Hello! Heres the PROOF
Looking to sell off some of my bullion coins for some extra cash to buy more coins!
Shipping USPS Priority for a flat rate of ONLY $5 regardless of purchase size! Each coin/coins will be nicely packaged and shipped via padded bubble mailer. All coins will be shipped in their capsules. Will ship as soon as I can!
For Payment I accept PayPal, Venmo, or Cashapp!
Now heres what ive got for sale!

• (2017 American 1oz Silver Eagle BU) - $35
  
• (2017 Noah's Ark Armenia 500 Dram 1oz Silver BU) - $35
  
• (2017 Australian Kookaburra Perth Mint 1oz Silver BU) - $40
  
• (2016 Canada Maple Leaf Tank Privy 1oz Silver BU) - $45
  
• (2016 Canada Maple Leaf Bigfoot Privy 1oz Silver BU RARE!) - $65
  
• (2017 Australian Year Of The Rooster Lunar Series 1/2oz Silver BU) - $25
  
• (2016 Australian Year Of The Monkey Lunar Series 1/2oz Silver BU) - $25
  

Note: The 2 Canadian Privy coins have some minor scratches/spotting. Any scratches you may see on the other coins are just on the capsules.
Please feel free to ask me any questions or requests for more pictures if wanted :)

This is the Working Glitches Section! This is always being improved, and if you have any recommendations please let me know in the comments or send me a direct message. If you know a glitch is working on any other platform I haven't included or doesn't work anymore, also let us know. If a platform is in italics, it means it is unsure. If a platform is just "Xbox" or "PlayStation", that means that it works with both old gen and new gen versions of the game.
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Money and RP Glitches:

BEFF - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	No Save AHK - PC - Solo	Arena RP Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Double Secondary Loot - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	5k RP Every 30 Secs - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Dr Dre Linux Replay Glitch - PC - Solo
Facility Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Exclusive Solo Frozen Money PS5 New Gen- PS5 - Solo	Easy Money and RP - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Improved SFM - Xbox, Playstation - Non Solo	2 Player Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	25 Second Frozen Money - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
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Player Based Glitches:

Checkerboard Outfit in Lobby - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Unlock Love Fist Shortsleeve - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Wear Any Blacklisted Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Cashmere Coat with Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Orange/Purple Joggers and Bulletproof - Xbox Series, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Play as Big Rabbit - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Transfer Coloured Chutes Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Apartment God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Candy Cane Weapon - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Jet Black Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Bigfoot Beard - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Halloween Biker Jacket - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Black Joggers - PS4 - Solo	No Ankles - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Female Joggers - Playstation - Solo	KD Farm - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Outfit Transfer - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Remove Bodysuit Logo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	IAA Badge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Transfer Duffle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Invisible Arms on Cop Outfit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Any Shoes with Gorka Pants - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Cop Outfit - PS4 - Semi-Solo
Transfer Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Semi-Solo	Perma Stun Lock - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Modded Outfits (No Checkerboard) - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Kill God Mode Players - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Invisible Stomach - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Thermals in Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Play as Franklin - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Ballistic Health Boost and Minigun - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	FIB Necklace - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Gorka Joggers with IAA Belt and Invisible Torso - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Machine Revolver - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Frontier Outfit in 1 Day - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Save CEO Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Female No Bra - Xbox One - Solo
White Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Grey Snapback Half Hat - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Merge Special Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Juggernaut Suit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Racing Suit Shoulder Pads - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Gruppe, Prison and Paramedic Belts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Overcoat and Suit Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	No Kick Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Chemical Mask on All Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Alien Outfit Without Mask - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Topless Female - Xbox One, Playstation 4 - Solo	NOOSE Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Invisible Arms - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	CEO/MC Joggers & Outfits - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Semi No Ragdoll - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Account Dupe Workaround - Xbox - Solo	OTR Invisible Character - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Vehicle Warehouse OTR - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Agency God Mode - PS5 - Solo	Save Cluckin Bell Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Headless Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Solo Coke Business OTR - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible While On the MK2 - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock High Flyer Parachute - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Autoshop God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	MOC OTR - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Give AA Trailer to Friends - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Halloween Weather in Freemode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo

Miscellaneous:

Infinite Toreador Boost - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	BEFF Double Garage - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Public Solo Session - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Complete Tier 3 Survival Headshot Challenge - PS - Solo	Modded Acid Lab - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Drive Unreleased Cars - Playstation - Solo
DMO Lite - Playstation - Solo	MOC Solo Merge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Weapons in Facility - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
TP Mugshoot Room - Playstation - Solo	Infinitely Spawn Vehicles - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Sell 27 Cars/Day - Xbox One, PS4 - Solo
Arena War AFK - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Vehicle Magic Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Magic Slot Flip - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Brickade Fooliganz Livery Flip - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Bypass Daily Sell Limit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Brickade Merge - Playstation - Solo
GATF - Xbox, Playstation - Non- Solo	BF Wevil Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Shooting Range Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Thermal in Story Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	2 Sparrows at Same Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Quickly Fill Nightclub - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Infinite Company SUV's - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Endless Simeon Test Drive - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Double Damage - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Teleport in LSCM - Playstation - Solo	Get Inside Luxury Autos - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Prep Job TP - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Skywalker - Playstation - Solo	Cop Car Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Colored Stock Wheels - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Director Mode Trailer Online - Playstation - Solo
Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Car on Cerberus Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Casino No Timer - Xbox Series, PS5, PC - Non-Solo
No Wanted Level - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Drive Invisible Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Sultan Classic Speed Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo	Yellow Car Freak Out - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	BMX Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Special/Person Vehicle in Sumo - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock Trevor at Beginning of Game -PS4 - Solo	Wheel Merge/Transfer - PC - Non-Solo
Chameleon Pearlescent Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	No Cops - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Magic Slot Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Bushole Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Extra Consumables - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Out of Bounds - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo
Under the Map Anywhere - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Walk in the Sky - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Merge/Teleport Jobs - Xbox	2 Boys, 1 Hole - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	RC Bandito C4 Throw - Playstation - Solo
Autoclub Podium Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Low Grip Tires on Any Car - PC - Solo
High Speed Jet Donuts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	OOB Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Toreador God Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Wall Breach - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Teleport with Akula - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra with MOC Health - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Freeze Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Transparent Jet - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Trevors Car - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Matte Pearlescent Respray - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hide Cargo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Weapons Inside Arena - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Teleport Inside of UFO - Playstation - Solo	GATF Workaround - Playstation - Non-Solo
Change the Inductor Bike Color - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Terrorbyte Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Old Casino/Story Map Online - Playstation, Xbox - Semi-Solo
Unlock Special Hidden Weapons - PS4, Xbox One	NPC Bone Jiggling - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	Add Extra Accessories to Vehicles - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Park Ranger Outfit Glitch - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	AFK Exploit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Save Park Ranger Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Motorcycle to Car Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Last Gen Car to Car Merge - PS4, Xbox One - Non-Solo	Current Gen Car to Car Merge - PS5, Xbox Series - Non-Solo
Moc to MOC GCTF Glitch Out - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Apartment Vehicle God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Cluckin Bell Weapons Setup Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Facility GCTF w/ All OTR Methods Included - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Fly Under the Map with a Jet - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Facility Invisibility + No Cops + OTR and God Mode - Playstation, Xbox - Solo

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Frequently Asked Questions

If you ask about something which can be clearly answered via the information in the FAQ's, your comment will be removed.
Where are the newest glitches?

• Sorting the sub by new is the easiest way to find the most current glitches
• Our Discord server has a section with quite a few working glitches

Are Heist Replay Glitches patched?

• No, and they probably won't be any time soon; if ever.
• Heist replay glitch is still working in the enhanced version.
• Please note that timings might be more difficult than in the past.

How do I do X Heist Replay?

• Cayo Perico
• Casino
• Bogdan

Tips on how to avoid heist reset on consoles.

• Take a break after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try clearing your cache after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try disconnecting after the white transaction loading circle and before the orange loading circle
• Try disconnecting after the "Transaction Pending" disappears at the bottom of the screen

Can you get banned from doing X Glitch?

• Outside of the few admonished outliers such as the strain of Apartment Glitches, you WON'T GET BANNED for doing any glitches. This includes things such as Heist Replays, AFK's, Merges, Dupes (creating/owning/selling Dupes) and etcetera.

Any good RP glitches around?

• This is a new type of job, TeamLilac AFK, and should be similar to Peter Griffin AFK. Please feel free to leave feedback on this job since its new

Best money glitch out right now?

• Heist Replays (Bogdan/Cayo Perico), GCTF Dupes, and/or Semi-Frozen Money (solo) will always remain as time proven choices. Alongside whatever Dupe Glitch is currently available/working.

Anything pertaining to Dupes?

• Destro's Duping Encyclopedia will most likely have your answers. Start with the Introduction segment which covers the jist of the relevant topics, otherwise flip through to the topic dedicated chapter
• DSL Guide contains the updated DSL limits and thresholds and will continue to be regularly and consistently updated, please refer to this if you need help regarding the your sale limit and issues pertaining to it.

Merge Glitches?

• LSCM Car to Car for Last Gen
• LSCM Car to Car for Current Gen

External Resources:

• Our Discord Server - Highly recommended and it's the best place to help keep you updated with all the working glitches being discovered.

Se7enSins:

• Glitched Clothing Megathread
• GTA Blacklisted Vehicles

Looking for a partner in crime?

1. Need People for Duping/Trading - Refer to
2. Need People for Heist Replays/JAFK/Misc Jobs - Refer to

Happy glitching! 😉

Proof: https://imgur.com/a/KiKCNve
For sale/NFT
Shipping is $8 per pop, US only
Please feel free to message with any questions or to request pictures.
Count Chocula, Franken Berry, Boo Berry (with bowls) set of three - $100
Halloween Town Sora - $35
Punisher Chase - $50
Bigfoot (marshmallow) - $50
Mercy (Witch) - $65
The Coon (convention sticker, box damage) - $35
Toxic Rick - $33
Toxic Morty - $20
Sub-zero Chase - $25
Bob Ross Flocked (Big G Creative sticker) - $30
Qui Gon Jinn GITD (2017 galactic convention) - $55
Shadow Heartless GITD Chase - $25
Sora Final Form (Best Buy sticker) - $45
Nega Scott - $25
Jared - $30
Yuichiro (Demon) - $35
Tron Chase - $30
Mickey Mouse (Funko shop, blue/green) - $25
Negan Black/white (toys r us) - $25
Negan blood splatter (Barnes & noble) - $25
Red ranger Metallic (hot topic) - $25
Blue ranger Metallic (GameStop) - $25
Black Ranger - $35
Dragon shield red ranger (fye sticker) - $45
Scott Pilgrim (sword of destiny) - $150
Sora, Goofy, Donald (tron outfits) - $30
Nightwing (red) (fugitive toys exclusive) - $150
Red wing robin - $25
Beerus (flocked) - $60
Spider-Man (large font) - $35
White Tigerzord - $30
Megazord - $25
Black & Gold Dragonzord - $45
D.Va with Meka (blueberry) (Walmart sticker) - $25
Roadhog and junkrat - $20
Rick’s ship - $45
Katayanagi Twins - $28
Matthew Patel & Demon Chick - $45
Captain America/ iron man/ Hawkeye/ spider-man 4 pack - $20

It was back in 1993 or so when I received a phone call from Kentucky. It was my good buddy, Steiner. “Bud!! Bud!!! You got to come up here right now!!! There’s a huge creature on my property!!! I’m scared shitless!!!” It was Steiner, and he was hysterical. He is always calling me when he gets a little Bigfoot activity on his property. He is a bit of a pussy, if you know what I mean.
I had to work at it, but I finally calmed him down. I told him to tell me exactly what happened and to do so both slowly and succinctly. Apparently, one of those bigfoot he thinks is haunting his homestead turned out to be real. Then son of a bitch came crashing through the woods at Steiner in the middle of the night while he was outside taking his dog to piss. Steiner managed to scoop up his mutt and run into his house ahead of the charging beast just in the nick of time.
Later that night Steiner was harassed by the monster. It repeatedly banged on the side of his trailer home and aggressively vocalized. Steiner was virtually catatonic. Then, not long before sunrise, he finally glanced out a window. That’s when he saw it. A huge black shadow of a hairy creature standing 10 feet tall, arms hanging down to its knees, conical head, no neck, and glowing red eyes. Steiner claims that it scared him so badly that he lost control of all bodily functions.
“Bud, I was so scared I pissed myself!”, Steiner told me. I said “Keep your bodily functions to yourself, asshole.” He begged and begged. Finally I said, “ok, ok. Let me grab some guns and gear and I will be there before nightfall.” Steiner started thanking me and telling me how much this meant to him as I was hanging up the phone. “What a putz”, I said.
It was 6:00 am. Steiner has just experienced this bullshit. I wondered whether it was real or if he was snorting Sudafed again. Then I glanced over at the young, hot Asian chick in my bed. I said “fuck Steiner”, then I fucked the Asian beauty once again. In fact, we rolled around in bed until around noon. Then she cleaned my house and left for work. I passed out and woke up around 4:00 pm. My cell phone was ringing, playing “Hammer Smashed Face” by Cannibal Corpse as the ringtone. I picked up my phone and looked at it. It was Steiner. So I silenced it and went back to sleep.
Now your old Buddy, Bud, ain’t gonna lie to you. Back in the day it was not unusual for him to get coked and liquored up then go on wild sex and coke binges for days on end. Since I was just crashing from one of these binges I slept for hours. Sometime around 5:00 am I woke up and got a bite to eat from the kitchen.
I made a sandwich for myself, then sat in my recliner to eat it while I watched the VHS video I recorded earlier of me and the Asian chick fucking. It was fucking SPECTACULAR! You never look as big as when you are coke-horny and fucking a chink! I was thinking about sending this one to Vivid as an audition tape. In fact, it was almost too good! It got me aroused all over again and I had to rub one out to my own video! I am a fucking hardcore sexual athlete!
Then something hit me. Something was missing. I knew what needed to be done. That video needed MORE Asian bitches! Oh, and they all needed to be crying! I figured that with me and my rod, and then 3 Asian bitches, I was sure to get signed to a porn contract out in L.A.!! I snatched up my phone so I could call my date from last night, sweet little Bang-Mee, and get her to round up a couple more sluts from the Sushi joint where she works so we could shoot a MFFF 4-way sexual bonanza!
But when I looked at my phone I could see that I had received 97 phone calls, 42 voice mailed, 103 texts, and 78 emails, ALL since the last time I checked. My phone was BLOWN UP! They were all from the same person too: Steiner. “Oh shit!”, I thought, “I totally forgot about that sumbitch!”
So, a couple hours laters I had Bang-Mee at my home, along with her slutty friends Bend-Mee and Bang-Ho. We shot hardcore fuck sessions for hours. At one point all 4 of us were sacked out together on my bed resting, exhausted, battered and bruised. I vaguely remembered hearing my phone’s ringtone. Then one of the whores answered the phone.
“Ha-Row? Ha-Row?” The dumb slut was trying to answer my fucking phone but she barely spoke a word of English. I came to, yanked my phone from her paw, and then slapped the shit out of her. “HELLO?!?”, I barked into the phone. It was Steiner. “Bud?!? Where are you?!? You promised you were coming. Where are you?!?”, he asked.
I said, “Look dude, I got held up by some Asian pussy, you know what I am saying?” There was a pause, following by an impatient sounding Steiner asking “Bud, you’re doing coke again, aren’t you?” I immediately felt ashamed.
You see, the last time I got together with old man Steiner I went off on a coke-fueled binge while we were in western North Carolina hunting the Cherokee Devil. We stumbled upon a campsite where a couple sweet young things were on an overnighter. I ended up staying with them and fucking them both all night. Steiner got mad and wandered off. The next morning when I woke up the two campers were dead and I had no memory of what happened. I panicked, grabbed my rifle, and took off running through the woods naked and looking for Steiner.
I finally ran into old Steiner about a mile from the campsite. Old man Steiner was able to calm me down and convince me that the two sluts and their campsite had to be set on fire and burned to destroy the evidence, especially the DNA evidence I most assuredly left all over and inside those two whores.
I could not bring myself to return. I was catching a mighty bad case of the fear. Like a man and a true friend, Steiner said he would take care of it. So he set off toward the camp to take care of the problem, and I sat down at the base of a big ass pine tree to await his return, naked and clutching my AR-10.
But Steiner never returned. The day started to grow late. I had calmed down and started to get hungry. I started to worry about Steiner. I mean, either he ran into problems or he just left me out here as payback for ditching him last night to fuck whores. The more I thought about, the more convinced I became that the sneaky rat-bastard, Steiner, just walked out of the woods and left me. He was punishing me. He was getting even, which was incredibly petty given that my little romp at the campsite turned into a fucking crime scene. Could Steiner REALLY be this fucked up and shallow? YEP!
I decided I was going to get the fuck out of there, find Steiner, and put my foot up in his ass. I stormed off. But then I started thinking about the dead bitches and the fact they are covered in my DNA. “Steiner was right”, I thought to myself, “I need to destroy the evidence”. So I headed to the camp first to take care of that. Afterward I would go beat the shit out of Steiner.
So, I headed toward the campsite. The bitches had some cooking oil. I figured I would just throw some oil on them and their shit in their tent, cover them with as much flammable shit as I could find, then set it all on fire. Hopefully the ground and trees would all catch too. I am like Peter North on Steroids. I blast ropes all over the fucking place. There was probably dried jizz from me in the fucking trees.
As I approached the campsite I began sensing that something was wrong. I heard strange noises, muffled sounds, and a low whimpering noise. I immediately went on high alert. I also recalled that these woods are the lair of the feared Cherokee Devil, an ominous and deadly Sasquatch that has struck fear in the Cherokee Nation for generations. I went into tactical mode seemlessly, hit the ground, and belly crawled the rest of the way.
It was already getting dark when I reached the edge of the campsite. As I approached the odd sounds grew louder and clearer. I raised my rifle and pointed it in the direction of the camp. I could see movement, but I could not make out anything. I engaged the night vision scope I have mounted on my rifle. I could now see, but the view was still rather obscured. I slowly rose up off the forest floor. Then I saw it. It was absolutely fucking horrible. I mean, I was already more than half-way at full erection because I thought I was about to engage an enemy and get to shoot someone. But when I saw THIS, both my heart and my wang dropped!
There was old Steiner, bent face down over a log. His pants were around his ankles. There behind Steiner and on its knees was a HUGE Sasquatch, pounding his cock into Steiner’s ass. It was vicious too. That Bigfoot’s dick was as big around as a fucking gallon milk jug. Then, apparently sensing my presence, the creature turned its upper body and faced toward my position, staring right at me. It’s eyes were red and glowing with hate. It was the Cherokee Devil! The beast of a million nightmares was looking right at me!
I opened fire, immediately dumping my 20 rd mag into the beast. I then dropped my rifle, charged into camp, and retrieved my .44 magnum from my backpack which I stupidly left behind when I evacuated the camp earlier. The beast was just getting to its feet, not 10 feet from me, I took aim at the red eyes and started blasting. That big fucker let out the most horrible, sobering cry of pain I have ever heard in my life. Clearly I had hit it and caused major damage. It then instantly turned and crashed off into the woods. But I was in no condition to pursue, so I let it go. But I will note that since that night there have been no more sightings reported from that area of a beast with glowing red eyes. I never saw the Cherokee Devil again after that.
I got dressed, walked over and kicked Steiner, then said “Get the fuck up, bitch. We got work to do. Stop afterglowing and be a man.” He struggled to his feet. I have to say, I was actually glad that I found Steiner out here being raped by the Cherokee Devil. It means he did not run out on me like some chicken-shit, rat-bastard. Instead, he had, in fact, came to the camp to do the job he set out to do - to do old Bud a solid. A wide smile came to my face. I looked over at Steiner, who was rubbing his butthole, and asked “Did you enjoy that monkey cock up your ass, faggot?” He shot a disgust look my way and I laughed.
We burned up the campsite and surrounding woods pretty fucking good. Certainly, it was good enough to get rid of all my DNA. Old Steiner and I hiked out of there. I made gay jokes about him the entire way, and he just took it, like a bitch!
So I am a little sensitive about my personal shortcomings around Steiner. If not for my then affinity for coke, booze, and pussy, poor old Steiner would not have been raped by the Cherokee Devil. Steiner now knew, just from our brief telephone interaction, that I was lit up again. I took a deep breath, sighed, and said to Steiner “It does not matter, dude. I am on my way up there now.” Steiner immediately perked up. “REALLY?!? THAT’s AWESOME, BUD!”, Steiner was about to piss himself like a dog when his master returns home from work.
I hung up. I did not really want to blow off my porn film with the Asian sluts. It was a great opportunity and I wanted to pick up where I left off. So while they were passed out I hog-tied the three of them, wrapped duct tape around their eyes, and locked them in my closet. They are so coked up and such depraved cum-sluts that this will just make them hornier for when I get home.
I grabbed some gear and my guns, then took off for old Kentucky. As I neared the Tennessee Border I decided to listen to the voice mails Steiner left for me why I was gluing the snitch. Most of them were pretty pathetic, like a little kid waiting on his best friend. But a couple of them were whacked out crazy. One, for example, had Steiner’s pathetic message interrupted by what sounded like a demonic lion’s roar, followed by Steiner screaming like a fucking woman. Another one was Steiner begging for his life while some loud and aggressive clawing sounds were in the background.
I thought to myself, “Shit, maybe the ugly fuck-face actually DOES have an aggressive Sasquatch up there.” I sure would hate to hear about Steiner getting raped by a Bigfoot again, especially when I could be there to stop it.
The fact is, that Sasquatch could at any time catch, kill, and eat poor Steiner. It could also catch him and rape him anytime it wanted to. So, why all the torment? Only one thing made sense to me: this is the Sasquatch Mating Ritual.
Just as I was reaching for my phone to call Steiner it rang. I had assigned “Creep” by Radiohead as the ringtone for Steiner. I could tell by Thom Yorke’s melon collie tones emanating from my phone that Steiner was on the line.
“BUD!!!! HE’S BACK!!!!! HE’S HERE!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!”, screamed Steiner. I yelled at him to lower his voice and calm the fuck down. I explained to him that all the creature wants to do is impregnate him. I said, “Look, worst case scenario, just bend over and give up a bit of that man-pussy. Then it will leave you alone.”
My advice did nothing to calm Steiner. I started hearing pounding on the walls in the background. Clearly the beast was there and it was trying to get in Steiner’s house. I told him I was still two hours away and that he was going to have to hold off the Bigfoot until I get there.
Steiner asked me how to hold off the Sasquatch. I told Steiner to stick a finger up it’s ass while he is blowing the monster. Then I laughed out loud, satisfied with the humorous nature of my joke. However, Steiner was not amused.
Finally I asked, “Well shit, Steiner, do you still have that five-seven pistol?” He said he does. I told him to let the Sasquatch in, aim it at the monster’s sperm-engorged balls, and blast them to shreds. At least that way it will not be in the mood to fuck him. A pause ensued on our phone call. I could tell that Steiner was considering it.
“Will do!”, exclaimed Steiner. I commended him. I said, “Ok, dude, you blow his balls off. He will run off holding their bloody pulp between his hands, screaming like a bitch. By the time it gets composed and all worked up in a rage to return and kill you, I will be there.” Steiner agreed. I hung up and increased my speed from 100 mph to 120 mph.
Well, the plan fell apart immediately. That old Bigfoot busted straight through the door on its own, knocked the pistol out of Steiner’s hand, threw him face down on the floor and then pumped about 10 gallons of gorilla jizz up his ass. When I got there Steiner was still unconscious and Sasquatch jizz was coming out of his mouth. The monster was long gone. Honestly, it looked like Steiner had rabies with all that foam dripping out of his mouth. That squatch must have shot so much monkey love up into Steiner that it backed up into his esophagus and then out his mouth. He was saturated in it!
After about 15 minutes I was able to stop laughing and compose myself. Steiner was crying about wanting to go to the hospital. I called him a “pussy” and told him to lie face down on the floor. I was going to sew him up. Steiner tried to protest. I kicked him in his sore ass, told him to shut up and get on the floor like I told him to. He obeyed.
I managed to scavenge up an old rusty sewing needle from Steiner’s junk drawer there in his little ramshackle abode. His kitchen was merely a card table with a hot plate sitting on it. Pathetic, I know. Then I found some 20 lb test fishing line. Then I went to work.
Old Steiny’s hiney was torn wide open like a sack of KFC chicken-n-biscuits at a negro titty bar. I threaded that fishing line through the needle eye. Then I looked for some anesthetic. The simplest thing would be booze. I asked Steiner what kind of booze his sorry ass kept. “Well, I got a six-pack of Pabst beer in the ice box”, Steiner said. I looked around. It turned out that his refrigerator was an Igloo cooler sitting on the floor near his “kitchen”.
“Fuck that pussy shit”, I said. I pulled out my flask of Jack Daniels, took a good, deep slug, swished it around in my mouth to enjoy the sweet goodness of old JD’s product, then spit it on Steiner’s ass. I told Steiner he needed to bite down on a spoon while I stitched him up. Time was becoming an issue, as the bleeding was profuse and his colon was about to fall out.
Unfortunately, that white trash bastard didn’t have any silverware. So I gave him a dirty plastic spoon covered in dog hair I found behind his sink. Then a thought hit me. I asked, “Hey, Steiner... where the hell is your dog anyway?!?” Old Steiner started whimpering, then balled his eyes out. Then, through all the tears he said “The Bigfoot ate him!”
Well, that didn’t sit too well with me. It’s one thing to get a little piece of ass from a neighbor when you are feeling frisky. But killing a man’s dog is never acceptable. Ever! I told Steiner that we would kill that bastard Sasquatch just as soon as I get him stitched up. Still whimpering, Steiner said “H-h-h-hurry...”
I stitched up that sumbitch with fishing line then sat him down on his skeevy futon. “Ok, let’s get locked and loaded and go kill that monster!”, I said. But old Steiner was having none of it. He was still bitching about his ass hurting. I looked at him a moment then said “You fat faggot! Are you just going to let that Bigfoot get away with killing your fucking DOG?!?!??” Shit, man! I know bitches with bigger balls than you got!” But old Steiner just closed his eyes and moaned.
It was time for an agonizing reappraisal of the entire situation. Steiner was a bowl of Jello. He was not good for shit. So I decided I would go it alone. I grabbed old man Steiner’s cheap piss beer and handed it to him. I then patted his left shoulder and said “Ok, old man. You have been brave enough for one night. Drink a cold one or two and relax while I go out there and get that damned old monster for you.” Steiner looked up at me and smiled the best he could. Then I turned and walked through the door.
Before heading out I rigged Steiner’s front porch with some C-4 explosives I had laying around in my truck, and then jiggered together a device for remote detonation. I used an old cell phone for the detonator. When I hit “call” it will detonate the C-4. What I did not tell Steiner is that the Sasquatch would be back. They always drown a bitch Sasquatch with jizz in order to ensure procreation and, thus, perpetuation of their infernal race. Left alone, that damn monster would come back to rape Steiner 5-6 more times, whether he was dead or alive.
My plan was simple. I set up a blind just off from Steiner’s shitty little shack. While I was armed to the teeth, my plan was to let the beast walk up onto the porch when it returned to fuck Steiner, then blast it all to hell with the explosives.
I made up a little blind of bushes and trash, the latter of which was strewn about all over Steiner’s yard. “What a fucking sloppy pig...” I thought to myself. But, whatever. I would kill fat-boy’s Bigfoot, then haul ass out of this dump with the corpse. I have a connection I sell my Sasquatch corpses to. He harvests the glands and uses them for all sorts of weird shit. But that’s none of my business. I am only interested in his cash, which he seems to have in excess.
The night was quiet. In fact, it was too quiet. All I could hear was Steiner moaning and crying in his shack. My God, he is a big fucking baby! Then out of nowhere I heard footsteps!! “BOOM..BOOM..BOOM...BOOM!!” They were loud and they shook the ground. It was definitely the monster, and it was returning for Round 2 with Steiner.
The old man must have heard the footsteps too, because his weeping became louder and more agitated. It crossed my mind to walk straight into Steiner’s hut and just put him out of his misery altogether. But it would be impossible with this hefty beast approaching. I kept my eyes fixed upon the tree line as the steps grew closer.
Suddenly the monster appeared! It stepped out of the tree line and continued its march toward Steiner’s place. That son of a whore was at least 10’ tall. It was built like a brick shithouse, at least 5 ft across the shoulders. It’s fucking knuckles nearly dragged the ground. It was covered in hair and was absolutely ghastly! Then a thought hit me. Maybe this is not even a fucking Bigfoot. Maybe it’s a goddamn troll or something? One thing was for sure, it was primed for action. It had an erection about 4 foot long and as thick as a milk can! That sumbitch was hung!
I didn’t care what the fucker was. I was going to kill it. It walked straight to the trailer, right past me to the porch, then up onto the porch. Steiner’s shoddy craftsmanship was exposed as the porch shifted and creaked under the beast’s wake. I could not contain myself. This was it!
As I hit the remote switch to set off the C-4, I jumped up out of my blind as I excitedly yelled “DIE N!GGER!!!!!!!! But the explosion never happened. I pressed the button on my cell phone trigger again. Nothing. “Motherfucker”, I mumbled under my breath. Of course, the monster saw and heard me. It was now standing on Steiner’s porch, looking at me, growling at me. and baring it’s teeth. “Shit”, I said. I did not have the right fucking phone!!!!! I must have dropped my trigger phone!!!
I whipped up my AR-10 and immediately dumped a mag center-mass. The beast fell backwards into the front door as a result of the powerful blasts. The door flew open, giving Steiner a clear view of the beast. He went bat-shit crazy! He was screaming like a woman and flapping his arms around like a fucking retard.
As the beast lay stunned by my initial assault, I whipped out the .480 Ruger revolver from its shoulder rig, walked right up to that big motherfucker, and “BOOM!!!!” I put an entry wound in the front of that fucker’s head the size of a golf ball, and an exit wound the size of a grapefruit! I smoked that fucker!! About that time old Steiner wanders out into the porch to look. “Man, Bud! You killed it!” I said, “Fuck yeah, I did.”
Steiner and I got the corpse of that big bitch loaded into the back of my truck. He said he wanted something to remember this by, so I cut off the Sasquatch’s dick and gave it to Steiner. He hinted around about wanting a cut from my sale of the beast. But after I bitch slapped him he settled down.
“Well, old man, I guess I will be seeing ya!”, I said. He replied, “Hey, Bud, thanks for helping me out, you know. You are welcome back here anytime.” Then he did the damnedest thing: Steiner opened up his arms like he wanted to hug me, then proceeded to walk toward me!
I punched that silly Teutonic twit in his fucking throat, then left him wallowing around on the ground and gasping for breath as I drove off. What a fucking faggot!!
Well, that’s about it for this story. Though, it is not entirely the end. Ya see, I stopped in Chattanooga on the way home to have a beer and a burger at a titty bar. Well, one thing led to another and I found myself in a hotel room in Nashville coked to the gills and banging two whores. As we were taking a break from fucking I got a call on my cell phone.
When I saw that the call was from Steiner I rolled my eyes and sighed. “JEEEEEEEEESUS FUCKING CHRIST”, I said. One of the bimbos asked what the problem was. I told her to shut up and then I answered the phone. “What the fuck do you want now, you degenerate faggot?!?”, I asked.
But Steiner was all sweet. “Hey, Bud, look, I found your extra cell phone here in my yard. You must have dropped it when you were up here. Do you want me to mail it to you???” I said, “Hey buddy, do me a favor. Press the button marked “call”. That will let me know if it is mine or not.” Steiner said “okie dokie!”.
I heard a loud, though brief “BOOM!!”, then the phone went dead. “Yep”, I thought to myself, “that’s my phone.”

At Smokey Point Transit Center, the night was a cloak worn by the unsavory—a shroud for deeds best kept from daylight’s gaze. Freedom Pig stood alone, a sentinel among phantoms, her presence a threat to the shrouded commerce of flesh and vice that thrived in the neon shadows.
The air reeked of cheap stimulants and cheaper promises, the kind peddled in the hidden crevices of Arlington’s forgotten corners. Here, at this crossroads of desperation, the destitute and the predators danced their macabre waltz. The bus depot, a mock stage for this nightly ritual, pulsed with the heartbeat of illicit transactions masked by the mundane comings and goings of the city’s buses.
Across from the Little Caesars, where the promise of $5 feasts lured in the hungry and hollow-eyed, Freedom Pig watched. The artificial glow of Taco Time and the neon buzz from the ampm sign cast a surreal light, giving the night an edge of unreality. The Wendy’s sign, a beacon of normalcy, was ignored by those who lurked here. They were instead drawn to the dim corners and the whispered offerings of Bigfoot Music, where more than melodies were for sale, and the Rite Aid, which provided a different kind of relief for those with the right kind of currency.
Amidst the neon-lit dance of depravity, an even more notorious beacon of sin cast its pallor over the scene: the Smokey Point Motor Inn. A mere stone’s throw away, it was a haven for the darkest of Smokey Point’s secrets. Its flickering sign served as a siren’s call for all manner of criminal enterprises. Known as the grand stage of Smokey Point’s clandestine activities, from the trafficked to the traffickers, the Motor Inn held a reputation as a fortress of illicit dealings, where screams were muffled by the thrumming of the highway. Freedom Pig’s investigation had led her here countless times, each visit peeling back another layer of the town’s rotting veneer, each stay revealing that the Motor Inn was more than a nest of crime; it was a labyrinth of human despair, challenging her resolve to cleanse Smokey Point of its iniquities.
A figure emerged from that darkness, skin etched with life’s hardships, eyes hollow with unspoken tales. She approached Freedom Pig, her gait unsteady, her resolve worn thin. “They say you’re looking for the dark heart of Smokey Point,” she rasped, voice as broken as her spirit.
Freedom Pig nodded, her eyes never leaving the other’s face. “I’m looking to clean it up. You got a name?”
“Call me Sunrise,” the woman said, a cruel irony to her moniker. “I can show you the rot beneath the surface, the blight within the bustle. But be warned, the truth ain’t nothing like the shine of Wendy’s sign or the safety of a Tractor Supply store.”
With those words, an alliance was forged in the shadow of commerce, under the indifferent gaze of passing headlights. Freedom Pig followed Sunrise into the darkness, ready to drag the night’s secrets into the unforgiving light of justice. The battle would be uphill, every step mired in the muck of human depravity, but Freedom Pig was undeterred. This was her beat, her burden, and her battle—for every city’s heart beats beneath its streets, and it was her self-sworn duty to ensure it beat true.

This report came in last weekend from a gentleman named “Oscar”. Oscar was on a date with a lady named “Ellen”. As the evening grew late the couple decided to drive to a state park, park their car, and then engage in intimate behavior while sitting in the car.
Oscar said they arrived at the park at around 10:30 pm. They drove into the park on a dirt road. The area is heavily wooded. When they came to a wide spot in the road they pulled over, turned off the headlights, and then started talking.
I am going to assume that you good readers are mature adults and just cut to the chase. After some small talk Ellen began performing oral sex on Oscar as they sat together in the front seat. Shortly after this began something hit the hood of Oscar’s car. It startled the couple. There was nobody around they knew about. Finally, they just assumed it was a limb or a nut falling out of the trees around them. So they returned to what they were doing.
After a few moments more something hit the roof of the car. This time whatever hit the car was much heavier and made quite a noise upon impact. Oscar quickly composed himself, jumped out of the car and shouted “Who’s there?!?” He yelled some other threatening messages, assuming it was somebody out there messing with him and Ellen. He said he had a loaded gun. In reality, he did not.
Oscar was just about to get back into the car and go somewhere else when he heard a limb break. It was a loud “snap”, and it was very close. Oscar jerked his head toward the noise and nervously asked again who was there. Nothing. It was quiet. Then came a low yet menacing growl that enveloped the entirety of the forest around them. It started low then grew in intensity. At this point Ellen was begging him to get back into the car and leave. Oscar obliged, jumping back into the driver’s seat and hastily putting his car into reverse and hitting the gas.
Oscar was intending to back the car around so it would point back in the direction from which they entered, then getting the heck out of there. But while they were rapidly reversing the car hit something solid and stopped with a loud “BAM!” Oscar was perplexed, as he knew there should not be a tree behind him. Then something crashed down on the trunk of his car, hard, causing them both to scream in fear.
Looking in his rear view mirror, and with only the light from his taillights, he saw a big hairy mass of something behind the car. Oscar stared in horror while Ellen had gone into hysterics. Before Oscar could even think to put the car into drive and get away, he saw ... the ARMS.
They were huge and covered in mangy hair. They reached down under the car. The thing was so big Oscar could not see the face. Then the back end of the car lifted up, and off the ground. Oscar says that the thing must have lifted the back end of the car at least two feet off the ground. Then came a loud roar from the thing. It was throaty and gutteral, and very loud. Oscar said it felt like his insides were rattling from the noise it was so loud. It was an angry growl that assaulted the sanity of both Oscar and Ellen. By this point both of them were in hysterics and screaming.
But as fast as this horrific moment came, it was gone. The very moment the growl ended, the car was dropped with a hard bang that jolted them both. Then all was quiet. Oscar looked in the rear view mirror. Nothing was there. Ellen turned in her seat to look out the back window, then quickly directed Oscar to “Go, go, go, go, go!!”
Oscar hit the gas and completed the rearward turn he initially intended to make. He then put the car into drive and hit the gas. He spun the tires as the car started moving forward. Oscar sped down the little dirt road as fast as he dared. Once they got to the paved road Ellen was crying and asking what was that thing. Oscar was quiet, still in shock. They made it home without further incident.
Both Oscar and Ellen have been traumatized by this incident, burdened with nightmares and continuing anxiety. They told nobody about what happened to them lest they be thought of as crazy or lying. After a week of this, Ellen decided to reach out to someone. She felt like she needed answers if she was ever going to come to grips with this. That’s when she contacted BADASS: Bigfoot And Dogman Assassination And Strategic Strikeforce. She had heard about this band of Sasquatch operators from a source who will remain unnamed.
The call came in approximately one week after the event. I was having a Dewers on the rocks at a titty bar in Atlanta when my phone rang. Of course, I did not hear it because of the loud music on the sound system. But, I felt it because I had it set to vibrate. I pulled it out and set the vibrating iPhone high on the thigh of the cute, young blond stripper sitting on my lap. “You like that, honey?”, I asked her. Then I moved it higher and higher, and squeezed her tight just as I started kissing her neck.
After the fascist, and very large bouncers, threw me out into the parking lot, I picked myself up and found my truck. By this point, after the scuffle and all the bad noise and threats, I had forgotten to even look to see who had the fucking balls to be calling me on a Saturday night.
I was too inebriated to drive, so I threw in a CCR CD, rolled down my window, and took off like a bat out of hell. You see, if you try to drive carefully when drunk, the cops can pick up on that. So what I do after I have been drinking is to drive fast and all over the road. That way the cops know I am not trying to fool anybody and assume I am just a sober asshole. It works most of the time.
I could not find my way home that night. I apparently blacked out at some point then came to in my truck. I was parked in front of a seedy little gas station in the hood, it was 8:00 am, and I was surrounded by Mexicans looking for work. I had no idea how I got there. By now I was sober enough to find my way home. Once there I crashed in bed and slept the rest of the day away.
The following day I woke up at the crack of noon. After a little of the old “hair of the dog”, I decided to check my Bigfoot hotline. There it was. I had missed a phone call. But, there was a voice mail. It turned out to be a message from Ellen saying she and her boyfriend had a terrifying encounter with a large, hairy creature. She was all shook up about it. I arranged to meet her and Oscar the next morning for breakfast to discuss the matter.
Ellen was already at the diner when I arrived. She was a right attractive young lass. She had a pretty, sincere face, blond hair cut into a bob, and a nice shape. It turns out that she is a 33 yr old MILF who was recently divorced. She also wears a false left leg. She explained that she is a vet who was medically retired after her leg got blown off in Afghanistan by a roadside IED.
Oscar came lagging in about 20 minutes late. He was apparently the first guy she had been out with since her divorce. He was a real douchebag: one of those millennial hipster types with groomed facial hair and skinny leg jeans.
We ordered before we began talking about the Sasquatch encounter. Ellen had eggs (scrambled), toast, and hot tea. I had only a black coffee. Oscar ordered plant-based sausage on top of a toasted bagel, and a latte. “Jesus Christ”, I thought to myself.
Ellen began telling me the story. She was very engaged and genuinely curious about what happened. But she was also still quite disturbed by the event. Oscar sulked and was clearly agitated. He was really bringing down my investigation, so I looked at him and said “Look, dude, if you don’t want to be here then pick up your ass and fuck off.”
Oscar then got a chip on his shoulder. He shot up to his feet and started getting all up in my space and pretending to be a tough guy. I said to Ellen, “excuse me a minute, sweatheart”, then stood up to face Oscar. I looked him in the eye and asked “What the fuck is wrong with you, boy? I am here to help, but you are acting like a total snot-faced cunt.”
Oscar then went on about the creature most likely being a bear, and it was no big deal. He said he did not believe in Bigfoot. Then he maligned my profession. Ellen tried to calm him, but he was inconsolable. Clearly, the encounter had him messed up in the head. He was faced with something that is not supposed to exist. Now his world had been fundamentally altered. He did not know how to deal with it. He did not possess the coping skills needed for this particular situation. So I decided to take pity on the boy and do him a favor.
Before Oscar even realized what had happened, I violently punched the sumbitch hard right in his throat. The sad sack dropped like a sack of potatoes, lying on the floor, grasping his throat and struggling for breath. I told Ellen “let’s go...I want you to show me where this encounter occurred.” I dropped a $50.00 bill on the table, took Ellen by her hand, and we left Oscar writhing around on the floor.
We took my truck. I consoled her on the drive. I said, “Look, sweetheart, I know things are tough for you right now. You are coming out of a divorce and now you are starting over as a single mom with one income. But that guy Oscar is not for you.” She started crying as she said “I know, I know. He was so bad to me.” After some more talking I learned that Ellen grew up with a sister and a brother, all being raised solely by Ellen’s mother. Her father left when Ellen was very young. Her mom had a parade of men in her life, partly to party and partly for the financial support she could extract from them. In fact, Ellen had a hard childhood and it obviously impacted her emotionally with trust and daddy issues. “Jackpot!!”, I thought to myself.
We arrived at the encounter site. The tire tracks were still there. I also found a Sasquatch print in some soft dirt. It was 18’’ long, a real big beast. Searching the area further I discover 2 tree structures and a pile of bones that appeared to be from hogs (feral, of course). It appears that old Oscar parked his car right in the middle of a Bigfoot’s living room. What an asshole.
I took some photographs and made some notes. Then we headed out of there. I told Ellen that I was 99% sure they stumbled into a Bigfoot’s territory and that it acted aggressively because it wanted them out of there. I pointed out that the creature could have easily killed both of them but chose not too. It just wanted them out of there. This seemed to provide her with some degree of comfort.
I asked Ellen if she would like to come back out there with me that night. At first, she was dead set against it. But I blew a lot of hot smoke up her ass about her being a tough-as-nails retired soldier and about how the Sasquatch did not want to hurt anyone, it just wanted to be left alone. I also told her that I do this sort of thing all the time, plus the BADASS Team would be with us. Then I hit her with this being a good way for her to face her fear, acquire some closure and be able to move forward with her life rather than living with the trauma of that night. She smiled, then agreed to come along.
When we parted Ellen gave me a hug and a quick peck on the cheek. The plan was for me to assemble my crew and meet back up with Ellen at the dirt road pull-off on the main highway where you enter the state park at 8:00 pm tonight.
My crew was all on site at 7:30 pm that night and preparing for the operation. I had my 5 best boys with me. There was Tango, a recently paroled black dude who joined up with BADASS after the New Black Panthers kicked him out for being too crazy for them. Tango was my second in command, and would be on point for tonight’s op.
Then there was Napalm Ned, a Vietnam vet. He was going to be our communications coordinator. The next three were snipers. There was Bobby Big Dick, Stab Wound, and Tommy Two Sacks. Here was the plan. I wanted to recreate the situation Ellen and Oscar found themselves in the night of the attack. Not wanting to get my truck fucked up by a Sasquatch, I borrowed my neighbor’s Mustang. Ellen and I would enter the woods in the Mustang at exactly 11:00 pm., proceed to the make out spot, and wait. Coordinates were given to the 3 snipers. They would be inserted early and triangulate around my position high in the trees. Ned would communicate between everyone. Tango would be the field General tonight while I was being the bait, along with Ellen.
Ellen arrived at 8:00 pm sharp. Good girl! I explained the plan to her. However, I quickly learned that we had a problem. Ellen does not like the idea of killing the Bigfoot. In fact, she hated the killing of all animals. She was a fucking pantheist! Pretty stupid, I know.
I managed to calm her down by telling her that all our guns were loaded with sedative darts that will not hurt the creature. We just want to chill it out, get some photos and DNA, give it a health checkup, and tag it with a GPS tracking device. It was a tricky sales job because the bitch is a hardcore animal rights person, and because Tango and Ned kept giggling the more I said. But finally I had her convinced that we were really a scientific group trying to help the Sasquatch.
Pursuant to the plan, Ellen and I got into the mustang and began driving into the woods along the same dirt path used by her and Oscar. Ellen asked what kind of gun was I carrying in my shoulder rig. I told her it was my Ruger .480 revolver...loaded with 300 grain Vicodin tipped bullets. She grinned, touched my shoulder, and said “You’re so great, Bud. You are a really good guy.” She did not have a fucking clue about anything.
When we reached our spot I parked and checked in with old Napalm Ned on my headset. We left the car running, just like Oscar had done. We also lowered our windows so we could hear what was going on around us. But frankly, my neighbor’s souped up, straight-piped hot rod Stang made listening impossible, so I killed the engine. Wanting some noise to let the Sasquatch know we were there, I turned on the radio.
We sat there for a long time. Nothing happened. Our tree snipers saw and heard nothing. Tango was stationed in a ground blind on the perimeter. He heard and saw nothing. “Shit!”, I thought. Then I looked over at Ellen and asked her exactly what she and Oscar were doing at the time of the encounter. She hesitated and gave me a bullshit, nothing of an answer. I asked her again. Then I noticed her face in the lights emanating from the stereo. It looked like she was blushing. Then it dawned on me. I asked her “You two were fucking?”
Ellen was embarrassed and said “Oh, no! No, no, no. We were just making out and fooling around a little.” I said “Look, this is serious business here. We are not playing around with fucking Fozzy Bear. This Sasquatch will rip our heads off. Now, tell me exactly what you two were doing.” Ellen had a pained look on her face. I asked “Did you have Oscar’s dick in your mouth?” Her facial expression and sudden eye aversion told me that she did. Then I said, “OK, so you were blowing Oscar. So when the first rock or whatever hit Oscar’s car, you were going down on him?” Ellen sheepishly nodded her head.
I nodded once to myself and said “Alright, we know what we have to do”, then leaned back in my seat and pulled out my cock. I said “Ok, get to work, bitch.” At first Ellen said she was leaving and went for the door. I admonished her to “sit your fucking ass down, woman. If you go out there that damn Bigfoot is going to rip off your pretty little head and shit Sasquatch pellets down your neck hole.” Knowing that I was right, Ellen got back into her seat and shut the door.
I said, “Look, you did it for Oscar and he is a total fag. Just look at my cock here, all thick and veiny. You know you want to wrap your thick blow-job lips around it and swallow it up. Plus, it needs to be done for the mission.” Ellen thought about it as she looked at my hardening dick in my hand. Then to solidify the deal I said “Sweetheart, I know you don’t want to see the Sasquatch People go extinct, but that is exactly what’s going to happen if we cannot get some hard data on them and study the species. I mean, what’s a few minutes of having a dick in your mouth compared to wiping out an entire species?”
That was all it took. Ellen started licking and slurping all over my knob. Then she suddenly stopped, looked up at me, and asked if the rest of the BADASS Team was privy to this. I said “of course not”, then pushed her head back down on my salami. In my earpiece I could hear my spec op buddies laughing their asses off.
After about 5 minutes of very motivated cocksucking and licking, a rock hit the hood of the car. Ellen popped up and excitedly said “Oh my God! It’s here!!” I pushed her head back down on my shaft and said “Alright, hurry it up, bitch. I got to go to work.”
Just as I released my demon seed down Ellen’s throat, what sounded like a fucking boulder hit the roof of the car. I radioed the boys, “Ok, boys. It’s here. Get ready.” But before they could squeeze off a shot, the passenger door was violently and suddenly ripped off its hinges and tossed into the night. Then a big - and I mean BIG - hairy arm reached into the car, grabbed Ellen, and yanked her out in a flash.
I heard chatter in my earpiece. The boys were having a hard time getting the monster in their crosshairs. We had assumed the snipers could pick it off on the perimeter as it held back and threw rocks at the car. But this animal proved to be unpredictable and aggressively moved right in to us, unseen by the snipers above. Apparently Ellen and Oscar has really pissed it off and it was not going to stand for any more trespassers.
“Fuck it”, I said to myself. I radioed the boys and told them to hold their fire. I was going into the Kill Box to get this Bigfoot, and whatever was left of Ellen. I pulled out both my Desert Eagles chambered in .50 AE, and went after the beast dual wielding my pieces.
It did not take long to find the Sasquatch. It took Ellen off about 100 yards from the car, ripped her clothes off, sat her on a large rock, and now stood in front of her with a HUGE erection. Knowing that I needed to act quickly and decisively, I fired with my right hand. “BAM!!!!!” The report of the .50 AE in the dead of night was defeating. But the bullet hit it’s mark, right at the base of the monster’s engorged wiener. It fact, my bullet splayed it’s hard cock wide open. It looked like a hot dog that had been microwaved for too long!!
Clearly, my shot hurt the Bigfoot, but it also made it mad - REAL MAD! I took off running right at the beast while dual wielding and blasting it with my Deagles. It absorbed every hit. When I ran dry the squatch was down on one knee and clutching its chest where my bullets hit it. At this point I was standing about 5 feet away from the monster, between it and a very terrified Ellen.
Standing so close to the Bigfoot I noticed a couple of very alarming things. First, the beast’s dick was bigger than mine. Not by much, mind you. But just enough to be noticeable. Second, even with the beast hunched over and on one knee, Tebow style, it was still a foot taller than me. I am 6’1” tall, which means that this was one magnum sized Bigfoot.
My alarm at the size of the fucker caused me a second of delay. I could tell by the chatter in my earpiece that the boys had climbed down from the trees and were, along with Ned and Tango, hauling ass to my location, locked and loaded. But I could not wait for them, as suddenly the beast pulled itself together, looked up and me, and showed its teeth. Now I was going to have to fight it bare-handed.
In a split second epiphany I recalled Ellen and her false leg. As the Bigfoot slowly rose to its feet before me with a murderous lust in its eyes, I spun around and punched Ellen right in her fucking face. She toppled over unconscious. Then I grabbed her fake leg and ripped it off her (I struck her because I did not have time to negotiate with her for the leg).
I immediately swung the leg and hit the monster upside its head, knocking the shit out of him. Then, with the foot end I slammed the beast repeatedly in its balls. The critter bent double then fell to the ground, letting out a painful cry of agony. Just then the boys arrived, and with a point-blank shot to its head from a .50 BMG the fight was over quicker than it had began.
“Shit, man, that was a close call tonight!”, I said, we all agreed, then fist bumped a few times and talked some shit. Then Tango got out his chain saw and cut up the Bigfoot body so we could pack it out of there. After about half an hour we were ready to move out. Then Big Dick looked at me and asked “Hey, Bud, what you want to do about the bitch?” I said “Oh shit”. I had completely forgotten about her.
I walked over to Ellen and shined my light on her. She was in shock, all curled up in the fetal position, shivering, and unresponsive. I walked back over to the boys and said to Big Dick, “Shit, dude, use one of your throwaway pistols and Epstein her.” The boys high fived. Tango and I started our hike out of there. After like 30 minutes we finally heard a gunshot. Tango said “It sure took ‘em a long time to end it. Do you think they fucked her first?” I looked over at Tango and asked “Fucked who?” We laughed and fist bumped.

Just wanted to share a sighting of Big Foot that several locals in my town have had. First I would like to set the background. This happend in the Eastern Ky/Southern West Va area. This community is made up of a very no nonsense, hardworking group of people. The only things we have to do here is work and spend time outside. That would be hunting, hiking, fishing, four-wheeling etc. From the time I was a toddler we were turned loose to entertain ourselves. Homes are built on the hillsides of deep hollows (hollers). We have seen every bird, critter, reptile, mammal you can think of that is native to our region. Yes I've even seen a mountain lion, heard them as well. Clear difference between a bob cat and mountain lion. Anyway, I say this just to explain that these people know the difference between a bear and Big Foot. My dad has killed a bear that stood and walked toward him while protecting its young. My uncle killed one and stuffed it in his living room, cousins etc. We can be an ignorant community on some things (politics, world affairs etc) but what we are not ignorant on is mountain terrain and local wildlife. So my sister was a guard for the entrance of a surface mine. All during the week she would log in coal trucks and supervisors who were coming and going. This guardshack was at the very end of a holler. A mile from the nearest house and at the base of a large mountain.
The roads would curve and wind from the guard shack she worked at, all the way to the top of this Appalachian Mountain that was being stripped from the top down to remove the coal. On the weekends, she would work and just turn away people who tried to go up there and ride their four-wheelers. There was no traffic coming and going on the weekends. She would sit in the guard shack and read books to pass time. There was no tv, internet etc. She did have a cell phone that would barely get any cell service but if she played her hand right, she would get bar or two of signal. This was a remote area in an already remote community. One afternoon, on the weekend, she was sitting and reading and she says that she felt a weird change in the air. She was not sure what it was but she says it's like the feeling when someone is watching you, or when your gut warns you that you are in a dangerous situation. She looked up from her book and out of the side window of the guard shack, nothing. She looked forward out of the smallest window and she sees, what at first, she thinks is a bear. This "animal" walked on its hind legs from one side of a creek, down a steep drop off, through the creek and stepped up on the other side of the steep drop off, up onto the road. This creek was about 4ft deep but it never faltered its stance on its two legs. She said it just walked across the mining road and into a field. She said it did not look around, it just walked unbothered. The field it stepped into was extremely overgrown.
The "grass, brush etc" 6 ft tall was at least. She could see it move through the weeds with its head above the weeds. She could still see its body, but not very well. When it was crossing the road she described its hair as black, very thick. It had a very broad build. She couldn't distinguish much else of its appearance but that the hair on its body was full. It had a steady and easy glide. It walked through the field and she lost sight of it just before the field turns into wooded mountain terrain. Several minutes after it left her eyesight she called my dad. When he answered the phone he asked her if she was having car trouble or if she needed something. She never really called him otherwise. He said she was hysterically crying, begging him to come help her. She told him what she saw. He asked her if she was joking, if someone could have been playing a prank on her, if she saw a bear, questioned why she didn't get a picture. She told him that she was paralyzed with fear. She was not able to move, she held her breath and wouldn't even breathe. She was so scared it would hear her. My dad did go and drive her home because she couldn't. He checked the height of the grass, looked around for anything to find. He said he could only see that the grass had been waded through by something but that's all. She swore all of us to never tell anyone from fear of being ridiculed. Well the following year, one of my dads coworkers (they are both coal truck drivers) told him that he saw Bigfoot walk across an atv trail while he was out hunting. He had covered himself in scent blocker and fell asleep at the base of a tree. He woke up and was just laying there looking up at the sky and from his peripheral he described seeing movement. After a moment of comprehension he said it was Bigfoot. He admits to contemplating taking a shot at it but quickly decided the gun he had couldn't kill it. All he would do was piss it off. He did slowly go for his phone as to not alert the creature but by the time he took the picture, through shaking hands and fear... the picture is blurry. When my dad asked where he was hunting..... it was on the other side of the mountain that my sister saw it walking toward. My dad did tell his friend what my sister saw. She is still mad at him to this day for telling anyone. Well fast forward to last month.
My renter is now working at that same guardshack. Mind you this is a very small town (we have nothing in this town other than a Dollar General, a mom and pop grocery store, and some gas stations. No stop lights, no fast food etc). Employment is scarce and primarily only at the mine. So, the coincidence that my sister and renter have the same job is not that strange. My sisters incident was 10 years ago also. My renter tells my dad that she saw Bigfoot while working in the guard shack. She asked him because she is a younger female, my dad is her neighbor, and she wanted to buy a gun for protection. My dad and his girlfriend help her by mowing her grass, helping her take out her trash etc because she is young and with them being neighbors my dad wants to help her while also making sure his house doesn't have an eye sore as a neighbor. Anyway she trusted him enough to ask him if he had a gun for sale and that was her reason why. She could not have known that my sister saw Bigfoot. She would not have known my dads friend seen the thing either, that man passed away years before she moved to our community. Now my dads friend spent his whole life after his sighting having people pick fun at him and call him crazy for it. He told everyone he met. With that being said, everyone in my community knows that it's possible for Bigfoot to thrive there. There's no point in us making a big deal about seeing Big Foot either, we try to report that we have had an active mountain lion population for decades and we are dismissed as crazy. The mountains in this region are largely undiscovered by anyone but us locals. In a county of only 3,000 people, there aren't a lot of people in the mountains at all times to run into a Bigfoot. We are talking about millions of acres of very rugged mountain ranges, also open fields, thousands of caves and creeks. Abundance of animals, vegetation etc for a large creature like that to thrive. I also wanted to share that this very community is where Expedition Bigfoot came and found "Unknown Ape DNA". Now this story will not make a believer out of anyone per say but it did make me a believer in Bigfoot. I know my sister, I know she didn't lie, she couldn't have faked that level of fear if she tried. She knows what bears look like walking as well so...... just wanted to share. Thanks for entertaining this story and reading!

British Columbia, Canada resident in search of a mythical camper
I'm searching through RV sales, Kijiji, Facebook and internet but no luck
I like to boondoock at rec sites in the summer with my teen and a few friends. Rec sites in BC are very very basic, a pit toilet and a fire ring, usually no potable water unless you are boiling local creek/lake water for washing up. We haul our own water in.
Ideally I'm looking for a hard shell camper that sleeps 4 (1 bed and a couch or bunks), or a hybrid with pop out beds, but I NEED and exterior kitchen! I don't care if it has a toilet or not ( i can see this being a benefit in the future) and a sink/stove inside is fine but I don't want/need a microwave or a tv. under 3500lbs
I'm currently towing with a 2020 Chevy Colorado - capacity is 3800lbs i think but i have kids, dogs, paddleboards bikes etc. I have a late 90's Palomino tent trailer that is on it's last legs, damaged roof from previous owner, door doesn't close and its time consuming to put up/take down. Canvas, flooring and beds are in great shape though and it beats sleeping on the ground in the rain so I'll push another season out of her.
I absolutely love the old Bigfoots, Bolers and Trillium fiberglass campers but hubby is 6'1" and doesn't fit in any of the beds let alone able to stand upright in some of them.
Is there anything that fits my wish list? I've seen some Rpods that I like but they're hard to come by used. I'd be willing to travel in BC, Alberta, probably even Saskatchewan for something. Washington and Idaho are close to me but I don't know how complicated it is to buy over the border. Just feeling like this unicorn camper must exist somewhere? Does no one else want a small camper and hate cooking inside?

This is the Working Glitches Section! This is always being improved, and if you have any recommendations please let me know in the comments or send me a direct message. If you know a glitch is working on any other platform I haven't included or doesn't work anymore, also let us know. If a platform is in italics, it means it is unsure. If a platform is just "Xbox" or "PlayStation", that means that it works with both old gen and new gen versions of the game.
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Money and RP Glitches:

BEFF - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	No Save AHK - PC - Solo	Arena RP Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Double Secondary Loot - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	5k RP Every 30 Secs - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Dr Dre Linux Replay Glitch - PC - Solo
Facility Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Exclusive Solo Frozen Money PS5 New Gen- PS5 - Solo	Easy Money and RP - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Improved SFM - Xbox, Playstation - Non Solo	2 Player Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	25 Second Frozen Money - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Skip Cluckin Bell Setups - Xbox, Playstation - Solo

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Player Based Glitches:

Checkerboard Outfit in Lobby - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Unlock Love Fist Shortsleeve - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Wear Any Blacklisted Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Cashmere Coat with Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Orange/Purple Joggers and Bulletproof - Xbox Series, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Play as Big Rabbit - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Transfer Coloured Chutes Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Apartment God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Candy Cane Weapon - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Jet Black Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Bigfoot Beard - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Halloween Biker Jacket - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Black Joggers - PS4 - Solo	No Ankles - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Female Joggers - Playstation - Solo	KD Farm - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Outfit Transfer - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Remove Bodysuit Logo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	IAA Badge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Transfer Duffle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Invisible Arms on Cop Outfit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Any Shoes with Gorka Pants - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Cop Outfit - PS4 - Semi-Solo
Transfer Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Semi-Solo	Perma Stun Lock - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Modded Outfits (No Checkerboard) - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Kill God Mode Players - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Invisible Stomach - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Thermals in Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Play as Franklin - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Ballistic Health Boost and Minigun - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	FIB Necklace - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Gorka Joggers with IAA Belt and Invisible Torso - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Machine Revolver - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Frontier Outfit in 1 Day - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Save CEO Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Female No Bra - Xbox One - Solo
White Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Grey Snapback Half Hat - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Merge Special Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Juggernaut Suit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Racing Suit Shoulder Pads - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Gruppe, Prison and Paramedic Belts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Overcoat and Suit Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	No Kick Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Chemical Mask on All Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Alien Outfit Without Mask - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Topless Female - Xbox One, Playstation 4 - Solo	NOOSE Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Invisible Arms - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	CEO/MC Joggers & Outfits - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Semi No Ragdoll - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Account Dupe Workaround - Xbox - Solo	OTR Invisible Character - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Vehicle Warehouse OTR - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Agency God Mode - PS5 - Solo	Save Cluckin Bell Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Headless Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Solo Coke Business OTR - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible While On the MK2 - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock High Flyer Parachute -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo

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Miscellaneous:

Infinite Toreador Boost - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	BEFF Double Garage - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Public Solo Session - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Complete Tier 3 Survival Headshot Challenge - PS - Solo	Modded Acid Lab - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Drive Unreleased Cars - Playstation - Solo
DMO Lite - Playstation - Solo	MOC Solo Merge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Weapons in Facility - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
TP Mugshoot Room - Playstation - Solo	Infinitely Spawn Vehicles - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Sell 27 Cars/Day - Xbox One, PS4 - Solo
Arena War AFK - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Vehicle Magic Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Magic Slot Flip - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Brickade Fooliganz Livery Flip - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Bypass Daily Sell Limit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Brickade Merge - Playstation - Solo
GATF - Xbox, Playstation - Non- Solo	BF Wevil Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Shooting Range Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Thermal in Story Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	2 Sparrows at Same Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Quickly Fill Nightclub - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Infinite Company SUV's - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Endless Simeon Test Drive - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Double Damage - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Teleport in LSCM - Playstation - Solo	Get Inside Luxury Autos - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Prep Job TP - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Skywalker - Playstation - Solo	Cop Car Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Colored Stock Wheels - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Director Mode Trailer Online - Playstation - Solo
Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Car on Cerberus Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Casino No Timer - Xbox Series, PS5, PC - Non-Solo
No Wanted Level - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Drive Invisible Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Sultan Classic Speed Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo	Yellow Car Freak Out - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	BMX Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Special/Person Vehicle in Sumo - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock Trevor at Beginning of Game -PS4 - Solo	Wheel Merge/Transfer - PC - Non-Solo
Chameleon Pearlescent Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	No Cops - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Magic Slot Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Bushole Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Extra Consumables - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Out of Bounds - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo
Under the Map Anywhere - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Walk in the Sky - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Merge/Teleport Jobs - Xbox	2 Boys, 1 Hole - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	RC Bandito C4 Throw - Playstation - Solo
Autoclub Podium Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Low Grip Tires on Any Car - PC - Solo
High Speed Jet Donuts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	OOB Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Toreador God Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Wall Breach - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Teleport with Akula - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra with MOC Health - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Freeze Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Transparent Jet - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Trevors Car - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Matte Pearlescent Respray - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hide Cargo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Weapons Inside Arena - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Teleport Inside of UFO - Playstation - Solo	GATF Workaround - Playstation - Non-Solo
Change the Inductor Bike Color - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Terrorbyte Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Old Casino/Story Map Online - Playstation, Xbox - Semi-Solo
Unlock Special Hidden Weapons - PS4, Xbox One	NPC Bone Jiggling - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	Add Extra Accessories to Vehicles - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Park Ranger Outfit Glitch - Playstation, Xbox - Solo	AFK Exploit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Save Park Ranger Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Motorcycle to Car Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Last Gen Car to Car Merge - PS4, Xbox One - Non-Solo	Current Gen Car to Car Merge - PS5, Xbox Series - Non-Solo
Moc to MOC GCTF Glitch Out - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Apartment Vehicle God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Cluckin Bell Weapons Setup Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Facility GCTF w/ All OTR Methods Included - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Fly Under the Map with a Jet - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Facility Invisibility + No Cops + OTR and God Mode -\ Playstation, Xbox - Solo

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Frequently Asked Questions

If you ask about something which can be clearly answered via the information in the FAQ's, your comment will be removed.
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Where are the newest glitches?

• Sorting the sub by new is the easiest way to find the most current glitches
• Our Discord server has a section with quite a few working glitches

Are Heist Replay Glitches patched?

• No, and they probably won't be any time soon; if ever.
• Heist replay glitch is still working in the enhanced version.
• Please note that timings might be more difficult than in the past.

How do I do X Heist Replay?

• Cayo Perico
• Casino
• Bogdan

Tips on how to avoid heist reset on consoles.

• Take a break after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try clearing your cache after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try disconnecting after the white transaction loading circle and before the orange loading circle
• Try disconnecting after the "Transaction Pending" disappears at the bottom of the screen

Can you get banned from doing X Glitch?

• Outside of the few admonished outliers such as the strain of Apartment Glitches, you WON'T GET BANNED for doing any glitches. This includes things such as Heist Replays, AFK's, Merges, Dupes (creating/owning/selling Dupes) and etcetera.

Any good RP glitches around?

• This is a new type of job, TeamLilac AFK, and should be similar to Peter Griffin AFK. Please feel free to leave feedback on this job since its new

Best money glitch out right now?

• Heist Replays (Bogdan/Cayo Perico), GCTF Dupes, and/or Semi-Frozen Money (solo) will always remain as time proven choices. Alongside whatever Dupe Glitch is currently available/working.

Anything pertaining to Dupes?

• Destro's Duping Encyclopedia will most likely have your answers. Start with the Introduction segment which covers the jist of the relevant topics, otherwise flip through to the topic dedicated chapter
• DSL Guide contains the updated DSL limits and thresholds and will continue to be regularly and consistently updated, please refer to this if you need help regarding the your sale limit and issues pertaining to it.

Merge Glitches?

• LSCM Car to Car for Last Gen
• LSCM Car to Car for Current Gen

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External Resources:

• Our Discord Server - Highly recommended and it's the best place to help keep you updated with all the working glitches being discovered.

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• Glitched Clothing Megathread
• GTA Blacklisted Vehicles

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Happy glitching! 😉

I am looking to unload some of my collection. Just over 450 pops in total. Some sets include:
Death Note - $400
Sword Art Online - $130
One Punch - $270
Bigfoot - $500
Flintstones - $850
Wacky Races - $550
Crash Bandicoot - $150
Peeps - $60
Invader Zim - $175
Yogi Bear - $180
Tom & Jerry - $60
Hong Kong Phooey - $80
Jetsons - $100
Halloween Cereal - $90
I used PPG to help price everything but do understand that sometimes that is not 100% accurate. I am willing to negotiate price, especially if last solds on eBay are different than the value that PPG lists.
Some other lines include:
Attack on titan
Dragonball
Jujutsu kaisen
Harry Potter
Rick and Morty
Miscellaneous Disney
The vast majority are in excellent condition, some have minor imperfections. I can send specific pictures if you let me know which ones you are interested in.
https://www.hobbydb.com/marketplaces/poppriceguide/users/bryaalre
https://imgur.com/a/wP1QhHH
https://imgur.com/a/B22UP56

Started doing some cryptid cards for fun

Friends. I'm dialing down my Maple Privy collection. Many of these are hard to come by, and I don't have a complete set. So... my loss is your gain. Fill slots in your collection. Some are in original RCM packaging. All come either in caps or the OGP. Please feel free to ask questions or for more photos. I believe prices on these are MORE than good, but willing to make deals for larger purchases.
Since those last Maples were a hit.. here's a few more Maple Privy SLABS for those interested.
NEW ITEMS: NEW Proof Photo
*2015 E-mc2 Privy. NGC PF69 - $55
*2016 Wolf Privy. NGC PF69 - $45
*2017 Moose Privy. PCGS PR69 - $50
*2018 Dog Privy. PCGS PF69 - $45
These are priced to move, so let me know!
$5 Ground Advantage. $9 Priority. Buy them all ($195) and shipping is on me.
Proof Photo
Full album if you want to see all of them
Be sure to comment below before messaging, as I will honor the timestamp of comments to the best of my ability. If you have any questions, please ask.
For Sale:

• 2016 Bigfoot Privy - $65 - PENDING

* 1998 RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) Commemorative Privy - $55 Sold
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2004 Zodiac Privy Set - $40 a piece. Take all for $200 - ALL SOLD

• Virgo
• Leo
• Scorpio - small stain on the front, near privy mark
• Ares - Slight toning around the rim

* Taurus Sold
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Maples in OGP - $35 a piece. Take all for $205 shipping included.
* 1989 BU strike, No privy Sold
* 1999 Rabbit Privy Sold
* 2001 Snake Privy Sold
* 2003 Sheep Privy Sold
* 2004 Monkey Privy Sold
* 2006 Dog Privy Sold
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Shipping is $5 for Ground Advantage. $10 Priority upgrade available.
I pack very well, provide photo verification, tracking and will personally scan and hand off the package at the USPS myself. Once the USPS scans it and it's accepted, it's in their hands. My responsibility stops, however I will always try to help make it right of something happens.
Chat or PM is fine. As always, be aware of scammers. Be diligent.
Zelle, PaypalFF, VenmoFF accepted. Will discuss trades if you want to make one

(... to raise money for the town's Conservation Commission)
Full disclosure, I'm on the Tolland Conservation Commission, so this is totally a self-serving post. But if you're so inclined, come on out to the Luce Conservation property to hunt Bigfeet and unicorns on April 6th at 10am. No promises on whether the mythical creatures will show up, but at the very least you'll have an excuse to wander around the woods, on a (hopefully) lovely spring morning.
All proceeds from the sale of the licenses goes to the Conservation Commission for the maintenance of our many acres of mythical-creature habitat. And just to be clear: the license is for trap-and-release only... these are endangered creatures after all, so if we catch any of you grilling up unicorn steaks, there's gonna be hell to pay with the State authorities (plus the glitter gets stuck in your teeth).
https://www.ctinsider.com/journalinquirearticle/ct-tolland-bigfoot-unicorn-tracking-conservation-19351131.php

Hey everyone, not sure if I’m allowed to post for sale stuff in here. But I have a Trick Bigfoot Pro 1V (low mass model) double pedal. That I’m looking to sell. I bought it for a project that fell through and I just don’t need it. Brand new in box, never set up or played.
I also have a set of foot blaster triggers I could include.
Cheers!

Today is March 15th, 2024.
The first mosquito forecast was released this past week — it’s a bit of a good news/bad news situation.
Here is what’s happening in the Twin Cities.

Minneapolis City Council Overrides Mayor Frey’s Rideshare Veto – UbeLyft Plan To Leave May 1st

The Summary: On Thursday, the Minneapolis City Council voted to override Mayor Frey’s veto, solidifying a pay increase for rideshare drivers.
Uber and Lyft's Response: In response to the ordinance, Uber and Lyft announced plans to cease operations in Minneapolis, including the airport, starting May 1st. Despite previous threats, this marks the first time either company has taken such action due to a minimum pay measure.
Potential Alternatives: Other rideshare services like InDrive and Empower have expressed a readiness to enter the Minneapolis market should Uber and Lyft leave.
State Action: Attention now turns to the capitol where a state law could possibly override the ordinance put in place by the Minneapolis City Council.
“Everyone wants to see Uber and Lyft drivers get paid more. But getting a raise doesn't do a whole lot of good if you lose your job.” -Mayor Jacob Frey
“Today’s vote showed Uber, Lyft, and the Mayor that the Minneapolis City Council will not allow the East African community, or any community, to be exploited for cheap labor.” -City Councilman Jamal Osman

Girlfriend Indicted for Providing Firearms in Burnsville Shooting Tragedy

The Summary: According to new federal charges, the firearms used in the shooting of three Burnsville first responders were purchased by the shooter's girlfriend, Ashley Dyrdahl, just weeks before the incident that resulted in the death of two cops and one firefighter.
Obtaining The Weapons: Text exchanges between the couple reveal Dyrdahl's active involvement in acquiring weapons, including discussions about background checks and firearm specifications.
The Charges: Dyrdahl has been indicted on 11 counts including conspiracy and straw purchasing which carries a maximum jail sentence of 15 years.

St. Paul Mayor Melvin Carter Holds State of the City Address – Here Are The Key Takeaways

Downtown Revitalization: Carter emphasized plans for downtown revitalization, including a $2 million request for renovating the Xcel Energy Center and incentivizing office-to-housing conversions.
Workforce Development: The mayor proposed initiatives to connect St. Paul workers with local jobs, such as eliminating degree requirements for city positions and supporting small businesses in hiring at-risk populations.
Housing Discussions: Carter announced intentions to initiate comprehensive community discussions about housing policies, fueled by new funding sources and aimed at addressing affordable housing and rent stabilization.
Sales Tax-Funded Projects: He introduced the "Common Cent" projects, funded by a 1% sales tax, which will invest nearly $1 billion in streets and parks over 20 years
Innovative Snow Management: The mayor outlined plans to test new snow management strategies, potentially replacing snow emergencies with rotating parking rules

Business

❯ MSP Airport #1 Again: The MSP Airport has been named the top airport in North America for the third consecutive year by passenger surveys conducted by Airports Council International. It’s the 7th time in 8 years the airport has earned the distinction.
❯ $800M Data Center: Meta, the parent company of Facebook, revealed plans for a new 700,000 square foot data center in Rosemount, known as "Project Bigfoot," set to create 1,000 construction jobs and 100 permanent positions.
❯ New 3M CEO: Mike Roman is retiring after a tumultuous tenure marked by sluggish sales and legal battles and is set to be succeeded by William Brown on May 1. Brown was previously CEO at L3Harris Technologies, a tech company and defense contractor.

What Else We’re Reading…Vice President Kamala Harris Visits Planned Parenthood in Minneapolis

On Thursday, Vice President Kamala Harris visited a Planned Parenthood in Minneapolis that performs abortion services. During her speech, Harris spoke about the guarnateeing a women’s right to choose what she does with her body. The visit comes as part of her nationwide "Fight for Reproductive Freedoms" tour.

Sports

Kirk Cousins Bids Farewell to Minnesota

The Summary: Vikings Quarterback Kirk Cousins will be suiting up for the Atlanta Falcons this season, and the acquisition of his services wasn't cheap. Cousins and the Falcons agreed to a four-year, $180 million contract, which includes a $50 million signing bonus.
Darnold Incoming: Less than 12 hours later, the Vikings signed NFL journeyman Sam Darnold to a one-year, $10M deal.
NFL Draft: Many football analysts are expecting the Vikings to draft a young QB with a first round pick.
Running Back Help: The Vikings also traded for Green Bay Packers running back Aaron Jones from their division rival.

In Other Sports News…

The Gopher Men’s Basketball team ended their season on Thursday with a loss to Michigan State in the Big 10 Tournament. After being predicted to finish last in the conference, the Gophers ended up winning nine conference en route to a 9th place finish.
The girls high school state basketball tournament is underway. Hopkins and Minnetonka are set to face off in the 4A championship.

Headlines From Around The Twin Cities

❯ Ice out was declared on Lake Minnetonka this week just a few days shy of the 1878 record (KSTP)
❯ New reporting shows the outer ring of the Twin Cities suburbs are experiencing the most population growth in Minnesota (MN Reformer)
❯ Minneapolis is a finalist to host WWE WrestleMania in 2025 (Bring Me The News)
❯ Basilica Block Party has announced their lineup including acts like Goo Goo Dolls and Counting Crows (MPR)
❯ Minneapolis spent $100k+ per day to keep ice rinks open for eight days of skating (Star Tribune)
❯ Police are investigating a bomb threat that targeted a NE Minneapolis brewery's drag queen storytime event (WCCO)

Headlines From Greater Minnesota

❯ Moorhead City Council passes Gaza cease-fire resolution (MPR)
❯ Investigators ruled out Tesla as vehicle of interest in crash that killed doctor near Lake Mille Lacs (WCCO)
❯ Duluth is investigating options to protect Park Point as Kathy Cargill invests more (Bring Me The News)
❯ Wildfire triggers Split Rock Lighthouse evacuation on the north shore (Kare11)

The Final Word: Sunset Bliss

The sunset on my run around Lake Harriet was incredible last night — check it out here. Have a great weekend, everyone!

This is the Working Glitches Section! This is always being improved, and if you have any recommendations please let me know in the comments or send me a direct message. If you know a glitch is working on any other platform I haven't included or doesn't work anymore, also let us know. If a platform is in italics, it means it is unsure. If a platform is just "Xbox" or "PlayStation", that means that it works with both old gen and new gen versions of the game.
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Money and RP Glitches:

BEFF - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	No Save AHK - PC - Solo	Arena RP Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Double Secondary Loot - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	5k RP Every 30 Secs - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Dr Dre Linux Replay Glitch - PC - Solo
Facility Car Dupe - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Exclusive Solo Frozen Money PS5 New Gen- PS5 - Solo	Easy Money and RP - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Improved SFM - Xbox, Playstation - Non Solo	2 Player Car Dupe -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	25 Second Frozen Money -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo

​ Skip Cluckin Bell Setups -\ Xbox, Playstation - SoloCluckin Bell Replay -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Player Based Glitches:

Checkerboard Outfit in Lobby - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Unlock Love Fist Shortsleeve - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Wear Any Blacklisted Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Cashmere Coat with Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Orange/Purple Joggers and Bulletproof - Xbox Series, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Play as Big Rabbit - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Transfer Coloured Chutes Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Apartment God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Candy Cane Weapon - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Jet Black Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Bigfoot Beard - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Halloween Biker Jacket - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	Black Joggers - PS4 - Solo	No Ankles - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Female Joggers - Playstation - Solo	KD Farm - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Outfit Transfer - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Remove Bodysuit Logo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	IAA Badge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Transfer Duffle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Invisible Arms on Cop Outfit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Any Shoes with Gorka Pants - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Cop Outfit - PS4 - Semi-Solo
Transfer Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Semi-Solo	Perma Stun Lock - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Modded Outfits (No Checkerboard) - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Kill God Mode Players - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Invisible Stomach - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Thermals in Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Play as Franklin - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Ballistic Health Boost and Minigun - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	FIB Necklace - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Gorka Joggers with IAA Belt and Invisible Torso - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Duffle Bags - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Machine Revolver - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Frontier Outfit in 1 Day - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Save CEO Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Female No Bra - Xbox One - Solo
White Duffle - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Grey Snapback Half Hat - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Merge Special Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Juggernaut Suit - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Racing Suit Shoulder Pads - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Gruppe, Prison and Paramedic Belts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Overcoat and Suit Vest - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	No Kick Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Chemical Mask on All Outfits - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Alien Outfit Without Mask - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Topless Female - Xbox One, Playstation 4 - Solo	NOOSE Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Invisible Arms - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	CEO/MC Joggers & Outfits - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Semi No Ragdoll - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Account Dupe Workaround - Xbox - Solo	OTR Invisible Character - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Vehicle Warehouse OTR - Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Agency God Mode - PS5 - Solo	Easy Character God Mode - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Save Cluckin Bell Outfit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Headless Glitch -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Solo Coke Business OTR -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo

Miscellaneous:

Infinite Toreador Boost - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	BEFF Double Garage - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Public Solo Session - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Complete Tier 3 Survival Headshot Challenge - PS - Solo	Modded Acid Lab - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Drive Unreleased Cars - Playstation - Solo
DMO Lite - Playstation - Solo	MOC Solo Merge - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Weapons in Facility - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
TP Mugshoot Room - Playstation - Solo	Infinitely Spawn Vehicles - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Sell 27 Cars/Day - Xbox One, PS4 - Solo
Arena War AFK - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Vehicle Magic Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Magic Slot Flip - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo
Brickade Fooliganz Livery Flip - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Bypass Daily Sell Limit - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Brickade Merge - Playstation - Solo
GATF - Xbox, Playstation - Non- Solo	BF Wevil Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Shooting Range Glitch - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Thermal in Story Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	2 Sparrows at Same Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Quickly Fill Nightclub - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Infinite Company SUV's - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Endless Simeon Test Drive - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Double Damage - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Teleport in LSCM - Playstation - Solo	Get Inside Luxury Autos - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Cayo Prep Job TP - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Skywalker - Playstation - Solo	Cop Car Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Colored Stock Wheels - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Never Fall Off Bike - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Director Mode Trailer Online - Playstation - Solo
Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	Car on Cerberus Slot - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Casino No Timer - Xbox Series, PS5, PC - Non-Solo
No Wanted Level - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Drive Invisible Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo
Sultan Classic Speed Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Non-Solo	Yellow Car Freak Out - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Non-Solo	BMX Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Special/Person Vehicle in Sumo - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo	Unlock Trevor at Beginning of Game -PS4 - Solo	Wheel Merge/Transfer - PC - Non-Solo
Chameleon Pearlescent Glitch - Xbox Series, PS5 - Solo	No Cops - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Magic Slot Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Bushole Launch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Extra Consumables - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Out of Bounds - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo
Under the Map Anywhere - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Invisible Aircraft - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Walk in the Sky - Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo
Merge/Teleport Jobs - Xbox	2 Boys, 1 Hole - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	RC Bandito C4 Throw - Playstation - Solo
Autoclub Podium Vehicle - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Launch Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Semi-Solo	Low Grip Tires on Any Car - PC - Solo
High Speed Jet Donuts - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	OOB Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Toreador God Mode - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Wall Breach - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Teleport with Akula - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra with MOC Health - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Freeze Time - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Transparent Jet - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Trevors Car - Xbox, Playstation - Solo
Matte Pearlescent Respray - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hide Cargo - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Hydra Speed Glitch - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo
Weapons Inside Arena - Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Teleport Inside of UFO - Playstation - Solo	GATF Workaround - Playstation - Non-Solo
Change the Inductor Bike Color - Xbox, Playstation, PC - Solo	Terrorbyte Merge - Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Old Casino/Story Map Online - Playstation, Xbox - Semi-Solo
Unlock Special Hidden Weapons -\ PS4, Xbox One	NPC Bone Jiggling -\ Playstation, Xbox - Solo	Add Extra Accessories to Vehicles -\ Playstation, Xbox - Solo
Park Ranger Outfit Glitch -\ Playstation, Xbox - Solo	AFK Exploit -\ Xbox, Playstation - Solo	Save Park Ranger Vehicle -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo
Motorcycle to Car Merge -\ Xbox, Playstation - Non-Solo	Last Gen Car to Car Merge -\ PS4, Xbox One - Non-Solo	Current Gen Car to Car Merge - PS5, Xbox Series - Non-Solo
Facility GCTF - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Moc to MOC GCTF Glitch Out - Playstation, Xbox - Non-Solo	Apartment Vehicle God Mode -\ Xbox, Playstation - Semi-Solo

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Frequently Asked Questions

If you ask about something which can be clearly answered via the information in the FAQ's, your comment will be removed.
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Where are the newest glitches?

• Sorting the sub by new is the easiest way to find the most current glitches
• Our Discord server has a section with quite a few working glitches

Are Heist Replay Glitches patched?

• No, and they probably won't be any time soon; if ever.
• Heist replay glitch is still working in the enhanced version.
• Please note that timings might be more difficult than in the past.

How do I do X Heist Replay?

• Cayo Perico
• Casino
• Bogdan

Tips on how to avoid heist reset on consoles.

• Take a break after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try clearing your cache after 2 consecutive attempts
• Try disconnecting after the white transaction loading circle and before the orange loading circle
• Try disconnecting after the "Transaction Pending" disappears at the bottom of the screen

Can you get banned from doing X Glitch?

• Outside of the few admonished outliers such as the strain of Apartment Glitches, you WON'T GET BANNED for doing any glitches. This includes things such as Heist Replays, AFK's, Merges, Dupes (creating/owning/selling Dupes) and etcetera.

Any good RP glitches around?

• This is a new type of job, TeamLilac AFK, and should be similar to Peter Griffin AFK. Please feel free to leave feedback on this job since its new

Best money glitch out right now?

• Heist Replays (Bogdan/Cayo Perico), GCTF Dupes, and/or Semi-Frozen Money (solo) will always remain as time proven choices. Alongside whatever Dupe Glitch is currently available/working.

Anything pertaining to Dupes?

• Destro's Duping Encyclopedia will most likely have your answers. Start with the Introduction segment which covers the jist of the relevant topics, otherwise flip through to the topic dedicated chapter
• Howdy's DSL Guide contains the updated DSL limits and thresholds and will continue to be regularly and consistently updated, please refer to this if you need help regarding the your sale limit and issues pertaining to it.

Merge Glitches?

• Arena BEFF/2 Console
• BEFF Car To Dealer Car

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External Resources:

• Our Discord Server - Highly recommended and it's the best place to help keep you updated with all the working glitches being discovered.
• Alternatively, you can refer to realmoneymitch.com which serves the same purpose

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Se7enSins:

• Glitched Clothing Megathread
• GTA Blacklisted Vehicles

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Looking for a partner in crime?

1. Need People for Duping/Trading - Refer to GTADupe
2. Need People for Heist Replays/JAFK/Misc Jobs - Refer to HeistTeams

Happy glitching! 😉

I have played Axis pedals for years and about a year ago bout a pair of Trick Pro1 V double pedal short boards (only thing available at the time) and bought blank Bigfoot low mass longboards from Trick to get laser engraved but never got around to engraving them. Also have the ACD Unlimited bias rod upgrade and the beater cam upgrade and they still just don’t feel how I like them. I would like to sell them for a fair price considering will need to replace them. They are in flawless condition, come with low mass long and short boards plus ACD up grades and all original parts as well. I’m thinking $700 + shipping costs. Sound fair? Anyone interested?