
Alex Meret, Juan Jesus, Amir Rrahmani, Mathías Olivera (Pasquale Mazzocchi), Giovanni Di Lorenzo, Stanislav Lobotka, Jens Cajuste (Giacomo Raspadori), André-Frank Zambo Anguissa (Hamed Traoré), Victor Osimhen, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (Giovanni Simeone), Matteo Politano (Cyril Ngonge).
Subs: Leo Ostigard, Natan , Pierluigi Gollini, Nikita Contini, Luigi D'Avino, Jesper Lindstrom, Leander Dendoncker, Mário Rui .
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Bologna
Federico Ravaglia, Riccardo Calafiori, Jhon Lucumi, Victor Kristiansen, Stefan Posch, Remo Freuler (Oussama El Azzouzi), Michel Aebischer, Kacper Urbanski (Giovanni Fabbian), Joshua Zirkzee (Santiago Castro), Dan Ndoye (Alexis Saelemaekers), Jens Odgaard (Riccardo Orsolini).
Subs: Lukasz Skorupski, Jesper Karlsson, Sam Beukema, Tommaso Corazza, Nicola Bagnolini, Nikola Moro, Mihajlo Ilic, Charalampos Lykogiannis, Lorenzo De Silvestri.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
9' Goal! Napoli 0, Bologna 1. Dan Ndoye (Bologna) header from very close range to the top left corner.
12' Goal! Napoli 0, Bologna 2. Stefan Posch (Bologna) header from very close range to the top right corner. Assisted by Riccardo Calafiori following a corner.
21' Penalty saved. Matteo Politano (Napoli) left footed shot saved in the bottom left corner.
33' Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (Napoli) is shown the yellow card.
47' Jens Cajuste (Napoli) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Substitution, Bologna. Riccardo Orsolini replaces Jens Odgaard.
56' Substitution, Bologna. Alexis Saelemaekers replaces Dan Ndoye.
61' Substitution, Napoli. Cyril Ngonge replaces Matteo Politano.
71' Jhon Lucumí (Bologna) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
72' Substitution, Napoli. Giacomo Raspadori replaces Jens Cajuste because of an injury.
73' Substitution, Bologna. Santiago Castro replaces Joshua Zirkzee.
73' Substitution, Bologna. Giovanni Fabbian replaces Kacper Urbanski.
81' Substitution, Napoli. Hamed Traorè replaces Frank Anguissa.
81' Substitution, Napoli. Giovanni Simeone replaces Khvicha Kvaratskhelia.
81' Substitution, Napoli. Pasquale Mazzocchi replaces Mathías Olivera.
82' Substitution, Bologna. Oussama El Azzouzi replaces Remo Freuler.
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90': Napoli 0-2 Bologna

Venue: Diego Armando Maradona
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LINE-UPS
Napoli
Alex Meret, Juan Jesus, Amir Rrahmani, Mathías Olivera (Pasquale Mazzocchi), Giovanni Di Lorenzo, Stanislav Lobotka, Jens Cajuste (Giacomo Raspadori), André-Frank Zambo Anguissa (Hamed Traoré), Victor Osimhen, Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (Giovanni Simeone), Matteo Politano (Cyril Ngonge).
Subs: Leo Ostigard, Natan , Pierluigi Gollini, Nikita Contini, Luigi D'Avino, Jesper Lindstrom, Leander Dendoncker, Mário Rui .
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Bologna
Federico Ravaglia, Riccardo Calafiori, Jhon Lucumi, Victor Kristiansen, Stefan Posch, Remo Freuler (Oussama El Azzouzi), Michel Aebischer, Kacper Urbanski (Giovanni Fabbian), Joshua Zirkzee (Santiago Castro), Dan Ndoye (Alexis Saelemaekers), Jens Odgaard (Riccardo Orsolini).
Subs: Lukasz Skorupski, Jesper Karlsson, Sam Beukema, Tommaso Corazza, Nicola Bagnolini, Nikola Moro, Mihajlo Ilic, Charalampos Lykogiannis, Lorenzo De Silvestri.
MATCH EVENTS via ESPN
9' Goal! Napoli 0, Bologna 1. Dan Ndoye (Bologna) header from very close range to the top left corner.
12' Goal! Napoli 0, Bologna 2. Stefan Posch (Bologna) header from very close range to the top right corner. Assisted by Riccardo Calafiori following a corner.
21' Penalty saved. Matteo Politano (Napoli) left footed shot saved in the bottom left corner.
33' Khvicha Kvaratskhelia (Napoli) is shown the yellow card.
47' Jens Cajuste (Napoli) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
56' Substitution, Bologna. Riccardo Orsolini replaces Jens Odgaard.
56' Substitution, Bologna. Alexis Saelemaekers replaces Dan Ndoye.
61' Substitution, Napoli. Cyril Ngonge replaces Matteo Politano.
71' Jhon Lucumí (Bologna) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
72' Substitution, Napoli. Giacomo Raspadori replaces Jens Cajuste because of an injury.
73' Substitution, Bologna. Santiago Castro replaces Joshua Zirkzee.
73' Substitution, Bologna. Giovanni Fabbian replaces Kacper Urbanski.
81' Substitution, Napoli. Hamed Traorè replaces Frank Anguissa.
81' Substitution, Napoli. Giovanni Simeone replaces Khvicha Kvaratskhelia.
81' Substitution, Napoli. Pasquale Mazzocchi replaces Mathías Olivera.
82' Substitution, Bologna. Oussama El Azzouzi replaces Remo Freuler.
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Joy
“Please don’t do this to me! I’ll die out there!” Tiffany crumpled to the floor, phone shaking against her ear.
A gruff voice crackled. “I’m sorry Tiffany, our runner in your area got caught on his latest delivery. My other guy barely made it back. He saw Jimmy get hauled into the van. They’ve probably torn him apart by now.”
“Please…I don’t have any food left in the house. I’ll never make it out there. They’ll spot me immediately.”
“Listen, listen Tiff. It’s going to be OK. Listen to me alright? There’s a shop one block away from you.”
“I can’t!”
“You have to! OK, all you have to do is get in and get out. Put on the darkest sunglasses you have. You have shades right?”
Tiffany glanced up to the cabinet. Her terrified face reflected at her through the polarized lenses. “Uh-huh”
“That’s good, that’s real good. Now you put those on and grab enough food for a week while I find a replacement runner OK?”
“O-OK”
“And Tiffany?”
“Remember to smile, smile as wide as you can and never drop it. You know what happens if they suspect…”
“I know, thanks Mark.”
Tiffany hung up the phone with a shuddering exhale. She stood up and looked herself over in the mirror. A terrified blonde woman stared back, eyes wide with fear.
She wiped her tears and smoothed out her locks. She grasped her oversized sunglasses with trembling hands and put them on. She bent over, adjusting them carefully to ensure no trace of her eyes could be seen.
Glancing down, she looked over her list of food. Enough for a week…get in, get out…and smile.
Before turning to leave, she smiled into the mirror. The upturned mouth seemed almost foreign to her; she hadn’t laughed since everyone had been Torn. There weren’t many of her left in the world; the Joyous reigned supreme.
She stretched her smile as wide as it could go, until her cheeks strained with the effort. Exhaling through her teeth, she grasped the handle. The doorknob shook from her grip. Get it together…in and out…
She twisted the knob and threw the door open.
An eyeless face sprang up to meet her.
Tiffany screamed and jumped back.
“Oh, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you!”
Tiffany clutched her heaving chest, trying to calm herself. The woman standing in on her stoop had no eyes, only dark, empty sockets each gleaming with a glowing pinprick of light. An enormous smile spread from ear to ear.
Tiffany forced words from her paralyzed mind. “Oh, it’s alright, I was just about to get some shopping done!”
The woman stared unblinking with her flickering pits. She lifted a newspaper. “I saw this blow over onto the street, so I thought I’d bring this little ol’ newsie inside!” She let out a raucous laugh.
Tiffany accepted the paper, praying she looked relaxed. She took a quick glimpse at the headline.
Joy! New York Mayor Declares City over 99% Pure on 1-Year Anniversary!
“Aww, I see you have just been Freed. Congratulations dear. How do you like the colors?” The woman bent her head closer to Tiffany’s face. Her heart hammered in her throat as her eyes were drawn to the woman’s scars. Black lines spider webbed all across her body, down her arms, over her face, and plunged down her low cut shirt. “Aw, I remember when I was freed; I didn’t really have scars either. I found a great doctor who touched me up; I can share his number with you!” She lifted her neck, showing off her scars wrapped around her throat.
“Yes, the colors they’re so…beautiful. Yeah…the doctors said I was one of the lucky ones, guess tough skin runs in the family.” Tiffany tried to laugh as she spoke.
The woman leaned back; her smile somehow widening even more. “Ah! Tragic! Stay safe y’hear? A naughty somebody escaped the hospital recently, ah, there he is now. Isn’t he silly?” She pointed to the distance.
Tiffany turned her head in the direction of her arm. Her heart sank to her stomach.
The street rose in an incline. The distant figure of a man climbed into sight at the crest of the hill. His sandy hair was unmistakable.
Tiffany lifted a trembling hand to her mouth. Jimmy?
Jimmy was naked with blood pouring in rivets all down the front of his torso. As she squinted, she realized that Jimmy’s body wasn't moving; it hung limp, limbs dangling in the air. Her darting eyes widened as she saw his legs hovered off the road.
Four thick tendrils pulsated out of Jimmy’s gaping mouth. The dark trunks spilled out onto the ground, suspending his frame in midair. The shadowy pillars supported his body like makeshift legs. Jimmy lolled back and forth as the inhuman limbs propelled him down the hill like a beast.
Tiffany’s stomach churned in knots as he careened down the street. He couldn’t speak but his bulging eyes darting all around spoke all that was needed. Her gaze adhered to the incomprehensible stalks that moved of their own accord. The tentacles shimmered and writhed all over, smaller tendrils branching off, thrashing independently of one another.
Right as he passed Tiffany, he tripped and skidded to the ground. The husks all around her burst into raucous laughter at the sight of it clamoring back up.
The woman doubled over in giggles. “Ooh, you silly goose, don’t even know what’s good for ya!”
Jimmy’s chest bloated and bubbled. The bulge traveled up his throat, extending it to an inhuman width. A horrid squelching erupted as two pink sacs attached to tubes slithered out of his mouth, traveling along the lengths of the trunks. Tiffany could barely support her own weight at the sight of Jimmy’s lungs pulsating in frantic breaths.
Her horrified gaze watched as the lungs enlarged in a deep breath, a gurgling crescendoing in pitch. They expanded to full size and hung still for an instant. Then exploded in desperate screams.
“HELP ME! PLEASE, I’M ALIVE LIKE YO-”
With the roar of an engine and the screech of tires, a vehicle slammed into Jimmy’s body. A spray of blood rained on Tiffany and the crowd. A white van screeched to a halt just as Jimmy flew through the air, all eight limbs flailing in the wind.
No amount of bracing could prepare Tiffany for the sound of bones crushing as Jimmy landed in a bloody mess on the asphalt. The crowd of husks whooped and hollered. The drivers clambered out of the vehicle and took deep bows, grinning broadly.
Wiping off blood, Tiffany inspected the logo on the van. It displayed two cartoon men each standing on the side of another person. The person was divided into two halves. One side was human with a smiling face while the other was a shadowy figure, screaming in agony. The smiling men each pulled on an arm as if separating the halves.
“Sorry folks! We had a feisty one here, we’ll take care of it from here!” He drew a syringe from his pocket.
“That’s OK! Need a hand?” The woman called back to enthusiastic nods from the crowd. The van driver waved his arm in the direction of Jimmy’s limb body.
Tiffany blinked back burning tears as she watched Jimmy twitch on the ground. The husks closed in around him, laughing as they surrounded him. She wanted nothing more than to just retreat inside and vomit. But an opportunity presented itself.
Streams of people poured out of the shop ahead, drawn to the spectacle on the street. The sidewalks leading up to the store cleared. Her path would never be this open again. Tearing her eyes from Jimmy, she walked as fast as possible to the market, her smile twitching in anguish.
After what felt like hours, she stood at the entrance to the food mart. She moved her jaw around to loosen it, almost flinching as it popped. OK…in and out…then you’re safe. Running over her mental list one last time, she barged inside.
A wave of frigid air washed over her. She scanned the shop, exhaling out a sigh of relief as she confirmed it was mostly empty. Only a mother pushing a stroller joined her in the market.
Tiffany whipped out a shopping cart and sped down aisle by aisle. Eyes darting, she grasped each item on her list as if it were manna from heaven. Her breathing eased as she made it to the other side of the store without incident. A small bit of happiness welled up within her as she looked over her bulging wagon. It was enough to last her two weeks, two blissful weeks of safety. All she had to do was get out.
She strolled to the checkout lane. The mother was in front of her, the groceries crinkling as they were bagged by the cheerful cashier. Tiffany’s knuckles gripped the cart so hard they turned white. Please…just pay and leave…
Tiffany’s heart skipped a beat as the mother twisted her neck to look at her. Empty sockets crinkled as the young woman’s smile widened. “Why hello there! Any idea what the ruckus is out there?” A collective cheer erupted outside in the distance.
Tiffany shook her head, trying to push Jimmy’s battered body out of her thoughts.
She glanced at Tiffany’s cart. “Big haul. You having a party?”
Tiffany nodded, almost forgetting to breathe.
“Am I invited? Where do you live?”
Tiffany gulped. The mother roared with laughter. “Oh dearie me, I’m just kidding you. I’d love to go but this little man down here takes up all my time. Wanna say hi?”
Tiffany nodded again, her cheeks screaming with the strain of her fake smile. The mother lifted the hood of the stroller and wheeled it around, facing Tiffany. An eyeless baby cooed up at her, its sockets nearly taking up half its face. Black scars lined its entire body, lashing its face that carved itself into a wide smile.
Tiffany screamed in terror, flinging herself back.
CLACK!
Light streamed into her eyes as they watered. Time almost stopped as she glanced down at her sunglasses. Shuddering, she looked back up. The mother, baby, and cashier stared at her.
Without taking his sockets off her, the cashier pressed a button on the counter. An intercom crackled to life. “Attention all employees. We have someone in pain over here. Please call the authorities while we restrain her.”
Tiffany threw the cart to the ground, sprinting to the glass double doors. Talon-like fingers dug into her shoulder right as she reached the exit. “NO! PLEASE LET ME GO! PLEASE!”
But the mother just giggled into her ear. “Now why would I do that, sweetie? Don’t worry, we’re going to help you. See? They’re already here to heal you!”
Tiffany’s heart sank into her stomach as she watched the same van that crashed into Jimmy park outside. Two men dressed in scrubs burst out the back, wheeling out a gurney. Her eyes bulged as she gazed at the restraints gleaming cruelly in the morning light.
The smiling men jaunted over to her. Tiffany ground her heel into the mother’s toes; the arms holding her released. She rushed forward to the man on the left, throwing a wild punch in desperation.
To her surprise, her knuckles connected, slamming the man’s head back to its side. Rough hands grabbed her arms by the elbows, jerking them behind her.
The man she’d punched twisted his head back, the unnatural smile still plastered on his face. “Now, now simmer down, young lady. He snatched her kicking feet and lifted her in tandem with the other man.
With inhuman strength, they slammed her onto the gurney. She flailed, straining her limbs against their grasp. Her shoulders popped in their sockets, her screams erupting in pain and fear.
CLICK!
Cold metal clamped down on her right wrist. Three more clicks restrained her completely.
“No, no, no, please! Just let me go! I’ll never bother you again!” Tiffany half screamed and half sobbed.
One man chuckled. “Oops! Gotta make some room!”
She wailed as she watched the men drag Jimmy’s corpse out of the back and toss it on the sidewalk. The doors slammed shut, and the vehicle sped off.
Desperation gave way to despair for Tiffany, she wept bitterly. She gasped as the men wiped away tears on each side of her face. They lifted their fingers to their eyeless pits, staring in wonder at the droplet forming, mouths parted and making soft cooing sounds.
“I remember my last tear, what about you Ted?” The man on her right whispered.
The man on the left nodded, sucking his finger. “Yeah…I almost miss the taste.” They both roared in laughter at the same time.
The van jolted to a halt. The men flung the doors open. “Don’t worry missy, it will all be over soon!”
She shook her head, pleading for anyone she passed to help her as she was wheeled into the hospital. All she received were condescending smiles, and pats on the hand. She was sped into an operating room. Her eyes widened in terror at the sight of the tearing chair.
A medical bed lay in the middle of the chamber. A bar of light hung at the bed’s foot. The bar crossed over the width of the bed, attached to a track that ran along the length from the bottom to the top. Her heart sank. She’d expected cutting instruments but the lack of them frightened her even more.
A grinning doctor finished washing her hands in the nearby sink, pulling latex gloves on. “Oh dearie me, look at this poor soul. It’s been a while since I’ve gotten freed one so large! The gals will take it from here, boys!” The men giggled as they left the room.
Masked women in scrubs burst from the doors to assist. Even behind the masks, their smiles were visible. They all carried scissors. Within seconds, they snipped off all of her clothes leaving her naked in the gurney.
The doctor lifted a syringe, the end dripping with sedative. “Now we need you to be still for this next part sweetie!” She rammed the needle into her hip and thumbed the plunger down. She gasped as the burning liquid clouded into her bloodstream. At once, her extremities deadened, all feeling and control gone.
A pair of arms gripped each of her limbs as she was lifted off the gurney and thrown onto the medical bed. The doctor looked down at her at the foot of the bed, grasping the bar of light. It pulsated in waves of color as she clinked it into place over Tiffany’s feet so that the luminescence only hovered an inch over her skin.
The soles of her feet writhed in agony in the light’s presence. Tiffany screamed at the burning tendrils within her feet. A horrific thought pierced her torment in a single moment of clarity. Something is moving inside me. Using the last vestiges of motor control left, she lifted her head an inch, eyes glued to her feet.
Various ridges rolled around on the tops of her feet, almost as if something flailed to get away from the brilliant light. The doctor traced a finger over the thrashing bulges. “Yes, the time for your last pain draws near, little one. No longer will you torment this young woman. No longer.” She placed both hands on the instrument bar. “Now, I must warn you. This will hurt…more than anything you’ve ever felt in your life. But what awaits you on the other side is…” She laughed.
“Please…” Tiffany whimpered, but the doctor pushed the bar of light up her legs.
Torture. Pure agony. Tiffany screamed to the point she thought her jaw might pop off its hinges. The writhing in her feet intensified, pulling and tearing at her skin…
A spurt of blood spewed over the doctor’s face. “Ah, we’ve crowned!”
“WHAT IS THIS?!” Tiffany screeched as she looked down. Blackened tentacles whipped violently back and forth, sprouting from her feet.
“Oh, it’s the sickness my sweet…it must be purged. Deep breath and here we go!” She pushed the bar of light even further along its track, this time going up her legs.
Molten lines of agony traced themselves up her legs in tandem with the glow. Tiffany’s eyes rolled up into her head and then back down again, casting her world in revolving darkness and light. The skin at her legs tore, thicker tendrils bursting out in viscous spray.
The dark veins slapped at the doctor's face but a smiling nurse grasped the flailing trunks and pinned them down as the doctor pressed on above her knees and up her thighs. Her skin bubbled and burst as the bleeding mass on each limb fled from the light. Tiffany stared transfixed at the monster birthed from her, the spindly body, the erratic, desperate movement of a trapped beast.
The bar stopped just below her groin. “This is probably the worst part dearie, brace yourself.’ She yanked it forward, up to her abdomen.
Tiffany’s voice tore, her throat bleeding raw. She’s never given birth before; the monster springing out from her womanhood made a poor substitute for a child.
“There you go baby. You’re doing so well. Halfway done!”
The instrument slid up her stomach, passing over her arms. The sickness within gripped her organs in a vain attempt to resist being torn out. Strands of obsidian wrested themselves out of her torso only to be collected and restrained by the unflinching nurses. Up her body they all went, up her chest, her shoulders, and on to her neck.
Right at the base of her chin, the bar of light chinked as it came to the end of its track. The beast within Tiffany screeched, straining at the nurses restraints. Forgetting the pain for an instant, Tiffany croaked through torn vocal chords. “What is this thing?”
The doctor wiped blood out of her sockets. “It’s your parasite, what you thought you were. I know it hurts; this thing feeds off pain. Don’t worry. We’re almost done.”
She pivoted two smaller bars of lights up to Tiffany’s head, one on each side. They swung in such a way that they would meet in the middle. Her eyes swiveled independently of each other, as if they too feared the light. The doctor smiled at the erratic movement.
“Oh, yes.” She whispered. “Feel fear. It’s what you deserve; it’s all you deserve.” She grasped each bar and clamped them together.
Blinding pressure built up in Tiffany’s eardrums as if she were being stabbed in each ear with knives aching to meet in the middle. An incessant ringing tingled, building up pitch and intensity until it was all she could hear. Her brain lit aflame, seething at the burning from the sound. “MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!” Her mouth uttered the words, but she couldn’t hear her voice anymore.
Like a cord being unplugged from a speaker, her world fell silent one pull at a time. Black tendrils whipped in her sight as the beast fled from her ear canals. The lights passed in her vision.
The doctor spoke unheard words. She tried to close her eyes, but they weren’t hers anymore. They swiveled all about in their sockets, trying to escape her skull.
But there was no escape, not for a parasite. The lights slammed shut, meeting in the middle right over her. The kaleidoscope of luminescence overtook everything. Her world melded to an ever changing sea of merging lights.
Her thoughts, her consciousness, her very essence whirled in her brain. A dark hole sprouted in her psyche. Her being swirled around the murky depths of her existence spinning to the choreography of the lights pulse. Round and round it went until she thought her last words. Who am I? All grew dark.
—---------
The operating room light blinded Tiffany. She tried to close her eyes but found she had no lids.
She saw the metal tray she lay on.
She saw the black, spindly lengths of her body laying in a tangled heap in the tray.
She saw Tiffany laying on the medical table. What?
Her psyche ran stark with shock as she watched herself sit up from the medical table. Her eyes were gone, replaced with two glowing pits burning in deep sockets. Blood trails criss crossed all over her venous scars. Tears of crimson flowed from her pits as she sobbed into her hands.
No…that’s me? But then…who am I?
She glanced up and received her horrifying answer. An operating mirror hung on the ceiling above her. What she had once thought as herself was now nothing more than a pair of eyeballs attached to a spinal stem with nervous branches tangled and heaped in a small tray.
She was the parasite.
The real Tiffany sobbed, a wide smile stretching across her face. “Colors…so many colors…”
The doctor handed her a pair of sunglasses. “Here, put these on and keep them on for the next couple of weeks. The parasites could only see a thin spectrum of light. You can see all of it now, it’s a bit overwhelming at first but you get used to it.”
The real Tiffany placed the sunglasses on her face then clutched at her chest. “What….what is this feeling? It burns yet…it’s warm all over..”
The doctor knelt at the real Tiffany’s side. “It’s happiness…” She giggled. “Pure happiness, it’s what that parasite over there denied you.” The doctor shot a glare to the nerve bundle that used to be Tiffany.
The real Tiffany released her chest. “How long has it been inside of me?”
The doctor stood up. “We aren’t sure when these parasites fused with humans but it must have been millennia ago. They have been entwined with us so long we even once thought they were part of our bodies. The nervous system, what a cruel joke. These things thrive off of our happiness and only feed us pain in return.”
The doctor shot the nerve bundle a look. Even though she smiled, Tiffany could feel the doctor’s contempt radiating. “Look how pathetic it is. Can’t even move anymore. These things rely on our central brain systems to move. Once separated, they are immobile. It’s rather ironic that they only try to move as we cut into their feeding supply.”
The real Tiffany hugged the doctor who returned the embrace. “Thank you…for freeing me.” The doctor rubbed her back.
They released each other. The real Tiffany looked over at the nerve bundle that used to be her. “What do we do with…it?”
The doctor grasped the nerve bundle unceremoniously in her palm. Wait…no! I’m-I’m me!
“We will cast her into the depths to which she came from of course!” The doctor laughed as she brought the nerve bundle to a trash chute. The nerve bundle glanced down, recoiling in horror. No light graced her final destination.
“Good riddance.” The nerve bundle was released and cast into the void. It landed with a plop amongst the other writhing bundles, rueing the day it ever thought it truly existed.

Few days ago there was a post that many users feel intimidated joining tho or starting a conversation. I felt it from the bottom of my heart because I often have the impression that many times some kind of private chat is going on under, for example, a thirst trap. The most active people seems to know each other's preferences very well, using gifs or refer to things which only understandable to a few. So let's just expand the circle! Tell us what what's roaring your engine? Shall we send you gifs of "David eating ice cream" as a treat after a long day? Would you lick Michael's feet or bite Crowley's neck? Even the name of Bildaddy cause a basement flood? Only hearing the title Supreme Archangel start to make you sink to subspace? Shall we page you when we stumble into a new dragonfucking fic? Aziraphale in short skirt art? Wings? Long fingers? David in the rain? Michael's unruly beard? The heavy smell of hairy armpits? Nothing is shameful here. I'll start.
I am quite simple, I guess. - First and foremost, I need feelings in my porn. Porn for porn usually is just... Meh. - My canon compliant human shaped beings better be virgins before their first time together. Or at least no mention, not even a thought, of previous partners pretty please - I am a firm believer that they switch ( in power dynamic and position as well) but I prefer a tiny bit more my demon on the top and in charge (however I never say no when the said demon is well taken care) - long hair Crowley supremacy! - In general I adore David's physical appearance, but Crowley's neck (or any other parts, really) I want to sink in my teeth. Yes please, can't get enough of that neck. Or long legs. Or hands. NGK. - and in reverse, I adore Aziraphale, but I want to nibble on Michael's belly and thick thighs. NGK . Again. - Michael's nose, eyes, smile... Okay, let's say, his beautiful face. - Did I mentioned smut with feelings? - Since I am in this subreddit I developed a pavlovian reflex to mutton chops 🤷 - Crowley in lingerie and high heels... Phew - I love meet-cute and enemies (to friends) to lovers

buy me red dead redepmtion2 rockstar key here
or Assasins Creed Valhalla complete here
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I Have these games:: (you can find my wishlist bottom)

MY GAME LIST::

(incomplete list here for better reading)
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also have
Space Engineers
Rivals of Aether
Stardew Valley
Project Cars 1 2
Styx Shard of Darkness
NBA 2k17
NBA 2k16
WWE 2K16
Risong Storm 2 Vietnam
Bioshock 2
Tannenberg
Animal Crossing: New Horizons NW NINTENDO SWITCH code
Endless Space - Collection Satellite Reign Sudden Strike 4 Crazy Oafish Ultra Blocks: Big Sale GRAV Tasty Shame in Silver Soul! Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days Scribblenauts Unlimited BioShock Sid Meier's Ace Patrol Chroma Squad
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition Injustice: Gods Among Us Ultimate Edition The Fish Fillets 2 Batman: Arkham Origins - New Millennium Skins Pack Splice Sid Meier's Ace Patrol: Pacific Skies Sang-Froid - Tales of Werewolves Cubetractor Disciples III: Gold Edition Airline Tycoon 2 Stronghold HD Toybox Turbos Ashes of the Singularity - Overlord Scenario Pack DLC Monaco Strife: Veteran Edition Ashes of the Singularity: Escalation Total War: ROME II - Blood & Gore Total War: ATTILA - Blood & Burning
Freedom Planet Desperados - Wanted Dead or Alive Out of the Park Baseball 14 Aaru's Awakening Rising Storm/Red Orchestra 2 Multiplayer Epistory - Typing Chronicles Furi Bounty Train Bear With Me - Collector's Edition Fight'N Rage Slipstream Ancestors Legacy Laser League: World Arena Sniper Elite V2 Pumped BMX + Gremlins, Inc.
Forged Battalion Grand Ages: Medieval Bleed 2 Anomaly Defenders Dungeons 3 Broken Age Shadow Complex Remastered Homefront Front Mission Evolved Strider Subterrain Amnesia Collection Galactic Civilizations III ENDLESS™ Legend Crawl GALAK-Z
Kimmy Street Racing Syndicate Company of Heroes 2 - German Commander: Storm Doctrine The Red Solstice Victim of Xen FORCED BIT.TRIP Presents... Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien OlliOlli2: Welcome to Olliwood RIVE
Retro City Rampage DX Steredenn Savage Lands Wrath of Anna Total War: SHOGUN 2 - Blood Pack DLC Deus Ex: Mankind Divided Unmechanical Beatbuddy: Tale of the Guardians
Pressure Gare Sapphire Mechs Prime World: Defenders Alpha Prime Toki Tori 2+ Endorlight Carrier Command: Gaea Mission Unity of Command Operation Flashpoint: Red River Worms Pinball A Story About My Uncle Age of Empires II (2013): The Forgotten Leviathan Eador. Genesis Chaos Domain Knights of Pen and Paper +1 Deponia Skyward Collapse: Nihon no Mura Skyward Collapse Probably Archery Anomaly 2
Xotic: Complete pack Crash Time 2 Run or Die The Bridge Secret of the Magic Crystal KickBeat Steam Edition Escape Goat 2 Dustforce Void 21 Block N Load - 560 Platinum Bar Pack ENDLESS™ Space - Definitive Edition Evoland 2 Resident Evil 0 Crusader Kings II: Sons of Abraham Sanctum Anomaly Warzone Earth Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword Evoland
Eets Munchies Overture Titan Attacks Alien Rage - Unlimited Awesomenauts East India Company Gold Pirates of Black Cove Two Worlds Enclave KnightShift The Lord of the Rings Online: Steely Dawn Starter Pack Worms Blast Tesla Effect Saints Row IV Sorcerer King: Rivals Resident Evil Revelations 2 Rebel Galaxy Just Cause 2 Men of War: Assault Squad - Game of the Year Edition Legends of Eisenwald Dungeon Defenders Collection Contagion Another Perspective Galactic Civilizations II: Ultimate Edition Crazy Machines 3 Z1 Battle Royale Stronghold Crusader HD Stronghold Crusader 2 STAR WARS Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy STAR WARS: Dark Forces STAR WARS: Knights of the Old Republic Mini Metro
Life is Feudal: Your Own Air Conflicts: Pacific Carriers Galaxy on Fire 2 Full HD Thunder Wolves Overlord: Overlord II Schrödinger's Cat and the Raiders of the Lost Quark Torchlight II
COH2 - The Western Front Armies: Oberkommando West Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Game of the Year Edition Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Retribution Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine Batman: Arkham Origins Scribblenauts Unlimited Bastion Medieval II: Base Game Sid Meier's Pirates! Company of Heroes 2 + Oberkommando West Viking: Battle for Asgard Shiness: The Lightning Kingdom Abyss Odyssey Insurgency Men of War: Assault Squad - Game of the Year Edition 1 2 Natural Selection 2 Sanctum 2
Cities in Motion 2 The Bureau: XCOM Declassified The Darkness II Hitman: Absolution Supreme Commander 2 Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Director's Cut Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light MURDERED: SOUL SUSPECT Startopia Tomb Raider Imperium Romanum: Gold Edition Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II Oddworld: New 'n' Tasty Arma 2 Arma Tactics Arma: Gold Edition Take On Helicopters UFO: Afterlight
Arma: Cold War Assault Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box Crysis 2 Maximum Edition Dead Space (2008) Mirror's Edge Dead Space 2 Dragon Age: Origins Bejeweled 3 GRID 2 GRID 2 Drift Pack Hospital Tycoon Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising Operation Flashpoint: Red River Overlord GRID GRID 2 Spa-Francorchamps Track Pack DiRT Showdown
WHAT GAMES I WANT =>>

MY WISHLIST

AGE OF EMPIRES 2 DE - Mountain Royals DLC (Steam key)
AGE OF EMPIRES 2 DE - Victors and Vanquished DLC (Steam)
Red Dead Redemption 2 (Rockstar key or Steam)
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2 (Steam)
Cossacks 3 , Risen 3 Complete
Assasins Creed : Valhalla
Battlefield 2042 / 4 / 1
Batllefiedl 1 + Titan Fall 2 Ultimate pack
Assasins Creed : Odyssey / Revelations / Rogue / Brotherhood (codes for uPlay, Ubi Connect)
Diablo 1 , 2 , 3 Warcraft 3 ,Call of Duty Modern Warfare (2019) / Cold War , Starcraft 2 campaigns
Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord,
God Of War, Risen 3 Complete
Total War Warhammer 1 , 2 / Three Kingdoms (Steam)
ANNO 1800 / 2070 / 2205 (uplay / Ubi Connect)
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands , Steep ,Division 1 2, Far Cry 4
Rise of Tomb Rider, Shadows of Tomb Raider,
Watchdogs 1 2 legion (ubi connect key)
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 1 2 ,Advanced Warfare, IW, BlackOps 2 / 3 ,
Elder Ring, Hogwarts Legacy
Forza 3 4 5
(mild/low interest in )::
Ticket to Ride DLCs and Carcassone game + dlc
Ryse son of Rome, Heroes Might&Magic VI, Steep
Railroad Corporation, Railroad tycoon 2, 3 , Railway Empire
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