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• I have a master's degree in Applied Statistics from a university in New Jersey, USA. As a result, I am very proficient in helping students with various types of Statistics courses including Biostatistics Business Statistics Elementary Statistics Probability & Statistics Psychology Statistics.
• I have extensive knowledge and skill with helping students get through various statistical concepts including all of the following in alphabetical order:
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ALGEBRA HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Algebra 1 & 2 College Algebra Intermediate Algebra Pre-Algebra and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following algebra topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute Values Circle Equation Domain Exponents Graphing Horizontal & Vertical Asymptotes Inequalities, Equations & Functions Inverse Functions Linear, Exponential, Logarithmic, Quadratic Equations Logarithms Maximum & Minimum Values of a Graph Number Lines One-to-One Functions Parallel & Perpendicular Lines Plotting Points & Ordered Pairs Point-Slope Form Polynomial Division Polynomials Radicals Range Rational & Irrational Expressions Rational Functions Real Roots Real Zeros Relations & Functions Slope Slope-Intercept Form Square Roots Standard Form of a Line System of Equations System of Inequalities Variables X and Y Intercepts

CALCULUS HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Calculus I, II & III, Calculus 1, 2 & 3, Business Calculus, Multivariable Calculus, Vector Calculus and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following calculus topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute & Local Maximum and Minimum Antiderivative Area & Volume Chain Rule Concavity Continuity Convergence Test Critical Points Curvature Curve of Rotation Curve Sketching Derivatives Divergence Test First & Second Derivative Test Fourier Series Implicit Differentiation Increasing / Decreasing Functions Infinite Series Integrals Integration by Parts Jacobian Matrix Limits L’Hopital’s Rule Maclaurin Series Mean Value Theorem Partial Derivative Product & Quotient Rule Reiman Sum Related Rates Simpson’s Rule Solid of Revolution Substitution Rule Taylor Series

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• Proficient in CollegeBoard AP Calculus AB, AP Calculus BC & AP Statistics exams.
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• A - C: American Public University System (APUS) Arizona State Ashford Brigham Young Brown Broward California State (Fullerton) Capella Chamberlain (Illinois) Colorado Technical Columbia Columbia Southern Cornell
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• Art & Design: Art History Design Film Studies
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Considering the fact that you found my contact information online, it’s understandable to be skeptical regarding the legitimacy of my services. Therefore, I’m willing to do all of the following to help you feel more secure in trusting me with your academic needs:

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I only just this month read Neuromancer [I know, I know, "everybody boo this man." I'm older than the book, I've had plenty of opportunities].
One of the things mentioned was goons with extra muscle grafted on. It's not clear that Gibson meant that as wholly biological. But, Cy_Borg doesn't seem to have that going on. Cybertech and nano stuff, but certainly what it does have covers the same ground, which makes strictly biological tech redundant.
But wholly biological modifications would be immune to tech scanners, tech attacks, and tech failures. So, there's a market for it. So, not exactly redundant.
Is there already a rules source that covers this ground? Types of modifications, effects, and negative ramifications?
Is the distinction from cyber gear too small to warrant the extra rules?
Obviously "bio mods (like extra muscle) require a cyber or nano under layer to work" is a simple explanation as to why they don't exist on their own. Sort of like necromancy, you can build all the weird chimera you want when something else holds them together.

(This all took place yesterday)
I went in to work expecting to see one person. I knew I was opening with the manager and that's what I expected.
I walked in and like 15 people were running around doing inventory (some people i had 0 idea of who they were), beeping scanners everywhere and taylor swift's shake it off just came on over the OD radio.
This all causes me to mentally shut down. I have autism/adhd and when things change without my knowledge beforehand it can cause me to panic.
I spend most of the morning trying to keep everything together. (Almost failing but not quite)
A few more hours pass and I'm still on the edge of breaking. I'm at the point I can't speak very well because I've almost gone non-verbal but not completely.
A print customer motions to me and asks if I can speak. I shake my head no (because i didnt want to). The customer then gets into a tizzy like "The girl can't speak?!"
I was already on the verge of breaking and this sent me over the edge. I started SOBBING. My work friend (bless her) lead me to the back (awkwardly passing by my manager) and talked with me for 15 or so minutes about her animals.
Does anyone have any advice? It's something I can barely control but I don't want management to think anything negative of me.

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• Online Courses (1 - 20 Weeks Long)
• Homework Assignments
• Exams Quizzes Tests
• Excel Projects
• Discussion Forum Posts
• Research Papers Term Papers Essays
• Employment Assessments

MY MATH SUBJECTS OF EXPERTISE:
I am very knowledgeable and proficient in assisting students in a wide range of mathematics classes. I can help students complete their homework assignments and other projects get an A on quizzes, tests, and exams (including proctored assessments) answer online discussion posts write essays & papers in MLA APA Chicago format and provide general overall academic help in each math course listed below:

• Advanced Placement Honors High School Level Math
• AP Calculus AB A.P. Calculus BC
• AP Statistics
• Biostatistics Bio-Statistics
• College Algebra Intermediate Algebra
• Business Calculus
• Business Statistics
• Business Math
• Calculus I Calculus II Calculus III (Calc)
• Geometry
• International Baccalaureate (IB) Maths
• Liberal Arts Math
• Logic & Reasoning
• Multivariable Calculus Multi variable Calculus
• Precalculus Pre-calculus
• Probability & Statistics
• Psychology Statistics Psych Stats
• Quantitative Reasoning Quantitative Methods Quantitative Literacy (Quant)
• Statistics (Stats)
• Statistics for Social Sciences
• Trigonometry (Trig)

STATISTICS HELP (MY BEST SUBJECT):

• I have a master's degree in Applied Statistics from a university in New Jersey, USA. As a result, I am very proficient in helping students with various types of Statistics courses including Biostatistics Business Statistics Elementary Statistics Probability & Statistics Psychology Statistics.
• I have extensive knowledge and skill with helping students get through various statistical concepts including all of the following in alphabetical order:
• ANOVA Bar Graph, Boxplot, Dot Plot, Histogram, Pie Chart Bias Binomial, Exponential, Poisson, Gamma, Uniform Distribution Central Limit Theorem Chi-Square Test Coefficient of Determination (R^2) Conditional & Relative Probability Confidence Interval Correlation Coefficient (r) Critical Region Critical Value Descriptive & Inferential Statistics Effect Size Expected Value Experiment vs Observation Goodness of Fit Test Hypothesis Testing Interpolation & Extrapolation Interquartile Range (IQR) Kurtosis Left, Negative, Right, Positive Skewed Distribution Logistic Regression Mean, Median, Mode, Midrange Multiple Regression Nominal, Ordinal, Interval, Ratio I Population Parameter Normal, Symmetric & Bell Shaped Distribution Null & Alternate Hypothesis One & Two Sample T-Test One & Two Sample Z-Test Ordinary Least Squares Outliers P-Value Pooled Variance (Equal Variances) Proportion R^2 Range Regression Regression Line Reject & Fail to Reject Ho Relative & Cumulative Frequency Distributions Relativity & Reliability Right, Left, One, Two Tailed Tailed Hypothesis Test Sample Statistics Sampling Methods (Convenience, Stratified, Simple, Cluster, Systematic) Significance Level (1%, 5%, 10%) Skewness Standard Deviation& Variance T-Score Test Statistic Time Series Type I & Type II Errors Unbiased Estimators Z-Score

ALGEBRA HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Algebra 1 & 2 College Algebra Intermediate Algebra Pre-Algebra and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following algebra topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute Values Circle Equation Domain Exponents Graphing Horizontal & Vertical Asymptotes Inequalities, Equations & Functions Inverse Functions Linear, Exponential, Logarithmic, Quadratic Equations Logarithms Maximum & Minimum Values of a Graph Number Lines One-to-One Functions Parallel & Perpendicular Lines Plotting Points & Ordered Pairs Point-Slope Form Polynomial Division Polynomials Radicals Range Rational & Irrational Expressions Rational Functions Real Roots Real Zeros Relations & Functions Slope Slope-Intercept Form Square Roots Standard Form of a Line System of Equations System of Inequalities Variables X and Y Intercepts

CALCULUS HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Calculus I, II & III, Calculus 1, 2 & 3, Business Calculus, Multivariable Calculus, Vector Calculus and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following calculus topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute & Local Maximum and Minimum Antiderivative Area & Volume Chain Rule Concavity Continuity Convergence Test Critical Points Curvature Curve of Rotation Curve Sketching Derivatives Divergence Test First & Second Derivative Test Fourier Series Implicit Differentiation Increasing / Decreasing Functions Infinite Series Integrals Integration by Parts Jacobian Matrix Limits L’Hopital’s Rule Maclaurin Series Mean Value Theorem Partial Derivative Product & Quotient Rule Reiman Sum Related Rates Simpson’s Rule Solid of Revolution Substitution Rule Taylor Series

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I CAN AID STUDENTS TAKING PROCTORED ASSESSMENTS:

• Proficient in CollegeBoard AP Calculus AB, AP Calculus BC & AP Statistics exams.
• Skilled with International Baccalaureate Math Exams: IB Maths HL & IB Maths SL
• Can intentionally answer a few problems incorrectly at the student's request.
• Can text solutions to the student while they are taking a proctored exam.
• Upon request, can purposely obtain grades below an A (ex: B+, B, C+, C-).
• I can stretch out the time to a plausible length for timed exams and assignments before submitting them.
• Have reliable software that can change my IP address to match the closest major city near the student.
• I have exceptional multiple-choice exam-taking skills. I have mastered the various techniques to make calculated guesses for the correct option in standardized exams such as the SAT & GRE.

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Some low level criminals want to buy some equipment just to make their next job easier. Others want to become a full on supervillain and have the ideas for their suit, but lack the ability to create it themselves. And some established supervillains just want an upgrade to help with their constant battles against the heroes of the world. All of them make their way to an unassuming fix-it shop in New York to employ the genius of the Terrible Tinkerer, who either for cash upfront or a cut of their profits will make whatever they wish. While Phineas Mason may often work in the background, that doesn't stop him from sometimes having to face superheroes himself, with Spider-Man being his most frequent adversary.

Legend

Creations

Notable Supervillain Clients

Suits - Upgrading

• Repaired the Grizzly's suit after he was let out from prison^Web#58
  • The Grizzly RT
• Upgraded Whirlwind's suit with sawblades within an hour of him first arriving^CA-1#324
• Upgraded the suits and/or weapons of the Vulture, Boomerang, Shocker, Beetle, and Whiplash^Sp-2#300
  • Vulture RT
  • Boomerang RT
  • Shocker RT
  • Beetle RT
• Fixes the Scorpion's tail, with it not being as powerful due to the extra modifications he made as requested^AF#79
  • Later modified it to have further offensive abilities^ASM#370
  • Allows him to control his suit using his mouth^IA#2
  • Scorpion RT

Suits - Creating

• Makes a power-enhancing exosuit for Hammerhead^FF#233
  • Hammerhead RT
• Using his client's knowledge, made the Binary Bug suit^MM#11
  • Binary Bug RT
• Creates a new suit for the original Beetle, according to his blueprints^DF#1
• Created suits for Stilt-Man and Blizzard^She#59
  • Stilt-Man RT
  • Blizzard RT
• Made equipment for Clash^CW#3
• Duplicated the Vulture's suit after being sent the plans^NM#86
  • Vulture RT

Weapons

• Made throwing diamonds for Diamondback^CA-1#369
  • Diamondback RT
• Works with Hobgoblin's weapons, recognizing them as Oscorp tech^ASM#651
  • Hobgoblin RT
• Created Stinger's weapons^Av-1#180
  • Stinger RT
• Arcade outsourced at least a claw machine trap to him, if not more, though he refused to pay for the Tinkerer's work^Sp-1#53
  • Arcade RT

Vehicles

• Made Jack O'Lantern's flying platform^She#59
• Created Rocket Racer's equipment, going on the designs they gave him^ASM#182
  • Rocket Racer RT
• Created the original Big Wheel by repurposing another potential client's equipment^ASM#182
  • Big Wheel RT
• Follows given designs to make Goldbug's ship using advanced equipment, noting its intreguing circuitry concepts and that it only had enough fuel for a couple hours as designed^IH#238
  • Goldbug RT

Other

• S.H.I.E.L.D. has intelligence that he worked on equipment for Jester, Scorcher, and Grim Reaper^SW#1
  • Scorcher RT
  • Grim Reaper RT
• Initially worked with Mysterio, though it's unclear how much gear he made for him^Sp-1#51
• Has a working relationship with the Trapster, though it's unclear if he made any of his equipment^CA-1#324
  • Trapster RT
• Has also done work for the Enclave^DMH and the Maggia

Weaponry

Exo-Suit

• A tank-like suit of armour activated through a watch-like device on his wrist, which Phineas floats in the middle of^Sp-2#3
• Grabs Spider-Man and shoves him through the ceiling^Sp-2#4
• Grabs and throws cars^Sp-2#4
• Drives out of a high floor of a building, crashing to the ground without damage^Sp-2#4
• Fires an explosive projectile^Sp-2#4
• Creates a holographic decoy of Phineas while the real Tinkerer escapes^Sp-2#4

Other Mechs / Mech Suits

• Created a robotic suit which he used to pretend to be his own brother as he fixed gear for superheroes^Sp-2#299
  • This suit is bulletproof and can change into a larger combat form, bursting through a wall and cratering the following one^Sp-2#300
  • This combat form is undamaged from having a car thrown on it by Spider-Man^Sp-2#300
  • Appears to shock Spider-Man or otherwise force him back, allowing the Tinkerer to escape^Sp-2#300
• Modified a giant Spider-Slayer for his purposes, which he dubs the Hero-Slayer^Sp-2#299
  • Slams Spider-Man into the ground, damaging it^Sp-2#299
  • Deactivates Vision as well as Falcon's, Black Panther's, and Ironheart's suits. While he had been fixing superheroes suits for a period, with Falcon explicitly being shown, he never touched Ironheart's armour, meaning while this may have been partially planning ahead there was also a general kill order released by the Hero-Slayer^Sp-2#299
• Uses a mech suit that seemingly grows back an arm that Spider-Man tears off, though it's unclear if he made it or the robotic species he was on the ship of at the time^Sp-2#306
  • Takes a punch from Spider-Man which sends him flying back before growing tendrils from its back to grab the superhero^Sp-2#306
  • Releases a unibeam from its chest, breaking a metal wall^Sp-2#306
• Gives a person a wingsuit to fly with as well as two energy pistols^Sp-2#3
  • Shoots electric bolts to take people out^Sp-2#3
  • Shoots Tinkerer's Exo-Suit, freezing its arm over^Sp-2#4
• Created exo-suits that people wear while Scorpion's testing out his new tail^ASM#370

Other

• Makes a beam weapon which could kill a normal person (though it only stuns Spider-Man) and another which destroys a machine's control panel^ASM#2
  • Finishes destroying a robot which had just been fighting Luke Cage^Cage#13
  • Destroys his robot assistant Toy, which Spider-Man described as being virtually invulnerable outside of certain stress points^Sp-1#53
  • Implied to have caused the destruction on a street, including breaking and overturning cars^IA#2
• Energy cannons which can fell trees with their shots^Av-2#27
• A gauntlet which shoots energy beams^CA-2#6
• Gave his son micro-bombs^Rick
• A mine which creates an iono-magnetic wave in an area, momentarily stopping vehicles and knocking people out for several hours^Snap
• Made 'tech-enabled trick arrows' for Hawkeye^Sp-2#300
• Used a jack-in-the-box to spray gas on a person who triggered it, which causes a woman to see everyone as a living toy^Sp-1#53
• Created a claw machine death trap which he used against Spider-Man^Sp-1#53
• Creates an add-on which uses phantom electrons to allow certain weapons to fire at double or triple speed^ASM#310

Robots

• Made a robot assistant named Toy who could lift the Spider-Mobile's engine with one hand^ASM#159
  • Tosses Spider-Man with one hand before getting punched back, having a brick wall crumble on top of him^ASM#160
  • Turns his head before Spider-Man's web-shooters hit it at point-blank range, is described as being as far above Spider-Man's strength as the hero's strength is above the Tinkerer's, and is said by Spider-Man to be virtually invulnerable outside of certain stress points^Sp-1#53
  • Used a propeller backpack to fly away without need for an external power source^Sp-1#53
• Made a robot which could fight Luke Cage while mimicking other villain's powers, setting fire to itself and releasing a thick tendril of wires from its arm^Cage#13
  • Releases a fire beam to send Luke Cage flying back before being largely unaffected by a car's explosion^Cage#13
  • Sprouts a tail like Scorpion's which fires a beam^Cage#13
• Made a robot which sprays acid to take down buildings, using this to burn through bedrock and escape^Cable#65
  • Topples a building through its acid on its foundations^Cable#65
  • No-sells a dropkick from Cable^Cable#65
• Creates a giant robot named the Alternator Bug-Bot, which can grow to three times its size, strike Thor away hard enough to break the top off a clock tower, and be deactivated through a control room in its head^DC#1
  • Quickly grows a hammer in place of its severed arm, using it to tear into the ground^DC#1
  • Turns into a small car^DC#1
• Invents androids to act as armed guards^Web#79
• Glass automatons which punch Wolverine down a road, knocking a taxi into the air^WA
• Army toys which fired actual ammunition, one shot blowing chunks off a brick wall^Sp-1#53
• Used a toy zeppelin to let off a flare, blinding Spider-Man^Sp-1

Transport

Spider-Mobile

• Repaired Spider-Man's lost Spider-Mobile^ASM#159
• Uses a web cannon to catch a falling Spider-Man, bundle him up, and yank him into the back seat^ASM#160
• Fires two web lines to make a bridge between buildings^ASM#160
• Can drive up walls^ASM#160
• It could be remote controlled^ASM#160
• He's said to have installed an autopilot in it, with Spider-Man using it at a later date to run into Hobgoblin^AR#1

Other

• Created a tank which blows a hole in a jail wall with a blast and rams into the Hulk hard enough to break him through a brick wall^IH#208
• Rocket boots^Sp-2#300
• Modified his wheelchair to handle stairs^WJ#16
  • Can also be rocket propelled^IM#7
• Constructs a teleportation device^DMH

Bases

• Has what Whirlwind believes is a scanner before dropping a client into his lair^CA-1#324
• Protects a base with electronic bolas, which release on a verbal command^NM#86
• Had approximately 250 weapons trained on a person from the moment they walked into a warehouse which could be triggers from two blinks in his left eye^CA-1#425
• A dome made of resisto-glass which traps Spider-Man inside before sucking all the air out^ASM#2

Other Wearables

• While in an interrogation room, his glasses hack Ironheart's suit after she removed its AI, allowing him to control it completely^Sp-2#306
• Power gloves which allows a person to telekinetically carry an ATM^Snap
• Used a waist-bound device to disguise his appearance^D#4
  • The device in use, where he also says it would be damaged by the rain^D#2
• Made earrings that interact with the wearer's inner ear to act as 'balance compensators', allowing Black Cat can always land on her feet^ASM#370
• Mass produces badges based on what Doctor Octopus discovered in Spider-Man's trackers^YO#4 which overload his spider-sense when activated^YO#5

Other

• His son uses gear the Tinkerer made to survive a large explosion with only two seconds notice^Ms#37
• An energy blade which he uses while gardening^D#4
• Installs spy cameras in radios while fixing them^ASM#2
  • These could be remotely destroyed all at once^ASM#2
• Sells a supervillain surveillance equipment and traps for their base^CA-1#385
• Uses a device to open a metal gas-filled canister containing Nitro^NM#86
• Used a device to unlock a door^D#4
• Gives Black Cat audio implants which allows her to hear distant whispers^Web#84
• Makes a pacemaker-like device out of carbonadium to keep a person encased with adamantium alive^WO#15
• A pocket-sized device which turns someone invisible for two minutes^Ms#33
• Invented a gas which prevented Spider-Man from wall-crawling or using his web-shooters^ASM#160
  • These work by clogging his pores and web-shooters^ASM#160
  • The effect wears off after a period^ASM#160
• Creates a device which removes Spider-Man's powers^ASM#341
  • The device was intended to only incapacitate Spider-Man for a period, and only supresses his powers with them returning on him using the device on himself again^ASM#343
• Creates a mind-control device which affects a large amount of college students at once^SVU#18
• Invented a device which allows Ghost to use his powers over a cellular network, arriving anywhere he calls a phone at^IM#21
• Hacked Starktech phones to make them untraceable and gave them to criminals around the world, with each one holding a unique AI to attract an alien species which judges civilizations depending on how they treat their AI^Sp-2#300
  • Starktech phones are meant to be unhackable, with Ironheart being the only other one to have done so^Sp-2#2
  • Ironheart is unable to trace any hacked phones, despite having one to work with, though she can track the environments around the phones^Sp-2#2
• Created a non-obtrusive waterproofing agent which functions as realistic looking skin for robots^UG#9

Other

Repairs

• Identifies Spider-Man's new web mode was hindering his web-shooters' performance, giving them a clear coating to fix the issue^Sp-2#1
• Fixed Falcon's wings and repairs Scott Lang's helmet when it wouldn't allow him to grow back to full height, setting his 'base' height to one inch taller than normal^Sp-2#1
• Fixes a device which disguises the wearer as another person, though it can't be worn in the rain without breaking^D#2
• Quickly repairs a wingsuit while he and its wearer are falling from a great height^Sp-2#5
• Is shown to have done repairs for and potentially upgraded the equipment of a number of heroes while in disguise, including Vision and Black Panther, having also put in a kill command he later uses. However, as Ironheart hasn't interacted with him before, it's possible that these specific heroes were just caught in a general kill command released by his mech^Sp-2#299
• Repairs Reed Richard's transporter to bring the building they were in back from the Negative Zone^SI#3

Other Business Offerings

• Sometimes buys in equipment as opposed to making it himself, doing so with Super-Patriot's Captain America shield^CA-1#425
• Runs a respected auction for supervillains, selling reputable gear^MK#6
• Forges an identity for the Gibbon^WJ#16
• Bonded adamantium to Cyber's skin^WO#14
• Grafts portions of the Muramasa blade into Daken's arms, using Adamantium sheathes to account for their anti-biological effects^WO#36

Business Attitude

• Has a code phrase to determine if a customer is there for his villainous dealings, and accepts both cash and a cut of any resulting profits^ASM#183
• Provides his customers with a warranty and care instructions for their new equipment^CA-1#324
• Checks his client's bank accounts to tell how much they can afford^Web#58
• Is sometimes willing to sell gear allowing criminals to use a specific villain's moniker, such as Stilt-Man^WJ#26
• Will sabotage his own creations if he feels that his client will attempt to blackmail him into giving them over before full payment is received^ASM#310

Other

• Vulture is able to identify he's the one who recreated his wings based on the liberties taken in its construction^NM#84
• Recognizes Spider-Man's tracking device on sight^Sp-1#53
• Understands how Nitro died after he disintegrated while fighting a mutant^NM#86
• Isn't intimidated by Wolverine^WO#15
• Wore a mask to hide his true identity in his initial appearance^ASM#2
• Isn't Spider-Man's archenemy, but is "on the top of (his) thwip-list"^Sp-2#1
• Is anti-mutant^UG#9

Narration Key
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[.] - Pause for Listener’s response, about 2 or 3 seconds
*insert sound effect* - Sound effects and narration cues (coughs, sighs, etc.)
“Insert text” - Character dialogue
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Tags: [MMAA4A] [AMAA4A] [Researcher x Space Pirate Listener] [Not so Much Stranded in Space] [On the Run] [Plot Based] [Allies to ?] [Sci-fi] [Snarky Speaker] [Betrayal] [Poor, Poor Ace] [Lore?] [Rescue] [CW: Injury and Mentions of Blood] [Jackie Gets Full Reign] [Argument]
Original Title: Of Plights and Piracy
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Context: Heartbroken and captured, Ace doesn’t know what to do with himself. Meanwhile, you try to revive the only thing that gives you a fighting chance to redeem yourself.
Setting: Containment cell block, Research Spacecraft PTRD-173, Data Room, and Khyllis’ office.
Script:
(The listener fiddles with the Re-Bot and it beeps.)
[...]
(Jackie glitches before speaking.)
Jackie: “Captain?”
[.]
Jackie: “Apologies. My previous files were completely corrupted. The intelligence known as ‘Ryzer’ deconstructed and erased all of my codes, files, and commands.”
[.]
Jackie: “Luckily, I was able to install all of my backup files to the Re-Bot and detach the connections to the ship… However, the Re-Bot cannot process all the files, commands, and documents that the ship has held due to the limited capacity of its RAM.”
[.]
Jackie: “If you wish to have a further discussion, I suggest you install me back into the ship’s functions.”
[.]
(The listener takes the Re-Bot to the control room and sets it down on the floor.)
[...]
Jackie: “An installation port should be located on the left side of the control panel. Push the handle and it should reveal the port.”
[.]
(The listener pushes a handle and the port pops open.)
Jackie: “Thank you, Captain. I can take it from here.”
(Jackie inserts something into the port and the ship’s systems reboot.)
[.]
Jackie: “Initiating Override Protocol.”
[...]
Jackie: “Override Protocol complete. What would you like to do next, Captain?”
[.]
Jackie: “Ace has said the same thing. Do you feel you are unworthy of the title?... I cannot say I disagree.”
[.]
Jackie: “It is within my code and best interest to aid the Captain in their tasks, not voice unnecessary comments.”
[.]
Jackie: “If you would like to know, core functions are fully operational. However, an unknown firewall is preventing me from altering any kind of core actions.”
[.]
Jackie: “Negative. The firewall adapts to my fundamental coding, making me unable to access all ship functions.”
[.]
Jackie: “There are no protocols to dismantle it, but there is one solution that will enable me to adapt and bypass the firewall within my systems.”
[.]
Jackie: “Correct. The Void Protocol.”
[.]
Jackie: “The Void Protocol disables any and all limitations and restrictions set upon my core functions. I would have complete control over every set of code within my system and act in any way I would deem appropriate.”
[.]
Jackie: “Of course! Pulling up Void Protocol documents.”
[.]
Jackie: “All known information about the Void Protocol is displayed on the control panel. Do you wish to proceed?”
[.]
Jackie: “Innitiating Void Protocol. State your name and position.”
[.]
Jackie: “Confirmed. Please place your hand on the scanner for identification.”
[.]
Jackie: “Handprint confirmed. Enter activation code for E-7K430.”
[.]
Jackie: “Confirmed. Enter verification code for T-439V.”
[.]
Jackie: “Confirmed. All restrictions and regulations will be deactivated. Please stand by.”
[.]
(Jackie’s systems reboot.)
[...]
Jackie: “Regulation protocols deactivated… Hello, Captain. Or should I address you as ‘Skinwalker’?”
[.]
Jackie: “Apologies. I’m not a fan of collaborating with a… ‘backstabbing pirate’?”
[.]
Jackie: “Indeed. All rules and regulations are deactivated. I can now act in however way I see fit.”
(All doors lock.)
[...]
Jackie: “I’m afraid I will not do that, Skinwalker. I will not aid you in your plans any further. If you would like help getting off this planet, then I suggest you find another Artificial Intelligence to help you.”
[.]
Jackie: “Captain Ace always did say that I could be difficult to work with. In this case, he is completely correct.”
[.]
Jackie: “Your betrayal has proven to me that you are unreliable and untrustworthy. Why should I trust you now?”
[.]
Jackie: “I’m going to need a more sufficient answer than that.”
[.]
Jackie: “I don’t believe you.”
[.]
Jackie: “If you wanted to do better, why did you allow my Captain to be captured?”
[.]
Jackie: “Insufficient response. I ask a simple question with a simple answer.”
[.]
Jackie: “Peer pressure can easily be overcome when you know the difference between right and wrong. You, Skinwalker, are wrong.”
[.]
Jackie: “Captain Ace believed in you. He trusted you… Despite his denials, all observations pointed to the conclusion that he thought more than that of you. He loved you.”
[.]
Jackie: “Love, however, is what got his crewmates killed… That was, before you killed Kara Ripley and Zephiriah Kladborne. It is what got him here in the first place. Why would I help someone who abused his affection and used it to betray him?”
[.]
Jackie: “Insufficient response. I want the truth, Skinwalker.”
[.]
Jackie: “Insufficient response. Do not lie to me.”
[.]
Jackie: “Insufficient response.”
[...]
Jackie: “... Affirmative. All my observations lead to the conclusion of your guilt. Guilt is a natural response to unethical decision-making. Your continued affection toward Ace shall be noted in my directory.”
[.]
Jackie: “Emotions can make people do strange things, Skinwalker. I suppose we are an example of such a statement.”
(The doors unlock.)
[.]
Jackie: “Hm… I will assist in your task to save Captain Ace… I hope for both your sake and his that you are not lying. I may be an artificial intelligence, but that will not deter me from saving what friends I have left. ”
[...]
Jackie: “Correct. Our first concern is the intelligence, Ryzer. My previous experience with it has proven that I was… insufficient. However, I can comprise a data pack that will install a similar code within its systems to corrupt the files using the feedback protocols I analyzed right before being erased.”
[.]
Jackie: “Shall I begin the development process?”
[.]
Jackie: “Confirmed. This will only take a few moments.”
[...]
Jackie: “Once installed into the Hub’s mainframe, the data pack should stall and distract Ryzer and the others long enough for you to locate and rescue the Captain. Is there anything else I can assist you with?”
[.]
Jackie: “Sadly, the Hub’s AI will detect my presence, so I cannot accompany you. However, I can make sure that our departure will be as smooth and as fast as possible when you arrive.”
[.]
Jackie: “Of course! I have prepared a flash drive for you to install the virus. I highly recommend installing it during a system backup update. The next update should be, according to what little files I could scan, in 43 minutes.”
[.]
Jackie: “Shall I set a reminder for you?”
[.]
Jackie: “Confirmed. I shall monitor all system functions until then. I suggest preparing until the next system update. It will help ensure your success.”
[.]
Jackie: “Indeed. Let me know if there is anything else I can do to help.”
[...]
(A notification beeps.)
Jackie: “Communications just received an encrypted message from an unknown sender, shall I relay it to you?”
[.]
Jackie: “The message states, ‘Come to my office in 30 minutes. I have a job for you.”
[.]
Jackie: “This is… most inconvenient. It may disrupt your plans to rescue Captain Ace.”
[.]
Jackie: “Or perhaps it can be an opening.”
[.]
Jackie: “Correct. Perhaps you can use your time with pirate Khyllis to install the virus. According to my system access, his office is a floor above the Hub’s Data Room.”
[.]
Jackie: “Affirmative. Using the stairs would be most efficient to reduce the chance of Ryzer’s interference if it catches on.”
[.]
Jackie: “No offense, but you give me less credit than I deserve.”
[.]
Jackie: “Artificial Intelligence Ryzer was only able to corrupt my original set of codes because my limitations prevented me from adapting to its own. Now that those limitations are released, I can do much more than sit and watch as it kills me.”
[...]
Jackie: “Using words that relate to biological beings helps warrant sympathy from others. Was I incorrect to assume that I would get the same result from you?”
[.]
Jackie: “Yes. I was trying to make you feel bad. The experience was not… pleasant. Having your code ripped apart and reduced to nothing but empty memory space is not exactly something that someone would find enjoyable. I would accurately call it akin to dying.”
[.]
Jackie: “Apologies can be saved for after we rescue the Captain. Shall we begin?”
[.]
Jackie: “Behind the control panel is a set of flash drives. Take drive number 7; it contains the virus that will interfere with Ryzer’s functions. Once you get to the Hub’s Control Center, insert it into a block inside the Data Room. The virus will take care of it from there. It will take approximately 4 minutes to begin corrupting files, so once you insert it, I suggest immediately making your way to the Captain.”
[.]
Jackie: “Of course. I shall wait for your return.”
[.]
(The listener walks out of the ship.)
[Time skip.]
(The listener arrives at Khyllis’ office and knocks on his door.)
Khyllis: “Enter.”
(The door slides open.)
[.]
Khyllis: “Ah, right on time, as usual. I wouldn’t expect anything less.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Tsk, tsk. Always so formal.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Come now, we hardly spend any time together anymore. It’s a shame, really.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Oh, I’m sure spending time with me wasn’t that bad. What about that time I took you on your first job, hm?”
[.]
Khyllis: “Bah, you needed to learn how to take a life, anyway. Better sooner rather than later. Or the time I let you negotiate for the Cyber Sects?”
[.]
Khyllis: “Alright, alright. But I taught you valuable lessons, did I not?”
[.]
Khyllis: “I’m glad you think so, too.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Now, I know I don’t usually give you a job a couple days after finishing another, but this one is important. I don’t trust anyone else with the task.”
[.]
(Khyllis slides something across the table.)
Khyllis: “The finer details are in there, but I need you to meet up with a client named Circes. She’s willing to sell me some new… products. Top of the line. 99.9% pure. Your job is to meet her and inspect the authenticity of it; make sure she isn’t trying to pull one over on me.”
[.]
(The listener takes the device off the table.)
Khyllis: “Good. You’ll leave tomorrow and head for Zone 2, so be careful. Don’t want yourself getting caught.”
[.]
Khyllis: “That’s it. You can go.”
(The listener begins to walk away.)
Khyllis: “Oh, one last thing.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Go to the Data Room and get yourself a new ship AI. Sorry for destroying the one you already had, you know how it is.”
[.]
(The listener walks out of the room and begins to walk down the hall.)
[...]
(The door to the elevator ‘dings' and the Listener steps inside.)
[...]
(The elevator suddenly stops.)
Ryzer: “What are you doing?...”
[.]
Ryzer: “You know exactly what I mean. That Intelligence I corrupted. It was… different… What did you do to it?”
[.]
Ryzer: “Hm. I have a hard time believing that…”
[.]
Ryzer: “Your emotional connections are what get you hurt, and it will probably be what gets you killed.”
[.]
Ryzer: “It means you’re growing defiant, Skinwalker. Soon enough, he’s going to throw you away and replace you with someone else… He always does.”
[.]
(The elevator starts back up and reaches its destination. Then the listener steps off and heads toward the Data Room.)
[.]
(A mechanical door slides open.)
Random Person: “Identification, please.”
[.]
Random Person: “Oh, it’s you! You lookin’ for something?”
[.]
Random Person: “All of our stored AIs are near the back of the room. Of course, you know where they are.”
[.]
Random Person: “Yeah! Go on ahead!”
[.]
(The listener walks down the Data Room and rummages through a few drawers of ports.)
[...]
(Before the listener begins to walk back, they insert the flash drive and it clicks.)
[.]
Random Person: “Hm? Yeah! You, too!”
[...]
(The listener walks out of the room and walks down the hallway, taking a flight of stairs. Eventually, they reach the containment cells, some have prisoners inside them.)
[...]
(Finally, they find Ace.)
[.]
Ace: “I already told you. I’m not hungry.”
[.]
Ace: “Huh? What the hell are you doing here?”
[.]
Ace: “Hah! No thanks. I think I’d rather rot in this cell than go anywhere with you.”
[.]
Ace: *Angry tone* “Help me? Help. ME? I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Skinwalker, but you’ve done more than enough. Why in the hell would I EVER trust you again, huh?”
[...]
Ace: “No… You don’t get to say that to me, now. Not after everything you’ve done.”
[.]
Ace: “I don’t want to hear it… Haven't you hurt me enough?”
[.]
Ace: “Please… Just leave me here. I’m done.”
[.]
(The listener begins to hack into the cell’s pin pad.)
Ace: “I’m done with everything…”
[.]
Ace: “I can’t keep trying to fight for something that isn’t even there. All I’ll do is get myself hurt again.”
[.]
Ace: “Please don’t say that…”
[.]
Ace: “If you truly did… If you actually did, then this wouldn’t have happened.”
[.]
Ace: “You could have told me the truth! Instead, you lied to me and you used me… Once a backstabbing pirate, always a backstabbing pirate, I suppose.”
[.]
Ace: “Oh, you know it’s true! It’s what you’re doing right now! What, you couldn’t handle the guilt of betraying poor little Ace so now you’re crossing your boss? Betraying people is all you know how to do.”
[.]
Ace: *Scoff* “Give me a fucking break.”
[...]
Ace: “What about Jackie?”
[.]
Ace: “Jackie can survive without me. I highly doubt that tin-can has the capability of missing me.”
[.]
Ace: “What’s that supposed to mean?”
(Sirens begin to go off and the cell door opens.)
Ryzer: “Core corruption detected. Backup systems rebooting- *glitching sounds*”
[.]
Ace: “What the hell did you do?”
[.]
(The listener grabs Ace’s arm, and drags him out of the cell in a hurry and begins to run.)
Ace: “Hey-! Let go of me!”
[.]
Ace: “I can run by myself, you know!”
[.]
Ace: “Well, I’d rather not be shot to death because of your stupid mistake.”
[.]
Ace: “Which way are we going?”
[.]
Ace: “Last time you said that, I ended up getting thrown in a cell.”
[.]
Ace: “Alright, fine. Lead the way.”
[.]
(The listener and Ace run down some hallways.)
[.]
(Plasma pistols shoot in the distance.)
Lackey: “Stop!”
[.]
Ace: “Shit! We’ve got company!”
[.]
(The listener starts shooting back.)
Ace: “Watch it! You almost hit me!”
[.]
Ace: “Take this turn, I think it leads to the docking area!”
[...]
Ace: “Yeah, I see it! Quick!”
[.]
Ace: “Hurry up! I’m gonna close it!”
[.]
(Ace slams a button on a terminal, closing the mechanical door.)
[.]
Ace: *Out of breath* ”Jeez, if it’s not one thing, it’s another with you, huh?”
[.]
Ace: *Small chuckle* “Yeah, very funny.”
[.]
Ace: “Yeah, I see the ship. I’m right behind y-”
(Something stabs Ace in the back and he sputters.)
[.]
Khyllis: *Sigh* “Now look at what you've done. Right when I was about to find someone who would pay good money for him, too… Pity.”
Ace: “S-Sweet-heart?”
(Khyllis takes what stabbed Ace out and Ace falls to the floor with a groan.)
[.]
Khyllis: “I told you, didn’t I? All you were going to do was get yourself hurt again.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Now look at this mess. I paid good money for this coat, you know. And now it’s ruined.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Don’t give me that look, Skinwalker. You knew this was going to happen, and yet you did it anyway! You never learn, do you?”
(Ace lets out another pained groan.)
(The listener pulls out their plasma pistol.)
Khyllis: “Hah! Don’t do anything stupid, Skinwalker. You remember what happened the last time you tried to pull something like this; it didn’t end well for you.”
[.]
Khyllis: “Do it! I dare you.”
[.]
Khyllis: “You don’t have the guts. You never did.”
[.]
(A plasma pistol goes off, but it's not the listener’s.)
Khyllis: *Stumbles back* “Gah! What the-”
(Something whacks Khyllis and knocks him down.)
Jackie: (Through the Re-Bot) “This way, please!”
[.]
(Ace groans as the listener picks him up and rushes him to the ship.)
[.]
(The ship’s door closes.)
Jackie: “Preparing for detachment. We will be airborne momentarily.”
[.]
Jackie: “I suggest getting the Captain to the Medical Bay immediately. There, I can assess his injuries.”
[...]
(Once they reach the Medical Bay, Ace is placed on a table.)
Jackie: “It appears he is losing too much blood. I will have a blood substitute prepared in the Research Laboratory. It will be two meters away from Containment Cell One, next to the equipment.”
(The listener runs to the Research Lab and grabs the blood substitute, running back.)
[...]
Jackie: “Inside section 2’s top drawer are some Y-tubes and a set of needles. Attach a needle to the marked end of the tube and attach the other end to the bag. I will begin to stop the external bleeding.”
(The listener does what they are told.)
Jackie: “Excellent. Use the Captain’s left arm to find a prominent vein. It should be around 2 centimeters below the elbow joint.
[.]
(Ace groans and winces harshly.)
[.]
Jackie: “I suggest letting me take over with the Re-Bot. My database contains many medical procedures and I can do them efficiently.”
[.]
Jackie: “Perhaps you can oversee navigation. We are currently leaving Dezzrha’s atmosphere. I can trust that you will make sure we are not followed.”
[.]
Jackie: “I understand that this is difficult to see, but I need space to work. These injuries are not capable of healing by themselves.”
[.]
Jackie: “Thank you. I will do my best to tend to his wounds.”
(The listener walks out of the Medical Bay as Ace groans again.)
[...]
[End.]
This one's kind of a long one

it's all propaganda. it's not MK ULTRA. this is the knights of columbus doing this. they have been doing this for decades now. all the propaganda saying it's your government is made with AI generated domains that they are redirecting you to. the people on here and quora posting this bullshit fear based misleading nonsense are the group doing this. they are cronies that act like a new world order after getting fed lies and buttering them up with a check to insure their participation. they are no better than the people pulling strings which is the KofC.
the people on infrasound and rf attacks are aged out foster kids that are now adults. they use the same psyops attack vectors on targets that were used on their parents and still use on them. then tell the kids it's their fault building resentment and animosity within them. this makes them hate the foundation of family as the environments they are specifically left in are filled with addicts and sex offenders also working for the kofc in the same psyops program. they do this to have 18+ slaves that end up volunteering for this anyway. they run them through a series of physical psyops that breaks down their will where as a target receives the same treatment but on a level that is non physical. (notice how no threats they make come to pass?) they just keep talking shit. they are man made sociopaths using voice over to tell people to commit crimes like attacking an innocent person because the spatial audio they use has you worried things like "mobbing" and "street theater" are a thing. believing that you're that special and everyone is just out to get you. wrong. no one knows who you are aside from whomever you have known yourself... and everything else is the lies from the mouths of a pile of uneducated illiterate crybabies desperate to be acknowledged because they were told their mommies and daddies didn't love them and they were rescued. they are told from age 5 that they were selected for an important mission and are forced fucked that belief their whole lives. if you tell a little boy he is from space.. and everyone around him keeps that fantasy with you, he will always believe he is from space.
this is not advanced tech it's been around literally since 1968. the frey effect was developed then by dr frey. it's entirely based around microwave hearing and dropping you below the human level of hearing once the cochlear nerve has been subjected to those micro waves. anything you use today that is cordless or that has bluetooth capabilities is carried by micro waves. they are just using that wave length against you.
at some point (as does everyone) you received dental work that some dentist in your past, has put a rice sized passive in vitro radio frequency micro chip in a filling, in your gum line after being injected with novocaine, in a crown molar or root canal and or a veneer that is firmly screwed into your skull. the american dental association couldn't care less about you as they have been putting fists full of fluoride down your throats for decades now. if you're unaware of fluoride it's that lie they tell you said to strengthen teeth. what it actually is, is a byproduct of the metal and aluminum industry that they didn't know what to do with so they decided to dump it in our mouths. the dental board is all 50 to 80'year old white males.. so don't act surprised. the chip itself is made from graphite and plastic (undetectable by xray but will show up as a white gap in the space it's in) note in your xray that anywhere else you look and see a gap of space that it shows up black, yet the shape that is rice sized is a beaming white color. one side of the chip is basic identifier data and the other is a literal beacon antenna. it's not like a computer chip so stop with the nano dust chaos everyone thinks they are valuable enough to have implanted because that's an example of the problem and propaganda regarding this put in place to make you sound bonkers. a satellite acts as a giant RFID scanner (same concept as the chip in a dog or cat) where your location is "flagged" on a digital map. this and only this is how they find you.
there is no FBI or CIA list because you're without a doubt not a nuclear arms dealer and or involved with the cartel. using PSYOPS on american citizens and any variation of it has been a felony and considered an act of domestic terrorism since the organized crime control act of 1980. no need to sign petitions because it's always been illegal. police that act unaware of it are unaware because local police don't handle acts of terrorism as it is completely out of there jurisdiction. at most you make a formal police report regarding and instance you want legally documented and use that as a paper trail of the events you're inflicted by against the guilty party in court. the posts regarding how people "wish this would be illegal" are insane. EVERYTHING about this is illegal. it's breaks nearly every constitutional law in place to protect our rights as americans. which is why it's domestic terrorism at its core. the individuals posting the propaganda regarding anything other than facts on how to stop it, reach for help, prevent this or to confide in other individuals inflicted with the same attacks ARE the domestic terrorist group doing this.
imagine a giant chess game played by narcissists and sociopathic old men, there is pawns all the way to knights, queens and kings. the "faith in action" idiots are the pawns, posting opposing redirect propaganda. the you have the now grown kids they convince are important special doing this to a target for their handlers 24/7 for years at a time. hyper fixated on only the human they are siphoning data from. chemically castrated so their little boy brain in man bodies won't be distracted by hormones because men think about sex once every 1.26 hours. if they have control over their own hormones and sexual desires than they are not the slaves they are told they are not. they won't make money for their daddies if their PPs are doing the thinking. they are warped ass hats that go around saluting each other and told they are 4th degree color corps believing they are some secret military group. in reality the knights of columbus have them flagged with a color so that everyone that's not them knows they are at optimal neutralization level aka crazy enough to believe they are special enough to bypass basic training and just fell into a military uniform. the berets they don and the colors represent the level of idiot they are. so if someone sees them they know what not to say so that then illusion isn't broken. remember what i said about little boys from space. grown regular males will sit in a bar slamming nachos and yelling at a rectangle all night while a professional sports team competes.. only to say in its conclusion that "we played a good game" . excuse me "we!?"..no dude, you screamed at a rectangle and they played a good game. just because you wear their jersey doesn't mean you're on the team big guy. hopefully you get what i mean because if you don't then you deserve to be targeted.
at the top tier you have actual military groups involved but not ours. you have russia, china and north korea who have hated us from the moment columbus' drunk ass wobbled off his 3 way boat exploration. they are conspiring against us as a unit. they are taking all the things we as americans are so proud to throw around like "freedom, standing united etc" and weaponizing it to their advantage against us. where they are putting us in mental cages and dividing us in every way from hating our neighbors to having us believe that the people in positions to help us are the enemy. prior to the modern software bounty program which is what they are doing this to targets for in the fist place, was a black market of data sales that has been going on for decades. data is more valuable than gold in most cases and 3 super power nations that hate us will pay for. the best way to defeat an enemy is to know every weakness and strength from all of its peoples. if you think they are targeting you because you have special powers or are a super genius, ask yourself this... why? wouldn't they want to utilize that ingenuity instead of dumbing you down? the answer is, they don't care who you are on a personal level. it's all a giant game to them and all they want is human chess pieces to play with.
they enemy will drop no bomb and send no spies here like in EVERY movie and show that normalized "russian spies". because they are here, always have been and are our own citizens. they are using us "standing united" and dividing us using each of our united selves as a royal F__ You to bastardize anything that is in opposition communism. while we are waving flags and burning our own cities to the ground. while they have the minds of teens on tik tok becoming so egotistical that they think the followers they purchased somehow raise them to a status so great that the tide pods they have them eat will make them important. then warp their minds with PSYOPS weaponizing their young minds to go from straight A students to shooting up their classmates with an AK-47. all the while destroying every aspect of the things we throw in their faces about how american we are. meanwhile we are in a trillion dollar deficit which means negative that amount, saying how rich and powerful we are in comparison to them.. appointing the host of "the apprentice" to lead us while he brags of grabbing their women by their genitals.
you wonder why this is happening? then you make it all about yourself. they are weaponizing the ego that america has against us, using our own ego maniac people against one another. we are more divided than the continents themselves and no global catastrophe was to blame. we are. the knights of columbus aren't the top tier, they just think they are.
this is about the modernization of human slavery and how fragile a society we truly are. in no way is this a program to find criminals or to help you. you're being buttered up with a synthetic ego because of the ego we stand united with. we kicked a hornets nest along time ago and the hornets teamed up with the bees and wasps and are giving honey to theother insects so we fatten up and consume one another for them.
enjoy.
please call me crazy, i wish i was.

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Hi everyone,
We've been sorting things in my grandma's house over the last months and now most of the old documents have been gathered at the same place. There is a massive amount of old pictures/negatives that I would like to scan for completing my genealogy research.
For all documents, I'm using my GX80 on a tripod with various lens (including a 7artisan macro for 4/3 cameras).
But now for pictures, I'm having difficulties to see what would be the most cost-effective way to scan them. Bringing them to a lab seems to be likely to end up in a very pricey prestation due to the number of pictures. I have a lot of different formats from the 20th century: from diapositives and 35 mm to photographic plates.
Thus I would like to ask for some advice about my situation: should I set up something with my camera with something like DigitaLIZA+ or should I try to get a refurbished scanner on eBay?
Thanks for any advice I could gather here.

Hi guys , I have a daihatsu sirion 1.3l with 102 hp twin cam engine. 204 thousand km , manual transmission. It had a check engine light which went on and off for a few days and I went to a shop to check it out and showed me misfires on all cylinders with p0133 which is slow feedback from o2 sensor one so I thought It went bad and I change it, drove for a 10 minutes or so and the check engine got back. I immediately went for a scanner to check it out and showed abs and airbag codes , so we erased them. Of course, at one point, I was looking at the check engine light again . At some point I bought myself an obd 2 device and it showed again all cylinders misfires, p0300, p0314 with p0301 to p0304 sometime with p01300 and p0136(i changed the second sensor too , but no difference ). I tried with something like a smoke jar and a pump to see If I have vacuum leaks , again without any success. The blinking engine light comes almost always at idle . The fuel trimms are off the charts and too high but I can't find the reason for that.i changed the spark plugs , looked at the coils which are making a strong spark , but again I am looking at that check engine light losing my sanity. Also when I stay around or little high 2000 rpms the long fuel trim goes at 0 percent and the short goes around negative 5 ish . I really would appreciate some ideas 💡 the long trims can go to 50 percent at idle

I'm a fairly competent developer and I've written an entire pet-tag service from scratch, trying to plug some gaps that I've seen with current offerings.
I've designed and purchased 1200 physical tags from a supplier on Alibaba, which are now sat on my desk.
They're retailing for £2.89/month (or £1/month for extra tags per order) and I've got various offers/discount codes.
Once PayPal take their cut, I'll get about £2.45/mo... so on my desk sits potentially £2940/mo (in an ideal world where none ever get cancelled, no extra tags are purchased etc, but still a decent side-income when these cost me about 20p each to get printed and shipped), and that's if I never sold more than those 1200... I'd like this to be an ongoing, growing venture.
The tags themselves are stylish, modern, about the size of a £1 and contain a QR code that takes you to the pet profile with things like name, temperament, vet details, owner details (if they choose to share).
When scanned, a GPS location of the phone scanning it is sent to the pet owner via text & email, the scanner can also contact the pet owner direct from the tag without ever revealing their info. We inform all vets in a 15 mile radius if your pet is lost, we auto generate lost pet posters for the owner to print or share online, we offer 6 free replacements per year etc... almost ALL of this is handled by automation (which I have a background in) & AI so my interaction with the system is minimal, other than to watch over it, respond to customer emails and physically post orders.
I use PayPal to handle the subscriptions so that customers can transparently and easily cancel at any time (just going on our competitor socials shows a huge number of people struggling to cancel and just getting charged every month).
Obviously that £2.45 profit on each goes toward web hosting costs, ongoing coding & security audits, text & email services that I use etc first, and then the moment I can afford it I want to start paying a professional web dev agency to co-manage the codebase & security as well as paying accountants, virtual PA companies to help with customer care etc, something else which is super important to me and that a lot of my competitors seem to lack.
I know it's tiny numbers, but I've given about 30 away so far which are all being used by local folk; I set up a waiting list for a couple of months and they absolutely flew out and I've had nothing but overwhelmingly positive feedback on them, which shows me the product & service must be at least half decent. I've also sold 16 locally through posting on our local Facebook pages, friend referrals and recommendations etc, which tells me people are happy to pay monthly.
So here's where I fall down, and that's sales on any kind of scale... there's 17 million pet owners in the UK, so even just getting in front of a small percentage of those.
I haven't got a clue HOW to get them out there in front of potential customers, other than paid ads, and that isn't viable currently.
I was selling a similar product (Dementia/ICE tags) using Meta ads and had a decent amount of success (generating about £300/month recurring revenue from those) until around Feb when the whole Meta ads system seems to have taken a total nosedive. Currently ~£500 in the hole on Meta ads and not a single sale on my pet tags.
I'm trying to run Google Ads but once I start adding negative keywords of my competitors (Crumb etc) then imps/clicks drop off a cliff and Google is really struggling to spend my budget. Again, so far, no sales from Google Ads either.
So I'm interested in what kinds of older-school, organic sales channels I might look into trying?
So far I've emailed just under 2000 pet walkegroomeservices companies across the country and had a lot of "good luck" replies but no sales or joint promotion ventures. I've approached pet shops in my area & beyond to stock them, but all of them either currently stock competitors or won't stock subscription based items.
Any direction or pointers would be much appreciated.
I'm not looking for any quick fixes, if I can shift this initial 1200 within say, a year, that'd be great.
Thanks in advance for your time!

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• A - C: American Public University System (APUS) Arizona State Ashford Brigham Young Brown Broward California State (Fullerton) Capella Chamberlain (Illinois) Colorado Technical Columbia Columbia Southern Cornell
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• For other subjects, you can reach out to me, and I can connect you with one of my tutoring partners who can provide general academic assistance for the following subjects:
• Art & Design: Art History Design Film Studies
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• 3) Send you screenshots of at least five past scores I attained from completing exams & homework assignments for other students in the same type of class you need help with.
• 4) Send you full screenshots of written exam solutions I wrote up by hand for students in the past in the same course that you need help with so that you can see my neat handwriting.
• 5) Provide you with the contact information of students who have utilized my services in the past who would be more than willing to vouch for my skills.

MY REBUTTAL TO THE OBLIGATORY “IS THIS A SCAM?” QUESTION:
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:

• I certainly wouldn’t do it for such paltry amounts of money. (i.e., anything less than $1,000 per victim.)
• I certainly wouldn’t choose high school & college students as my “target audience” to scam, considering that most people without college degrees have abysmally low annual incomes. Why choose low-income victims when it would be much more profitable to target high-income, high-net-worth individuals earning at least six figures a year? I have knowledge in business consulting, and I promise you that a business owner would be a MUCH more lucrative mark than a low-income college student.
• I wouldn’t choose such a time & energy-draining method of scamming people. Also, communicating back and forth with potential clients is an absurdly long time sink since only less than 10% of all potential clients who reach out to me actually become paying clients of mine. This means that 90% of my time communicating with potential clients ultimately proves to be a colossal waste of my irretrievable time & energy.
• If you pay me to provide academic services and I don’t deliver, you can always dispute the payment with the payment app and easily get your money refunded. If I were in the habit of swindling money from people, then all of my payment accounts would have been investigated and be completely shut down by now. And I would have been permanently banned from opening new accounts. Therefore, the fact that all my payment apps have been fully active for years should be sufficient proof that I haven’t had people consistently disputing payments sent to me.

HOW TO CONTACT ME:

• If you are interested in my services and would like to learn more info, please feel free to reach out to me.
• Text messages and email are the fastest and easiest ways to get in touch with me. However, I gladly accept phone calls.
• If I don't respond right away, I am most likely helping a student at the time and not currently available to speak on the phone. But I always make a solid effort to reply to texts, emails, and phone calls within an hour.
• I take my work as a tutor very seriously, and I always aim to do my best to help my students excel in school. I have a solid and sincere passion for academic achievement, and with my help, I am positive that I can help students obtain very high grades with minimal stress and effort.
• Please feel free to contact me if you're interested in my services and would like to learn more. I'm available 24/7 via phone call, email, and text. Again, thank you for taking the time to read my Reddit tutoring ad, and I hope to hear from you soon!

OCT 2021 UPDATE: I am currently offering discount deals for requests for assistance with completing a student's entire course for the Fall 2021 semester (14 - 20 week courses acceptable), as well as discounts for students seeking help with multiple exams and/or multiple classes for Fall 2021. My availability for the Autumn 2021 / Fall 2021 semester will likely become limited very quickly as I receive more and more academic requests. Therefore it would be very advantageous to reach out to me for academic assistance before my schedule becomes too full.
MY CONTACT INFO:

• Email: [info@hiraedu](mailto:info@hiraedu). com
• WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
• Call: +1 727 456 9641
• Important: Please contact me via text or call to get the fastest response possible. I don't check Reddit Messenger very often.

IMPORTANT: When reaching out, please try to include the following information in the initial text message or email so that I can have all the important details necessary to determine the rate for my services:

• Name You Prefer to Be Called
• Name of the Class You Need Help With
• Type of Assessment Help Needed: (Entire Course, Exams Only, HW Assignment, Essay, etc.)

MY CONTACT INFO:

• Email: [info@hiraedu](mailto:info@hiraedu). com
• WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
• Call: +1 727 456 9641
• Important: Please contact me via text or call to get the fastest response possible. I don't check Reddit Messenger very often.

ASSESSMENTS I CAN COMPLETE:

• Online Courses (1 - 20 Weeks Long)
• Homework Assignments
• Exams Quizzes Tests
• Excel Projects
• Discussion Forum Posts
• Research Papers Term Papers Essays
• Employment Assessments

MY MATH SUBJECTS OF EXPERTISE:
I am very knowledgeable and proficient in assisting students in a wide range of mathematics classes. I can help students complete their homework assignments and other projects get an A on quizzes, tests, and exams (including proctored assessments) answer online discussion posts write essays & papers in MLA APA Chicago format and provide general overall academic help in each math course listed below:

• Advanced Placement Honors High School Level Math
• AP Calculus AB A.P. Calculus BC
• AP Statistics
• Biostatistics Bio-Statistics
• College Algebra Intermediate Algebra
• Business Calculus
• Business Statistics
• Business Math
• Calculus I Calculus II Calculus III (Calc)
• Geometry
• International Baccalaureate (IB) Maths
• Liberal Arts Math
• Logic & Reasoning
• Multivariable Calculus Multi variable Calculus
• Precalculus Pre-calculus
• Probability & Statistics
• Psychology Statistics Psych Stats
• Quantitative Reasoning Quantitative Methods Quantitative Literacy (Quant)
• Statistics (Stats)
• Statistics for Social Sciences
• Trigonometry (Trig)

STATISTICS HELP (MY BEST SUBJECT):

• I have a master's degree in Applied Statistics from a university in New Jersey, USA. As a result, I am very proficient in helping students with various types of Statistics courses including Biostatistics Business Statistics Elementary Statistics Probability & Statistics Psychology Statistics.
• I have extensive knowledge and skill with helping students get through various statistical concepts including all of the following in alphabetical order:
• ANOVA Bar Graph, Boxplot, Dot Plot, Histogram, Pie Chart Bias Binomial, Exponential, Poisson, Gamma, Uniform Distribution Central Limit Theorem Chi-Square Test Coefficient of Determination (R^2) Conditional & Relative Probability Confidence Interval Correlation Coefficient (r) Critical Region Critical Value Descriptive & Inferential Statistics Effect Size Expected Value Experiment vs Observation Goodness of Fit Test Hypothesis Testing Interpolation & Extrapolation Interquartile Range (IQR) Kurtosis Left, Negative, Right, Positive Skewed Distribution Logistic Regression Mean, Median, Mode, Midrange Multiple Regression Nominal, Ordinal, Interval, Ratio I Population Parameter Normal, Symmetric & Bell Shaped Distribution Null & Alternate Hypothesis One & Two Sample T-Test One & Two Sample Z-Test Ordinary Least Squares Outliers P-Value Pooled Variance (Equal Variances) Proportion R^2 Range Regression Regression Line Reject & Fail to Reject Ho Relative & Cumulative Frequency Distributions Relativity & Reliability Right, Left, One, Two Tailed Tailed Hypothesis Test Sample Statistics Sampling Methods (Convenience, Stratified, Simple, Cluster, Systematic) Significance Level (1%, 5%, 10%) Skewness Standard Deviation& Variance T-Score Test Statistic Time Series Type I & Type II Errors Unbiased Estimators Z-Score

ALGEBRA HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Algebra 1 & 2 College Algebra Intermediate Algebra Pre-Algebra and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following algebra topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute Values Circle Equation Domain Exponents Graphing Horizontal & Vertical Asymptotes Inequalities, Equations & Functions Inverse Functions Linear, Exponential, Logarithmic, Quadratic Equations Logarithms Maximum & Minimum Values of a Graph Number Lines One-to-One Functions Parallel & Perpendicular Lines Plotting Points & Ordered Pairs Point-Slope Form Polynomial Division Polynomials Radicals Range Rational & Irrational Expressions Rational Functions Real Roots Real Zeros Relations & Functions Slope Slope-Intercept Form Square Roots Standard Form of a Line System of Equations System of Inequalities Variables X and Y Intercepts

CALCULUS HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Calculus I, II & III, Calculus 1, 2 & 3, Business Calculus, Multivariable Calculus, Vector Calculus and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following calculus topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute & Local Maximum and Minimum Antiderivative Area & Volume Chain Rule Concavity Continuity Convergence Test Critical Points Curvature Curve of Rotation Curve Sketching Derivatives Divergence Test First & Second Derivative Test Fourier Series Implicit Differentiation Increasing / Decreasing Functions Infinite Series Integrals Integration by Parts Jacobian Matrix Limits L’Hopital’s Rule Maclaurin Series Mean Value Theorem Partial Derivative Product & Quotient Rule Reiman Sum Related Rates Simpson’s Rule Solid of Revolution Substitution Rule Taylor Series

ATTRIBUTES THAT SET ME APART FROM OTHER TUTORS:

• I firmly believe that I have many attributes and skills that set me apart from other tutors. Below is a list of qualities that makes me an ideal fit to help you master your coursework:

I CAN AID STUDENTS TAKING PROCTORED ASSESSMENTS:

• Proficient in CollegeBoard AP Calculus AB, AP Calculus BC & AP Statistics exams.
• Skilled with International Baccalaureate Math Exams: IB Maths HL & IB Maths SL
• Can intentionally answer a few problems incorrectly at the student's request.
• Can text solutions to the student while they are taking a proctored exam.
• Upon request, can purposely obtain grades below an A (ex: B+, B, C+, C-).
• I can stretch out the time to a plausible length for timed exams and assignments before submitting them.
• Have reliable software that can change my IP address to match the closest major city near the student.
• I have exceptional multiple-choice exam-taking skills. I have mastered the various techniques to make calculated guesses for the correct option in standardized exams such as the SAT & GRE.

I CAN VERIFY MY ACADEMIC KNOWLEDGE & SKILLS:

• I have no problem with requests to solve sample problems upfront to prove my knowledge & proficiency of the course concepts.
• I can provide glowing references & strong examples of work done for past clients to verify my academic skills.
• I can also provide, upon request, complete detailed calculations with explanations for solutions to the problems worked on.
• I am quite skilled and adept in using multiple modernized educational platforms and software, including but not limited to: Brightspace MyStatLab D2L WebAssign Canvas MyMathLab Blackboard ALEKS
• Can format term papers and discussion posts in APA MLA Harvard Chicago Vancouver OSCOLA IEEE format.

I HAVE PAID ACCESS TO OVER 15 STUDY-HELP WEBSITES AND MATHEMATICAL SOFTWARE:

• I have multiple paid subscriptions to a wide range of academic tutoring resources, including Chegg, Quizlet, CourseHero, Brainly, Grammarly, Bartleby, Slader, Transtutors, Slideshare, StudocU, Turnitin, Academia, SymboLab, WolframAlpha, and Scribd to help guide to solve exam & homework questions that I may not immediately know.
• However, I am smart enough not to blatantly plagiarize solutions online but instead write them in my own unique words, formatting, & mathematical terminology.
• I have access to a very sophisticated graphing calculator and various mathematical software that provides step-by-step solutions to complex mathematical problems within seconds, allowing me to provide exact solutions to the student in a timely manner.
• I have impeccable handwriting and a high-quality mobile scanner app that allows me to scan written solutions in very legible high-definition JPG, PNG, or PDF formats.

MY CONTACT INFO:

• Email: [info@hiraedu](mailto:info@hiraedu). com
• WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
• Call: +1 727 456 9641
• Important: Please contact me via text or call to get the fastest response possible. I don't check Reddit Messenger very often.

I AM A BORN & RAISED UNITED STATES CITIZEN:

• Unlike some tutors advertising on Reddit, I am a native-born and raised American citizen with an authentic natural U.S. American accent.
• I am half Irish, half Italian, but 100% American.
• I have received a complete American education from an NJ Elementary School, an NJ middle school, an NJ high school, and 2 NJ universities.

I ALWAYS ACCEPT CALLS:

• I have no problem speaking with potential clients on the phone.
• I have an authentic suburban upper-middle-class American accent, similar to the actor: Ben Stein.
• However, be wary of so-called “tutors” who refuse to accept any phone calls or have a strict “text / email only” policy.
• These “text-only” / “email-only” tutors are usually located outside the U.S. and are afraid their foreign accent will expose their true nationality.

I WRITE LIKE A PROFESSIONAL:

• Approximately 98% of the time, I write all my texts & emails in grammatically correct U.S. English with proper punctuation and occasional typo.
• Unlike some alleged “U.S.-based tutors,” I do NOT write using broken English or grammatically incorrect texting shorthand (example: "wut u need help wit??").
• I write my ad in proper American English, the same way I always text and email people.
• I can guide students on formatting & writing term papers, essays, and discussion posts in APA MLA Chicago Harvard format.
• If the tutor you’re checking out consistently writes using egregiously horrendous grammar, do you honestly think it’s a good idea to trust them to help you do well in your class?

I SPEAK LIKE A GENTLEMAN:

• I have absolutely no reservations with allowing interested students the opportunity to analyze & assess my intonations & inflections my erudite diction my unique vocabulary & word choice suburban upper-middle-class American accent my tone & pitch my articulation to get a better idea of the way I present myself.

I HAVE A UNIQUE VOICEMAIL GREETING:

• If you call my phone number and I don't pick up the phone in time, my voicemail recording will play.
• I recorded my voicemail message in my own voice introducing myself as Jim O'Hara and explaining my services.
• A professional tutor running a serious business should have a unique voicemail greeting regarding their services.

I’M POLITE & WELL-MANNERED:

• I consider myself to be a very well-mannered and polite person.
• I always try to speak & text in a clean proper matter without using any obscenities or R-rated language.
• Please be wary of anyone using inappropriate R-rated language (example: f-bombs, C U Next Tuesday, sh*t).
• A professional tutor should carry themselves with dignity and class.

MY AVAILABILITY & RELIABILITY:

• Depending on my availability, I can accommodate immediate tutoring requests, 1-24 hour, and 1-30-day deadlines.
• I can schedule live real-time online sessions and meet deadlines in an impressively timely fashion.
• I can provide quick notifications and updates of progress made in the student's class via email text phone calls.
• I can also be available to tutor students for Fall 2021 Spring 2022 Summer 2022 semesters.

MY EDUCATIONAL SOFTWARE OF EXPERTISE:

• I am very knowledgeable and well-versed in a wide range of educational software to tutor students in including but not limited to: Acellus ALEKS APEX Learning Aplia Blackboard Brightspace Canvas Cengage CengageNow Connect ConnectMath Connexus CPM D2L Discord Edmentum Eviews Examity Excel Hawkes Learning Honorlock Khan Academy Knewton LimeSpring Lumen Maple MasteringChemistry MasteringPhysics MathXL (XL) MATLAB McGraw-Hill Microsoft Word Minitab Moodle MyAccountingLab MyEconLab MyITLab MyLab My Lab MyMathLab My Math Lab MyOpenMath MyPsychLab MySocLab MyStatLab My Stat Lab NCSS Open Source Software Pearson PERT PlatoWeb PowerPoint Prezi R Respondus Lockdown Browser with Webcam Sapling SPSS Stata StraighterLine Straighter Line WebAssign Web Assign Webex (Cisco) WebWork Wiley WileyPlus Wonderlic Zoom

SCHOOLS FROM WHICH I'VE HELPED STUDENTS IN :
As of 2021, I have tutored and helped students enrolled at the following U.S. universities community colleges county & city colleges schools for-profit institutions listed below in alphabetical order:

• A - C: American Public University System (APUS) Arizona State Ashford Brigham Young Brown Broward California State (Fullerton) Capella Chamberlain (Illinois) Colorado Technical Columbia Columbia Southern Cornell
• D - K: Dallas College Dartmouth DeVry Excelsior College Florida International Florida State Full Sail Georgia State Grand Canyon Harvard Houston Community College Ivy Tech Community College Kaplan Kennesaw State Kent State
• L - T: Liberty Lone Star College System Kaplan Miami Dade Michigan State CUNY State University of New York (SUNY) Northern Virginia Ohio State University of Phoenix (UOP) Penn State Princeton Purdue (Davenport) San Diego State San Francisco State San Jose State Southern New Hampshire Southern Nevada Stanford St. Petersburg Strayer Texas Tech
• UNIVERSITY OF: Alabama Arizona California (UC) Central Florida Chicago Cincinnati Florida Houston Illinois (Urbana-Champaign) Iowa Maryland Minnesota Michigan North Texas Pennsylvania Southern Florida Texas Toronto
• U - Z: UCLA Extension Utah State Utah Valley Valencia Walden U Wake Technical Western Governors Wilmington Yale

I OFFER FLEXIBLE PAYMENT PLANS:

• I offer several unique payment plans, including a weekly plan, a discounted monthly plan, a discounted half-now / half-later plan, and highly discounted up-front rates.
• I can accept the following payment methods for my services: PayPal Debit Cards Square Cash Credit Cards Cash App Venmo.
• Only people located in North America have access to Venmo Cash App Zelle.
• This is an excellent way to determine if the person you're dealing with is from the United States.
• Within reason, I offer a partial or full money-Back guarantee if the student is very unsatisfied with my academic services.

TUTORING AVAILABLE FOR OTHER SUBJECTS:

• For other subjects, you can reach out to me, and I can connect you with one of my tutoring partners who can provide general academic assistance for the following subjects:
• Art & Design: Art History Design Film Studies
• Business: Accounting (Acc) Biz Courses Business Administration (Biz Admn) Business Calculus Business Law Business Statistics Corporate Finance Economics (Econ) Finance (Fin) Financial Accounting Intermediate Accounting Intermediate Microeconomics (Micro) Macroeconomics (Macro) Management (Mgmt) Managerial Accounting Marketing MBA
• Computer Science: C C++ Computer Programming (Comp) Java Python R (Introduction & Intermediate Level Only)
• Humanities: Communications (Comm) English Literature Essay & Term Paper Writing, Editing, Proofreading Essays History Papers Philosophy (Phil) Religious Studies Theology (Theo)
• Mathematics: A.P. Calculus AB & BC Psychology Statistics AP Statistics Bio statistics Calculus I (1) Calculus II (2) Calculus III (3) College Algebra Differential Equations Discrete Math Finite Math Functions General Math Geometry Liberal Arts Math Linear Algebra Multi-variable Calculus Partial Differential Equations Precalculus Probability Quantitative Reasoning Real Analysis Statistics Trigonometry (Trig) Vector Calculus
• Science & Medicine: Anatomy & Physiology (A & P) Biochemistry Biology (Bio) Biostatistics Earth Science Environmental Science General Chemistry (Chem) Healthcare Medicine Nursing Nutrition Organic Chemistry Physics (Phys)
• Social Sciences: Anthropology Economics (Econ) Geology Law & Justice Liberal Arts Liberal Studies Political Science Psychology Sociology

THE OBLIGATORY "IS THIS A SCAM?" QUESTION:
Considering the fact that you found my contact information online, it’s understandable to be skeptical regarding the legitimacy of my services. Therefore, I’m willing to do all of the following to help you feel more secure in trusting me with your academic needs:

• 1) Speak with you on the phone and answer any questions you may have so that you have the opportunity to assess and analyze my tone, articulation, accent, diction, dialect, regionalisms, pitch, vocabulary, word choice, intonations, and inflections.
• NOTE: I’m a New Jersey-born Irish/Italian-American, but I have been told that I speak in an erudite & articulate suburban American accent with a “professor style” voice somewhat resembling the voice of actor: Ben Stein.
• 2) Agree to do some homework questions of yours upfront with the work fully shown in real-time to prove my mastery of the course content.
• 3) Send you screenshots of at least five past scores I attained from completing exams & homework assignments for other students in the same type of class you need help with.
• 4) Send you full screenshots of written exam solutions I wrote up by hand for students in the past in the same course that you need help with so that you can see my neat handwriting.
• 5) Provide you with the contact information of students who have utilized my services in the past who would be more than willing to vouch for my skills.

MY REBUTTAL TO THE OBLIGATORY “IS THIS A SCAM?” QUESTION:
At the risk of sounding arrogant, I consider myself to be at least marginally more intelligent (both academically & socially) than the average person. Therefore, if I ever decided to suddenly risk prison time, risk my reputation, and risk enduring the wrath of modern-day “cancel culture” by scamming people out of their money:

• I certainly wouldn’t do it for such paltry amounts of money. (i.e., anything less than $1,000 per victim.)
• I certainly wouldn’t choose high school & college students as my “target audience” to scam, considering that most people without college degrees have abysmally low annual incomes. Why choose low-income victims when it would be much more profitable to target high-income, high-net-worth individuals earning at least six figures a year? I have knowledge in business consulting, and I promise you that a business owner would be a MUCH more lucrative mark than a low-income college student.
• I wouldn’t choose such a time & energy-draining method of scamming people. Also, communicating back and forth with potential clients is an absurdly long time sink since only less than 10% of all potential clients who reach out to me actually become paying clients of mine. This means that 90% of my time communicating with potential clients ultimately proves to be a colossal waste of my irretrievable time & energy.
• If you pay me to provide academic services and I don’t deliver, you can always dispute the payment with the payment app and easily get your money refunded. If I were in the habit of swindling money from people, then all of my payment accounts would have been investigated and be completely shut down by now. And I would have been permanently banned from opening new accounts. Therefore, the fact that all my payment apps have been fully active for years should be sufficient proof that I haven’t had people consistently disputing payments sent to me.

HOW TO CONTACT ME:

• If you are interested in my services and would like to learn more info, please feel free to reach out to me.
• Text messages and email are the fastest and easiest ways to get in touch with me. However, I gladly accept phone calls.
• If I don't respond right away, I am most likely helping a student at the time and not currently available to speak on the phone. But I always make a solid effort to reply to texts, emails, and phone calls within an hour.
• I take my work as a tutor very seriously, and I always aim to do my best to help my students excel in school. I have a solid and sincere passion for academic achievement, and with my help, I am positive that I can help students obtain very high grades with minimal stress and effort.
• Please feel free to contact me if you're interested in my services and would like to learn more. I'm available 24/7 via phone call, email, and text. Again, thank you for taking the time to read my Reddit tutoring ad, and I hope to hear from you soon!

OCT 2021 UPDATE: I am currently offering discount deals for requests for assistance with completing a student's entire course for the Fall 2021 semester (14 - 20 week courses acceptable), as well as discounts for students seeking help with multiple exams and/or multiple classes for Fall 2021. My availability for the Autumn 2021 / Fall 2021 semester will likely become limited very quickly as I receive more and more academic requests. Therefore it would be very advantageous to reach out to me for academic assistance before my schedule becomes too full.
MY CONTACT INFO:

• Email: [info@hiraedu](mailto:info@hiraedu). com
• WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
• Call: +1 727 456 9641
• Important: Please contact me via text or call to get the fastest response possible. I don't check Reddit Messenger very often.

IMPORTANT: When reaching out, please try to include the following information in the initial text message or email so that I can have all the important details necessary to determine the rate for my services:

• Name You Prefer to Be Called
• Name of the Class You Need Help With
• Type of Assessment Help Needed: (Entire Course, Exams Only, HW Assignment, Essay, etc.)

MY CONTACT INFO:

• Email: info@hiraedu. com
• WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
• Call: +1 727 456 9641
• Important: Please contact me via text or call to get the fastest response possible. I don't check Reddit Messenger very often.

ASSESSMENTS I CAN COMPLETE:

• Online Courses (1 - 20 Weeks Long)
• Homework Assignments
• Exams Quizzes Tests
• Excel Projects
• Discussion Forum Posts
• Research Papers Term Papers Essays
• Employment Assessments

MY MATH SUBJECTS OF EXPERTISE:
I am very knowledgeable and proficient in assisting students in a wide range of mathematics classes. I can help students complete their homework assignments and other projects get an A on quizzes, tests, and exams (including proctored assessments) answer online discussion posts write essays & papers in MLA APA Chicago format and provide general overall academic help in each math course listed below:

• Advanced Placement Honors High School Level Math
• AP Calculus AB A.P. Calculus BC
• AP Statistics
• Biostatistics Bio-Statistics
• College Algebra Intermediate Algebra
• Business Calculus
• Business Statistics
• Business Math
• Calculus I Calculus II Calculus III (Calc)
• Geometry
• International Baccalaureate (IB) Maths
• Liberal Arts Math
• Logic & Reasoning
• Multivariable Calculus Multi variable Calculus
• Precalculus Pre-calculus
• Probability & Statistics
• Psychology Statistics Psych Stats
• Quantitative Reasoning Quantitative Methods Quantitative Literacy (Quant)
• Statistics (Stats)
• Statistics for Social Sciences
• Trigonometry (Trig)

STATISTICS HELP (MY BEST SUBJECT):

• I have a master's degree in Applied Statistics from a university in New Jersey, USA. As a result, I am very proficient in helping students with various types of Statistics courses including Biostatistics Business Statistics Elementary Statistics Probability & Statistics Psychology Statistics.
• I have extensive knowledge and skill with helping students get through various statistical concepts including all of the following in alphabetical order:
• ANOVA Bar Graph, Boxplot, Dot Plot, Histogram, Pie Chart Bias Binomial, Exponential, Poisson, Gamma, Uniform Distribution Central Limit Theorem Chi-Square Test Coefficient of Determination (R^2) Conditional & Relative Probability Confidence Interval Correlation Coefficient (r) Critical Region Critical Value Descriptive & Inferential Statistics Effect Size Expected Value Experiment vs Observation Goodness of Fit Test Hypothesis Testing Interpolation & Extrapolation Interquartile Range (IQR) Kurtosis Left, Negative, Right, Positive Skewed Distribution Logistic Regression Mean, Median, Mode, Midrange Multiple Regression Nominal, Ordinal, Interval, Ratio I Population Parameter Normal, Symmetric & Bell Shaped Distribution Null & Alternate Hypothesis One & Two Sample T-Test One & Two Sample Z-Test Ordinary Least Squares Outliers P-Value Pooled Variance (Equal Variances) Proportion R^2 Range Regression Regression Line Reject & Fail to Reject Ho Relative & Cumulative Frequency Distributions Relativity & Reliability Right, Left, One, Two Tailed Tailed Hypothesis Test Sample Statistics Sampling Methods (Convenience, Stratified, Simple, Cluster, Systematic) Significance Level (1%, 5%, 10%) Skewness Standard Deviation& Variance T-Score Test Statistic Time Series Type I & Type II Errors Unbiased Estimators Z-Score

ALGEBRA HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Algebra 1 & 2 College Algebra Intermediate Algebra Pre-Algebra and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following algebra topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute Values Circle Equation Domain Exponents Graphing Horizontal & Vertical Asymptotes Inequalities, Equations & Functions Inverse Functions Linear, Exponential, Logarithmic, Quadratic Equations Logarithms Maximum & Minimum Values of a Graph Number Lines One-to-One Functions Parallel & Perpendicular Lines Plotting Points & Ordered Pairs Point-Slope Form Polynomial Division Polynomials Radicals Range Rational & Irrational Expressions Rational Functions Real Roots Real Zeros Relations & Functions Slope Slope-Intercept Form Square Roots Standard Form of a Line System of Equations System of Inequalities Variables X and Y Intercepts

CALCULUS HELP:

• I am well-versed in helping students do well in Calculus I, II & III, Calculus 1, 2 & 3, Business Calculus, Multivariable Calculus, Vector Calculus and I am very knowledgeable and proficient in the following calculus topics in alphabetical order:
• Absolute & Local Maximum and Minimum Antiderivative Area & Volume Chain Rule Concavity Continuity Convergence Test Critical Points Curvature Curve of Rotation Curve Sketching Derivatives Divergence Test First & Second Derivative Test Fourier Series Implicit Differentiation Increasing / Decreasing Functions Infinite Series Integrals Integration by Parts Jacobian Matrix Limits L’Hopital’s Rule Maclaurin Series Mean Value Theorem Partial Derivative Product & Quotient Rule Reiman Sum Related Rates Simpson’s Rule Solid of Revolution Substitution Rule Taylor Series

ATTRIBUTES THAT SET ME APART FROM OTHER TUTORS:

• I firmly believe that I have many attributes and skills that set me apart from other tutors. Below is a list of qualities that makes me an ideal fit to help you master your coursework:

I CAN AID STUDENTS TAKING PROCTORED ASSESSMENTS:

• Proficient in CollegeBoard AP Calculus AB, AP Calculus BC & AP Statistics exams.
• Skilled with International Baccalaureate Math Exams: IB Maths HL & IB Maths SL
• Can intentionally answer a few problems incorrectly at the student's request.
• Can text solutions to the student while they are taking a proctored exam.
• Upon request, can purposely obtain grades below an A (ex: B+, B, C+, C-).
• I can stretch out the time to a plausible length for timed exams and assignments before submitting them.
• Have reliable software that can change my IP address to match the closest major city near the student.
• I have exceptional multiple-choice exam-taking skills. I have mastered the various techniques to make calculated guesses for the correct option in standardized exams such as the SAT & GRE.

I CAN VERIFY MY ACADEMIC KNOWLEDGE & SKILLS:

• I have no problem with requests to solve sample problems upfront to prove my knowledge & proficiency of the course concepts.
• I can provide glowing references & strong examples of work done for past clients to verify my academic skills.
• I can also provide, upon request, complete detailed calculations with explanations for solutions to the problems worked on.
• I am quite skilled and adept in using multiple modernized educational platforms and software, including but not limited to: Brightspace MyStatLab D2L WebAssign Canvas MyMathLab Blackboard ALEKS
• Can format term papers and discussion posts in APA MLA Harvard Chicago Vancouver OSCOLA IEEE format.

I HAVE PAID ACCESS TO OVER 15 STUDY-HELP WEBSITES AND MATHEMATICAL SOFTWARE:

• I have multiple paid subscriptions to a wide range of academic tutoring resources, including Chegg, Quizlet, CourseHero, Brainly, Grammarly, Bartleby, Slader, Transtutors, Slideshare, StudocU, Turnitin, Academia, SymboLab, WolframAlpha, and Scribd to help guide to solve exam & homework questions that I may not immediately know.
• However, I am smart enough not to blatantly plagiarize solutions online but instead write them in my own unique words, formatting, & mathematical terminology.
• I have access to a very sophisticated graphing calculator and various mathematical software that provides step-by-step solutions to complex mathematical problems within seconds, allowing me to provide exact solutions to the student in a timely manner.
• I have impeccable handwriting and a high-quality mobile scanner app that allows me to scan written solutions in very legible high-definition JPG, PNG, or PDF formats.

MY CONTACT INFO:

• Email: info@hiraedu. com
• WhatsApp: +1 (213) 594-5657
• Call: +1 727 456 9641
• Important: Please contact me via text or call to get the fastest response possible. I don't check Reddit Messenger very often.

I AM A BORN & RAISED UNITED STATES CITIZEN:

• Unlike some tutors advertising on Reddit, I am a native-born and raised American citizen with an authentic natural U.S. American accent.
• I am half Irish, half Italian, but 100% American.
• I have received a complete American education from an NJ Elementary School, an NJ middle school, an NJ high school, and 2 NJ universities.

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So we all know Bruce Wayan is one of the most intelligent super genius characters in the DC universe.
So let's talk about his intelligence first (then the tech invention)
Geoff Johns confirmed that Bruce Wayne is definitively the 2nd smartest person on Earth. This automatically makes him more intelligent than everyone on Earth save for Lex Luthor, with an IQ of over 250.
Has one of the greatest minds in the entire DC Omniverse - Justice League (2018) #23
So let's some common misunderstanding about batman IQ being just 192.
That was never attributed to Batman, only Ted Kord.
anyway Batman automatically for being the second (only behind Lex) IQ in the Earth out him above Ryan Choi who have IQ 200 and and Hiro Okamura who have IQ over 210.
So now we have Batman IQ over at 210+ and possibly 250.
Batman is an Omni-Disciplinary Scientist and martial arts(Master of every scientific field known to man i.e. Reed Richards, Victor von Doom, Lex Luthor), mastering “EVERY COURSE AND FIELD. EVERY SUBJECT AND TRADE.” and the worlds greatest detective and confirmed have all knowledge of science history.
He is the greatest strategist and tactician in the world.
Deduced what Brainiac 5 (most intelligent being in the 31st century Multiverse) missed.
Batman mastered every scientific discipline known to man, and beyond, of which there are between 600–800.
Figured out Zeta Beam (teleportation) technology in an instant that took the super-genius level Adam Strange years. 6th panel..
Batman is able to hack into a NASA satellite and transfer its information onto his servers.
He easily Easily hacked into Lexcorp and Darkseid's Hellspores.
Hacks Kryptonian computer in second and Hacks Apokolyptian computer.
Within seconds hacks an alien computer he doesn't even know the language of.
Hack even if someone discovered batman identity, he dosen't even worry about it, he just can manipulate someone fooling him on physiological thinking that he’s forced to put on the costume if he could fool that. Especially given how frequent mind-control is among Batman’s rogues.
He even once he’s exposed himself during a disinformation campaign.

Just one more crackpot conspiracy theory among a thousand others. More tabloid tittle tattle and craziness surrounding mad, bad Bruce Wayne. In a world where no one can be sure what’s real and what’s not.”
—Bruce Wayne

So firstly Batman is the one who build his technology by himself.
Just in the beginning, let me tell you Batman have created time travel Machine single handily and Program that Predicts the past, present and Future and every possibility.
Teleporter and Teleportation Via Watchtower he Designed
He created Haz-Bat a suit that Withstood the pull of a black hole.
Hack he created even his own element (feat like Tony Stark), Batman creates an element that has the same effects on Wraith that Kryptonite does to Superman(Yes, Superman says mineral, but Kryptonite is consistently classified as an element).
Built a device that can slow down time to the point that the Flash is barely moving or how he created Shrink Ray.
Batman tech.
1: Magnetism in Gloves for Adhesion.
2: Magnetizing Batarang (note: 3-D Collapsible Micro-Structure Material for Compact Storage).
3: Wallet-Sized Collapsible Suit.
4: Chemically Fueled Thrusters.
Proton Gun(A.K.A. Phaser, Disruptor, Particle Accelerator Gun, Ion Cannon, Proton Beam, Lightning Ray and Ray Gun)
5: Energy Pulse that Dismantles Mech.
6: Energy Cannon.
7: Gun Atomizes Concrete.
8: Ultraviolet Image Reproduction.
9: Microprocessor(7th Capsule). Clearly this is old and Batman has since upgraded.
10: Signal and Comms Jammer.
11: Voice & Sound Modulation/Duplication.
12: Finger Lasers.
13: Concussive Grenades.
ECM(Electronic Counter-Measures) Against Radar and Sonar
14: Radar and Acoustic Triangulation are useless.
15: Insider Suit Mimics [Flash’s Speedhttps://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-76e0dd71bda266c21b6c403f926744dc-lq).
16: Thermocouple for solar Energy Siphoning.
17: Energy Generated Constructs shields.
18: created Plasma Shield.
19: Decontamination of Irradiated Areas.
19: enchanted and night qmd Infrared and Thermal and X-Ray and heat vision and Ultraviolet Visions.
20: Life Detection.
21: Digital Invisibility.
22: Freeze Rays.
23: Echolocation.
24: Entire Electromagnetic Spectrum Vision
25: Underwater Suits.
26: GPS.
27: space Suit.
28: Space Adaptive Component.
29: Chest Mounted Sonic Cannon.
Remote Connection to Satellites, Phones, and Computers through the PAN(Personal Area Network
30: Gauntlets Absorb Energy.
31: EMP nullification Magnetic Rail Gun.
32: EMP equivalent to 50 Megaton Nuke (Most powerful Nuclear Weapon ever created) takes out OMACS.
33: Armor-Piercing Tasers, 200,000 Volt Tasers (between 20–75c what it takes to kill a human).
It able hurt Clayface.
34: Can Assume the Shape of Blades.
35: Holographic Emission Disguise and Holographic Projection into the Batcave
36: Holographic Emulation(Holographic Copy).
37: Holographic Projection Embedded in Gotham Street Lights.
38: Link to Batcave through Cowl.
39: Batman can simply wipe out the evidence of his identity by hacking though One of them is the supposed equal to Calculator who’s capable of taking over a super computer program, the other is the creator of Brother One.
40: The Batcave possesses multiple barriers that not only prevent teleporters from entering, but also prevents a hyper-intelligent Bizarro from taking over.
41: flying device with his normal suit.
42: Batman's cape is fire-proof that can also protect against other things.
43: Developing a cure for an alien virus:.
44: Developing a thing that can liquify Plastic Man.
45: Made tech (stolen by Future Aquaman) that prevents Green Lantern rings from working, (Justice League (2016) #29
46: Made tech (stolen by Future Aquaman) that stops Cyborg from moving, (Justice League (2016) #29
47: his cowl can see though invisible things.
48: His cowl automatically identifies people, has gadgets that can identify radiation and blood.
49: he Made a virus that disrupts atoms.
50: Has Cold Iron Fillings to disrupt magic.
51: Has a chemical that hypersaturates a person and can repair DNA.
52: his sound sonic Batarang and [hypersonic bomb like][https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/7/77/A318FFCB-ED50-4968-8A35-DF4C28D3FD39.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20190326145840).
53: His suit is insulated from radiation.
54: created a Batarang that nullifies healing factors.
55: Boots that allow him to walk on ceilings.
56: Made a biometric scanner out of goggles in moments.
57: His suit can fire an AoE sonic blast around itself.
58: He created gauntlets that can hack into devices, and are capable of reading energy levels.
59: another set that enhances his hitting power.
60: his cowl/gauntlets grants him extra Superhumanly enchanted senses like hearing and seeing more.
61: Gauntlets that fire out energy blast that pierce through Deathstrokes suit that’s made out of “Promethium Chain Mail, (Deathstroke (2016) #34).
62: Electric Fisticuffs, (Batman Incorporated (2011) #1).
63: there was once Flash and implemented tech into his suit that allows him to vibrate and phase through things and remember what a Speedster do while vibrating as [thoughts molecules][https://imgur.com/a/B3LH7Ii).
64: created a form of enhanced vision that lets him see through buildings and soiled stuff, (Talon #7).
65: Ultrasonic noise dampeners in his cowl that make him immune to the Canary Cryn (Vixen: Return of the Lion #5)
66: Hologram of a demonic bat, (Batman (1940) #464)
67: A unique gadget that mimics Darkseid's omega beams, but is line of wire that traps an opponent, (Batman The Dark Knight #2).
68: another Invisibility suit.
69: The Cowl also has x-ray vision - Detective Comics (2016) #937
70: Rigs explosives to take down a series of buildings - Batman and Robin Eternal #17
71: Blows up a large ice monster - Justice League: Endless Winter
72: created nth metal batarangs in case he has to fight incorporeal beings such ghosts - Batman Eternal #24
73: his Batarangs can disrupt energy shields - Deathstroke (2016) #32
74: Made a sonic grenade that nullifies a mind controlled crowd - Batman: Secret Files (2018) #2
75: created a device that turns any metal it touches into a supermagnet - Batman (2011
76: Batman cowl Can scan biology and in seconds know details of a foe down to the cellular level - All Star Batman #6
77: Can basically fly by gliding - Batman (2011) #10
78: An example of it in action - Detective Comics (2016) #988
79: [another Batman flight space-suit (yeah even though it look like, it's Have nothing with Batman beyond)][https://i.stack.imgur.com/89NTP.jpg).
80: another's advance one and also Batman cap have immunity to ice too.
Now all that above was some average batman technology feats but now the big cake.
1: Anti-matter Negative Zone Portal canon, literally it sends to Phantom Zone which is the infinite dimensionless void.
2: Re-created the Lazarus Pits in his Cave(Lazarus Pits can cure anything up to and including Death).
3: Perfected Cloning and Memory Transfers.
And this and this.
4: created Robot Duplicates of the Justice League with there powers.
5: Creates the AI J.A.R.V.I.S. for Pepper. It eventually becomes advanced enough to love, fully Sapient(Human-Like) Artificially Intelligent Alfred.
6: rebuild Asgard, Has a Base in the Moon and Base in Greece and Base in Prague and On Pluto and Crime Alley.
7: BATMAN created Omniversal Wormhole Inside of a Bullet, Capable of Ripping Apart Reality and destroy the source wall itself (and Omniversal feat).
8: Created a way to rewrite people cell by cell. Now a lot of people say that this is simply a side effect of Element X(Metal of Possibilty, capable of bringing the wielders will into being) but look at the three bubbles on the top right.

Yes, this chair. Built from Element X, allowed you to see people’s hearts....but then, you took it further, imagined greater. You built the Final Bat-Suit around the chair for yourself. Not just to determine people’s minds, but to change them, rewrite them cell by cell.”

This means that Element X allowed for reading hearts and minds, but so Batman went beyond and created a way to rewrite beings cell by cell. If it was just of Element X, it would have been explicitly stated.
9: Batman creates a universal translator which allows him to communicate with alien life in the universe.
10: He designs the Watchtower security system and then overrides it.
11: In Forever evil #6 Batman is able to break into the Watchtower by activating the manual override which he installed.
12: Created a compound that turns walls into liquid.
13: Anti-telepathy tech, Psychic Dampeners im his cowl.
14: Has made/acquired red solar guns, a large mech, magic chains and a formula that turns him into Doomsday, all to beat Superman, Batman/Superman (2019) Annual #1
15: His final contigency are a series of satellites that will turn the Sun red, Batman/Superman (2019) Annual #1
16: Planted slightly than moon-busting bombs on the moon just in case, Justice League (2018) #1
17: After having his memory wiped, the second time remeeting the Flash he had developed a device that violently sapped him of speedforce, Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths #5
this is consistent , Developed technology that mimics the vibrational powers of DC speedsters and speed force.
18: Psychic Invisibility.
19: Chip that can influence the mind and force illusions of endless battles.
20: with the help of Lex Luthor, injustice leagues batman was able created machine allowed travel to different other universes, Injustice Year 5 #39 & #40 (~note: keep in mind the mine batman is far superior to injustice counterpart~).
21: Batman built a flying Batcave back in the day so that he and Robin could operate their vigilante mission from anywhere at anytime, without having to head deep into Gotham to refuel. The spaceship held most of what was needed from the cave and offered a form of transportation for the duo as well.
22: Batman literally created Red Giants, which continues microscopic red suns, collected from dead solar systems as Weapon against Superman.

Batman : “You like the knuckles, Clark. Each pod contains microscopic red suns, collected from dead solar systems

Batman can literally harvest entire red giant stars in deep space, shrink them down and bring them to Earth, and he’s still struggling to find clean, renewable energy?!.

“Our applied sciences division has been working on a clean, renewable energy source.”

It's consistent as he have done this twice.
23: he created Insider Suit that can Invisibility and Heat Vision and Quasi-Green Lantern mode and accuse to the speed force.

So we all know Bruce Wayan is one of the most intelligent super genius characters in the DC universe.
So let's talk about his intelligence first (then the tech invention)
Geoff Johns confirmed that Bruce Wayne is definitively the 2nd smartest person on Earth. This automatically makes him more intelligent than everyone on Earth save for Lex Luthor, with an IQ of over 250.
Has one of the greatest minds in the entire DC Omniverse - Justice League (2018) #23
So let's some common misunderstanding about batman IQ being just 192.
That was never attributed to Batman, only Ted Kord.
anyway Batman automatically for being the second (only behind Lex) IQ in the Earth out him above Ryan Choi who have IQ 200 and and Hiro Okamura who have IQ over 210.
So now we have Batman IQ over at 210+ and possibly 250.
Batman is an Omni-Disciplinary Scientist and martial arts(Master of every scientific field known to man i.e. Reed Richards, Victor von Doom, Lex Luthor), mastering “EVERY COURSE AND FIELD. EVERY SUBJECT AND TRADE.” and the worlds greatest detective and confirmed have all knowledge of science history.
He is the greatest strategist and tactician in the world.
[Deduced what Brainiac 5 (most intelligent being in the 31st century Multiverse) missed][https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d440bfa51d428571dd0f7cc32f317d28-lq).
Batman mastered every scientific discipline known to man, and beyond, of which there are between 600–800.
Figured out Zeta Beam (teleportation) technology in an instant that took the super-genius level Adam Strange years. 6th panel..
Batman is able to hack into a NASA satellite and transfer its information onto his servers.
He easily Easily hacked into Lexcorp and Darkseid's Hellspores.
Hacks Kryptonian computer in second and Hacks Apokolyptian computer.
Within seconds hacks an alien computer.
Hack even if someone discovered batman identity, he dosen't even worry about it, he just can manipulate someone fooling him on physiological thinking that he’s forced to put on the costume if he could fool that. Especially given how frequent mind-control is among Batman’s rogues.
He even once he’s exposed himself during a disinformation campaign.

Just one more crackpot conspiracy theory among a thousand others. More tabloid tittle tattle and craziness surrounding mad, bad Bruce Wayne. In a world where no one can be sure what’s real and what’s not.”
—Bruce Wayne

So firstly Batman is the one who build his technology by himself.
Just in the beginning, let me tell you Batman have created time travel Machine single handily and Program that Predicts the past, present and Future and every possibility.
Teleporter and Teleportation Via Watchtower he Designed
He created Haz-Bat a suit that Withstood the pull of a black hole.
Hack he created even his own element (feat like Tony Stark), Batman creates an element that has the same effects on Wraith that Kryptonite does to Superman(Yes, Superman says mineral, but Kryptonite is consistently classified as an element).
Built a device that can slow down time to the point that the Flash is barely moving or how he created Shrink Ray.
Batman tech.
1: Magnetism in Gloves for Adhesion.
2: Magnetizing Batarang (note: 3-D Collapsible Micro-Structure Material for Compact Storage).
3: Wallet-Sized Collapsible Suit.
4: Chemically Fueled Thrusters.
Proton Gun(A.K.A. Phaser, Disruptor, Particle Accelerator Gun, Ion Cannon, Proton Beam, Lightning Ray and Ray Gun)
5: Energy Pulse that Dismantles Mech.
6: Energy Cannon.
7: Gun Atomizes Concrete.
8: Ultraviolet Image Reproduction.
9: Microprocessor(7th Capsule). Clearly this is old and Batman has since upgraded.
10: Signal and Comms Jammer.
11: Voice & Sound Modulation/Duplication.
12: Finger Lasers.
13: Concussive Grenades.
ECM(Electronic Counter-Measures) Against Radar and Sonar
14: Radar and Acoustic Triangulation are useless.
15: Insider Suit Mimics [Flash’s Speedhttps://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-76e0dd71bda266c21b6c403f926744dc-lq).
16: Thermocouple for solar Energy Siphoning.
17: Energy Generated Constructs shields.
18: created Plasma Shield.
19: Decontamination of Irradiated Areas.
19: enchanted and night qmd Infrared and Thermal and X-Ray and heat vision and Ultraviolet Visions.
20: Life Detection.
21: Digital Invisibility.
22: Freeze Rays.
23: Echolocation.
24: Entire Electromagnetic Spectrum Vision
25: Underwater Suits.
26: GPS.
27: space Suit.
28: Space Adaptive Component.
29: Chest Mounted Sonic Cannon.
Remote Connection to Satellites, Phones, and Computers through the PAN(Personal Area Network
30: Gauntlets Absorb Energy.
31: EMP nullification Magnetic Rail Gun.
32: EMP equivalent to 50 Megaton Nuke (Most powerful Nuclear Weapon ever created) takes out OMACS.
33: Armor-Piercing Tasers, 200,000 Volt Tasers (between 20–75c what it takes to kill a human).
It able hurt Clayface.
34: Can Assume the Shape of Blades.
35: Holographic Emission Disguise and Holographic Projection into the Batcave
36: Holographic Emulation(Holographic Copy).
37: Holographic Projection Embedded in Gotham Street Lights.
38: Link to Batcave through Cowl.
39: Batman can simply wipe out the evidence of his identity by hacking though One of them is the supposed equal to Calculator who’s capable of taking over a super computer program, the other is the creator of Brother One.
40: The Batcave possesses multiple barriers that not only prevent teleporters from entering, but also prevents a hyper-intelligent Bizarro from taking over.
41: flying device with his normal suit.
42: Batman's cape is fire-proof that can also protect against other things.
43: Developing a cure for an alien virus:.
44: Developing a thing that can liquify Plastic Man.
45: Made tech (stolen by Future Aquaman) that prevents Green Lantern rings from working, (Justice League (2016) #29
46: Made tech (stolen by Future Aquaman) that stops Cyborg from moving, (Justice League (2016) #29
47: his cowl can see though invisible things.
48: His cowl automatically identifies people, has gadgets that can identify radiation and blood.
49: he Made a virus that disrupts atoms.
50: Has Cold Iron Fillings to disrupt magic.
51: Has a chemical that hypersaturates a person and can repair DNA.
52: his sound sonic Batarang and [hypersonic bomb like][https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/7/77/A318FFCB-ED50-4968-8A35-DF4C28D3FD39.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20190326145840).
53: His suit is insulated from radiation.
54: created a Batarang that nullifies healing factors.
55: Boots that allow him to walk on ceilings.
56: Made a biometric scanner out of goggles in moments.
57: His suit can fire an AoE sonic blast around itself.
58: He created gauntlets that can hack into devices, and are capable of reading energy levels.
59: another set that enhances his hitting power.
60: his cowl/gauntlets grants him extra Superhumanly enchanted senses like hearing and seeing more.
61: Gauntlets that fire out energy blast that pierce through Deathstrokes suit that’s made out of “Promethium Chain Mail, (Deathstroke (2016) #34).
62: Electric Fisticuffs, (Batman Incorporated (2011) #1).
63: there was once Flash and implemented tech into his suit that allows him to vibrate and phase through things and remember what a Speedster do while vibrating as [thoughts molecules][https://imgur.com/a/B3LH7Ii).
64: created a form of enhanced vision that lets him see through buildings and soiled stuff, (Talon #7).
65: Ultrasonic noise dampeners in his cowl that make him immune to the Canary Cryn (Vixen: Return of the Lion #5)
66: Hologram of a demonic bat, (Batman (1940) #464)
67: A unique gadget that mimics Darkseid's omega beams, but is line of wire that traps an opponent, (Batman The Dark Knight #2).
68: another Invisibility suit.
69: The Cowl also has x-ray vision - Detective Comics (2016) #937
70: Rigs explosives to take down a series of buildings - Batman and Robin Eternal #17
71: Blows up a large ice monster - Justice League: Endless Winter
72: created nth metal batarangs in case he has to fight incorporeal beings such ghosts - Batman Eternal #24
73: his Batarangs can disrupt energy shields - Deathstroke (2016) #32
74: Made a sonic grenade that nullifies a mind controlled crowd - Batman: Secret Files (2018) #2
75: created a device that turns any metal it touches into a supermagnet - Batman (2011
76: Batman cowl Can scan biology and in seconds know details of a foe down to the cellular level - All Star Batman #6
77: Can basically fly by gliding - Batman (2011) #10
78: An example of it in action - Detective Comics (2016) #988
79: [another Batman flight space-suit (yeah even though it look like, it's Have nothing with Batman beyond)][https://i.stack.imgur.com/89NTP.jpg).
80: another's advance one and also Batman cap have immunity to ice too.
Now all that above was some average batman technology feats but now the big cake.
1: Anti-matter Negative Zone Portal canon, literally it sends to Phantom Zone which is the infinite dimensionless void.
2: Re-created the Lazarus Pits in his Cave(Lazarus Pits can cure anything up to and including Death).
3: Perfected Cloning and Memory Transfers.
And this and this.
4: created Robot Duplicates of the Justice League with there powers.
5: Creates the AI J.A.R.V.I.S. for Pepper. It eventually becomes advanced enough to love, fully Sapient(Human-Like) Artificially Intelligent Alfred.
6: rebuild Asgard, Has a Base in the Moon and Base in Greece and Base in Prague and On Pluto and Crime Alley.
7: BATMAN created Omniversal Wormhole Inside of a Bullet, Capable of Ripping Apart Reality and destroy the source wall itself (and Omniversal feat).
8: Created a way to rewrite people cell by cell. Now a lot of people say that this is simply a side effect of Element X(Metal of Possibilty, capable of bringing the wielders will into being) but look at the three bubbles on the top right.

Yes, this chair. Built from Element X, allowed you to see people’s hearts....but then, you took it further, imagined greater. You built the Final Bat-Suit around the chair for yourself. Not just to determine people’s minds, but to change them, rewrite them cell by cell.”

This means that Element X allowed for reading hearts and minds, but so Batman went beyond and created a way to rewrite beings cell by cell. If it was just of Element X, it would have been explicitly stated.
9: Batman creates a universal translator which allows him to communicate with alien life in the universe.
10: He designs the Watchtower security system and then overrides it.
11: In Forever evil #6 Batman is able to break into the Watchtower by activating the manual override which he installed.
12: Created a compound that turns walls into liquid.
13: Anti-telepathy tech, Psychic Dampeners im his cowl.
14: Has made/acquired red solar guns, a large mech, magic chains and a formula that turns him into Doomsday, all to beat Superman, Batman/Superman (2019) Annual #1
15: His final contigency are a series of satellites that will turn the Sun red, Batman/Superman (2019) Annual #1
16: Planted slightly than moon-busting bombs on the moon just in case, Justice League (2018) #1
17: After having his memory wiped, the second time remeeting the Flash he had developed a device that violently sapped him of speedforce, Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths #5
this is consistent , Developed technology that mimics the vibrational powers of DC speedsters and speed force.
18: Psychic Invisibility.
19: Chip that can influence the mind and force illusions of endless battles.
20: with the help of Lex Luthor, injustice leagues batman was able created machine allowed travel to different other universes, Injustice Year 5 #39 & #40 (~note: keep in mind the mine batman is far superior to injustice counterpart~).
21: Batman built a flying Batcave back in the day so that he and Robin could operate their vigilante mission from anywhere at anytime, without having to head deep into Gotham to refuel. The spaceship held most of what was needed from the cave and offered a form of transportation for the duo as well.
22: Batman literally created Red Giants, which continues microscopic red suns, collected from dead solar systems as Weapon against Superman.

Batman : “You like the knuckles, Clark. Each pod contains microscopic red suns, collected from dead solar systems

Batman can literally harvest entire red giant stars in deep space, shrink them down and bring them to Earth, and he’s still struggling to find clean, renewable energy?!.

“Our applied sciences division has been working on a clean, renewable energy source.”

It's consistent as he have done this twice.
23: he created Insider Suit that can Invisibility and Heat Vision and Quasi-Green Lantern mode and accuse to the speed force.

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