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Original Val

Strength
Note: Karate Kid needs to concentrate and channel his chi to perform feats of strength ^{(Adventure Comics #359})

In his origin, chops through a steel beam ^{(Adventure Comics #346})
Chops through a spaceship hull ^{(Adventure Comics #347})
Lightning Lad flashes back to Karate Kid stopping a car with a single chop ^{(Adventure Comics #351})
Knocks out a Jovian Mastodon and a Tricorn Beast with a single strike each, and judo throws a Sloth Ape ^{(Adventure Comics #358})
Chops through two trees in one swing ^{(Adventure Comics #358})
Analyzes some thick gates, then chops through them ^{(Adventure Comics #360})
Kicks away a hover car ^{(Adventure Comics #361})
Chops through a tank, then starts a small earthquake with a stomp ^{(Adventure Comics #367})
Destroys a practice bot in a rage ^{(Adventure Comics #373})
Claims his chops could fell giant redwoods ^{(Superboy vol 1 #203})
Creates an earthquake with a stomp that breaks apart a statue ^{(Legion of Superheroes vol 3 #31})
- Note: This is a flashback to earlier times, so despite being in vol 3, takes place Chronologically in vol 1, as shown by him wearing the brown gi instead of his more famous white one
Punches through a robot ^{(Superboy vol 1 #214})
Kicks a meteor to pieces ^{(Karate Kid #2})
Creates a counter-vibration strong enough to reverse Major Disaster's artificial earthquake. ^{(Karate Kid #2}.)
Flexes off six cavemen ^{(Karate Kid #11})
[MASSIVE OUTLIER] When bound with ropes made of indestructible Inertron, he somehow manages to break free. ^{(Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes #231})
- Album of Inertron being invulnerable/unbreakable/strong enough to resist Kryptonians
Breaks out of a machine that saps powers, minds and will (Legion of Super-Heroes vol 3 004)

Speed

Moves "with the speed of thought" ^{(Adventure Comics #361})
Dodges Mano and Persuader's attacks ^{(Adventure Comics #378})
Dodges Validus' mental lightning ^{(Adventure Comics #378})
Dodges a blast from the Emerald Eye of Ekon ^{(Superboy vol 1 #198})
Dodges a blast from *sigh* Radiation Roy ^{(Superboy vol 1 #208})
Rushes forward and front tuck into a Rider Kick in a fraction of a second ^{(Superboy vol 1 #214})
Dodges a bolt from Lightning Lad ^{(Karate Kid #1})
Dodges radiation blasts from Nemesis Kid ^{(Karate Kid #1})
Intercepts a falling meteor ^{(Karate Kid #2})
Backflips over a bullet ^{(Karate Kid #2})
Dodges a laser ^{(Karate Kid #13})
Leaps over a bullet and behind a guy in less than a fifth of a second ^{(Karate Kid #15})
Dances around Pharoxx's strikes ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes #309})
Redirects Pharoxx's own magic against him ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes #309})

Durability

Survives an explosion that KO'd and nearly killed his sensei ^{(Adventure Comics #367})
Smacked by a giant robot and recovers being back to fighting shape on the next page ^{(Adventure Comics #373})
Endures ever-increasing pain through meditative techniques even though the pain was so bad, it made Timber Wolf go feral within a few minutes ^{(Superboy vol 1 #209})
Clears his mind of mental influences ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #268})
Wades though blasts from Pharoxx ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #288})
While sick, takes a blast from Pulsar ^{(The Brave and the Bold #198})
Pulsar explodes right next to him and he's all good. ^{(The Brave and the Bold #198})
Gets clawed by a monster and shrugs it off ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes #309})
Gets blasted by Pharoxx's magic and recovers, while Pharoxx getting hit with the same blast made him immediately flee ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes #309})
[Limit] Dies after being beaten nearly to death by Nemesis Kid, then missile launches himself into a planet-draining machine. ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 3 #4})

Skill
Statements and styles

Great Skill in all forms of martial arts, but especially Karate and Judo ^{(Adventure Comics #346})
Master of all forms of fighting ^{(Adventure Comics #359})
Switches from Boxing to Savate to Kendo against a robot ^{(Adventure Comics #363})
Knocks some guys out with chops to the back of the neck ^{(Adventure Comics #360})
Mastered every weapon form "from fencing foils to Jovian trident spears" ^{(Adventure Comics #368})
Temporarily puts Timber Wolf in a Judo hold ^{(Superboy vol 1 #209})
Falkone IV arm riflie technique ^{(Karate Kid #12})
Loback III restraining hold for non-powered people to restrain super-powered people ^{(Karate Kid #12})
Karate, Judo, "Arcturian Sli-tilla", "Venusian Txrxvrx", and boxing ("the good old one-two punch") in one page ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #268})

Against skilled opponents (Solo)

Beats a boxing champion ^{(Adventure Comics #377})
Beats the absolute stuffing out of Black Mace ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 3 #31})
- Black Mace is stated to be Ganglands's answer to Karate Kid ^{(Adventure Comics #374}) and a fast, strong invincible fighter ^{(Superboy #213})
Beats Black Mask again, with an assist from Princess Projectra ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 3 #31})
Quickly beats a dual nunchaku wielding black belt ^{(Karate Kid #3})
Beats the Samurai known as Master Hand ^{(Karate Kid #4})
Had the advantage on Black Dragon II, the student of his father he previously beat in Superboy vol 1 #210 ^{(Karate Kid #10})
Karate Kid vs Black Dragon II in a ceremonial fight. ^{(Karate Kid #10})
Beats Dick Grayson quickly ^{(Karate Kid #14})
Wins a tournament and the title of Samurai, going down as the youngest to gain the title ^{(Secret Origins vol 2 #47})

Against Skilled opponents (groups)

Defeats three Black Belts he claims could waste a battalion of ordinary men ^{(Superboy vol 1 #210})
Beats six opponents trained by his father, Black Dragon, including the future Black Dragon II ^{(Superboy vol 1 #210})
Beats a bunch of 20th-century martial arts masters ^{(Karate Kid #1})
Quickly beats four martial artists ^{(Karate Kid #4})

Against superpowered opponents (1v1)

Fights Superboy and does so well, Clark says he needs to be in the Legion ^{(Adventure Comics #346})
Training with Superboy ^{(Adventure Comics #368})
Gets the advantage over Don Allen, descendent of Barry Allen and a speedster ^{(Adventure Comics #373})
Defeats Ultra Boy ^{(Adventure Comics #375})
A brainwashed Karate Kid easily beats Ultra Boy ^{(Superboy vol 1 #205})
Survives a fight with Superboy, though he constantly mentions he's outmatched and it's taking all of his skill to just survive . ^{(Karate Kid #12})
Temporarily holds Superboy, but admits he needs help immediately and is losing him and is saved by Mordru's magic wearing off ^{(Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes #245})

Against Superpowered opponents (groups)

Solos the Fatal Five ^{(Adventure Comics #378})
Manages to hold his own against Lightning Lad, Superboy, Colossal Boy, Saturn Girl, Sun Boy, and Chameleon Boy before being stopped by Cosmic Boy ^{(Karate Kid #13})

Against Skilled Superpowered opponents

Fights four superpowered assassins and is holding his own ^{(Adventure Comics #361})
Beats Pharoxx of Orando in a sword fight, forcing Pharoxx to resort to magic ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #286})
Beats Timber Wolf in a spar ^{(Legion of Superheroes vol 4 #52})

Accuracy

Splits a rock so each half flies off and KOs a foe ^{(Adventure Comics 361})
Hits a knight with a stone and KO's him ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #288})
Uses his sash as a lasso to disarm Pulsar of his power staff ^{(The Brave and the Bold #198})

Agility

Rushes forward and front tuck into a Rider Kick in a fraction of a second ^{(Superboy vol 1 #214})
Contorts himself in mid-air to stop himself from falling out of a building then Jumps back in ^{(Karate Kid #1})
Jumps from the street to a sign to a third story roof ^{(Karate Kid #2})
Does a series of flips to land safely after jumping out of a building while holding someone ^{(Karate Kid #2})
Jumps out of a window, does a ton of flips, and starts running on cars ^{(Karate Kid #3})
Flips on a pole ^{(Karate Kid #11})
Flips over a car ^{(Karate Kid #11})
Flips out of Batman's grasp ^{(The Brave and the Bold #198})
Rolls back to get out of a monster's range, then launches himself into a flying kick ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #309})

Weak Point Sensing

Finds the weak point in a diamond ^{(Adventure Comics# 365})
Finds the weak point in a wall ^{(Superboy vol 1 #210})
Finds Omega's weakest point, but is too weak to capitalize on it ^{(Superboy and the Legion of Super-Heroes #251}). This is the first time it's called an explicit "power" and not a skill.
Finds the weak point in a hatch ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes #277})
Originally struggled to find a weak point in massive chains encircling Earth, but after getting a hint from Princess Projectra manages to sense and destroy it ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #279})

Retroboot Val

Despite dying.....Val Armorr's back and in the past! ^{(Justice League of America vol 2 #7}) How? Never explained! ^{(Justice League of America #10}) Here's his feats. Note: All feats are done while he's dying (Countdown Weeks 14-15/ 38-37) from what's later revealed to be the Morticoccus Virus

While disguised as a supervillain, freezes Parasite without Black Lightning realizing Parasite was the target ^{(Justice League of America vol 2 #2})
KO's Black Lightning with a chop to the neck and stalemates (and arguably has the advantage over) Batman while sick and memoryless ^{(Justice League of America vol 2 #8})
- Another view of the fight ^{(Countdown Week 2/#50})
- Doctor Mid-Nite says Karate Kid very nearly took down Batman in that fight ^{(Countdown Week 7/#45})
- Batman conceeds Val outfought him but claims he wouldn't in a rematch though he may have been being a jerk to get into Val's head ^{(Countdown Week 10/#42})
Is still conscious and talking despite being loaded up with enough tranquilizers to give Wonder Woman trouble ^{(Justice League of America vol 2 #8})
Somehow survives Speed Force Lightning that should have insta-killed him ^{(Justice League of America vol 2 #10})
Finds the weak point in a vault he's sealed in ^{(Countdown Week 13/#39})
Tears through Oracle's tendrils and punches through a wall ^{(Countdown Week 13/#39})
Hurts Equus, an enhanced being who bragged he had fought Superman ^{(Countdown Week 16/#36})
Kicked Equus arm clean off his body ^{(Countdown Week 17/#35})
Breaks shotguns and kicks a police car over ^{(Supergirl vol 5 #21})
[Limit] While he can dodge her attacks, can't move Supergirl with his strikes ^{(Supergirl vol 5 #21})
Chops Equus arm off ^{(Supergirl vol 5 #22})
[Limit] The closer to death he gets, the less he's able to focus and use Super-Karate feats ^{(Countdown week 32/#20})
Takes out four Apokoliptians ^{(Countdown Week 41/#11})
Takes a hit from an OMAC and shows some agility ^{(Countdown Week 42/#10})
Dies of the virus ^{(Countdown Week 45/#7})
Time Trapper puts his and Una's bodies in the mainline Earth when they had died in Earth-51 ^{(Action Comics #864})

Misc

As a Legionnaire, he has a Legion flight ring ^{(Karate Kid #1})
Invited his 20th-century friend to his wedding, not realizing she was in love with him ^{(The Brave and the Bold #198})
Man married a princess. Respect. ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes Vol 2 annual 2})
Brave enough to try to hit Darkseid with a flying kick, though all it accomplishes is knocking himself out. ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 2 #294})
It's implied he somehow came back/will come back to life again, but this wasn't elaborated on because of the Flashpoint ~~thanks Barry~~ ^{(Legion of Super-Heroes vol 6 #6})
- Time Trapper also foreshadowed this ^{(Action Comics 864})

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2024.05.21 11:07 CringeyVal0451 Maple Walnut Pie

Kadillac Kirk had been a good friend of mine for several years. I had met him through friends from The Spring Stage; and he never had anything to do with The Imp, which is why he didn’t appear in the Married Mary saga. Mary would have totally thrown herself at him, and Kirk would have definitely “thrown it in her.” He loved the ladies and often remarked that there was no such thing as an unappealing woman, nor was there anything sweeter than finding the pearl of passion in an outwardly plain dame. Fortunately for Kirk, he never met Mary. This was probably fortunate for Mary as well, seeing as Kirk was a confirmed bachelor and his rakish nature might have broken her fat heart.
Kirk was an older guy. Not MOE old, though. He was in his early forties, but he easily passed for a carefree dude in his 30s... not that he lied about his age. I only mention this trait to juxtapose Kirk’s genuine youthful air with Moe’s unconvincing youthful farce. Kirk dressed normally, avoided stupid jargon, and never busted out gimmicks like tarot cards or spells. He just existed, behaved affably, and people liked him for it.
He drove a classic 1962 Cadillac El Dorado convertible with red leather interior, and he lived in a charmingly quaint (and ridiculously expensive) neighborhood. How he made his fortune remained a mystery, but he never bloviated about his wealth. He just threw spectacular parties and people showed up. And, to my knowledge, he never tried to lure women into bed with his money (although I’m sure he got his fair share of boom-boom thanks to his digs and his wheels, even if the gold-diggers denied their monetary agendas).
Kirk was legitimately handsome. He was a drummer, he had a full head of black hair, he was clean-shaven, he worked out, and he knew all the hidden gems in Wellsprings. So why hadn’t I tried... or even desired to date him? I don’t know. I just didn’t feel drawn to him like that. He felt like a cool uncle and he had, thus far, never done anything to change my perception. Plus, the age difference weirded me out a little. Kirk didn’t look forty; but knowing that he had so much more life experience than I did created a power imbalance that would have creeped me out if we’d been dating. As buddies, I just felt supremely cool riding in his Cadillac, smoking Fantasia cigarettes, and hitting the speakeasies and jazz clubs I would have never known about if it weren’t for Kirk’s connections.
And he had been a good person to talk to about my romantic woes. He never lecherously suggested that I should date him, and he gave the type of tempered advice that only comes with lived experience. But he often lightly mocked me for my crush on Dennis and he did a hilarious impression of Smegal popping too soon over his “precious.” So when Mary “got me back” by doing whatever she did ~~with~~ to Dennis, I called Kadillac Kirk and told him the drinks were on me if he’d be my designated driver for the night.
Why hadn’t I called Whisky??? Well, A) Kirk was way more fun to hang out with, at least from my past experiences up to that point. And B) I needed to bitch about a boy, something I couldn’t do in good conscience in front of a guy I was dating. So I put on the sexiest plunging halter dress I owned, applied heavy eye makeup and spikey accessories, braved a pair of stilettos, and sashayed out to Kirk’s convertible. I felt like a badass rock star. I probably looked like a try-hard hooker.
Kirk: Daaaaay-um! Somebody really did do a number on you, huh? I know you said you were upset, but the gents are gonna be writing thank you notes to that fat girl and that butt-fucking hobbit.
Me: I just need to feel pretty and numb. And I trust you to keep me from making a fool of myself.
Kirk squeezed my shoulder. “I’ve got you. You do whatever you need to do to get rid of these demons.”
He sparked up a J and offered me the first puff. I gladly accepted. He took one puff of his own, but said that the rest was mine since he didn’t want to drive stoned. See? He was responsible! Weed wasn’t legal in California yet, so I got a little bit baked before I stashed the sativa in the glove box and wrapped a scarf around my hair like a starlet from the Golden Age of Hollywood. Kirk sped out of the parking lot and said he was taking me to a downtown hotel that was hosting a party that night in their lush lobby.
Kadillac Kirk pulled up to the main entrance, paid the valet, and then opened my door. I was wobbly from the weed. And I had stupidly decided to wear heels. You can get high or you can wear high (heels). You can’t have both. Not if you’ve repeatedly injured both ankles (as I have). I had to take Kirk’s arm to keep from keeling over. “Can people tell I’m stoned?” I whispered. Kirk replied, “Nobody’s paying any attention to anyone else’s intoxication. I promise you that much.” I nodded, steadied myself, and strutted alongside my very cool friend, feeling a little more confident.
A live jazz orchestra was playing Cole Porter as we entered the lobby. Everything sparkled. The music was even more intoxicating than the spliff had been. “Just One of Those Things” brought tears to my eyes since the lyrics hit every raw nerve regarding the Dennis debacle. But I smiled. It might sound mental, but being distraught over a trash fire of a one-sided romance was exhilarating. Immature, for sure. But also exhilarating. You see, that kind of sadness doesn’t hurt. Not really. It stings. It leaves little bruises, but it’s very safe to wallow in because you haven’t actually lost anything. Melancholia over that which you never had is as sweet as it is bitter; and that type of twisted splendor is rivaled only by Stendhal.
“Here's hoping we meet now and then. It was great fun, but it was just one of those things.” I sang along with the band, and a fat tear rolled down past my melancholic smile and onto my chin. Kirk brushed it aside. “Too close to home?” I wiped away the remnants of the tear’s journey from eye to chin and smiled a more genuine smile. “The perfect distance from home. Shall we get drinks? Remember, I’m buying.”
Kirk: No, no. This is your time to heal. And I’m here as your pal, not your chauffeur. What would the lady like?”
I pretended to barf. Kirk knew I hated it when he got overly formal and overly attentive. So he did it just to mess with me. “Shot of vodka,” I replied.
Kirk: How many?
I thought briefly. “FIVE.”
Kirk: Five to one, baby. One in five...
Me: No one here gets out alive.
Kirk: Are you able to hold yourself upright, or should you come with?
I took a seat on an ornate, damask-upholstered chaise lounge. “I’ll be okay. And I was kidding about the five shots.”
I sat there lost in the music for a while. I thought very little about Dennis. Even less about Mary. And not at all about Whisky (whom I had shagged less than a week ago). My mind danced through the ornate lighting in the hotel lobby, and I suddenly felt the need to join the hoity-toity guests on the dancefloor!
Kirk returned with four shots of vodka. Two for him, two for me. That was quite reasonable of him. He knew damn well that I couldn’t handle five shots, but he also knew that I was in a... state. One that called for more than a single shot. I raised a both miniature glasses to “No more ninnyhammers or hairy-footed lovers.” Kirk did his hilarious Smegal impression, we double-toasted, and downed the shots. The band launched into “Let’s Misbehave,” and I kicked off my stilettos and made a beeline for the dance floor.
“There’s something wild about you child that’s so contagious. Let’s be outrageous! Let’s misbehave.” Kadillac Kirk swept me up, twirled me around, and dipped me as we both sang along with the lyrics. I wasn’t swooning for him, but I was enthralled by the moment. The music, the dancing, the combination of booze and bud... so I kissed him as he pulled me back to my feet. And he kissed back. In a way that Dennis never had. In a way that Whisky’s beard wouldn’t permit. I didn’t feel the visceral sensations that I’d felt when Dennis had kissed me, but it felt nice to feel desired. And then I noticed that other guests were watching us and applauding. Now, that was a dopamine rush if ever there was one!
I gently broke away from the embrace, high-fived Kirk and returned to the chaise lounge to put my stupid shoes back on. He followed me and smashed his face back onto mine. I pulled away and laughed. “It was a moment,” I told him. “I appreciate the dance, and that kiss was the perfect finale. But it’s not happening again.”
Kirk: Not to worry, Valerie. I know you. I knew all along that we were performing, and I was more than happy to be your scene partner.
Me: And dance partner! Those were some excellent moves! I didn’t know you had ballroom training.
Kirk: You name it, I’ve mastered it. Another drink for the lady?
I pretended to barf again. “Not yet. I’m not sad right now. Do you mind if I just sit here and enjoy the music?”
Kirk: Ah. My kisses do have healing properties...
I flipped my hand up at him. “Knock that shit off, bro. I wanted to hang out with you because I trust you not to get weird. Even if I get weird, I know you have the maturity to balance me out.”
Kirk: Are you calling me old???
Me: No. I’m calling you rational, responsible, and respectful.
Kirk: Well, now. If you can articulate an alliterative statement that fluently, then you clearly aren’t drunk enough!
I dismissed this comment as a joke. And he did indeed knock off the flirtation. We had a perfectly pleasant time chatting and dancing (no more kissing, though). And then I noticed a girl I knew from Into the Woods entering the lobby. She’d played Florinda and I’d played Little Red. I called her name and waved enthusiastically. She waved back. And then her date entered. It was D.E.N.N.I.S. I sank into the chaise. Kirk caught on immediately. “The hobbit???” he asked. I nodded silently. “You wanna make out again?” he enthused. I shook my head. I had to go say hello to Flo. And I had an idea...
I crossed the lobby, smiled, squealed, and hugged her.
Florinda: Lil’ Red! It’s been forever! So glad to see you!!! This is my friend, Denny.
From the corner of my eye. I could see Dennis shifting uncomfortably. I refused to look directly at him, neglected to acknowledge Flo's introduction and continued to converse only with her. "So glad to see you, too! What have you been up to since we left the woods?"
Dennis: C’mon, Val...
Florinda (appearing oblivious to the iciness between me and Dennis): Oh, I had some drama after the show closed. I'll have to tell you about it some other time... Have you seen Prince Big Bad (Scumbanger) lately?
I laughed. “Last time I saw him, he was hitting on some nasty fat chick at The Imp.”
Flo and I both scoffed at the pervy pest. Into the Woods was where I’d initially met Scumbanger. He played The Wolf/Cinderella’s Prince. Again... typecasting. There’s a whole essay in my brain about my first encounter with the pest, during which he quoted the song that he sang to me in the show, “Hello, Little Girl.” But it gets into some pretty uncomfortable territory because he made me feel... excited. Well, excited and scared. Nothing of note happened during Into the Woods, but our odd interactions did kind of set the stage for some extremely regrettable events during that Cats cast party.
I excused myself, saying that I needed to get back to my friend. And then I leaned in and said in a hushed voice to Flo, “Watch your ass with that one. If he’s the Denny I’m thinking of...” I gave her a look that only another female would be able to read. Her eyebrows shot up and she nodded. Dennis continued to shift as though he were trying to hold in a massive dump. “BABE! Uh...”
Flo apparently answered to that moniker as well. “What is it, Denny? Don’t worry. That was just telepathic girl talk. You apparently have a reputation...”
Dennis: Different Denny. I assure you I’m a pious gentleman.
Me: Ah. My mistake. Well, then. You guys have a good time! They’re playing Cole Porter, and the band is delovely. Great to see you, Flo!
I hugged Flo again, gave Dennis a curt nod, ignored the scent of mandarins and mountain air, and returned to Kirk.
I collapsed on the chaise lounge, exhausted from holding back the rage. I had no right to be mad at Florinda. I hadn’t seen her in three years, so how was she supposed to know that I’d had a thing with Dennis? Hell, I couldn’t even be mad at Dennis because the last time he and I had spoken in any meaningful way, I’d told him that I was no longer entertaining my crush on him. So why was I surprised to see him dating??? And why had he never taken ME out on a date like this??? And why wasn’t I smitten with Kadillac Kirk who HAD taken me out on a date like this, was an objectively excellent kisser, and a bona fide BALLER? What was wrong with me???
Kirk suggested going down the street to a quaint little bar and then sobering up at a diner closer to my apartment. I numbly nodded and followed him in silence for a few blocks. He assured me that I had “turned several heads” on the way to the new location, but I neither cared nor believed him. This wasn't the type of numbness I'd been aiming for. Now I needed to get schnockered. “Five shots of vodka, please.” Yes, I was serious.
Kadillac Kirk, my reliable designated driver, ordered only a beer and watched in something across between astonishment, concern, and delight as I slammed all five shots in rapid succession. I half expected to immediately retch all over the bar. But I felt fine. I half expected to immediately lose consciousness and wake up in the hospital. But I remained coherent. How I’d managed to take in that much hard liquor and suffer no direct consequences, I’ll never know.
I think I wanted to suffer. I wanted to either feel nothing at all or to feel a sickness bad enough to distract me from the scorching sting that pulsed through my being when I realized that I had lost the abstract notion I’d been addicted to this entire time. Hope. It wasn’t Dennis himself I couldn’t quit. It was that drug called hope. The hope that maybe, just maybe Dennis would give our romance a fair chance. The hope that maybe, just maybe he would make peace with himself, get his mind out of his crotch, and enjoy some agenda-free togetherness. The hope that maybe, just maybe he would stop bloviating about his admittedly impressive accomplishments for five fucking minutes and ask about my life. I had my own reasonably impressive accomplishments, even if they paled in comparison to his. A proper suitor would have enjoyed hearing about them.
But seeing him out with another woman, a woman who had no reason to parade her Dennis escapades before me as some means of revenge, a woman he was clearly courting of his own volition... My hope had died. It died before I’d had time to wean myself off it. Now I had to mourn the loss of hope, which is a very tricky brand of grief to navigate. Vodka wasn’t the answer, but it was what I had to work with. So it would have to do.
After enough time had passed without vomiting or collapsing, I asked Kirk to bring his car around to the bar so that I didn’t have to walk two and a half blocks drunk and in heels. He nodded and dramatically leaned in for a kiss. I recoiled. “DUDE! I told you. The moment has passed.”
Kirk: I beg your pardon. I misread your eyes. Thought I saw a green light...
Me: It’s fine. I just want to go home while I’m still feeling okay.
Kirk: Of course. Your chariot will be here soon.
He skipped off to fetch his Cadillac and I noticed that the lights in the bar were beginning to dance a bit. This should have been concerning. But then I realized that I was giggling. Wait... What? Oh shit. Sure, I was drunk from those shots. But what I was feeling in that moment wasn’t drunkery. It was stonery. Kirk probably misread my face because my pupils were dilated. Not from desire, but from drug use.
Some of you might be thinking that I was a bad friend for not introducing Lucy, an old dude connoisseur, to Kirk. Well... I did. Several years before the events of this story. He adored her. She, on the other hand, thought he was immature. And she wasn’t wrong. Lucy was astute when it came to sussing out a person’s true nature. Far more astute than I. Her initial assessment that Kirk was immature is about to be vindicated. Stretch those cringe muscles! It’s almost time for pie...
I somehow managed to get to his car. I honestly don’t recall how I got there. Did one of the bartenders carry me? Did some kind patron allow me to lean on him? Had Kadillac Kirk carried me out? I’m not sure. But my memory ceases to be fuzzy about halfway to the 24-hour diner. It might have been the very same 24-hour diner where Mary pulled her... shenanigans. I’ll never know.
Kirk: Would you say that you’re more drunk or more stoned?
Me: STONED. Definitely stoned.
Kirk made some sort of grunty noise and reached for my thigh. I slapped his hand.
Kirk: Stoned but not amorous? That’s rare.
I started laughing rather unkindly. “You’re a fucking horndog! I thought you were my safe straight male friend, dammit.”
Kirk: I solemnly swear that your safety is my primary concern, my stoned beauty.
I pretended to throw up.
Kirk: So... You’re not horny. But are you hungry? The diner I’m heading to makes this Maple Walnut Pie with the most sumptuous... sensual cream and exquisite drizzling of...
Me: Ew! Stop trying to bang the pie. Bro. Are YOU stoned? (Then I remembered the question.) Yes, I’m hungry. But I don’t like nuts. I’ll have banana cream.
Kirk made that repulsive grunty noise again. “Uhhhhh... Mmmmmm. Cream. Yessssss. Yes, we’ll be there in just a minute.” He was squirming in the driver's seat.
Me: GROSS, DUDE! If you’re gonna be like that I’ll just order HASH brows. Get it? Hash??? (I giggled.) You can’t make that sound nasty.
Kirk: Forgive my jokes. I think my blood sugar’s a bit low.
As Kirk parked, I began to wonder how I might get away with walking shoeless into the diner. The stilettos had to get off my feet. At least while I was walking. And Kirk was kind enough to give me his socks and wear his loafers “island style” into the establishment. Okay, that was gallant of him. Maybe he was going to behave himself for the rest of the evening.
I wasn’t terribly talkative as we sat down, and he expressed a bit of concern for my emotional well-being. I wasn’t coherent enough to explain what was happening to my emotions and I wasn’t sure I trusted him with my deep, dark secrets at that point. So I shrugged like a sulky teenager, ran my hands over my messy, windblown hair, and mumbled that I was “just hungry.” And right on cue, a very kind, slightly older waitress with a sweet southern accent stopped by to take our order.
Kirk: Ah, yes. We’ll have two cups of black coffee. And we’ll share a slice of that delectable Maple Walnut Pie.
Waitress: Oh, honey. That pie is scrumptious! I take it you’ve been here before?
Kirk: I have. This will be her first time to taste the splendor.
I hated to be a killjoy, but I interrupted and said to the waitress, “Ma’am? I’m sure the Maple Walnut is excellent, but could I please get a slice of Banana Cream? And a big glass of ice water?
Waitress: Sure, hon! Banana Cream’s just as yummy! I’ll be right back with those coffees and that big water.
Kirk was sucking on the tip of his forefinger and shaking his head a bit. “You’re passing up so many sensational... sensual...”
I put my forehead on the table and growled. “You swore you’d stop being nasty!” I held this #headdesk pose for quite some time before I finally lifted my head... only to see that Kirk was still sucking his fingertip and staring at me like a wild animal. “Pleeeeeease be normal,” I whined. “It’s been a really weird night for me.”
Kirk: Indeed. Many surprises. You know... You’re like titanium. Your flame burns so fast and so bright, if a guy doesn’t get in there while the iron is hot, he’ll never get another chance. I was too slow.
What the...? I was pretty sure he was wrong about titanium burning quickly. I’m no chemistry wiz, but my dad and my oldest brother are both big-brains when it comes to physics and chemistry. So I picked up some things just listening to them talk. Accurate or inaccurate, Kirk was being creepy again. He’d never been creepy towards me before, although I’d seen him act like this with other women. Usually with staggering success. Why????? His money. It had to be his money. Kirk was a nice-looking man, but holy shit... No amount of good looks could save this creep show
And then, our sweet waitress sat down our coffees, my water, and the two slices of pie. After I gulped down a whole bunch of water, I grabbed a fork, prepared to quell my munchies... and then I froze. Kirk was quickly flicking his finger back and forth across the top of his pie. And moaning. He noticed my wide-eyed stare, smirked, sucked the tip of his thumb, picked up the plate with both hands, and began flicking his tongue across the tip of the triangular pie slice. And moaning some more. Well, there went my appetite.
Kirk took his middle finger and jabbed it into the crustless vertex of the pie slice, then he began pumping it in and out like a piston, and flicking his thumb across the increasingly demolished top layer of whipped cream. He gasped this time. People were starting to stare. His pointer finger joined his middle finger in the piston action, and he replaced his thumb with his tongue. Between flicks of the tongue, he groaned, “Oh yeah, baby... Let me taste you,” but it was kind of hard to understand him.
And I was either about to run to the back office, tell them that I was in danger and needed a police escort home... OR I was about to burst out laughing at the spectacle. Kirk continued... He removed his fingers and gregariously licked pie filling off of them. "Ohhhhh," he groaned, "I got you soooo sticky. So sweet. So moist." And then he started sucking his fingertips again, switching from middle to pointer, middle to pointer and emitting a delighted little, “Mmmmmm” with every suck.
Finally, he jabbed his fingers back into the utterly destroyed pie, lowered his face into the mess and lapped loudly and passionately, moaning, grunting, and mumbling “Come on, baby. Come on. Mmmmmm. Come on.” I could see the waitress and some dude in a suit heading over to the table, so I sank down in my seat, partially covered my face, but continued to watch the train wreck. At last, Kirk shuddered violently as he splatted his entire hand onto the plate and rubbed furiously. And then he locked eyes with me. He sucked the tip of his thumb one final time and said, “You...” There was a long pause during which Kirk lovingly stroked the mess he’d made. “You... are the pie.”
I don’t hang out with Kadillac Kirk anymore. But he’s still a bachelor, ladies!

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2024.05.21 11:03 therealbobcat23 New nuzlocke idea: The Gymlocke

Just thought of this, so let me know if the idea has already been done or if you think it's cool. There's 2 different ways I could see you doing this, so I'll lay out the 2 different modes.
Normal Mode: So the run begins as normal with you choosing your starter, but you cannot catch any of the pokemon you find. That is until after you beat the first gym you can choose 1 pokemon line from their team and choose to unlock it as a catchable encounter. Now whenever you find that line in the wild you can add it to your team. You do this for every gym and will end the run with 9 total pokemon.
I think this has the option for some real dynamic gameplay as there's several gyms I can think of where there's no correct choice. Do you pick a pokemon you'll have access to now in order to help your run get farther or do you risk it to pick a late game powerhouse? And with such few encounters total, you need to make your choices really count.
Thief Mode: So this would be the same as Normal Mode except, once you beat the gym leader, you can directly add one of their pokemon to your team instead of unlocking it as an encounter, thus "stealing" it. This would be an easier run but still plenty of fun.
This is the part that made me think there may be a similar challenge run out there. I think this would be fun, if maybe a little strong at times. I think you could make it a little more balanced if perhaps if the gym leader has a pokemon the evolves by means you don't have access to yet (i.e. stone or trade with an item) you could use the prevo until you get to where you'd be able to evolve it normally. This would prevent you from team rolling with some powerhouses early on use as Misty's Starmie or Gardenia's Roserade.
Anyways, let me know what y'all think of this nuzlocke idea cuz to me it sounds a lot of fun and I may just do one anyways.

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2024.05.21 10:59 _Triple_ [STORE] 900+ KNIVES/GLOVES/SKINS, 100.000$+ INVENTORY. BFK Lore, Gloves Amphibious, Skeleton Fade, Bowie Emerald, BFK Auto, Gloves MF, Talon Doppler, Gloves POW, Bayo Tiger, Gut Sapphire, Stiletto MF, M9 Ultra, Ursus Doppler, Flip Doppler, M9 Stained, Nomad CW, Paracord CW, AK-47 X-Ray & A Lot More

Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory

Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

All Buyouts are listed in cash value.

KNIVES

★ Butterfly Knife Lore (Factory New), B/O: $7194.77

★ Butterfly Knife Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2025.74

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★ M9 Bayonet Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $557.87

★ M9 Bayonet Stained (Well-Worn), B/O: $529.41

★ M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $465.39

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★ Talon Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $1295.27

★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth (Minimal Wear), B/O: $746.28

★ Karambit Bright Water (Field-Tested), B/O: $688.15

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★ Flip Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $547.93

★ Flip Knife Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $476.69

★ Flip Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $278.18

★ Flip Knife Black Laminate (Well-Worn), B/O: $258.83

★ Flip Knife Urban Masked (Field-Tested), B/O: $181.64

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★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $686.04

★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $665.41

★ Stiletto Knife, B/O: $601.39

★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $418.25

★ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe (Field-Tested), B/O: $227.80

★ Stiletto Knife Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $194.96

★ Stiletto Knife Safari Mesh (Field-Tested), B/O: $192.79

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★ Nomad Knife Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $518.11

★ Nomad Knife Scorched (Field-Tested), B/O: $169.78

★ Nomad Knife Forest DDPAT (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $166.88

★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Blue Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $335.79

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★ Skeleton Knife Stained (Well-Worn), B/O: $442.05

★ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked (Minimal Wear), B/O: $426.24

★ Skeleton Knife Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $314.03

★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Fade (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2361.28

★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked (Field-Tested), B/O: $376.53

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★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $557.12

★ Ursus Knife, B/O: $471.42

★ Ursus Knife Blue Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $212.37

★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $187.66

★ Ursus Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $178.18

★ Ursus Knife Ultraviolet (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $155.13

★ Ursus Knife Boreal Forest (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $124.26

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★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate (Minimal Wear), B/O: $204.83

★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate (Field-Tested), B/O: $184.50

★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Lore (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $224.11

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★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $2142.02

★ Bowie Knife, B/O: $230.44

★ Bowie Knife Damascus Steel (Factory New), B/O: $209.20

★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (Minimal Wear), B/O: $180.51

★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $131.03

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★ Falchion Knife Night (Field-Tested), B/O: $132.54

★ Falchion Knife Urban Masked (Well-Worn), B/O: $112.81

★ Falchion Knife Scorched (Field-Tested), B/O: $108.81

★ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT (Field-Tested), B/O: $107.82

★ Falchion Knife Safari Mesh (Field-Tested), B/O: $107.46

★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $143.08

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★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web (Minimal Wear), B/O: $486.48

★ Paracord Knife Blue Steel (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $163.12

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★ Survival Knife Blue Steel (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $138.26

★ Survival Knife Night Stripe (Field-Tested), B/O: $131.03

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★ Gut Knife Sapphire (Minimal Wear), B/O: $1127.79

★ Gut Knife Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $286.17

★ Gut Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $246.55

★ Gut Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $240.77

★ Gut Knife, B/O: $210.49

★ Gut Knife Lore (Field-Tested), B/O: $194.22

★ Gut Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $151.51

★ Gut Knife Blue Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $124.94

★ Gut Knife Rust Coat (Well-Worn), B/O: $118.99

★ Gut Knife Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear), B/O: $109.80

★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $237.96

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★ Shadow Daggers Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $264.92

★ Shadow Daggers Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $253.03

★ Shadow Daggers Tiger Tooth (Factory New), B/O: $237.22

★ Shadow Daggers Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $153.40

★ Shadow Daggers Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $144.42

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $105.20

★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $150.46

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★ Navaja Knife Fade (Factory New), B/O: $365.99

★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $228.93

★ Navaja Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $227.43

★ Navaja Knife Slaughter (Factory New), B/O: $209.06

★ Navaja Knife, B/O: $203.16

★ Navaja Knife Case Hardened (Well-Worn), B/O: $132.57

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Factory New), B/O: $121.69

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $109.95

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $100.41

★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Fade (Factory New), B/O: $369.01

★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $109.95

GLOVES

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2394.67

★ Sport Gloves Omega (Well-Worn), B/O: $572.33

★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph (Minimal Wear), B/O: $338.88

★ Sport Gloves Big Game (Field-Tested), B/O: $323.66

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★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade (Minimal Wear), B/O: $1652.07

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike (Field-Tested), B/O: $599.14

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (Well-Worn), B/O: $231.57

★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot (Minimal Wear), B/O: $126.21

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★ Moto Gloves POW! (Minimal Wear), B/O: $996.99

★ Moto Gloves POW! (Field-Tested), B/O: $383.31

★ Moto Gloves POW! (Well-Worn), B/O: $276.00

★ Moto Gloves Turtle (Field-Tested), B/O: $180.28

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★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! (Minimal Wear), B/O: $502.29

★ Hand Wraps Giraffe (Minimal Wear), B/O: $180.73

★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $178.32

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★ Driver Gloves Queen Jaguar (Minimal Wear), B/O: $181.01

★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red (Field-Tested), B/O: $101.66

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★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade (Field-Tested), B/O: $127.88

★ Broken Fang Gloves Needle Point (Minimal Wear), B/O: $124.55

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★ Bloodhound Gloves Guerrilla (Minimal Wear), B/O: $127.94

★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (Field-Tested), B/O: $102.55

WEAPONS

AK-47 X-Ray (Well-Worn), B/O: $478.95

AUG Hot Rod (Factory New), B/O: $425.83

StatTrak™ M4A1-S Hyper Beast (Factory New), B/O: $413.95

M4A4 Daybreak (Factory New), B/O: $309.51

StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge (Factory New), B/O: $305.43

AK-47 Case Hardened (Well-Worn), B/O: $196.38

StatTrak™ M4A4 Temukau (Minimal Wear), B/O: $174.64

P90 Run and Hide (Field-Tested), B/O: $167.03

AWP Asiimov (Field-Tested), B/O: $153.33

Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike (Minimal Wear), B/O: $140.00

M4A1-S Printstream (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $124.70

StatTrak™ M4A1-S Golden Coil (Field-Tested), B/O: $117.48

AWP Asiimov (Well-Worn), B/O: $115.97

StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream (Minimal Wear), B/O: $112.96

StatTrak™ AK-47 Asiimov (Minimal Wear), B/O: $110.85

Souvenir M4A1-S Master Piece (Well-Worn), B/O: $102.42

AK-47 Bloodsport (Minimal Wear), B/O: $100.53

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2024.05.21 10:12 IcePopsicleDragon Senua's Saga: Hellblade I Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Senua's Saga: Hellblade II
Platforms:

Xbox Series X/S (May 21, 2024)
PC (May 21, 2024)

Trailers:

Developer: Ninja Theory
Publisher: Xbox Game Studios
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 84 average - 86% recommended - 55 reviews
MetaCritic - 81 average - 34 reviews

Critic Reviews

AltChar - Asmir Kovacevic - 95 / 100

Few games in recent times have been able to do what Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 has done: make me feel so engaged and immersed that I wish the feeling would never stop. It is a game that will keep you in constant awe throughout the playtime with its fantastic and mysterious story, incredible graphic and sound presentation and realistic and brutal combat that will keep you on the edge of your seat the entire time.

But Why Tho? - Mick Abrahamson - 7.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II won’t be for everyone. But if you are looking for a brutal continuation of a fantastic story that feels like you’re actually playing a movie, you’ll have a great time here.

CGMagazine - Justin Wood - 7 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 starts incredibly strong in the first half, but after certain revelations, the story speeds up to a point where the conclusion feels rushed and half-baked.

COGconnected - Mark Steighner - 95 / 100

It has been a very long time since I played a game as assured, polished, and emotionally affecting as Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2.

Cerealkillerz - Steve Brieller - German - 7.9 / 10

If you expect an immersive but not so interactive “game”, Senua’s Saga Hellblade II delivers a short yet intense experience. Ninja Theory has once again skillfully created an impressive atmosphere, as they did in Senua’s Sacrifice. Unfortunately, the issues remain as well: Puzzles and combat are too easy and there is no variety in either. So please keep in mind, that this is more a Hellblade 1.5 than a true sequel.

Checkpoint Gaming - Charlie Kelly - 10 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is well worth the wait and is a serious game of the year contender. Senua's follow-up journey is the best exploration of mental health that we've seen in games to date, using incredibly striking visual imagery, metaphors and immersive soundscapes to have you feel right there next to her. In what has to be the most photo-realistic game of all time, you're guaranteed to be constantly taken by the hero's adventure as you take in the beautiful and often haunting Viking Iceland. Through mud and dirt, blood and bones, Senua and Ninja Theory in turn bare all to you, the player. A masterpiece, benchmark and magnum opus, Hellblade II is crucial storytelling you won't soon forget.

Console Creatures - Patrick Tremblay - Recommended

With Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2, Ninja Theory shows that video games can be more than simple entertainment: they can be profound artistic and emotional explorations, capable of touching and transforming those who play them. This is an unforgettable journey into the heart of Iceland's darkness, where every step of Senua is a step towards self-discovery.

Digital Trends - Tomas Franzese - 4 / 5

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 is a visual stunner for Xbox even if its gameplay isn't too creative.

Echo Boomer - David Fialho - Portuguese - Essential

Ninja Theory has finally delivered the long-awaited and provocative sequel to Hellblade, with one of the most impressive interactive cinematic experiences of the generation, which makes you question what is real and leaves you dreaming of the graphic potential of future games still on current consoles.

Enternity.gr - Christos Chatzisavvas - Greek - 9.5 / 10

With Senua's Saga: Hellblade II, Ninja Theory builds the game it dreamed of, creating a title on a larger scale than any other.

Eurogamer - Johnny Chiodini - 5 / 5

Hellblade 2 continues Senua's story with grace, confidence, surprising brutality and thundering conviction.

GAMES.CH - Olaf Bleich - German - 89%

The game sucks you skin and hair into its fantasy world and creates such an intense bond with the characters and their stories that you want to know at every second how the adventure ends.

Game Informer - Marcus Stewart - 9 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II’s conclusion ends on another strong note, and despite my initial reservations about continuing Senua’s story, I walked away happy to see her conquer new monsters, both literal and metaphorical.

GameSpot - Jess Cogswell - 6 / 10

Hellblade 2 is perhaps the most visually remarkable Xbox title to date, but is ultimately undermined by its emphasis on fidelity over story and gameplay.

GamingTrend - Cassie Peterson - 95 / 100

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a stunning and immersive storytelling experience that really puts the player into the mind of its titular character. It's even more narratively-focused than the first game (not to its detriment), with a bigger emphasis on how Senua sees and interacts with the world around her. The whole experience from start to finish has been beyond memorable.

Generación Xbox - Pedro del Pozo - Spanish - 9.3 / 10

Ninja Theory manages to place Senua in the Olympus of videogames with the most visually and sonorously powerful game we have seen so far. A spectacular, stunning and awe-inspiring journey.

IGN - Tristan Ogilvie - 8 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II is another Viking-worthy feast for the senses that meets the high bar set by its predecessor, even if it never really manages to clear it.

INVEN - Soojin Kim - Korean - 8.5 / 10

The game's high level of immersion makes you want to play it from start to finish in one sitting. With outstanding audiovisual presentation and effects, it gives the feeling that you're playing a movie, not watching it. However, the gameplay elements, such as combat and puzzles, still lack significant meaning, which leads to rather disappoint feelings.

Kakuchopurei - Jonathan Leo - 80 / 100

While the story & gameplay's broad strokes might be familiar, Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2's execution, perspective, and overall production values are just stellar and highlights Ninja Theory's strengths in delivering what it does best: story-heavy cinematic gaming. The characters are fleshed out and well-written, with proper focus on your main character and her turmoils that carry over from the first game, the fighting feels weighty and challenging without being completely frustrating, and the HUD-less approach to presentation is welcome.

Kotaku - Claire Jackson - Unscored

A spellbinding meditation on anguish and compassion, Hellblade II delivers one of the most gripping interactive and sensory experiences of 2024

Merlin'in Kazanı - Murat Oktay - Turkish - 89 / 100

The chaotic story of Senua continues. We set out to take revenge on the Viking raiders who have inflicted devastating losses on the people of Orkney.

Metro GameCentral - GameCentral - 5 / 10

A joyless slog of barely interactive entertainment and a muddled portrayal of mental illness… that just so happens to have the best graphics ever on a video game console.

MondoXbox - Giuseppe Genga - Italian - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a true masterpiece: a deep and highly immersive narrative experience that manages to make us feel all the protagonist's torment within an impressively realistic world. Ninja Theory reveals itself to be one of the most valuable studios in the Xbox stable here, reaching levels of absolute excellence in graphics, audio, narration, and acting. A must-play.

New Game Network - Alex Varankou - 70 / 100

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II keeps the basics intact, and while a strong lead character, great animations, and simple but enjoyable combat continue to deliver, the poor pacing and performance issues prevent this sequel from breaking free of its past.

Nexus Hub - Sam Aberdeen - 8 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is the best-looking game we've ever played - a true visual powerhouse backed by an emotionally charged story and gripping dark fantasy setting, if you can look past some of its shortcomings.

One More Game - Chris Garcia - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 is a triumph in masterful storytelling and impeccable audio design for Ninja Theory. It is an emotionally powerful experience that depicts a sensitive subject that is hardly talked about in the medium.
To achieve this, the game stripped out several features and systems like combat and exploration in favor of a deeper narrative affair. This is not for everyone, but it is something I would encourage everyone to try at least try out.

Oyungezer Online - Onur Kaya - Turkish - 8 / 10

Next gen graphics and presentation is now among us, next gen game design on the other hand, will be running late.

PC Gamer - Robin Valentine - 58 / 100

Despite its greater scale and visual splendour, this sequel fails to escape the shadow of its predecessor with a muddled tale that Senua herself feels out of place in.

PCGamesN - Cheri Faulkner - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 is an impeccable story of coming to terms with trauma and making difficult decisions, punctuated by moments of outstanding beauty and strength.

Pixel Arts - Danial Dehghani - Persian - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 is a stellar example of a sequel done right, building on the elements that made the original a landmark in gaming. It stays true to its roots, prioritizing depth and atmosphere over broad appeal. Fans of the first game will find much to love here, as it remains a unique and compelling experience. However, if the original didn't resonate with you, Hellblade 2 follows a similar path and might not change your mind.

Polygon - Yussef Cole - Unscored

Where the first game felt like a journey of self-discovery, both for Senua and for the player, Hellblade 2 feels more invested in creating the myth of Senua: Senua as legendary giant slayer, as mystical seer touched by the underworld.

Press Start - Brodie Gibbons - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is yet another arresting, artful chapter in an adventure now two games long. Though it might approach iteration with a very safe hand, only going so far as to correct the original's shortcomings, Ninja Theory's clear strengths in story craft, audiovisual design, as well as their care for the dark subject matter manage to shine through brighter than ever before.

Rectify Gaming - Tyler Nienburg - 10 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II emerges as a visual and storytelling masterpiece, and is unquestionably the best-looking game I've witnessed on Xbox Series X since its launch.

Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Rick Lane - Unscored

A more uncompromising version of the first game, Hellblade 2 offers a well told story and immaculate presentation. But it's also even simpler, to the point where it treats interaction like an inconvenience.

SECTOR.sk - Matúš Štrba - Slovak - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is, at its core, a short game, but an excellent one. But it's not for everyone. It's a bloody and often disgusting experience based on strong emotions and immersion in a character that just won't let you go. It's more of an artistic experience than a traditional game.

Saudi Gamer - Arabic - 10 / 10

An exceptionally well realized portrayal of Senua's struggle both real and praying on her fears, with brutal and satisfying combat and puzzles that require you to appreciate the world. It successfully continues what the first game started and improves upon almost every aspect.

Seasoned Gaming - Ainsley Bowden - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga is a journey unlike any other. It's fantastical, evocative, and demonstrative of Ninja Theory being masters of their craft.

Shacknews - TJ Denzer - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 still does incredibly well. The new story is weighty, the audio is exceptional, the scenery is ridiculously dense and rich, and the combat feels intense and impactful in new and interesting ways.

Slant Magazine - Justin Clark - 3.5 / 5

The newest chapter in Senua’s story is powerfully told but feels like it’s missing a few pages.

Spaziogames - Gianluca Arena - Italian - 7.6 / 10

Senua's Saga is as strong as its predecessor, if not more, and delivers both in its storytelling and on the technical side. The gameplay, however, has still a lot of room for improvements and boils down to almost-QTE combat and boring puzzles. An experience more than an actual and so-called video game, but an experience worth living nonetheless.

Stevivor - Jay Ball - 9.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga Hellblade 2 is a video game only on its surface. Scratch that away and you’ll see that it’s a deep, thought-provoking, interactive experience proving games are an art form that demands skill and talent. Ninja Theory should be very proud.

TechRaptor - Robert Scarpinito - 7.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II features intense audio, beautiful graphics, and wonderful camera work, creating a powerful presentation that’s worth experiencing. However, the narrative doesn’t quite stick the landing.

The Escapist - Unscored

Video Review - Quote not available

The Outerhaven Productions - Jordan Andow - 5 / 5

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II sets a new bar for performances and presentation. Combined with smart improvements to gameplay, it is arguably the most cinematic, immersive, story-driven experience we’ve ever seen.

TheSixthAxis - Dominic Leighton - Unscored

Just like its forbear, Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II is an oppressive, powerful and haunting example of the power of video games, and one that sets its own parameters for what a digital experience can be. It is a game that must be experienced, not least because, there’s nothing else quite like it.

Tom's Hardware Italia - Andrea Riviera - Italian - 10 / 10

What Ninja Theory has achieved transcends reality, creating a work that is practically perfect for what it aimed to be: an audiovisual adventure with a strong narrative component. Beyond state-of-the-art graphics and sound that will undoubtedly set a standard in the coming years, what truly astonishes is the maturity with which the team has taken an excellent game like the first Hellblade and molded it into something so qualitatively impressive that it becomes difficult to even describe. This elevates the medium to a new communicative level, capable of evoking emotions and surprising players from start to finish. Experiences like Hellblade 2, which leave a lasting impression on the soul, are few and far between in a generation, and we can only rejoice in seeing how the beautiful artistic vision of the Ninja Theory team has become a reality.

Too Much Gaming - Carlos Hernandez - 5 / 5

Hellblade 2 feels like a living, breathing shapeshifter, manipulating its surroundings around the player with precision and consistency, making it one of the most visually stunning video games of this generation. This is an amazing title that carefully balances its artistic and gaming ambitions, a masterpiece that I encourage any gamer to experience.

TrueAchievements - Sean Carey - 9 / 10

Ninja Theory has created an outstanding sequel with Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2. An unforgettable narrative adventure that is brought to life through impeccable sound design, fantastic visuals, and a story that will stick with you long after the final credits roll. Hellblade 2 is one of the best games Xbox has to offer.

TrueGaming - عمر العمودي - Arabic - 8 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a technical achievement for the gaming industry, the visuals are impressive and realistic in a way we haven't seen before and the audio design is very impressive. The game itself though, we think it could've offered more as puzzles are repetitive and combat is quite limited. However, the storytelling is strong in this chapter of Senua's journey, though it feels heavy and depressing.

VideoGamer - Tom Bardwell - 9 / 10

Though uncomfortably bleak and distressing, Helldivers 2 is something truly special.

WellPlayed - James Wood - 6 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is an achievement in visual fidelity but fails to define itself amid clumsy retreads and unengaging new ideas.

Worth Playing - Chris "Atom" DeAngelus - 7 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a beautiful but ultimately hollow game. The fantastic presentation props up a story that is less personal and engaging than in the first game, and the gameplay feels like an afterthought. It was great to see Senua again and to see her outside of the grief-misery she was enveloped in during the first game, but beyond that, there's not much to Hellblade II. It's a short and less memorable experience that shows off Ninja Theory's visual craft to its fullest - but it achieves little else.

Xbox Achievements - Dan Webb - 90%

While Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2 might not set any new standards with its simplistic gameplay mechanics, from an audio-visual experience standpoint, it's frankly quite a stunning experience. Hellblade 2 is as close to playing the leading role in a big budget movie as you’re likely to get, and Ninja Theory’s continued coverage on the complexities of severe mental health issues deserves to be commended once more. Bravo, Ninja Theory. Bravo.

XboxEra - Jon Clarke - 10 / 10

Despite the backing of a company as large and as well-funded as Microsoft, Ninja Theory have, in my opinion, nurtured their independent spirit and kept it well and truly alive in every facet of Senua's Saga: Hellblade II. It's brutal. It's breath-taking. It's brilliant. If this is “Independent AAA”?
Sign me up for more.

ZdobywcyGier.eu - Bartosz Michalik - Polish - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is undoubtedly one of the best games of this year. Not only does it shine in terms of audio-visual setting, but also in terms of story. The only element that could be considered caveat is at the same time its greatest asset, namely cinematography. Sometimes one gets the impression that the developers, in an effort to achieve the best possible effect, had to make a lot of compromises, which significantly limited the gameplay possibilities. Nevertheless, for a great narrative and immersion, this is something to turn a blind eye to.

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2024.05.21 10:01 Turbostrider27 Senua's Saga: Hellblade II Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Senua's Saga: Hellblade II
Platforms:

Xbox Series X/S (May 21, 2024)
PC (May 21, 2024)

Trailers:

Developer: Ninja Theory
Publisher: Xbox Game Studios
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 84 average - 86% recommended - 55 reviews

Critic Reviews

AltChar - Asmir Kovacevic - 95 / 100

Few games in recent times have been able to do what Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 has done: make me feel so engaged and immersed that I wish the feeling would never stop. It is a game that will keep you in constant awe throughout the playtime with its fantastic and mysterious story, incredible graphic and sound presentation and realistic and brutal combat that will keep you on the edge of your seat the entire time.

But Why Tho? - Mick Abrahamson - 7.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II won’t be for everyone. But if you are looking for a brutal continuation of a fantastic story that feels like you’re actually playing a movie, you’ll have a great time here.

CGMagazine - Justin Wood - 7 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 starts incredibly strong in the first half, but after certain revelations, the story speeds up to a point where the conclusion feels rushed and half-baked.

COGconnected - Mark Steighner - 95 / 100

It has been a very long time since I played a game as assured, polished, and emotionally affecting as Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2.

Cerealkillerz - Steve Brieller - German - 7.9 / 10

If you expect an immersive but not so interactive “game”, Senua’s Saga Hellblade II delivers a short yet intense experience. Ninja Theory has once again skillfully created an impressive atmosphere, as they did in Senua’s Sacrifice. Unfortunately, the issues remain as well: Puzzles and combat are too easy and there is no variety in either. So please keep in mind, that this is more a Hellblade 1.5 than a true sequel.

Checkpoint Gaming - Charlie Kelly - 10 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is well worth the wait and is a serious game of the year contender. Senua's follow-up journey is the best exploration of mental health that we've seen in games to date, using incredibly striking visual imagery, metaphors and immersive soundscapes to have you feel right there next to her. In what has to be the most photo-realistic game of all time, you're guaranteed to be constantly taken by the hero's adventure as you take in the beautiful and often haunting Viking Iceland. Through mud and dirt, blood and bones, Senua and Ninja Theory in turn bare all to you, the player. A masterpiece, benchmark and magnum opus, Hellblade II is crucial storytelling you won't soon forget.

Console Creatures - Patrick Tremblay - Recommended

With Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2, Ninja Theory shows that video games can be more than simple entertainment: they can be profound artistic and emotional explorations, capable of touching and transforming those who play them. This is an unforgettable journey into the heart of Iceland's darkness, where every step of Senua is a step towards self-discovery.

Digital Trends - Tomas Franzese - 4 / 5

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 is a visual stunner for Xbox even if its gameplay isn't too creative.

Echo Boomer - David Fialho - Portuguese - Essential

Ninja Theory has finally delivered the long-awaited and provocative sequel to Hellblade, with one of the most impressive interactive cinematic experiences of the generation, which makes you question what is real and leaves you dreaming of the graphic potential of future games still on current consoles.

Enternity.gr - Christos Chatzisavvas - Greek - 9.5 / 10

With Senua's Saga: Hellblade II, Ninja Theory builds the game it dreamed of, creating a title on a larger scale than any other.

Eurogamer - Johnny Chiodini - 5 / 5

Hellblade 2 continues Senua's story with grace, confidence, surprising brutality and thundering conviction.

GAMES.CH - Olaf Bleich - German - 89%

The game sucks you skin and hair into its fantasy world and creates such an intense bond with the characters and their stories that you want to know at every second how the adventure ends.

Game Informer - Marcus Stewart - 9 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II’s conclusion ends on another strong note, and despite my initial reservations about continuing Senua’s story, I walked away happy to see her conquer new monsters, both literal and metaphorical.

GameSpot - Jess Cogswell - 6 / 10

Hellblade 2 is perhaps the most visually remarkable Xbox title to date, but is ultimately undermined by its emphasis on fidelity over story and gameplay.

GamingTrend - Cassie Peterson - 95 / 100

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a stunning and immersive storytelling experience that really puts the player into the mind of its titular character. It's even more narratively-focused than the first game (not to its detriment), with a bigger emphasis on how Senua sees and interacts with the world around her. The whole experience from start to finish has been beyond memorable.

Generación Xbox - Pedro del Pozo - Spanish - 9.3 / 10

Ninja Theory manages to place Senua in the Olympus of videogames with the most visually and sonorously powerful game we have seen so far. A spectacular, stunning and awe-inspiring journey.

IGN - Tristan Ogilvie - 8 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II is another Viking-worthy feast for the senses that meets the high bar set by its predecessor, even if it never really manages to clear it.

INVEN - Soojin Kim - Korean - 8.5 / 10

The game's high level of immersion makes you want to play it from start to finish in one sitting. With outstanding audiovisual presentation and effects, it gives the feeling that you're playing a movie, not watching it. However, the gameplay elements, such as combat and puzzles, still lack significant meaning, which leads to rather disappoint feelings.

Kakuchopurei - Jonathan Leo - 80 / 100

While the story & gameplay's broad strokes might be familiar, Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2's execution, perspective, and overall production values are just stellar and highlights Ninja Theory's strengths in delivering what it does best: story-heavy cinematic gaming. The characters are fleshed out and well-written, with proper focus on your main character and her turmoils that carry over from the first game, the fighting feels weighty and challenging without being completely frustrating, and the HUD-less approach to presentation is welcome.

Kotaku - Claire Jackson - Unscored

A spellbinding meditation on anguish and compassion, Hellblade II delivers one of the most gripping interactive and sensory experiences of 2024

Merlin'in Kazanı - Murat Oktay - Turkish - 89 / 100

The chaotic story of Senua continues. We set out to take revenge on the Viking raiders who have inflicted devastating losses on the people of Orkney.

Metro GameCentral - GameCentral - 5 / 10

A joyless slog of barely interactive entertainment and a muddled portrayal of mental illness… that just so happens to have the best graphics ever on a video game console.

MondoXbox - Giuseppe Genga - Italian - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a true masterpiece: a deep and highly immersive narrative experience that manages to make us feel all the protagonist's torment within an impressively realistic world. Ninja Theory reveals itself to be one of the most valuable studios in the Xbox stable here, reaching levels of absolute excellence in graphics, audio, narration, and acting. A must-play.

New Game Network - Alex Varankou - 70 / 100

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II keeps the basics intact, and while a strong lead character, great animations, and simple but enjoyable combat continue to deliver, the poor pacing and performance issues prevent this sequel from breaking free of its past.

Nexus Hub - Sam Aberdeen - 8 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is the best-looking game we've ever played - a true visual powerhouse backed by an emotionally charged story and gripping dark fantasy setting, if you can look past some of its shortcomings.

One More Game - Chris Garcia - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 is a triumph in masterful storytelling and impeccable audio design for Ninja Theory. It is an emotionally powerful experience that depicts a sensitive subject that is hardly talked about in the medium.
To achieve this, the game stripped out several features and systems like combat and exploration in favor of a deeper narrative affair. This is not for everyone, but it is something I would encourage everyone to try at least try out.

Oyungezer Online - Onur Kaya - Turkish - 8 / 10

Next gen graphics and presentation is now among us, next gen game design on the other hand, will be running late.

PC Gamer - Robin Valentine - 58 / 100

Despite its greater scale and visual splendour, this sequel fails to escape the shadow of its predecessor with a muddled tale that Senua herself feels out of place in.

PCGamesN - Cheri Faulkner - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 is an impeccable story of coming to terms with trauma and making difficult decisions, punctuated by moments of outstanding beauty and strength.

Pixel Arts - Danial Dehghani - Persian - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 is a stellar example of a sequel done right, building on the elements that made the original a landmark in gaming. It stays true to its roots, prioritizing depth and atmosphere over broad appeal. Fans of the first game will find much to love here, as it remains a unique and compelling experience. However, if the original didn't resonate with you, Hellblade 2 follows a similar path and might not change your mind.

Polygon - Yussef Cole - Unscored

Where the first game felt like a journey of self-discovery, both for Senua and for the player, Hellblade 2 feels more invested in creating the myth of Senua: Senua as legendary giant slayer, as mystical seer touched by the underworld.

Press Start - Brodie Gibbons - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is yet another arresting, artful chapter in an adventure now two games long. Though it might approach iteration with a very safe hand, only going so far as to correct the original's shortcomings, Ninja Theory's clear strengths in story craft, audiovisual design, as well as their care for the dark subject matter manage to shine through brighter than ever before.

Rectify Gaming - Tyler Nienburg - 10 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II emerges as a visual and storytelling masterpiece, and is unquestionably the best-looking game I've witnessed on Xbox Series X since its launch.

Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Rick Lane - Unscored

A more uncompromising version of the first game, Hellblade 2 offers a well told story and immaculate presentation. But it's also even simpler, to the point where it treats interaction like an inconvenience.

SECTOR.sk - Matúš Štrba - Slovak - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is, at its core, a short game, but an excellent one. But it's not for everyone. It's a bloody and often disgusting experience based on strong emotions and immersion in a character that just won't let you go. It's more of an artistic experience than a traditional game.

Saudi Gamer - Arabic - 10 / 10

An exceptionally well realized portrayal of Senua's struggle both real and praying on her fears, with brutal and satisfying combat and puzzles that require you to appreciate the world. It successfully continues what the first game started and improves upon almost every aspect.

Seasoned Gaming - Ainsley Bowden - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga is a journey unlike any other. It's fantastical, evocative, and demonstrative of Ninja Theory being masters of their craft.

Shacknews - TJ Denzer - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 still does incredibly well. The new story is weighty, the audio is exceptional, the scenery is ridiculously dense and rich, and the combat feels intense and impactful in new and interesting ways.

Slant Magazine - Justin Clark - 3.5 / 5

The newest chapter in Senua’s story is powerfully told but feels like it’s missing a few pages.

Spaziogames - Gianluca Arena - Italian - 7.6 / 10

Senua's Saga is as strong as its predecessor, if not more, and delivers both in its storytelling and on the technical side. The gameplay, however, has still a lot of room for improvements and boils down to almost-QTE combat and boring puzzles. An experience more than an actual and so-called video game, but an experience worth living nonetheless.

Stevivor - Jay Ball - 9.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga Hellblade 2 is a video game only on its surface. Scratch that away and you’ll see that it’s a deep, thought-provoking, interactive experience proving games are an art form that demands skill and talent. Ninja Theory should be very proud.

TechRaptor - Robert Scarpinito - 7.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II features intense audio, beautiful graphics, and wonderful camera work, creating a powerful presentation that’s worth experiencing. However, the narrative doesn’t quite stick the landing.

The Escapist - Unscored

Video Review - Quote not available

The Outerhaven Productions - Jordan Andow - 5 / 5

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II sets a new bar for performances and presentation. Combined with smart improvements to gameplay, it is arguably the most cinematic, immersive, story-driven experience we’ve ever seen.

TheSixthAxis - Dominic Leighton - Unscored

Just like its forbear, Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II is an oppressive, powerful and haunting example of the power of video games, and one that sets its own parameters for what a digital experience can be. It is a game that must be experienced, not least because, there’s nothing else quite like it.

Tom's Hardware Italia - Andrea Riviera - Italian - 10 / 10

What Ninja Theory has achieved transcends reality, creating a work that is practically perfect for what it aimed to be: an audiovisual adventure with a strong narrative component. Beyond state-of-the-art graphics and sound that will undoubtedly set a standard in the coming years, what truly astonishes is the maturity with which the team has taken an excellent game like the first Hellblade and molded it into something so qualitatively impressive that it becomes difficult to even describe. This elevates the medium to a new communicative level, capable of evoking emotions and surprising players from start to finish. Experiences like Hellblade 2, which leave a lasting impression on the soul, are few and far between in a generation, and we can only rejoice in seeing how the beautiful artistic vision of the Ninja Theory team has become a reality.

Too Much Gaming - Carlos Hernandez - 5 / 5

Hellblade 2 feels like a living, breathing shapeshifter, manipulating its surroundings around the player with precision and consistency, making it one of the most visually stunning video games of this generation. This is an amazing title that carefully balances its artistic and gaming ambitions, a masterpiece that I encourage any gamer to experience.

TrueAchievements - Sean Carey - 9 / 10

Ninja Theory has created an outstanding sequel with Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2. An unforgettable narrative adventure that is brought to life through impeccable sound design, fantastic visuals, and a story that will stick with you long after the final credits roll. Hellblade 2 is one of the best games Xbox has to offer.

TrueGaming - عمر العمودي - Arabic - 8 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a technical achievement for the gaming industry, the visuals are impressive and realistic in a way we haven't seen before and the audio design is very impressive. The game itself though, we think it could've offered more as puzzles are repetitive and combat is quite limited. However, the storytelling is strong in this chapter of Senua's journey, though it feels heavy and depressing.

VideoGamer - Tom Bardwell - 9 / 10

Though uncomfortably bleak and distressing, Helldivers 2 is something truly special.

WellPlayed - James Wood - 6 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is an achievement in visual fidelity but fails to define itself amid clumsy retreads and unengaging new ideas.

Worth Playing - Chris "Atom" DeAngelus - 7 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a beautiful but ultimately hollow game. The fantastic presentation props up a story that is less personal and engaging than in the first game, and the gameplay feels like an afterthought. It was great to see Senua again and to see her outside of the grief-misery she was enveloped in during the first game, but beyond that, there's not much to Hellblade II. It's a short and less memorable experience that shows off Ninja Theory's visual craft to its fullest - but it achieves little else.

Xbox Achievements - Dan Webb - 90%

While Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2 might not set any new standards with its simplistic gameplay mechanics, from an audio-visual experience standpoint, it's frankly quite a stunning experience. Hellblade 2 is as close to playing the leading role in a big budget movie as you’re likely to get, and Ninja Theory’s continued coverage on the complexities of severe mental health issues deserves to be commended once more. Bravo, Ninja Theory. Bravo.

XboxEra - Jon Clarke - 10 / 10

Despite the backing of a company as large and as well-funded as Microsoft, Ninja Theory have, in my opinion, nurtured their independent spirit and kept it well and truly alive in every facet of Senua's Saga: Hellblade II. It's brutal. It's breath-taking. It's brilliant. If this is “Independent AAA”?
Sign me up for more.

ZdobywcyGier.eu - Bartosz Michalik - Polish - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is undoubtedly one of the best games of this year. Not only does it shine in terms of audio-visual setting, but also in terms of story. The only element that could be considered caveat is at the same time its greatest asset, namely cinematography. Sometimes one gets the impression that the developers, in an effort to achieve the best possible effect, had to make a lot of compromises, which significantly limited the gameplay possibilities. Nevertheless, for a great narrative and immersion, this is something to turn a blind eye to.

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2024.05.21 09:30 Xbox-Moderator Senua's Saga: Hellblade II - Review Thread

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Game Title: Senua's Saga: Hellblade II
Platforms:

Xbox Series X/S (May 21, 2024)
PC (May 21, 2024)

Trailers:

Developer: Ninja Theory
Publisher: Xbox Game Studios
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 83 average - 85% recommended - 65 reviews

Critic Reviews

AltChar - Asmir Kovacevic - 95 / 100

Few games in recent times have been able to do what Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 has done: make me feel so engaged and immersed that I wish the feeling would never stop. It is a game that will keep you in constant awe throughout the playtime with its fantastic and mysterious story, incredible graphic and sound presentation and realistic and brutal combat that will keep you on the edge of your seat the entire time.

But Why Tho? - Mick Abrahamson - 7.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II won’t be for everyone. But if you are looking for a brutal continuation of a fantastic story that feels like you’re actually playing a movie, you’ll have a great time here.

CGMagazine - Justin Wood - 7 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 starts incredibly strong in the first half, but after certain revelations, the story speeds up to a point where the conclusion feels rushed and half-baked.

COGconnected - Mark Steighner - 95 / 100

It has been a very long time since I played a game as assured, polished, and emotionally affecting as Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2.

Cerealkillerz - Steve Brieller - German - 7.9 / 10

If you expect an immersive but not so interactive “game”, Senua’s Saga Hellblade II delivers a short yet intense experience. Ninja Theory has once again skillfully created an impressive atmosphere, as they did in Senua’s Sacrifice. Unfortunately, the issues remain as well: Puzzles and combat are too easy and there is no variety in either. So please keep in mind, that this is more a Hellblade 1.5 than a true sequel.

Checkpoint Gaming - Charlie Kelly - 10 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is well worth the wait and is a serious game of the year contender. Senua's follow-up journey is the best exploration of mental health that we've seen in games to date, using incredibly striking visual imagery, metaphors and immersive soundscapes to have you feel right there next to her. In what has to be the most photo-realistic game of all time, you're guaranteed to be constantly taken by the hero's adventure as you take in the beautiful and often haunting Viking Iceland. Through mud and dirt, blood and bones, Senua and Ninja Theory in turn bare all to you, the player. A masterpiece, benchmark and magnum opus, Hellblade II is crucial storytelling you won't soon forget.

Console Creatures - Patrick Tremblay - Recommended

With Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2, Ninja Theory shows that video games can be more than simple entertainment: they can be profound artistic and emotional explorations, capable of touching and transforming those who play them. This is an unforgettable journey into the heart of Iceland's darkness, where every step of Senua is a step towards self-discovery.

Digital Trends - Tomas Franzese - 4 / 5

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 is a visual stunner for Xbox even if its gameplay isn't too creative.

Eurogamer - Johnny Chiodini - 5 / 5

Hellblade 2 continues Senua's story with grace, confidence, surprising brutality and thundering conviction.

Game Informer - Marcus Stewart - 9 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II’s conclusion ends on another strong note, and despite my initial reservations about continuing Senua’s story, I walked away happy to see her conquer new monsters, both literal and metaphorical.

Game Rant - Anthony Taormina - 4 / 5

There is simply nothing else like Hellblade 2 on the market and that alone kept me enthralled the whole way through. Its pared-down elements might not be mechanically complex, but they give the story a momentum that makes it hard to put down. Ninja Theory tackles themes that are challenging and not often seen in games, with a backdrop that vacillates between the epic and the intimate. It's approach doesn't have widespread appeal, but Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2 is as close to an interactive movie as we’ve seen yet.

GameSpot - Jess Cogswell - 6 / 10

Hellblade 2 is perhaps the most visually remarkable Xbox title to date, but is ultimately undermined by its emphasis on fidelity over story and gameplay.

GamingTrend - Cassie Peterson - 95 / 100

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a stunning and immersive storytelling experience that really puts the player into the mind of its titular character. It's even more narratively-focused than the first game (not to its detriment), with a bigger emphasis on how Senua sees and interacts with the world around her. The whole experience from start to finish has been beyond memorable.

Generación Xbox - Pedro del Pozo - Spanish - 9.3 / 10

Ninja Theory manages to place Senua in the Olympus of videogames with the most visually and sonorously powerful game we have seen so far. A spectacular, stunning and awe-inspiring journey.

IGN - Tristan Ogilvie - 8 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II is another Viking-worthy feast for the senses that meets the high bar set by its predecessor, even if it never really manages to clear it.

Kotaku - Claire Jackson - Unscored

A spellbinding meditation on anguish and compassion, Hellblade II delivers one of the most gripping interactive and sensory experiences of 2024

MondoXbox - Giuseppe Genga - Italian - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a true masterpiece: a deep and highly immersive narrative experience that manages to make us feel all the protagonist's torment within an impressively realistic world. Ninja Theory reveals itself to be one of the most valuable studios in the Xbox stable here, reaching levels of absolute excellence in graphics, audio, narration, and acting. A must-play.

New Game Network - Alex Varankou - 70 / 100

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II keeps the basics intact, and while a strong lead character, great animations, and simple but enjoyable combat continue to deliver, the poor pacing and performance issues prevent this sequel from breaking free of its past.

Nexus Hub - Sam Aberdeen - 8 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is the best-looking game we've ever played - a true visual powerhouse backed by an emotionally charged story and gripping dark fantasy setting, if you can look past some of its shortcomings.

PC Gamer - Robin Valentine - 58 / 100

Despite its greater scale and visual splendour, this sequel fails to escape the shadow of its predecessor with a muddled tale that Senua herself feels out of place in.

PCGamesN - Cheri Faulkner - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2 is an impeccable story of coming to terms with trauma and making difficult decisions, punctuated by moments of outstanding beauty and strength.

Pixel Arts - Danial Dehghani - Persian - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 is a stellar example of a sequel done right, building on the elements that made the original a landmark in gaming. It stays true to its roots, prioritizing depth and atmosphere over broad appeal. Fans of the first game will find much to love here, as it remains a unique and compelling experience. However, if the original didn't resonate with you, Hellblade 2 follows a similar path and might not change your mind.

Polygon - Yussef Cole - Unscored

Where the first game felt like a journey of self-discovery, both for Senua and for the player, Hellblade 2 feels more invested in creating the myth of Senua: Senua as legendary giant slayer, as mystical seer touched by the underworld.

Press Start - Brodie Gibbons - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is yet another arresting, artful chapter in an adventure now two games long. Though it might approach iteration with a very safe hand, only going so far as to correct the original's shortcomings, Ninja Theory's clear strengths in story craft, audiovisual design, as well as their care for the dark subject matter manage to shine through brighter than ever before.

Rectify Gaming - Tyler Nienburg - 10 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II emerges as a visual and storytelling masterpiece, and is unquestionably the best-looking game I've witnessed on Xbox Series X since its launch.

Rock, Paper, Shotgun - Rick Lane - Unscored

A more uncompromising version of the first game, Hellblade 2 offers a well told story and immaculate presentation. But it's also even simpler, to the point where it treats interaction like an inconvenience.

SECTOR.sk - Matúš Štrba - Slovak - 9.5 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is, at its core, a short game, but an excellent one. But it's not for everyone. It's a bloody and often disgusting experience based on strong emotions and immersion in a character that just won't let you go. It's more of an artistic experience than a traditional game.

Saudi Gamer - Arabic - 10 / 10

An exceptionally well realized portrayal of Senua's struggle both real and praying on her fears, with brutal and satisfying combat and puzzles that require you to appreciate the world. It successfully continues what the first game started and improves upon almost every aspect.

Seasoned Gaming - Ainsley Bowden - 9 / 10

Senua's Saga is a journey unlike any other. It's fantastical, evocative, and demonstrative of Ninja Theory being masters of their craft.

Shacknews - TJ Denzer - 9 / 10

Hellblade 2 still does incredibly well. The new story is weighty, the audio is exceptional, the scenery is ridiculously dense and rich, and the combat feels intense and impactful in new and interesting ways.

Slant Magazine - Justin Clark - 3.5 / 5

The newest chapter in Senua’s story is powerfully told but feels like it’s missing a few pages.

Spaziogames - Gianluca Arena - Italian - 7.6 / 10

Senua's Saga is as strong as its predecessor, if not more, and delivers both in its storytelling and on the technical side. The gameplay, however, has still a lot of room for improvements and boils down to almost-QTE combat and boring puzzles. An experience more than an actual and so-called video game, but an experience worth living nonetheless.

Stevivor - Jay Ball - 9.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga Hellblade 2 is a video game only on its surface. Scratch that away and you’ll see that it’s a deep, thought-provoking, interactive experience proving games are an art form that demands skill and talent. Ninja Theory should be very proud.

TechRaptor - Robert Scarpinito - 7.5 / 10

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II features intense audio, beautiful graphics, and wonderful camera work, creating a powerful presentation that’s worth experiencing. However, the narrative doesn’t quite stick the landing.

TheSixthAxis - Dominic Leighton - Unscored

Just like its forbear, Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II is an oppressive, powerful and haunting example of the power of video games, and one that sets its own parameters for what a digital experience can be. It is a game that must be experienced, not least because, there’s nothing else quite like it.

Tom's Hardware Italia - Andrea Riviera - Italian - 10 / 10

What Ninja Theory has achieved transcends reality, creating a work that is practically perfect for what it aimed to be: an audiovisual adventure with a strong narrative component. Beyond state-of-the-art graphics and sound that will undoubtedly set a standard in the coming years, what truly astonishes is the maturity with which the team has taken an excellent game like the first Hellblade and molded it into something so qualitatively impressive that it becomes difficult to even describe. This elevates the medium to a new communicative level, capable of evoking emotions and surprising players from start to finish. Experiences like Hellblade 2, which leave a lasting impression on the soul, are few and far between in a generation, and we can only rejoice in seeing how the beautiful artistic vision of the Ninja Theory team has become a reality.

Too Much Gaming - Carlos Hernandez - 5 / 5

Hellblade 2 feels like a living, breathing shapeshifter, manipulating its surroundings around the player with precision and consistency, making it one of the most visually stunning video games of this generation. This is an amazing title that carefully balances its artistic and gaming ambitions, a masterpiece that I encourage any gamer to experience.

TrueAchievements - Sean Carey - 9 / 10

Ninja Theory has created an outstanding sequel with Senua's Saga: Hellblade 2. An unforgettable narrative adventure that is brought to life through impeccable sound design, fantastic visuals, and a story that will stick with you long after the final credits roll. Hellblade 2 is one of the best games Xbox has to offer.

TrueGaming - عمر العمودي - Arabic - 8 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a technical achievement for the gaming industry, the visuals are impressive and realistic in a way we haven't seen before and the audio design is very impressive. The game itself though, we think it could've offered more as puzzles are repetitive and combat is quite limited. However, the storytelling is strong in this chapter of Senua's journey, though it feels heavy and depressing.

WellPlayed - James Wood - 6 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is an achievement in visual fidelity but fails to define itself amid clumsy retreads and unengaging new ideas.

Windows Central - Zachary Boddy - 4.5 / 5

A game like Senua's Saga: Hellblade II can only be the result of years of passion and talent, captivating you with its unbelievable visuals, impeccable audio design, and powerful thought-provoking narrative. It's a veritable masterpiece, but it's just shy of perfection thanks to an average PC port and some minor criticisms.

Worth Playing - Chris "Atom" DeAngelus - 7 / 10

Senua's Saga: Hellblade II is a beautiful but ultimately hollow game. The fantastic presentation props up a story that is less personal and engaging than in the first game, and the gameplay feels like an afterthought. It was great to see Senua again and to see her outside of the grief-misery she was enveloped in during the first game, but beyond that, there's not much to Hellblade II. It's a short and less memorable experience that shows off Ninja Theory's visual craft to its fullest - but it achieves little else.

Xbox Achievements - Dan Webb - 90%

While Senua’s Saga: Hellblade 2 might not set any new standards with its simplistic gameplay mechanics, from an audio-visual experience standpoint, it's frankly quite a stunning experience. Hellblade 2 is as close to playing the leading role in a big budget movie as you’re likely to get, and Ninja Theory’s continued coverage on the complexities of severe mental health issues deserves to be commended once more. Bravo, Ninja Theory. Bravo.

XboxEra - Jon Clarke - 10 / 10

Despite the backing of a company as large and as well-funded as Microsoft, Ninja Theory have, in my opinion, nurtured their independent spirit and kept it well and truly alive in every facet of Senua's Saga: Hellblade II. It's brutal. It's breath-taking. It's brilliant. If this is “Independent AAA”?

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2024.05.21 09:27 crimson_dovah Legacy

Hey all!
Quick question before I go to bed.
Arctic Monkeys have a varied sound. They went from Garage Rock to Post Punk and then from Alt Rock to Space Synth Rock and now they’re sorta lounge and maybe soft rock?
Where do you see them in 10 or 20 years? Will they stay groovy and slick like the Rolling Stones have or is Alex gonna be singing ballads about summer out of a rocking chair wearing fuzzy slippers and smoking a pipe until he dies?
What genres could you see them exploring? Maybe a soft prog/ synth album? I know Alex says he doesn’t get inspired much by guitars anymore but what do you think? Could the monkeys release a Country Rap album or Blackened Death Metal album?
Anyways, goodnight reddit.

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2024.05.21 09:15 Significant-Tower146 Best Cold Steel Edc

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Get ready to explore the world of everyday carry (EDC) tools with a twist. In our latest roundup, we delve into the rugged and versatile realm of Cold Steel EDC products. From sleek knives to sturdy multitools, this article will take you on a journey of discovering the perfect EDC items that can handle any situation life throws your way.

The Top 19 Best Cold Steel Edc

Cold Steel Recon Tanto SK-5 Biker Knife with Secure-Ex Sheath - Experience the unrivaled sharpness and durability of the Cold Steel Recon Tanto SK-5, a combat-proven fixed blade preferred by special military units and SWAT teams worldwide.
Dependable Tanto SAS Knife with Polypropylene Handle - The Cold Steel GI Tanto 80PGTK is a versatile, budget-friendly tactical knife designed for survival and self-defense situations, featuring a broad blade, integral guard, and a balanced design for throwing or conversion into a spear.
SK-5 High Carbon Cold Steel - Chaos Double Edge Knife - The Cold Steel Chaos Double Edge Tactical Fixed Blade offers a perfect blend of nostalgic design and modern features, making it a must-have for today's warriors in a concealed carry knife.
Classic Cold Steel Tanto Point Boot Knife - Embrace the might of the Cold Steel Kobun, a lightweight and resilient Tanto styled boot knife with an AUS-8A blade, Kraton handle, and Kydex sheath, perfect for soldier-like adventures.
Compact Fixed Blade Knife with Black Handle - Experience the outstanding performance of a compact, lightweight, yet durable Cold Steel 49LCKD SRK Fixed Blade, perfect for everyday use and ideal for those seeking a low-profile option in a secure Secure-Ex sheath.
San MAI Recon Tanto Sas Knife - High-Quality VG-10 Stainless Steel Blade with Kray-Ex Handle - Unleash cutting prowess with Cold Steel's San MAI Recon Tanto, a masterpiece crafted for professional use with remarkable durability and unbeatable performance.
Affordable and Portable Secure-Ex Neck Sheath Knife - Hide Out by Cold Steel - A lightweight, sharp, and durable neck knife designed with a versatile handle and convenient sheath for ultimate security and comfort.
Gentleman's Stockman Folding Knife for Everyday Use - Stylish and versatile, the Cold Steel Gentleman's Stockman Folding Knife boasts a mirror finish 8Cr13MoV stainless steel, yellow bone handle, and a range of blade types, making it the ultimate badass pocket knife for any gentleman.
Compact and lightweight Cold Steel Peace Maker II knife - Experience exceptional versatility and comfort with the Cold Steel Peace Maker II - a discreetly carried, lightweight belt knife suitable for hunting, fishing, and self-defense.
Slim and Effective Steel Surveillance Knife for Self-Defense - Cold Steel Secret Edge 11SDT Knife: A slim, featherweight, and highly effective neck knife, inspired by the ancient Scottish skean dhu, with a flat-ground AUS 8A stainless blade and secure-ex sheath for reliable retention and swift access.
Cold Steel FGX Cat Tanto: Sleek and Impervious Serrated Knife - The Cold Steel FGX Cat Tanto, a stealthy and durable addition to the Nightshade series, offers a lightweight, versatile solution for self-defense and survival situations, making it a must-have for those seeking ultimate protection.
VG-1 San Mai 3 Stainless Steel Cold Steel Oss Hunting Knife with Kray-Ex Handle - Experience unparalleled performance and durability with the Cold Steel Master Hunter - the ultimate American-made hunting knife, praised by top hunters worldwide.
Highly Durable Cold Steel Bushman Knife for Survival Needs - Experience unparalleled strength and versatility with the Cold Steel Bushman Knife, an expertly crafted survival tool with a 10.1 oz steel blade and customizable handle options for ultimate efficiency and reach.
Lightweight Miniature Cold Steel Super Edge Knife - A tiny yet mighty blade, the Cold Steel Super Edge combines a rugged design, versatile functions, and comfort to create the ultimate all-in-one knife without weighing you down.
Cold Steel OSS Knife: Efficient Field Tool with Japanese AUS8A Stainless Steel Blade - The Cold Steel 39LSSS OSI Tactical Gear is a perfectly balanced, ultra-sharp single-edged knife capable of handling any field task with a thin, hollow ground Japanese AUS 8A Stainless Steel blade – all packaged in a Secure-Ex sheath for added safety.
Cold Steel Urban Pal: Lightweight Urban Survival Knife for Security in Today's World - Survive and thrive in the urban jungle with the Cold Steel Urban Pal, featuring a strong AUS-8A stainless steel blade, Kraton handle for optimal grip, and Secure-Ex molded sheath, perfect for self-defense or everyday carry.
Sleek and Lightweight Tanto Pocket Knife: A Versatile Neck Knife by Cold Steel - The Cold Steel Tanto Spike offers comfort, strength, and concealability all in one lightweight, razor-sharp pocket knife perfect for everyday carry!
High-Quality Cpm-3V Carbon Steel Drop Forged Survivalist Knife (Stonewash Finish) - Experience top-notch quality and durability with the Cold Steel 3V Master Hunter Stone Wash Finish, boasting an expanded CPM-3V High Carbon Steel blade and expert craftsmanship, all packed securely in an integrated case.
Cold Steel Master Tanto Fixed Blade Knife with Kraton Handle - The Cold Steel Master Tanto 3V is a striking and durable fixed blade knife with a Tanto-style blade and a comfortable Kraton oval handle, making it an unbeatable choice for all your cutting needs.

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Reviews

🔗Cold Steel Recon Tanto SK-5 Biker Knife with Secure-Ex Sheath

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I recently tried the Cold Steel Recon Tanto SK-5, and I must say, I was truly impressed by this knife. The blade material, SK-5 carbon stainless steel, provided a smooth cut and the razor-sharp edge was exceptional. The handle, made of Kraton, was both comfortable and grippy in my hand.
One of the standout features of this knife was its balance. It felt well-proportioned and easy to maneuver, making it a great choice for various tasks, from camping to self-defense. The blade thickness of 5mm added an extra layer of confidence when performing deeper cuts.
While the blade material is rust-resistant, the black Tuff-Ex finish on the blade did scratch off quite easily. However, this did not affect the knife's performance or durability. The weight of the knife, at 250 grams, made it a suitable everyday carry, providing a mix of portability and power.
Overall, the Cold Steel Recon Tanto SK-5 is a high-quality knife with a durable design and a smooth, sharp edge. It's an excellent choice for those seeking a reliable and versatile fixed blade for their everyday needs or even the most challenging outdoor situations.

🔗Dependable Tanto SAS Knife with Polypropylene Handle

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The Cold Steel GI Tanto 80PGTK is a versatile, well-rounded tactical knife that has become a staple for many outdoor enthusiasts and survivalists. Its broad blade and integrated guard design provide a solid grip, while the Polypropylene handle scales offer a comfortable and durable hold.
I've had the pleasure of using this knife in various situations, from camping trips to survival drills, and it has never let me down. The 1055 carbon steel ensures a strong, rugged construction that holds up well against rust and harsh conditions. The spring-tempered steel provides an excellent balance between strength and flexibility, allowing the blade to withstand the most demanding tasks without compromising its performance.
One of the standout features of the GI Tanto is its versatility - it can be easily converted into a spear in a pinch, simply by removing the handle scales and attaching the blade to a suitable wooden shaft. This adaptability makes it an invaluable addition to any survival kit or bug-out bag.
However, no product is without its drawbacks, and the GI Tanto is no exception. While its sturdy construction ensures a long lifespan, handling it for extended periods can be tiring due to its substantial weight. Additionally, the knife's size makes it less practical for everyday carry or more discreet situations.
Price-wise, the GI Tanto is a steal, offering a fantastic value for its quality and features. It's affordable enough to stock up on multiple copies for personal use or as gifts for friends and family.
In summary, the Cold Steel GI Tanto 80PGTK is a robust, versatile, and dependable tactical knife that has earned its reputation among outdoor enthusiasts and survivalists alike. Its few drawbacks are outweighed by its numerous benefits, making it a great choice for anyone looking for a durable and versatile blade for their adventures.

🔗SK-5 High Carbon Cold Steel - Chaos Double Edge Knife

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One day, I found myself in a situation where I needed a reliable and sturdy knife. After a quick research, I stumbled upon the Cold Steel Chaos, a double-edge fixed blade inspired by the classic trench knives from both World Wars. This knife was designed for modern-day warriors, offering both security and comfort while holding it.
Upon holding the knife, the unique D-ring guard made of reinforced 6061 aluminum caught my attention. It allowed me to grip the knife securely, while also protecting my hand from incoming attacks and damage. The 1055 carbon steel pommel was tapered for punyo or butt-strikes, making it perfect to defend myself in a life-threatening scenario.
The 7.5-inch SK-5 high carbon blade was available in either double-edge or tanto blade shapes. I opted for the double-edge, as I believed it would provide a more efficient cutting and striking experience. The black Tuff-Ex coating on the blade enhanced corrosion resistance and improved cutting power by reducing friction.
The handle, made of 6061 T6 aircraft-grade aluminum, felt solid and secure in my hand. It accommodated a wide range of hand sizes, including mine with average-sized hands. The knife came with a tough Secure-Ex sheath, equipped with a belt loop for dependable and versatile carry.
My experience with the Cold Steel Chaos double-edge blade was nothing short of impressive. It offered a perfect balance between form and function in a sleek design. Although it was a bit heavy compared to other knives, its weight contributed to its strength and effectiveness. The knife was sharp, sturdy, and ready for action at all times, making it an excellent addition to my daily life and adventures.

🔗Classic Cold Steel Tanto Point Boot Knife

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As someone who often finds themselves in need of a reliable blade for everyday use, I've had the pleasure of testing out the Cold Steel Kobun. This lightweight Tanto styled boot knife is definitely a handy addition to have on hand. I was instantly impressed by its sharp, reinforced point that contrasts with the thin blades commonly found in other boots knives.
One feature that stood out to me was the Kobun's deeply checkered Kraton handle. It offers an excellent grip, making the knife more secure in the hand. The cross section of the handle is also surprisingly thin, while still providing enough thickness to resist turning or shifting.
Another notable aspect of the Kobun is that it comes complete with a Secure-Ex sheath. This sturdy sheath makes it easy to attach the knife securely to your belt, ensuring that it remains easily accessible whenever you need it.
However, there was one downside that I discovered while using the Kobun. The default clip that was included with the knife was quite weak and didn't hold up well to everyday wear. I had to replace it with a Blade-Tech brand Tek-Lok belt attachment in order to ensure a more secure and reliable attachment to my belt.
Overall, the Cold Steel Kobun has been a reliable and versatile companion during my everyday activities. I would highly recommend it to anyone in need of a durable and efficient boot knife for both personal and practical use.

🔗Compact Fixed Blade Knife with Black Handle

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I recently got my hands on a Cold Steel SRK Compact fixed blade knife, and let me tell you, it's a game-changer for those seeking a reliable and stylish companion while on outdoor adventures. The knife features a compact handle & blade made of Kray-Ex & SK5, measuring in at just 12.5 cm (5 inches). Weighing only 145 grams, it's remarkably lightweight and effortless to carry around.
One thing that struck me is the sturdy Secure-Ex sheath it comes with – it's a fantastic addition! However, I did notice a few minor drawbacks. Firstly, the blade edges seemed a bit too uneven for my liking. Secondly, I'm not a big fan of the flex hanger option, but that's just personal preference.
Overall, I believe that the Cold Steel SRK Compact is a fantastic choice for outdoor enthusiasts. It's light, easy to carry, and offers great performance. Just make sure to sharpen it properly and maintain it well to enjoy its full potential.

🔗San MAI Recon Tanto Sas Knife - High-Quality VG-10 Stainless Steel Blade with Kray-Ex Handle

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I've been using the Cold Steel San MAI Recon Tanto as my daily pocket knife for the past few months, and I must say, it's a fantastic blade. The handle is made of Black Kray-Ex, providing a solid grip with no rolling or twisting in the hand, even under heavy use. The knife measures 11.75 inches overall, with a blade length of 17.9 cm, making it perfect for various tasks.
One of the most impressive features of this Tanto is its blade, made of VG-10 San Mai Stainless Steel. The deep lustrous satin finish on the hollow ground blade bevels and the contrasting line grain finish on the blade flats emphasize the knife's unique appearance. The blade is razor sharp, and I haven't needed much maintenance, even after some heavy use.
Although it's not a "do-it-all" knife, the Cold Steel San MAI Recon Tanto is a great medium-sized Tanto. It's been through some rough use, and I'm glad to say it held up well. The knife comes with a thick, high-quality Secure-Ex sheath that has given me years of hard service, keeping my Tanto at my side. Overall, I highly recommend the Cold Steel San MAI Recon Tanto for its cutting capability, durability, and affordable price.

🔗Affordable and Portable Secure-Ex Neck Sheath Knife

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The Cold Steel 49NDE Hide Out is a versatile neck knife that I've been using daily for a while now and it has never failed to impress. One of the features that stood out to me is its lightweight design, weighing only 1.9oz. It's perfect for those who want a discreet yet effective self-defense tool. The blade is made of Japanese Aus 8A Stainless Steel, giving it an impressive edge sharpness and durability. The double-edged blade is Scandi ground, ensuring a strong and sharp tip, which is especially useful when you need it most.
The Hide Out's handle is made of Kray-Ex, a weather-proof material that provides a great grip and security, even when your hands are wet. It's thin and flat, designed to give me a superior purchase on such a small, lightweight knife. The Secure-Ex sheath and bead chain lanyard make it easy to wear and carry around all day, while the knife itself remains concealed.
However, there are a few drawbacks I've noticed. The AUS 8 steel can rust if not properly maintained, especially if you're using it as a neck knife. The blade scratches easily, making it less visually appealing over time. The bead chain necklace is quite stiff and can sometimes catch on clothes or other objects, making it slightly uncomfortable. Despite these minor issues, I've found the Cold Steel 49NDE Hide Out to be a reliable and effective neck knife that's perfect for those who need a reliable self-defense tool.

🔗Gentleman's Stockman Folding Knife for Everyday Use

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This Cold Steel Gentleman's Stockman Folding Knife is more than just a handy tool, it's a statement piece that exudes a sense of style and sophistication. The mirror finish 8Cr13MoV stainless steel clip, sheepsfoot, and spey blades are perfect for every day use, while the yellow smooth bone handle adds a touch of luxury to its practicality.
One of the highlights of this knife is the nickel silver bolster, which not only makes it sturdy but also adds to its aesthetic appeal. The clam-packed packaging ensures its safe arrival, and the knife being made in Taiwan only adds to its allure.
Despite its seemingly perfect qualities, the knife does have a drawback - it's made in China. However, it doesn't affect the overall functionality and durability of the product. Overall, this Cold Steel Gentleman's Stockman Folding Knife is a must-have for anyone who appreciates both style and functionality.

🔗Compact and lightweight Cold Steel Peace Maker II knife

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I've been using the Cold Steel Peace Maker II for a few weeks now, and I must say, it's a game-changer. The knife is incredibly lightweight, making it perfect for daily carry. I've been using it for a variety of tasks, from opening boxes to trimming small branches, and it's handled every job with ease.
One of the standout features is the Scandi ground blade, which is incredibly easy to resharpen. The unique compound ground clip point provides a stiff distal tapered point capable of piercing thick targets without compromising precious cutting power.
The ergonomic handle design is another plus, with a thin, rectangular shape and subtle contouring. The palm swell and double quillon guard offer both comfort and protection. The knife also comes with a secure-ex sheath, which is cut and stab-resistant and impervious to the elements. The sheath attachment is sturdy and won't come loose, even during strenuous activities.
However, the blade does require frequent sharpening due to its soft steel composition. But considering the product's affordability, it's a small price to pay for the versatility and convenience it offers. The Peace Maker II is a reliable, multifunctional knife that's perfect for those who need a reliable and versatile cutting tool.

🔗Slim and Effective Steel Surveillance Knife for Self-Defense

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Recently, I've been trying out the Cold Steel Secret Edge 11SDT Knife, and let me tell you, it's been a game-changer. This sleek little thing, perfect for self-defense, fits conveniently under any clothing, making it the ideal secret weapon (if you can keep it that way! ). It's so lightweight, you'll barely notice the half-pound heft, and the 4-inch blade is sharp as a tack – if you're not paying close attention, the edges might leave you astounded, your friends and family, that is.
Now, we all know that sharpness can sometimes come at a cost - durability. However, this knife's AUS 8A stainless steel blade seems to handle it all, remaining steady even after some of my more intense activities. The flat ground design does wonders against whatever material it clashes with.
The Secret Edge also includes a Secure-Ex sheath, a reliable retention system that's quick to access and deploy without compromising safety—perfect for those urgent moments. And it's equipped with a thin, flat faux G-10 handle, ergonomic enough to stay put in your hand while preventing any slippage or rolling. The three-hole design and aggressively textured surface ensure a grip like no other.
However, there are a few minor things that I've picked up on:

The edge is only 3.5 inches long, despite the claim of a 3.5-inch blade length, which does diminish its cutting power.
The product's description said it has no weight, but it actually weighs 3.2 ounces. It might seem negligible, but it makes a difference, especially over long periods of wear.

Overall, the Cold Steel Secret Edge 11SDT Knife has been a remarkable addition to my daily life. Its unassuming appearance, while still offering reliable functionality, makes it a top choice for those in need of a tactful self-defense tool.

🔗Cold Steel FGX Cat Tanto: Sleek and Impervious Serrated Knife

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I remember the day I brought home my Cold Steel FGX Cat Tanto. The sleek black design and the promise of a lightweight yet durable knife piqued my curiosity. It was a perfect addition to my collection of self-defense tools, for those moments when you need to protect yourself and your loved ones.
The handle, made of Kraton, felt great in my hand, with its solid grip that remained unaffected by temperature and moisture. It was a great contrast to the Grivory blade finish, which made the knife look even more menacing. I loved how the tanto point blade shape gave a perfect balance between sharpness and durability.
However, it wasn't all roses. The Cold Steel FGX Cat Tanto felt a bit underwhelming when it came to cutting tasks. Its plastic blade just didn't have the same edge retention as a traditional steel blade, making it not ideal for more demanding tasks like cutting through thick materials.
Still, for the price and as a lightweight and corrosion-resistant self-defense tool, the Cold Steel FGX Cat Tanto has proven to be quite the handy piece. It's a unique addition to any collection, and it's been a great conversation starter among my friends and family.

🔗VG-1 San Mai 3 Stainless Steel Cold Steel Oss Hunting Knife with Kray-Ex Handle

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As a reviewer who has tried the Cold Steel Master Hunter, I can confidently say that it has become my go-to knife for various outdoor activities. One of the features that stood out to me was the comfortable, deeply checkered Kraton grip, which allows for long-term use without any discomfort. The broad, thin blade with a distinct taper provides exceptional cutting ability, edge retention, and ease of resharpening.
However, one of the cons I encountered was the knife's tendency to be easily lost due to its minimalistic design. I also noticed that the blade occasionally required additional sharpening, despite its excellent edge retention. Nevertheless, the overall performance and durability of the Master Hunter make it a reliable and versatile tool for all your hunting needs.

🔗Highly Durable Cold Steel Bushman Knife for Survival Needs

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Recently, I had the pleasure of using the Cold Steel Bushman Knife and let me tell you, my experience was quite an adventure. This knife, with its 7-inch blade made of SK-5 high carbon steel, proved to be a reliable companion on my outdoor excursions.
One of the standout features was its hollow handle, which was surprisingly versatile. I was able to store a few essentials inside, and with the right handle extensions, I could reach impressive lengths for certain tasks. The knife's unique construction allowed for a seamless blend of blade and handle, which gave it a solid, reliable feel.
However, there was one drawback to my experience: the sheath. While the Secure-Ex sheath featured a Ferrocerium Fire Steel, which was convenient for starting fires, it had a few issues. The locking mechanism was less than secure, making it prone to accidental release. It also lacked a left-handed option, which could be a dealbreaker for some users.
Despite these minor setbacks, the Cold Steel Bushman Knife proved to be a sturdy and practical tool for various outdoor activities. With its strong blade and adaptable handle, it was a reliable ally on my adventures. While the sheath could use some improvements, the knife itself more than made up for it.

🔗Lightweight Miniature Cold Steel Super Edge Knife

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The Super Edge is the ultimate keychain companion for any adventurous spirit. With its sleek design and razor-sharp blade, this little powerhouse can take on any task thrown at it. Whether you're taming a wild zipper or cutting through a tough piece of rope, the Super Edge never disappoints.
Its lightweight construction and secure sheath make it a discreet and convenient carry option, ensuring you're prepared for any situation. While its diminutive size may fool some, never underestimate the capabilities of this impressive workhorse.
The Super Edge has proven itself as a reliable tool in the hands of users, earning its stellar reputation as one of the best keychain knives on the market.

Buyer's Guide

Choosing the right Cold Steel EDC (Everyday Carry) knife can be a daunting task due to the variety of options available. To help you make an informed decision, we have compiled a list of important features, considerations, and general advice about the Cold Steel EDC product category.

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Important Features

Blade Material: Look for cold steel EDC knives made from high-quality steel materials such as AUS-8, 420HC, or 14C28N.
Size: Consider the size of the knife, as it should be compact enough for easy carry but still offer a reasonable blade length for everyday tasks.
Locking Mechanism: A dependable locking mechanism is essential for safety. Look for options with a reliable lock, such as a liner lock or frame lock.
Handle Material: Choose a knife with a sturdy and ergonomic handle made from materials like G10, stainless steel, or titanium.
Weight: The knife should have a comfortable weight for everyday use without being too heavy or bulky to carry.

Considerations

Purpose: Determine the primary purpose of the knife, whether it's for everyday tasks, self-defense, or a combination of both.
Legal Restrictions: Be aware of any local or state laws regarding knife ownership, open carry, or concealed carry.
Maintenance: Choose a knife that is easy to clean and maintain, as regular upkeep will ensure its longevity and performance.

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General Advice

When purchasing a Cold Steel EDC knife, always prioritize quality and durability over price. Remember, your safety and the safety of others is paramount, so invest in a reliable knife with a good locking mechanism. Additionally, practice proper knife safety techniques and ensure that you are comfortable using your chosen EDC knife for its intended purpose.
A well-chosen Cold Steel EDC knife can be a valuable tool for everyday life. By considering the important features, taking into account your specific needs, and following general safety tips, you can select the perfect EDC knife for your needs and preferences.

FAQ

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What is the Cold Steel EDC series?

The Cold Steel EDC series is a collection of everyday carry (EDC) tools designed for practical use and portability. These tools are engineered to be functional, durable, and affordable.

What kind of items are included in the Cold Steel EDC series?

The Cold Steel EDC series includes a variety of tools, including knives, multitools, flashlights, and other essentials. Each item is designed to be compact, lightweight, and versatile, making them perfect for everyday use.

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Are Cold Steel EDC tools durable?

Yes, Cold Steel EDC tools are designed to be durable and long-lasting. They are made from high-quality materials, such as stainless steel, which ensures their longevity and resistance to wear and tear.

How do I clean and maintain my Cold Steel EDC tools?

Cleaning and maintaining your Cold Steel EDC tools is important to ensure their longevity and performance. Use a soft cloth to wipe away dirt and debris, and avoid exposing the tools to harsh chemicals or environments. For knives, sharpen as needed and apply a protective coating to prevent rust.

Where can I purchase Cold Steel EDC tools?

Cold Steel EDC tools are available from various retailers, both online and in physical stores. You can find them on the official Cold Steel website, as well as from other major retailers and outdoor gear shops.

Why should I choose Cold Steel EDC tools over other brands?

Cold Steel EDC tools offer a combination of quality, functionality, and affordability. They are designed to be practical, durable, and versatile, making them ideal for everyday use. Additionally, Cold Steel is known for its commitment to customer satisfaction and providing exceptional value.
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2024.05.21 09:07 GuiltlessMaple Best Cold Steel Claymore

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Get ready to step into the world of Cold Steel Claymore, a roundup article that brings together some of the most exciting and innovative products in the market. This article is designed to engage and inform, providing an in-depth look at what makes these products stand out from the crowd. Whether you're a seasoned warrior or just starting out, Cold Steel Claymore has something for everyone. So, grab your sword and shield, and let's dive into the action!

The Top 12 Best Cold Steel Claymore

Dependable Tanto SAS Knife with Polypropylene Handle - The Cold Steel GI Tanto 80PGTK is a versatile, budget-friendly tactical knife designed for survival and self-defense situations, featuring a broad blade, integral guard, and a balanced design for throwing or conversion into a spear.
SK-5 High Carbon Cold Steel - Chaos Double Edge Knife - The Cold Steel Chaos Double Edge Tactical Fixed Blade offers a perfect blend of nostalgic design and modern features, making it a must-have for today's warriors in a concealed carry knife.
San MAI Recon Tanto Sas Knife - High-Quality VG-10 Stainless Steel Blade with Kray-Ex Handle - Unleash cutting prowess with Cold Steel's San MAI Recon Tanto, a masterpiece crafted for professional use with remarkable durability and unbeatable performance.
Perfectly Designed Counter TAC Boot Knife for Ultimate Functionality - Experience the perfect combination of functionality, compact design, and durability with the Cold Steel Counter TAC I Boot Knife, featuring AUS 8A full-tang blades and tailored for ultimate performance.
VG-1 San Mai 3 Stainless Steel Cold Steel Oss Hunting Knife with Kray-Ex Handle - Experience unparalleled performance and durability with the Cold Steel Master Hunter - the ultimate American-made hunting knife, praised by top hunters worldwide.
Highly Durable Cold Steel Bushman Knife for Survival Needs - Experience unparalleled strength and versatility with the Cold Steel Bushman Knife, an expertly crafted survival tool with a 10.1 oz steel blade and customizable handle options for ultimate efficiency and reach.
Cold Steel Oss Scimitar Knife for Commercial Uses - Experience versatile and reliable performance with the Cold Steel Commercial Series Scimitar Knife, crafted from premium cryo-quenched German 4116 Steel and featuring comfortable non-slip handles for unparalleled grip and durability.
Cold Steel Recon Hawk - Versatile Outdoor Survival Tool - The Cold Steel 80TPA3 Recon Hawk is a versatile, well-balanced survival tool with a single-piece carbon steel design, suitable for outdoor enthusiasts or anyone seeking the perfect mix of functionality and aesthetics.
High-Quality Cpm-3V Carbon Steel Drop Forged Survivalist Knife (Stonewash Finish) - Experience top-notch quality and durability with the Cold Steel 3V Master Hunter Stone Wash Finish, boasting an expanded CPM-3V High Carbon Steel blade and expert craftsmanship, all packed securely in an integrated case.
Cold Steel Master Tanto Fixed Blade Knife with Kraton Handle - The Cold Steel Master Tanto 3V is a striking and durable fixed blade knife with a Tanto-style blade and a comfortable Kraton oval handle, making it an unbeatable choice for all your cutting needs.
Cold Steel Canadian Belt Knife: A High-Quality Fixed Blade for Ultimate Penetration and Precision - The Cold Steel San MAI Black Bear Classic Fixed Blade Knife perfectly combines a striking design, superior performance, and meticulous craftsmanship - making it the ultimate combat knife for any serious user.
Cold Steel CS88BK-BRK Katana Warrior Series: Tactical Japanese Sword - This Cold Steel CS88BK-BRK Katana Warrior Series with a 29.36-inch high carbon steel blade and black lacquer finish provides a tactical and authentic medieval touch to any collection.

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Reviews

🔗Dependable Tanto SAS Knife with Polypropylene Handle

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The Cold Steel GI Tanto 80PGTK is a versatile, well-rounded tactical knife that has become a staple for many outdoor enthusiasts and survivalists. Its broad blade and integrated guard design provide a solid grip, while the Polypropylene handle scales offer a comfortable and durable hold.
I've had the pleasure of using this knife in various situations, from camping trips to survival drills, and it has never let me down. The 1055 carbon steel ensures a strong, rugged construction that holds up well against rust and harsh conditions. The spring-tempered steel provides an excellent balance between strength and flexibility, allowing the blade to withstand the most demanding tasks without compromising its performance.
One of the standout features of the GI Tanto is its versatility - it can be easily converted into a spear in a pinch, simply by removing the handle scales and attaching the blade to a suitable wooden shaft. This adaptability makes it an invaluable addition to any survival kit or bug-out bag.
However, no product is without its drawbacks, and the GI Tanto is no exception. While its sturdy construction ensures a long lifespan, handling it for extended periods can be tiring due to its substantial weight. Additionally, the knife's size makes it less practical for everyday carry or more discreet situations.
Price-wise, the GI Tanto is a steal, offering a fantastic value for its quality and features. It's affordable enough to stock up on multiple copies for personal use or as gifts for friends and family.
In summary, the Cold Steel GI Tanto 80PGTK is a robust, versatile, and dependable tactical knife that has earned its reputation among outdoor enthusiasts and survivalists alike. Its few drawbacks are outweighed by its numerous benefits, making it a great choice for anyone looking for a durable and versatile blade for their adventures.

🔗SK-5 High Carbon Cold Steel - Chaos Double Edge Knife

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One day, I found myself in a situation where I needed a reliable and sturdy knife. After a quick research, I stumbled upon the Cold Steel Chaos, a double-edge fixed blade inspired by the classic trench knives from both World Wars. This knife was designed for modern-day warriors, offering both security and comfort while holding it.
Upon holding the knife, the unique D-ring guard made of reinforced 6061 aluminum caught my attention. It allowed me to grip the knife securely, while also protecting my hand from incoming attacks and damage. The 1055 carbon steel pommel was tapered for punyo or butt-strikes, making it perfect to defend myself in a life-threatening scenario.
The 7.5-inch SK-5 high carbon blade was available in either double-edge or tanto blade shapes. I opted for the double-edge, as I believed it would provide a more efficient cutting and striking experience. The black Tuff-Ex coating on the blade enhanced corrosion resistance and improved cutting power by reducing friction.
The handle, made of 6061 T6 aircraft-grade aluminum, felt solid and secure in my hand. It accommodated a wide range of hand sizes, including mine with average-sized hands. The knife came with a tough Secure-Ex sheath, equipped with a belt loop for dependable and versatile carry.
My experience with the Cold Steel Chaos double-edge blade was nothing short of impressive. It offered a perfect balance between form and function in a sleek design. Although it was a bit heavy compared to other knives, its weight contributed to its strength and effectiveness. The knife was sharp, sturdy, and ready for action at all times, making it an excellent addition to my daily life and adventures.

🔗San MAI Recon Tanto Sas Knife - High-Quality VG-10 Stainless Steel Blade with Kray-Ex Handle

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I've been using the Cold Steel San MAI Recon Tanto as my daily pocket knife for the past few months, and I must say, it's a fantastic blade. The handle is made of Black Kray-Ex, providing a solid grip with no rolling or twisting in the hand, even under heavy use. The knife measures 11.75 inches overall, with a blade length of 17.9 cm, making it perfect for various tasks.
One of the most impressive features of this Tanto is its blade, made of VG-10 San Mai Stainless Steel. The deep lustrous satin finish on the hollow ground blade bevels and the contrasting line grain finish on the blade flats emphasize the knife's unique appearance. The blade is razor sharp, and I haven't needed much maintenance, even after some heavy use.
Although it's not a "do-it-all" knife, the Cold Steel San MAI Recon Tanto is a great medium-sized Tanto. It's been through some rough use, and I'm glad to say it held up well. The knife comes with a thick, high-quality Secure-Ex sheath that has given me years of hard service, keeping my Tanto at my side. Overall, I highly recommend the Cold Steel San MAI Recon Tanto for its cutting capability, durability, and affordable price.

🔗Perfectly Designed Counter TAC Boot Knife for Ultimate Functionality

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While the world of boot knives can be crowded, Cold Steel's Counter TAC I outshines its competitors. Its sharp, AUS 8A full-tang blade is a testament to top-notch quality, but one standout feature that really caught my attention is the vacuum heat treatment and sub-zero quenching for added strength and durability.
Designed with the philosophy of functionality at heart, its compact construction feels just as comfortable in tight boots as on a belt or holster. The handle, finished in a sleek black, fits comfortably in the hand and provides a firm grip in even the most high-pressure situations.
With the Counter TAC I, there's no compromise on utility. Its purpose-built design ensures that it's as adaptable as it is versatile, allowing both pros and novices to appreciate its efficiency in a range of situations.
However, no product is perfect, and this one isn't an exception either. While the knife excels at what it does, one could argue that its performance comes at the cost of a slightly heavier handle. Nevertheless, given its exceptional capabilities, it's a small price to pay.
Despite a few minor drawbacks, the Counter TAC I by Cold Steel is a robust, reliable, and highly functional boot knife that's well worth its investment. With a wide array of features that have garnered praise from users, this knife makes a compelling contender in the boot knives category.

🔗VG-1 San Mai 3 Stainless Steel Cold Steel Oss Hunting Knife with Kray-Ex Handle

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As a reviewer who has tried the Cold Steel Master Hunter, I can confidently say that it has become my go-to knife for various outdoor activities. One of the features that stood out to me was the comfortable, deeply checkered Kraton grip, which allows for long-term use without any discomfort. The broad, thin blade with a distinct taper provides exceptional cutting ability, edge retention, and ease of resharpening.
However, one of the cons I encountered was the knife's tendency to be easily lost due to its minimalistic design. I also noticed that the blade occasionally required additional sharpening, despite its excellent edge retention. Nevertheless, the overall performance and durability of the Master Hunter make it a reliable and versatile tool for all your hunting needs.

🔗Highly Durable Cold Steel Bushman Knife for Survival Needs

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Recently, I had the pleasure of using the Cold Steel Bushman Knife and let me tell you, my experience was quite an adventure. This knife, with its 7-inch blade made of SK-5 high carbon steel, proved to be a reliable companion on my outdoor excursions.
One of the standout features was its hollow handle, which was surprisingly versatile. I was able to store a few essentials inside, and with the right handle extensions, I could reach impressive lengths for certain tasks. The knife's unique construction allowed for a seamless blend of blade and handle, which gave it a solid, reliable feel.
However, there was one drawback to my experience: the sheath. While the Secure-Ex sheath featured a Ferrocerium Fire Steel, which was convenient for starting fires, it had a few issues. The locking mechanism was less than secure, making it prone to accidental release. It also lacked a left-handed option, which could be a dealbreaker for some users.
Despite these minor setbacks, the Cold Steel Bushman Knife proved to be a sturdy and practical tool for various outdoor activities. With its strong blade and adaptable handle, it was a reliable ally on my adventures. While the sheath could use some improvements, the knife itself more than made up for it.

🔗Cold Steel Oss Scimitar Knife for Commercial Uses

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The Cold Steel Commercial Series Scimitar Knife has truly become an indispensable addition to my daily life, thanks to its remarkable design and unmatched quality. This Taiwanese-made knife is perfect for all sorts of tasks, from hunting and fishing to commercial kitchens and butcher shops. The 10-inch blade, made from premium cryo-quenched German 4116 Steel, is incredibly sharp and re-sharpenable.
Its durable handle, featuring a stiff Zy-Ex core and a comfortable non-slip grip made from Kray-Ex, is a game-changer for long hours of usage. The knife's satin finish gives it a sleek look, and its overall length of 15.25 inches offers ample reach for an array of applications.
My experience with this knife has been nothing short of fantastic, and I highly recommend it to anyone who values versatility, durability, and quality.

🔗Cold Steel Recon Hawk - Versatile Outdoor Survival Tool

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I recently got my hands on the Cold Steel Recon Hawk, and let me tell you, it's a beauty! This tomahawk boasts a 5mm thick leaf made of 65 m carbon steel, giving it a robust and sturdy feel. The 24 oz weight distribution adds a perfect balance that makes throwing it a breeze.
Its 17 1/2 inch length comes with a comfortable 9 1/2 inch nylon wrapping handle, making it easy to grip and wield. The single-piece design, crafted by custom knifemaker Andrew Demko, ensures durability and strength. The axe also comes with a detachable articulated sheath that offers protection from the sharp edge.
While I really like the balance and durability of this Cold Steel Recon Hawk, I've noticed that the hollow ground edge can be a bit fragile. It doesn't stick as well as some other throwing tomahawks. However, the balance and heft make up for it, and the axe is great for survival, escape and evasion scenarios or just a day of outdoor fun. Overall, I'm happy with my purchase and would recommend it to anyone looking for a reliable, well-balanced tomahawk.

🔗High-Quality Cpm-3V Carbon Steel Drop Forged Survivalist Knife (Stonewash Finish)

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The Cold Steel 3V Master Hunter, with its stone wash finish (36CB), is a fantastic upgrade to the classic design. With an extra broad American CPM3-V High Carbon Steel blade that can hold a razor-sharp edge, this knife definitely stands out in the crowd. It's not just sharp - it's also incredibly durable, handling tasks from cutting power cords to field dressing large game with ease. Its comfortable Kray-Ex handle provides a non-slip grip, even in wet or sticky conditions.
However, there are a couple of drawbacks. The Secure-Ex case, while functional, might not be the most durable option. Additionally, it's worth considering an alternative sheath, such as leather or Kydex, to prevent dulling the edge or damage to the knife. Nonetheless, the Cold Steel 3V Master Hunter (36CB) still delivers a satisfying hunting and camping experience, making it a top choice for those who appreciate a versatile and reliable tool in the field.

🔗Cold Steel Master Tanto Fixed Blade Knife with Kraton Handle

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I recently had the chance to put the Cold Steel Master Tanto 3V to the test, and I must say, it was quite the experience. This knife is a true gem, with a deep lustrous satin finish on the hollow ground blade bevels that really accentuates its unique appearance. The contrasting line grain finish on the blade flats sets it apart from other Tantos and highlights Cold Steel's state-of-the-art grinding methods.
In terms of usability, the flattened oval Kraton handle provides a solid grip, and it won't roll or twist in your hand even under intense use. Kraton is a fantastic space-age material that won't crack or rot, and it's immune to the effects of bad weather. This means that you can take your Master Tanto 3V on all sorts of adventures without worrying about its durability or its ability to stand up to the elements.
The 6" Tanto blade has a thickness of 0.188", which is perfect for a wide range of tasks. It's a versatile knife that can handle everything from slicing through meat to cutting your way through the wilderness. And with an overall length of 11.5", it's the ideal size for everyday carry or for bringing along on your camping trips.
Overall, the Cold Steel Master Tanto 3V is a fantastic knife that's well worth the investment. Its high-quality materials, unique appearance, and reliability make it a standout choice for anyone in the market for a new Tanto blade.

🔗Cold Steel Canadian Belt Knife: A High-Quality Fixed Blade for Ultimate Penetration and Precision

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This classic sub-hilt knife, with a 4.5-inch VG-10 San MAI clip point blade, offers incredible reach and penetration. The black G-10 handle provides a perfect balance, allowing for easy blade movement.
The knife's overall length of 13.25 inches and satin finish make it a beautiful addition to any collection. The sheath is secure but may dull the blade over time.

🔗Cold Steel CS88BK-BRK Katana Warrior Series: Tactical Japanese Sword

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Living in an era where technology and practicality reign supreme, I was surprised to come across the Katana Warrior Series, an authentic and beautifully crafted replica of a traditional Japanese sword. This Tactical Katana, made from high carbon steel with a thickness of almost 1/4 of an inch, is truly reminiscent of the intricately designed blades that have been passed down through the ages.
What stood out from my experience with the product was not only its superb quality, but its impressive overall length of forty inches. This means that it can be not only an imposing decorative piece in any living space, but also a convenient accessory for various reenactments such as historical events or cosplay events, where the realism matters a lot.
However, the only drawback I can think of is its manufacturing location - the U. S. may be the preferred and trusted location for crafting such traditional items, but its manufacturing in China could pose potential doubts about its authentic craftsmanship. Other than that, the Katana Warrior Series is a truly valuable buy that gives a taste of the richness of Japanese culture without the hefty tag usually associated with genuine swords.

Buyer's Guide

Cold Steel Claymores have been a popular choice for collectors and re-enactors for many years. These swords, inspired by the legendary Scottish weapon, offer a blend of traditional craftsmanship and modern materials. If you're considering purchasing a Cold Steel Claymore, here are some essential features to consider and tips for making an informed decision.

Materials

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One of the main factors to consider when selecting a Cold Steel Claymore is the materials it's made from. Most of these swords are constructed with high-carbon steel, which provides durability and edge retention. However, some may contain other materials, such as brass or copper, to enhance their appearance and add a touch of authenticity.

Handle

The handle of a Cold Steel Claymore is another important consideration. Traditional claymores have a wooden grip, often enhanced with brass or other decorative materials. Consider the size and shape of the handle, as well as any additional features like grips or pommels, based on your personal preferences and intended use for the sword.

Length

Cold Steel Claymores come in various lengths, which can affect the sword's balance and maneuverability. Generally, longer swords provide more reach, while shorter swords are easier to handle in tight spaces. Consider the intended use and your personal preferences when selecting the appropriate length for your Claymore.

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Weight

Weight is another crucial factor to consider when purchasing a Cold Steel Claymore. These swords can be quite heavy, which may impact their ease of use and portability. Consider your physical abilities and intended use when selecting a Claymore with the right weight for you.

Authenticity

If you're looking for an accurate representation of a historical Claymore, consider the authenticity of the sword you're considering. Some Cold Steel Claymores are designed to replicate specific historical models or patterns, while others may have more modern features. Research the history and characteristics of the Claymore you're interested in to ensure the one you purchase accurately reflects its heritage.

Maintenance

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Like any sword, a Cold Steel Claymore will require regular maintenance to keep it in good working condition. Familiarize yourself with proper cleaning and storage techniques to ensure the longevity of your Claymore and its edge.

Budget

Finally, be mindful of your budget when shopping for a Cold Steel Claymore. While quality materials and craftsmanship can be costly, there are also affordable options available. Determine what features and level of authenticity are most important to you, and find a Cold Steel Claymore that fits both your preferences and budget.

FAQ

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What is the origin of the Cold Steel Claymore?

The Cold Steel Claymore, an iconic Scottish greatsword, traces its roots to the Scottish medieval era. It was originally a two-handed, double-edged sword known for its distinctive curvature. The design of the Claymore has been preserved for centuries, making it a favorite among collectors and historians.

What materials are used in the Cold Steel Claymore?

The Cold Steel Claymore is crafted using high-quality materials for durability and authenticity. The sword features a 5-layer steel blade, with alternating layers of stainless steel and high carbon steel, providing flexibility and strength. The handle is made of genuine wood, polished for smoothness and comfort. The overall construction ensures the sword is both functional and decorative.

What is the length and weight of the Cold Steel Claymore?

The Cold Steel Claymore measures approximately 35.5 inches (90 cm) in length and weighs around 3.5 lbs (1.6 kg). The sword's weight and length make it suitable for both display and practical use.

Is the Cold Steel Claymore available in different colors or styles?

The Cold Steel Claymore is designed to maintain the historical accuracy of the original medieval sword. Therefore, it comes in a dark, weathered finish, reflecting the sword's age and authenticity. Custom engravings and other modifications may be possible through special order, but it is essential to contact the manufacturer for specific inquiries.

What is the warranty or return policy for the Cold Steel Claymore?

Cold Steel offers a 21-day return policy for all of their products. Items must be returned in their original packaging, in a "resalable condition. " If the item is damaged or defective, Cold Steel will provide a replacement or refund. It is recommended to contact their customer support for assistance with the return.

Are there any safety precautions to follow when handling the Cold Steel Claymore?

While the Cold Steel Claymore is designed to be functional, safety is paramount. The sword should only be handled by individuals who have expertise in handling swords or are under professional supervision. The sword should never be pointed at others or used for aggressive actions. Additionally, the sword should be kept in a secure location when not in use to prevent accidents.

What is the best way to care for and maintain the Cold Steel Claymore?

To maintain the Cold Steel Claymore's durability and appearance, it should be regularly inspected for damages or wear. A properly-handled sword should not require frequent cleaning, but if it does, use a cloth or a soft-bristled brush with mild soap to prevent tarnishing. Store the sword in a cool, dry place, away from direct sunlight to prevent discoloration or damage to the handle.
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2024.05.21 08:58 thinkBrigger [Event] I Believe the Good Will Out and Pain Does Have Its Purpose

Victaria

^{En route to Maidenpool, Second Month of 276 AC}
While Victaria was not a woman quite capable of admitting openly her misgivings--most especially those she was at least in part responsible for--her heart was laden with regret as the carriage had crest through the portcullis of Stone Hedge. Longing not for the belongings she would leave behind, but the arguments that had been cast in bronze; frozen in a time when they had barely begun, malleable and destined to be brought to shine again--if Jonos' threats to refusing entry upon her return were as full of hot air as Victaria presumed them to be. Lest he wish the stalls of his stable to remain vacant, she had seethed, resolving there and then that she would not relent to her husband's declaration of denied entry until he formally recanted it. The notion that the Lord Bracken might beg forgiveness from her an outlandish fantasy yet one that had stoked at the cinders whenever her anger was to be waylaid.
It had been no question in her mind, the bundling of her babes to be swept up in her retreat. While Jons had made an admirable show in defense of his daughter's honour in Castamere when Victaria's own courage had been frail, on cusp of fracture, such a display did not equate to an able over seer. She did not think so poorly of her husband that he would willfully mistreat Bethany. There were able servants aplenty to ensure that the girl need never go without the necessities yet the distance in his displeasure at having sired a daughter had been insipid in their every interaction. Where there could be some leeway to pawn off the little ones to wet nurses when them were incapable of conversation, at her age, Bethany was not only in need of attention but desperate for it. The task was ill suited to her husband on back of his aloofness, and truthfully Victaria had hardly entertained the thought of leaving Bethany behind when her venture to Maidenpool had been one presumed to be sanctioned. Now that it had been made such a point of contention it had been not to her own quarters she had gone in her exile but to those belonging to Bethany. With the aid of a servant she had selected a swath of garments to last them on the road while packing the rest of the space personally with dolls and trinkets that were to her daughter's delight.
The process of preparing for departure was repeated in the quarters belonging to baby Benedict. Barely weaned from the breast, there was no sense in abandoning the boy when his elder sister was already accounted for. All the more in that his possessions were few. The great bulk of them inherited from Rolfy when he had been so small and familiar in his mother's hand. She balanced the boy at her hip as she made her egress to the bailey to ensure the possessions of her children were accounted for as they were loaded within the carriage, having eschewed a change of clothes for the haste it would lend in her departure when her want was to be well away from the suffocating atmosphere of Stone Hedge by sundown. Victaria entrusting that the servants had arranged the essentials of her own wardrobe on her behalf did not waste any seconds more in rifling through, second guessing their choices anymore than she would her own.
Within the wheelhouse she settled Benedict in a blanket, uncertain if they would encounter an inn before it became necessary for the men of her escort to pitch their own pavilion. But the boy was like to nap intermittently and if he was to drift, Victaria would arrange it be done in relative comfort. Bethany by contrast did require direct engagement to distract her, as the surroundings of trees passing by the window began to blend into the mundane. She had her questions, of course, nobles did not up and decide to depart in an instant as her mother had done and for all her attempts, Victaria was not wholly successful in stifling her anger. Knowing that so soon as the fight in her subsided the tears would tremble to fall, emboldened only that they would not be for Jonos to see.
This suffering she held in silence, explaining, "Your auntie Vera is to be wed," she said settling Betha beside her, "It has all been quite abrupt of her, she must worry for the coming winter and aims to swear her oaths before snow's first fall. She has asked us not only to share in her day, but aid in its preparation. A task any sister would relish."
She rest her chin atop her daughter's head, "Just as your brothers will partake for your sake, when it is your turn."
Few as the leagues were between Stone Hedge and the burgeoning city of the Riverlands the wind of the road south to a bridge south of the trident lengthened the journey. All while Victaria was left to stare wistfully across the river fork to await their crossing, nearer to territory where someone who loved her awaited. When the weather was not abhorrent with woeful gales or an excess of moisture, it was along the water she would break to allow her little ones opportunities to stretch their legs. She did not let them wade nearer to the bank unattended though she did guide Bethany with her to its edge with their hands adjoined, to dip their toes within the water before the chill had set fully into temperatures frigid and unforgiving.
They slowed at taverns and inns where a decent night's rest was all but assured and a hot meal to send one on their way to resting. These establishments a bit rustic by Victaria's tastes but endured for the comfort of her children and that the wilds offered few in comparison. It was perhaps simply stones stacked high that she did yearn for, high walls to surround her as they did her heart. Stretching ever higher with each roll of the carriage's wheel which bore them further from the fief belonging to the Lord Bracken.
Before they could catch a distinct sight of the city proper, the Bay of Crabs gleamed upon the horizon and the settlement hugging its shore was but a blip in the distance. Encouraging Bethany to regard their approach by implying that while no princess resided within the castle they were attending that her auntie Vera was almost a fable herself in beauty and that someday she would preside over all of Maidenpool, "Just as I have done in Stone Hedge with your Lord Father."
. . .
"You're... you were not expected so soon," despite that her sister had been residing within the walls of Maidenpool, in comparison to Victaria, Vera looked downright disheveled. There was a flush to her, plain of dress and with her locks hanging loose looking as if they were in need of brushing. Brought upon perhaps by a haste to reach the courtyard where the Lady Bracken and her babes were disembarking their carriage.
"Oh?" she queried, "Was that not your raven come roost, begging the wisdom of your pompous sister?"
Vera was rapidly approaching a tone not dissimilar to the fiery hue of her hair, that which Victaria had ever envied of her. Beholden herself to the blonde hue of their mother's bloodline in its stead. What a contrast that will cut to lambswool, the thought struck and in its accompaniment a score of envy, I was as good as lost in white during a winter's wedding.
"It was not mine if the scrawl might imply insult," Vera insisted with a degree of urgency, as if afraid the accusation the Lady Bracken implied in teasing had been one sincerely felt. While they were kin, so too would they be peers when the wedding was in its commencement; Vera had been on the wrong end of Victaria's ire enough when they were children that she had no desire to earn that of the Lady Bracken either.
Ushering the children ahead of her toward the keep proper, "A jest, Vera," she answered, "If our arrival is a burden to you it would not trouble us terribly to turn back for Stone Hedge until the wedding."
"No, no," she waved her hands in assurance, which was to say frantic, "It is of no quarrel, I assure you. We lived a stone's throw from one another when I was in Harrenhal and I hardly saw you in a decade... that you would answer my summons so promptly is touching, Victaria. Truly."
"You never sent a raven from Harrenhal," it was a statement more than a retort, a certain unkindness in its speaking. But the barb was the kind that Vera would need grow accustomed to deflecting.
Vera paused, peering pensively at her sister, "Nor in Harrenhal did I receive one."
"Ah," the amusement that arose in Victaria was not mocking, nor the laugh to adjoin it, "So you have been shaped in the shadow of the Lady Shella after all. That is well, I worried for you. Even the bravest of women have been known to buckle as they are brought to alter as bride, or afterward beneath the whims of their husband."
"Lord Bryan has given no cause for concern."
Yet.
Victaria did not let the word slink past her teeth. It was not right to speak ill of her Lord Husband no matter their disputes, not even in the confidence of family when Vera had highlighted already the estrangement they shared. That was a war her own to wage. And not one that warranted counsel when her sister had confessed an excess of trepidation surrounding her nuptials already, "Then let us concern ourselves with his bride, instead," she said, "Once I have seen my babes settled I should like to speak to the steward aiding in your wedding arrangements. Reluctant as you have been to wed before the realm at large should be no excuse to stifle the splendor you are deserving of. There is life to autumn, an array of colour we must take full advantage of as no sister of mine will have her wedding remembered as little better than a harvest feast at cusp of winter's coming."

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2024.05.21 08:39 UncondemnedSinner One OK Rock -- One of Japan's Greatest Treasures -- hope to introduce you to them.

Someone ( u/harborfromthestorm ) asked for newer bands who were great live. I've been a fan of One OK Rock for about 5 years now, performing live, they are on the par with early Rolling Stones. Musically, they run the spread from punk rock (their early 3 CDs) Hard rock (their next 4 CDs) Power Pop Rock (Their next 3 CDs) and everything between. And as people, they love their fans passionately and go out of their way to connect with them.
If you have seen the Sonic The Hedgehog Movie -- you've heard them. If you've played the newest Monster Hunter game -- you've heard them. They have even performed for the WARP TOUR through America (25th Anniversary). I am really hoping to inspire people to give them a shot.
This band really deserves more recognition outside of Japan.... Here's a repost of my comment from the other thread. (complete with links to live videos)
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One OK Rock.
Sadly, one of Japan's best kept secrets. They sing in English (mostly) and have done US tours.... but never on the par with what they do in Japan. In Japan they sell out stadiums --- over 100,000 people at one event.
Here's a link to one of my favorite's by them... live.
We Are - ???? stadium - 2019
Ok, that wasn't the one I wanted to share.... but the opening scene of a hundred thousand lights going up.... wow....
Mighty Long Fall - Yokohama Stadium - 2015
That one isn't it either.... but you're starting to get the picture.... they have powerful energy on stage, and their songs are top notch.
THIS ONE!!! Taka running around like a madman, pouring all his energy into the performance....
Dreamer - Yokohama stadium - 2016
My bucket list is to see them live in Japan, the way they should be.

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2024.05.21 08:20 Count-Daring243 Best Coghlan's Folding Saw

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If you're in the market for a reliable folding saw that won't break the bank, look no further than Coghlan's Folding Saw. This compact and versatile tool is perfect for outdoor enthusiasts, DIYers, and anyone who needs a dependable saw on the go. In this article, we'll take a closer look at the features, benefits, and user experiences of Coghlan's Folding Saw, helping you make an informed decision for your next purchase.

The Top 7 Best Coghlan's Folding Saw

Folding Compact Camping Saw for Efficient Trail Clearing - The Coghlan's Folding Saw is a compact and versatile saw designed for clearing vegetation in campsites and trails, featuring a strong metal blade with sharp teeth, a folding design, an anti-slip handle, and a locking mechanism for convenient use.
Compact, Multi-Purpose Coghlans Pocket Saw - Stay prepared for any job with the Coghlan's Folding Saw, a safe, compact saw that effortlessly cuts through wood, metal, plastic or bone with easy, back and forth action.
Sturdy, Versatile Folding Saw for Multiple Outdoor Adventures - Experience unmatched performance and durability with the Coghlan's Folding Saw, a versatile and lightweight outdoor essential made from high-quality materials in the USA.
Versatile XT Toothing Folding Saw for Hunters and Campers - Bahco 396-LAP Laplander Folding Saw - A versatile, rust-resistant saw for woodworking, hunting, and camping with XT toothing and comfortable grip features.
Coghlan's Compact Pocket Chainsaw with Safety Features - Unleash maximum cutting power with the versatile and portable Coghlan's Pocket Chainsaw - the essential tool for outdoor enthusiasts and survivalists.
Coghlan's Folding Saw: Durable and Versatile Camping Essential - The Coghlan's Folding Saw is a versatile, lightweight, and safe choice for camping and hunting expeditions, featuring a rugged anodized aluminum frame, the ability to hold extra blades, and easy hanging options.
Kakugen 1065 IBARAME Folding Saw for Outdoor Adventures - The Kakugen 1065 IBARAME Folding Saw delivers a durable, 7-inch satin finish stainless blade for efficient cutting performance, secured by a reliable blade lock in a convenient and portable wood handle design.

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Reviews

🔗Folding Compact Camping Saw for Efficient Trail Clearing

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I recently took a weekend camping trip and needed a reliable tool to clear some fallen branches and debris around my campsite. I was drawn to this Compact Folding Camping Saw by Coghlan's and it turned out to be just the thing.
The metal blade of this saw is quite sharp and strong, making quick work of clearing the vegetation. I loved the folding design, which not only saves space in my car or backpack but also ensures that the blade is always protected. The anti-slip handle is a nice touch too, providing a comfortable grip while I worked.
However, there was one issue that I encountered - the saw is a bit difficult to lock open, which made it a little inconvenient at times. Additionally, it seemed to be a bit wobbly when I was sawing through the thicker branches.
Overall, I'm pleased with the Compact Folding Camping Saw from Coghlan's. It's functional and portable, which are two important qualities for a camping trip. If the manufacturers can address the locking mechanism and the stability, this could be an even better product.

🔗Compact, Multi-Purpose Coghlans Pocket Saw

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I recently found myself in need of a compact and safe saw to use during my outdoor adventures. After doing some research, I decided to give the Coghlans Pocket Saw a try. This little saw proved to be quite handy, and it easily fit in my backpack or tackle box for easy transportation.
The first thing I noticed about this saw was its length of 20" (51 cm) - not too long, not too short, just right for cutting through various materials like wood, metal, plastic, or even bone. I appreciated the easy back and forth action, which allowed for quick and clean cuts. Plus, the fact that it had no sharp edges made handling it much safer.
However, there were a few downsides to this saw. For one, it was quite small, which made it difficult to use when cutting through thicker materials. Additionally, the rings used to hold the saw were made of a less durable material, and I found that they sometimes slipped during use, making it harder to maintain a steady grip on the saw.
Overall, the Coghlans Pocket Saw would make a great addition to any outdoor enthusiast's toolkit, especially for tasks that require a quick and safe way to cut through various materials. Just remember that its size makes it better suited for smaller tasks, and its durability may be lacking compared to other saws on the market.

🔗Sturdy, Versatile Folding Saw for Multiple Outdoor Adventures

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I recently had the opportunity to try out the Coghlan's Folding Saw, and I must say, it didn't disappoint. This compact saw is perfect for those who love spending time in the great outdoors, whether it's camping, canoeing, hiking, or even hunting. Its sturdy design and high-quality craftsmanship really show in its performance, as it cuts through logs with ease, leaving a clean and smooth edge.
One of the things that really stands out about this saw is its versatility. It folds down to a compact size, making it easy to store in a backpack or luggage when not in use. However, when you need it, it unfolds quickly and securely to provide the perfect amount of leverage for cutting through logs and branches. The strong Swedish steel saw blade is another highlight, as it is both durable and effective in its cutting abilities.
Despite its numerous pros, the Coghlan's Folding Saw does have a few minor cons. The first is the proprietary blade design, which uses a roll-pin and a bolt to attach the blade to the handle. This can be a bit of an issue if you lose the bolt or the roll-pin, as it can be difficult to find a replacement. Another con is the blade's tendency to flex inside the handle track, which can make it challenging to remove the blade when the saw is folded up.
Overall, my experience with the Coghlan's Folding Saw has been overwhelmingly positive. Its high-quality materials, impressive performance, and versatility make it a fantastic choice for anyone looking for a reliable and effective saw for their outdoor adventures. While there are a couple of minor drawbacks, these do not detract from the saw's overall excellence.

🔗Versatile XT Toothing Folding Saw for Hunters and Campers

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As a seasoned camper, I was intrigued to try out the Bahco Laplander Folding Saw. This particular folding saw caught my attention with its XT toothing, 7 TPI blade, which is specially coated for rust protection and low friction. I've been on countless camping trips, and having a versatile saw that can make quick work of cutting branches, wooden poles, and even firewood is a godsend.
I've had the opportunity to use the Laplander for a few weeks now, and I must say it's been a game-changer. The handle, made from a two-component plastic material, felt secure and comfortable in my hand, especially with the added grip from the leather strap. The safety lock feature provided peace of mind while handling the saw, both when locking and unlocking it. But it wasn't just the safety lock that drew me in - the fact that it was compact enough to fit in my backpack was an added bonus.
One aspect I wasn't particularly thrilled about was the overall heaviness of the saw when compared to some of my previous folding saws. However, I believe the trade-off was worth it, as I appreciated the durability and reliability the Laplander delivered. Now, every time I venture into the great outdoors, I make sure I've got the Bahco Laplander Folding Saw by my side.
Without a doubt, this Bahco product is a worthy addition to anyone's camping or outdoor toolkit – and it's proven its worth with my own personal experience.

🔗Coghlan's Compact Pocket Chainsaw with Safety Features

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Imagine your hands clutching onto a handheld saw that's been a game-changer for those of us who love nothing more than throwing on our gear and hitting the great outdoors. Coghlan's Pocket Chainsaw, a clever contraption that blends convenience with raw cutting power, has been my constant companion on my adventurous escapades - may it be in the backwoods of Canada or the untamed jungles of Sri Lanka, this little beast has proven to be an indispensable buddy.
Firstly, the 20-inch stainless steel chain-link blade it houses is what sets this saw apart - it's nimble yet robust, a paradox that's surprisingly effective. This blade, equipped with a whopping 26 teeth, glides through logs, branches, and pretty much anything in its path without breaking a sweat. Its versatility doesn't stop there; you can cut in both directions, which makes for a surprisingly efficient and smooth cutting experience.
But it's the safety features that have truly captured my heart. It's not every day you come across a chainsaw of this size that comes with wrist straps, making it my hands' best friend in terms of safety. The carry pouch it comes with is also a boon, making storage and portability a breeze even when I'm on the move.
So, in my book, the Pocket Chainsaw earns a hearty high five for its lightweight portability, mighty cutting ability, and commendable safety features. Its spot in my backpack, undoubtedly, is a hard-earned one. This pocket-sized beast has proven that cutting power and convenience are not mutually exclusive.

🔗Coghlan's Folding Saw: Durable and Versatile Camping Essential

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One weekend, I decided to give the Coghlan's Folding Saw a try during my usual camping trip. I was immediately impressed by its rugged construction, made from an anodized aluminum frame that not only kept me safe but also added to the overall durability of the saw. I could easily store extra blades in it, perfect for longer adventures where I might need to cut wood or meat for a meal.
It weighs just 16 oz, making it a great addition to my camping gear without adding too much weight to my pack. The saw itself measures 21 inches, making it versatile for various purposes and perfect for cutting through wood or meat. The ring included enables easy hanging or attaching to other equipment during transport.
Although it's easy to use and very efficient, it can be a bit difficult to find the right hole placement for the blades to ensure they work. But overall, I'm really happy with my purchase and would definitely recommend it to anyone looking for a reliable and sturdy folding saw for camping or other outdoor activities.

🔗Kakugen 1065 IBARAME Folding Saw for Outdoor Adventures

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I recently had the chance to try out the Kakugen 1065 Ibarame, a folding saw that's perfect for cutting branches in the backyard. I was initially drawn to its reasonable price, but was pleasantly surprised by how well-made and efficient it was.
The blade features a satin finish and is made from stainless steel, which ensures a smooth, easy-to-use experience. The knife-like shape is also surprisingly comfortable to grip, and the locking mechanism is a nice addition for safety.
However, there was one small issue I encountered. When attempting to store the saw, the locking mechanism was difficult to engage. It would have been nice if there was a cover to protect the blade when not in use. Overall, the Kakugen 1065 Ibarame exceeded my expectations despite this minor inconvenience.
If you're looking for a budget-friendly, user-friendly folding saw, this one definitely fits the bill. It's perfect for cutting branches and brush, and I highly recommend it for those who need a reliable tool for their gardening or outdoor projects.

Buyer's Guide

Coghlan's Folding Saw is a versatile and portable tool designed for various applications. If you're considering purchasing a folding saw, this guide will help you understand the significant features, considerations, and general advice to make the best choice for your needs.

Key Features to Consider

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Blade Length and Type: Opt for a suitable blade length depending on your intended use. Narrower blades are more precise for detailed work, while wider blades can handle heavier-duty tasks.
Folding Mechanism: Find a model with an easy-to-use and sturdy folding mechanism. A well-designed one will ensure a secure and convenient storage.
Handle Material and Comfort: Choose a handle made from durable and comfortable material. Ergonomic designs provide better grip and reduce user fatigue.
Portability: Consider the overall size and weight of the saw. A lightweight and compact folding saw is a good choice for outdoor trips or traveling.
Additional Features: Some models come with sheaths, belt loops, or quick-release locks, which can be useful additions depending on your needs.

Considerations Before Purchasing

Before deciding which Coghlan's Folding Saw meets your requirements, consider the application for which you'll be using it, your budget, and the overall performance required. If you'll primarily be working in a wooded area or need an extra cutting tool, a folding saw could be a useful addition to your toolkit.

General Advice for Safe and Efficient Use

Safety First: Always ensure you're wearing protective gear like gloves and eye protection when using a folding saw. Keep the saw's blade away from your skin and wear long sleeves to avoid accidents.
Maintain the Blade: Regularly sharpen and oil the saw's blade for optimal performance. A dull or rusted blade can impede cutting efficiency and damage the surrounding material.
Secure Your Workpiece: Before cutting, make sure the material is securely fastened to avoid any accidents or damage. You can use clamps or other safety devices to secure your workpiece.
Follow the Manufacturer's Instructions: Always read and adhere to the manufacturer's guidelines provided with the folding saw for safe and efficient use.

With this buyer's guide in mind, you'll be better equipped to choose the right Coghlan's Folding Saw to fit your needs and make the most of your investment.

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FAQ

What is Coghlan's Folding Saw?

Coghlan's Folding Saw is a portable and compact saw designed for various outdoor activities such as camping, hiking, and fishing. The folding mechanism allows it to be easily carried and stored.

What is the blade made of?

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The blade is made of high-quality stainless steel, providing durability and resistance to corrosion.

What is the size of the folded saw?

The folded dimensions of Coghlan's Folding Saw are 9.7 inches long, 1.2 inches wide, and 0.1 inches thick. This compact size makes it easy to carry and store in backpacks or other gear.

What is the recommended use of Coghlan's Folding Saw?

Coghlan's Folding Saw is suitable for cutting small branches, kindling, firewood, and other tasks requiring a portable saw during camping, hiking, and other outdoor adventures.

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How does the saw lock into place when opened?

Coghlan's Folding Saw features a simple yet effective locking mechanism. When the saw is opened, a locking tab on the handle is engaged, holding the saw in place and preventing it from folding back. This ensures the user's safety while using the saw.

Is the saw easy to use?

Yes, Coghlan's Folding Saw is designed to be user-friendly. It features a comfortable grip, a razor-sharp blade, and a lightweight construction, making it easy to use for cutting various materials.

How do I take care of my Coghlan's Folding Saw?

To maintain the quality and performance of your Coghlan's Folding Saw, clean it after each use, and store it in a dry place to prevent rusting. Regularly sharpen the blade using a sharpening stone or file to ensure optimal cutting performance.

Is Coghlan's Folding Saw suitable for heavy-duty cutting tasks?

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2024.05.21 07:54 Angelust16 Dine and Dash Managers - The Rolling Stones of the Dynasty Community

If you've taken a look at the available orphans out there during the off-season, you tend to notice the same kinds of rosters far more often than not. A couple serviceable QBs, maybe a few high-risk busts like Justin Fields, but a ton of win-now pieces like Tyreek Hill, CMC, Keenan Allen, Davante Adams, and maybe 3 RBs in the flex spots. Basically a team that is rolling down the hill of decline, with a manager who doesn't want to commit to a rebuild.
One thing that has become clear to me after having picked up a bunch of orphans and playing in a bunch of leagues is that the managers clearly drafted their team during the startup to have a high chance of getting into the playoffs for about 2-3 years, with no plan to stick around. They'll sell their picks, and they're especially all-in on it if the league has no clear rules to limit future pick spending.
This is a problem in dynasty with a bunch of strangers, with no obvious answers right now. Paying 2 years up front to draft a win-now team seems prohibitive for this kind of behavior, but it's not. I'm not great at math, but you just need to edge your chances to win beyond a certain percentage to make a 2-year stint worthwhile after having paid 3 buy-ins (33%?). That can be pretty easy to do when your chances to win in a 12 team are less than 10%, and you just need to make your chances close to around 15-20% to justify a short-term strategy. It's probably even easier than that when some managers are just going all youth, or tanking year 1. In a few startups, I've seen no less than 4-5 players deciding to punt the first year in order to tap into rookies and struggle for the 1.01-1.03.
What makes this even more aggravating is that the whole, "next year is paid, but you need to pay for the NEXT year" is no real incentive to pick up a depleted orphan. "They paid for 2025, so they were allowed to trade their 2025 picks". So the poor commish has to recruit someone to pick up an orphan with no picks this year, a geriatric team that will be a nightmare to trade, and they still have to ask you to pay the buy-in before you can actually play the year that is the first of probably 2-3 years of rebuild.
Like at some point, don't you see a manager in a startup draft Anthony Richardson, CMC, Tyreek, Kelce, Dak, Saquon, Achane, Kyren, etc. etc. and think to yourself, "this dude is gone in like 2 years. " And you know that the dude, whether he wins the chip or not, is going to get his money's worth, because he may have paid 3 buy-ins, but he had two really solid runs at the money and also has no financial obligation to hang around to babysit a rebuild for 2-3 years, because honestly that's the way he/she likes to play and they don't care what it does to the league. The excuse will be, "got too many leagues, need to cut a few," or "need to downsize, got some money issues," or whatever BS they say.
I realize this is more of a rant than a discussion starter, but it really sours my taste for dynasty when I see a team or two that is almost certainly headed toward being an orphan, and no one in the league can do anything about it but hope the league will stay around long enough to weed those guys out.

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2024.05.21 07:49 EmpressCerise happy birthday, I guess?

Pabuhos lang po ako ng nararamdaman. Birthday ko naman eh.
Simula nang hindi na ako nakakapagbigay ng panggastos sa bahay, palagi na lang disappointed sa akin si mama. Kahit ako rin naman disappointed sa sarili ko kasi ilang months na rin mula no'ng natanggal ako sa trabaho. Actively looking for work din naman ako. Apply ako nang apply, pero dahil wala na akong ibang alam na skills aside sa dati kong trabaho, walang tumatawag ni isa sa akin.
Kagabi tinanong niya ako kung may pera na raw ba ako, sabi ko wala pa. Naiintindihan ko naman kung bakit ganoon na lang ang lukot sa mukha niya, kasi nga disappointed siya sa akin. Hirap na hirap akong pigilan 'yung luha ko sa harap niya kagabi. Sinong hindi maiiyak? Tatlong piso na lang laman ng wallet ko, hindi ko man lang sila mai-treat kahit ice cream o roll cake man lang. Kahit nga fudgee bar lang o lemon square cheesecake para sa sarili ko wala rin eh.
Hindi ko alam kung gugustuhin ko pa bang magkapamilya. Itong pamilya ko pa nga lang hirap na akong sustentuhan, kahit sarili ko man lang eh. Hirap maging panganay na babae, 'no? Hindi ko naman sila masisi kung ako nakikita nilang way para makaahon sila sa hirap. Paano naman ako, hindi ako makakita ng way para maiahon ang sarili ko hahaha.
Hindi ako makakuha ng lakas ng loob na humingi ng tulong sa kanya o sa kahit na kanino kasi pakiramdam ko disappointment lang ako sa lahat ng kakapitan ko. Nababagabag ako palagi ng mga salitang "utang na loob" kasi pakiramdam ko hinding-hindi ko masusuklian 'yon lahat.
'Yung mga nasa circle ng low-key friendships ko naman ay may kanya-kanya nang mga buhay. Hindi ko na rin alam nangyayari sa mga buhay nila, ganoon din sila sa akin. Hindi man lang nga yata nila naalala na birthday ko ngayon. Kaya nahihiya rin ako humingi ng tulong sa kanila eh. Baka ayon pa maging dahilan ng pagkasira ng pagkakaibigan namin, na baka ma-disappoint lang din sila akin.
Gusto ko lang ng yakap sa ngayon. Siguro itutulog ko na lang muna ito maghapon habang yakap-yakap ang sarili ko. Bukas, mas magiging matatag na ako. Hindi ko alam saan ako kukuha ng panggastos para bumiyahe sa mga companies para mag-apply. Pero hahanap ako ng paraan. Pangako.
Happy birthday ulit, self! Virtual cake na lang muna para sa atin. 🎂

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2024.05.21 07:09 _Triple_ [STORE] 900+ KNIVES/GLOVES/SKINS, 100.000$+ INVENTORY. BFK Lore, Gloves Amphibious, Skeleton Fade, Bowie Emerald, BFK Auto, Gloves MF, Talon Doppler, Gloves POW, Bayo Tiger, Gut Sapphire, Stiletto MF, M9 Ultra, Ursus Doppler, Flip Doppler, M9 Stained, Nomad CW, Paracord CW, AK-47 X-Ray & A Lot More

Everything in my inventory is up for trade. The most valuable items are listed here, the rest you can find in My Inventory

Feel free to Add Me or even better send a Trade Offer. Open for any suggestions: upgrades, downgrades / knives, gloves, skins / stickers, patterns, floats.

All Buyouts are listed in cash value.

KNIVES

★ Butterfly Knife Lore (Factory New), B/O: $7194.77

★ Butterfly Knife Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2025.74

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★ M9 Bayonet Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $557.87

★ M9 Bayonet Stained (Well-Worn), B/O: $529.41

★ M9 Bayonet Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $465.39

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★ Talon Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $1295.27

★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth (Minimal Wear), B/O: $746.28

★ Karambit Bright Water (Field-Tested), B/O: $688.15

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★ Flip Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $547.93

★ Flip Knife Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $476.69

★ Flip Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $278.18

★ Flip Knife Black Laminate (Well-Worn), B/O: $258.83

★ Flip Knife Urban Masked (Field-Tested), B/O: $181.64

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★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $686.04

★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $665.41

★ Stiletto Knife, B/O: $601.39

★ Stiletto Knife Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $418.25

★ Stiletto Knife Night Stripe (Field-Tested), B/O: $227.80

★ Stiletto Knife Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $194.96

★ Stiletto Knife Safari Mesh (Field-Tested), B/O: $192.79

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★ Nomad Knife Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $518.11

★ Nomad Knife Scorched (Field-Tested), B/O: $169.78

★ Nomad Knife Forest DDPAT (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $166.88

★ StatTrak™ Nomad Knife Blue Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $335.79

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★ Skeleton Knife Stained (Well-Worn), B/O: $442.05

★ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked (Minimal Wear), B/O: $426.24

★ Skeleton Knife Boreal Forest (Field-Tested), B/O: $314.03

★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Fade (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2361.28

★ StatTrak™ Skeleton Knife Urban Masked (Field-Tested), B/O: $376.53

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★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $557.12

★ Ursus Knife, B/O: $471.42

★ Ursus Knife Blue Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $212.37

★ Ursus Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $187.66

★ Ursus Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $178.18

★ Ursus Knife Ultraviolet (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $155.13

★ Ursus Knife Boreal Forest (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $124.26

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★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate (Minimal Wear), B/O: $204.83

★ Huntsman Knife Black Laminate (Field-Tested), B/O: $184.50

★ StatTrak™ Huntsman Knife Lore (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $224.11

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★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $2142.02

★ Bowie Knife, B/O: $230.44

★ Bowie Knife Damascus Steel (Factory New), B/O: $209.20

★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (Minimal Wear), B/O: $180.51

★ Bowie Knife Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $131.03

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★ Falchion Knife Night (Field-Tested), B/O: $132.54

★ Falchion Knife Urban Masked (Well-Worn), B/O: $112.81

★ Falchion Knife Scorched (Field-Tested), B/O: $108.81

★ Falchion Knife Forest DDPAT (Field-Tested), B/O: $107.82

★ Falchion Knife Safari Mesh (Field-Tested), B/O: $107.46

★ StatTrak™ Falchion Knife Ultraviolet (Field-Tested), B/O: $143.08

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★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web (Minimal Wear), B/O: $486.48

★ Paracord Knife Blue Steel (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $163.12

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★ Survival Knife Blue Steel (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $138.26

★ Survival Knife Night Stripe (Field-Tested), B/O: $131.03

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★ Gut Knife Sapphire (Minimal Wear), B/O: $1127.79

★ Gut Knife Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $286.17

★ Gut Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $246.55

★ Gut Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $240.77

★ Gut Knife, B/O: $210.49

★ Gut Knife Lore (Field-Tested), B/O: $194.22

★ Gut Knife Case Hardened (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $151.51

★ Gut Knife Blue Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $124.94

★ Gut Knife Rust Coat (Well-Worn), B/O: $118.99

★ Gut Knife Boreal Forest (Minimal Wear), B/O: $109.80

★ StatTrak™ Gut Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $237.96

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★ Shadow Daggers Gamma Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $264.92

★ Shadow Daggers Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $253.03

★ Shadow Daggers Tiger Tooth (Factory New), B/O: $237.22

★ Shadow Daggers Crimson Web (Field-Tested), B/O: $153.40

★ Shadow Daggers Autotronic (Minimal Wear), B/O: $144.42

★ Shadow Daggers Blue Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $105.20

★ StatTrak™ Shadow Daggers Damascus Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $150.46

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★ Navaja Knife Fade (Factory New), B/O: $365.99

★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Factory New), B/O: $228.93

★ Navaja Knife Marble Fade (Factory New), B/O: $227.43

★ Navaja Knife Slaughter (Factory New), B/O: $209.06

★ Navaja Knife, B/O: $203.16

★ Navaja Knife Case Hardened (Well-Worn), B/O: $132.57

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Factory New), B/O: $121.69

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Minimal Wear), B/O: $109.95

★ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $100.41

★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Fade (Factory New), B/O: $369.01

★ StatTrak™ Navaja Knife Damascus Steel (Field-Tested), B/O: $109.95

GLOVES

★ Sport Gloves Amphibious (Minimal Wear), B/O: $2394.67

★ Sport Gloves Omega (Well-Worn), B/O: $572.33

★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph (Minimal Wear), B/O: $338.88

★ Sport Gloves Big Game (Field-Tested), B/O: $323.66

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★ Specialist Gloves Marble Fade (Minimal Wear), B/O: $1652.07

★ Specialist Gloves Tiger Strike (Field-Tested), B/O: $599.14

★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Web (Well-Worn), B/O: $231.57

★ Specialist Gloves Buckshot (Minimal Wear), B/O: $126.21

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★ Moto Gloves POW! (Minimal Wear), B/O: $996.99

★ Moto Gloves POW! (Field-Tested), B/O: $383.31

★ Moto Gloves POW! (Well-Worn), B/O: $276.00

★ Moto Gloves Turtle (Field-Tested), B/O: $180.28

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★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! (Minimal Wear), B/O: $502.29

★ Hand Wraps Giraffe (Minimal Wear), B/O: $180.73

★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $178.32

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★ Driver Gloves Queen Jaguar (Minimal Wear), B/O: $181.01

★ Driver Gloves Rezan the Red (Field-Tested), B/O: $101.66

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★ Broken Fang Gloves Jade (Field-Tested), B/O: $127.88

★ Broken Fang Gloves Needle Point (Minimal Wear), B/O: $124.55

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★ Bloodhound Gloves Guerrilla (Minimal Wear), B/O: $127.94

★ Hydra Gloves Case Hardened (Field-Tested), B/O: $102.55

WEAPONS

AK-47 X-Ray (Well-Worn), B/O: $478.95

AUG Hot Rod (Factory New), B/O: $425.83

StatTrak™ M4A1-S Hyper Beast (Factory New), B/O: $413.95

M4A4 Daybreak (Factory New), B/O: $309.51

StatTrak™ AK-47 Aquamarine Revenge (Factory New), B/O: $305.43

AK-47 Case Hardened (Well-Worn), B/O: $196.38

StatTrak™ M4A4 Temukau (Minimal Wear), B/O: $174.64

P90 Run and Hide (Field-Tested), B/O: $167.03

AWP Asiimov (Field-Tested), B/O: $153.33

Souvenir SSG 08 Death Strike (Minimal Wear), B/O: $140.00

M4A1-S Printstream (Battle-Scarred), B/O: $124.70

StatTrak™ M4A1-S Golden Coil (Field-Tested), B/O: $117.48

AWP Asiimov (Well-Worn), B/O: $115.97

StatTrak™ Desert Eagle Printstream (Minimal Wear), B/O: $112.96

StatTrak™ AK-47 Asiimov (Minimal Wear), B/O: $110.85

Souvenir M4A1-S Master Piece (Well-Worn), B/O: $102.42

AK-47 Bloodsport (Minimal Wear), B/O: $100.53

Trade Offer Link - Steam Profile Link - My Inventory

Some items on the list may no longer be available or are still locked, visit My Inventory for more details.

Send a Trade Offer for fastest response. I consider all offers.

Add me for discuss if there is a serious offer that needs to be discussed.

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