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The Women's National Basketball Association has been around for 30 years now, but has long struggled to stand out in an increasingly busy marketplace. The league has also struggled with viewership, and pay equity. 


But they may have finally found a star transformative enough to break out of the pack. Her name? Caitlin Clark. 


Just before Clark's professional debut with the Indiana Fever, CBC's Shireen Ahmed joins the show to discuss the WNBA's talismanic star, what some are referring to as a 'golden age' for women's basketball, and Canada's role in it all.

You can listen to the episode on the web here.

Over the course of these last few months, I created a Pinterest board for every decade! I did all of that to visualize better each decade, organizing and laying down their visuals, aesthetics, themes, vibes, moods, and cultural characteristics, summarizing an entire decade in a set of images. So without more stalling, here's every Pinterest board that I made for every decade:

1890s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1890s/
Also known as "The Gay Nineties" ("gay" meaning happy or joyous at the time), it was a part of the "Belle Époque" (1871-1914), the Gilded Age (circa 1870-1900), and the last decade of the Victorian Era (1837-1901) and the 19th Century. It's the first decade in history to have an identity compared to previous times, one of rapid technological advancement, such as the invention of film and cars. A time of Top Hats, big puffy sleeves, Gibson Girls, Art Nouveau, Ragtime, and carriages.

1900s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1900s/
Queen Victoria died in 1901, ushering the Edwardian Era (1901-1910). Puffy sleeves fell out of style, but the Gibson Girl look persists. Ladies hats got bigger and the S-bend corset got popular. Cars, also known at the time as "horseless carriages", were slowly seeping in with the upper classes. Other than that, the 1900s were basically a continuation of the 1890s, with similar aesthetics, music, and styles.

1910s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1910s/
For the time, it was a decade of massive transformations. During the later half, "the Great War" came around, as well as the Spanish Flu. A large number of men went to the battlefields and trenches, women needed to occupy male jobs, new war tech was developing, and propaganda became repent. Throughout the 1910s, cars became more widespread, the airplane was invented, the Radio was slowly rising, and fashion became less uptight and more relaxed compared to the past.

1920s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1920s/
As the Great War and Spanish Flu Pandemic comes to a close, the 1920s begin, finally completely distancing society from the 19th Century. Ah, the famous Roaring Twenties... The Jazz Age, flappers, Art Deco, and the booming of Radio! A rather glamorous and fancy time of clubs and bars. In the United States, it also coincided with the Alcohol Prohibition, which contributed to the rise of this particular zeitgeist in the first place.

1930s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1930s/
Also known as the "Dirty 30s", it was a very awkward and difficult time following the Wall Street Crash of 1929. The Great Depression, the Dust Bowl in the US, the rise of fascism... We also saw the rise of Talkies (movies with sound), color in film, and the Golden Age of Radio. Aesthetically, it was as if people were stuck between the 1920s and 40s, very transitional per se.

1940s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1940s/
The Second World War began and it's even worse than the previous one. Manipulative propaganda was rampant and tens of millions of people died during this time, including civilians. The fashion might look fabulous, but the times were anything but that.

1950s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1950s/
Entering a Post-War world and the beginning of the Cold War (1947-1991). It was an age of atomic optimism, reflected in the design of cars, architecture, furniture, and interiors. Televisions became widespread to the masses, although they were still black and white. Rock and Roll, fancy diners, Grease, suburbia and the American Dream also defined the look and vibe of the 50s.

1960s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1960s/
The 60s, a decade of counterculture! Hippies, Woodstock 1969, The Beatles, miniskirts, gogo boots, and psychedelic aesthetics! It was the decade where the youth wanted to voice their beliefs and backlash against traditional institutions and values. It was also that time where TV was getting their colors!

1970s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1970s/
The decade of Disco, bell bottoms, long hair, Earth Tones, and wooden furniture! Very funky I gotta say... Although the politics and economics of the time were less than stellar. We also saw the birth of Video Games and Physical Media, with the VHS vs. Betamax Format War occurring at the time.

1980s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1980s/
Ahh, the 80s... The neon aesthetics, MTV, Synthpop music, cassette tapes, and crazy hairstyles! Real life in the 80s didn't really reflect this maximalist paradise as some people might think, but it did reflect in the visuals of music videos, tech design, advertisement, and media of the time.

1990s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/1990s/
Wake up, it's the 90s again! The last decade of the revolutionary 20th Century! Let's immerse ourselves into the future while surfing through the World Wide Web and playing that slick Discman! An exciting time for technology, with the rise of CGI animation, 3D gaming, computers, mobile phones, and CDs! Baggy clothes, Grunge, alternative aesthetics, Windows 95, boy bands, and millennium futurism also defined the decade. An amalgamation of multiple vibes and aesthetics, representing the times.

2000s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/2000s/
The decade of Flip Phones, DVDs, Digital Cameras, iPods/MP3 Players, Emos, and Low-rise Jeans! It was a time where the internet was a new and exciting thing, with websites like Myspace, Orkut, YouTube, and Blingee becoming very popular. It was futuristic, advanced yet dated, loud and quiet, colorful and muted, modern yet nostalgic, uplifting and melancholic, comforting and uneasy, cute and edgy, etc.
Audio-visual version of this board in the format of a YouTube playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEF7RmsJIwX8YCFZQ_QJuu4EwU2KTXmKf&si=DH3XAcRqSuyqhvbJ
See this post for more information about what I think defined the vibe of the 2000s: https://www.reddit.com/decadeology/comments/18vk6dw/the_vibes_i_get_when_thinking_about_the_2000s/

2010s

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/2010s/
Smartphones, the rise of Streaming Services, EDM, Hipsters, Skinny Jeans, 2014 Tumblr, Galaxy prints, Internet Meme aesthetics, Instagram and Snapchat filters... These are the things that defined the 2010s! It was a very bright and tropical-feeling decade, yet somewhat minimalistic.

2020s (so far)

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https://pinterest.com/StarLotusHere/2020s-so-fa
The current decade, as of the writing of this description. We are still living it, so things might change down the line, but so far, I can identify some of the vibes, fashion, and aesthetics of the 2020s. Artificial Intelligence, Baggy Y2K revival, foldable phones, RGB lights, and the slow return of maximalism are the characteristics that I identified so far. Not to mention the COVID-19 Pandemic, which completely shifted the mood for possibly the entire decade. But we will see...

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This Numerology report will be for Chrisean Rock who was born in Baltimore Maryland and who is a star based on her connection to Blueface and Natalie Nunn's Baddies show on Zeus Network.
Chrisean's Numerology Report will be a decoding all from her name, not her birthday. Her birthday is one thing that can't ever change in her lifetime so that energy is fixed and general.
Chrisean's full name is "Chrisean Eugenia Malone". I will first decode her first name separately as it's the most significant energy and then I will do a full name decode as well.
Let's start breaking down her name.
C - This is the third letter of the alphabet which gives it the energy of 3 and 3 energy could be very social or creative. This can also give someone a child like impression or there could be something about them that is very jolly or it reminds you of a child sometimes. This can make them come off approachable at times as well. Names that start with this letter, it makes three and the letter C the most significant energy. This shows how Chrisean and anyone else who has a name that starts with this letter approaches the world and people around them in a very curious manner. These people wake up every day waiting to explore and seeing what they can learn or find out for that day.
H - H is connected to energy that has pressure but this is also connected to ambition as well. This could be why Chrisean has a lot of ambition and the capability of mastering something in her lifetime which also fits well with the number 9 which is connected to her R and I letters.
R - This letter vibrates at the number 9 even though it is the 18th letter and this gives someone the capability of mastering themselves or mastering something physical or amazing. This also gives them strong, ambitious energy as well and we can see that she has a very fit body and into sports, plus she has an Aries Mars.
I - This is the 9th letter of the alphabet which makes someone very adventurous by nature and they have the capability of being quick to take action. This is very spontaneous energy so when people have this letter in their name, they can definitely shock people a lot. This also contributes to someone being a traveler of some sort so people with this letter in their name, especially more than once can indicate someone that is likely going to be taking trips or flying planes. They basically will get out of their hometown even if they return to it, but they will know what another country and city looks like for sure.
S - Being the 19th letter of the alphabet gives this letter the energy of one, but it is the energy of empowerment right from within and this could be someone that wants to do their own thing as well. These people could be impulsive or they know how to take initiative, especially when something has really motivated them or sparked their interests.
E - This is the 5th letter of the alphabet which gives someone the energy of creativity and this can also make someone visually appealing or they could have some type of creative skill. This also contributes to the energy of complexity, but she only has this once so it's not too complex, at least not from this letter. This letter gives her a fighting power or a fighting spirit so she is capable of utilizing her natural strength to overcome difficulty.
A - This is the first letter of the alphabet which contributes to independence and action.
N - This is the 14th letter of the alphabet which vibrates at the energy 5 just like E, but a matured version. This adds onto her capability of overcoming difficulty and also being creative or making something tangible from her creativity.
Looking into her full name, she has a Destiny Number 1, soul urge 5, and personality #5.
5 is the number connected to romance, children, war, and unpredictability which is definitely fitting as she always shocked people with her actions and how combative she is, but she is pretty aware as well.
Based on her #1 Destiny number, She is meant to come into her personal power and experience some ease, but this 1 energy may also contribute to her child-like actions as well. She is wise, although the 1 energy is connected to new spirit type of energy. The fact that she has this matches with her strong Aries Mars influence. The 1 destiny number also is why she takes things personal to a fault.
Her having a 5 soul urge gives her natural fighting powespirit. This also connects to her romantic nature and how she always wanted Blueface to please her or she put their romantic life on blast, but not for attention, just from a natural place.
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The recording pauses for another two hours. When it resumes, Jiyuuila and the small Arxur have resumed their trip, as inferenced from the regularly spaced booms of her footsteps echoing off the walls. The microphone shakes more than usual with each one, and poor positioning causes Jiyuulia’s voice to be slightly out of focus. A light mechanical hum comes from somewhere nearby.
Hey! So we’re back, and this time… Haagghhh… we’re making progress!
*Slowly.*
With some caveats. But we are getting somewhere!
…Which… Uugh… I suddenly realize that I’ve yet to specify where somewhere is, exactly.
*Squishy!*
I know, I know. But there was the chase, and the injuries, and — agh, no, that’s getting off into the weeds again when I really should be—
*We’re going to the gear!*
Yeah! That! Thanks, Kyrix.
*You needed it.*
…As my charge has so succinctly put it, Kyrix isn’t randomly directing us through these danger-filled tunnels just for the fun of it.
*Hey!*
The main goal right now is twofold: One, we need to find the rest of the crew and figure out how many survived the initial attack. Two, we left vital equipment and supplies behind when we fled, equipment that we’ll need if we want to survive down here long enough to figure out our next steps. Both problems are best solved if we can find our way back to where we started, before everything went to hell. Even just the mapping tools and the data collected by the scouting teams represent weeks worth of work for one individual to cover by themselves, not to mention any possible weapons, food, medicine, or other miscellaneous gear that might still be there. It’s likely that any of the other surviving crewmembers have had a similar idea, and there was at least one hunting party’s worth of Arxur out at the time that would’ve come back to an empty cavern and are probably still wondering where everyone went. Which I’m yet again realizing is another thing I was supposed to get to…
*And you’re supposed to move faster. Use your magic again!*
Jiyuulia huffs.
Oh, if it was just that simple…
Things would’ve been different, that’s for sure.
…
I believe I’d just finished telling the Great Hunters about how our group had gotten back together after its initial little disaster with the resident crazies, yeah? Kyrix and I being relegated to the front on account of being the ones with the light and all that.
Which, I mean, I did try to get out of — I feel I perform better when I’m in a supporting role myself — but as it turns out, Arxur are taller than Kolshians, even magic ones. The tunnel’s width was usually such that we were kinda forced into a single-file line—
*No we weren’t?*
…correction, forced into a side-by-side formation where I just so happened to count as two separate people, and lighting up someone’s back rather than the tunnel ahead was rather less-than-helpful, so I had to be up there.
*I thought it was because you kept getting stuck.*
Jiyuulia mutters something unintelligible.
Aside from being the optimal position for a variety of reasons, the front came with an important responsibility: Kyrix and I were mostly responsible for deciding which route looked best to take whenever the tunnel forked into multiple paths.
*So mostly the wider ones that went downhill. And you’re leaving me out!*
I was just — ugh, fine.
Alright, so this time around, Kyrix didn’t get out of the difficulties involved in forging new paths through unfamiliar territory with me. In fact, he actually had several special duties that he alone was able to perform, some of which were absolutely vital to our travel plan!
Starting with the most simplistic, and yet still one almost deceptively useful in both its innocuousness and specificity to him, is his newfound title of “Mortal Technology Weakness Alleviator.” Because while as the pad I carry remains both something that I alone can operate and harbors a level of usefulness that’s near-impossible to overstate, the unfortunate nature of the life-saving device is that, at the end of the day, it’s still a lowly common model that’s seen a few too many charge cycles in its lifetime, and that the battery life of the thing is nothing short of dismal.
Sure, Kyrix steals it away from me to play AR games for a few minutes here and then, but there’s a good reason I make him charge it afterwards, and that’s because that’s about all it’s got left in it anymore. And while it’s no game, the ceaseless draw of the flashlight on the back would’ve normally been far too much for the thing to handle; the twenty-minute battery life and similarly lengthy recharging time far too severe of a limitation on our group’s ability to make any sort of reasonable progress into the innermost depths of the tunnels. And in fact it was for a time, halting us almost as often as my own lackluster stamina and generally making the itself a great annoyance in our trip forward, but thankfully it did not take more than two angry sessions in the dark before a solution was drafted and implemented.
In an effort not to go stumbling down one of the many pitfalls of both the literal and metaphorical varieties that our journey presented, Kyrix himself came forward with a powerful idea: Utilizing his unique abilities and numerous qualifications stemming from his many hours of using the thing whilst he was further erasing any hopes I may have had for ever again seeing my initial upon the high scores board of any of my AR games, Kyrix made himself out to be a most unusual, and yet most excellent choice, warranting his immediate promotion to the position of lightbearer.
*All I did was point the light and turn the charger crank.*
Around and around did the charger crank turn, and only further ‘round does it go yet. Unprompted and entirely at the insistence of his own brilliant mind, Kyrix quickly settled himself into a more appropriate position over my left shoulder, and, barring a small number of awkward positional readjustments best left unsaid, the dedicated lever-puller utilized his immense determination and crank-turning prowess to ensure the continued operation of the low-grade mortal construct throughout the grueling fifteen-minute sessions we had between breaks as our party trekked through the foreboding bowels of the underworld. Truly, he was an inspiration to us all.
*At least I always lasted the full fifteen minutes.*
Jiyuulia chokes.
…You’ve got a way with words, you know that?
*You’re the one who’s spent two minutes talking about a crank.*
Fair point. Moving on, then.
More than just a generator, Kyrix’s portable size opened up a litany of other useful tasks he alone could perform. Considering that his locomotive abilities still fall short of even my own, (legs are rather important when it comes to movement, it seems) several of these were limited to theory rather than practice, but there was one in particular that did not require any locomotive abilities at all.
Poison gas detection.
It might not be what first comes to mind, but by far the most insidious trap down here has nothing to do with swarms of killer bugs or suboptimal tunnel width variations. Oxygen on this hellscape of a planet is already poor enough to begin with, and while airflow in these caves is usually more than enough to make up for it, that’s not the case everywhere. In the deeper bends, the stranger corners, and even sometimes in the odd and otherwise unassuming place for what seems to be for no discernible reason at all, airflow will halt for long stretches, leaving pockets of still air that can get to upwards of a mile in length. Worse, these air pockets weren’t just stuffier than an unwashed mammal’s bedroom — they actively facilitated the buildup of noxious and deadly gasses that served to forever silence any who foolishly strayed into their silent chambers.
Now, it wasn’t as bad as it could have been. We weren’t a ramshackle band of primitive Yotul stoneheads swinging flaming sticks around our heads for light, and our total lack of equipment meant we lacked the clinking, sparking metals required for a more traditional mining accident.
Fiery death aside, there was still the risk of losing consciousness for the last time in some dark, dank tunnel somewhere as our minds were addled beyond the ability to recognize our impending doom, our perfectly-preserved corpses lying facedown in that same tunnel forever, never to be reclaimed by either nature nor fellow sapient…
Jiyuulia shudders. The Arxur yelps, scrabbling to hold on.
Less than appealing, to say the least. Such a fate would not exactly have been considered a warrior’s death under your eyes, Great Hunters, and given the whole nature of this trial thing we’re not really here to die at all if we can help it, so we needed a better option. And we had one! I’ll let him do the honors.
*Hah! Get ready!*
*So the idea was that sometimes the gas pockets were small, like me, so we could go through them if we had to and be okay. But because each trap was of different badness and we didn’t know how long we could spend in each one, we needed something to tell us when the trap was getting too long and we needed to turn around.*
*So, after the first time we nearly all died, Khogue came up with a really good idea! If I’m small, which I am, then my lungs are too, and that means I pass out faster. So if we just turned around whenever I passed out, then we could get out of the gas pocket before anybody else fell asleep too, and then we’d all be okay!*
More or less that way, at least. And the first time was very nearly the last time too, it wasn’t just you we had to haul out, Kyrix. Had it been Giznel or the Pilot on the floor, I don’t think we would’ve all made it out. Also, “Khogue?”
*Squishy! You forgot already? Khogue came up with the idea after he woke up. It wasn’t you, I passed out first and was busy waking up, Giznel was huffing too hard to speak, Kyrix was being mad again, and Selkasthithmerkzalgilnashzim is too dumb to think of good ideas like that.*
…I’m beginning to remember something about carbon monoxide poisoning being cumulative.
*What?*
Exactly.
*That’s not helpful.*
Jiyuulia exhales loudly.
Never mind.
*Squishy—*
Anyway, despite any possible misgivings some people may have had about using a living thing as an indicator valve, it was a “good” idea, one of the few that have arisen so far. Which really says a lot about our situation, most of the discussions I’d overheard from before our little trip down the river didn’t go nearly so well. I guess there’s something to be said about small groups.
That doesn’t mean that there weren’t, like, several dozen times a fight almost broke out between various parties over nothing, and at least five or so of those times something really did happen and I had to sit and watch four Arxur warriors stage a pitched battle maybe ten or so feet from my easily pierced flesh before, after a few minutes, somebody would finally surrender their “argument,” and we could move on.
Thankfully, those five were concentrated towards the beginning. Not because of any flagging sense of comradery, or even practical realizations about how to best allocate our resources, but because as it turns out, I can have ideas too, even if only unintentionally and as a result of exasperation rather than any true planning. Maybe I just have a talent for mediation, but most fights broke up pretty quickly after I just refused to bother stopping for them anymore. Art’s hard to do in the dark, after all.
*Except it only worked when your legs weren’t on break.*
I don’t see you walking on your own.
*I don’t need to. Yours are big enough for two people.*
…Thanks, Kyrix.
*Maybe three! Or four! It’s hard to tell.*
I’m flattered. Moving on.
*Yes, move faster.*
Jiyuulia huffs.
Back to the other crewmembers, I’ve been perhaps a bit too harsh on them. They weren’t all bad, after all. Call me an optimist, but I don’t think the Dominion would’ve kept them around if that were the case. And I’m not just talking about Giznel, either. Each and every one of them served a purpose, even if Kyrix… okay, I admit defeat. Kyrix, is that really his name?
*Kyrix is Kyrix. Also-Kyrix is also Kyrix, Also-Also-Kyrix is also also Kyrix, Also-Also-Also Kyrix is also also also Kyrix. It’s easy.*
FOUR?
*Yeah? I know like fifteen Kyrixes! It’s a good name. Strong leader. Very famous.*
But—
*I don’t really get why you’re confused. Kyrix the pilot. Kyrix the hunter. Kyrix the farmer. Kyrix the me!*
…Of course. How silly of me to expect anything different.
Well then. I kinda had something to say about Also-Kyrix, but whatever. He’s target practice.
Jiyuulia sniffs.
So the Butcher, Selkas… help me out again?
*Selkasthithmerkzalgilnashzim.*
You’re joking.
*No! I would never lie to the Great Hunters!*
But that’s like eight syllables! She never speaks more than ten!
*It’s not a joke!*
Jiyuulia’s breath hitches for just a moment.
Alright, alright, calm down. I believe you. Can you spell her name for me?
*What’s spelling?*
Jiyuulia goes silent, her heavy footfalls ceasing instantly as she comes to a rapid halt. She says nothing, remaining still for just over eleven seconds.
…I see we both have some things to learn later.
*You’re gonna teach me magic?!*
N— you know what, sure, why not? It’s totally magic.
*I’m gonna blow up mountains!*
You’ve already done that, if I recall. But I digress.
So the Butcher, Selkasthithmerkzal…
*Selkasthithmerkzalgilnashzim.*
Ugh, can’t I just call her Selkas? Or maybe Thith?
*Oh no, don’t do that. She doesn’t like people doing that. Lyrylef tried it once, and she stole her tongue!*
Ooof course she did. I should’ve figured.
Jiyuulia shuffles. Her heavy footsteps resume their pounding down the tunnel.
Alright, so with that history lesson out of the way, the Butcher, who is apparently named Selkasthithmerkzalgilnashzim — because of course she is — deserves the most credit after Giznel. For all she lacks in basic dignity, beauty, cognitive ability, geniality, kindness, personality, mental stability, or in fact any other sort of normally redeeming traits at all, actually, she’s still a hulking 7’1” Arxur warrior with the shoulders to match. And while she might not exactly have been capable of being left to her own devices, a hastily shouted order was more than enough to get her to take action.
Take, for instance, the first gas trap. Our resident artist only came back with the rest of us because she dragged his half-dead corpse out at a full walking pace. Which is a bit surprising, considering her mouthbreathing tendencies would’ve had me expect her to be the second out after Kyrix. Then again, drug effects are relative to body mass, and — I’m getting off track again.
Either way, he lived, which was neat. We were pretty sure he wasn’t going to, for a time. I still haven’t heard a thank you for all that CPR I had to give him, but, well, I can’t say I’m all that surprised. I don’t think anyone involved much enjoyed it.
*Don’t forget how she helped you too!*
Ah, right, yeah. Credit’s due where it’s due. The tunnels get a bit thin sometimes, and a bit of assistance through the occasional not-so-tight squeeze was much appreciated. She was certainly… efficient, when needed. There’s something to be said for that, even if it did result in a few more new rips and tears in my clothes than I’m particularly comfortable admitting.
Don’t get me wrong here, I’m still not exactly a proponent for the idea of having to get close to, much less touch a creature that’d tear my throat out without shame or remorse in two seconds flat. But when compared to the alternative of being stuck in some small section of the tunnel for the next few days, getting to experience the whole of dehydration all over again… well. I can’t say I didn’t appreciate the assistance.
…I did say thank you, by the way.
…
I probably should cover him too, yeah?
Jiyuulia sighs.
Alright.
The far more reasonably named, yet somehow even less reasonable Khogue wasn’t purely a drag either. While not a one of us had a clue as to where we’d ended up after the whole river debacle, and navigating a 3D underground environment is not exactly on the list of things many people are good at — again, what I wouldn’t do for a Gojid — but he wasn’t as far gone as the rest of us. Khogue’s… taste (literally) for art has left him with quite the perceptive eye, and I hate to say it, but a flair for creativity as well.
Aside from being the “genius” who came up with our new air quality test, he’s always the first to notice things about the environment around us. Striated rocks in the walls turning a slightly different shade of yellow, strange smells at the very edges of Arxurian perception, unusual drops and shifts in air currents… he’s no geologist, but there’s a reason he got sent out on scouting missions with everyone else, despite his proclivities. We’d have gotten even more lost a long time ago if it weren’t for him.
Oh, Kyrix and I still jointly held the navigator position. Somebody’s ought to be the judge of which ones look traversable, and who better than me to decide just how tight we wanted to go? Not to mention we still had the light, which was definitely a deciding factor. But that doesn’t mean his sense of direction didn’t have us soundly beaten when it came to forks with multiple viable options, and hence why the general plan for getting back involved something along the lines of “wander around until he recognizes where we’re at, and then just follow him back to camp.”
*The plan wasn’t that bad!*
Really? Do explain what it was, then.
…
Yeah. Not really all that great.
Besides, it hardly matters now anyway. As mentioned earlier, you guys may have noticed that plan’s become a little hard to follow as of late. While that means the crew isn’t here to hear me berate their existences — which is very good for my expected lifespan — that also means that Kyrix and I are totally alone and lost in some dark tunnel thousands of feet underground with no way out, which has rather the opposite effect. As for where they’ve gone, and why they’re not here with us right now… I, aheh, may have had something to do with that.
Hey hey hey, I had a good reason! Dissolution of the group is still preferable to dismemberment of the group.
*Squishy hit a rock. I helped.*
Mmhmm. I’m sure you remember the swarm of bugs, Great Hunters? That unassailable cloud of death that heralded the coming of yet another change in how we’ve conducted this adventure, and the further threat of which has kept us on high alert ever since?
Well, as I’m sure you’re not surprised to hear, (you are primarily responsible for this whole test, after all) and something that really shouldn’t have surprised us given the intended lesson last time, but we’re not alone down here.
We were taking a break in a more open section of the tunnels at the time, dirtying ourselves in some damp, dirty room, spanning maybe twenty or thirty feet across and about that many wide. The walls around us were beginning to show oddly familiar signs of wear, and Khogue had reasoned that while he may not have seen these exact patterns of chips and cracks before, he had seen something similar enough during his scouting expeditions to warrant checking it out.
I’m not one to complain when people want to take a break, and the foundations were strange and oddly weak-looking, so a quick stop to survey them was far from out of the question, at least to most of us. Also-Kyrix the pilot was off yelling about something again, and suffice it to say I didn’t really care any more by that point, so I can’t exactly tell you what it was all about beyond him having some sort of misgivings over our laziness, but just because I wasn’t paying attention doesn’t mean something else wasn’t.
Such as, for example, a gigantic eyeless beast the size of a large hovercar.
*A true hunt, like in the stories!*
Of course, it had to be covered from head to tail in a solid coat of those same hardened plates everything else down here’s had, so it was already basically invulnerable, but I’m going to assume you added the four-inch claws and rock-crushing maw on as a joke. I don’t know what kind of combat capabilities you expect us to have, Great Hunters, but I’d like to remind you that we’re a duo consisting of a lamed Arxur four-year-old and a supernaturally unfit Kolshian specializing in utility spells. As it stands, we couldn’t take on a regular monster, much less deal with nature’s equivalent of a tank.
That thing came crashing through the wall with a deafening roar, evidently a creature so strong that it had no need for stealth or subtlety. For whatever unknown reason — though I think I may have a compelling guess — it decided to use those same claws it’d just used to burst through stone against us.
It went for the pilot first, obviously. Not even five seconds in, and two tons of an even worse kind of predatory monster came lunging through the middle of the room straight for him. I think it wanted him to shut up just as badly as anyone else. Can’t blame it, really.
And hey! That just means we can pin all the blame on him. Not like anyone (else) will contest it.
“Luckily,” Also-Kyrix managed to dodge at the last moment, barely avoiding evisceration in what was honestly a pretty impressive move. And for all their faults, the team of warriors was able to put aside their bickering pretty quickly once a greater danger presented itself, and the four Arxur were up and roaring to go before it could get another swipe in. Not bad, all things considered. I’d seen far worse from them before.
Unfortunately, however, beyond the initial phase, the battle went about as well as you would expect from pitting four unarmed infantry against an armored vehicle. That is to say, poorly.
If one was being generous, they might raise the argument that the monster this time around gave us the mercy of actually being something somebody could feasibly attempt to defend themselves against, but in all honesty, it really wasn’t. While it wasn’t quite on the same level as the bug swarm, still more of a monster than an environmental hazard — though it was doing its level best to change that — that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a physical incarnation of some dread hellbeast straight from a cheesy Harchen horror film.
Battle strategies came and went, but it was hopeless from the start. With the thing coated in that same strange material as everything else the hunting teams had come across in the caves had, it was no more vulnerable to swinging Arxur claws than your typical concrete bunker. The most damage anyone managed to deal through a traditional attack involved Selkthith— Selkasfifth— the Butcher jamming a claw up its nose and whirling it around up there. And while the strategy certainly punctured its defenses, the gush of reddish black oozing down its face a more-than-inspiring sight to those of us with more violent aptitudes, the new wall decoration that immediately formed thereafter when it charged forward and headbutt her into flying across the room for her achievement probably had somewhat of a mitigating effect. The three sets of spare ribs I heard snap after it swung its tail around into the rest of the crew, even more so.
Before I go on: Kyrix, you have anything to add? You’re kinda silent up there.
*No, you’re doing good. It was very exciting!*
Alright, then.
So, before you go laughing at the crew for their failure, I’d like to dispel any notions you might be getting about their combat prowess. The truth is, the four Arxur fought valiantly, each and every one a true predator. I wouldn’t even call their strategy all that flawed, seeing as how it was all they had. Flight wasn’t an option, and their backs were against the wall. While it might not have been the greatest showing of force — stars, it was a total loss even — they put up enough of a fight to keep the thing distracted enough to avoid having it charging the two least combat-oriented members of the group and instantly snuffing out our non-lives, so there’s certainly not as much to complain about as there could have been. Not that I’m sure how I’d complain if I’d ceased to exist, but you get the picture.
But at the same time, no matter how impressive the Butcher’s rage may be or how thankful I am that the crew managed to buy me a whole fifteen seconds before getting taken out, the reality is that they never stood a chance against the monster. Not with their claws alone.
Good thing those of us still standing — or straddling the shoulders of those still standing — didn’t limit ourselves so tightly, then.
*We used big rocks!*
Kyrix deserves all the credit for the idea. I was, uh, “not in the necessary headspace at the time” to come up with the more, ahem, creative solutions, but luckily, I didn’t have to this time. Sometimes the part where your charge is an actual predator who’s used to watching people being torn apart every day and not thinking anything of it helps!
Other times it gives you extremely dysfunctional ships’ crews and whole civilizations teetering on the brink of collapse, but hey. Us blasphemous herbivores ought to be good at something, huh?
Anyway, you remember how we got off the station, right Great Hunters? Well, call him unoriginal all you want, but given its previous effectiveness and his list of resources starting and ending with that of one half-catatonic Kolshian wrecking ball he could yell at, not to mention that Kyrix classic “I’m-about-to-die” desperation, poking and yelling at me until I ran headlong into the least stable-looking load-bearing wall he could find was really probably the best plan he could’ve made. And, seeing as how we’re both still alive, it was a highly effective one too!
The room we were in was old and unstable to begin with, and the removal of a critical support column instantly collapsed the cavern in a shower of falling debris. A few dozen tons of falling rock proved too much for even the monster’s hardened carapace, and suddenly it was no more.
*It went squish! Or squelch. I don’t know what the difference is.*
So, in other words, I lived up to my name, (again) and we were insanely lucky to survive. While the monster’s your fault, I should probably thank you for your generosity with the miracles as of late; not being flattened into a thin paste as a result of my cleithrophobic tendencies is certainly appreciated.
That being said, I’d also appreciate it if you’d stop setting me up for needing so many. Please don’t take this the wrong way, I’m fully aware of the journey of a Hunter Potentiate and his Spirit of Bounty is a perilous one, the hunter’s worthiness must be without question, but hooo does this seem a bit excessive sometimes.
I mean, the shining blue light stemming from a brand new hole in the wall, tastefully placed on the other side of the new rubble wall that split our group in twain? The fresh opening to a new, healthy moss cavern to the four suddenly ecstatic Arxur warriors who got to go explore a new paradise while we got left behind, those we saved completely unable to do more than wish us well as they strut off to safety? A glimpse of salvation, forever beyond our reach, our souls damned to return to the infinite darkness of the blackest corners of the world in our continued search for an exit to this never-ending labyrinth?
Absolutely, devastatingly, soul-crushingly cruel. Let it not be said that you do not test the Potentiate’s emotional fortitude with even but an ounce less harshness than you do his practicals.
…
As for us now, well, that’s the latest of it. It’s been a few hours since then, us having long since left behind the site of our near-demise and all those who accompanied us. Us, trudging through the bowls of the underworld, darkness only held back by the light of a single pad, almost completely alone and defenseless, all conversation exhausted long ago in favor of saving my breath for progress…
*Hah!*
I am not usually one to criticize the plans of the Great Hunters, but overall? The experience so far has been less what I would call “predatory” and more what I would define as “bleak.” You would know best as to what he needs, but it’s been tough all the same. I even understand the irony of my complaining, especially in the face of your previous generosity, and yet…
Ah, well. It’s only been a few hours, and you did bless us with the knowledge that new moss caves are both extant and accessible using the tactics we have utilized thus far. Our goals need not seem as impossible as they did before, and for that, I thank you. Even if we can’t go the same way as everyone else, you’ve granted us all the power in the world to ensure we may find our own way forward, true to the hunter’s creed. I may not be a hunter, but I have proven myself a weapon, and Kyrix himself has proven a competency and worthiness in wielding me. The time-honored status of a Hunter’s weapon is not one I take lightly, even in the highly unusual circumstances we find ourselves in.
Jiyuulia snickers under her breath. It’s clear she’s having fun with this. The Arxur does not seem to notice.
Admittedly, it has been nice to not have to worry about being shanked in the back by an irate lunatic. Even if that means that I must take extra care with the squeezes, the threat of getting stuck and all but guaranteeing a slow and painful death weighing heavily on my mind every time my sides brush the walls, being allowed to bear the challenge without having to listen to a squabbling horde behind me as I do almost makes up for it. Almost.
…
Really, I guess I’m just asking for something to happen. The whole “defenseless in a featureless cave” thing is kinda starting to drag on a bit. The tunnels are starting to all blend together.
The Kolshian goes mum for about three minutes, the resounding thud of her footsteps and whooshing gusts and grunts of her breathing the only sounds she makes as she continues her way down the tunnel. The Arxur remains quiet as well, apparently having nothing to add. The whirring of the charger crank persists through it all, uninterrupted.
Huh?
Jiyuulia speeds up, huffing madly as she begins to approach her limit. The pace of her steps is faster than it has ever been before during an entry.
You can’t be serious.
Her pace continues to speed up. The Arxur can’t seem to decide whether to breathe or not, switching between overwhelmingly fast hyperventilation to not at all seemingly at random.
It wasn’t even five minutes ago!
Lack of records and Jiyuulia’s unusual physical condition make it difficult to predict the length of her strides, consequentially rendering the act of making any estimates on her exact speed impossible. Whatever their length, the interval between her feet lifting and falling continues to shorten, falling further and further before suddenly, a foot is lifted before the other is allowed to fall, and the thud of her footfalls amplifies exponentially.
WHAHAHAHA!
The run only lasts a few seconds before it breaks down, one penultimate footfall crashing through something brittle before sliding on something that sounds like loose, rough gravel. The rest of the Kolshian comes down shortly thereafter, the deafening slam sending the tiny fragments scattering every which way as her body plows a new trench through the gravel. The Arxur, and consequently the microphone it’s holding, are sent flying through the air, coming down in a much lighter secondary crash that does not seem to harm either it or the device. For whatever reason, despite the abrupt and violent stop, Jiyuulia’s exuberant behavior only heightens further, breaking into an impressive belly laugh that only further serves to disrupt the position of the stones coating the floor. The Arxur joins her in expressing delight. Its laughter is somewhat chittery, clicking at regular intervals as its breath tightens and loosens rapidly.
*You did the magic! You did the magic!*
Lasting nearly two and a half minutes, computer estimates suggest that the raw, animated display of sheer mirth is at least 62% driven by hysteria, with an error margin of 17% given the unusual vocal registers and/or poor reference data available for both subjects. Several times does the laughter begin to calm slightly, only for one of the subjects to break out in a new wave of laughter that inevitably causes the other to collapse into a fit of their own. Even after it finally stops, neither party seems willing to speak, Jiyuulia herself refraining from speech for another thirty-eight seconds. She drags herself into a seated position somewhere around the sixteen second mark, gravel bouncing as she lifts herself up and reaches for the pad. When she finally does speak, her voice is exhausted, but jubilant.
Okay, I might have to convert.
Ahem, I meant, wow! Not quite what I was expecting.
*Thank you thank you thank you thank you—*
Jiyuulia stands. It’s a laborious process, requiring far more effort than such an act ever should, but she stands. Gravel crunches oddly beneath her feet as her feet plow through more of the substance. Eventually, the Arxur finds its way back onto her shoulders, seating itself without pausing in its ceaseless chanting.
Wow. That’s the only word for it.
*Blue light! Moss! A dead glowstick on the ground! We’ve found it!*
Jiyuulia begins walking forwards. She’s faster than usual.
*Go faster, go faster!*
I mean, what are the odds? Us, finding another moss cavern within hours of being separated? And one that’s been inhabited recently? Burn marks everywhere, and an old, used-up glowstick in the middle? We’ve found the lost hunting party!
*Rope! Guns! Meat! Safety!*
It’s perfect! It’s ideal! It’s the best possible outcome!
Still a bit hysteric, Jiyuulia breathes in deeply, letting the breath out slowly. The Arxur continues to spout meaningless drivel.
There are literally no downsides! We can just follow the glowsticks, turn where they say to, and we’ll easily—
The Arxur goes silent.
Oh.
Oh no.
…
T-t-that’s a lot of bodies.
I. I see. See, uh, uhm.
…Wow.
Okay, okay. Calm. Rational. They want a description. A description. Uhh…
Okay, so. Bones scattered everywhere. Everywhere. More skeletons than I can count. Piles of bones taller than I am. All yellowed. Ancient. Arxur and… something else.
Gigantic stone vault door. Forty, maybe fifty feet in diameter. Massive hole in the bottom. Blue light shining through. Free of skeletons, except for one. Arxur. Slumped against the door. One arm missing.
Bullet wound through the skull. Ballistic.
What… what happened here?
Jiyuulia pauses. Neither she nor the Arxur say anything for nearly two minutes. She is not still. Bones clatter. Suddenly, she lets out a gasp, then grunts of exertion. Hard ceramics scrape against rough stone.
They were prey.
The bodies? The ones who aren’t Arxur? Their eye sockets are on the sides.
They were prey, and Listener? This was their final stand.
Jiyuulia fiddles with something she’s holding. It clicks, then begins to hum with a low note.
They did not survive.
Jiyuulia lifts the device to her shoulder. It’s not built for her physiology, slipping a few times in her haste, and even when she does figure it out, the positioning is still awkward. It’s heavy, but she’s stronger. The hum reaches a crescendo.
All… they ever did… was for naught. They… were forgotten.
Time seems to stop with the roar of the plasma rifle. It doesn’t sound like a modern-day Arxur raid rifle, but judging by the popping sounds of sizzling granite in the background, it isn’t supposed to. Jiyuulia flips a switch. The hum stops. The sizzle does not.
I don’t plan on making the same mistake.
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Hey now! It was was technically a whole three days shy of three months! Not three months at all!
...Now that that's out of the way, the story. The second arc finally gets to the point I had tried to get to waaay back in Entry 6, and oh boy is it time! But where is that point? Where has the fat squid found herself, deep in the bowels of the desert caves? And what of the rest of the crew, where'd they end up? I guess you'll just have to wait for Entry 9 to find out.
The chapter's long. Really long. 11,267 words long. 84 pages and nearly 30,000 words of planning done in the Entry 8 Content Google Doc long. I'm well aware that it's so long that it's not helping my Reddit metrics, and people aren't finding my story as a result. Which is really too bad; I think they'd enjoy themselves reading about the adventures of the obese squid and her emaciated lizard! But I'm also afraid it's likely to keep happening. I try, but this story has a mind of its own sometimes, and Jiyuulia demands the lengths she does — it just doesn't feel right otherwise. And with my responsibilities as they are, that just means the release cycle is gonna continue to be very slow. I'm going to keep trying to speed it up a little, but as always, I make no promises as to this fic other than that it will either be finished, or barring that, its outline posted. Hopefully it doesn't come to that, I'm as motivated as ever, but I feel it's worth saying.
Extra assistance came during the writing of this entry, so please give thanks to my editor Edmond Johansson and proofreaders u/Cummy_Wummys and u/kabhes, authors of Curing Malpractice and From Drugs to Meat, respectively! I have no doubt you likely already have, but if you haven't, you should go check their stories out too, they're pretty good! I should know, I help edit them.
I know it may be a bit atypical for Kolshfic writers, but I am not banned and still active on the official NOP Discord! There's a thread in the creator library on there for all your AH questions and desires, so please, if you have anything you need my attention for, please fire off a question over there! Otherwise, I await all of your silliest comments below. The orange arrows are admittedly nice too. Your validation and my happiness are one and the same!

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The entry begins in an amateurish attempt at a sing-song style, Jiyuulia’s consistently basal tones swinging through her full vocal range over the course of the introduction before stabilizing in a steady, yet almost grandstanding cadence. At some points, the high notes almost reach a normal conversational pitch, though the awkward way the words are stressed ruins the effect. Nevertheless, Jiyuulia’s voice is strong, ostentatious, even, its booming volume echoing off the cavern walls with what one might go so far as to argue to be the smallest drop of pride. Aside from her poor vocals, audio quality has increased drastically in comparison to that of the previous entry, Jiyuulia’s voice clean, crisp, and otherwise without significant flaw beyond its abnormal register and lackluster talent. Much like last time, a constant wind flows in the background, creating a wind tunnel effect that is present throughout the entire entry. Unlike last time, however, the winds have slowed greatly; their previously deleterious effects on audio quality absent as the piercing howl of earlier. Actually, the sound is almost a positive thing, calming in its own way, the white noise helping to mitigate the worst of the echo whilst doing nothing to impede the clarity of the speaker. It is not quite enough, however, to mask the frantic scrabbling and squirming of a smaller creature making its way toward the microphone, almost reaching it before the being is caught and hauled away with a huff.
Greetings, Great Hunters! I, Jiyuuila, Spirit of Bounty, bring to you today the spoils of the ongoing hunt, regaling all with the in-progress tale of Hunter Potentiate Kyrix’s turbulent entry examination and the many chaotic events he encounters in his path to heaven.
*That’s me!*
With danger around every corner, greater and greater challenges presenting themselves with each and every obstacle, and even death itself stalking our brave Potentiate, Kyrix’s adventure has yet to let up! As his faithful guide and trophy, and thus dutybound to recording all of Kyrix’s great endeavors in his quest for ascension, I present to you, Great Hunters, and all those who listen in the lands above, the true tale of Kyrix’s journey through the mortal world. A thrilling adventure jam-packed with action and strife, the journey’s been long, and we’ve been through so much that it’s almost too much for me to keep up!
*Squishy never keeps up with anyone.*
…All that content won’t cover itself, so let’s get started! First off, I—
Jiyuulia pauses. A light shuffling can be heard coming from somewhere atop her.
Settled now?
…
Right, so first off, I should talk about — ow — about the situation Kyrix found himself in after our whitewater rafting trip, and — watch the earholes — the immediate challenges — that’s my eye — that nearly ended the journey — that’s my other eye — before it even — okay, Kyrix, if you can’t stop moving, I’m gonna have to take the entry without you.
*Nooo! I wanna stay! You said I could stay!*
I said you could stay if you could be good.
*I’m being good! No movement, see?*
Uh huh. Starting over. So first off, we — are you done?
A pointed silence passes. Jiyuulia’s exasperated glare is palpable, even through an audio recording.
Ahem. So. First off, we were — alright, that’s it.
A loud thud blasts the microphone as Jiyuulia’s bulk slams against the stony floor. A tentacle shoots out, quickly twisting around a loudly protesting miniature creature and yanking it from its insecure position before forcefully nestling it in a new spot somewhere in front of her. Its desperate struggles do nothing to save it — though not for lack of trying — and the Arxur is quickly restrained against the soft, fatty wall of Jiyuulia’s belly, pinned underneath a limb that individually weighs more than it does. Before its struggles can escalate to violence, two more tentacles digs into its sides, running up and down in a crude form of torture as they slither and poke at any softer bits of tissue.
*EEEEEIIII! Nooo-hehe-oo—mrph!*
Ahh, that’s better. Now, where was I?
Oh yeah, the riverbank. I, er, we, uh…
How do I put this?
…
Hmm. So, uhm, I’m sure it comes as no surprise to you listener— ers! Listeners, but the temporary respite at the end of my last entry was short-lived. I only managed to get about half an hour of peace between me signing off and Kyrix beginning to wake up, and the rest of the survivors weren’t far behind him.
Seeing as how we were, y’know, totally lost, lacking any form of equipment whatsoever beyond my pad and torn clothing, and all probably at least slightly injured, I had taken it upon myself to, during my short break, prepare a quick speech detailing our unfortunate predicament to give to the crew while they were temporarily incapacitated.
Knowing my audience, I’d even prepared a nice little presentation out of some smoothed pebbles to act as a visual aid for the Butcher. It wasn’t the most detailed thing out there, and I was totally missing both the pretty lady and the weather segment, but all in all, I was pretty happy with the “highlights” I’d setup. I wasn’t gonna be optimistic with our collective chances of survival anything so ridiculous, but it felt like I was making progress, and I figured I could rely on the recently comatose state of my audience and the near-death experience we’d all recently shared to help temper reactions and allow me to introduce a little group cohesion before somebody could panic and do whatever it is Arxur do when they freak out in confined spaces — e.g., splatter my guts all over the floor.
I needn’t have bothered. The instant everyone had finished expelling the copious amounts of water they’d swallowed and I’d managed to finagle Kyrix into somewhat of a seated position, Hothead started going off about it somehow being everyone’s else’s fault that we were all in this mess, and that all of us (minus me, who was at fault for a litany of other things) were all sorry excuses for Arxur that needed to learn from his example and do their jobs properly — after all, not even he could carry the whole team on his shoulders.
Given the nature of our crew’s fragile egos, it’s honestly a little surprising he managed to get as far as he did. He’d accused us all of being illegitimate bastards, compared our collective intellects to that of a fruit fly, gone on a rather uncomfortably long and heartfelt spiel about mucus stains and public seating, and was halfway through a tirade on property rights relating to improvised emergency flotation devices before the Butcher’s limited cognition finally managed to catch up with what was happening, resulting in her lunging at him with three limbs at once and howling “Island Piñata!”
To his credit, Hothead reacted with a speed befitting his occupation, turning and fleeing the scene before the furious ball of predatory rage that was the Butcher could manage to do anything more than tear open his lower back, but with really only one direction to go that wasn’t back into the river, that “plan” cumulated in him peeling off into the darkness of the tunnels before the Butcher could regain her footing and follow him, screeching something unintelligible about “the DPS” while trying and failing to avoid falling face-first over every larger rock in the way.
To make matters worse, somewhere between the third and fourth stumble, the blood he’d managed to smear over the last three rocks triggered something in our other crazy, and with him joining the chase, it wasn’t thirty seconds before the fading echoes of the three morons were all I had left of half my original audience, their screaming voices slowly dimming from somewhere within the unknown black and leaving us with absolutely no method of tracking them down whatsoever.
As you might imagine, a murder plot breaking out before everyone had managed to stand up straight and shake the fuzz out of their heads was somewhat… demoralizing, for those of us left behind. But if you look on the bright side, at least I wasn’t alone in my suffering this time! My most unpredictable audience member — the one real adult here on this trip aside from myself — was left especially stunned by the near-instantaneous rate at which something I’d been involved in had degraded into an uncontrollable violent chaos that put everyone’s lives at risk. I couldn’t tell you why that is — one must wonder where he’s been all this time to somehow not expect my life to fall apart at the slightest opportunity — but with his eyes bugging out and his jaw hanging half open, coupled with the fervent glances at my less-than-impressed visage… well, it’s no matter. I ought to think I managed an impression somewhere in there.
Ah, well. Whether or not he’s reconsidering his stance on the doughiest Kolshian alive, I still find it hilarious that somehow, even after all this time, he still expects the other crewmembers to need a reason for them to screw everything up.
Is it messed up that I find his naivety an endearing quirk?
Jiyuulia hums, seemingly hesitant about something. It’s fairly loud, and the resultant rumbling of her chest and stomach set off a new peal of screaming laughter from the Arxur, still totally inattentive to her words in its hysteria. Occasionally, a series of wet slapping sounds can be heard, starting and stopping whenever the Arxur begins to quiet, and the position of the Arxur relative to the microphone will shift up and down rapidly, sending it deep into further fits of laughter.
Given all this talk about him, I guess now’s as good a time as any I’ll ever get to introduce him. Listener, meet Orderly, former station guard, full-time hyper-neurotic nervous wreck.
I’ll admit I may have been perhaps a tad harsh on him in my last entry; I didn’t know the guy, and given the regular assortment of literally predatory Predator-Diseased crazies on this trip and my own poor mood at the time, I wasn’t exactly feeling optimistic about my chances of actually getting someone who was even halfway reliable down here. But fortune’s been rather indecisive as of late when it comes to me, and seeing as how I think I’m rather deserving of a chance for some actual, willingly-provided help with how things have gone thus far, I’d like to go out on a bit of a thinner limb here and tentatively say that, given my choices of Arxur, Arxur, and Arxur, he might actually be worth taking with me.
Still, though, what I wouldn’t do for a proper Gojid…
Yeah, though. Unlike every other Arxur I’ve had the pleasure of knowing so far — barring Kyrix, that is, who’s been shockingly obedient for a bloodthirsty monster — Orderly is… well, orderly. Rather than being some bullheaded retard with an inability to understand such nuances as “scheduling” or “regular duties” like I’ve come to expect from such a twisted waste of an attempt at sapience as his race tends to be, Orderly’s probably the most right-angled, waxed-crest, day-planner-in-hand kinda guy I’ve ever met.
If there’s another person on this trip who’s been having as much fun as he and I, I haven’t noticed, because so far, the only emotions I’ve caught from the overly-cortisonal disaster are reminiscent of an all-too-familiar grad student I used to know that, at the time, had been averaging two hours of sleep a night while strung out on — if my memory serves — at least seven different stimulants of varying levels of legality. In particular, she’d been having thoughts during an early-morning binge session that’d left her barely able to stand because it was three hours before her thesis defense, and rather than sleep, she’d spent six hours of the night before on a call with the student disability and accommodations office arguing over the plainly discriminatory size of the showers in Solegnolia Hall, and how it was unfair and unjust of the school to restrict the largest showers to those of certain species rather than by total body volume.
Except that in his case, rather than dealing with his emotions by drowning them in excess sugar and sleeping off the subsequent hormonal crash for two days straight afterwards, Orderly’s just been in that state the whole time I’ve known him, and so far I’ve been given no reason to doubt that he’s been like this the whole trip, his fingers constantly twitching for a stylus of some sort as he levels an incredulous, almost worrisome gaze of simultaneous fascination and envy at me whenever I pull out my exclusively tentacle-friendly pad.
Before you ask, no, I have not offered him the chance to use the calendar app. I’ve only got the one valuable possession left, I’m not just gonna lend it out without some serious incentives.
And yes, getting my “disproportional” arse out of having to play Dance Mania as a Takkan again is considered a “serious incentive.” My pride can only take so much. My cankles, even less.
Either way, from both my own light discussions I’ve managed to hold with the guy and what I’ve managed to pick up from the others, Orderly’s former job… err, more, “specialization,” really, and the other half of where his name comes from? Stampede Suppression Handler.
It might be a throwback, listener, but do you remember, back when we were in the cells on the cattle station, how I suggested that a rampaging Mazic would’ve made for a serious threat to station stability, (not that it would matter now) and that the Arxur were likely using the odd cell layout as a method of breaking their spirits in order to nullify the danger they posed? Well, as it turns out, engineering solutions aren’t the only solutions the Dominion implements when it comes to this “common issue.”
The parallels to Exterminators are a bit uncomfortable, really, but “Incongruity Reduction and Neutralization Officers” like Orderly participated in “optimization” operations related to “inefficient use of resources and manpower.” That is to say, Orderly is a professional problem-puncher, and much like the rest of his kind, he wasn’t made to be too discriminatory on who or what that problem was. Rather than dwell on the rather… unfortunate… implications of that particular phrase, I’ll just use the examples he gave me.
Suppose, for a minute, that a prized Takkan stud has escaped from his cell, deciding that his time is better spent running amok down the halls and putting a fat dent in every flat piece of metal he sees. Admin disagrees, and would like to have him put back in his cell without ruining his capacity for creating further offspring. Orderly’s en route as we speak.
Or, for a more pertinent example, say, oh, I don’t know, there’s a mentally-challenged Arxur causing a scene that you needed to neutralize immediately, but for whatever reason, they’re also somehow important enough that you can’t just slit the guy’s throat and be done with it? Well, try replacing “Arxur” with “Predator Diseased soon-to-be-patient” — because honestly we’re really not losing out on any fidelity with at least two out of the three here — and ask yourself: what would a normal, civilized society do in that situation?
…
Hah! I knew you were smart, listener! You call the Exterminators, and they deal with it. Now just make both your patient and your “Exterminator” evil monsters beyond all bounds of any ethical system ever devised, and you’ve got yourself a solid idea of what was going on here. Were he some real person back home rather than the beast he is, he’d have a solid job with the Exterminators or one of the PD facilities, either capturing those who wouldn’t turn themselves in or handling the high-risk patients undergoing treatment as an — you guessed it — orderly.
See? It fits so well!
And may the stars above forgive me, for I’ve had very few high points to go off of over the course of this whole adventure, and with my sanity where it’s at, I’ve really ought to take the humor where I can find it, but this still continues to send me: How many other prey out there can say they had a problem, and got to call Dominion Law Enforcement to come fix it?
Jiyuulia laughs.
Not many, I can tell you that!
So yeah. No points for guesses on who my favorite down here’s been. Barring Kyrix, of course.
…
Speaking of the little guy, what do you think, Great Hunters? Has it been long enough yet?
Yeah, I think so too.
Fabric rustles as a heavy limb lifts itself from the Arxur. It gasps loudly with the movement, and its breathing is ragged, coming in heavy, rapid bursts.
You gonna behave this time?
…
The limb moves again. The Arxur’s breath hitches.
Well? I need an answer!
There’s a brief flash of movement. The Arxur beings to laugh again, this time without a muffling tentacle cutting off its airway. It’s a high-pitched, chirping note, an odd sound for the conventionally drum-like noise usually associated with Arxur, but according to available materials, not a particularly unusual one for Arxur young. See Reference 46C for further examples and wave models.
*Ye-yes! Squi-shy tickles!*
And don’t you forget it. But while you were fighting for your life, I was getting some of the boring stuff out of the way. We’re doing introductions of the crew now. Did you have anything to say about him?
*About who?*
Oh, right, I’m doing… uhh… y’know… the guy. The guy who was with us. The other non-stabby one, not the pilot.
*Oh! Giznel is nice. He’s really smart, and he knows a lot of secrets! And he lets me do important work! Like, there was this one time he had me sort out the little tasty-looking blocks in the engine bay. They’re not tasty, but I didn’t know that yet, and they’d all fallen off the wall after somebody hit the other side too hard. I had to sort the oily-tasting, burny-tasting, and nothing-tasting ones into different boxes before they melted and burned the floor too much. I was fast, and he said I did a good job!*
…Right. Was this before or after the water filter failed?
*Before! I think. I don’t really remember that day very good. You should ask Giznel. He always knows that stuff.*
Jiyuulia sighs. The audio doesn’t pick it up with any clarity, but she says something as she does. The tone is remarkably disappointed.
Right. Yeah. I’ll just do that the next time I see him. That’ll go well.
*Ooh! Can I be there? I haven’t talked to him in a while. The last time was when he was confused earlier and wanted to know how I controlled you so well, something about you being “almost professional,” whatever that means. I told him it was really easy because you were special and not really a prey at all, so I actually didn’t have to control you because you could control yourself, and were even acting as my guide instead!*
…Ah. And how’d he take that?
*Really weird! Instead of being happy I answered his question, he got really nervous and started warning me about how “those above were always watching, even if it wasn’t obvious,” which I told him was dumb because I already knew you were here to watch for the Great Hunters and you’re the most obvious person I’ve ever seen, and he really should have known that you weren’t normal without having to ask. He left the room after that, and he’s been really busy since then, always needing to do something and never having any more work for me.*
…
A loud boom blasts the microphone as the pad falls to the floor, skittering along the rough stone. Jiyuulia, without a word, gets up, plods off, and crashes to the floor in a heavy thud some distance away. The cave ambiance is too loud to hear much of her after that, but the occasional high-pitched (for Jiyuulia’s unusual vocal register, that is) squeal still reaches the microphone from time to time. Whether it is raucous laughter or muffled crying is hard to tell. It’s very possible that it’s both.
*Squishy?*
The next few squeals are louder, though no less ambiguous. Note the mutterings and odd sloshing noises that occur after the second instance of the sound.
*Huh. I thought she only did this in her room.*
The recording pauses for about half an hour. When it resumes, it does so suddenly, and without any sort of fanfare. Jiyuulia is quieter, more reserved than she was before.
I think I’m good now.
A-hem. So. Disregarding some pertinent recent revelations in the interest of my continued sanity…
Giznel, apparently, was the first one to snap himself out of it, sprinting off in the direction of the soon-to-be-lost crewmembers and the unfortunately still necessary pilot. He did so with flawless grace and form, his single-minded determination evident to all those who saw him… for about thirty feet. The whole effect didn’t really last beyond the part where the predator managed to immediately trip over the same foot-tall rock shelf the pilot had first tumbled over, slamming his head into the ground the instant he’d passed over the boundary between the darkness of the tunnels and the safety of the moss’s light. He wasn’t hurt by the fall, at least not beyond his wounded pride — not that that was ever going to be salvageable to begin with after today — but even as another loud boom echoed from deeper into the tunnel and the then suddenly very audible screaming reached a pitch I hadn’t known Arxur were quite capable of until then, the hunt for the crew was over before it had even began, stalled before it could even truly begin as the lone hunter was forced to stop at the edge of the available light.
Normally, that’s where it would’ve stopped. Unlike the hooligans that had sprinted off into the darkness under the motivations of either insanity, threats of homicide, or both, it was clear to those of us who didn’t have claws wrapped around our throats that it was perhaps not the safest course of action to go barreling down a pitch-black deathtrap of a tunnel filled with an unknowable number of trip hazards and rather inconveniently located chest-high crystalline stalagmites growing out of the walls. The scenario only got worse when the whole purpose of the thing was to find and catch multiple dangerous and combative individuals that were all clearly having some sort of episode, even if the person responsible for the (de?)escalation did have some experience in the matter.
Unfortunately for us, the stakes were far too high for us to ever even consider giving up, and as much as it pains me to say, the pilot’s skillset, though rather limited, is still far too valuable for us to consider him a write off whenever things got bad. Hence, enter me, and more specifically, this pad.
I’m sure you’ve used a pad before, listener. Who hasn’t, really? They’re useful for a huge number of different applications, including but not limited to: day planning, record taking, short-range communications, time-wasting, and projecting games of skill for me to lose at to a four-year-old — along with contacting secretive government intelligence agencies, apparently.
Anyway, the point I’m trying to get at here is that most models nowadays tend to have this little thing on the back called a flashlight, and — despite what you might think — these have a purpose beyond just being something your dad can yell at you for after you fail to bend light around three separate corners while he finagles with something on the underside of the hovercar. The light-creating device came with problems, like the previously stated issue with my personal model’s exclusively tentacle-friendly nature and my status as the sole being within a dozen parsecs blessed with such useful appendages, but all in all, it only took a mere forty-five seconds of intense panicking to figure out which way to point it (not into one’s eyes) and flip it on, allowing resumption of the quickly halted hunt, except this time, extenuating factors required that the party be headed by an egregiously unfit herbivorous noncombatant rather than literally anyone else.
My opinion on being at the front has not changed since the last time I mentioned it, by the way. Alas, neither has an opportunity arisen for me to get out of it.
Oh well.
I know I’m kinda setting this whole thing up to be the start of the next great adventure I got dragged on — thankfully not literally this time — but I’ll have to let you down, listener. I’m not trying to make the story about myself here.
Actually, all things considered, the chase from there on went pretty well. Apart from the part where the dedicated tunnel blocker got stuck in the front, the actual scouting operation for the lost crewmembers was not actually all that exciting.
I mean, it absolutely involved more violence than any prey creature should ever be comfortable with; Giznel broke out some absolutely vile and most definitely illegal headlock maneuvers that I couldn’t even begin to describe, and there were more sharp objects being sent in my direction than I particularly cared for, sure. But while that’s all very well and bad, and perhaps it’s just the massive amount of desensitization and PD I’ve picked up on the way, but honestly? When put into the context of everything else that’s happened so far, watching some idiot predator get bent backwards for the fourth time that day is far from the worst thing I’ve had to witness just within the last twelve hours, and adding a drop of police brutality to the ocean of gratuitous violence this whole thing’s been is not really gonna be bursting any flood barriers here. Nobody ended up with fourteen slashing wounds and two individually fatal counts of arterial bleeding.
Stars, the Butcher didn’t even manage to make it to the fight, having ran face-first into a wall where the tunnel made an abrupt turn halfway to where the real bloodbath was going on and consequently knocking herself out. And without her, it was easy. Orderly was semi-competent, and for all Paintbrush likes his blood art, he has to be the one responsible for its creation for it to be any fun, apparently, and he’d left his tools at home. More natural methods of scattering one’s internal organs across the surrounding environment, like impaling oneself on a stalagmite in utter darkness, for example, just didn’t hold the same appeal. He surrendered without a fight.
Jiyuuila shifts slightly. It’s a careful motion.
Now, you might be forgiven for thinking that subtracting the two people trying to actually commit the murder from the murder scene would calm the situation down a little bit. And if those involved were any other species, you’d be right! Maybe even if it weren’t these specific Arxur; the crew has struck me as somewhat “below average” in most things, really. Regardless, Hothead was involved as the “victim” here, and as you may recall, Giznel had to demonstrate his moves on somebody who hadn’t already surrendered or otherwise fallen unconscious, soo…
Same old same old. You already know what happens whenever he gets involved, and it ain’t pretty. Ugh.
At least it was mostly blunt force trauma this time. Mostly.
Jiyuulia exhales loudly through her nose.
At this rate, it’ll be a miracle if there’s enough of him left to remember how to fly the ship straight by the time we make it that far, much less actually make any progress towards getting us home.
Not that any of the rest of us know how to do that either.
…Aaanyways, I sat on the floor and held a light, thinking my happy thoughts while watching an Arxur warrior beat someone to within an inch of their life a few feet in front of me. Kyrix got to sit behind me facing the wall. What more is there to say about our involvement, really?
Soo… yeah. No special glories stolen from Kyrix, here. Things went really pretty well from there on out, except for, y’know, all the times they didn’t, but hey! Such is life. Or unlife — I should really probably get that clear for my little charge here. But after all, it wouldn’t be much of a trial without hardship. They’re kinda all pains by definition.
…
Speaking of the little terror himself, I’m sure you’ve noticed that he’s been absent for this particular section. Stars above, I’m sure you’ve noticed that everyone’s been absent for a while now! And I’m getting to that, don’t worry, but as for the miniature hellspawn himself, the explanation is a little simpler: He’s recuperating after a brief “healing spell” involving a series of circular rubbing motions and a glob of “magic slime” being pressed into his brand new head wound left by the rock shard he’d managed to lodge in his forehead after I left him unsupervised for a grand total of two minutes. Don’t ask me how it happened, either, the boy literally cannot walk on his own and was feet from the nearest sharp object (that wasn’t himself) when I’d left him to deal with an “emergency.”
As it turns out, my future as a masseuse is bright, because my spell was so effective that he almost immediately calmed down and fell asleep. Unfortunately, my future as a mattress is even brighter, and this is the sixth time this week that the devious little predator has decided that I was a good place to take a nap. Safe, soft, warm, and apparently I even “smell really good sometimes,” which is a compliment one always wishes to hear from a member of the race that abducted me for sustenance less than a month ago.
Still, though, as entertaining as having an Arxur ensconced in my fat folds is, the negative effect on my already strained productivity is “not great.” I might have to try making him a blanket out of what remains of my shirt or something later, who knows. He’d probably like that.
Jiyuulia sighs.
…What am I doing with my life?
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Hey, this'll be a long one. I recently moved my entire digital library from my Macbook Pro to Mac Mini M2 because the macbook was freezing up. I mostly used iTunes from day one. I ended up losing some stuff but I believe I can recover it no problem.
I'm really hating Apple Music right now. It skips songs that I downloaded from the apple store when I try to play it, it won't let me rate songs from the album view anymore, and when I do rate songs, in My Top Rated playlist it shows the whole album has 5 star ratings instead of just the songs I rated. I originally loved iTunes (especially when I had an iPod Classic). I even loved the look UI, but now it's gone downhill for me. I don't want to join any streaming service, and Apple Music won't sync things that aren't in Apple's library (I have lots of music not on Streaming services).
What would be a good music organizer and player for Mac in your opinion? I want all the benefits of iTunes, but no more hassle. I also listen to it all on my iPhone 8Plus, but may get a new player down the line (if there are any good recommended ones.) I would like something that can play mp3, mp4, m4a, flac, wav. Just like iTunes and the iPod Classic could. So if anybody knows, a good Mac music software and a good digital media player (like the iPod Classic). Thank you!!!

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Episode 3 - I'm Not Afraid of Anything Anymore

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Visuals of the Day:
Episode 2 album
Theory of the Day:
u/Suboodle takes home today's Theory of the Day for being immediately proven so, so wrong :

Im wondering if “you have to fight witches” is just the biggest understatement of all time. Mami really doesn’t make it look so bad though so it’s so hard to say.

Analysis of the Day:
And the winner of the first Analysis of the Day after yesterday's panic-mode canceling of it is... u/lollohoh, who despite some initial formatting troubles, had some fantastic analysis in their comment:

[Series]02:20 The same theme continues in the next scene: look how some of the mirrors (screens? I don't know, spacetime is warped in SHAFT bathrooms) show the part of the room Kyubey is in instead of the outside, symbolizing the fact he is taking control of the narrative. He hides himself from Madoka's mom, implicitly encouraging Madoka to keep this a secret and isolating her from outsiders to his system. He also uses Mami to take advantage of the social hierarchy here: Junko is ok with Madoka staying over at Mami's place because she is her senpai.
[Series]03:10 We are again shown how bad Mami wants Madoka and Sayaka to join her (unprepared my ass, Mami, that's a whole Michelin star cake), and we get hints of her loneliness: she lives alone in an house that's clearly too big for her, and there are several empty frames but no photos of people.
[Series]03:25 "Since you've been chosen by Kyubey, that means you two are now involved in this" is another massive red flag: they don't get a choice in this, they will be made responsible whether they want it or not.

Wallpaper of the Day:
Mami Tomoe and Madoka Kaname
Check out Shimmering-Sky's main comment for her bonus Wallpaper Corner containing works from previous years!
Songs of the Day:
Vocalise Op.34 no.14
Bonus song - Venari strigas
Check out u/Nazenn’s comment from the 2019 rewatch for an in-depth analysis of these two songs, as well as timestamps for what songs played when in today's episode!
Credens Justitiam
Also check out Tarhalindur's Kajiura Corner from the 2023 rewatch for even more analysis on music this episode!
Magia Cover of the Day:
Full German PB★Cover by Paperblossom
Question(s) of the Day:
1) Regardless of whether or not you feel this episode was a big shift in tone, were you expecting Mami to literally get her head eaten by that witch?
2) How do you feel about Magia taking its proper place as the ED instead of an insert song as used in the first two episodes?
3) Favorite piece of black humor?
4) First-timers: So… now what?
It’s not fun, being a magical girl.

Back when I was a child, and they played a song in the radio and i didn't know who the artist was, i just made up who it could be. So I imagined what they would look like, what their name is, etc. Later, when I got my first mp3 player and recorded the radio on the Pc, I even tagged those song files with the names of my imaginary singers. I collected songs that fit well together and built albums for those imaginary pop stars. I even made up biographies for some of them and finally It came to the point I didn't want to accept who the real artists were, lol. Today I'm almost 30 and sometimes I still discover new music and think this could 100% be *Name of imaginary singer here*. A few weeks ago I found an AI that can create music, and I found myself prompting an album for one of those singers so he is finally real now, haha.
Of course in the days of Spotify and Shazam and internet all around you it is not so likely to hear a new song without knowing who sings it. But I am old. Back when I was a child I only had the radio, and when they didn't tell who sang a song, well I just created someone famous in my mind.
Did anybody else make up imaginary singers as a child? Or am I the only crazy one?

Using the metrics outlined by the RIAA, the numbers for some singles are staggering when it comes to worldwide figures. According to the RIAA, 1 sale for a single is equivalent to 150 streams. The IFPI is supposed to be the only official body to certify singles on a worldwide level, but they only use stream equivalents that figure in overall sales. These numbers are official given the metrics, but there is no recording association that certifies them on such a level for worldwide figures. The RIAA only counts domestic sales and the IFPI goes by stream equivalents. In this list we have converted the overall streams, digital sales (Itunes, Amazon mp3 etc…), and physical sales into an estimate. These estimates will be fairly accurate given the data readily available. Also if you are wondering how we calculate the album figures, just realize that 1500 streams equal one album sale.
Urbano singles that have sold over 100,000,000 units equivalent worldwide
None
Urbano singles that have sold over 90,000,000 units equivalent worldwide
Zero
Urbano singles that have sold over 80,000,000 units equivalent worldwide
Luis Fonsi feat. Daddy Yankee & Justin Bieber “Despacito” (original version and remix)* El Dandee got the production credit but I remember reading somewhere that Urba & Rome worked on the song too but went uncredited. At least they collected on "Dura".
There are no more achievements until 40 million.
Urbano singles that have sold over 40,000,000 units equivalent worldwide
Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean – Hips Don’t Lie
Urbano singles that have sold over 30,000,000 units equivalent worldwide
El Chombo – Dame Tu Cosita
J Balvin feat. Willy William – Mi Gente
Pedro Capo & Farruko – Calma (original version and remixes)*
Daddy Yankee feat. Snow & Justin Bieber – “Con Calma” (original version and remix)*
Enrique Iglesias feat. Descemer Bueno & Gente de Zona – Bailando
Bad Bunny feat. Jhayco – Dakiti
Cardi B. feat. J Balvin & Bad Bunny – I Like It
DJ Snake feat. Selena Gomez, Cardi B. & Ozuna – Taki Taki
Shakira & Alejandro Sanz – La Tortura (included because Gocho, DJ Giann Live & Santana the Golden Boy worked on the song and this is an estimate including physical sales.)
Urbano singles that have sold over 20,000,000 units equivalent worldwide
Danny Ocean - Me Rehuso
Anuel AA, Karol G, Daddy Yankee & J Balvin – China
Natti Natasha & Ozuna – Criminal
Enrique Iglesias feat. Descemer Bueno, Zion & Lennox – Subeme La Radio
Nicky Jam & Enrique Iglesias – El Perdon (original version and remixes)*
Rosalia feat. J Balvin – Con Altura
Karol G & Nicki Minaj – Tusa
Nio Garcia & Casper Magico feat. Various – Te Boté Remix
Rauw Alejandro – Todo De Ti
Don Omar & Lucenzo – Danza Kuduro
Shakira feat. Maluma – Chantaje
Piso 21 feat. Manuel Turizo – Déjala Que Vuelva
Becky G feat. Bad Bunny – Mayores
Becky G feat. Natti Natasha – Sin Pijama
Jhayco feat. Bad Bunny & J Balvin – No Me Conoce Remix
J Balvin & Bad Bunny – La Cancion
Nicky Jam feat. J Balvin - X
J Balvin – Ay Vamos
Wisin feat. Ozuna – Escápate Conmigo (original version and remix)*
Daddy Yankee – Dura
Daddy Yankee – Gasolina (when you figure in album sales too, this would be the approximate total… it’s confusing I know.
Shakira & Carlos Vives – La Bicicleta
Manuel Turizo – La Bachata
Aventura feat. Don Omar – Ella y Yo
Don Omar – Dile
Don Omar – Salió El Sol
Maluma – Hawai (original version and remix)*
Maluma – Felices Los 4 (even without the remix it got there)
Ricky Martin feat. Maluma – Vente Pa’Ca
Bad Bunny feat. Chencho Corleone – Me Porto Bonito
Bad Bunny – Titi Me Preguntó
Bad Bunny feat. Drake - MIA
CNCO – Reggaeton Lento (Oneill wrote the song and Bory made the beat)
Luis Fonsi feat. Demi Lovato – Échame La Culpa (prod. By El Dandee)
Wisin & Yandel – Rakata
Ozuna feat. Romeo Santos – El Farsante (original version and remix)
Myke Towers & Farruko – Si Se Da (original version and remix)
Urbano singles that have sold over 10,000,000 units equivalent worldwide
Sech feat. Darrell – Otro Trago
Tego Calderon – Pa Que Retozen
Zion & Lennox feat. J Balvin – Otra Vez
Zion & Lennox feat. Daddy Yankee – Yo Voy
Jay Wheeler feat. Varios – La Curiosidad Remix
RKM & Ken-Y – Me Matas
RKM & Ken-Y – Down
RKM & Ken-Y – Igual Que Ayer
Ozuna feat. Feid – Hey Mor
Ozuna – Se Preparó
Ozuna – Si Tu Marido No Te Quiere
Ozuna – Tu Foto
Ozuna – Dile Que Tu Me Quieres
Ozuna – Síguelo Bailando
Ozuna feat. Manuel Turizo – Vaina Loca
Ozuna – Te Vas
Ozuna feat. Karol G & Myke Towers – Caramelo (original version and remix)*
Chris Jedi feat. J Balvin, Arcangel & Ozuna – Ahora Me Dice (original version and remix)*
DJ Luiann & Mambo Kingz feat. Arcangel, Ozuna, Anuel AA & De La Ghetto (original version and remix)* - La Ocasion
DJ Luiann & Mambo Kingz feat. J Balvin, Bad Bunny, & Prince Royce - Solita
DJ Luiann & Mambo Kingz feat. Arcangel & Bad Bunny – Tu No Vive Asi
DJ Luiann & Mambo Kingz feat. Ozuna, Bad Bunny, Wisin & Almighty - Verte Ir
6ixNine feat. Anuel AA – Bebé
Anuel AA feat. Karol G – Secreto
Anuel & Haze – Amanece
Anuel feat. Romeo Santos – Ella Quiere Beber (original version and remix)*
Daddy Yankee – Lo Que Pasó, Pasó
Daddy Yankee – Limbo (I personally hate this song btw but it was huge because it was used in the Zumba exercise videos)
Daddy Yankee – Que Tire Pa’ Lante (not one of his best efforts either but this was around “Despacito” and “Dura”)
Daddy Yankee feat. Ozuna – La Rompe Corazones
Daddy Yankee feat. Wisin & Yandel – Mami No Me Dejes Solo
Daddy Yankee – King Daddy
Daddy Yankee - Corazones
Daddy Yankee – Shaky Shaky
Daddy Yankee feat. Bad Bunny – Vuelve
Chino y Nacho feat. Daddy Yankee – Andas En Mi Cabeza
Chino y Nacho feat. Farruko – Me Voy Enamorando
Romeo Santos feat. Daddy Yankee & Nicky Jam – Bella y Sensual
Nicky Jam – Hasta El Amanecer
Nicky Jam – El Amante
Nicky Jam – Travesuras (original version and remix)*
Angel & Khriz – Ven Bailalo
Luny Tunes feat. Zion y Lennox – Hay Algo En Ti (when you include physical sales of “Motivando la Yal”, “Mas Flow 1”, and “La Trayectoria” which all included the hit single).
Luny Tunes feat. Baby Ranks, Alexis & Fido – El Tiburon (including physical sales of Mas Flow 2)
Luny Tunes feat. Daddy Yankee, Wisin & Yandel, Baby Ranks, Hector El Father & Tonny Tun Tun – Mayor Que Yo
Luny Tunes feat. Hector El Father – Castigo
Plan B – Fanatica Sensual
Plan B – Si No Le Contesto (original version and remix)*
Plan B – Candy (original version and remix)*
Sofia Reyes feat. Jason Derulo & De La Ghetto – 1-2-3
Nacho feat. Yandel & Bad Bunny – Bailame (original version and remix)*
Super Yei feat. Myke Towers, Sammy, Lenny Tavarez, Rafa Pabon & Jone Quest - La Forma En Que Me Miras
Alan Walker, Sabrina Carpenter & Farruko – On My Way
Nio Garcia X Juanka X Brrray – La Jeepeta (original version and remix)*
Sebastian Yatra feat. Myke Towers – Pareja Del Año
Myke Towers & Juhn – Bandido
Myke Towers – Lala
Yandel – Encantadora
Reik feat. Ozuna & Wisin – Me Niego
Wisin feat. Jennifer Lopez & Ricky Martin – Sube La Adrenalina
Nio Garcia feat. J Balvin & Bad Bunny – AM (original version and remix)*
Arcangel feat. Sech – Sigues Con Él
Arcangel feat Bad Bunny – Me Acostumbré
Yng Lucas & Peso Pluma – La Bebé
Calle 13 – Atrevete-te-te (when physical sales tallied)
Lunay feat. Daddy Yankee & Bad Bunny – Soltera
Joey Montana - Picky
La Factoria & Eddy Lover - Perdóname
Karol G – Bichota
Karol G feat. Shakira – TQG
Karol G feat. Peso Pluma – QLONA
Karol G – Provenza
Karol G feat. Mariah Angeliq – El Makinon
Karol G feat. Bad Bunny – Ahora Me Llama
Thalia feat. Natti Natasha – No Me Acuerdo
Natti Natasha feat. Becky G – Ram Pam Pam
Silvestre Dangond feat. Nicky Jam – Cásate Conmigo
Osmani Garcia, Pitbull y Sensato Del Patio – El Taxi
Don Omar – Dale Don Dale
Don Omar – Aunque Te Fuiste
Don Omar – Virtual Diva
Don Omar – Taboo
Don Omar feat. Tego Calderon - Bandoleros
Anitta – Envolver
Anitta feat. J Balvin - Downtown
Black Eyed Peas feat. J Balvin – Ritmo
David Guetta, Bebe Rexha & J Balvin – Say My Name
Tainy & J Balvin - Agua
J Balvin feat. Farruko – 6 AM
J Balvin feat. Pharell, BIA & Sky - Safari
J Balvin feat. Bad Bunny – Si Tu Novio Te Deja Sola
J Balvin – Ginza
J Balvin feat. Maria Becerra – Que Mas Pues
J Balvin – Bobo
Dalex feat. Varios – Pa Mi (original version and remix)*
Alex Rose feat. Varios – Toda (original version and remix)*
Sech feat. Varios – Relacion (original version and remix)*
Maluma feat. Nego do Borel – Corazón
Maluma – El Perdedor
Maluma – Borro Cassette
Maluma – Sin Contrato
Maluma – HP
Thalia feat. Maluma – Desde Esa Noche
Piso 21 feat. Maluma – Me Llamas
Noriel feat. Maluma, Bryant Myers & Juhn – Cuatro Babys
Wolfine – Bella (original version and remix)*
Piso 21 & Micro TDH – Te Vi
Mau & Ricky feat. Manuel Turizo & Camilo – Desconocidos
Cali y El Dandee feat. Juan Magan & Sebastian Yatra – Por Fin Te Encontré
La Secta All Star feat. Eddie Dee – La Locura Automatica (original version and remix)*
Farruko feat. Ky-Mani Marley – Chillax
Farruko feat. Bad Bunny & Rvssian – Krippy Kush
Farruko – Pepas
Rauw Alejandro feat. Camilo – Tatoo (original version and remix)*
Rauw Alejandro feat. Chencho – El Efecto (original version and remix)*
Rauw Alejandro feat. Chencho – Desesperados
Grupo Frontera feat. Bad Bunny – UN X100TO
Bad Bunny – Amorfoda
Bad Bunny – Callaíta
Bad Bunny – Diles (original version and remix)*
Bad Bunny – Soy Peor
Bad Bunny – Yonaguni
Bad Bunny – Estamos Bien
Bad Bunny – SI Estuviésemos Juntos
Aventura feat. Bad Bunny – Volví
Bad Bunny – Moscow Mule
Bad Bunny feat. Ñengo Flow, Jowell & Randy – Safaera
Bad Bunny feat. Daddy Yankee – La Santa
Bad Bunny – Efecto
Bad Bunny feat. Bomba Estereo – Ojitos Lindos
Bad Bunny feat. Rauw Alejandro – Party
Yandel feat. Feid – Yandel 150
Part 2 coming real soon!

I'm looking for a dumbphone. I really love the idea of simplicity in function and execution. How dumb? I would buy a LightPhone tomorrow if not for one deal breaker: no MicroSD expansion.
I have a large music collection, stored on a 256gb MicroSD. I don't need any fancy function in a music player... Play an album, or shuffle all. That's it. But the one thing I've found when it comes to Dumbphones is that they almost all have zero or limited MicroSD support.
So far the Unihertz Jelly Star is the leading contender, because it has large internal memory on top of a MicroSD slot. But it feels like it's not Dumb enough. The dumbphone finder was no help. What do you guys suggest?
*i should have mentioned, i'm not interested in carrying more stuff with me, like an mp3 player.
i just want to be able to bluetooth connect to local devices (my car stereo, camp speakers, home stereo) and either play an album or 'shuffle all', which is something that almost all of these dumbphones should be able to do (read/navigate/play a filesystem, bluetooth output).
also, it needs to specifically be able to handle a 256gb card- less than that isn't an option.

This is really the one thing holding me back. I have a large (150gb) music collection that I prefer to carry on me. I currently have a 256gb MicroSD that I store that collection on, and if I could just plug that in and point the native music player to it, I would purchase tomorrow.
My version of simplicity also includes not adding any more gadgets to my pockets, so I really don't want to carry an additional mp3 player. From what I've seen, the LP music player can see a file structure (artist/album/songs) and shuffle within it- that's all I need from a player. That, and the space to store the files.
Really it seems like MicroSD expansion slots are rare in the dumbphone space. The Wisephone has one, but is limited to 128gb expansion (supposedly). The current best dumb choice that I've found for storage space is the Unihertz Jelly Star, but it even feels like too much.
LightPhone, give me MicroSD expansion up to 256gb and I'll order right now lol!!