1. An experimental first-person-shooter area-control team game where players control aliens of an advanced civilization that prohibits killing. The player's primary weapon is a literal Portal gun, but when fired at an enemy, teleports them to your other portal. Matches are won by controlling an area for a period of time or capturing control points. Additional weapons should reflect a mastery of time and space-- time slow grenades, gravity launcher, etc-- but should never be explicitly lethal.
   
2. A survival roguelite about being a stray cat. A run consists of seven lives. The environment develops over the course of your lifetime, from a small forest to a suburban development. At the end of each life, the game characterizes your cat by explaining key statistics. ("You were a hunter in this lifetime! You hunted X critters"/"Someone was a sociable kitty! You received X pats")
   
3. Making ends meet with your food truck... In space.
   
4. A party game a la Mario Party, but with 2.5D ink illustrations in an art style reminiscent of poe and mini games full of macabre humor and dark imagery (possibly at the hand of an old-timey saw torturing people to generate ideas for new horror novels as a framing narrative)
   
5. A digital deck builder played in leagues, with players being matched against the same pool of opponents over a season of play. Players receive a new card pool at the start of every season, and play with old-school magic style ante. Decks that perform well are saved in your hall of fame and can be played in direct competitive matches without ante. Players don't keep a collection of cards outside of their current pool (though they may have an album to show cards they've had) and only build decks for the league setting.
   
6. A cozy puzzle game about bringing light to a dungeon. The protagonist is a lost little girl who befriends monsters with her adorable charm, and uses their abilities to solve puzzles and light torches to find her way out. Oozing with cute charm and scary monsters who turn out to actually be really nice. Also a dog.
   
7. A game about making games where you "code" using a tetris-like block system while also using the mouse to control a hammer and squash bugs that occasionally try to nibble on your code.
   
8. An RPG that tells its story through gameplay by replacing common status effects with emotions. Rage, Fear, Sorrow, Startled (flinch?), Disgust, Joy. Fire-emblem-y visual novel sorta cutscenes between rounds of combat. Ideally Hades-style dialogue. (For reference, Hades has over 300,000 words of dialogue. The Great Gatsby is roughly 50,000 words long.)
   
9. A twin stick shooter about mechas. The player character has a grappling sword that shoots out, pierces enemies, and pulls you to them. Acts as both an attack and a dodge. Can be used on obstacles and item pickups.
   
10. A visual novel with 16 characters, one for each of the MBTI types. As you learn more about them, you learn about their personalities and traits. Your bond with them represents how much they've shared with your (unlocked traits) and how much you've shared with them. Dialogue plays out a little like a personality quiz, because under the hood, it is. Characters literally get to know you (or at least, your MBTI type) and reflect that in their interactions with you.
    
11. A game where you customize mechs and sell them to contractors. Players use an intuitive drag and drop system to place parts where desired, then play a space-filling game with the parts selected to create a blueprint (think inventory in Dredge). The more space it takes up, the more expensive it is to produce, hindering your profits. Money can't be spent to unlock new parts. If you take enough contracts with a faction, they may bring you new parts or recovered enemy mechs.
    
12. A VR gardening sim
    
13. An Asteroids-style top down space game... With QWOP-ish controls.
    
14. Getting Under It: Getting Over It, but it's a dating sim
    
15. A civilization builder with the Bionicle IP
    
16. A 4x game where all countries are controlled by AI and the players are a pantheon of gods using natural disasters and the forces of fate to guide the flow of history
    
17. A game that's just like real life. A perfect simulation of real life. Exactly. Like. Real. Life.
    
18. A game and it gas has gameplay and graphics and a story and it's really cool
    
19. An RPG that follows the trio of a father and his two sons in a post apocalyptic wasteland. The Road meets Army of Two meets Pyre. Optional "realism" mode introduces permadeath to make the saddest Nuzlocke.
    
20. An MMO that's gonna make a million bucks.
    

Happy first Friday o may :) And welcome back to episode 262 of my weekly mobile game recommendations based on some of the most interesting games I played and that were covered on MiniReview this week. Enjoy :)
Support these posts (and YouTube content + development of MiniReview) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NimbleThor <3
This episode includes a neat deck-building roguelike with dice, one of my personal favorite Vampire Survivor-likes, an old adventure RPG, a fun incremental idle game, and a silly arcade game about riding a unicycle.
New to these posts? Check out the first one from 262 weeks ago here.

Let's get to the games:

Dicey Dungeons [Game Size: 1.1 GB] ($4.99)

Genre: Deck-Building / Roguelike - Offline
Orientation: Landscape
Required Attention: Some
tl;dr review by AlexSem:
Dicey Dungeons is a clever dungeon-crawler from renowned game designer Terry Cavanagh, who took the usual deck-building formula of Slay the Spire and adapted it to use dice instead of cards.
Playing as one of six distinct characters, our goal is to finish six gameplay episodes where we run through six dungeon floors, fighting various enemies using six-sided dice. See the pattern? Defeating enemies grants experience and gradually levels us up to level 6, which improves our stats and prepares us to face the ultimate boss at the end.
During the turn-based combat, we roll several dice and apply them to the equipment we have. Each piece of equipment utilizes the dice differently, such as dealing damage or healing us equal to the number rolled. But our equipment also often has restrictions, like only accepting dice with even numbers, or numbers higher than three.
Throughout our journey, we find tons of different equipment with distinct effects and cool synergies, and since the number of item slots is limited, we must carefully pick which ones to wield. And because some characters and episodes introduce unique gameplay mechanics that stray from this usual formula, there’s a lot to see and experience.
Unfortunately, most episodes follow a script that limits the randomness. While this makes the difficulty manageable, it also negatively impacts the replayability. Our progress also isn’t saved in the cloud, so reinstalling the game on another device forces us to replay everything from scratch.
Dicey Dungeons is a $4.99 premium game without any ads or iAPs. Aside from the main mode, it also features two free add-ons with even more weird gameplay rules. It’s an easy recommendation for anyone fond of clever dungeon crawlers, strategy games, and puzzle experiences.
Check it out on Google Play: Here
Check it out on MiniReview:: Here

Brotato [Total Game Size: 176 MB] ($4.99)

Genre: Arcade / Shooter / Reverse Bullet Hell / Bullet Heaven - Offline
Orientation: Landscape
Required Attention: Full
tl;dr review by NimbleThor:
Brotato is a fun and unique reverse bullet-hell roguelike game from the publisher of 20 Minutes Till Dawn.
While the core gameplay loop is similar to that found in Vampire Survivors or Magic Survival, Brotato differs by letting us equip multiple weapons and buy stat-modifying items instead of unlocking and upgrading abilities in each run – a twist that quickly makes the gameplay chaotically fun.
We start by picking one of 30+ characters with distinct stats that make a big difference. Then we select our starting weapon and get thrown straight into a relatively small map where we must survive waves of enemies storming at us from all sides.
But this is where it gets interesting, because after every completed wave, we get to pick one of four random power-ups that improve our stats. We’re then taken to a shop where we can spend the currency we’ve earned on additional wacky weapons, and items that improve our power in different ways.
Like in most similar games, our hero attacks automatically, while we simply use a big joystick to run around and avoid all the enemies. The objective is to survive 20 waves and defeat the frustratingly powerful boss at the end.
While there’s no permanent progression apart from unlocking new characters, the replayability is decently high thanks to the sheer number of characters and almost unlimited ways to combine weapons and items to create unique builds.
Brotato is a $4.99 premium game without ads or iAPs. The fact that we’re altering our stats through items instead of unlocking abilities really spoke to my inner RPG fan, and it personally makes Brotato one of my favorites in the genre.
Check it out on Google Play: Here
Check it out on MiniReview:: Here

QuestLord [Game Size: 38 MB] ($5.99)

Genre: RPG / Adventure - Offline
Orientation: Portrait
Required Attention: Some
tl;dr review by AlexSem:
QuestLord is an old-school open-world dungeon-crawling RPG that sets us out on an epic journey to defeat a dark lord and establish peace across our troubled lands.
Our goal is to traverse a large dangerous world while fighting angry monsters, collecting valuable loot, gaining experience, and increasing the three main stats that define our specialization, such as warrior, rogue, or mage. These specializations also slightly alter the way we can approach the obstacles we meet on our way.
Completing quests is another key part of the gameplay. These often require us to venture into a distant part of the land to either slay a beast or retrieve a specific item. At least there is no penalty for failure, because if we die, we simply restart from the most recent checkpoint.
As expected, the game becomes repetitive over time – especially since the actions we perform are always the same. Thankfully, the scenery and enemies constantly change, so the journey itself isn’t boring.
The art style may seem overly simplistic, but it serves its purpose well, and while navigating the menu poses some challenges at first, there aren’t many screens to move between. Personally, my biggest issue was the lack of strafe controls, which are common for this type of game.
QuestLord is a $5.99 premium game without ads or iAPs. It’s one of those classics from the early ages of mobile gaming that still holds up to this day and provides many hours of entertainment for all fans of quality dungeon-crawling RPGs.
Check it out on Google Play: Here
Check it out on MiniReview:: Here

Mr. Mine [Game Size: 96 MB] (Free)

Genre: Idle / Incremental / Simulation - Offline
Orientation: Portrait
Required Attention: Little (idle)
tl;dr review by NimbleThor:
Mr. Mine is an incremental idle game that started out as a browser game before being remastered for PC in 2020, and mobile in 2022.
The objective of the game is to collect different resources by continuously expanding our mine. We start by launching our drill and hiring our first miner. While the drill starts digging through the ground, our miners collect resources from every floor the drill has reached.
As we get further down, we get more resources and unlock new types. We can sell these for money used to hire more miners or spend it on upgrading our drill, storage, and much more – all of which help speed things up.
Apart from this core gameplay loop, we eventually also start finding dungeons that last for 30 minutes. If we notice one of these, we can send drones down to collect special resources and buffs. We also encounter buildings that let us trade resources for a limited time, and unlock scientists that we can send out on missions. Oh, and there's combat too.
Overall, there’s a good mix of active and idle elements, with the active parts only being necessary if you want to progress faster.
The art-style and UI aren’t amazing. But in my opinion, that’s okay as the game is simple, and it’s easy to understand what’s going on and what we need to do.
The biggest downsides are the several bugs that may appear when you first launch the game, specifically regarding changing language. It’s a great game once you get into it, but hopefully, these issues get resolved fast.
Mr. Mine monetizes via iAPs for tickets used to buy chests that can include money, resources, or buffs. These are not at all necessary to enjoy the game.
Check it out on Google Play: Here
Check it out on MiniReview:: Here

Unicycle Legend (Game Size: 159 MB] (Free)

Genre: Platform / Arcade / Indie - Offline
Orientation: Landscape
Required Attention: Full
tl;dr review by Juan:
Unicycle Legend is a fun silly platform game where we attempt to keep our character balanced on its unicycle while completing a series of short challenges that involve bottomless pits, platforms, bombs, balls, and many other obstacles.
We control our character by moving forward or backward on our unicycle, which causes our character to rotate and lose balance if done too hastily. The goal is to reach the finish line in each level without falling over.
The easiest stages simply have us move forward while keeping our balance, but the more elaborate ones take our patience to the limit by forcing us to calculate our trajectory, avoid moving walls, escape from spiders, and much more. The game truly is full of nasty surprises.
Each stage is a unique challenge, which keeps the game fun and engaging throughout all 120 levels. And while the obstacles change, the key mechanic remains the same; time and plan your moves carefully to avoid falling or getting trapped.
Since this is a bit of a rage-quit game – not too unlike “QWOP”, the controls are fairly simple but still take quite some time to get accustomed to. The graphics aren’t spectacular, but they don’t ruin the experience either, and the entire game can be completed in a few hours.
Unicycle Legend monetizes via a single iAP to remove the ads that appear after approximately every 10th death. We can also watch ads to unlock skins that are not necessary to enjoy the game.
Ultimately, it’s a pretty simple and nice little game that will keep you entertained for a while if you enjoy hardcore silly platformers. It might even get a laugh or two out of you due to the hilarious ways your character can die.
Check it out on Google Play: Here
Check it out on MiniReview:: Here
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Happy first Friday o may :) And welcome back to episode 175 of my weekly mobile game recommendations based on some of the most interesting games I played and that were covered on MiniReview this week. Enjoy :)
Support these posts (and YouTube content + development of MiniReview) on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NimbleThor <3
This episode includes a neat deck-building roguelike with dice, one of my personal favorite Vampire Survivor-likes, an old adventure RPG, a fun incremental idle game, and a silly arcade game about riding a unicycle.
New to these posts? Check out the first one from 173 weeks ago here.

Let's get to the games:

Dicey Dungeons [Game Size: 1.1 GB] ($4.99)

Genre: Deck-Building / Roguelike - Offline
Orientation: Landscape
Required Attention: Some
tl;dr review by AlexSem:
Dicey Dungeons is a clever dungeon-crawler from renowned game designer Terry Cavanagh, who took the usual deck-building formula of Slay the Spire and adapted it to use dice instead of cards.
Playing as one of six distinct characters, our goal is to finish six gameplay episodes where we run through six dungeon floors, fighting various enemies using six-sided dice. See the pattern? Defeating enemies grants experience and gradually levels us up to level 6, which improves our stats and prepares us to face the ultimate boss at the end.
During the turn-based combat, we roll several dice and apply them to the equipment we have. Each piece of equipment utilizes the dice differently, such as dealing damage or healing us equal to the number rolled. But our equipment also often has restrictions, like only accepting dice with even numbers, or numbers higher than three.
Throughout our journey, we find tons of different equipment with distinct effects and cool synergies, and since the number of item slots is limited, we must carefully pick which ones to wield. And because some characters and episodes introduce unique gameplay mechanics that stray from this usual formula, there’s a lot to see and experience.
Unfortunately, most episodes follow a script that limits the randomness. While this makes the difficulty manageable, it also negatively impacts the replayability. Our progress also isn’t saved in the cloud, so reinstalling the game on another device forces us to replay everything from scratch.
Dicey Dungeons is a $4.99 premium game without any ads or iAPs. Aside from the main mode, it also features two free add-ons with even more weird gameplay rules. It’s an easy recommendation for anyone fond of clever dungeon crawlers, strategy games, and puzzle experiences.
App Store: Here

Brotato [Total Game Size: 176 MB] ($4.99)

Genre: Arcade / Shooter / Reverse Bullet Hell / Bullet Heaven - Offline
Orientation: Landscape
Required Attention: Full
tl;dr review by NimbleThor:
Brotato is a fun and unique reverse bullet-hell roguelike game from the publisher of 20 Minutes Till Dawn.
While the core gameplay loop is similar to that found in Vampire Survivors or Magic Survival, Brotato differs by letting us equip multiple weapons and buy stat-modifying items instead of unlocking and upgrading abilities in each run – a twist that quickly makes the gameplay chaotically fun.
We start by picking one of 30+ characters with distinct stats that make a big difference. Then we select our starting weapon and get thrown straight into a relatively small map where we must survive waves of enemies storming at us from all sides.
But this is where it gets interesting, because after every completed wave, we get to pick one of four random power-ups that improve our stats. We’re then taken to a shop where we can spend the currency we’ve earned on additional wacky weapons, and items that improve our power in different ways.
Like in most similar games, our hero attacks automatically, while we simply use a big joystick to run around and avoid all the enemies. The objective is to survive 20 waves and defeat the frustratingly powerful boss at the end.
While there’s no permanent progression apart from unlocking new characters, the replayability is decently high thanks to the sheer number of characters and almost unlimited ways to combine weapons and items to create unique builds.
Brotato is a $4.99 premium game without ads or iAPs. The fact that we’re altering our stats through items instead of unlocking abilities really spoke to my inner RPG fan, and it personally makes Brotato one of my favorites in the genre.
App Store: Here

QuestLord [Game Size: 38 MB] ($5.99)

Genre: RPG / Adventure - Offline
Orientation: Portrait
Required Attention: Some
tl;dr review by AlexSem:
QuestLord is an old-school open-world dungeon-crawling RPG that sets us out on an epic journey to defeat a dark lord and establish peace across our troubled lands.
Our goal is to traverse a large dangerous world while fighting angry monsters, collecting valuable loot, gaining experience, and increasing the three main stats that define our specialization, such as warrior, rogue, or mage. These specializations also slightly alter the way we can approach the obstacles we meet on our way.
Completing quests is another key part of the gameplay. These often require us to venture into a distant part of the land to either slay a beast or retrieve a specific item. At least there is no penalty for failure, because if we die, we simply restart from the most recent checkpoint.
As expected, the game becomes repetitive over time – especially since the actions we perform are always the same. Thankfully, the scenery and enemies constantly change, so the journey itself isn’t boring.
The art style may seem overly simplistic, but it serves its purpose well, and while navigating the menu poses some challenges at first, there aren’t many screens to move between. Personally, my biggest issue was the lack of strafe controls, which are common for this type of game.
QuestLord is a $5.99 premium game without ads or iAPs. It’s one of those classics from the early ages of mobile gaming that still holds up to this day and provides many hours of entertainment for all fans of quality dungeon-crawling RPGs.
App Store: Here

Mr. Mine [Game Size: 96 MB] (Free)

Genre: Idle / Incremental / Simulation - Offline
Orientation: Portrait
Required Attention: Little (idle)
tl;dr review by NimbleThor:
Mr. Mine is an incremental idle game that started out as a browser game before being remastered for PC in 2020, and mobile in 2022.
The objective of the game is to collect different resources by continuously expanding our mine. We start by launching our drill and hiring our first miner. While the drill starts digging through the ground, our miners collect resources from every floor the drill has reached.
As we get further down, we get more resources and unlock new types. We can sell these for money used to hire more miners or spend it on upgrading our drill, storage, and much more – all of which help speed things up.
Apart from this core gameplay loop, we eventually also start finding dungeons that last for 30 minutes. If we notice one of these, we can send drones down to collect special resources and buffs. We also encounter buildings that let us trade resources for a limited time, and unlock scientists that we can send out on missions. Oh, and there's combat too.
Overall, there’s a good mix of active and idle elements, with the active parts only being necessary if you want to progress faster.
The art-style and UI aren’t amazing. But in my opinion, that’s okay as the game is simple, and it’s easy to understand what’s going on and what we need to do.
The biggest downsides are the several bugs that may appear when you first launch the game, specifically regarding changing language. It’s a great game once you get into it, but hopefully, these issues get resolved fast.
Mr. Mine monetizes via iAPs for tickets used to buy chests that can include money, resources, or buffs. These are not at all necessary to enjoy the game.
App Store: Here

Unicycle Legend (Game Size: 159 MB] (Free)

Genre: Platform / Arcade / Indie - Offline
Orientation: Landscape
Required Attention: Full
tl;dr review by Juan:
Unicycle Legend is a fun silly platform game where we attempt to keep our character balanced on its unicycle while completing a series of short challenges that involve bottomless pits, platforms, bombs, balls, and many other obstacles.
We control our character by moving forward or backward on our unicycle, which causes our character to rotate and lose balance if done too hastily. The goal is to reach the finish line in each level without falling over.
The easiest stages simply have us move forward while keeping our balance, but the more elaborate ones take our patience to the limit by forcing us to calculate our trajectory, avoid moving walls, escape from spiders, and much more. The game truly is full of nasty surprises.
Each stage is a unique challenge, which keeps the game fun and engaging throughout all 120 levels. And while the obstacles change, the key mechanic remains the same; time and plan your moves carefully to avoid falling or getting trapped.
Since this is a bit of a rage-quit game – not too unlike “QWOP”, the controls are fairly simple but still take quite some time to get accustomed to. The graphics aren’t spectacular, but they don’t ruin the experience either, and the entire game can be completed in a few hours.
Unicycle Legend monetizes via a single iAP to remove the ads that appear after approximately every 10th death. We can also watch ads to unlock skins that are not necessary to enjoy the game.
Ultimately, it’s a pretty simple and nice little game that will keep you entertained for a while if you enjoy hardcore silly platformers. It might even get a laugh or two out of you due to the hilarious ways your character can die.
App Store: Here
Special thanks to the Patreon Producers "marquisdan", "Lost Vault", "Farm RPG", and "Mohaimen" who help make these posts possible through their Patreon support <3
Google Sheet of all games I've played so far (searchable and filter-able): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bf0OxtVxrboZqyEh01AxJYUUqHm8tEfh-Lx-SugcrzY/edit?usp=sharing
TL;DR Video Summary (with gameplay) of last week's games: https://youtu.be/ED1TnAyhKko
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This story is based off of "Autopilot" on Nosleep by user u/Skarjo
Please go read the original story as it's really good and one of my favorites! I'll link it down below in the comments.
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Have you ever forgotten your phone?
When did you realize you’d forgotten it? I’m guessing you didn’t just smack your forehead and exclaim ‘damn’ randomly, did you. The realization probably didn’t dawn on you spontaneously. More likely, you reached for your phone, pawing open your pocket or handbag, and were momentarily confused by it not being there. Then you did a mental restep of the morning’s events.
Shit.
In Slushi’s case, her phone’s alarm had woken up as usual but she realized the battery was lower than she had expected. She had gotten this new phone and it had this tendency to have its battery drained a lot faster than her old phone whenever she used it. So, she plugged it in and left it on her counter as she took a shower instead of her bag as usual. It was a momentary slip in her routine but that’s all it took. Once in the shower, her brain got into its usual routine, forgetting about her one slip-up from the routine.
Forgotten.
This isn’t just a cause of Slushi being clumsy, as she later researched. This was a recognized brain function. Your brain doesn’t just work on one level, it works on many. Like, when you’re walking somewhere, you think about your destination and avoiding hazards, but you don’t need to think about keeping your legs moving properly. If you did, the entire world would turn into one massive hilarious QWOP cosplay. Slushi wasn’t thinking about regulating her breathing, she was thinking whether she’d go to the mall to grab some materials for her new cosplay. She wasn’t thinking about moving her breakfast through her intestines, she was wondering whether she'd be able to drop off Sody Pop at school and pick him up on time or have his mom, Sassparilla, chew her out and give her some long speech. This is the thing; there’s a level of your brain that just deals with routine, so that the rest of the brain can think about other things.
Think about it. Think about your last commute. What do you actually remember? Little, if anything, probably. Most common journeys blur into one, and recalling any one in particular is scientifically proven to be difficult. Do something often enough and it becomes routine. Keep doing it and it stops being processed by the thinking bit of the brain and gets relegated to a part of the brain dedicated to dealing with routine. Your brain keeps doing it, without you thinking about it. Soon, you think about your route to work as much as you do keeping your legs moving when you walk. As in, not at all.
Most people call it autopilot. But there’s danger there. If you have a break in your routine, your ability to remember and account for the break is only as good as your ability to stop your brain going into routine mode. Slushi’s ability to remember her phone being on the counter is only as reliable as her ability to stop her brain entering ‘morning routine mode’ which would dictate that her phone is actually in her bag. But, she didn’t stop her brain from entering routine mode. She got in the shower as normal. Routine started. Exception forgotten.
Autopilot engaged.
Her brain was back in the routine. She showered, before getting ready for the day and chatted with Fwench Fwy, who told the weather today was gonna be amazing, Slushi smiled at them. She gave Sody Pop his breakfast and loaded him into the car. He was so adorable, it made her heart melt, mumbling something about the sun and it being too hot that day, saying it stopped from having a nap. Sody Pop was always too energetic. She then left. That was her routine. It didn’t matter that her phone was on the counter, charging silently. Her brain was in the routine and in the routine her phone was in her bag. This is why she forgot her phone. Not clumsiness. Not negligence. Nothing more, just her brain entering routine mode and over-writing the exception.
Autopilot engaged.
She left to do her activities with her friends. It’s a swelteringly hot day already. The sun had been burning since before her traitorously absent phone woke her. The steering wheel was burning hot to the touch when she sat down. She remembered Sody Pop shifting in his seat to get away from the glare of the sun. But, Slushi spent some time with her friends, shopping, playing, and having a good time. It wasn’t until she had absentmindedly reached her for her phone that the illusion broke. She did a mental restep. She suddenly remembered the dying battery. She remembered putting it on to charge. She remembered leaving it there.
Her phone was on the counter.
Autopilot disengaged.
Again, therein lies the danger. Until you have that moment, the moment you reach for your phone and shatter the illusion, that part of the brain is still in routine mode. It has no reason to question the facts of the routine; that’s why it’s a routine. Attrition of repetition. It’s not as if anyone could say ‘why didn’t you remember your phone? Didn’t it occur to you? How could you forget? You must be negligent’; this is to miss the point. Slushi’s brain told her that the routine was completed as normal, despite the fact that it wasn’t. It wasn’t that she had forgotten her phone. According to her brain, according to the routine, her phone was in her bag. Why would she think to question it? Why would she check? Why would she suddenly remember, out of nowhere, that her phone was on the counter? Her brain was wired into the routine and the routine was that her phone was in her bag.
The day continued to bake. The morning haze gave way to the relentless fever heat of the afternoon. Tarmac bubbled. The direct beams of heat threatened to crack the pavement. People swapped coffees for iced smoothies. Jackets discarded, sleeves rolled up, ties loosened, brows mopped. The parks slowly filled with sunbathers and BBQ’s. Window frames threatened to warp. The thermometer continued to swell. Thank fuck the places Slushi were at had air conditioning.
But, as ever, the furnace of the day gave way to a cooler evening. Another day, another dollar. Slushi was still pretty frustrated with herself for forgetting her phone. She couldn’t worry about it now, she had to drop Sody Pop at his house. The day's heat had baked the inside of the car, releasing a horrible smell from somewhere. When she arrived on the driveway, the stones crunching comfortingly under her tires, Sassparilla looked confused.
“Where’s Sody Pop?”
Fuck.
As if the phone wasn’t bad enough. After everything she’d left Sody Pop at the fucking school after all. She immediately sped back to the school. She got to the door and started practicing what excuse she’d use, wondering vainly if she could come up with a believable reason for leaving him there for thirty minutes other than a “I forgot”. She saw a piece of paper stuck to the door as she came closer.
“Due to vandalism overnight, please use the side door. Today only.”
“Overnight? What? The door was fine this morni-”
She froze. Her knees shook.
Vandals. A change in the routine.
Her phone was on the counter.
She hadn’t been here this morning.
Her phone was on the counter.
She’d driven past because she was too focused on what plans she had today. She never dropped off Sody Pop.
Her phone was on the counter.
He moved his seat. She hadn’t seen him in the mirror.
Her phone was on the counter.
He’d fallen asleep out of the sun. He didn’t speak when she drove past his school.
Her phone was on the counter.
He’d changed the routine.
Her phone was on the counter.
He’d changed the routine and she’d forgotten to drop him off.
Her phone was on the counter.
9 hours. That car. That baking sun. No air. No water. No power. No help. That heat. A steering wheel too hot to touch.
That smell.
She walked to the car door. Numb. Shock.
She opened the door.
Her phone was on the counter and Sody Pop was dead.
Autopilot disengaged.

[This story is a bit blurry to me but, I'll try to recall it. It's the opposite of IDontWorkHere]This was several years ago or so before my father passed away. When I used to be in Elementary School, we would have these "Safe Key". Where your parent/guardian is late to pick you up, you'll be hanging out in a small auditorium. This will be important to know. One day, my father was late to pick me up and was asked to stay in the auditorium till my father comes to pick me up.
What it felt like a short wait, my dad arrives. He comes through the office to look for me(the auditorium is connected to the office). When my father came, he was pissed or something. He ended up arguing with this lady(I'll call her Ms. Feathers) who was mostly just looking after us. We all just sat bewildered at my father who was arguing with our school Principal, Ms. Feathers. There were about 10 or 12 kids just watching there. Some just probably ignored. He didn't know at first either and assumed it was the regular staff, I'm guessing. When he saw me, he told me we're going. Then when we're in the car, I silently laugh saying, "You know, you were arguing with the principal, Ms. Feathers, right?" He looked at me in complete shock and said sorry to her a few days after.
To this day, it's still funny to remember. But since he passed away a few months back, this will be my favorite memory.
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Edit: This is crossposted to a right subreddit, thanks for the suggestion u/QwopMob4!

I've posted this and past reports in another sub, but it's a lot of work and seems to fit the theme of this sub, so hopefully it will be of interest here too.
Only two of these 83 games (NBA 2K20 and Total Extreme Wrestling 2020) were individually purchased; the rest are from bundles, the $1 Xbox PC Game Pass deal or, in one case (Iratus: Lord of the Dead) a gift. Please excuse those few from breaking the theme of the sub; the rest at least should fit!
I haven't bought a bundle since February, and don't plan to buy any individual games in the near future. Between that and continuing to work from home for at least a few more months, hopefully I can keep making progress on the backlog.

Games I completed

Game	Hours
Override - Mech City Brawl	2
Do Not Feed the Monkeys	6
The Journey Down chapter 1	1.4
The Journey Down chapter 2	2
The Journey Down chapter 3	2
Children of Morta	??
The Deed	1
Night Call	8
Middle Earth: Shadow of War	32
The Mooseman	1.8
Beat Cop	6
Beholder 2	12
Wandersong	10
Deep Sky Derelicts	16
Sinless	1.6
Disgaea	50
Torment: Tides of Numenera	22
Gas Guzzlers Extreme	11
Whispers of a Machine	3
Unavowed	??
Iratus: Lord of the Dead	28
Phantom Doctrine	30
Late Shift	3
Book of Demons	14
Eliza	6
Just Cause 4	19
Analogue: A Hate Story	2
Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition	17
What Remains of Edith Finch	2
Kentucky Route Zero	7.6
911 Operator	10
Wasteland 3	??
The Warlock of Firetop Mountain	8
Mass Effect: Andromeda	61
Costume Quest 2	6.5
Neighbours Back From Hell	5.7
Loren the Amazon Princess	11.5
Night in the Woods	??
Yes, Your Grace	??
Spiritfarer	??

Other games

Game	Hours
Observer	3
Kingsway	??
Two Point Hospital	20
Star Trek: Bridge Crew	2
Mind: Path to Thalamus	2
The Darkness II	4
Bounty Train	6
Crypt of the Necrodancer	2
Deponia	1.5
Company of Heroes 2 + DLC	5
Castlestorm	5
This is the Police 2	6
VoidExpanse	4
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator	2
Legends of Eisenwald	3
Door Kickers	1.3
GOD EATER RESURRECTION	5
Sentinels of the Multiverse	4
Pathfinder: Kingmaker	50
Martial Arts Brutality	6
Train Valley 2	10
Love is Dead	3
Joe Dever's Lone Wolf Remastered	7
Underrail	6
Final Dusk	2
War Tech Fighters	6
Aegis Defenders	2.4
Crusader Kings 3	??
Hatoful Boyfriend	??
Reigns: Game of Thrones	??
Super Sanctum TD	3
Xenonauts	1.6
Wuppo	2
The Long Journey Home	2
Valhalla Hills	3.1
Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered	3.1
Out of the Park Baseball 21	??
Total Extreme Wrestling 2020	??
Football Manager 20	~12
Greedfall	~7
NBA 2K20	140
Cook, Serve, Delicious 3	46
Slay the Spire	??

Top & bottom 10s

Favourite games
1) What Remains of Edith Finch
2) Unavowed
3) Wandersong
4) Book of Demons
5) Iratus: Lord of the Dead
6) Middle Earth: Shadow of War
7) The Warlock of Firetop Mountain
8) Mass Effect: Andromeda
9) NBA 2K20
10) Cook, Serve, Delicious 3
Least Favourite games
1) This is the Police 2
2) The Darkness 2
3) Deponia
4) Greedfall
5) Mind: Path to Thalamus
6) Underrail
7) The Long Journey Home
8) Joe Dever's Lone Wolf Remastered
9) Beat Cop
10) The Journey Down

Comments - warning, wall of text follows!

Completed

Override - Mech City Brawl
Mildly entertaining mech battling game with a very short campaign.
Do Not Feed the Monkeys
Not bad as time management/puzzlers go. It can be a bit repetitive and obscure at times, but there are some rewarding surprises.
The Journey Down chapter 1
The Journey Down chapter 2
The Journey Down chapter 3
I didn’t particularly enjoy these; the puzzles were a bit obscure at times and the story didn’t interest me much. The Caribbean setting did make for a decent change of pace at least.
Children of Morta
This was high on my wishlist, but I’m glad I played it through the Xbox pass rather than buying it.
It’s a “story-driven roguelike”.
Unfortunately, the latter is not that strong. It comes with a variety of distinct characters, but funnels you into playing as them even if you don’t want to through a combination of bonuses (you have to get each character to a certain level to earn their universal bonus) and cooldowns. While thematically appropriate, it becomes grindy and frustrating to play a character who is not enjoyable. The cooldowns in particular are irritating, especially against the final boss. Having to wait for a cooldown to play as your preferred character feels like something out of an FTP mobile game.
Then there’s the story. It’s delivered with such melodramatic gravitas, such ponderous self-importance, that it would serve better as a parody. There’s no nuance to it - as if the baddies being called the Corruption and being frightfully ugly was too subtle, they are also shown picking on animals, a pregnant woman and cute bots. It even spells out the (obvious) moral of the tale at the end.
It’s like a pre-teen cartoon, delivered as if it’s a literary masterwork. Utterly cringeworthy.
The Deed
A fairly neat concept – an extremely brief story where your actions all relate to the ending, thus allowing for it to be replayed a number of times. It’s not especially good in any respect, but it’s a mildly interesting diversion.
Night Call
As a set of vignettes, Night Call is perfectly fine. It might make for a decent short story collection. As a game, it's a shambles.
The design is awful.
In the map section, you can click on potential passengers or investigation locations. The former are identified by one of 70 small black and white portraits, the latter are not identified at all. The former tend to blur together (a problem, as you cannot access your suspect list from this screen), the latter are just infuriating when you want to follow up a particular suspect but have no idea what each location is. There's a money system which I simply ignored, apparently without effect.
Conversations are the game's high point, but there's no way to fast-forward through them. Even on your second investigation you'll get repeats, and they quickly become a chore. The time limit and randomness mean you may be unable to complete some storylines (which involve multiple conversations), so you are forced to sit through the same conversation time and again in an effort to get through the storyline.
The investigation screen is worse, a mess of haphazardly gathered clues of a few words. Some have automatic connections to suspects; all you can do with the rest is drag them around or fade them. In each of the three investigations I wound up with several clues pointing to each suspect. I simply picked the one with the most clues linked to them and was right each time. No thought required.
Then there are the bugs. First, it tried to melt my CPU with 450fps. Counter-intuitively, turning VSync OFF resolved this; I had to go to a nine-month old thread for this tip. A particular conversation broke movement for a night (frustrating as the investigation only has 6 nights - and another previously-reported bug). The game simply became unresponsive after another conversation, forcing a quit to the menu (losing the day's progress). Clicking on some passengers doesn't work at all, for no apparent reason. Some dialogue options are cut off by the edge of the screen.
In short, it's a mess.
The writing's quite good - frequently entertaining, often amusing, sometimes even touching - but the game around it is so poor that I couldn't force myself through another investigation even to complete the storylines which interested me.
Middle Earth: Shadow of War
I loved the original. While this was fine, it fell a bit short. The sieges were an interesting concept, but wound up being pretty tedious to do in practice – most of my time was spent running around healing my allies, and they never had the grand or chaotic scope I hoped for. The nemesis system also seemed a bit overshadowed by the scale of the game. I may have had some interesting history with a character, but I’d easily forget it after having jumped back and forth across various regions, all with their own set of characters. A decent game, just not one which blew me away as the original did.
The Mooseman
Reminds me a lot of Never Alone; a gorgeously presented game based on ancient myth, with some light puzzling. Enjoyable for its brief span.
Beat Cop
Busywork with mild variations, amid a parody/homage ‘80s backdrop, all leading to an abrupt single-screen ending so shallow that I wondered why I bothered to get there. Moderately interesting in a mindless way, but eminently missable.
Beholder 2
The original Beholder was a taut, tense experience. The sequel's attempt to expand its scope has, sadly, led to an inferior experience.
The padding through poor minigames is a major problem. The second and third are particularly bad. The former feels like an attempt to ape Papers, Please - deal with a series of applications in accordance with an ever-changing set of rules. However, the rules often don't apply, in which case you can choose one of several options - all of which are meaningless. There are no consequences. Perhaps the intent is to capture the cold bureaucracy, but it feels more like mindless busywork. Worse is the latter. The minigame itself is bland enough, but every act comes with the same fifteen-second (I timed it) animation. You have to complete ten for a paltry reward - that's two and a half minutes while the same animation plays. Need to do a few more sets? You'd better have a book handy, because you're going to have a lot of idle time.
These dull minigames break up the momentum of the story.
Other aspects break the immersion. Sneaking into somebody's home in Beholder was a dangerous experience - you ran the risk of being caught and facing consequences. Here, you can break into somebody's office, hack their computer and search their desk right in front of them without any issue. Stealing something from their desk will be captured by security cameras and will get you fined, but planting something in their desk goes unnoticed. It's nonsensical and detracts from the atmosphere the game tries to create.
The story is...there. I didn't care by the end, either because I'd been worn down by the minigames and obtuse objective paths, or because it was never interesting in the first place.
Quite a letdown after a good first game
Wandersong
Heartwarming, full of character and genuinely enjoyable to play.
Deep Sky Derelicts
A solid little tactics game. I wish it made more of its concept – the ability to rotate party members (rather than being limited to three, and having to permanently remove someone to make a change) would make a big difference, and it gets a bit grindy – but ultimately it’s pretty satisfying.
Sinless
A generic cyberpunk tale with no real challenge (it’s essentially a VN, with very light puzzling). The writing isn’t especially good, so there’s not really anything to recommend it aside from moderately interesting music.
Disgaea
I played this many years ago on an emulator, but never finished it. It didn’t hold up quite as well as I remembered – while the writing is surprisingly good at times, the story goes off a cliff mid-way through and the voice acting ranges from entertainingly bad to just bad. I didn’t mind the grind too much, but it overwhelmed me when I started Etna mode – shame, because I was interested enough in the new perspective to give that a go.
Torment: Tides of Numenera
Planescape Torment was one of my favourite games as a kid, but for some reason it took me years to get on to this. As it turns out, it wasn’t anything particularly special. There were some definite highlights, with interesting stories and imaginative characters. However, the game design was a bit lacklustre. Combat was unnecessarily convoluted, while party design was strangely limited – for some reason I couldn’t obtain one companion, which left me with a very one-note party sorely lacking in might. The game promises that interesting consequences can come from failure, but that never seemed to be the case for me. Interesting enough, but far from a classic.
Gas Guzzlers Extreme
I thought I’d lost my love for the road-battling genre after poor experiences in Mad Max and Road Redemption, but this was a lot of fun.
Whispers of a Machine
Not as good as I’d heard – the detective elements are underplayed, and neither the writing nor voice acting are particularly good. Not bad, but forgettable.
Unavowed
I’m not normally one for P&C, but this was great. Maybe it’s because it leans a little more to the RPG side of things, with party selection (and banter!), impactful choices and quite light puzzles. Well written and entertaining throughout.
Iratus: Lord of the Dead
This is an example of Early Access done right. I first played mid-way through the EA phase, then came back for the full release. The differences are significant - not mere rebalancing, but fundamental changes to mechanics - yet it all works cohesively thanks to the devs' attention to feedback and detail.
The game itself is an excellent example of the roguelike tactics genre. It was rewarding to find effective combos of minions, and challenging to have those combos negated by a different set of enemies which functioned in a very different way.
Despite the wide variety of minions and enemies, the game does a fine job of keeping that variety within readily understood mechanics. While new enemies might throw out my old strategy, I understood how they did so, which allowed me to work on new counters to them.
It's a well-presented, well-balanced, carefully designed game with plenty of content - well worth a go.
Phantom Doctrine
Mediocre tactics/spy game. The story is dreadfully dull – I stopped paying attention mid-way through – and while the tactics aspect can be fun, it does suffer from repetition.
Late Shift
I’m always a sucker for FMV games, and this was decent enough. There was surprising variety in branches of the story, though it was frustrating that you couldn’t skip or even speed up portions you’d already seen.
Book of Demons
Very solid ARPG/roguelike. The card mechanics and variety of enemies made this consistently enjoyable and challenging. Some of the mechanics were quite clever, though perhaps a little too clever. It may be fun to have to catch spinning stars and replace your cards after being stunned the first few times, but when the AI spams stun moves at you every few seconds it can be a bit irritating!
Eliza
An enjoyable VN. While the choices are very limited – indeed, the only real choices come quite close to the end – the story and its delivery (the voice acting is surprisingly good) were engrossing enough that I was invested when the time came to shape the story. It also has a quite addictive and challenging card game!
Just Cause 4
Perfectly fine for a couple of dozen hours of mindless entertainment. It got a bit repetitive, but the sheer silliness and bombastic nature of the gameplay prompted a few laughs.
Analogue: A Hate Story
A brief and fairly forgettable VN. The writing and presentation are decent enough.
Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition
A solid GTA-like. The story was predictable, and the gameplay surprisingly easy, but it was fine.
What Remains of Edith Finch
Was a bit sceptical about whether this would live up to the hype, but it did. A remarkable, moving experience.
Kentucky Route Zero
I’m not sure that I ever really understood it, and it annoyed me at times, but it remained intriguing and strange enough to stick with it to the end. “Floor three: bears” did make me laugh much more than it should have.
911 Operator
911 Operator is a good concept with a wobbly execution. Worth a go if you can get it cheap.
First, the positives. - It is quite accessible, partly because it simply isn't very deep, but it is cleanly presented and has a useful integrated tutorial. - The variety of staff, vehicles and equipment offers a sense of progress and strategy. - The operator is reasonably well voiced. - Branching calls with random elements provide some variety and the occasional surprise the first few times. - You can download a vast array of maps. It's fun to play in your own town. - Above all, the concept is fun.
It's not without its flaws, though. - After playing through the career mode (4-5 hours), you've pretty much heard it all. The replayability is thus limited. - The English is a bit off at times, seemingly translated from another language. Most of that is in written form, but it was amusing to hear a voice actor utter the word "bursted". - Some of the calls unfairly penalise the player. Looking at you, Kitchen Fire, where you'll be punished for not sending emergency services despite the caller successfully putting out their fire on your correct instructions.
It's a nice idea overall; hopefully lessons have been learned for the sequel.
Wasteland 3
It’s…okay. Not bad, but lacking anything really special to set it above the pack of decent RPGs.
Combat’s quite good, with a nice variety of skills and strategies. Writing is generally decent, though it does try a little too hard to be wacky at times. The best bit were the songs, from some genuinely eerie backgrounds to battles to a surprise cover during the post-game recap.
These are balanced by some flaws. Performance is poor, with frequent framerate drops in combat on a system with an i7 9700 and GTX 1080, running off an M2 drive. One early battle was so bad as to be almost unplayable. Character balance seems off. Brawling is overpowered, and battles got much easier as the game went on. The final portion of the game was unsatisfying. While nowhere near as bad as Wasteland 2, where it felt like they just ran out of money and tacked on a clumsy ending, this is more a product of questionable writing - not least the late-game "twist" of a nature which is fast becoming a gaming cliche. Oh, and quests with unclear timed fail states are just evil.
All up - fine, but nothing special.
The Warlock of Firetop Mountain
Much as I loved Fighting Fantasy books as a kid, their digital adaptations have tended to be uninspired and/or poorly executed. This, however, is a pleasant exception.
The highlight is the range of characters to choose from. They each have their own backstory, skills, traits and quests. While you are making your way through essentially the same dungeon, the experience is different each time. One character might avoid an encounter altogether, while another will charge in headfirst. An encounter which is entirely insignificant for one character may be the quest goal for another. It makes for plenty of replayability and strategy.
The combat, unlike many Fighting Fantasy games, is well implemented. While dice rolls still play their part, it's mostly about identifying enemy patterns and utilising character skills - each character has different attacks which can greatly change the approach to combat.
Add in nice presentation and solid writing, and this is a gem.
Mass Effect: Andromeda
Certainly did not make a good first impression, with its jankiness (Skyrim-jumping up mountains is bad enough, but doing it in a vehicle is beyond the pale) and often clumsy writing (the hamhanded attempts to explain game mechanics in story terms stuck out), but the characters grew on me much more than most games and I found myself genuinely enjoying a lot of their dialogue.
Costume Quest 2
A neat if forgettable experience
Neighbours Back From Hell
Surprisingly appeared in my library; apparently I activated the original two games from a bundle years ago. They are quite clunky (notably one section which was unplayable with a controller as there was no prompt to use an item) and plainly low budget, but it has its moments of amusement and challenge.
Loren the Amazon Princess
A reasonably good tactics/VN game. The former is stronger than the latter - I found the writing rather trite - but it's not too bad overall.
Night in the Woods
I was a little torn on this. While it was genuinely funny at times, and reminded me a lot of Oxenfree (which is one of my favourite games), I never quite connected with some of the characters - frankly, I didn't like the main character much at all, and it was only late in the game that I came to at least understand her.
Yes, Your Grace
A lot more enjoyable than Reigns, at least, with a decent enough story carrying me through some often difficult supply management.
Spiritfarer
Gorgeously presented (the music in particular stands out) and good-natured, but it never quite connected with me as much as some other games which cover similar themes of dealing with death - Rakuen, To the Moon, Finding Paradise and Last Day of June, for instance. I think the problem is that it veils its characters too much - much of what I know about them came from wikis than the game itself - and it requires a fair bit of grinding at times. A tighter and less obtuse story would have been more impactful.

Others

Observer
As a straight cyberpunk detective game this would be great. Amazing atmosphere, stand-out characters, compelling work from Rutger Hauer.
Unfortunately, the horror aspects constantly drag it down. The mind sequences are tedious and frustrating. Fumbling around a gloomy area in a pixel hunt while "spooky" sounds play on a loop is not in any way an enjoyable or interesting experience, and the horror fast loses its edge.
Add in some bugs - I never managed to properly finish the Divided Minds quest because it crashed every time I made a choice - and I'm not going to waste any more time on it.
Kingsway
A nice throwback to old-school RPGs – not just in gameplay, but in its Win95-aping interface. Not interesting enough for me to push through its challenging difficulty, but fun for a time.
Two Point Hospital
Cute enough, and with a reasonable level of strategy, but the campaign is a repetitive drip-feed which fast becomes tiresome. Having to start a whole new hospital every time just for one minor new feature is mere busywork.
Star Trek: Bridge Crew
The selling points of this are VR and co-op. I didn’t have access to either, so was left with a dull game.
Mind: Path to Thalamus
Looks gorgeous in screenshots, but not nearly as impressive in action (juddery on a i7 9700K and GTX 1080) and riddled with infuriating puzzles (invisible staircases are the WORST).
The Darkness II
The Darkness II feels like it was written and designed by a committee of 13-year-old boys. I imagine it went something like this:
“Hey, what if our character was in the mafia…and had demon arms…that could rip people in half! And he had a little demon companion…who pees and farts! Hahaha! And we can have a level in a brothel, and peek in the doors! Oooh, we’re so edgy!”
It’s just a constant cringefest - the laughable attempts at philosophising, the constant clichés, the dialogue, the characterisation…
Decent gameplay might have salvaged it, but its one mildly interesting trick – light sapping your power – is run into the ground at a rapid rate. Add in some clumsy kb&m controls, and it’s painful to play.
Bounty Train
Dull and repetitive with sharp difficulty spikes in its convoluted combat.
Crypt of the Necrodancer
Nice concept and great music, but a bit too tough for me.
Deponia
Utterly unintuitive puzzles and unfunny humour with horrible characters.
Company of Heroes 2 + DLC
I spent half an hour stuck in the sole tutorial because something failed to trigger, which pretty much summed up the game. The campaign is a painfully drawn-out paint-by-numbers extended tutorial; I lost interest after a few missions.
Castlestorm
Decent enough castle-battling game, but the castle destruction is pretty wonky and it feels a bit repetitive after a while.
This is the Police 2
Pure, unadulterated rubbish.
Ahem. Deep breath, step back.
I play a lot of games. Most fade into the realm of decent to mediocre. Once in a while, something breaks into the extreme end. A beautiful, inspiring experience, perhaps, or something so bewilderingly bad as to sear itself into my memory. This is in the latter category.
It opens with interminable cutscenes amid a tutorial. Other reviewers have remarked on that point, so I was forewarned. I was willing to bear through it in hope that, once past that hump, the game would improve. Perhaps, I thought, they were too quick to judge. That hope was misplaced.
Let's return to the cutscenes. Toe-curlingly, embarrassingly, painfully bad. It's not just the opening, but persistent through the six hours I managed to stomach before giving up. Bizarre caricatures spouting nonsense which just goes on and on. Frye's introduction in particular was just so jaw-droppingly stupid that I half expected that the game was an elaborate hidden-camera show and the devs were going to pop out of my wardrobe laughing any moment. The art is, frankly, ugly. If the scenes weren't long enough as it was, I'd be tempted to rewind just to see what the hell some frames were meant to be.
Then there's gameplay which can be broken into two aspects, dispatch and tactical.
The dispatch stuff could have been interesting - I loved Emergency back in the day, and 911 Operator is great. However, it's mostly shallow choose-your-own-adventure stuff, with so much nonsense from your crew (won't work with women, won't work with lower-rated partners, drunk, etc) that it's more annoying than interesting.
Sidenote - what tone is this game going for? It seems to bounce all over the place.
Tactical is even worse. It's done far better in other games, from XCOM to Phantom Doctrine and many others. It's clumsy, slow, often unfair (with potentially big consequences for failure) and the tutorial does stuff-all explaining it.
Oh, and there are fail states which just pop up willy-nilly - as if the game wasn't bad enough, get ready to replay chunks of it.
In a word - ugh.
VoidExpanse
Solid enough space ARPG, but not enough to keep me grinding.
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Fun concept and briefly amusing, but not something I felt inclined to play for more than a couple of hours.
Legends of Eisenwald
An extremely slow and dull adventure/tactics game which made no impression on me.
Door Kickers
A tactics game which was well-optimised for repeated playthroughs of levels but otherwise unremarkable.
GOD EATER RESURRECTION
Yeah, this didn’t do it for me at all. Tedious and very brief battles over and over, amid grating anime tropes. I own the sequel but won't even bother trying that.
Sentinels of the Multiverse
Fun little superhero board game.
Pathfinder: Kingmaker
On paper (apt, given its origin), sounds great - party-based CRPG plus kingdom management. What could go wrong? As it turns out, a few things.
Combat is not enjoyable at all, and there's a hell of a lot of it. The difficulty spikes have been pointed out in other reviews, and I can only echo them. It is not helped by the way that characters start off overloaded with abilities; when combined with the difficulty and limited party AI, the micromanagement involved causes combat to drag on interminably.
Kingdom management is even less enjoyable. It's built around a quite specific meta - fail to make certain choices (including, unforgivably, story choices) and progress in a certain manner, and you'll be beset by problems. As much as I hated making story choices to suit kingdom management, the pile of inaccessible options without those choices was even more infuriating. Even then it's replete with frustrations, and you can't delegate to the AI because it's dreadful in this respect.
The sad thing is that I actually enjoyed the writing enough to try to push through. Some of the characters are endearing, and I found some of the side quests engrossing (the main quest not so much).
Even then, I couldn't bring myself to finish the game - the final quest seemed to drag on forever, and it got to the point where I couldn't force myself ahead any more.
Sidenote, the magical lantern mechanic is the absolute pits. Apparently there's a sequel coming; even if it improves the combat and kingdom management, I'm not going anywhere near it if the accursed lantern is back.
Martial Arts Brutality
Not bad for a free game, and surprisingly generous with its campaign and the cards it grants, though its mobile origins are obvious.
Train Valley 2
A neat twist on the original, quite distinct mechanics in a familiar setting. It did get a bit much in the later levels, though.
Love is Dead
Nice concept and well presented, with particularly good introduction of new mechanics, but it gets way too fiddly given the sluggish controls.
Joe Dever's Lone Wolf Remastered
Joe Dever has featured on my bookshelves for decades, along with the likes of Steve Jackson, Ian Livingstone and co. A digital adaptation of his work is a fine idea, taking the strong core of the book and expanding it with greater inventory management and the like.
Sadly, it's all let down by a truly awful combat system which first dampened my enjoyment and eventually proved an impassable barrier.
It's a clumsy combo of turn-based and real-time, with quick-time events. The QTEs are a mere irritation - they are so simple that they become tedious, but complacency can lead to errors.
The main issue is that it's heavily dependent on RNG. While this is not necessarily untrue to the books, given the reliance on dice rolls, it is often flagrantly unfair. This works both ways - success can feel flat because it often depends on pure luck.
If you happen to get a debuff, or they have a few moves in a row, you'll soon be reloading. It has nothing to do with player skill, and often not even player choices - the tipping point for me was, late in a long battle, when the one remaining enemy took my entire (full) health bar with two attacks, neither of which I had the opportunity to block.
This is a particular problem given there is a hell of a lot of combat in this game - most of it against the same few types of enemies. Even the most basic enemies can take a large chunk of your health early on.
The presentation doesn't make the experience much more enjoyable. The transition from a stylised book page to combat is nice, but it's the same few enemies, animations and sounds over and over, and the player character would be booted out of the Uncanny Valley for looking too damn creepy.
In short, nice idea, rubbish combat.
Underrail
I played plenty of RPGs in the early ‘90s, including the original Fallout which this game plainly takes inspiration from. Great as some of those games were, UI and general game design have moved on a lot since then. The limits of my patience likely changed too. There might be a great game in here, but it’s buried under a poor interface and some unforgiving difficulty to the extent that it felt like a slog.
Final Dusk
A puzzle game with an interesting concept - distinct planning and action phases - but it quickly became repetitive.
War Tech Fighters
Oddly, this space mech game reminded me a lot of my absolutely favourite game as a kid - Wing Commander: Prophecy. Launch from a cap ship, visit waypoints, give orders to your wingmen, return to defend your ship from attack, etc. However, it all felt very low-budget - the same objectives and the same few voiceovers over and over to the point of tedium.
Aegis Defenders
A co-op game which doesn't seem well-balanced for a single player - boss fights were frustratingly difficult.
Crusader Kings 3
I thought I'd love this game series, but none of them have managed to capture my attention for long.
Hatoful Boyfriend
Some decent moments in the couple of playthroughs I tried, but it felt like it would need many more to make much of the story.
Reigns: Game of Thrones
Absolutely no idea what was happening.
Super Sanctum TD
Decent enough TD, but does nothing that other games haven't done better.
Xenonauts
Unpleasantly difficult and ugly.
Wuppo
Cute but boring and lacking in direction.
The Long Journey Home
Sounds great in concept - a space roguelike where you’re desperately trying to get home with dwindling resources from an unfamiliar part of space. Unfortunately, it’s inexplicably built around a clumsy Lunar Lander style minigame with controls so clunky that it’s like playing QWOP. To have that in a roguelike where errors can quickly wreck your playthrough makes for unbearable frustration.
Valhalla Hills
City-building split into tiny chunks so that you have to repeat the same initial building steps over and over again.
Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered
Some nice ideas, such as switching between a number of different characters, but the horrid controls and constant QTE events made it an unpleasant experience.
Out of the Park Baseball 21
I've played each version since 2017, and my playtime in each keeps declining. It just doesn't seem to offer much improvement to the core gameplay - much of the focus seems to be a clumsy tacked-on card collection game - and it has long since grown stale for me.
Total Extreme Wrestling 2020
A disastrous launch where pretty much every main system of the game was broken did not bode well. After over 30 patches, what's left is...boring. While I spent countless hours on previous games in the series, this has just not clicked with me at all. Progress seems much slower, which may be more realistic but it turns the game into an outright grind. It may be enjoyable if you're roleplaying, but if you're playing it as a strategy/management game there is, like previous versions, little challenge, but it's now also stagnant.
Football Manager 20
I spent thousands of hours in past instalments in this series, especially 99/00 and 2005, but it has long since become grossly bloated with features and far more focused on tactical nuances than the squad-building which interested me.
Greedfall
This was high on my wishlist, but I'm thoroughly unimpressed so far. After seven hours it was already becoming repetitive, and the turgid dialogue with florid delivery didn't inspire me to push through that.
It's written like a radio play for children.
"Ah, a note. It tells me I must find a chest." [you can read the note yourself, mind you]
"There must be a key around here somewhere." [look for five seconds and find the key]
"Ah, a key. This must open the chest that I read about in the note. There is nothing else here, I should go and open the chest."
Companions are dull as bricks and have a similar level of intellect. They throw themselves headfirst into boss fights and die in seconds, but that's okay because you can just keep running away and firing shots until the boss dies. They also repeat the same few combat lines over and over again, which is maddening.
NBA 2K20
Much of the criticism of this game has been centred on its predatory microtransactions and multiplayer aspects. I never touched those and enjoyed it thoroughly as a single-player experience (though I confess to skipping the MyPlayer story pretty much from the outset - MyLeague is where I spent most of my time). I am finding it a lot harder than the last version I played (2K17) though - either the gameplay has changed or I'm just getting old.
Cook, Serve, Delicious 3
A somewhat bold new direction after a very solid but unambitious second game. It's a mixed bag; autoserve is a godsend, the food truck setting removes a bit of investment for me, difficulty is all over the place and the voice acting ranges from somewhat endearing to awful. Generally good, but I didn't enjoy it as much as the last two.
Slay the Spire
Perfect for short game sessions, and a fine example of a game being easy to learn but hard to master.

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So, I've had the bundle for over a week now and have had the chance to try out a few titles (with even more titles downloaded on my computer that I haven't had the chance to check out yet)
Here are my game suggestions:

1. Odd Realm: Gestion-simulator, like Dwarf Fortress, Banished or Rimworld. I literally played it for 8 hours straight the first time I booted it up.
   
2. Nuclear Throne: Twin-stick shooter rogue-like, like Binding of Isaac. It's pretty hard, I still haven't beaten it once despite playing it for lile 5 hours so far, but I keep trying again because the gameplay loop is very fun. Most playable characters have fun and distinctive abilities that are fun to try out
   
3. A Short Hike: Short but amazing Collect-o-thon platformer, seriously it's so cute, play it.
   
4. Minit: Adventure dungeoneering like old school Zelda, but the twist is you die after 60 seconds and respawn at your house. Fun and not as stressful as I thought it would be for a game where you die every 60seconds.
   
5. Mewn Base: Survival gestion-sim, like Don't Starve but with no enemies and you're stranded on a planet with no oxygen. You have to build your base and survive 35 days. Once you're passed the first 3 days it becomes pretty easy to do so and I hope they add more later game content. Still, a very fun 2-4 hours for me. They recently added a creative mode so you can play around with that to see how some stuff works.
   
6. Catlateral Damage: Arcad-y platform throw-down simulator, you play a cat in first person and gotta climb around the house and throw as much stuff as you can on the ground to get points. My girlfriend had motion sickness watching me play, so watch out if you're prone to motion sickness in first person or vr games.
   
7. Hive Time: Gestion-sim, like SimCity but you run a bee hive. I've seen it compared to factorio but I haven't played factorio.
   
8. Penance: Basically old-school Doom, short but fun
   
9. Death and Taxes: Choice making story-game, like Papers Please. Choose who dies and live. You can also buy a skull fidget spinner for your desk!
   
10. A Snake's Tale: Puzzle where you guide a snake towards a hole. Super cute but kinda short, finished all the levels in like an hour and it makes me wish they were more. It reminded me of the little car game Rush Hour where you gotta move cars and trucks out of the way so the red car can ride out. Of all my games listed here, this one is the best one that I haven't seen suggested anywhere else, so I give it my hidden gem award.
    
11. Midboss: Rogue-like turn-based dungeoneering, you kill enemies and then possess them to kill and loot some more.
    
12. Spring falls: Soothing puzzle, you erode hex tiled rocks to bring water to flowers.
    
13. Intelligent Design: Evolution simulation, very obtuse but I've found 2 years old steam community discussions about how to build the most efficient plants.
    
14. Dorfromantik: Hex tiles board game, kinda like the board game Carcassone in a way, but solo and without meeples, you have to accomplish objectives to keep playing. Pretty easy, relaxing and repetitive
    
15. A Mortician's Tale: Great Story, but basically browser-flash-game level of gameplay.
    
16. Quench: Kinda Puzzle, you guide herds of african animals towards objectives like grove or water while trying not to loose too many. You got special powers like lightning, rain and wind to help your herds on their journey.
    
17. Parallax: First person platformer Puzzle, you jump on platforms and through portals between two dimensions to reach the end.
    
18. Integrate: Platformer fast-paced, reminds me of Super Meat Boy, you play a tiny red triangle and you can stick to walls and walk across them, although unlike SMB your jump distance is not incredible.
    
19. Beacon: Isometric adventure shooter, I've seen it suggested a few times, it's not really for me but I think if you liked Bastion you might like this.
    

??. Kids: This game is weird. I can't rank it. It's definitely memorable, and at ~30minutes it doesn't take too long to experience. Check it out if you're into surreal stuff
Games that are renown as good/great but that I haven't played enough of yet to put in my list:
A. Celeste: Platformer. Come on you know what Celeste is.
B. Oneshot: Quirky RPG point-and-click adventure meta, reminds me of Undertale.
C. Oxenfree: Story-driven something, haven't played yet but apparently dialogs are amazing and revolutionary.
D. Overland: Rogue-like exploration-traversal, kinda like Oregon Trails.
E. Octodad: Goofy game, you play an octopus trying to pass as a person. Controls are messed up on purpose like QWOP.
Let me know if you have tried these and want to add something, or if you have suggestions of stuff for me to try knowing what I like!
Other games I've downloaded and plan to try: 2000 to 1, 2064, Art Sqool, Death Preposterous, Depth of Extinction, Dungeon Nightmare 2, Ethereal, From Orbit, GNOG, Hidden Folks, Milkmaid of the Milky Way, Night of the Consumers, Pikuniku, Pyre, Quiet as a Stone, Starseed Pilgrim, Steam Marines 1 and 2, Tallowmere, Vilmonic

He is moving out at the end of the month but I can't wait even that long. I am ****ting and coughing blood, getting migranes when I have never gotten headaches before in my life, have a twitching nerve in my eye, and have started to randomly spasm and flail my limbs in some sort of half shuddehalf out burst reaction, all from stress from this absolute **** of a person. I am going to try to keep things brief but there is just so god damn much... You can check my posting history for previous threads about him.
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- He's the brother of my other roommate. When a previous roommate moved out to buy their own home, my other roommate said his brother needed a place, seemed perfect.
- He brought in his own cat and didn't even attempt to intricate her properly with my cats, came home and found that his cat had pissed from one end of my bedroom to the other and destroyed countless valuables knocking them off shelves/pissing on them.
- Stopped doing his own dishes after the first few weeks and literally leaves them where he finished using them. Every weekend I spend hours cleaning whatever dishes my first roommate, his brother, doesn't do for him.
- Doesn't clean up after himself at all. Lets **** cake inside the oven and microwave, fills the counters with garbage and packaging. Often will taken recycleables from the living room to the kitchen to add them to his pile when the recycling bin is outside the living room door.
- When his things break, or when he doesn't have his own, he just takes mine. Lost tons of **** due to him just taking it for his job/errands and losing them.
- When my things break, he leaves them on the counter for me to find to know they now need replacing.
- Pisses all over the toilet seat, doesn't wash his hands even after taking a **** or licking his fingers, uses his pant legs and sleeves as napkins.
- Everything he touches in my house, from walls to doors, have a brownish gray grime on them that builds up after a few DAYS after I clean them due to his dirt and feces coated fingers.
- He got chlymidia twice while living here.
- Did a bunch of drugs in high school so he has an obnoxious, nasely, rattly voice. He also rambles nonstop about anything mentioned outloud, and has told us how every previous group of friends he's had have abandoned him due to how obnoxious his rambling, rattling voice is. Still does it anyway and makes any discussion or tv watching around him impossible.
- When he eats, anything, absolutely anything, he hums and moans out loud as well as the whole eating and smacking with his mouth open. He makes every disgusting sound the human mouth is capable of and then some. The issue is due to the drug damage to his throat, he exhales while swallowing to prevent himself from choking, which makes this loud, vomit-inducing humming and moaning sound.
- Because of the drug damage he also sighs and weezes with every action he takes. He will let out a long sigh standing up, a long sigh with each step, a long sigh while reaching for the fridge, a long sigh while looking in the fridge, a long sigh when reaching into the fridge, literally every action. It's like QWOP where every key press makes him sigh out loud with his rattly, nasely voice.
- When idling/resting, he open-mouth weezes out loud.
- Pretty sure the dude's brain is friend with the absolutely stupid logic he has. For example, he thinks it's better to leave everything unlocked, from your car to your home, because if someone wants to rob them they'll break in anyway and then you have to pay for repairs as well as the lost items. So every night I have to wait until he goes to bed to make sure my house is locked or else he WILL unlock everything thinking he's protecting us.
- Speaking of waiting until he goes to bed, every single night I need to go around from one end of the house to the other collecting his dirty dishes, his empty recyclables which he stuffs under the couch when done with them (chugs a 2 litre, stuffs the bottle under the couch), his garbage (just throws wrappers and trash where he makes it), and turn off everything he left on.
- When he gets home from work the first thing he does is peel is rancid socks off and stuff them under my coffee table. There's about four pairs under there a week when I clean up on the weekend. He likes to invert them, reuse them, then discard them.
- Constantly lies like a child trying to avoid embarassment. Probably because he's consistently stoned. For example, I'll be cooking something in my oven. He'll walk in and change the temperature on me. I'll say outloud, "I'm cooking something, dude!" and he'll just blankly stare ahead at the wall. I'll go in the kitchen and change the temperature back with him following, saying, "I turned the oven on first." I open the oven and show him my cooking food and the timer counting down on the oven. "Oh well the timer was in but the oven was off." "Then HOW was the food cooking if the oven was off? Why would the timer be on?" "I don't know! The oven WAS off! Whatever!" And he'll storm off to smoke a bowl.
- He openly wet farts. Wet farts. Daily and all throughout the day.
- I told him there was no smoking cigarettes inside my house. So he set up a bowl on his window ledge for his cigarette butts when he constantly knocks over, filling my driveway with his butts. He'll go get the bowl but leaves every butt there.
- There's a cigarette butt canister on the front porch, just for him. But he's square-peg-in-round-hole stupid and can't figure out how the butts fit into the round holes on it.
- Constantly lets my dog outside and forgets about her out there. Twice during the winter I came home, no one was home, and my dog was freezing outside covered in a sheet of ice because he put her outside then drove off somewhere for a few hours.
- I don't know what the **** he did but both of my cats hiss at him when he enters the room, and they don't hiss at ANYONE. Not even the screaming, energetic neighbour's kids. But they ****ing hiss with HATE at my roommate. He did something.
- Gets food everywhere due to how he eats with his mouth open. Like I will find entire pieces of pancake between the couch cushions.
- I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN START WITH WHAT THIS GUY DID TO MY ****ING COUCH, HOLY ****. I would burn it but I don't want to release whatever will come off of it into the air, but it IS getting dumped and replaced once he's gone.
- When he cleans his bong he just scrapes the black residue onto my ****ing coffee table and leaves it there to damage the finish.
- He only showers once a week despite his job being manual labour, it goes beyond that onions and vinegar smell people get.
- Of course he eats and drinks whatever food and beverage he wants when he wants, I keep almost everything in my bedroom as a result.
- Brought black mold into my house.
- Brought fleas into my house.
- Brought silverfish into my house.
- Keeps making habitats for ants, gnats, fruit flies, and other pests.
- Does the whole thing where he guilts us for free food after we ask if he wants to pitch in on something we're ordering despite making the most money out of all of us.
- Then buys twenty dollars in snack food and consumes it all within an hour of buying it.
- Spends hours rewatching the same few dozen YouTube videos where Microsoft Sam reads his favourite Reddit posts out loud. From when he gets home to when he goes to bed, and even then he leaves them on since the audio and glow of the monitor act like a mommy reading stories with a night light to him.
- Complains he has no money or time to play the video games he wants to... despite spending a minimum of $20 a day on snacks and spending all his free time rewatching the same videos for hours (he's been sore about his brother and I enjoying Animal Crossing New Horizons on our Switches since he sold his Switch).
- Gets into a hobby, drops hundreds (if not thousands) into it, loses interest in a few months, sells it all for pennies on the dollar, repeats. Bought a Switch, bunch of controllers, accessories, etc for Pokemon Sword/Shield. Then sold it all for $100 before even playing the game because he lost interest before it released. Now he can't find a Switch to play Animal Crossing, which he would have lost interest in quickly anyway.
- Been using the same toothbrush for almost two decades, it looks like something off a century old shipwreck. Just leaves it beside the sink.
- Leaves the sink covered in hair, toothpaste spit, etc.
- Sometimes he will rinse a dirty plate with water before leaving it in the sink, even with food on it. Had to replace the sink twice since he moved in due to him putting everything from rice to grease down my sink and clogging it beyond flushing. Lectured him about it both times and both times he immediately went back to filling the sink with food and dishes the same night.
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And it's all only gotten worse since Covid-19. It has been so god damn infuriating that whenever he sits down beside me and starts his open-mouth eating and moaning, I start cursing under my breath like I have tourette's, fidgeting my hands like I'm stopping myself from compulsively punching something (or someone...), and start experiencing chest pains until I get up and leave the house (going up stairs and closing a door does not help, you can hear him on every level). I honestly feel like I'm on the verge of snapping, like I'm going to consciously black out and regain consciousness with his blood all over the place. I have had roommates for 11 years now and I have never experienced insanity like this. And I haven't even covered a half of it, as I excluded things involving his son which he gets custody of every weekend.
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Should I just tell him to get the **** out this week and refund him the fair part of this month's rent before I go insane and murder him? I feel like every single day is a limbo of me just existing with the single most inconsiderate, obkoxious, incompetant, ignorant, disgusting human being alive. I feel like I'm on the Truman Show, I'm Squidward, and he's Patrick Star, and we've been reliving the same day for months for someone's sick entertainment.
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THE GUY ****ING SHARTED ON MY COUCH, FINGERED HIS ASS, SMELLED HIS FINGERS, THEN WIPED HIS FINGERS ON MY COUCH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

Battle for Wesnoth is a high fantasy strategy game with a lot of player-made content.
Cave Story
Doki Doki Literature Club - Monika is best girl. Basically a meme at this point, but still.
Dwarf Fortress. There's a pack for it which adds regular graphics instead of ASCII art.
Elder Scrolls 1: Arena
Escape the Ayuwoki is a horror game with undead Michael Jackson. Be careful, since he can hear everything.
Fallen London is a text-based Victorian era alternate history game.
Juniper's Knot is a VN (Visual Novel) which lasts about 30 minutes. It's about a boy who meets a demon.
Katawa Shoujo is another visual novel which has multiple paths, at least one per girl and one without dating anyone. The story is about a boy who goes to a school for the physically disabled after suffering health issues.
King's Quest I: Quest for the Crown is a point and click adventure game.
King's Quest II: Romancing the Stones is the sequel to King's Quest I. Obviously.
King's Quest III is also free.
Mabinogi is a free MMORPG with anime-style art (a bit dated in the case of the 3D models, but still nice.) and tons of skills and quests.
Maplestory is a free MMORPG with chibi/anime style 2D sprites.
Maplestory 2 is a free MMORPG with chibi/anime style 3D models instead of the sprites that the first Maplestory had.
My Father's Long, Long Legs is a text-based horror game.
Narcissu 1st and 2nd is a VN about "The living who cannot help but to die and of the dying who cannot help but to live".
Nethack is another ASCII game.
Old School RuneScape is the 2007 version of the MMORPG RuneScape 3. It has a free player mode and a membership option.
Postal (The first game) is currently free on Steam. For those of you who don't know the gameplay, it's a controversial isometric shooter where you murder people. Obviously NSFW.
Quest for Glory II is free as well. It's a recreation of an older game.
QWOP is a weird game. Try it out if you want.
Realm of the Mad God is a roguelike MMO.
RuneScape 3 is a MMORPG which has a free to play version as well as a membership option. It's fantasy and... well, does it really need any introduction? RuneScape has been around for ages.
Tales of Maj'Eyal (Free version) is a roguelike RPG.
Vindictus is kind of connected to Mabinogi. It's a very different game, but the stories are apparently connected.
War Thunder is a MMO military game.

The one thousand universes are:
Real Life, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Halo, Call of Duty, Earthbound, Five Nights at Freddy’s, DC, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Pac-Man, Mega Man, Bomberman, The Lego Movie, Scooby-Doo, Super Meat Boy, Memes, Wreck-it Ralph, Skylanders, The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Goonies, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Blend S, Vocaloid, UTAU, Spyro the Dragon, The Simpsons, Futurama, Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, The Lord of the Rings, Mission, Impossible, Gremlins, Gnomeo and Juliet, Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, My Little Pony Equestria Girls, Black Rock Shooter, Lego Dimensions, Portal, Plants Vs Zombies, Machinarium, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, Baldi’s Basics, Puzzle Puppers, Crane Game Toreba, Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo, Kirby, Lego City Undercover, Ninjago, Legends of Chima, Nexo Knights, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Poptropica, Resident Evil, Peanuts, Robot Chicken, Scribblenauts, Splatoon, ARMS, Bee Movie, Shrek, Octopath Traveler, Bubsy, Drawn To Life, Drawn Together, Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Good Dinosaur, Inside Out, Captain Underpants, Timmy Failure, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Plague Inc., Sailor Moon, Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Looney Tunes, Yu Gi Oh, Beyblade, Yo-Kai Watch, Cars, Team Fortress, Half Life, The Sims, Cory In The House, Annoying Orange, My Hero Academia, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Back to the Future, Rick & Morty, Family Guy, Doki Doki Literature Club, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride, Out There, Akinator, Dragon Ball, Super Smash Bros, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lonely Wolf Treat, Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet, First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree, Contract Demon, Romance Detective, Tunnel Vision, KAIMA, Her Tears Were My Light, Mermaid Splash Passion Festival, The Twilight Zone, Disaster Log C, Yandere Simulator, Yanderella, Mikoto Nikki, Mix Ore, The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood, Makoto Mobius, You Me And Empty Words, Shihori Escape, Tsukimi Planet, Full Boko Youchien, Love Live, Menherafflesia, Roco Kingdom, Seer, Mole’s World, Hawaiian Slammers, Planes, Frozen, Tangled, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto, Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Digimon, No Matter How I Look At It It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!, I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute, THE IDOLM@STER, High School DxD, Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show, Momoe Link, Minecraft, Locked Heart, Confess my Love, Transparent Black, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Swapnote, World of Goo, Rayman, Little Inferno, Amazing Alex, Banjo - Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee, Sly Cooper, RWBY, Despicable Me, Nomad of Nowhere, Bravest Warriors, Xenoblade Chronicles, Punch Out!!, Contra, Silent Hill, Tokimeki Memorial, Spelunker, Spelunky, Zork, Bit Trip, VVVVVV, Runman Race Around the World, N, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Gradius, Zone of the Enders, I Wanna Be The Guy, Jumper, Braid, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Charlie Murder, The Emoji Movie, Castlevania, Animator vs Animation, Brave, Hello Neighbor, The Storey Treehouse, Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bayonetta, Mii, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Unikitty!, Sword Art Online, Squid Girl, Slenderman, The Flintsones, The Berenstain Bears, The Jetsons, Okami, Sushi Striker Way of the Sushido, Shovel Knight, Kid Icarus, Jurassic Park, Tom Gates, Art Academy, Fortnite, PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS, Fallout, The Land Before Time, Doctor Who, The Lego Batman Movie, Himegoto, Marchen Madchen, Bojack Horseman, Total Drama, Toradora, One Punch Man, Attack on Titan, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Wizard of Oz, Super Smosh, Alfred and Poe, Dev Guy, Valentine Panic, Seduce Me The Otome, Trick and Treat, Haruka Winter Dreams, Scratch, 9, The Problem Solverz, Animal Inspector, Liar Liar, Love or Die, MisSHAPEn Love, Pervert&Yandere, Paper Roses, BookSLEEPer, Heartbaked, Lads in Distress, Teletubbies, Thomas & Friends, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, 13 Reasons Why, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Gumby, Gravity Falls, Welcome to the Wayne, Tom and Jerry, Baka to Test, Golden Time, Searching, Taken, Charming, Ballerina, Home Improvement, The Sandlot, Flappy Bird, Swing Copters, Turbo, Pocket Protectors, BoxBoy!, The Barefoot Bandits, Letter Quest, Overcooked, Hydlide, Oh Sir!, Taco Man Plays a Video Game, Game Gramps, Pepsiman, Gamestop, VOEZ, DEEMO, Cytus, Kitten Squad, Super Mario Logan, Dr. Stone, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces of Evil, Power Rangers, Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, Planet Sheen, Dexter’s Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, The Amazing World of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Felix the Cat, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Outbreak Company, Tokyo Mew Mew, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Card Captor Sakura, Ghostmates, Smosh, Bunsen is a Beast, Coco, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Spirited Away, Becky Prim, Kim Possible, Meet the Robinsons, The Little Mermaid, Zootopia, Taiko no Tatsujin, Alien, The Lego Ninjago Movie, Gundam, The Muppets, Alf, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The X-Files, Godzilla, Final Destination, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, RoboCop, The Terminator, Saw, The Purge, 50 Shades of Grey, Tron, Dead Space, Overwatch, Fatal Fury, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Tekken, A Boy and his Blob, Ace Combat, Master Higgins, Adventures of Lolo, Aero the Acro-bat, Ape Escape, Asteroids, Battletoads, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, The Call of Cthulhu, Chibi-Robo, Frankenstein, Dracula, Boku no Pico, Burger Time, Citrus, Putt-Putt, Pajama Sam, Prison Tycoon, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Restaurant Empire, Frogger, Freddi Fish, Fatty Bear, Spy Fox, Gal Gun, Game & Watch, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, The Man With The Invisible Trousers, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Passpartout, Just Dance, Sega Hard Girls, Kinectimals, Left 4 Dead, Life is Strange, LittleBigPlanet, LovePlus, Nights, Naughty Bear, Ted, Houdini (2014 Movie), Q*bert, Pixels, Touhou Project, Toejam and Earl, The Oregon Trail, The Organ Trail, Yakuza, Mall Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon, Yukon Trail, Detention, The Nutshack, LazyTown, Purgatory, Desolate Village, The Desolate Hope, The Pilgrim’s Progress, Captain Bible, Bad Milk, Journey to the West, Death Squared, Watch_Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, Paletta, Wrecking Crew, Sara is Missing, Simulacra, Welcome to the Game, Rides with Strangers, A Normal Lost Phone, Mogeko Castle, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Little Nightmares, Little Einsteins, Sally Face, Fran Bow, Kick the Buddy, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Phineas and Ferb, Big Nate, Nate is Late, The Ring, Inanimate Insanity, Winx Club, Tinkerbell, Sausage Party, The Lord of the Rings, Duck Hunt, Starfox, F-Zero, Enchanted, Roblox, Hearthstone, Talking Tom, Crossy Road, Granny, The Titanic, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, El Tigre, Mucha Lucha, The Book of Life, Cuphead, Waterworld, GradeAUnderA, Foodfight!, Cyanide and Happiness, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Brave Little Toaster, PlayStation, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Club Penguin, Sonic.exe, Pivot Stick Animator, Mr. Bean, Skitzo, Captain N The Game Master, Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse, Parappa the Rapper, God of War, Uncharted, Bioshock, Paperboy, Gauntlet, 720°, Marble Madness, Spy vs Spy, Xbox, A 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Fantasy, Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, DanTDM, Anthony Padilla, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Angry Video Game Nerd, James Bond, Epic, Dance Dance Revolution, Edd Edd n’ Eddy, Hey Arnold, Codename Kids Next Door, Back to Backspace, Big City Greens, Danger Planet, Twelve Forever, Infinity Train, Jack & Jill (Adam Sandler), Red Dog, Air Bud, 101 Dalmations, Element Animations, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, That’s So Raven, Milo Murphy’s Law, Even Stevens, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Malcolm in the Middle, Hotel Transylvania, DuckTales, Elena of Avalor, Sofia the First, The Proud Family, The Emperor’s New Groove, American Dragon Jake Long, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fish Hooks, Smart House, Invisible Dad, Tender Loving Care, My Magic Dog, Boy Meets World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Shorty Mc Shorts’ Shorts, Shezow, Call of Duty Dog, Sonic for Hire, Video Game Violence Saves the World from Violent Video Games, Doge, Nyan Cat, Wolfychu, Lilypichu, Emirichu, TheOdd1sOut, Domics, Jaiden Animations, Game Theory, Dorkly, Pokemon Rusty, The Greatest Showman, Doodle Jump, Happy Jump, Seen, Color Switch, Agar.io, Slither.io, Cookie Clicker, Donut County, Bitcoin Billionaire, Paper.io, Highschool Romance, Highschool Possession, Nekopara, Ren'Py, Voltron Legendary Defender, Wander Over Yonder, Kablam!, Doug, Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Lego DC, Lego Friends, FL Studio, R.O.B., The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ice Climber, Captain Commando, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, Papers Please, Blocksworld, Ironpants, Happy Wheels, The Truman Show, EdTV, Duck Life, The Average Everyday Adventures of Samantha Browne, Cinderella Phenomenon, Our Home (visual novel), A Day in the Life of a Slice of Bread, a(t)rium, Date (almost) Anything Simulator, Stuck@Home, Stalker & Yandere, Tealy & Orangey, Geometry Dash, Duck Season, Ginosaji - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, McDonald’s, Karate Kid, Llamas with Hats, The Misfortune of Being Ned, Super Hexagon, Perfect Dark, Devil World, Balloon Fight, h3h3Productions, Gnoggin, Yo Gabba Gabba, Crazy Frog, Angels of Death, Imaginary Friends (RPG), Cherry Tree High Comedy Club, Pony Island, HuniePop, Tattletail, Corpse Party, Friendship (RPG), Aria’s Story, 1bitheart, Leftway, Tim’s Birthday, Ib, GLITCHED, Amnesia, The Stanley Parable, Long Live the Queen, Draw a Stickman, QWOP, GIRP, Papa’s Games, Whale Trail, 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, Doodle God, Free Icecream, The Fancy Pants Adventures, Fireboy & Watergirl, 60 Seconds, 60 Parsecs, Getting Over It, Sexy Hiking, I Am Bread, Surgeon Simulator, RapeLay, Mister Mosquito, Cubivore, Custer’s Revenge, Pizza Chef (Atari 2600), Postal, Hatred, Leisure Suit Larry, Jones in the Fast Lane, Manhunt, Hatoful Boyfriend, Bully, Night Trap, Mass Effect, House Party, Who’s Your Daddy, Second Life, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, What’s Under Your Blanket!?, Battle Raper, The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Rinse and Repeat, DeviantArt, Mystic Messenger, Moemon, Segagaga, Football Manager, CrossFire, Flicky, Captain Novolin, Sega Bass Fishing, Hiragana Pixel Party, Captain Rainbow, The Wonderful 101, The Elder Scrolls, Caller’s Bane, Cobalt, Candy Crush, Sharknado, Who Killed Captain Alex, Archie Comics, Smokey Bear, McGruff the Crime Dog, Neighbours from Hell, Neighbors from Hell, Danganronpa, VeggieTales, Oshi High School Battle, Teleporting Fat Guy (Animated Series), Smosh Babies, Planets (Shut Up! Cartoons), The Day My Bum Went Psycho, The Day My Butt Went Psycho, What’s With Andy?, The Andy Griffith Show, Leave it to Beaver, Pikmin, Face Raiders, Part Timers, Trollface Quest, Coraline, Aladdin, Chibi Miku San, This Man Sono Kao o Mita Mono ni wa Shi o, Vsauce, Kirarin Revolution, Stellar Theatre, Hanazuki Full of Treasures, Penn Zero Part Time Hero, The Croods, Shawn the Sheep, Shakugan no Shana, Early Man, Walking with Dinosaurs, League of Angels, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Stardew Valley, Rune Factory, Story of Seasons, Harvest Moon, Botanicula, Fingered, Lucky Star, Akame ge Kill, Kill la Kill, Cowboy Bebop, Recovery of an MMO Junkie, KonoSuba, God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World!, Natsuiro Haisukuru★Seishun Hakusho ~Tenkou Shonichi no Ore ga Osananajimi to Saikai shitara Houdoubuin ni Sarete ite Gekisha Shounen no Hibi wa Sukuupu Dairenpatsu de Igai to Motemote nanoni Nazeka Mai Memori wa Pantsu Shashin Bakkari toiu Genjitsu to Mukiainagara Kangaeru Hitonatsu no Shima no Gakuen Seikatsu to Sekirarana Koi no Yukue.~, Short Circuit, Boyhood, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, In Another World with My Smartphone, Wizard101, Sociolotron, Lego Island, RuneScape, Façade, Bad Rats, Iron Soul, Crisis City, Space Dude, Lula, Money Town, The Magic School Bus, Soda Drinker Pro, I Was A Sword When I Reincarnated, My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief ~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?, Island, Crush Crush, Yandere I Love You So I Want to Kill You, Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi, Kimi to mita sora no uta, City Connection, Cinders, AdVenture Capitalist, Tiny Tower, Pocket Planes, Pocket Trains, Pocket Frogs, I Am [Shape], Melancholic, Stargazer (song), Love Trial, Pou, One Chance, Dear Diary The Secrets of Anna, Episode, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, Sabreman, Kameo Elements of Power, It’s Mr. Pants, Whatever Happened to... 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One thousand universes will collide and combine.
It'll take 4 months for all of them to combine. The most similar universes combine first.
How long can you survive?
The one thousand universes are:
Real Life, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Halo, Call of Duty, Earthbound, Five Nights at Freddy’s, DC, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Pac-Man, Mega Man, Bomberman, The Lego Movie, Scooby-Doo, Super Meat Boy, Memes, Wreck-it Ralph, Skylanders, The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Goonies, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Blend S, Vocaloid, UTAU, Spyro the Dragon, The Simpsons, Futurama, Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, The Lord of the Rings, Mission, Impossible, Gremlins, Gnomeo and Juliet, Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, My Little Pony Equestria Girls, Black Rock Shooter, Lego Dimensions, Portal, Plants Vs Zombies, Machinarium, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, Baldi’s Basics, Puzzle Puppers, Crane Game Toreba, Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo, Kirby, Lego City Undercover, Ninjago, Legends of Chima, Nexo Knights, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Poptropica, Resident Evil, Peanuts, Robot Chicken, Scribblenauts, Splatoon, ARMS, Bee Movie, Shrek, Octopath Traveler, Bubsy, Drawn To Life, Drawn Together, Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Good Dinosaur, Inside Out, Captain Underpants, Timmy Failure, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Plague Inc., Sailor Moon, Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Looney Tunes, Yu Gi Oh, Beyblade, Yo-Kai Watch, Cars, Team Fortress, Half Life, The Sims, Cory In The House, Annoying Orange, My Hero Academia, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Back to the Future, Rick & Morty, Family Guy, Doki Doki Literature Club, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride, Out There, Akinator, Dragon Ball, Super Smash Bros, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lonely Wolf Treat, Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet, First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree, Contract Demon, Romance Detective, Tunnel Vision, KAIMA, Her Tears Were My Light, Mermaid Splash Passion Festival, The Twilight Zone, Disaster Log C, Yandere Simulator, Yanderella, Mikoto Nikki, Mix Ore, The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood, Makoto Mobius, You Me And Empty Words, Shihori Escape, Tsukimi Planet, Full Boko Youchien, Love Live, Menherafflesia, Roco Kingdom, Seer, Mole’s World, Hawaiian Slammers, Planes, Frozen, Tangled, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto, Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Digimon, No Matter How I Look At It It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!, I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute, THE IDOLM@STER, High School DxD, Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show, Momoe Link, Minecraft, Locked Heart, Confess my Love, Transparent Black, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Swapnote, World of Goo, Rayman, Little Inferno, Amazing Alex, Banjo - Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee, Sly Cooper, RWBY, Despicable Me, Nomad of Nowhere, Bravest Warriors, Xenoblade Chronicles, Punch Out!!, Contra, Silent Hill, Tokimeki Memorial, Spelunker, Spelunky, Zork, Bit Trip, VVVVVV, Runman Race Around the World, N, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Gradius, Zone of the Enders, I Wanna Be The Guy, Jumper, Braid, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Charlie Murder, The Emoji Movie, Castlevania, Animator vs Animation, Brave, Hello Neighbor, The Storey Treehouse, Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bayonetta, Mii, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Unikitty!, Sword Art Online, Squid Girl, Slenderman, The Flintsones, The Berenstain Bears, The Jetsons, Okami, Sushi Striker Way of the Sushido, Shovel Knight, Kid Icarus, Jurassic Park, Tom Gates, Art Academy, Fortnite, PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS, Fallout, The Land Before Time, Doctor Who, The Lego Batman Movie, Himegoto, Marchen Madchen, Bojack Horseman, Total Drama, Toradora, One Punch Man, Attack on Titan, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Wizard of Oz, Super Smosh, Alfred and Poe, Dev Guy, Valentine Panic, Seduce Me The Otome, Trick and Treat, Haruka Winter Dreams, Scratch, 9, The Problem Solverz, Animal Inspector, Liar Liar, Love or Die, MisSHAPEn Love, Pervert&Yandere, Paper Roses, BookSLEEPer, Heartbaked, Lads in Distress, Teletubbies, Thomas & Friends, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, 13 Reasons Why, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Gumby, Gravity Falls, Welcome to the Wayne, Tom and Jerry, Baka to Test, Golden Time, Searching, Taken, Charming, Ballerina, Home Improvement, The Sandlot, Flappy Bird, Swing Copters, Turbo, Pocket Protectors, BoxBoy!, The Barefoot Bandits, Letter Quest, Overcooked, Hydlide, Oh Sir!, Taco Man Plays a Video Game, Game Gramps, Pepsiman, Gamestop, VOEZ, DEEMO, Cytus, Kitten Squad, Super Mario Logan, Dr. Stone, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces of Evil, Power Rangers, Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, Planet Sheen, Dexter’s Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, The Amazing World of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Felix the Cat, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Outbreak Company, Tokyo Mew Mew, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Card Captor Sakura, Ghostmates, Smosh, Bunsen is a Beast, Coco, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Spirited Away, Becky Prim, Kim Possible, Meet the Robinsons, The Little Mermaid, Zootopia, Taiko no Tatsujin, Alien, The Lego Ninjago Movie, Gundam, The Muppets, Alf, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The X-Files, Godzilla, Final Destination, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, RoboCop, The Terminator, Saw, The Purge, 50 Shades of Grey, Tron, Dead Space, Overwatch, Fatal Fury, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Tekken, A Boy and his Blob, Ace Combat, Master Higgins, Adventures of Lolo, Aero the Acro-bat, Ape Escape, Asteroids, Battletoads, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, The Call of Cthulhu, Chibi-Robo, Frankenstein, Dracula, Boku no Pico, Burger Time, Citrus, Putt-Putt, Pajama Sam, Prison Tycoon, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Restaurant Empire, Frogger, Freddi Fish, Fatty Bear, Spy Fox, Gal Gun, Game & Watch, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, The Man With The Invisible Trousers, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Passpartout, Just Dance, Sega Hard Girls, Kinectimals, Left 4 Dead, Life is Strange, LittleBigPlanet, LovePlus, Nights, Naughty Bear, Ted, Houdini (2014 Movie), Q*bert, Pixels, Touhou Project, Toejam and Earl, The Oregon Trail, The Organ Trail, Yakuza, Mall Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon, Yukon Trail, Detention, The Nutshack, LazyTown, Purgatory, Desolate Village, The Desolate Hope, The Pilgrim’s Progress, Captain Bible, Bad Milk, Journey to the West, Death Squared, Watch_Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, Paletta, Wrecking Crew, Sara is Missing, Simulacra, Welcome to the Game, Rides with Strangers, A Normal Lost Phone, Mogeko Castle, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Little Nightmares, Little Einsteins, Sally Face, Fran Bow, Kick the Buddy, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Phineas and Ferb, Big Nate, Nate is Late, The Ring, Inanimate Insanity, Winx Club, Tinkerbell, Sausage Party, The Lord of the Rings, Duck Hunt, Starfox, F-Zero, Enchanted, Roblox, Hearthstone, Talking Tom, Crossy Road, Granny, The Titanic, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, El Tigre, Mucha Lucha, The Book of Life, Cuphead, Waterworld, GradeAUnderA, Foodfight!, Cyanide and Happiness, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Brave Little Toaster, PlayStation, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Club Penguin, Sonic.exe, Pivot Stick Animator, Mr. Bean, Skitzo, Captain N The Game Master, Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse, Parappa the Rapper, God of War, Uncharted, Bioshock, Paperboy, Gauntlet, 720°, Marble Madness, Spy vs Spy, Xbox, A Kingdom for Keflings, Cloudberry Kingdom, Girls Like Robots, Can Your Pet, Snail, Snail Bob, The King’s Avatar, King’s Knight, King’s Quest, Monster Bark, Haunt the House, Detective Grimoire, Sort the Court, Wallace and Gromit, Frankenweenie, Atelier, Recetterar An Item Shop’s Tale, Tales Of, Lost Sphear, PETA, Cooking Mama, Gish, Aquaria, Owlboy, Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Mighty no. 9, Blaster Master, Vroom in the Night Sky, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Senran Kagura, Disgaea, The Legend of Dark Witch, Pico’s School, Riddle School, Clock Crew, Lock Legion, Steamshovel Harry, Bionicles, Hero Factory, Alien Conquest, XCOM, Chantelise, Yobi’s Basic Spelling Tricks, The House of the Dead, The Typing of the Dead, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, Where’s Wally?, Where’s Waldo?, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Adam Ruins Everything, South Park, The Human Centipede, CollegeHumor, Kingdom Hearts, King Kong, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Edward Scissorhands, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, DanTDM, Anthony Padilla, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Angry Video Game Nerd, James Bond, Epic, Dance Dance Revolution, Edd Edd n’ Eddy, Hey Arnold, Codename Kids Next Door, Back to Backspace, Big City Greens, Danger Planet, Twelve Forever, Infinity Train, Jack & Jill (Adam Sandler), Red Dog, Air Bud, 101 Dalmations, Element Animations, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, That’s So Raven, Milo Murphy’s Law, Even Stevens, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Malcolm in the Middle, Hotel Transylvania, DuckTales, Elena of Avalor, Sofia the First, The Proud Family, The Emperor’s New Groove, American Dragon Jake Long, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fish Hooks, Smart House, Invisible Dad, Tender Loving Care, My Magic Dog, Boy Meets World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Shorty Mc Shorts’ Shorts, Shezow, Call of Duty Dog, Sonic for Hire, Video Game Violence Saves the World from Violent Video Games, Doge, Nyan Cat, Wolfychu, Lilypichu, Emirichu, TheOdd1sOut, Domics, Jaiden Animations, Game Theory, Dorkly, Pokemon Rusty, The Greatest Showman, Doodle Jump, Happy Jump, Seen, Color Switch, Agar.io, Slither.io, Cookie Clicker, Donut County, Bitcoin Billionaire, Paper.io, Highschool Romance, Highschool Possession, Nekopara, Ren'Py, Voltron Legendary Defender, Wander Over Yonder, Kablam!, Doug, Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Lego DC, Lego Friends, FL Studio, R.O.B., The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ice Climber, Captain Commando, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, Papers Please, Blocksworld, Ironpants, Happy Wheels, The Truman Show, EdTV, Duck Life, The Average Everyday Adventures of Samantha Browne, Cinderella Phenomenon, Our Home (visual novel), A Day in the Life of a Slice of Bread, a(t)rium, Date (almost) Anything Simulator, Stuck@Home, Stalker & Yandere, Tealy & Orangey, Geometry Dash, Duck Season, Ginosaji - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, McDonald’s, Karate Kid, Llamas with Hats, The Misfortune of Being Ned, Super Hexagon, Perfect Dark, Devil World, Balloon Fight, h3h3Productions, Gnoggin, Yo Gabba Gabba, Crazy Frog, Angels of Death, Imaginary Friends (RPG), Cherry Tree High Comedy Club, Pony Island, HuniePop, Tattletail, Corpse Party, Friendship (RPG), Aria’s Story, 1bitheart, Leftway, Tim’s Birthday, Ib, GLITCHED, Amnesia, The Stanley Parable, Long Live the Queen, Draw a Stickman, QWOP, GIRP, Papa’s Games, Whale Trail, 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, Doodle God, Free Icecream, The Fancy Pants Adventures, Fireboy & Watergirl, 60 Seconds, 60 Parsecs, Getting Over It, Sexy Hiking, I Am Bread, Surgeon Simulator, RapeLay, Mister Mosquito, Cubivore, Custer’s Revenge, Pizza Chef (Atari 2600), Postal, Hatred, Leisure Suit Larry, Jones in the Fast Lane, Manhunt, Hatoful Boyfriend, Bully, Night Trap, Mass Effect, House Party, Who’s Your Daddy, Second Life, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, What’s Under Your Blanket!?, Battle Raper, The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Rinse and Repeat, DeviantArt, Mystic Messenger, Moemon, Segagaga, Football Manager, CrossFire, Flicky, Captain Novolin, Sega Bass Fishing, Hiragana Pixel Party, Captain Rainbow, The Wonderful 101, The Elder Scrolls, Caller’s Bane, Cobalt, Candy Crush, Sharknado, Who Killed Captain Alex, Archie Comics, Smokey Bear, McGruff the Crime Dog, Neighbours from Hell, Neighbors from Hell, Danganronpa, VeggieTales, Oshi High School Battle, Teleporting Fat Guy (Animated Series), Smosh Babies, Planets (Shut Up! Cartoons), The Day My Bum Went Psycho, The Day My Butt Went Psycho, What’s With Andy?, The Andy Griffith Show, Leave it to Beaver, Pikmin, Face Raiders, Part Timers, Trollface Quest, Coraline, Aladdin, Chibi Miku San, This Man Sono Kao o Mita Mono ni wa Shi o, Vsauce, Kirarin Revolution, Stellar Theatre, Hanazuki Full of Treasures, Penn Zero Part Time Hero, The Croods, Shawn the Sheep, Shakugan no Shana, Early Man, Walking with Dinosaurs, League of Angels, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Stardew Valley, Rune Factory, Story of Seasons, Harvest Moon, Botanicula, Fingered, Lucky Star, Akame ge Kill, Kill la Kill, Cowboy Bebop, Recovery of an MMO Junkie, KonoSuba, God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World!, Natsuiro Haisukuru★Seishun Hakusho ~Tenkou Shonichi no Ore ga Osananajimi to Saikai shitara Houdoubuin ni Sarete ite Gekisha Shounen no Hibi wa Sukuupu Dairenpatsu de Igai to Motemote nanoni Nazeka Mai Memori wa Pantsu Shashin Bakkari toiu Genjitsu to Mukiainagara Kangaeru Hitonatsu no Shima no Gakuen Seikatsu to Sekirarana Koi no Yukue.~, Short Circuit, Boyhood, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, In Another World with My Smartphone, Wizard101, Sociolotron, Lego Island, RuneScape, Façade, Bad Rats, Iron Soul, Crisis City, Space Dude, Lula, Money Town, The Magic School Bus, Soda Drinker Pro, I Was A Sword When I Reincarnated, My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief ~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?, Island, Crush Crush, Yandere I Love You So I Want to Kill You, Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi, Kimi to mita sora no uta, City Connection, Cinders, AdVenture Capitalist, Tiny Tower, Pocket Planes, Pocket Trains, Pocket Frogs, I Am [Shape], Melancholic, Stargazer (song), Love Trial, Pou, One Chance, Dear Diary The Secrets of Anna, Episode, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, Sabreman, Kameo Elements of Power, It’s Mr. Pants, Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?, Snakes on a Plane, Crazy Rich Asians, Soul Eater, 911 Operator, Ultra Series, The Adventures of Kid Danger, Johnny Test, Brawl in the Family, Meteor 60 Seconds, OK K.O Let's Be Heroes!, BoBoiBoy, DragonVale, Crush the Castle, Demonic Crepes, Barbie, Lego Elves, Spy Kids, Baby Geniuses, Laserblast, Giftpia, Panel De Pon, Shin Onigashima, The Mysterious Murasame Castle, nigahiga, Dragon City, Clash of Clans, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, Inuyasha, Inuyashiki, Scream, Manual Samuel, Flipping Death, Tiny Thief, Boom Beach, Reigns, The Escapists, A Hat in Time, Murder Police, Dragalia Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dora the Explorer, Doraemon, Inception, The Matrix, Fight Club, The Godfather, We Bought a Zoo, White Chicks, Dumb and Dumber, BASEketball, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, The Devil Wears Prada, Darkwing Duck, Jaws, Mean Girls, The Room, Lost, Never Been Kissed, Tarzan, The Sixth Sense, The Help, The Shining, Rocky, Sing, Blade Runner, Cut the Rope, Enter the Ninja, Surf Ninjas, Jazza, Dork Diaries, Lifeline, Project Hyrax, Future Diary, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Todo Today, Happy Heroes, Asura’s Wrath, ZONE, 3 Ninjas, Dragon Quest, The Uncle Dolan Show, Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, Chipper & Sons Lumber Co., One Night Stand, GEICO, Dodo, Transformers, Bravely Default, Henry Danger, SMG4, Meta Runner, Rumble Roses, Mystical Ninja, Bio Miracle, Pop’n Music, Star Soldier, The Legendary Starfy, Gears of War, Drakengard, NieR, Nintendo Labo, Earth-chan, Rage Comics, Advice Animals, Buddhism, Bakusou Yankee Damashii, Hanjuku Hero, Mana, Front Mission, EverQuest, Radiata Stories, Brave Fencer Musashi, SaGa, Grandia, Heavy Metal Thunder, Code Age, Fantasy Earth Zero, Valkyrie Profile, Silpheed, Project Sylpheed, Concerto Gate, Odin Sphere, The World Ends With You, Star Ocean, Exit (Video Game), SCP Foundation, A Certain Magical Index, Fate, ‘Splosion Man, I Am Setsuna, Megamind, Re: Zero - Starting Life In Another World, Black Mirror, osu!, Celeste, Red vs. Blue, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Sit ‘N Survive, The Boys, Negative Nancy, Viewtiful Joe, DAEMON X MACHINA, Astral Chain, Job Simulator, Dungeons and Dragons, Homestuck, & The Holy Bible.

The one thousand universes are:
Real Life, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Halo, Call of Duty, Earthbound, Five Nights at Freddy’s, DC, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Pac-Man, Mega Man, Bomberman, The Lego Movie, Scooby-Doo, Super Meat Boy, Memes, Wreck-it Ralph, Skylanders, The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Goonies, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Blend S, Vocaloid, UTAU, Spyro the Dragon, The Simpsons, Futurama, Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, The Lord of the Rings, Mission, Impossible, Gremlins, Gnomeo and Juliet, Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, My Little Pony Equestria Girls, Black Rock Shooter, Lego Dimensions, Portal, Plants Vs Zombies, Machinarium, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, Baldi’s Basics, Puzzle Puppers, Crane Game Toreba, Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo, Kirby, Lego City Undercover, Ninjago, Legends of Chima, Nexo Knights, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Poptropica, Resident Evil, Peanuts, Robot Chicken, Scribblenauts, Splatoon, ARMS, Bee Movie, Shrek, Octopath Traveler, Bubsy, Drawn To Life, Drawn Together, Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Good Dinosaur, Inside Out, Captain Underpants, Timmy Failure, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Plague Inc., Sailor Moon, Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Looney Tunes, Yu Gi Oh, Beyblade, Yo-Kai Watch, Cars, Team Fortress, Half Life, The Sims, Cory In The House, Annoying Orange, My Hero Academia, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Back to the Future, Rick & Morty, Family Guy, Doki Doki Literature Club, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride, Out There, Akinator, Dragon Ball, Super Smash Bros, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lonely Wolf Treat, Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet, First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree, Contract Demon, Romance Detective, Tunnel Vision, KAIMA, Her Tears Were My Light, Mermaid Splash Passion Festival, The Twilight Zone, Disaster Log C, Yandere Simulator, Yanderella, Mikoto Nikki, Mix Ore, The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood, Makoto Mobius, You Me And Empty Words, Shihori Escape, Tsukimi Planet, Full Boko Youchien, Love Live, Menherafflesia, Roco Kingdom, Seer, Mole’s World, Hawaiian Slammers, Planes, Frozen, Tangled, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto, Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Digimon, No Matter How I Look At It It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!, I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute, THE IDOLM@STER, High School DxD, Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show, Momoe Link, Minecraft, Locked Heart, Confess my Love, Transparent Black, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Swapnote, World of Goo, Rayman, Little Inferno, Amazing Alex, Banjo - Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee, Sly Cooper, RWBY, Despicable Me, Nomad of Nowhere, Bravest Warriors, Xenoblade Chronicles, Punch Out!!, Contra, Silent Hill, Tokimeki Memorial, Spelunker, Spelunky, Zork, Bit Trip, VVVVVV, Runman Race Around the World, N, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Gradius, Zone of the Enders, I Wanna Be The Guy, Jumper, Braid, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Charlie Murder, The Emoji Movie, Castlevania, Animator vs Animation, Brave, Hello Neighbor, The Storey Treehouse, Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bayonetta, Mii, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Unikitty!, Sword Art Online, Squid Girl, Slenderman, The Flintsones, The Berenstain Bears, The Jetsons, Okami, Sushi Striker Way of the Sushido, Shovel Knight, Kid Icarus, Jurassic Park, Tom Gates, Art Academy, Fortnite, PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS, Fallout, The Land Before Time, Doctor Who, The Lego Batman Movie, Himegoto, Marchen Madchen, Bojack Horseman, Total Drama, Toradora, One Punch Man, Attack on Titan, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Wizard of Oz, Super Smosh, Alfred and Poe, Dev Guy, Valentine Panic, Seduce Me The Otome, Trick and Treat, Haruka Winter Dreams, Scratch, 9, The Problem Solverz, Animal Inspector, Liar Liar, Love or Die, MisSHAPEn Love, Pervert&Yandere, Paper Roses, BookSLEEPer, Heartbaked, Lads in Distress, Teletubbies, Thomas & Friends, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, 13 Reasons Why, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Gumby, Gravity Falls, Welcome to the Wayne, Tom and Jerry, Baka to Test, Golden Time, Searching, Taken, Charming, Ballerina, Home Improvement, The Sandlot, Flappy Bird, Swing Copters, Turbo, Pocket Protectors, BoxBoy!, The Barefoot Bandits, Letter Quest, Overcooked, Hydlide, Oh Sir!, Taco Man Plays a Video Game, Game Gramps, Pepsiman, Gamestop, VOEZ, DEEMO, Cytus, Kitten Squad, Super Mario Logan, Dr. Stone, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces of Evil, Power Rangers, Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, Planet Sheen, Dexter’s Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, The Amazing World of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Felix the Cat, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Outbreak Company, Tokyo Mew Mew, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Card Captor Sakura, Ghostmates, Smosh, Bunsen is a Beast, Coco, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Spirited Away, Becky Prim, Kim Possible, Meet the Robinsons, The Little Mermaid, Zootopia, Taiko no Tatsujin, Alien, The Lego Ninjago Movie, Gundam, The Muppets, Alf, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The X-Files, Godzilla, Final Destination, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, RoboCop, The Terminator, Saw, The Purge, 50 Shades of Grey, Tron, Dead Space, Overwatch, Fatal Fury, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Tekken, A Boy and his Blob, Ace Combat, Master Higgins, Adventures of Lolo, Aero the Acro-bat, Ape Escape, Asteroids, Battletoads, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, The Call of Cthulhu, Chibi-Robo, Frankenstein, Dracula, Boku no Pico, Burger Time, Citrus, Putt-Putt, Pajama Sam, Prison Tycoon, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Restaurant Empire, Frogger, Freddi Fish, Fatty Bear, Spy Fox, Gal Gun, Game & Watch, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, The Man With The Invisible Trousers, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Passpartout, Just Dance, Sega Hard Girls, Kinectimals, Left 4 Dead, Life is Strange, LittleBigPlanet, LovePlus, Nights, Naughty Bear, Ted, Houdini (2014 Movie), Q*bert, Pixels, Touhou Project, Toejam and Earl, The Oregon Trail, The Organ Trail, Yakuza, Mall Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon, Yukon Trail, Detention, The Nutshack, LazyTown, Purgatory, Desolate Village, The Desolate Hope, The Pilgrim’s Progress, Captain Bible, Bad Milk, Journey to the West, Death Squared, Watch_Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, Paletta, Wrecking Crew, Sara is Missing, Simulacra, Welcome to the Game, Rides with Strangers, A Normal Lost Phone, Mogeko Castle, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Little Nightmares, Little Einsteins, Sally Face, Fran Bow, Kick the Buddy, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Phineas and Ferb, Big Nate, Nate is Late, The Ring, Inanimate Insanity, Winx Club, Tinkerbell, Sausage Party, The Lord of the Rings, Duck Hunt, Starfox, F-Zero, Enchanted, Roblox, Hearthstone, Talking Tom, Crossy Road, Granny, The Titanic, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, El Tigre, Mucha Lucha, The Book of Life, Cuphead, Waterworld, GradeAUnderA, Foodfight!, Cyanide and Happiness, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Brave Little Toaster, PlayStation, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Club Penguin, Sonic.exe, Pivot Stick Animator, Mr. Bean, Skitzo, Captain N The Game Master, Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse, Parappa the Rapper, God of War, Uncharted, Bioshock, Paperboy, Gauntlet, 720°, Marble Madness, Spy vs Spy, Xbox, A Kingdom for Keflings, Cloudberry Kingdom, Girls Like Robots, Can Your Pet, Snail, Snail Bob, The King’s Avatar, King’s Knight, King’s Quest, Monster Bark, Haunt the House, Detective Grimoire, Sort the Court, Wallace and Gromit, Frankenweenie, Atelier, Recetterar An Item Shop’s Tale, Tales Of, Lost Sphear, PETA, Cooking Mama, Gish, Aquaria, Owlboy, Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Mighty no. 9, Blaster Master, Vroom in the Night Sky, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Senran Kagura, Disgaea, The Legend of Dark Witch, Pico’s School, Riddle School, Clock Crew, Lock Legion, Steamshovel Harry, Bionicles, Hero Factory, Alien Conquest, XCOM, Chantelise, Yobi’s Basic Spelling Tricks, The House of the Dead, The Typing of the Dead, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, Where’s Wally?, Where’s Waldo?, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Adam Ruins Everything, South Park, The Human Centipede, CollegeHumor, Kingdom Hearts, King Kong, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Edward Scissorhands, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, DanTDM, Anthony Padilla, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Angry Video Game Nerd, James Bond, Epic, Dance Dance Revolution, Edd Edd n’ Eddy, Hey Arnold, Codename Kids Next Door, Back to Backspace, Big City Greens, Danger Planet, Twelve Forever, Infinity Train, Jack & Jill (Adam Sandler), Red Dog, Air Bud, 101 Dalmations, Element Animations, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, That’s So Raven, Milo Murphy’s Law, Even Stevens, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Malcolm in the Middle, Hotel Transylvania, DuckTales, Elena of Avalor, Sofia the First, The Proud Family, The Emperor’s New Groove, American Dragon Jake Long, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fish Hooks, Smart House, Invisible Dad, Tender Loving Care, My Magic Dog, Boy Meets World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Shorty Mc Shorts’ Shorts, Shezow, Call of Duty Dog, Sonic for Hire, Video Game Violence Saves the World from Violent Video Games, Doge, Nyan Cat, Wolfychu, Lilypichu, Emirichu, TheOdd1sOut, Domics, Jaiden Animations, Game Theory, Dorkly, Pokemon Rusty, The Greatest Showman, Doodle Jump, Happy Jump, Seen, Color Switch, Agar.io, Slither.io, Cookie Clicker, Donut County, Bitcoin Billionaire, Paper.io, Highschool Romance, Highschool Possession, Nekopara, Ren'Py, Voltron Legendary Defender, Wander Over Yonder, Kablam!, Doug, Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Lego DC, Lego Friends, FL Studio, R.O.B., The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ice Climber, Captain Commando, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, Papers Please, Blocksworld, Ironpants, Happy Wheels, The Truman Show, EdTV, Duck Life, The Average Everyday Adventures of Samantha Browne, Cinderella Phenomenon, Our Home (visual novel), A Day in the Life of a Slice of Bread, a(t)rium, Date (almost) Anything Simulator, Stuck@Home, Stalker & Yandere, Tealy & Orangey, Geometry Dash, Duck Season, Ginosaji - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, McDonald’s, Karate Kid, Llamas with Hats, The Misfortune of Being Ned, Super Hexagon, Perfect Dark, Devil World, Balloon Fight, h3h3Productions, Gnoggin, Yo Gabba Gabba, Crazy Frog, Angels of Death, Imaginary Friends (RPG), Cherry Tree High Comedy Club, Pony Island, HuniePop, Tattletail, Corpse Party, Friendship (RPG), Aria’s Story, 1bitheart, Leftway, Tim’s Birthday, Ib, GLITCHED, Amnesia, The Stanley Parable, Long Live the Queen, Draw a Stickman, QWOP, GIRP, Papa’s Games, Whale Trail, 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, Doodle God, Free Icecream, The Fancy Pants Adventures, Fireboy & Watergirl, 60 Seconds, 60 Parsecs, Getting Over It, Sexy Hiking, I Am Bread, Surgeon Simulator, RapeLay, Mister Mosquito, Cubivore, Custer’s Revenge, Pizza Chef (Atari 2600), Postal, Hatred, Leisure Suit Larry, Jones in the Fast Lane, Manhunt, Hatoful Boyfriend, Bully, Night Trap, Mass Effect, House Party, Who’s Your Daddy, Second Life, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, What’s Under Your Blanket!?, Battle Raper, The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Rinse and Repeat, DeviantArt, Mystic Messenger, Moemon, Segagaga, Football Manager, CrossFire, Flicky, Captain Novolin, Sega Bass Fishing, Hiragana Pixel Party, Captain Rainbow, The Wonderful 101, The Elder Scrolls, Caller’s Bane, Cobalt, Candy Crush, Sharknado, Who Killed Captain Alex, Archie Comics, Smokey Bear, McGruff the Crime Dog, Neighbours from Hell, Neighbors from Hell, Danganronpa, VeggieTales, Oshi High School Battle, Teleporting Fat Guy (Animated Series), Smosh Babies, Planets (Shut Up! Cartoons), The Day My Bum Went Psycho, The Day My Butt Went Psycho, What’s With Andy?, The Andy Griffith Show, Leave it to Beaver, Pikmin, Face Raiders, Part Timers, Trollface Quest, Coraline, Aladdin, Chibi Miku San, This Man Sono Kao o Mita Mono ni wa Shi o, Vsauce, Kirarin Revolution, Stellar Theatre, Hanazuki Full of Treasures, Penn Zero Part Time Hero, The Croods, Shawn the Sheep, Shakugan no Shana, Early Man, Walking with Dinosaurs, League of Angels, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Stardew Valley, Rune Factory, Story of Seasons, Harvest Moon, Botanicula, Fingered, Lucky Star, Akame ge Kill, Kill la Kill, Cowboy Bebop, Recovery of an MMO Junkie, KonoSuba, God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World!, Natsuiro Haisukuru★Seishun Hakusho ~Tenkou Shonichi no Ore ga Osananajimi to Saikai shitara Houdoubuin ni Sarete ite Gekisha Shounen no Hibi wa Sukuupu Dairenpatsu de Igai to Motemote nanoni Nazeka Mai Memori wa Pantsu Shashin Bakkari toiu Genjitsu to Mukiainagara Kangaeru Hitonatsu no Shima no Gakuen Seikatsu to Sekirarana Koi no Yukue.~, Short Circuit, Boyhood, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, In Another World with My Smartphone, Wizard101, Sociolotron, Lego Island, RuneScape, Façade, Bad Rats, Iron Soul, Crisis City, Space Dude, Lula, Money Town, The Magic School Bus, Soda Drinker Pro, I Was A Sword When I Reincarnated, My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief ~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?, Island, Crush Crush, Yandere I Love You So I Want to Kill You, Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi, Kimi to mita sora no uta, City Connection, Cinders, AdVenture Capitalist, Tiny Tower, Pocket Planes, Pocket Trains, Pocket Frogs, I Am [Shape], Melancholic, Stargazer (song), Love Trial, Pou, One Chance, Dear Diary The Secrets of Anna, Episode, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, Sabreman, Kameo Elements of Power, It’s Mr. Pants, Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?, Snakes on a Plane, Crazy Rich Asians, Soul Eater, 911 Operator, Ultra Series, The Adventures of Kid Danger, Johnny Test, Brawl in the Family, Meteor 60 Seconds, OK K.O Let's Be Heroes!, BoBoiBoy, DragonVale, Crush the Castle, Demonic Crepes, Barbie, Lego Elves, Spy Kids, Baby Geniuses, Laserblast, Giftpia, Panel De Pon, Shin Onigashima, The Mysterious Murasame Castle, nigahiga, Dragon City, Clash of Clans, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, Inuyasha, Inuyashiki, Scream, Manual Samuel, Flipping Death, Tiny Thief, Boom Beach, Reigns, The Escapists, A Hat in Time, Murder Police, Dragalia Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dora the Explorer, Doraemon, Inception, The Matrix, Fight Club, The Godfather, We Bought a Zoo, White Chicks, Dumb and Dumber, BASEketball, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, The Devil Wears Prada, Darkwing Duck, Jaws, Mean Girls, The Room, Lost, Never Been Kissed, Tarzan, The Sixth Sense, The Help, The Shining, Rocky, Sing, Blade Runner, Cut the Rope, Enter the Ninja, Surf Ninjas, Jazza, Dork Diaries, Lifeline, Project Hyrax, Future Diary, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Todo Today, Happy Heroes, Asura’s Wrath, ZONE, 3 Ninjas, Dragon Quest, The Uncle Dolan Show, Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, Chipper & Sons Lumber Co., One Night Stand, GEICO, Dodo, Transformers, Bravely Default, Henry Danger, SMG4, Meta Runner, Rumble Roses, Mystical Ninja, Bio Miracle, Pop’n Music, Star Soldier, The Legendary Starfy, Gears of War, Drakengard, NieR, Nintendo Labo, Earth-chan, Rage Comics, Advice Animals, Buddhism, Bakusou Yankee Damashii, Hanjuku Hero, Mana, Front Mission, EverQuest, Radiata Stories, Brave Fencer Musashi, SaGa, Grandia, Heavy Metal Thunder, Code Age, Fantasy Earth Zero, Valkyrie Profile, Silpheed, Project Sylpheed, Concerto Gate, Odin Sphere, The World Ends With You, Star Ocean, Exit (Video Game), SCP Foundation, A Certain Magical Index, Fate, ‘Splosion Man, I Am Setsuna, Megamind, Re: Zero - Starting Life In Another World, Black Mirror, osu!, Celeste, Red vs. Blue, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Sit ‘N Survive, The Boys, Negative Nancy, Viewtiful Joe, DAEMON X MACHINA, Astral Chain, Job Simulator, Dungeons and Dragons, Homestuck, & The Holy Bible.

One thousand universes will collide and combine.
It'll take 4 months for all of them to combine. The most similar universes combine first.
How long can you survive?
The one thousand universes are:
Real Life, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Halo, Call of Duty, Earthbound, Five Nights at Freddy’s, DC, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Pac-Man, Mega Man, Bomberman, The Lego Movie, Scooby-Doo, Super Meat Boy, Memes, Wreck-it Ralph, Skylanders, The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Goonies, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Blend S, Vocaloid, UTAU, Spyro the Dragon, The Simpsons, Futurama, Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, The Lord of the Rings, Mission, Impossible, Gremlins, Gnomeo and Juliet, Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, My Little Pony Equestria Girls, Black Rock Shooter, Lego Dimensions, Portal, Plants Vs Zombies, Machinarium, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, Baldi’s Basics, Puzzle Puppers, Crane Game Toreba, Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo, Kirby, Lego City Undercover, Ninjago, Legends of Chima, Nexo Knights, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Poptropica, Resident Evil, Peanuts, Robot Chicken, Scribblenauts, Splatoon, ARMS, Bee Movie, Shrek, Octopath Traveler, Bubsy, Drawn To Life, Drawn Together, Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Good Dinosaur, Inside Out, Captain Underpants, Timmy Failure, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Plague Inc., Sailor Moon, Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Looney Tunes, Yu Gi Oh, Beyblade, Yo-Kai Watch, Cars, Team Fortress, Half Life, The Sims, Cory In The House, Annoying Orange, My Hero Academia, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Back to the Future, Rick & Morty, Family Guy, Doki Doki Literature Club, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride, Out There, Akinator, Dragon Ball, Super Smash Bros, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lonely Wolf Treat, Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet, First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree, Contract Demon, Romance Detective, Tunnel Vision, KAIMA, Her Tears Were My Light, Mermaid Splash Passion Festival, The Twilight Zone, Disaster Log C, Yandere Simulator, Yanderella, Mikoto Nikki, Mix Ore, The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood, Makoto Mobius, You Me And Empty Words, Shihori Escape, Tsukimi Planet, Full Boko Youchien, Love Live, Menherafflesia, Roco Kingdom, Seer, Mole’s World, Hawaiian Slammers, Planes, Frozen, Tangled, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto, Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Digimon, No Matter How I Look At It It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!, I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute, THE IDOLM@STER, High School DxD, Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show, Momoe Link, Minecraft, Locked Heart, Confess my Love, Transparent Black, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Swapnote, World of Goo, Rayman, Little Inferno, Amazing Alex, Banjo - Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee, Sly Cooper, RWBY, Despicable Me, Nomad of Nowhere, Bravest Warriors, Xenoblade Chronicles, Punch Out!!, Contra, Silent Hill, Tokimeki Memorial, Spelunker, Spelunky, Zork, Bit Trip, VVVVVV, Runman Race Around the World, N, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Gradius, Zone of the Enders, I Wanna Be The Guy, Jumper, Braid, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Charlie Murder, The Emoji Movie, Castlevania, Animator vs Animation, Brave, Hello Neighbor, The Storey Treehouse, Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bayonetta, Mii, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Unikitty!, Sword Art Online, Squid Girl, Slenderman, The Flintsones, The Berenstain Bears, The Jetsons, Okami, Sushi Striker Way of the Sushido, Shovel Knight, Kid Icarus, Jurassic Park, Tom Gates, Art Academy, Fortnite, PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS, Fallout, The Land Before Time, Doctor Who, The Lego Batman Movie, Himegoto, Marchen Madchen, Bojack Horseman, Total Drama, Toradora, One Punch Man, Attack on Titan, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Wizard of Oz, Super Smosh, Alfred and Poe, Dev Guy, Valentine Panic, Seduce Me The Otome, Trick and Treat, Haruka Winter Dreams, Scratch, 9, The Problem Solverz, Animal Inspector, Liar Liar, Love or Die, MisSHAPEn Love, Pervert&Yandere, Paper Roses, BookSLEEPer, Heartbaked, Lads in Distress, Teletubbies, Thomas & Friends, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, 13 Reasons Why, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Gumby, Gravity Falls, Welcome to the Wayne, Tom and Jerry, Baka to Test, Golden Time, Searching, Taken, Charming, Ballerina, Home Improvement, The Sandlot, Flappy Bird, Swing Copters, Turbo, Pocket Protectors, BoxBoy!, The Barefoot Bandits, Letter Quest, Overcooked, Hydlide, Oh Sir!, Taco Man Plays a Video Game, Game Gramps, Pepsiman, Gamestop, VOEZ, DEEMO, Cytus, Kitten Squad, Super Mario Logan, Dr. Stone, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces of Evil, Power Rangers, Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, Planet Sheen, Dexter’s Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, The Amazing World of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Felix the Cat, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Outbreak Company, Tokyo Mew Mew, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Card Captor Sakura, Ghostmates, Smosh, Bunsen is a Beast, Coco, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Spirited Away, Becky Prim, Kim Possible, Meet the Robinsons, The Little Mermaid, Zootopia, Taiko no Tatsujin, Alien, The Lego Ninjago Movie, Gundam, The Muppets, Alf, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The X-Files, Godzilla, Final Destination, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, RoboCop, The Terminator, Saw, The Purge, 50 Shades of Grey, Tron, Dead Space, Overwatch, Fatal Fury, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Tekken, A Boy and his Blob, Ace Combat, Master Higgins, Adventures of Lolo, Aero the Acro-bat, Ape Escape, Asteroids, Battletoads, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, The Call of Cthulhu, Chibi-Robo, Frankenstein, Dracula, Boku no Pico, Burger Time, Citrus, Putt-Putt, Pajama Sam, Prison Tycoon, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Restaurant Empire, Frogger, Freddi Fish, Fatty Bear, Spy Fox, Gal Gun, Game & Watch, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, The Man With The Invisible Trousers, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Passpartout, Just Dance, Sega Hard Girls, Kinectimals, Left 4 Dead, Life is Strange, LittleBigPlanet, LovePlus, Nights, Naughty Bear, Ted, Houdini (2014 Movie), Q*bert, Pixels, Touhou Project, Toejam and Earl, The Oregon Trail, The Organ Trail, Yakuza, Mall Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon, Yukon Trail, Detention, The Nutshack, LazyTown, Purgatory, Desolate Village, The Desolate Hope, The Pilgrim’s Progress, Captain Bible, Bad Milk, Journey to the West, Death Squared, Watch_Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, Paletta, Wrecking Crew, Sara is Missing, Simulacra, Welcome to the Game, Rides with Strangers, A Normal Lost Phone, Mogeko Castle, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Little Nightmares, Little Einsteins, Sally Face, Fran Bow, Kick the Buddy, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Phineas and Ferb, Big Nate, Nate is Late, The Ring, Inanimate Insanity, Winx Club, Tinkerbell, Sausage Party, The Lord of the Rings, Duck Hunt, Starfox, F-Zero, Enchanted, Roblox, Hearthstone, Talking Tom, Crossy Road, Granny, The Titanic, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, El Tigre, Mucha Lucha, The Book of Life, Cuphead, Waterworld, GradeAUnderA, Foodfight!, Cyanide and Happiness, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Brave Little Toaster, PlayStation, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Club Penguin, Sonic.exe, Pivot Stick Animator, Mr. Bean, Skitzo, Captain N The Game Master, Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse, Parappa the Rapper, God of War, Uncharted, Bioshock, Paperboy, Gauntlet, 720°, Marble Madness, Spy vs Spy, Xbox, A Kingdom for Keflings, Cloudberry Kingdom, Girls Like Robots, Can Your Pet, Snail, Snail Bob, The King’s Avatar, King’s Knight, King’s Quest, Monster Bark, Haunt the House, Detective Grimoire, Sort the Court, Wallace and Gromit, Frankenweenie, Atelier, Recetterar An Item Shop’s Tale, Tales Of, Lost Sphear, PETA, Cooking Mama, Gish, Aquaria, Owlboy, Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Mighty no. 9, Blaster Master, Vroom in the Night Sky, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Senran Kagura, Disgaea, The Legend of Dark Witch, Pico’s School, Riddle School, Clock Crew, Lock Legion, Steamshovel Harry, Bionicles, Hero Factory, Alien Conquest, XCOM, Chantelise, Yobi’s Basic Spelling Tricks, The House of the Dead, The Typing of the Dead, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, Where’s Wally?, Where’s Waldo?, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Adam Ruins Everything, South Park, The Human Centipede, CollegeHumor, Kingdom Hearts, King Kong, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Edward Scissorhands, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, DanTDM, Anthony Padilla, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Angry Video Game Nerd, James Bond, Epic, Dance Dance Revolution, Edd Edd n’ Eddy, Hey Arnold, Codename Kids Next Door, Back to Backspace, Big City Greens, Danger Planet, Twelve Forever, Infinity Train, Jack & Jill (Adam Sandler), Red Dog, Air Bud, 101 Dalmations, Element Animations, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, That’s So Raven, Milo Murphy’s Law, Even Stevens, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Malcolm in the Middle, Hotel Transylvania, DuckTales, Elena of Avalor, Sofia the First, The Proud Family, The Emperor’s New Groove, American Dragon Jake Long, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fish Hooks, Smart House, Invisible Dad, Tender Loving Care, My Magic Dog, Boy Meets World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Shorty Mc Shorts’ Shorts, Shezow, Call of Duty Dog, Sonic for Hire, Video Game Violence Saves the World from Violent Video Games, Doge, Nyan Cat, Wolfychu, Lilypichu, Emirichu, TheOdd1sOut, Domics, Jaiden Animations, Game Theory, Dorkly, Pokemon Rusty, The Greatest Showman, Doodle Jump, Happy Jump, Seen, Color Switch, Agar.io, Slither.io, Cookie Clicker, Donut County, Bitcoin Billionaire, Paper.io, Highschool Romance, Highschool Possession, Nekopara, Ren'Py, Voltron Legendary Defender, Wander Over Yonder, Kablam!, Doug, Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Lego DC, Lego Friends, FL Studio, R.O.B., The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ice Climber, Captain Commando, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, Papers Please, Blocksworld, Ironpants, Happy Wheels, The Truman Show, EdTV, Duck Life, The Average Everyday Adventures of Samantha Browne, Cinderella Phenomenon, Our Home (visual novel), A Day in the Life of a Slice of Bread, a(t)rium, Date (almost) Anything Simulator, Stuck@Home, Stalker & Yandere, Tealy & Orangey, Geometry Dash, Duck Season, Ginosaji - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, McDonald’s, Karate Kid, Llamas with Hats, The Misfortune of Being Ned, Super Hexagon, Perfect Dark, Devil World, Balloon Fight, h3h3Productions, Gnoggin, Yo Gabba Gabba, Crazy Frog, Angels of Death, Imaginary Friends (RPG), Cherry Tree High Comedy Club, Pony Island, HuniePop, Tattletail, Corpse Party, Friendship (RPG), Aria’s Story, 1bitheart, Leftway, Tim’s Birthday, Ib, GLITCHED, Amnesia, The Stanley Parable, Long Live the Queen, Draw a Stickman, QWOP, GIRP, Papa’s Games, Whale Trail, 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, Doodle God, Free Icecream, The Fancy Pants Adventures, Fireboy & Watergirl, 60 Seconds, 60 Parsecs, Getting Over It, Sexy Hiking, I Am Bread, Surgeon Simulator, RapeLay, Mister Mosquito, Cubivore, Custer’s Revenge, Pizza Chef (Atari 2600), Postal, Hatred, Leisure Suit Larry, Jones in the Fast Lane, Manhunt, Hatoful Boyfriend, Bully, Night Trap, Mass Effect, House Party, Who’s Your Daddy, Second Life, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, What’s Under Your Blanket!?, Battle Raper, The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Rinse and Repeat, DeviantArt, Mystic Messenger, Moemon, Segagaga, Football Manager, CrossFire, Flicky, Captain Novolin, Sega Bass Fishing, Hiragana Pixel Party, Captain Rainbow, The Wonderful 101, The Elder Scrolls, Caller’s Bane, Cobalt, Candy Crush, Sharknado, Who Killed Captain Alex, Archie Comics, Smokey Bear, McGruff the Crime Dog, Neighbours from Hell, Neighbors from Hell, Danganronpa, VeggieTales, Oshi High School Battle, Teleporting Fat Guy (Animated Series), Smosh Babies, Planets (Shut Up! Cartoons), The Day My Bum Went Psycho, The Day My Butt Went Psycho, What’s With Andy?, The Andy Griffith Show, Leave it to Beaver, Pikmin, Face Raiders, Part Timers, Trollface Quest, Coraline, Aladdin, Chibi Miku San, This Man Sono Kao o Mita Mono ni wa Shi o, Vsauce, Kirarin Revolution, Stellar Theatre, Hanazuki Full of Treasures, Penn Zero Part Time Hero, The Croods, Shawn the Sheep, Shakugan no Shana, Early Man, Walking with Dinosaurs, League of Angels, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Stardew Valley, Rune Factory, Story of Seasons, Harvest Moon, Botanicula, Fingered, Lucky Star, Akame ge Kill, Kill la Kill, Cowboy Bebop, Recovery of an MMO Junkie, KonoSuba, God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World!, Natsuiro Haisukuru★Seishun Hakusho ~Tenkou Shonichi no Ore ga Osananajimi to Saikai shitara Houdoubuin ni Sarete ite Gekisha Shounen no Hibi wa Sukuupu Dairenpatsu de Igai to Motemote nanoni Nazeka Mai Memori wa Pantsu Shashin Bakkari toiu Genjitsu to Mukiainagara Kangaeru Hitonatsu no Shima no Gakuen Seikatsu to Sekirarana Koi no Yukue.~, Short Circuit, Boyhood, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, In Another World with My Smartphone, Wizard101, Sociolotron, Lego Island, RuneScape, Façade, Bad Rats, Iron Soul, Crisis City, Space Dude, Lula, Money Town, The Magic School Bus, Soda Drinker Pro, I Was A Sword When I Reincarnated, My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief ~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?, Island, Crush Crush, Yandere I Love You So I Want to Kill You, Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi, Kimi to mita sora no uta, City Connection, Cinders, AdVenture Capitalist, Tiny Tower, Pocket Planes, Pocket Trains, Pocket Frogs, I Am [Shape], Melancholic, Stargazer (song), Love Trial, Pou, One Chance, Dear Diary The Secrets of Anna, Episode, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, Sabreman, Kameo Elements of Power, It’s Mr. Pants, Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?, Snakes on a Plane, Crazy Rich Asians, Soul Eater, 911 Operator, Ultra Series, The Adventures of Kid Danger, Johnny Test, Brawl in the Family, Meteor 60 Seconds, OK K.O Let's Be Heroes!, BoBoiBoy, DragonVale, Crush the Castle, Demonic Crepes, Barbie, Lego Elves, Spy Kids, Baby Geniuses, Laserblast, Giftpia, Panel De Pon, Shin Onigashima, The Mysterious Murasame Castle, nigahiga, Dragon City, Clash of Clans, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, Inuyasha, Inuyashiki, Scream, Manual Samuel, Flipping Death, Tiny Thief, Boom Beach, Reigns, The Escapists, A Hat in Time, Murder Police, Dragalia Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dora the Explorer, Doraemon, Inception, The Matrix, Fight Club, The Godfather, We Bought a Zoo, White Chicks, Dumb and Dumber, BASEketball, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, The Devil Wears Prada, Darkwing Duck, Jaws, Mean Girls, The Room, Lost, Never Been Kissed, Tarzan, The Sixth Sense, The Help, The Shining, Rocky, Sing, Blade Runner, Cut the Rope, Enter the Ninja, Surf Ninjas, Jazza, Dork Diaries, Lifeline, Project Hyrax, Future Diary, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Todo Today, Happy Heroes, Asura’s Wrath, ZONE, 3 Ninjas, Dragon Quest, The Uncle Dolan Show, Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, Chipper & Sons Lumber Co., One Night Stand, GEICO, Dodo, Transformers, Bravely Default, Henry Danger, SMG4, Meta Runner, Rumble Roses, Mystical Ninja, Bio Miracle, Pop’n Music, Star Soldier, The Legendary Starfy, Gears of War, Drakengard, NieR, Nintendo Labo, Earth-chan, Rage Comics, Advice Animals, Buddhism, Bakusou Yankee Damashii, Hanjuku Hero, Mana, Front Mission, EverQuest, Radiata Stories, Brave Fencer Musashi, SaGa, Grandia, Heavy Metal Thunder, Code Age, Fantasy Earth Zero, Valkyrie Profile, Silpheed, Project Sylpheed, Concerto Gate, Odin Sphere, The World Ends With You, Star Ocean, Exit (Video Game), SCP Foundation, A Certain Magical Index, Fate, ‘Splosion Man, I Am Setsuna, Megamind, Re: Zero - Starting Life In Another World, Black Mirror, osu!, Celeste, Red vs. Blue, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Sit ‘N Survive, The Boys, Negative Nancy, Viewtiful Joe, DAEMON X MACHINA, Astral Chain, Job Simulator, Dungeons and Dragons, Homestuck, & The Holy Bible.

One thousand universes will collide and combine.
It'll take 4 months for all of them to combine. The most similar universes combine first.
How long can you survive?
The one thousand universes are:
Real Life, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Halo, Call of Duty, Earthbound, Five Nights at Freddy’s, DC, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Pac-Man, Mega Man, Bomberman, The Lego Movie, Scooby-Doo, Super Meat Boy, Memes, Wreck-it Ralph, Skylanders, The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Goonies, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Blend S, Vocaloid, UTAU, Spyro the Dragon, The Simpsons, Futurama, Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, The Lord of the Rings, Mission, Impossible, Gremlins, Gnomeo and Juliet, Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, My Little Pony Equestria Girls, Black Rock Shooter, Lego Dimensions, Portal, Plants Vs Zombies, Machinarium, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, Baldi’s Basics, Puzzle Puppers, Crane Game Toreba, Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo, Kirby, Lego City Undercover, Ninjago, Legends of Chima, Nexo Knights, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Poptropica, Resident Evil, Peanuts, Robot Chicken, Scribblenauts, Splatoon, ARMS, Bee Movie, Shrek, Octopath Traveler, Bubsy, Drawn To Life, Drawn Together, Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Good Dinosaur, Inside Out, Captain Underpants, Timmy Failure, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Plague Inc., Sailor Moon, Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Looney Tunes, Yu Gi Oh, Beyblade, Yo-Kai Watch, Cars, Team Fortress, Half Life, The Sims, Cory In The House, Annoying Orange, My Hero Academia, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Back to the Future, Rick & Morty, Family Guy, Doki Doki Literature Club, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride, Out There, Akinator, Dragon Ball, Super Smash Bros, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lonely Wolf Treat, Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet, First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree, Contract Demon, Romance Detective, Tunnel Vision, KAIMA, Her Tears Were My Light, Mermaid Splash Passion Festival, The Twilight Zone, Disaster Log C, Yandere Simulator, Yanderella, Mikoto Nikki, Mix Ore, The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood, Makoto Mobius, You Me And Empty Words, Shihori Escape, Tsukimi Planet, Full Boko Youchien, Love Live, Menherafflesia, Roco Kingdom, Seer, Mole’s World, Hawaiian Slammers, Planes, Frozen, Tangled, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto, Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Digimon, No Matter How I Look At It It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!, I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute, THE IDOLM@STER, High School DxD, Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show, Momoe Link, Minecraft, Locked Heart, Confess my Love, Transparent Black, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Swapnote, World of Goo, Rayman, Little Inferno, Amazing Alex, Banjo - Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee, Sly Cooper, RWBY, Despicable Me, Nomad of Nowhere, Bravest Warriors, Xenoblade Chronicles, Punch Out!!, Contra, Silent Hill, Tokimeki Memorial, Spelunker, Spelunky, Zork, Bit Trip, VVVVVV, Runman Race Around the World, N, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Gradius, Zone of the Enders, I Wanna Be The Guy, Jumper, Braid, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Charlie Murder, The Emoji Movie, Castlevania, Animator vs Animation, Brave, Hello Neighbor, The Storey Treehouse, Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bayonetta, Mii, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Unikitty!, Sword Art Online, Squid Girl, Slenderman, The Flintsones, The Berenstain Bears, The Jetsons, Okami, Sushi Striker Way of the Sushido, Shovel Knight, Kid Icarus, Jurassic Park, Tom Gates, Art Academy, Fortnite, PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS, Fallout, The Land Before Time, Doctor Who, The Lego Batman Movie, Himegoto, Marchen Madchen, Bojack Horseman, Total Drama, Toradora, One Punch Man, Attack on Titan, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Wizard of Oz, Super Smosh, Alfred and Poe, Dev Guy, Valentine Panic, Seduce Me The Otome, Trick and Treat, Haruka Winter Dreams, Scratch, 9, The Problem Solverz, Animal Inspector, Liar Liar, Love or Die, MisSHAPEn Love, Pervert&Yandere, Paper Roses, BookSLEEPer, Heartbaked, Lads in Distress, Teletubbies, Thomas & Friends, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, 13 Reasons Why, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Gumby, Gravity Falls, Welcome to the Wayne, Tom and Jerry, Baka to Test, Golden Time, Searching, Taken, Charming, Ballerina, Home Improvement, The Sandlot, Flappy Bird, Swing Copters, Turbo, Pocket Protectors, BoxBoy!, The Barefoot Bandits, Letter Quest, Overcooked, Hydlide, Oh Sir!, Taco Man Plays a Video Game, Game Gramps, Pepsiman, Gamestop, VOEZ, DEEMO, Cytus, Kitten Squad, Super Mario Logan, Dr. Stone, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces of Evil, Power Rangers, Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, Planet Sheen, Dexter’s Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, The Amazing World of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Felix the Cat, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Outbreak Company, Tokyo Mew Mew, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Card Captor Sakura, Ghostmates, Smosh, Bunsen is a Beast, Coco, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Spirited Away, Becky Prim, Kim Possible, Meet the Robinsons, The Little Mermaid, Zootopia, Taiko no Tatsujin, Alien, The Lego Ninjago Movie, Gundam, The Muppets, Alf, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The X-Files, Godzilla, Final Destination, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, RoboCop, The Terminator, Saw, The Purge, 50 Shades of Grey, Tron, Dead Space, Overwatch, Fatal Fury, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Tekken, A Boy and his Blob, Ace Combat, Master Higgins, Adventures of Lolo, Aero the Acro-bat, Ape Escape, Asteroids, Battletoads, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, The Call of Cthulhu, Chibi-Robo, Frankenstein, Dracula, Boku no Pico, Burger Time, Citrus, Putt-Putt, Pajama Sam, Prison Tycoon, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Restaurant Empire, Frogger, Freddi Fish, Fatty Bear, Spy Fox, Gal Gun, Game & Watch, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, The Man With The Invisible Trousers, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Passpartout, Just Dance, Sega Hard Girls, Kinectimals, Left 4 Dead, Life is Strange, LittleBigPlanet, LovePlus, Nights, Naughty Bear, Ted, Houdini (2014 Movie), Q*bert, Pixels, Touhou Project, Toejam and Earl, The Oregon Trail, The Organ Trail, Yakuza, Mall Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon, Yukon Trail, Detention, The Nutshack, LazyTown, Purgatory, Desolate Village, The Desolate Hope, The Pilgrim’s Progress, Captain Bible, Bad Milk, Journey to the West, Death Squared, Watch_Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, Paletta, Wrecking Crew, Sara is Missing, Simulacra, Welcome to the Game, Rides with Strangers, A Normal Lost Phone, Mogeko Castle, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Little Nightmares, Little Einsteins, Sally Face, Fran Bow, Kick the Buddy, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Phineas and Ferb, Big Nate, Nate is Late, The Ring, Inanimate Insanity, Winx Club, Tinkerbell, Sausage Party, The Lord of the Rings, Duck Hunt, Starfox, F-Zero, Enchanted, Roblox, Hearthstone, Talking Tom, Crossy Road, Granny, The Titanic, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, El Tigre, Mucha Lucha, The Book of Life, Cuphead, Waterworld, GradeAUnderA, Foodfight!, Cyanide and Happiness, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Brave Little Toaster, PlayStation, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Club Penguin, Sonic.exe, Pivot Stick Animator, Mr. Bean, Skitzo, Captain N The Game Master, Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse, Parappa the Rapper, God of War, Uncharted, Bioshock, Paperboy, Gauntlet, 720°, Marble Madness, Spy vs Spy, Xbox, A Kingdom for Keflings, Cloudberry Kingdom, Girls Like Robots, Can Your Pet, Snail, Snail Bob, The King’s Avatar, King’s Knight, King’s Quest, Monster Bark, Haunt the House, Detective Grimoire, Sort the Court, Wallace and Gromit, Frankenweenie, Atelier, Recetterar An Item Shop’s Tale, Tales Of, Lost Sphear, PETA, Cooking Mama, Gish, Aquaria, Owlboy, Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Mighty no. 9, Blaster Master, Vroom in the Night Sky, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Senran Kagura, Disgaea, The Legend of Dark Witch, Pico’s School, Riddle School, Clock Crew, Lock Legion, Steamshovel Harry, Bionicles, Hero Factory, Alien Conquest, XCOM, Chantelise, Yobi’s Basic Spelling Tricks, The House of the Dead, The Typing of the Dead, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, Where’s Wally?, Where’s Waldo?, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Adam Ruins Everything, South Park, The Human Centipede, CollegeHumor, Kingdom Hearts, King Kong, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Edward Scissorhands, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma, DanTDM, Anthony Padilla, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Angry Video Game Nerd, James Bond, Epic, Dance Dance Revolution, Edd Edd n’ Eddy, Hey Arnold, Codename Kids Next Door, Back to Backspace, Big City Greens, Danger Planet, Twelve Forever, Infinity Train, Jack & Jill (Adam Sandler), Red Dog, Air Bud, 101 Dalmations, Element Animations, The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, That’s So Raven, Milo Murphy’s Law, Even Stevens, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Malcolm in the Middle, Hotel Transylvania, DuckTales, Elena of Avalor, Sofia the First, The Proud Family, The Emperor’s New Groove, American Dragon Jake Long, Fanboy & Chum Chum, Fish Hooks, Smart House, Invisible Dad, Tender Loving Care, My Magic Dog, Boy Meets World, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Shorty Mc Shorts’ Shorts, Shezow, Call of Duty Dog, Sonic for Hire, Video Game Violence Saves the World from Violent Video Games, Doge, Nyan Cat, Wolfychu, Lilypichu, Emirichu, TheOdd1sOut, Domics, Jaiden Animations, Game Theory, Dorkly, Pokemon Rusty, The Greatest Showman, Doodle Jump, Happy Jump, Seen, Color Switch, Agar.io, Slither.io, Cookie Clicker, Donut County, Bitcoin Billionaire, Paper.io, Highschool Romance, Highschool Possession, Nekopara, Ren'Py, Voltron Legendary Defender, Wander Over Yonder, Kablam!, Doug, Avatar The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Garfield, Calvin & Hobbes, Lego DC, Lego Friends, FL Studio, R.O.B., The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Ice Climber, Captain Commando, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, Papers Please, Blocksworld, Ironpants, Happy Wheels, The Truman Show, EdTV, Duck Life, The Average Everyday Adventures of Samantha Browne, Cinderella Phenomenon, Our Home (visual novel), A Day in the Life of a Slice of Bread, a(t)rium, Date (almost) Anything Simulator, Stuck@Home, Stalker & Yandere, Tealy & Orangey, Geometry Dash, Duck Season, Ginosaji - The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, McDonald’s, Karate Kid, Llamas with Hats, The Misfortune of Being Ned, Super Hexagon, Perfect Dark, Devil World, Balloon Fight, h3h3Productions, Gnoggin, Yo Gabba Gabba, Crazy Frog, Angels of Death, Imaginary Friends (RPG), Cherry Tree High Comedy Club, Pony Island, HuniePop, Tattletail, Corpse Party, Friendship (RPG), Aria’s Story, 1bitheart, Leftway, Tim’s Birthday, Ib, GLITCHED, Amnesia, The Stanley Parable, Long Live the Queen, Draw a Stickman, QWOP, GIRP, Papa’s Games, Whale Trail, 5 Minutes to Kill Yourself, Doodle God, Free Icecream, The Fancy Pants Adventures, Fireboy & Watergirl, 60 Seconds, 60 Parsecs, Getting Over It, Sexy Hiking, I Am Bread, Surgeon Simulator, RapeLay, Mister Mosquito, Cubivore, Custer’s Revenge, Pizza Chef (Atari 2600), Postal, Hatred, Leisure Suit Larry, Jones in the Fast Lane, Manhunt, Hatoful Boyfriend, Bully, Night Trap, Mass Effect, House Party, Who’s Your Daddy, Second Life, Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015, What’s Under Your Blanket!?, Battle Raper, The Maiden Rape Assault - Violent Semen Inferno, Hetalia, Ouran High School Host Club, Rinse and Repeat, DeviantArt, Mystic Messenger, Moemon, Segagaga, Football Manager, CrossFire, Flicky, Captain Novolin, Sega Bass Fishing, Hiragana Pixel Party, Captain Rainbow, The Wonderful 101, The Elder Scrolls, Caller’s Bane, Cobalt, Candy Crush, Sharknado, Who Killed Captain Alex, Archie Comics, Smokey Bear, McGruff the Crime Dog, Neighbours from Hell, Neighbors from Hell, Danganronpa, VeggieTales, Oshi High School Battle, Teleporting Fat Guy (Animated Series), Smosh Babies, Planets (Shut Up! Cartoons), The Day My Bum Went Psycho, The Day My Butt Went Psycho, What’s With Andy?, The Andy Griffith Show, Leave it to Beaver, Pikmin, Face Raiders, Part Timers, Trollface Quest, Coraline, Aladdin, Chibi Miku San, This Man Sono Kao o Mita Mono ni wa Shi o, Vsauce, Kirarin Revolution, Stellar Theatre, Hanazuki Full of Treasures, Penn Zero Part Time Hero, The Croods, Shawn the Sheep, Shakugan no Shana, Early Man, Walking with Dinosaurs, League of Angels, League of Legends, World of Warcraft, Starcraft, Stardew Valley, Rune Factory, Story of Seasons, Harvest Moon, Botanicula, Fingered, Lucky Star, Akame ge Kill, Kill la Kill, Cowboy Bebop, Recovery of an MMO Junkie, KonoSuba, God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World!, Natsuiro Haisukuru★Seishun Hakusho ~Tenkou Shonichi no Ore ga Osananajimi to Saikai shitara Houdoubuin ni Sarete ite Gekisha Shounen no Hibi wa Sukuupu Dairenpatsu de Igai to Motemote nanoni Nazeka Mai Memori wa Pantsu Shashin Bakkari toiu Genjitsu to Mukiainagara Kangaeru Hitonatsu no Shima no Gakuen Seikatsu to Sekirarana Koi no Yukue.~, Short Circuit, Boyhood, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, In Another World with My Smartphone, Wizard101, Sociolotron, Lego Island, RuneScape, Façade, Bad Rats, Iron Soul, Crisis City, Space Dude, Lula, Money Town, The Magic School Bus, Soda Drinker Pro, I Was A Sword When I Reincarnated, My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief ~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?, Island, Crush Crush, Yandere I Love You So I Want to Kill You, Kimi to Kanojo to Kanojo no Koi, Kimi to mita sora no uta, City Connection, Cinders, AdVenture Capitalist, Tiny Tower, Pocket Planes, Pocket Trains, Pocket Frogs, I Am [Shape], Melancholic, Stargazer (song), Love Trial, Pou, One Chance, Dear Diary The Secrets of Anna, Episode, Kim Kardashian Hollywood, Sabreman, Kameo Elements of Power, It’s Mr. Pants, Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?, Snakes on a Plane, Crazy Rich Asians, Soul Eater, 911 Operator, Ultra Series, The Adventures of Kid Danger, Johnny Test, Brawl in the Family, Meteor 60 Seconds, OK K.O Let's Be Heroes!, BoBoiBoy, DragonVale, Crush the Castle, Demonic Crepes, Barbie, Lego Elves, Spy Kids, Baby Geniuses, Laserblast, Giftpia, Panel De Pon, Shin Onigashima, The Mysterious Murasame Castle, nigahiga, Dragon City, Clash of Clans, Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme, Inuyasha, Inuyashiki, Scream, Manual Samuel, Flipping Death, Tiny Thief, Boom Beach, Reigns, The Escapists, A Hat in Time, Murder Police, Dragalia Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dora the Explorer, Doraemon, Inception, The Matrix, Fight Club, The Godfather, We Bought a Zoo, White Chicks, Dumb and Dumber, BASEketball, The Breakfast Club, Donnie Darko, The Devil Wears Prada, Darkwing Duck, Jaws, Mean Girls, The Room, Lost, Never Been Kissed, Tarzan, The Sixth Sense, The Help, The Shining, Rocky, Sing, Blade Runner, Cut the Rope, Enter the Ninja, Surf Ninjas, Jazza, Dork Diaries, Lifeline, Project Hyrax, Future Diary, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Todo Today, Happy Heroes, Asura’s Wrath, ZONE, 3 Ninjas, Dragon Quest, The Uncle Dolan Show, Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, Chipper & Sons Lumber Co., One Night Stand, GEICO, Dodo, Transformers, Bravely Default, Henry Danger, SMG4, Meta Runner, Rumble Roses, Mystical Ninja, Bio Miracle, Pop’n Music, Star Soldier, The Legendary Starfy, Gears of War, Drakengard, NieR, Nintendo Labo, Earth-chan, Rage Comics, Advice Animals, Buddhism, Bakusou Yankee Damashii, Hanjuku Hero, Mana, Front Mission, EverQuest, Radiata Stories, Brave Fencer Musashi, SaGa, Grandia, Heavy Metal Thunder, Code Age, Fantasy Earth Zero, Valkyrie Profile, Silpheed, Project Sylpheed, Concerto Gate, Odin Sphere, The World Ends With You, Star Ocean, Exit (Video Game), SCP Foundation, A Certain Magical Index, Fate, ‘Splosion Man, I Am Setsuna, Megamind, Re: Zero - Starting Life In Another World, Black Mirror, osu!, Celeste, Red vs. Blue, That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime, Sit ‘N Survive, The Boys, Negative Nancy, Viewtiful Joe, DAEMON X MACHINA, Astral Chain, Job Simulator, Dungeons and Dragons, Homestuck, & The Holy Bible.

One thousand universes will collide and combine.
It'll take 4 months for all of them to combine. The most similar universes combine first.
How long can you survive?
The one thousand universes are:
Real Life, Super Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Crash Bandicoot, Halo, Call of Duty, Earthbound, Five Nights at Freddy’s, DC, Marvel, Ghostbusters, Pac-Man, Mega Man, Bomberman, The Lego Movie, Scooby-Doo, Super Meat Boy, Memes, Wreck-it Ralph, Skylanders, The A-Team, Knight Rider, The Goonies, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, Blend S, Vocaloid, UTAU, Spyro the Dragon, The Simpsons, Futurama, Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, The Lord of the Rings, Mission, Impossible, Gremlins, Gnomeo and Juliet, Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls Z, Beetlejuice, My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic, My Little Pony Equestria Girls, Black Rock Shooter, Lego Dimensions, Portal, Plants Vs Zombies, Machinarium, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots, Baldi’s Basics, Puzzle Puppers, Crane Game Toreba, Snipperclips, Puyo Puyo, Kirby, Lego City Undercover, Ninjago, Legends of Chima, Nexo Knights, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Poptropica, Resident Evil, Peanuts, Robot Chicken, Scribblenauts, Splatoon, ARMS, Bee Movie, Shrek, Octopath Traveler, Bubsy, Drawn To Life, Drawn Together, Toy Story, A Bug’s Life, Finding Nemo, Wall-E, The Good Dinosaur, Inside Out, Captain Underpants, Timmy Failure, Spongebob Squarepants, The Loud House, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Cow & Chicken, Samurai Jack, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, Plague Inc., Sailor Moon, Ghost Trick, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Looney Tunes, Yu Gi Oh, Beyblade, Yo-Kai Watch, Cars, Team Fortress, Half Life, The Sims, Cory In The House, Annoying Orange, My Hero Academia, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, Back to the Future, Rick & Morty, Family Guy, Doki Doki Literature Club, Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Jetpack Joyride, Out There, Akinator, Dragon Ball, Super Smash Bros, Star Wars, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lonely Wolf Treat, Syrup and the Ultimate Sweet, First Kiss as a Spooky Soiree, Contract Demon, Romance Detective, Tunnel Vision, KAIMA, Her Tears Were My Light, Mermaid Splash Passion Festival, The Twilight Zone, Disaster Log C, Yandere Simulator, Yanderella, Mikoto Nikki, Mix Ore, The Dark Side of Red Riding Hood, Makoto Mobius, You Me And Empty Words, Shihori Escape, Tsukimi Planet, Full Boko Youchien, Love Live, Menherafflesia, Roco Kingdom, Seer, Mole’s World, Hawaiian Slammers, Planes, Frozen, Tangled, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto, Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Digimon, No Matter How I Look At It It’s You Guy’s Fault I’m Not Popular!, I Can’t Believe My Little Sister is This Cute, THE IDOLM@STER, High School DxD, Hihi Puffy Ami Yumi Show, Momoe Link, Minecraft, Locked Heart, Confess my Love, Transparent Black, Nintendo Badge Arcade, Swapnote, World of Goo, Rayman, Little Inferno, Amazing Alex, Banjo - Kazooie, Yooka-Laylee, Sly Cooper, RWBY, Despicable Me, Nomad of Nowhere, Bravest Warriors, Xenoblade Chronicles, Punch Out!!, Contra, Silent Hill, Tokimeki Memorial, Spelunker, Spelunky, Zork, Bit Trip, VVVVVV, Runman Race Around the World, N, Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom, Hitman, Tomb Raider, Metal Gear, Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Gradius, Zone of the Enders, I Wanna Be The Guy, Jumper, Braid, Alien Hominid, Castle Crashers, Charlie Murder, The Emoji Movie, Castlevania, Animator vs Animation, Brave, Hello Neighbor, The Storey Treehouse, Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Bayonetta, Mii, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, Unikitty!, Sword Art Online, Squid Girl, Slenderman, The Flintsones, The Berenstain Bears, The Jetsons, Okami, Sushi Striker Way of the Sushido, Shovel Knight, Kid Icarus, Jurassic Park, Tom Gates, Art Academy, Fortnite, PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS, Fallout, The Land Before Time, Doctor Who, The Lego Batman Movie, Himegoto, Marchen Madchen, Bojack Horseman, Total Drama, Toradora, One Punch Man, Attack on Titan, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Wizard of Oz, Super Smosh, Alfred and Poe, Dev Guy, Valentine Panic, Seduce Me The Otome, Trick and Treat, Haruka Winter Dreams, Scratch, 9, The Problem Solverz, Animal Inspector, Liar Liar, Love or Die, MisSHAPEn Love, Pervert&Yandere, Paper Roses, BookSLEEPer, Heartbaked, Lads in Distress, Teletubbies, Thomas & Friends, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, 13 Reasons Why, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Gumby, Gravity Falls, Welcome to the Wayne, Tom and Jerry, Baka to Test, Golden Time, Searching, Taken, Charming, Ballerina, Home Improvement, The Sandlot, Flappy Bird, Swing Copters, Turbo, Pocket Protectors, BoxBoy!, The Barefoot Bandits, Letter Quest, Overcooked, Hydlide, Oh Sir!, Taco Man Plays a Video Game, Game Gramps, Pepsiman, Gamestop, VOEZ, DEEMO, Cytus, Kitten Squad, Super Mario Logan, Dr. Stone, Bee and Puppycat, Over the Garden Wall, Star vs The Forces of Evil, Power Rangers, Danny Phantom, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, Planet Sheen, Dexter’s Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder, The Amazing World of Gumball, We Bare Bears, Felix the Cat, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Outbreak Company, Tokyo Mew Mew, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Card Captor Sakura, Ghostmates, Smosh, Bunsen is a Beast, Coco, Monsters Inc., The Incredibles, Spirited Away, Becky Prim, Kim Possible, Meet the Robinsons, The Little Mermaid, Zootopia, Taiko no Tatsujin, Alien, The Lego Ninjago Movie, Gundam, The Muppets, Alf, Neon Genesis Evangelion, The X-Files, Godzilla, Final Destination, Ice Age, Lilo and Stitch, RoboCop, The Terminator, Saw, The Purge, 50 Shades of Grey, Tron, Dead Space, Overwatch, Fatal Fury, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Tekken, A Boy and his Blob, Ace Combat, Master Higgins, Adventures of Lolo, Aero the Acro-bat, Ape Escape, Asteroids, Battletoads, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, The Call of Cthulhu, Chibi-Robo, Frankenstein, Dracula, Boku no Pico, Burger Time, Citrus, Putt-Putt, Pajama Sam, Prison Tycoon, RollerCoaster Tycoon, Restaurant Empire, Frogger, Freddi Fish, Fatty Bear, Spy Fox, Gal Gun, Game & Watch, Guitar Hero, Rock Band, The Man With The Invisible Trousers, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Passpartout, Just Dance, Sega Hard Girls, Kinectimals, Left 4 Dead, Life is Strange, LittleBigPlanet, LovePlus, Nights, Naughty Bear, Ted, Houdini (2014 Movie), Q*bert, Pixels, Touhou Project, Toejam and Earl, The Oregon Trail, The Organ Trail, Yakuza, Mall Tycoon, Zoo Tycoon, Yukon Trail, Detention, The Nutshack, LazyTown, Purgatory, Desolate Village, The Desolate Hope, The Pilgrim’s Progress, Captain Bible, Bad Milk, Journey to the West, Death Squared, Watch_Dogs, Sleeping Dogs, Paletta, Wrecking Crew, Sara is Missing, Simulacra, Welcome to the Game, Rides with Strangers, A Normal Lost Phone, Mogeko Castle, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Little Nightmares, Little Einsteins, Sally Face, Fran Bow, Kick the Buddy, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, Phineas and Ferb, Big Nate, Nate is Late, The Ring, Inanimate Insanity, Winx Club, Tinkerbell, Sausage Party, The Lord of the Rings, Duck Hunt, Starfox, F-Zero, Enchanted, Roblox, Hearthstone, Talking Tom, Crossy Road, Granny, The Titanic, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, El Tigre, Mucha Lucha, The Book of Life, Cuphead, Waterworld, GradeAUnderA, Foodfight!, Cyanide and Happiness, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Brave Little Toaster, PlayStation, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Club Penguin, Sonic.exe, Pivot Stick Animator, Mr. Bean, Skitzo, Captain N The Game Master, Waluigi Travels Through The Multiverse, Parappa the Rapper, God of War, Uncharted, Bioshock, Paperboy, Gauntlet, 720°, Marble Madness, Spy vs Spy, Xbox, A Kingdom for Keflings, Cloudberry Kingdom, Girls Like Robots, Can Your Pet, Snail, Snail Bob, The King’s Avatar, King’s Knight, King’s Quest, Monster Bark, Haunt the House, Detective Grimoire, Sort the Court, Wallace and Gromit, Frankenweenie, Atelier, Recetterar An Item Shop’s Tale, Tales Of, Lost Sphear, PETA, Cooking Mama, Gish, Aquaria, Owlboy, Alex Kidd, Space Channel 5, Mighty no. 9, Blaster Master, Vroom in the Night Sky, Azure Striker Gunvolt, Senran Kagura, Disgaea, The Legend of Dark Witch, Pico’s School, Riddle School, Clock Crew, Lock Legion, Steamshovel Harry, Bionicles, Hero Factory, Alien Conquest, XCOM, Chantelise, Yobi’s Basic Spelling Tricks, The House of the Dead, The Typing of the Dead, Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, Where’s Wally?, Where’s Waldo?, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Adam Ruins Everything, South Park, The Human Centipede, CollegeHumor, Kingdom Hearts, King Kong, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Edward Scissorhands, Devil May Cry, Final Fantasy, Food Wars! 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On a desert planet named Planet Riftia, there lives a man named Rifter (original character). Rifter can open dimensional rifts, fly, and is invulnerable, physically strong, and highly intelligent. He doesn't need to eat, sleep, drink or breathe. He's 5 foot 10 inches tall.
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Rifter decides to take over the multiverse. To do that, he must take the most important object from each universe and place it in his own universe. After he has done that for every universe, he will gain total omnipotence over the multiverse, and he'll be truly unstoppable.
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An example of the 'most important object of the universe' would be the Triforce from The Legend of Zelda, or the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic.
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The universes Rifter will try to take over are:
planet riftia (Rifter's home universe), real life, super mario, the legend of zelda, CDI zelda, pokemon (main series games), pokemon (main series anime), pokemon origins, pokemon (main series manga), sonic, sonic boom, sonic the comics, crash bandicoot, halo, call of duty, earthbound, undertale, five nights at freddy's, fnaf world, superman 64 (game), DC cinematic universe, superfriends (cartoon), Marvel cinematic universe, ghostbusters, ghostbusters (2016), pac man, mega man (classic timeline), mega man fully charged, mega man (battle network timeline), bomberman, the lego movie, scooby doo, super meat boy, rage comics, wreck it ralph, skylanders, teen titans, teen titans go, the a-team, knight rider, the goonies, mortal kombat, street fighter, blend s, vocaloid, utau, spyro the dragon, simpsons, futurama, harry potter, fantastic beasts and where to find them, lord of the rings, mission impossible, gremlins, gnomeo and juliet, powerpuff girls, powerpuff girls Z , powerpuff girls (2016), beetlejuice, my little pony friendship is magic, black rock shooter (song), black rock shooter (anime), black rock shooter (psp game), midway arcade, portal, plants vs zombies, machinarium, rock em sock em robots, baldi's basics, puzzle puppers, crane game toreta, snipperclips, tetris, Madou Monogatari, puyo puyo, kirby, lego city undercover, ninjago, chima, nexo knights, diary of a wimpy kid (books), diary of a wimpy kid (movies), poptropica, poptropica worlds, poptropica (comics), resident evil, peanuts, robot chicken, scribblenauts, splatoon, arms, bee movie, shrek, octopath traveller, bubsy, fifa, drawn to life, drawn together, toy story, a bug's life, finding nemo, wall-e, the good dinosaur, inside out, captain underpants (books), captain underpants (movie), timmy failure, spongebob, the loud house, fairly oddparents, invader zim, cow and chicken, samurai jack (original), samurai jack (reboot), adventure time, regular show, steven universe, clarence, uncle grandpa, plague inc, sailor moon, sailor moon crystal, ghost trick, ace attorney, professor layton, looney tunes, yu gi oh, beyblade, yo kai watch, cars, team fortress, half life, the sims, cory in the house, annoying orange, my hero acadamia, mr. peabody and sherman, e.t the extra terrastrial, back to the future, rick and morty, family guy, doki doki literature club, angry birds, fruit ninja, jetpack joyride, out there, akinator, dragon ball, dragon ball z, lego dimensions, super smash bros, star wars, charlie and the chocolate factory, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, lonely wolf treat, syrup and the ultimate sweet, first kiss at a spooky soiree, romance detective, tunnel vision, kaima, her tears were my light, mermaid splash passion festival, the twilight zone, disaster log c, yandere simulator, yanderella, mikoto nikki, mix ore, the dark side of red riding hood, makoto mobius, you me and empty words, shihori escape, tsukimi planet, full boko youchien, love live, menhera fresia, roco kingdom, sai er hao, mole, hawaiian slammers, planes, frozen, tangled, one piece, fairy tail, naruto, persona, digimon, no matter how i look at it, it's you guys fault i'm not popular, i can't believe my little sister is this cute, idolmaster, highschool dxd, hihi puffy ami yumi, momoe link, minecraft, minecraft: story mode, locked heart, confess my love, transparent black, nintendo badge arcade, swapdoodle, world of goo, rayman, little inferno, amazing alex, banjo kazooie, yooka lele, sly cooper, RWBY, despicable me, minions, WWE, nomad of nowhere, bravest warriors, xenoblade, punch out, contra, silent hill, tokimeki memorial, spelunker, spelunky, zork, bit trip, VVVVVV, runman race around the world, N, princess tomato in the salad kingdom, hitman, tomb raider, metal gear solid, fire emblem, animal crossing, metroid, gradius, zone of the enders, parodius, i wanna be the guy, jumper, braid, alien hominid, castle crashers, charlie murder, the emoji movie, castlevania, animator vs animation, brave, hello neighbor, the storey treehouse, wacky game jokez 4 kidz, nightmare before christmas, bayonetta, mii channel, warioware, donkey kong country, yoshi, unikitty, sword art online, squid girl, slenderman, the flintstones, berenstain bears, the jetsons, okami, sushi striker way of the sushido, shovel knight, kid icarus, jurrasic park, tom gates, paper mario, art academy, fortnite, player unknown's battlegrounds, fallout, the land before time, doctor who, the lego batman movie, himegoto, marchen madchen, bojack horseman, total drama, toradora, one punch man, attack on titan, pleasant goat and big big wolf, full metal alchemist, the wizard of oz, super smosh, alfred and poe, dev guy, valentine panic, seduce me the otome, trick and treat, haruka winter dreams, scratch, 9 (film), 9 (video game), problem solverz, animal inspector, liar liar, love or die, misSHAPEn love, pervert&yandere, paper roses, bookSLEEPer, heartbaked, lads in distress, telletubbies, thomas the tank engine, the walking dead, the big bang theory, 13 reason why, f.r.i.e.n.d.s, gumby, gravity falls, welcome to the wayne, tom and jerry, baka to test, golden time, searching, taken, charming, ballerina, home improvement, the sandlot, flappy bird, swing copters, earth chan, turbo, pocket protectors, boxboy, barefoot bandits, letter quest, overcooked, hydlide, oh sir!, taco man plays a video game, taco man the game master, pepsiman, buck bunny, voez, deemo, cytus, kitten squad, super mario logan, dr. stone, bee and puppycat, over the garden wall, star vs the forces of evil, power rangers, danny phantom, jimmy neutron, dexter's lab, foster's home for imaginary friends, chowder, the amazing world of gumball, we bare bears, felix the cat, bendy and the ink machine, outbreak company, tokyo mew mew, madoka magica, card captor sakura, ghostmates, boxman (original), boxman (comics), that damn neighbor, bunsen is a beast, coco, monsters inc, monsters university, the incredibles, spirited away, becky prim, kim possible, meet the robinsons, the little mermaid, robin hood, zootopia, taiko drum master, alien, the lego ninjago movie, what would you do, jersey shore, monty python, gundam, the muppets, alf, neon genesis evangelion, the x files, godzilla, final destination (film), ice age, lilo and stitch, robocop, the terminator, saw (film), the purge, 50 shades of grey, tron, dead space, overwatch, the king of fighters, ratchet and clank, jak and daxter, tekken, a boy and his blob, ace combat, adventure island, adventures of lolo, aero the acro-bat, ape escape, asteroids, battletoads, spooky's house of jumpscares, the call of cthulhu, chibi robo, frankenstein, dracula, boku no pico, burgertime, citrus, putt putt, pajama sam, prison tycoon, roller coaster tycoon, restaraunt empire, frogger, freddi fish, fatty bear, spy fox, gal gun, game and watch, guitar hero, rock band, the man with the invisible trousers, the curious case of benjiman button, passpartout, just dance, sega hard girls, kinectimals, left 4 dead, life is strange, littlebigplanet, loveplus, nights, naughty bear, ted, houdini (french animated movie), q bert, pixels (movie), touhou project, toejam and earl, the oregon trail (game), the organ trail, yakuza (game), mall tycoon, zoo tycoon, yukon trail (game), detention (game), the nutshack, lazytown, purgatory (game), desolate village, the desolate hope, the pilgrim's progress, the holy bible, captain bible, bad milk (game), journey to the west, captain toad, death squared, buddhism (religion), jewism (religion), islam (religion), hinduism (religion), taoism (religion), mormomism (religion), watch_dogs, sleeping dogs, paletta, wrecking crew, sara is missing, simulacra, welcome to the game, rides with strangers, a normal lost phone, mogeko castle, wahanodora and the great blue sea, little nightmares, little einsteins, sally face, fran bow, kick the buddy, super planet dolan, dr. jekyll and mr. hyde, phineas and ferb, big nate, nate is late, the ring (horror movie), inanimate insanity, my little pony equestria girls, winx club, tinkerbell, sausage party, the hobbit, duck hunt, starfox, f-zero, enchanted (disney movie), roblox, hearthstone, talking tom, crossy road, granny (horror game), the titanic (movie), dexter (show), how i met your mother, el tigre, mucha lucha, the book of life, cuphead, water world (movie), gradeaundera, foodfight, cyanide and happiness, jojo's bizzare adventure, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, the brave little toaster, fusionfall, playstation all stars battle royal, scott pilgrim vs. the world, club penguin, sonic.exe, pivot stick animator, mr. bean, skitzo, captain n the game master, detective pikachu, pokemon mystery dungeon, waluigi travels through the multiverse, parappa the rapper, god of war, uncharted, bioshock, paperboy, gauntlet, 720°, blaster (midway), bubbles (midway), marble madness, defenders, joust (midway), klax, roadblasters, robotron, spy hunter, spy vs spy, super sprint, tomodachi life, miitomo, xbox avatars, keflings, cloudberry kingdom, girls like robots, can your pet, snail (the flash game), snail bob, drawfee, the king's avatar, king's knight, king's quest, monster bark, haunt the house, detective grimoire, sort the court, wallace and gromit, frankenweenie, atelier (games), recettear, tales of, lost sphear, peta propaganda games, cooking mama, gish, aquaria, owlboy, alex kidd, space channel 5, mighty number 9, blaster master, vroom in the night sky, azure striker gunvolt, senran kagura, disgaea, the legend of dark witch, pico's school, riddle school, clock crew, lock legion, steamshovel harry, bionicle, hero factory, lego alien conquest, x-com, chantelise, yobi's basic spelling tricks, typing of the dead, cartoon all-stars to the rescue, where's wally, where's waldo, carmen sandiego, adam ruins everything, south park, human centipede, collegehumor, kingdom hearts, king kong, friday the 13th, nightmare on elm street, edward scissorhands, batman 1966, devil may cry, final fantasy, food wars, smosh, the diamond minecart, anthony padilla, the hunchback of notre dame, teenage mutant ninja turtles, who framed roger rabbit?, the angry video game nerd, mario & sonic at the olympic games, james bond, epic (movie), dance dance revolution, ed edd n eddy, hey arnold, codename: kids next door, galactic kids next door, back to backspace, big city greens, danger planet, 12 forever, infinity train, jack and jill (adam sandler), red dog, red dog true blue, air buds, 101 dalmations, good mythical morning, element animations, an egg's guide to minecraft, black rhino ranger, the suite life of zack and cody, that's so raven, milo murphy's law, even stevens, pete and pete, malcom in the middle, hotel transylvania, ducktales, elena of avalor, sofia the first, the proud family, the emporor's new groove, american dragon: jake long, fanboy and chum chum, fish hooks, smart house (movie), invisible dad (movie), tender loving care, my magic dog (movie), boy meets world, 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time explosion xl, dr. horrible, papers please, blocksworld, iron pants, happy wheels, super virgin squad, the truman show, edtv, duck life, the everyday ordinary adventures of samamtha browne, cinderella phenomenon, our home (visual novel), a day in the life of a slice of bread, a(t)rium, date almost anything sim, stuck@home, stalker & yandere, tealy and orangey, geometry dash, the joy of creation, five nights at candy's, those nights at rachael's, five night's at wario's, wario date, duck season (vr horror game), the horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon, mcdonald's, the karate kid, llamas with hats, the misfortune of being ned, super hexagon, perfect dark, dane boe, devil's world, balloon fight, h3h3productions, gnoggin, cinemasins, cinemawins, yo gabba gabba, crazy frog, angels of death (rpg), imaginary friends (rpg), pocket mirror (rpg), cherry tree high comedy club, pony island, huniepop, huniecam studio, tattletail, corpes party, friendship (horror rpg), aria's story (rpg), 1bitheart, leftway, tim's birthday, ib (game), glitched (rpg), amnesia (game), the stanley parable, long live the queen (visual novel), draw a stickman, qwop, girp, papa's (flash game series), whale trail, 5 minutes to kill yourself, doodle god, free icecream (flash game), fancy pants adventure, fireboy and watergirl, 60 seconds (game), 60 parsecs, getting over it with bennet foddy, sexy hiking, i am bread, surgeon simulator, rapeley, mr. mosquito, cubivore, the guy game, custer's revenge, e.t (atari 2600), pizza chef (atari 2600), black and white (game), postal (game), hatred (game), leisure suit larry, jones in the fast lane, manhunt, hatoful boyfriend, bully (game), night trap, mass effect, house party (game), who's your daddy? (game), second life, shower with your dad simulator, what's under your blanket!? (game), battle raper, The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno, witch trainer, hetalia, ouran high school host club, rinse and repeat (game), wikia, deviantart, mystic messanger, moemon (a pokemon rom hack), segagaga, football manager (sega), crossfire (first person shooter), flicky, captain novalin, sega bass fishing, hiragana pixel party, captain rainbow, wonderful 101, the elder scrolls, scrolls (mojang), colbalt (mojang), candy crush saga, sharknado, who killed captain alex, archie comics, smokey bear, mcgruff the crime dog, smosh the movie, hell's kitchen, neighbours from hell (game), neighbors from hell (animated show), danganronpa, veggietales, oishi high school battle, teleporting fat guy, smosh babies, planets (shut up cartoons), the day my butt went psycho (tv show), the day my bum went psycho (books), what's with andy, the andy griffith show, leave it to beaver, pikmin, face raiders, part timers (smosh), trollface quest, coraline, alladin (disney), chibi miku san, dreams (when you sleep), vsauce, kilarin revolution, stellar theater, hanazuki: full of treasure, penn zero: part time hero, the croods, shawn the sheep, shakugan no shana, early man, walking with dinosaurs, league of angels, league of legends, world of warcraft, starcraft, stardew valley, rune factory, harvest moon, botanicula, fingered (game), love live, highschool dxd, lucky star, akame ga kill, kill la kill, cowboy bebop, mmo junkie, KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World!, Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho, Summer-Colored High School ★ Adolescent Record — A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going, short circuit (film), boyhood (film), honey, i shrunk the kids, in another world with my smartphone, wizard 101, sociolitron, runescape, i was reincarnated as a sword, i was reincarnated as a magic academy, My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief ~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?, island (anime), crush crush, yandere (https://vndb.org/v1303), kimi to kanojo no koi, kimi to mita sora no uta, city connection, cinders (visual novel), adventure capitalist, tiny tower, pocket plane, pocket train, pocket frogs, i am shape series, melancholic (vocaloid song), hatsune miku: unofficial hatsune mix, stargazer (vocaloid song), love trial (vocaloid song), to you of the future, i give every song, pou, my little bastard, evolution (cow evolution, platypus evolution, ect), dear diary: the secrets of anna, episode (game), kim kardashian: hollywood, campus life (mobile game), inkflow, sabreman, kameo: elements of power, it's mr. pants, whatever happened to... robot jones?, moetron, extra credits (youtuber), snakes on a plane, crazy rich asians, my strange addiction, toddlers and tiaras, soul eater, suki yuki maji magic, ultraman, the adventures of kid danger, johnny test, justice league action, youtube, brawl in the family (web comic), meteor 60 seconds, ok ko, counterstrike, boboiboy, dragonvale, crush the castle, demonic crepes, barbie, lego elves, spy kids, baby geniuses, laserblast (movie), giftpia, panel de pon, devil world, shin onigashima, nazo no murasamejo (The Mysterious Murasame Castle), nigahiga, dragon city (mobile game), clash of clans, clash royale, keep talking and nobody explodes, my life as a teenage robot, no anime penguin, gender bender dna twister extreme, inuyasha, inuyashika, scream (movie), manuel samuel, flipping death, tiny thief, boom beach, reign (game), the escapists, a hat in time, murder police, dragalia lost, aqua teen hunger force, dora the explorer, doraemon, inception, the matrix, fight club, the godfather, white chicks (movie), dumb and dumber, baseketball, the breakfast club (movie), donnie darko, the devil wears prada, darkwing duck, jaws, mean girls, the room, lost (tv show), never been kissed (movie), tarzan, the sixth sense, the help (movie), the shining, rocky (movie), sing (movie), blade runner, cut the rope, enter the ninja (1981), You only live twice (1967), surf ninjas (1993), Draw With Jazza, dork diaries, Lifeline (3 minute games), Project Hyrax, future diary, sonic the hedgehog (movie), panty and stocking, todo: today, happy heroes, asura's wrath, a certain magical index, zone archive, and 3 ninjas (1992)
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Rifter will NOT gain omnipotence until he has collected the most important item from EVERY universe.
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Just to clarify, Rifter only opens one rift at a time, when he's travelling to and from dimensions. He also makes rifts sometimes if he's attacking, or summoning an object he wants, or something like that. When he's done using a rift, he closes it.
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However, Rifter will have to open many rifts along his journey. He opens so much rifts, that the space time continuum becomes unstable, resulting in random rifts opening and closing throughout the multiverse. Rifter isn't aware on how to make space time less unstable, so as his journey goes on, more and more random rifts will appear.
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The random rifts will occur so often, that is it guranteed you will get sucked into one and experience at least 90% of the universes.
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Rifter will start in his own universe. The universe he goes to first will be Real Life. After that, he'll do the rest in a random order.
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Events:

• Rifter finds a magical rock (from his universe) that grants him the power to detect objects he needs
• Rifter steals the Earth's entire water supply, because water is the object from Real Life that he needs
• The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (Portal) can now work on any flat surface that isn't made out of Lego bricks.
• The Lego Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (Lego Portal) can now work on any flat surface that is made out of Lego bricks.
• Lord Vortech (Lego Dimensions) is freed from his prison via a random rift from Rifter.
• The greens (Lifeline) begin spreading around the multiverse
• Diseases from Plague Inc begin spreading around the multiverse
• Tabuu (Super Smash Bros.) is brought back to life

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What would you do in this situation?

Hi!
I'm currently stuck trying to figure out some concepts for a VR project I've been working on for school and could use some help for the narrative.
So far the core mechanic I've settled on is an asymmetric experience in which the VR user is provided one set of information, and the audience is provided another set of information as they look at the screen. (The VR camera rig carries two cameras, so the display doesn't show the actual POV but an alternate one.)
Some ideas I've come up with: - Subject (VR user) is the captain of a ship/vehicle and must avoid simple obstacles by telling crewmates (audience) what to do, who then control the vehicle, QWOP style. Only the Captain can see certain obstacles.
-Subject is stuck in a room and must escape. The walls are filled with hints but only the audience can see them.
-Subject has to navigate a maze, except some walls are fake and can be entered (Harry Potter style), audience doesn't see the walls. (Not too fond of implementing movement though)
I want to have a narrative to it though, even if its just implied through worldbuilding or lore, but I have a bad case of writer's (developer's?) block.
I'd appreciate if you guys could pitch some ideas :)

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Pussy Riot member hospitalised 'after losing sight and ability to move' as family fear he's been poisoned
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President Trump has promised for years that Mexico would pay for a vast border wall. Now, in the Trump administration’s campaign to stop illegal immigration, the United States plans instead to pay Mexico $20 million in foreign assistance funds to deport as many as 17,000 people.
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UK mass surveillance programme violates human rights, European court rules
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All news, US and international.

World's biggest tobacco companies aim to kill Montana healthcare initiative: Industry heavyweights fiercely oppose proposed $2 tax on packs of cigarettes to be used to fund Medicaid in the state.
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Manhattan DA's office drops more than 3,000 open marijuana cases
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Pittsburgh high school to have school active shooter drill with blanks shot in hallways to expose students to the sound of gunfire
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Science

People shown photos of politicians they're not familiar with can make better-than-chance judgments about whether those politicians have been convicted of corruption, even without knowing anything about the politicians or their careers, with a link to wider faces, finds a new Caltech study (N = 325).
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Australian researchers have, for the first time, identified the presence of macrophage cells in the brain tissue of a subgroup of people with schizophrenia. The findings opens doors to new areas of research and drug development.
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We grew grains for beer, not bread - Researchers have found the oldest archaeological evidence of beer brewing, that predate the appearance of cultivated cereals in the Near East by several millennia. It supports the hypothesis that beer may have been an underlying motivation to cultivate cereals.
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Technology

It’s time for a four-day work week, argues labour expert - Thanks to technological advancements, a four-day working week is easily in reach
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Scientific publishing is a rip-off. We fund the research – it should be free
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Reddit bans QAnon subreddit
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Sadly, this is not the Onion.

Australian politicians attack nine-year-old for not standing during anthem
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Xiabu Xiabu Restaurant Offers Pregnant Woman Abortion Money After She Finds Dead Rat In Her Soup
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Putin's Bodyguard Challenged to 'Minecraft' Duel and Pillow Fight in Viral Defense of Critic
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Ask Reddit...

If a genie grants you the opportunity to ejaculate $50 in cash instead of sperm every time you cum for the rest of your life meaning you can't have any more children, would you accept? Why, why not?
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If “The Onion” had existed since the dawn of time, what would some of their past headlines be?
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People who joined the military later in life, what was the biggest difference between you and the 18 year old soldiers?
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Sysadmin

Last week I handed in my notice, yesterday 1/3 of IT got walked out the door.
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Another one bites the dust - being outsourced
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Two users sharing an account... SINCE APRIL!
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Microsoft SQL Server

SSIS, ODBC to SQL faster processes
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Took Job at Small Dev Shop, Databases Are a Disaster
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Update value of second calculated column based on first calculated column,
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PowerShell

A one liner that works in CMD doesn't work in powershell because it thinks something is a parameter when it isn't?
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[Help] Salt Stack MMC for Windows. Need to find.
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Simultaneous File Transfers
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Functional 3D Printing

Raspberry Pi case for my Octoprint server. Boring but functional :)
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Does using benches as paint pyramids count?
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Remade my door handle from last week. I softened all the edges and made the handle a bit smaller. Also due to the great feedback I realized that PLA would not hold up to the sun. So I printed this is PETG. Thanks for all the suggestions and support!!!
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Data Is Beautiful

I compared 100 years of hurricane paths vs. Georgia animated by Tjukanov [OC]-ish
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[OC] Interactive Line Graph to Compare Subreddits over Time
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World map by population rather than area
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Today I Learned (TIL)

TIL that there is an official world record for time traveling. It's held by cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev, who has spent 803 days total in orbit around Earth. According to Einstein's theories of relativity, this would mean Sergei effectively has travelled about 0.02 seconds forward in time.
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TIL of Audie Murphy who was awarded every military combat award for valor available from the U.S. Army, as well as French and Belgian awards for heroism.
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TIL according to Taika Waititi, 80% of the dialogue in Thor: Ragnarok was improvised, in order to create a "very loose and collaborate mood" among the cast an attempt to replicate the tone and sensibility from his previous films.
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So many books, so little time

HBO Joins BBC Drama Series ‘His Dark Materials’ as Co-Producer And Picks Up Worldwide Distribution Rights Outside The U.K.
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Mary Shelley's Frankenstein Turns 200
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Poetry reading by young people has doubled since 2012
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OldSchoolCool: History's cool kids, looking fantastic

Robin Williams, 1960s
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Madeline Smith, 1970s
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Lucille Ball, late 1930s
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aviation

Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Davis Monthan Air Force Base
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Coast Guard appreciation post as Hurricane Florence approaches
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McDonnell Aircraft Model 119/220. Losing competitor to the Lockheed Jetstar.
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Reddit Pics

That's some neat space saving design.
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Tie dye wedding dress.
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In the 20 years before Einstein died, he almost never accepted invitations to speak at universities. In 1946 he broke his self-imposed rule to give an address in Philadelphia
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Usain bolt races in reduced gravity
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Sometimes it is worth looking out your window.
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QWOP Cosplay
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A subreddit for cute and cuddly pictures

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too
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How to impress a Disney Princess.
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Every morning on my way to work I am greeted by this handsome man. His name is Mr Gavin
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Score*	Comment	Subreddit	Reason for downvotes	User of note?	Notes
-1326	Link	/Conservative	Showing reports	Mod	Locked frontpage thread about Trump
-1323	Link	//RealGirls	Downvote complaining		Deleted
-1322	Link	/magictcg	Wizards person taking a hit	Wizards rep	-
-1322	Link	/Unexpected	Improving reddit through downvotes		Troll
-1317	Link	/funny	Complaining about downvotes		Famous troll
-1316	Link	/iama	Bad answer	Wyclef Jean	-
-1315	Link	/legaladvice	Calling commenters off-topic	Infamous powermod
-1310	Deleted	/explainlikeimfive	Racist	No	Deleted his comment after getting shat on.
-1298	Link	/announcements	Explaining "sexualizing minors"	Admin/CEO	-
-1296	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1296	Link	/StarWarsBattleFront	EA brigade	EA Rep
-1295	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1293	Link	/OutOfTheLoop	Drama llama	JewDank
-1291	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1286	Link	/StarWars
-1286	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1286	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1285	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1282	Link	/madlads	Not amazed by a Rom	No	-
-1282	Link	/StarWars	Starwars spoilers	Admin/CEO
-1282	Link	/AdviceAnimals	Prudishness about a nightstand
-1280	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1279	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1279	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1278	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1276	Link	/videos	Poorly received (inappropriate) joke		Original, gilded at -1818
-1276	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1276	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Downvote meme		Data.
-1273	Link	/Overwatch	"COD is better than Overwatch"		Troll, see subreddit
-1272	Link	/pics	Assuming gender		Troll
-1272	Link	/Wellthatsucks	Downvote meme
-1271	Link	/unexpected	Troll	No	Successful troll comment
-1271	Link	/funny	Being a troll		Confirmed troll
-1260	Link	/OutOfTheLoop	Drama llama	JewDank
-1258	Link	/PS4	"Being civil"	Youtuber
-1247	Link	/greentext	Literally asked for them	Mod	Screenshot of sticky
-1246	Link	/me_irl	Downvote meme
-1244	Link	/osugame	Asked for them
-1241	Link	/funny	Controversial picture
-1238	Link	/announcements	Explaining subreddits shouldn't harass	Admin	Brigaded
-1224	Link	/OutOfTheLoop	Calling something unfunny
-1217	Link	/movies	Explaining the proper use of the upvote button		Troll
-1216	Link	/news	Supporting the NRA		People don't like the NRA
-1213	Link	/announcements	Breaking the link between $ and quality	Admin/CEO
-1208	Link	/murica	Racism/stupidity	No	-
-1208	Link	/todayilearned	Backhanded compliment about karma		Troll
-1207	Link	/ActLikeYouBelong	"Ugly neckbeard"		Troll
-1202	Link	/reactiongifs	Asked for it	No	-
-1198	Link	/pics	Hates kids with cancer. ...and more!	No	Beautiful comment
-1195	Link	/adviceanimals	Doesn't like vaping	No	-
-1190	Link	/WTF	Complaining about OP	No	-
-1189	Link	/announcements	Explaining sex IRL	Admin
-1183	Link	/blackladies	Caring	Admin/CEO
-1180	Link	/iamverysmart	Literally asked for them	No	-
-1175	Link	/watchpeopledie	Having compassion		Troll, see subreddit
-1175	Link	/quityourbullshit	Making rules to justify ban	/woahdude	drama
-1164	Link	/IAmA	Being an idiot about nuclear	Jill Stein
-1158	Link	/ProgrammerHumor	No girls in comics	No	-
-1155	Link	/funny	"Middle fingers should be NSFW"		Troll
-1154	Link	/DOTA	Redirecting users to spam	Riot Pendragon	-
-1152	Link	/Unexpected	Whoosh	No	Troll
-1149	Link	/AskReddit	Deceit	No	Claimed another user was lying
-1147	Link	/pics	Not liking a costume	No	-
-1141	Link	/Jokes	Saying mods have serious jobs	No	-
-1140	Link	/blog	Thanking users	Admin/CEO
-1136	Link	/toronto	Being defensive about a lie		Child to this comment
-1132	NSFW	/RealGirls	Downvote complaining	No	Comment deleted
-1131	Link	/leagueoflegends	"LoL is dead"		Troll, see subreddit
-1131	Link	/explainlikeimfive	Forgetting to answer question	OP
-1123	Link	/pics	Cringing at protestors; protesting		Troll
-1123	Link	/holdmyfries	Calling out racism		Troll
-1119	Link	/BikiniBottomTwitter	immaturity		Troll
-1116	Link	/WTF	Stupid OP	No	-
-1112	Link	/iama	Sore winner	Mang0	/smashbros type drama.
-1110	Link	/greentext	Insensitivity		/awardspeechedits
-1110	Link	/announcements	Knowing it when he sees it	Admin
-1109	Link	/pets	Shilling	No	Literally a shill
-1108	Link	/IAmA	Immature	No	SSBM player
-1107	Link	/BlackPeopleTwitter	Anti-reverse-racist	Mod	Locked thread, quality comment
-1105	Link	/TheLastAirbender	Telling redditors to go outside		Troll
-1101	Link	/nba	Useless shouty comment		Deserved it
-1098	Link	/announcements	Being annoying	Admin
-1092	Link	/tattoos	Being defensive about bad tattoo	OP
-1091	Link	/LivestreamFail	Incredible stupidity	No	-
-1091	Link	/pics	whoosh		Troll
-1088	Link	/gaming	Insensitivity about CP		Gamers really like CP
-1081	Link	/whitepeoplegifs	Police officer armed with downvotes		Troll
-1081	Link	/dataisbeautiful	Liking rape		Locked thread
-1078	Link	/announcements	Machine learning		Brigaded probably…
-1078	Link	/Conservative	"Butthurt redditors reported"	Mod/OP	Locked frontpage thread about Trump
-1077	Link	/iamverysmart	Being verysmart
-1075	Link	/legaladvice	Troll	No	Successful troll comment
-1072	Link	/ColorizedHistory	"Soldiers deserved to die		Troll
-1071	Link	/sadcringe	Horribly insensitive rejection story		Decent story though
-1070	Link	/gaming	"In game romance is for virgins"		Troll
-1068	Link	/dankmemes	"Virgin spotted"		Troll
-1068	Link	/WTF	First world problems		Parent of this comment, brigaded
-1066	Link	/ShittyLifeProTips	Pointing out the immorality of theft		Troll, see subreddit
-1063	Link	/gaming	Being against child abuse		Troll, original comment
-1053	Link	/reactiongifs	"trigglypuffs in pussy hats"		Locked frontpage thread
-1051	Link	/reactiongifs	Not having erectile dysfunction		Locked frontpage thread
-1050	Link	/memeeconomy	Troll	No	-
-1048	Link	/todayilearned	Calling out plagerism	No	Plagerized
-1045	Link	/facepalm	Questioning morning makeup "whores"		Discussion
-1043	Link	/StarWars	Sarcastic congratulations		Troll
-1043	Link	/Sports	Downvoted out of fear of being called racist
-1040	Link	/blog	Having wifi issues
-1035	Link	/funny	Being outshone		Famous troll
-1034	Link	/blog	Talking about transparency of charity
-1031	Link	/PublicFreakout	Badasses don't run		Troll
-1030	Link	/greentext	Linking to the wrong mask
-1027	Link	/nba	Not liking politics
-1025	Link	/BlackPeopleTwitter	Not asking
-1020	Link	/rickandmorty	Beastiality		Troll, screenshot
-1014	Link	/blog	Thanking donors
-1014	Link	/WhitePeopleTwitter	"Both sides are the same"
-1012	Link	/me_irl	Downvote meme
-1009	Link	/sports	Being good at snowboarding		Troll
-1008	Link	/facepalm	Calling an old person stupid	No	-
-1008	Link	/relationships	Wanting to cage an eagle	No	-
-1008	Link	/WTF	Unpopular opinion
-1007	Link	/news	Called out as a racist		Brigaded
-1005	Link	/videos	Calling out antivax-haters		Completely correct
-1004	Link	/blog	Choosing nonprofits
-1000	Link	/AdviceAnimals	Calling out awkward language, edit trolling		Excellent comment
-992	Link	/funny	Having sex
-990	Link	/me_irl	Downvote meme
-989	Deleted	/AskHistorians	Informing users about rules	Mod	-
-989	Link	/Superbowl	Asking for upvotes		Troll
-989	Link	/ShitRedditSays	Upsetting The_Donald		Brigaded
-986	Link	/ice_poseidon	Sexism	No	-
-986	Link	Crazy racist consipracy	No	-
-972	Link	/MemeEconomy	Whoosh		Troll
-964	Link	/paydaytheheist	Microtransactions	No	User is Payday dev
-963	Link	/pics	Reporting and calling someone fat		Troll
-963	Link	/WTF	Rudeness		Troll
-963	Link	/polandball	Getting it		Troll
-961	Link	/MemeEconomy	Oversensitivity about child rape
-956	Link	/europe	Calling out a "hero"
-955	Link	/blog	Epao had some wifi issues
-954	Link	/gifs	Calling out poor sportsmanship	OP	Troll
-952	Link	/dadjokes	Wanting gender-neutral dadjokes
-952	Link	/quityourbullshit	Bragging about karma
-951	Link	/ImGoingToHellForThis	2Edgy4IGTHFT		Troll
-947	Link	/cringe	Grammar correction	No	-
-945	Link	/announcements	Banning subs
-941	Link	/pics	Asking someone to delete their comment
-941	Link	/4panelcringe	Being subjectively wrong		Controversial comment sort
-939	Link	/IAmA	Photoshop?	No	Morgan Freeman
-936	Link	/AdviceAnimals	Having an IQ
-934	Link	/Tinder	Unmatched a guy	No	-
-934	Link	/blog	Informing redditors of paypal
-931	Link	/netflix	Not liking Stranger things
-928	Link	/funny	Stealing from a tip jar	No	-
-928	Link	/confusing_perspective	GG EZ and bragging		Most voted on comment in the thread
-927	Link	/todayilearned	Pointing out the fame of rosa parks		Troll
-924	Link	/mildlyinteresting	Condescenscion about plastic		Accurate comment downvoted only for phrasing
-921	Link	/pics	Reddit hates 4chan		Kek
-919	Link	/WTF	Being too calm in an upsetting situation		Troll
-917	Link	/funny	Downvote meme
-916	Link	/wtf	Troll	No	-
-912	Link	/NSFW_GIF	Having sex		Troll
-911	Link	/funny	Calling something unfunny		Troll
-909	Link	/WTF	Having empathy		Troll
-909	Link	/pics	"Just a really old rock"
-907	Link	/nsfw	Not liking dark buttholes		Troll
-906	Link	/justneckbeardthings	Getting unsolicited nudes		Troll
-904	Removed	/prorevenge	Calling OP petty	No	Removed by moderators.
-904	Link	/SquaredCircle	Arguing with a popular user	No	Previously was below -1000
-903	Link	/announcements	Asking redditors to be respectful		900 redditors were disrespectful
-898	Link	/me_irl	Downvote meme
-894	Link	/holdmycosmo	Unpopular opinion		Troll
-889	Link	/funny	Bad drawing	No	-
-888	Link	/nevertellmetheodds	Very trollish comment		Like, really trolly
-883	Link	/fatpeoplehate	calling someone fat	Mod	-
-882	Link	/aww	Pointing out a more effective use of time		Troll
-880	Link	/wtf	Not liking sex toys		Lots of edits
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-877	Link	/circlebroke	Brigaded	Admin	During the Ellen Pao thing
-874	Link	/todayilearned	Being too wholesome		Troll
-872	Link	/WTF	Being OOTL on Randy	OP	Famous troll
-872	Link	/todayilearned	Sensitivity to murder jokes		Excellent edits
-872	Link	/announcements	Changing reddit	Admin
-871	Link	/announcements	Preventing Russian propoganda	Admin
-870	Link	/gifs	Bravado		Troll
-866	Link	/gaming	Misunderstanding a cup		Troll
-864	Link	/parenting	Being PC	No	-
-862	Link	/Worldnews	"Badass" attacking mods	No	Account shadowbanned
-862	Link	/baseball	Pointing out a player's drug use
-861	Link	/reallifedoodles	"Men are perverts"		Locked thread
-861	Link	/ShingekiNoKyojin	Asking for downvotes
-859	Link	/GifRecipes	Being "that guy" from recipe sites		Troll, See comments in allrecipes.com
-858	Link	/WTF	Defending the poor		Troll
-856	Link	/announcements	Laziness	Admin
-853	Link	/litecoin	Siding with a scammer		Troll
-851	Link	/OddlySatisfying	Insulting a waitress	No	-
-851	Link	/reactiongifs	Criticizing standards		Locked frontpage thread
-849	Link	/freefolk	Complaining about downvotes (no edit)		Troll, verysmart
-847	Link	/woahdude	Complaining about language		Troll
-847	Link	/StrangerThings	Whoosh		Troll
-843	Link	/watchpeopledie	Conspiracy
-842	Link	/wellthatsucks	Brigade	No	Nice
-841	Link	/StarWars	Insulting an animation style
-840	Link	/sports	GG EZ		Troll
-838	Link	/unitedkingdom	Protecting jobs
-834	Link	/mildlyinfuriating	Having no respect for fish		Troll
-832	Link	/MURICA	Making fun of America	No	-
-832	Link	/BlackPeopleTwitter	Shitting on someone shitting on a joke
-831	Link	/announcements	Stripe payment	Admin
-830	Link	/announcements	Friction	Admin
-829	Link	/reactiongifs	Asking user to remove swearing		Famous troll
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-821	Link	/IamA	Bad answer	Bill Nye	Only 3 worst comments in AMA listed here.
-821	Link	/teenagers	Pointing out a kids virginity/ugliness		Troll
-819	Link	/overwatch	Asked for downvotes	No	-
-819	Link	/pics	Assuming gender		Troll
-819	Link	/nba	Saying america isn't racist
-817	Link	/AdviceAnimals	Anti-dog
-816	Link	/AdviceAnimals	Calling someone stupid	No	Account deleted
-811	Link	/funny	whoosh		troll
-810	Link	/IAmA	People don't like this guy	No	Nissan CEO, brigaded
-808	Link	/gaming	Reddit disagreed with him	No	-
-808	Link	/announcements	Having a username	Admin	(It's revfelix btw)
-800	Link	/mildlyinfuriating	Pointing out a useless comment		Troll
-799	Link	/BlackPeopleTwitter	Bragging about karma
-793	Link	/calvinandhobbes	Strawman argument
-792	Link	/announcements	Thanking users for support and feedback	Admin
-792	Link	/Conservative	Alcoholism	Mod	Locked frontpage thread about Trump
-791	Link	/BlackPeopleTwitter	Anti-cursing		Troll
-788	Link	/fakehistoryporn	Complaining about a shitpost		Troll
-788	Link	/FortNiteBR	Calling people casuals		Troll
-786	Link	/WatchandLearn	Checking BF's phone, reporting him for cheating
-786	Link	/OopsDidntMeanTo	Unpopular opinion		Correct opinion
-786	Link	/LateStageCapitalism	Shitting on Brazil		Troll
-785	Link	/WTF	Calling out a karmawhore		Famous troll
-785	Link	/announcements	Removing "heinous content"	Admin
-785	Link	/BustyPetite	Wants more faces in porn		Troll
-783	Link	/wtf	Being vegan	No	Famous troll
-781	Link	/pics	Calling out virtue signaling		Troll
-781	Link	/NSFW_GIF	Having sex		Troll
-780	Link	/StarWars	Spoilers aren't funny
-778	Link	/AdviceAnimals	Not liking GOT
-778	Link	/reactiongifs	Racist		Locked frontpage thread
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-775	Link	/funny	Feminism		Troll
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-767	Link	/WTF	Downvoted		Troll
-766	Link	/MensRights	Le friendzone laws	No	-
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-764	Link	/WTF	Oversensitivity to Tetris jokes		Troll
-764	Link	/lego	Whoosh		Troll
-763	Link	/memeeconomy	Didn't like a meme	No	-
-763	Link	/KenM	Not knowing who Ken M is		I R O N I C
-762	Link	/todayilearned	Useless comment and poop joke		Troll
-761	Removed	/lego	Troll	No	Mods told me the score

NUMBER ONE, let's get this out of the way because it's not as big as the rest:

If Harry had less than 95% of the shit he lucked out and just got, he'd have failed. Miserably.
The invisibility cloak, the marauders map, the resurrection stone, the phoenix core, the horcrux Voldemort accidentally made inside him, the Philosophers stone appearing in his pocket, the half blood princes textbook, the liquid luck, the nimbus 2000, the firebolt, the sword of Grifindor just appearing in the hat, the room of requirement, Hermionie, the time turner. And that's not even getting into Griphook just fucking being there when they needed to break into Gringotts, the taboo name shit, everyone figuring out time travel through trial and error, and so on.
This story is 75% "Coincidences" and 25% "Planning"(Pure dumb luck and asspulls).
We can't argue over who'd win in a fight with who because every character in this damn setting has plot armor and fights are decided by whose is stronger. Hell, nonsensical previous-canon-contradicting "Wand Lore" will just come out of nowhere to save people. It's bullshit, but let's move on because 100% bullshit things aren't fun to discuss but 99.5% bullshit things are.

NUMBER TWO: WORLDBUILDING, HOW DOES IT WORK?

How does magic work in the world of Harry Potter? If potions work despite science saying they shouldn't, what makes potions work the way they do? What makes a wizard powerful or weak, and what makes a wand powerful or strong? If some wands are better for delicate tasks and some are better for raw power, why not carry multiple wands for different jobs? What exactly makes a wand "Just right" for a wizard? Is there some benefit wands get for looking like costume store-bought garbage and not something more precise like a pencil with magic animal core as the lead, or inside the lead? How do wizards that turn into animals control their new animal bodies? If all it takes to teleport somewhere is to focus hard on somewhere, why save it for the final books when single-minded focus is such an easy skill to develop when needed?
How did a wizard with Voldemort on the back of his head make it into Hogwarts? Why is the Vanishing Cabinet even there? How do runes work? How do you learn and master the art of runes? Why is Hogwarts, "The best and safest school in magic britain", ok with having terrible Defense Against The Dark Arts teachers when "How to fight enemy wizards" is one of the most important subjects magic kids after a war could possibly learn? What makes Harry's invisibility cloak so special if others exist, yet all are equally invisible and this is just "The special one" for never running out of charge or some such BS? If "Charms" exist that can make objects dance, do those spells make the objects sentient/sapient and give them orders, or just control all limbs QWOP style? Are Wizard Chess animations programmed, or generated by semi-living golems? What has the world decided when it comes to the morality of turning animals into objects and objects into animals and people into objects? Why does nobody ever think to transfigure people into objects?
This is a world that just had a horrible war against a wizard using dark arts. "How to fight enemy wizards" and "How to defend yourself against the dark arts" is one of the most important subjects magic kids after a war could possibly learn, so why are so many rich snooty prats perfectly ok with sending their kids off to a mediocre school that can't find a good DADA teacher because "The position was hexed" or something?
If you can hex a job or a role at an institution, why not hex all the members of the wizard police, or at the very least, its higher-ups?
Why not make your own Goblet of Fire except it's the hunger games and the winner gets to die last by shooting himself in the head, since because magic, people you enter into the goblet of f'murder have to follow the rules of the game and cheating(Trying to get out of the game or break it) is banned?
This is a world where mindreading spells and truth potions exist. Why would trials be necessary when the truth can be magicked out of people? Have people decided the previous question's answer is "Shut up because morals", and if so, why doesn't this apply to anything else?
Is magic ability really determined by "Blood purity" (Genetics) or not, and if so, what is the magic gene? Can it be spliced into people or babies? Is it determined by how much you study? How much you believe in yourself? How much you want the spell you're casting to succeed? Your feels? Your ability to see the beauty in things? How much you've exercised? How much food you've eaten recently? How good your bootleg chakra network is? If Blood Purity is wrong, why does Voldemort still believe it and why do his followers still believe it when it should be a lie as easily debunked as "Chemtrails"?
Did Dumbledore inspire Voldemort's turn to the dark side when they first met?
How did Dumbledore duel Wizard Hitler Beta for days on end?
Where do Dementors come from?
The wizarding world was more prepared for students using magic to impersonate an older student to get into the Goblet of Fire than it was for a student asking an older student to put his/her name into it. Why?
If there are magic potions that heal you, why not carry multiples around? If Voldemort has all his followers get a magic tattoo, why do none of the good guys ever think to say "Right, you look cartoonishly evil. Strip down, and show me if you have the Dark Mark or not". If the evil magic tattoos can be used to communicate with followers of Voldemort and torture them if needed, why do the heroes never think to hack into this, initiate hypertorture, and use freezing spells on anyone that starts screaming? And if Snape disrobing and showing his Dark Mark off was enough to prove Voldemort was back, why wasn't this done sooner, before all the tragedies that happened in these books happened?
If you can edit or erase the memories of others, why did nobody ever think to edit the memories of Neville's mindbroken parents? Can't be mindbroken from getting tortured to insanity if you don't remember the torture happening or know why people look at you in surprise when you walk out of St Mungo's.
If luck potions and "Victory potions" exist, why is their creation not a closely guarded secret? And since it's not, why are they not abused to hell and back? Why did Voldemort rape a cat? What happens if two people down those luck/victory potions and fight each other?
How do "Anti-cheating charms" work?
If you can enter someone's name in a magically-binding contract hat thing and force him to take part in a potentially-deadly tournament, why did Voldemort never exploit the crap out of this, having members of the resistance and random innocents fight in The Hunger Magigames for the lulz, mages easily taking out the one remaining member of a resistance/order that was 10/20/100 a few days ago?
If you can Transfigure objects into anything you want, ignoring the laws of equivalent exchange because screw balance, making you Edward Elric but with infinite philosopher's stones, why has nobody ever thought of exploiting this? Can you Transfigure fake or fictional or imaginary objects you can visualise well enough? Partial Transfiguration is supposedly impossible, so how have children accidentally pulled this off in-story? If someone studied hard enough, could he/she use and master partial transfiguration? Could a Wizard Transfigure a handful of marbles into living Pokemon? Could a Witch turn two fake nails into Uzis and open fire? Why has a Wizard never tried transfiguring his glove or bracelet into an armoured hand covered in ultra-long ultra-sharp spikes to pierce through attackers still trying to pronounce magical words? Is transfiguration the origin of Magical Creatures?
Could a Wizard's patronus be a fictional creature, like a Pokemon? What happens when it is? What would happen if his Patronus was Missingno, or a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure OC stand, or some dinosaur?
Can you use memory-editing spells to make someone think he just memorized 40 books of magical information in an hour, like putting an image full of text into a powerpoint slideshow? If not, why?
Why did Dumbledore let Sirius get sent to azkaban without trial and get tortured for years, and why did nobody ever really call him out on this? He's the "supreme mugwump", whatever the hell that means. What happened to all the power this number one wizard supposedly has? For a good guy, he sure is terrible at the whole "Be a good person" thing. Inb4 "He thought Sirius killed his buddy for the lulz, so he never bothered to demand a trial" or "It was necessary to his plan, and being the good guy lets him be the world's worst good guy because muh hero license!".
The Weasley's magic map, which was created by The Marauders, is powerful enough to detect Harry even when he's under "The special invisibility cloak", the one that was so special, it could somehow let you hide from death, as if he's a real person floating around looking for people to kill.
That alchemist and his wife mentioned in the first book, how did they live to be 800-and-something, and why was this technology never replicated? If 30-40 years of practice and study can potentially make you a Professor-tier wizard, what can 800 years of practice and study do?
After all the BS transfiguration can canonically make, why can goblin coins not get magically forged?
Despite all the many ways to carry out murder and get away with it, why are there any wizards left standing, and why do break-ins and murder-thefts not happen more often?
What makes a spell "Dark"?
How did Voldemort get so ugly?
If Bogarts can turn into your worst fear, what happens when one is shown to a kid whose father died during the war, a kid whose worst fear is Voldemort? What if a Bogart is shown to a kid whose worst fear is some unkillable unstoppable horror movie villain, or a concept like total atomic/nuclear annihilation? What are the limits of this creature and its ability, and if memory-edit spells exist, why has nobody mindscrewed somebody into fearing magical cows that give infinite milk and shit oil and feed off sunlight, then showing a Bogart to him and capturing it after it transforms?
Why are parents alright with it when Snape bullies and mocks students for screwing up potions spells, students that are often children? Why did nobody point out that he chose a suicide mission as a mediocre spy to get the chance to be a dick to Harry, when he instead had assloads of potion talent and was able to correct textbooks he never bothered to correct upon becoming an adult, intentionally teaching kids with bad textbooks and blaming them when things go south?
If the process of becoming an Animagus is so hard and so government-controlled, why isn't it mastered in secret more often? And if Pottermore is to believe, how hard can it really be if all the kids in [Insert ethnic school containing ethnic group Queen Ripoff was trying to pander to here] can turn into animals by the time they're ten?
If you can edit memories, why does nobody ever try to create fake memories in people to manipulate them?
Broomsticks. How do they work?
Why are tactics used so rarely in this world?
Why are so many attacks just spellbolts? where are the spell grenades?
Voldemort would still be semidead if his followers were not around to revive him with that stupidly complex Goblet Of Fire plan. Why does nobody notice this, ever? Why were convicted Voldemort followers allowed to get off scot-free despite their crimes, just for saying "Magic Hitler made me do it"? If that shit didn't fly at the Nubenberg trials, why did it fly for Wizards?
The dark forest. Dangerous place. Forbidden for kids to go near it. Except when it's used for detention with the least magically powerful guy in the whole school. Where's the logic here?
Why is wizarding society so corrupt and morally bankrupt? Why is the Ministry so corrupt? Why do people put up with the corrupt Ministry? Why were people cool with it when Harry, underage at the time, was put on trial and tried as an adult for defending Chungus McFatface from Dementors that were "Under Ministry control"? Why did Dementors "Under Ministry control" attacking people raise no red flags? Why did Harry never object to the fact that Dumbledore chose to put Harry not with a loving Wizarding family ordered to tell Harry nothing about magic, not with a muggle family paid to adopt him and treat him well, not with a mindwiped family of muggleborn wizards, but with Harry's abusive aunt and uncle? Why is "Well I didn't want you to get a big head, you'd be less heroic and harder for me to manipulate than you would be if I presented myself to you as a wise and all-powerful savior" considered a good enough reason to put a child in an abusive home and let all kinds of bullshit happen? It'd be a stretch if Harry decided the Wizarding World wasn't worth saving and buggered off over to America to live out his days in peace while England went to hell, but why does he never once notice or question any of the bullshit that happens in these overhyped poorly-written books that pretend to be far deeper than they actually are, especially the bullshit that only flies because the writer needs it to fly for other bullshit to fly?
These are world-building questions the writer needs to answer in his/her books, not tell me the exact year in which Flingley Stindleflemben invented the Plumbus or Vomiting Draught and how many years it took for his son, Grimsby Stindleflemben, to refine the design/formula, or how many should-be-illegal things The Obligatory Prankster Characters sell in their joke shop. The writer uses pointless infodump after pointless infodump and stupid "Hey kids did I mention we're in a kid's book? Look at this funny tinny high-pitched man" after "Omg we're like so dark and goffik and edgy and cereal right now, look at this dark serious low-pitched man" moment to distract readers from all the bullshit in these books.
And no, hoping your fans think of bullshit to justify bullshit or accept the bullshit and demand others do the same is not the same as answering these questions. Worldbuilding is meant to make the world feel like a real place with internal consistency, not something you do to show off your ability to put fake-latin words and silly names and silly concepts and stolen ideas on a page.
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NUMBER THREE, ROOMS OF RETARDITY

Ravenclaw's "Answer a random riddle to enter the room" security system is bullshit. Good thing everyone in this book's as dense as the author, or Ravenclaw's gimmick would be "Getting their shit stolen", rather than "They exist to fill space and be cunts to Luna Memebad".
If anyone capable of solving riddles can get in, it can't really be that secure. Not as big a security risk as the Gryffindor one (Just one password?) or Hufflepuff one (Just tap the right barrel the right number of times, or get nonlethally doused in vinegar, which you could wash off with magic so you can try again if need be?), but still.

NUMBER THREE POINT FIVE, THE REAL ROOM OF RETARDITY

The Room of Requirement was clearly added in as a Deus Ex Machina room, because it would make a better hiding place for the FMA Stone than the trap gauntlet literal children could get through.

NUMBER FOUR, SNAPE THE CUNT

He ain't a hero.
Why are parents alright with it when Snape bullies and mocks students for screwing up potions spells, students that are often children? Why did nobody point out that he chose a suicide mission as a mediocre spy to get the chance to be a dick to Harry, when he instead had assloads of potion talent and was able to correct textbooks he never bothered to correct upon becoming an adult, intentionally teaching kids with bad textbooks and blaming them when things go south?
Also, reminder that at any point before Voldy's ressurection, he could have memorized the names and faces of every Death Eater and turned a list of 'em over to the Aurors, so each one starts getting "Surprise inspections" that end in execution or azkaban, especially when they start reading minds and giving truth potions out and checking for Dark Marks. Yeah, a magical Tattoo Of Doom connecting you to the Dark Lord might not have been the best idea, Moldyshorts. I know I'm not the first person to bring this up, but that says something.
The big climactic battle? All the shit that happened when Voldemort came back? Unnecessary. He could have ended Team Rocket's reign of terror and prevented Evil B. Bad's rezzing, but he chose to let all this shit go down so he and his fucking owner Dumbledore could get to play hero. And when I say play hero, I mean play "Edgy hero who did what he had to do".
And yeah, I said owner. Snape is a prat who's still, even as an adult, butthurt over how saying the M-word once while pissed made him lose the love of his life, who shagged chad instead while leaving him a virgin. He could have become the Gordon Ramsay of potions, or the Steve Jobs or Bill Gates of potions, or the fucking Nikola Tesla of potions, but he instead chose to become a bad teacher at a bad school so he could abuse children, especially those that reminded him of Harry's mum.
For fuck's sake, one kid's family was "Tortured into insanity" by Voldemort, to the point where they can't even recognize him. And his worst fear isn't ending up like them or getting killed by that same Voldemort/Bellatrix his obligatory psycho le killer girl, it's Snape being more of an immature child-bullying cunt than usual.
He was a dog. A petty, loud dog with a weak bite and a warped sense of loyalty. He was used as a dog by Dumbledore, the real baddie. Say what you will about what AN AMAZING WILLPOWER FEAT snape being able to no-sell voldy's mindreading power so the plot can keep going is, it's fucking dumb like the rest of these shitty books.
Wait, no, Dumbledore can't be the real baddie. While he did horrible things for bad reasons, solely to make himself feel like more of an edgy wise badass super-chessmaster WHILE ACTIVELY HURTING HARRY'S CHANCES OF SUCCESS AND SURVIVAL, Voldemort am waycis so he's the real baddie. After all, the writer fetishizes race. Yes, I said it, Rowling fetishizes race. And as a mixed-race man, I hate that it's probably necessary for me to say that before I can say anything race-related.
Come on, what else can you call seven books of "Becoming an animal-mage is a hard process even most adults can't do! That's why only Cat-guy and dog-guy and rat-guy can become animals!" followed by one offhand Pottermore "Oh, the kids in magical nigeria are so skilled, they can all become Animagi at age 10"? Even though she wrote a character like Rita Skeeter and repeatedly had her fake news lie about Harry and Voldemort's return to maintain political power, one yell of "Him waycis" IRL was enough to turn her into another agent of ISIS's propaganda department, another dumb NeverTrumper promoting and endorsing articles made by the Rita Skeeters of Politifact and CNN just for saying mean things about Trump, because he's "waycis" for saying mean things about The Death Eaters of Islam. But let's not get into politics here, even though the super-bluepilled writer was so goddamn stupid and prone to stealing ideas wholesale without remixing or reinventing them she accidentally made something redpilled on fake news, which is something that should be talked about more, all major american and british news stations are owned by companies that are owned by eight people, and sponsored by liberals who pay them to produce anti-trump propaganda to distract you from the "Fast And Furious" crap Obama got caught pulling, but let's move on. Anyone who asks about Fast And Furious is getting the short version. Unless they PM me about it, then they get the long version. MOVING ON

PART 5: SHIT GOVERNMENT

The government in Harry Potter makes the NCR look like a functioning altrustic nation of heroes.
It's unrealistically shit, even by the thought-policing EU-owned UK's standards.
It constantly bounces between all-powerful and corrupt.
Dumbledore is an amazingly powerful wizard.
Dumbledore can't help Harry except with behind-the-scenes deus ex machina shit.
These two sentences don't go together.
The Wizard Government is an old-world government where old families control everything and human rights are optional.
The Wizard Government is a modern globalist government where the lied-to misinformed voters vote in members of death cults and nobody can do anything about it, not even the rich and powerful. Human rights are optional.
These two sentences don't go together.
Also, there's a secret conspiracy called The Order of The Pheonix that never does anything or helps any of its high-power members do anything about the obvious Death Eater takeover of the government, because this writer doesn't realize making Dumbledore the Illuminati boss and then making him powerless to stop blatant abuses of power and blatant violations of the law by corrupt Ministry officials is duuuuumb. Dumbledore's all-powerful and he only refuses to do shit when he and the writer believe it'd make things more dramatic this way.
Also, "it'd make things more dramatic this way and I want to feel like I'm helping" is the only justification Dumbledore ever has for any of his shit. That, and "It's necessary because I say so, muh greater good".

PART 6: DUMBASS AUREO: DUMBLEDORE WOULD BE THE REAL VILLAIN OF THESE STORIES IF VOLDEMORT WASN'T A BAD CARTOON CHARACTER

He told no one from the Order about the Horcruxes. He used Harry as a child soldier, fully intending to sacrifice Harry to save a world that'd deify that kid and Dumbles.
He left a newborn baby with an abusive family and let him stay with that abusive family for over 10 years. Why? Because Dumbledore didn't want Harry to "Get a big head". He wanted Harry beaten down and willing to die. Throw away the License-To-Be-A-"Chessmaster" license the books fucking ORDERED you to give him, and look at his actions rationally. He's no hero. He's a shit Dumbledore. And he was the ORIGINAL dumbledore, man. The original dumbledore was shittier than you realize, and I fucking DARE you to say thinking child abuse is morally wrong is a nitpick. No, really, do it, so everyone can know who the shitheads that don't belond on a fiction-discussing subreddit are.
Don't even get me started about letting a good man rot in turbo-jail for being accused of the murder of his best friends, let's skip that and go back to the kid because there's more to talk about there.
He could have put this kid under deep cover, left him with Order agents hiding up north in Buttfuck, Nowhere, Scotland, while giving the kid a human name like Mark Dent or Clark Dent or Oliver Twist or John Kane or John Connor. These two order agents would be willing to raise the kid as a normal kid who wants to get fit and become a cop or soldier or whatever when he grew up. Then, on the big day, he's told his wizard name is Harry Potter and he's the Chosen One.
This would result in a better Harry than malnourished miserable abused Harry who's only like a normal kid because the writer sucks.
Same goes for leaving the kid with a normal muggle family COMPLETELY UNCONNECTED TO THE FAMILIES OF THE PERSON VOLDEMORT JUST TRIED TO KILL, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT PART. Anyway, they could leave Harry with a good adopting muggle family, so he can be raised as a regular kid, THEN be thrown head-first into the magic world.
Or he could be trained by wizards to be a living weapon who only gets to be a regular kid on weekends.
LITERALLY ANY OF THESE OPTIONS are better options than letting HARRY POTTER, FAMOUS BOY WHO LIVED, get into the regular muggle school system, WITH THE HARRY POTTER NAME AND VISIBLE SCAR AND ALL, spend fucktons of time away from the untested unverifiable """""""""Blood Wards""""""" around the shitty home Douchebag Dee and Douchebag Dumb moved into. Good thing the Shit Eaters are too dumb and cartoony to check schools and the families of those related to Harry's family.
THIS FUCK AIN'T JUST STUPID, STUPID AND EVIL, OR DANGEROUSLY STUPID. Dumbledore actively lessens the planet earth's chances of survival against Moldyshorts because he wanted to pretend to be a competent Chessmaster, doing needless evil things to build up his bad-boy cred in the afterlife.

PART 7: FUCK THE WORLD! THE WORLD OF CUNTS! THE FUCKUPS ARE LARGE, BUT THEY'RE STILL IN CHARGE!

Snape was the one who told Voldemort about the prophecy because he thought Voldy would go kill James and his son but leave Lily alone. He's the reason why Lily died, he is directly responsible for her death, he sent a rolling boulder at her house and was dumb enough to realize it had a chance to also kill her. Call him a hero again, I dare you.
Dumbledore was a cunt.
McGonagall was a cunt. She did nothing about Umbridge's petty douchery, she did nothing to protect her students or even her favorite little "Lions", she was too stupid to consider calling the wizard cops over to check her bags/drawers for dark torture objects like the Blood Pens, and all she really ever did in that situation was give Harry a cookie for calling the old bag lame. What a strong female character, eh?
Professor Bins is incompetent, he sucks at teaching Wizard History, just like so many other teachers at this shit school for dumb kids.
Ron's mom was annoying. Not evil, just a dumb cunt who didn't realize using Howlers to yell at and publically shame their own children in the middle of school at lunchtime and "Air their dirty laundry" was bad parenting. Sad that she's one of the least cunty characters in this setting, eh?
The House Point System falls apart when certain teachers (Mcgonny and Snape) show house bias. It becomes something that exists to make you hate those other houses for having it better than you.
Nobody is willing to lend the time turners they were given for being good students to Harry and pals. Nobody is willing to fuck with time to become more powerful or pull pranks.
The Secret Snake Pit makes no goddamn sense.
Ghosts, did the story ever explain them, or are we supposed to rationalize them away? Why are ghosts never useful? Where were the ghosts when Umbridge was in charge?
Hagrid Remus Potter, Sirius Hagrid Potter, even Double Hitler Potter would be a better name for Harry's kid.
WAIT, WHEN FRED AND GEORGE MADE DRAGONS OUT OF FIREWORKS TO TICK UMBRIDGE OFF, THEN LEFT HER WITH A SCHOOL FULL OF KIDS, WHY DIDN'T THEY DESTROY HER MAGIC KID-TORTURING SUPPLIES
WHY DID NOBODY CALL THE WIZARD COPS ON UMBRIDGE AND GET THEM TO RAID HER PLACE AND FIND HER CHILD-TORTURING SUPPLIES
WHY WAS THERE NEVER A SCENE WHERE THE HEROES SLIP LOVE POTION OR TRUTH POTION INTO SOMEONE'S DRINK AT A VITAL MOMENT
WHY DOES GEORGE AND FRED'S MAGIC SHOP'S SHIT NEVER COME UP OR MATTER
And why is harry basically a toy getting dragged around by forces he can't affect, predict, or fight for so much of these stories? Don't destiny me, other stories did destiny better.

PART 8: MAGIC

They never fucking explained the magic system. At all. New rules that contradict what already happened will just fucking come out of nowhere, and new spells that would have been real useful four books ago will just start existing suddenly. The fucking Spin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is more consistent and nonnonsensical than HP Magic. It also feels more wondrous to read about and see. Naruto explained its magic system, that Nen show explained its magic system, Harry Potter was written for people that don't care about whether they're reading a quality work of fiction or not, but do care when it's criticized by people that do.

PART 9: BAD EXCUSES

Sword Art Online is a better self-insert fanfiction-type adventure where everyone can become the hero and feel speshul.
Naruto has a better-built world with more stuff to do in it.
With all the text Rowling wasted on "worldbuilding", you'd think she would have spent some goddamn time on actual worldbuilding.
If it's "Just fiction" and therefore exempt from any and all criticism, does the same go for all fanmade fanfics? This isn't some woman's self-published DeanxWinchester fanfiction, this is a best-selling book and major cultural icon. Or it was, before she embarassed herself with the "Nigerians can into magic a million times better than whitey!" and "HARRY POTTER WOULD AGREE WITH ME ABOUT IRAQ AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE VOLDEMORT!" stuff.
Don't "I'll tell you how magic works, it just does" me, these books take place into a school for learning magic, so some effort should be put into getting the rules down BEFORE the books are written, not after them. The Spin from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure "Just works" and "Just does what it says on the tin", Harry Potter magic does whatever the writer needs it to do.

PART 10: IN SUMMATION...

Do you know what Godson means? Rowling doesn't. It means, "If my wife and I die, you're the kid's new dad, and until then you're like a non-blood-related uncle". Dumbledore spat on and shat on James and Lily Potter, their last will and testament, the man they chose as godfather, and their wishes for this boy. Say what you will about how Sirius and Lupin and whatsherface turned out, and how raising a child together might have changed them and made them into better parents. Because I can say what I will about what cunts Dumbledore and Snape were.
It's a shame so many "harry becomes his own man" stories, written by children that were able to see things wrong with Rowling's world she and her editors and ghostwriters couldn't, often added additional bad things to that list of shit Dumbles pulled. There isn't really any need to add more shit onto the steaming pile that is dumbledore. He doesn't need to have "Killed eight babies to test the power of blood wards against standard wards, turns out BWs stand up to trebuchets better" or "Is the reason why Voldy turned evil" on his list of misdeeds.
Honestly, harry should have pressed charges. He was tried as an adult by the ministry, he was recognized as an adult by the magical triwizard bullshit games, all under the age of 16, so he even could have pulled it off as a kid had he found a decent lawyer willing to have "corrected the biggest injustices ever in the wizarding world and got mad cash from new better!richer!happier!harry. And if the writer realized what shit people so many of her characters were, Harry have done so. That would be his happy ending, he retires at twenty or becomes head of magical law enforcement after destroying Voldemort and proving himself a better wizard cop at 16 than many adults and pros. A very happy twenty-something Harry with all the money, fame, and power dumbledore never wanted him to be able to touch, while the grim truth about both dumbles and snape is lied bare in his best-selling tell-all book.
His son would also have a more respectable name, like Rubeus Lupin Potter, or (insert names of two other decent characters from this story besides Harry if they exist, hard mode: They can't have ever turned on or acted like a prat towards Potter) Potter, or Goku Naruto Potter. Even Hitler Fairytail Potter would be a better name.
Bonus: https://imgur.com/gallery/xIl9QER

P.S.

If you can only enjoy these books when you "Turn your brain off", and you think I should do the same so I can enjoy them as much as you, please turn your brain off and go back to reading Harry Potter before you sprain something. These books fail as high art, fail as art in general, fail as children's books, and fail as mindless self-insert fantasies, so if you want me to take fans of these books seriously, find me a niche these unoriginal cliche-infested too-edgy-for-kids too-dumb-for-adults meme-books actually fit into and tell me three about pieces of media in that niche it's able to surpass.