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2012.04.29 17:28 beyphy better Call Saul!

A subreddit for the Breaking Bad spinoff "better Call Saul" starring Bob Odenkirk.
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2011.01.16 02:30 Space Station 13

Space Station 13 is an open source community-driven multiplayer simulation game. Set in the future, you play a role on board a space station, ranging from bartender to engineer, janitor to scientist, or even captain. This is all happening while you're trying to not be killed by an antagonist!
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2016.11.04 18:11 HermioneGee Makeup Organization and Storage!

A place where user, lovers, and admirers of makeup can share their storage and organization ideas, vanities, collections, DIYs and all things in between!
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2024.06.07 12:14 Murky-Requirement957 What would you change in this tactic?

What would you change in this tactic?
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I m playing this tactic from first season in this online FM24 save, in which we pick some just above relegation Ligue 1 teams and try to win all (Montpellier me, Reims and Strasbourg the other two). My goal was to recreate the Valverde Barcelona Diamond, as it happened to have some pretty good midfielders on the team and no wingers at first. So I took an already set tiki taka based tactic from a youtuber, and swapped the positions in a way I thought it would work, in order to create sth better. It didnt went well first season, but second season we went on to finish 5th, and third season we finished 7th and won Europa League, playing magnificently. With the Europa League money and some sells (Pellistri on for free, left for 25m, Koyta for 1m, left for 7m), I went and bought Vitor Roque for 44m, in order to finally able to face the undisputed league champ PSG.
But things arent going as expected. The AI teams seem to have figured out my system, and while we have the possession, we cant score easily, and we fail to secure clean sheet. At this SS, im second in league and 8th in ChL, but by March, Im 3rd, have lost against PSG, have two blunders against low tier teams (Rennes and Troyes), and Glandbach threw me out of the ChL on penalties. Seems like I have to change my system, but I dont know how. Any ideas? I m thinking on changing Mezz to regista, or my Am to trequartista. Do you have any suggestions?
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2024.02.06 21:16 bchapa28 Pick My 3-Star Starters! Part 5: Wingers!

Pick My 3-Star Starters! Part 5: Wingers!

Part 5: Wingers

I’m building a team with a budget of 34k per starter (3) and 10k per bench player (2)! I’ll only use standard players with real faces, sorry!
Last post, the M&M midfield, Moutinho and Morita, won the most votes. These two will slot into our double pivot and provide a little bit of everything. As a Wolves fan, I love João Moutinho, so I’m also a little bit biased :)
Now, for our wide attacking players. Again, there are many options, play styles, and player profiles. Who do we choose?
My Winger Wishlist:
  1. High stamina, again. these players need to last all 90 minutes comfortably.
  2. Ball-carrying ability. These players are wingeAMF/SS hybrids. They will be our primary creative attackers. want them to be able to cut inside, score, pass, cross, assist, and make plays happen. Would not be opposed to a traditional right-foot RW and left-foot LW though!
  3. A solid mix of skills. Dribbling, passing, shooting, track-back, gamesmanship, whatever it is. These 2 players should be exciting and involved in lots of goals.
My Potential Picks:
Left: * Kyereh, Ghana * Thorgen Hazard, Belgium * Trezeguet, Trabaonspor * Gabriel Strefezza, Lecce * Ndiaye, Marseille
Right: * Bobby Decordova-Reid, Fulham * Ito, Reims * Ritsu Doan, Japan * Višća, Trabzonspor

Who do you recommend? Let me know!

Remember, the most upvotes will win the starting spot!
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2024.01.04 22:02 staresatmaps 2023 World Attendance Rankings

These lists are based on seasons ending in 2023. If the season is split like an Apartura/Clausura or RegulaChampionship phase it includes both, but it does not include playoff matches. I do not have stats for some clubs that might have made this list including some big clubs in Africa/Middle East, and some 2nd division clubs in South America. Non included leagues that probably would have made it include the Argentina second tier, South Africa, Algeria, and Tunisia.
 
TOP 50 LEAGUES
Rank League Average Country(Tier)
1 Bundesliga 42,997 Germany
2 Premier League 40,236 England
3 Serie A 29,551 Italy
4 La Liga 29,488 Spain
5 Primera División 27,293 Argentina
6 Brasileiro Série A 25,544 Brazil
7 Ligue 1 23,803 France
8 2. Bundesliga 22,183 Germany 2
9 Major League Soccer 22,111 United States
10 Liga MX 21,007 Mexico
11 J1 League 20,129 Japan
12 Chinese Super League 19,873 China
13 EFL Championship 18,868 England 2
14 Eredivisie 18,394 Netherlands
15 Premiership 16,782 Scotland
16 Super League 13,172 Switzerland
17 Süper Lig 12,426 Turkey
18 Indian Super League 12,099 India
19 Primeira Liga 11,621 Portugal
20 K League 1 10,726 South Korea
21 EFL League One 10,614 England 3
22 NWSL 10,432 United States W
23 Botola 10,394 Morocco
24 Superliga 10,282 Denmark
25 Allsvenskan 10,066 Sweden
26 Serie B 9,963 Italy 2
27 Segunda División 9,806 Spain 2
28 Pro League 9,691 Belgium
29 Premʹer Liga Rossii 9,462 Russia
30 Ekstraklasa 9,403 Poland
31 Saudi Pro League 9,339 Saudi Arabia
32 Categoría Primera A 9,140 Colombia
33 Ligue 2 8,632 France 2
34 Ligat Ha'Al 8,457 Israel
35 3. Liga 8,221 Germany 3
36 Bundesliga 7,559 Austria
37 A-League 7,477 Australia
38 J2 League 7,286 Japan 2
39 Eliteserien 7,240 Norway
40 Super League 7,186 Greece
41 Liga 1 6,988 Peru
42 V.League 1 6,797 Vietnam
43 Primera División 6,430 Chile
44 Brasileiro Série B 6,242 Brazil 2
44 EFL League Two 5,791 England 4
46 USL Championship 5,570 United States 2
47 China League One 5,546 China 2
48 Liga I 5,532 Romania
49 Czech First League 5,528 Czechia
50 Persian Gulf Pro League 5,470 Iran
 
TOP 500 CLUBS
Rank Club Average League Country(Tier)
1 FC Barcelona 83,415 La Liga Spain
2 CA River Plate 81,853 Primera División Argentina
3 Borussia Dortmund 81,228 Bundesliga Germany
4 FC Bayern Munich 75,000 Bundesliga Germany
5 Manchester United FC 73,671 Premier League England
6 FC Internazionale Milano 72,630 Serie A Italy
7 AC Milan 71,828 Serie A Italy
8 Olympique de Marseille 62,739 Ligue 1 France
9 West Ham United FC 62,462 Premier League England
10 AS Roma 62,043 Serie A Italy
11 Tottenham Hotspur FC 61,585 Premier League England
12 FC Schalke 04 61,133 Bundesliga Germany
13 Arsenal FC 60,191 Premier League England
14 Celtic FC 58,743 Premiership Scotland
15 CA Boca Juniors 57,200 Primera División Argentina
16 SL Benfica 57,107 Primeira Liga Portugal
17 Real Madrid CF 56,727 La Liga Spain
18 Club Atlético de Madrid 55,255 La Liga Spain
19 CR Flamengo 54,499 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
20 Hertha BSC 53,670 Bundesliga Germany
21 AFC Ajax Amsterdam 53,582 Eredivisie Netherlands
22 Hamburger SV 53,529 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
23 Manchester City FC 53,249 Premier League England
24 Liverpool FC 53,183 Premier League England
25 Borussia Mönchengladbach 52,438 Bundesliga Germany
26 Newcastle United FC 52,127 Premier League England
27 Eintracht Frankfurt 50,100 Bundesliga Germany
28 FC Köln 49,694 Bundesliga Germany
29 Rangers FC 49,116 Premiership Scotland
30 Real Betis Balompié 49,015 La Liga Spain
31 Atlanta United 47,526 Major League Soccer United States
32 Feyenoord 47,500 Eredivisie Netherlands
33 Paris Saint-Germain FC 47,419 Ligue 1 France
34 Olympique Lyonnais 46,702 Ligue 1 France
35 VfB Stuttgart 46,312 Bundesliga Germany
36 RB Leipzig 45,961 Bundesliga Germany
37 SS Lazio 45,641 Serie A Italy
38 SSC Napoli 45,617 Serie A Italy
39 Galatasaray SK 45,186 Süper Lig Turkey
40 Sao Paulo FC 43,800 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
41 Beijing Guoan FC 43,769 Chinese Super League China
42 Athletic Club de Bilbao 43,527 La Liga Spain
43 CA Talleres 43,375 Primera División Argentina
44 SV Werder Bremen 41,620 Bundesliga Germany
45 Aston Villa FC 41,707 Premier League England
46 FC Porto 41,380 Primeira Liga Portugal
47 CF Monterrey 40,794 Liga MX Mexico
48 Valencia CF 40,688 La Liga Spain
49 CA Newell's Old Boys 40,574 Primera División Argentina
50 Al-Ittihad Club 40,453 Saudi Pro League Saudi Arabia
51 Racing Club de Avellaneda 40,033 Primera División Argentina
52 Chelsea FC 40,002 Premier League England
53 FC Kaiserslautern 39,910 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
54 Tigres UANL 39,835 Liga MX Mexico
55 Everton FC 39,241 Premier League England
56 Sunderland AFC 39,046 EFL Championship England 2
57 CA Rosario Central 38,696 Primera División Argentina
58 Fenerbahçe SK 38,322 Süper Lig Turkey
59 CA Belgrano 38,198 Primera División Argentina
60 Juventus FC 37,672 Serie A Italy
61 RC de Lens 37,652 Ligue 1 France
62 Club America 37,078 Liga MX Mexico
63 Universitario de Deportes 37,071 Liga 1 Peru
64 CA San Lorenzo de Almagro 36,583 Primera División Argentina
65 Leeds United FC 36,566 Premier League England 1
66 EC Bahia 36,480 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
67 SC Corinthians Paulista 36,372 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
68 Charlotte FC 36,337 Major League Soccer United States
69 Lille OSC 36,200 Ligue 1 France
70 Sevilla FC 35,589 La Liga Spain
71 Chengdu Rongcheng FC 34,259 Chinese Super League China
72 CSD Colo-Colo 34,165 Primera División Chile
73 SC Freiburg 34,012 Bundesliga Germany
74 CA Independiente 33,576 Primera División Argentina
75 SE Palmeiras 33,167 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
76 Fortaleza EC 32,787 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
77 Beşiktaş JK 32,775 Süper Lig Turkey
78 Real Sociedad de Fútbol 32,265 La Liga Spain
79 ACF Fiorentina 32,200 Serie A Italy
80 Seattle Sounders FC 32,161 Major League Soccer United States
81 PSV 31,923 Eredivisie Netherlands
82 Leicester City FC 31,887 Premier League England
83 Brighton & Hove Albion FC 31,477 Premier League England
84 Grêmio FB Porto Alegrense 31,385 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
85 Wolverhampton Wanderers FC 31,345 Premier League England
86 FK Zenit Sankt-Peterburg 31,236 Premʹer Liga Rossii Russia
87 Hannoverscher SV 96 30,835 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
88 Urawa Red Diamonds 30,509 J1 League Japan
89 Southampton FC 30,440 Premier League England
90 Tianjin Jinmen Tiger FC 30,395 Chinese Super League China
91 FC Nürnberg 30,335 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
92 Club Atlético Tucumán 30,240 Primera División Argentina
93 FC Nantes 30,002 Ligue 1 France
94 Fluminense FC 29,783 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
95 TSV Fortuna 95 Düsseldorf 29,447 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
96 FC Tokyo 29,410 J1 League Japan
97 FC St. Pauli 29,357 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
98 Sporting CP 29,292 Primeira Liga Portugal
99 FC Twente '65 29,212 Eredivisie Netherlands
100 Raja CA 29,200 Botola Morocco
101 Nottingham Forest FC 29,188 Premier League England
102 BSC Young Boys Bern 29,097 Super League Switzerland
103 FSV Mainz 05 29,070 Bundesliga Germany
104 Alianza Lima 29,086 Liga 1 Peru
105 CD Guadalajara 28,998 Liga MX Mexico
106 Estudiantes de La Plata 28,923 Primera División Argentina
107 FC København 28,860 Superliga Denmark
108 Maccabi Haifa FC 28,824 Ligat Ha'Al Israel
109 Sheffield United FC 28,746 EFL Championship England 2
110 Bayer 04 Leverkusen 28,609 Bundesliga Germany
111 Shandon Jinmen Tiger FC 28,464 Chinese Super League China
112 Nashville SC 28,257 Major League Soccer United States
113 FC Augsburg 27,956 Bundesliga Germany
114 Clube Atletico Mineiro 27,990 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
115 Kerala Blasters FC 27,825 Indian Super League India
116 Stade Rennais FC 27,722 Ligue 1 France
117 AEK FC Athina 27,603 Super League Greece
118 Nagoya Grampus 27,504 J1 League Japan
119 SC Internacional 27,326 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
120 Derby County FC 27,259 EFL League One England 3
121 CA Velez Sarsfield 27,228 Primera División Argentina
122 Yokohama F Marinos 26,996 J1 League Japan
123 Botafogo FR 26,691 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
124 Wydad AC 26,400 Botola Morocco
125 Shandon Taishan FC 26,313 Chinese Super League China
126 Ipswich Town FC 26,184 EFL League One England 3
127 Norwich City FC 26,069 EFL Championship England 2
128 Middlesbrough FC 26,012 EFL Championship England 2
129 Genoa C & FC 25,940 Serie B Italy 2
130 Cruzeiro EC 25,779 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
131 AIK Fotboll 25,740 Allsvenskan Sweden
132 CA Lanus 25,421 Primera División Argentina
133 VfL Wolfsburg 25,394 Bundesliga Germany
134 Sheffield Wednesday FC 25,378 EFL League One England 3
135 FC Cincinnati 25,367 Major League Soccer United States
136 VfL Bochum 25,318 Bundesliga Germany
137 Toronto FC 25,310 Major League Soccer Canada
138 RC de Strasbourg Alsace 25,278 Ligue 1 France
139 Crystal Palace FC 25,209 Premier League England
140 Mohun Bagan Super Giant 25,072 Indian Super League India
141 FC Hansa Rostock 24,794 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
142 US Lecce 24,683 Serie A Italy
143 TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 24,625 Bundesliga Germany
144 SG Dynamo Dresden 24,542 3. Liga Germany 3
145 Instituto Central Córdoba 24,476 Primera División Argentina
146 Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata 24,181 Primera División Argentina
147 LA Galaxy 24,106 Major League Soccer United States
148 SSC Bari 24,060 Serie B Italy 2
149 CA Colon 24,048 Primera División Argentina
150 Club Tijuana 24,045 Liga MX Mexico
151 Toulouse FC 23,966 Ligue 1 France
152 New England Revolution 23,940 Major League Soccer United States
153 Fulham FC 23,746 Premier League England
154 Hammarby IF 23,330 Allsvenskan Sweden
155 Gamba Osaka 23,273 J1 League Japan
156 CD Toluca 23,110 Liga MX Mexico
157 Portland Timbers 23,103 Major League Soccer United States
158 West Bromwich Albion FC 23,094 EFL Championship England 2
159 Alibrex Niigata 23,061 J1 League Japan
160 EC Vitória 22,842 Brasileiro Série B Brazil 2
161 FC Magdeburg 22,664 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
162 CF Cruz Azul 22,629 Liga MX Mexico
163 FC Seoul 22,634 K League 1 South Korea
164 CA Union 22,579 Primera División Argentina
165 OGC Nice 22,436 Ligue 1 France
166 St Louis City SC 22,423 Major League Soccer United States
167 Vissel Kobe 22,405 J1 League Japan
168 Bologna FC 1909 22,314 Serie A Italy
169 Club Athletico Paranaense 22,283 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
170 America de Cali 22,268 Categoría Primera A Colombia
171 Los Angeles FC 22,155 Major League Soccer United States
172 Kashima Antlers 22,031 J1 League Japan
173 San Martín de Tucumán 22,018 Primera B Nacional Argentina 2
174 FC Union Berlin 21,798 Bundesliga Germany
175 FC Basel 21,742 Super League Switzerland
176 Club Leon 21,723 Liga MX Mexico
177 Trabzonspor K 21,694 Süper Lig Turkey
178 Udinese Calcio 21,637 Serie A Italy
179 RCD Espanyol de Barcelona 21,521 La Liga Spain
180 AS FAR 21,467 Botola Morocco
181 AA Argentinos Juniors 21,465 Primera División Argentina
182 Buriram United FC 21,440 Thai League 1 Thailand
183 DSC Arminia Bielefeld 21,357 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
184 Legia Warszawa SA 21,230 Ekstraklasa Poland
185 Girondins de Bordeaux FC 21,200 Ligue 2 France 2
186 SC Heerenveen 21,030 Eredivisie Netherlands
187 CA Penarol 21,015 Primera División Uruguay
188 Maccabi Tel Aviv FC 20,883 Ligat Ha'Al Israel
189 CR Vasco da Gama 20,800 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
190 Club Brugge KV 20,763 Pro League Belgium
191 Austin FC 20,738 Major League Soccer United States
192 KKS Lech Poznań 20,736 Ekstraklasa Poland
193 San Diego Wave FC 20,718 NWSL United States W
194 UD Las Palmas 20,643 Segunda División Spain 2
195 Pumas UNAM 20,619 Liga MX Mexico
196 Orlando City SC 20,590 Major League Soccer United States
197 Real Valladolid CF 20,578 La Liga Spain
198 Stoke City FC 20,570 EFL Championship England 2
199 CA Banfield 20,544 Primera División Argentina
200 CA Huracan 20,533 Primera División Argentina
201 Palermo FC 20,389 Serie B Italy 2
202 Coventry City FC 20,385 EFL Championship England 2
203 Bristol City FC 20,374 EFL Championship England 2
204 Oriente Petrolero 20,371 Primera División Bolivia
205 Columbus Crew 20,314 Major League Soccer United States
206 CD Popular Junior FC 20,259 Categoría Primera A Colombia
207 UC Sampdoria 20,133 Serie A Italy
208 US Salernitana 1919 20,068 Serie A Italy
209 Malmö FF 20,055 Allsvenskan Sweden
210 Club Nacional de Football 20,010 Primera División Uruguay
211 Burnley FC 19,953 EFL Championship England 2
212 Kawasake Frontale 19,840 J1 League Japan
213 Elche CF 19,812 La Liga Spain
214 FC Utrecht 19,769 Eredivisie Netherlands
215 Angel City FC 19,756 NWSL United States W
216 CA Osasuna 19,753 La Liga Spain
217 New York City FC 19,673 Major League Soccer United States
218 Minnesota United FC 19,568 Major League Soccer United States
219 Torino FC 1906 19,508 Serie A Italy
220 Cardiff City FC 19,455 EFL Championship Wales 2
221 Real Salt Lake 19,429 Major League Soccer United States
222 Hellas Verona FC 19,307 Serie A Italy
223 Djurgårdens IF 19,289 Allsvenskan Sweden
224 Royal Standard de Liège 19,249 Pro League Belgium
225 Coritiba FC 19,206 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
226 Watford FC 19,172 EFL Championship England 2
227 FK Krasnodar 19,158 Premʹer Liga Rossii Russia
228 Millonarios FC 19,157 Categoría Primera A Colombia
229 Brøndby IF 19,141 Superliga Denmark
230 RC Deportivo de La Coruña 19,028 Primera Group 1 West Spain 3
231 Huddersfield Town AFC 18,978 EFL Championship England 2
232 Braunschweiger TSV Eintracht 18,955 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
233 Portland Thorns FC 18,918 NWSL United States W
234 Philadelphia Union 18,907 Major League Soccer United States
235 SK Rapid Wien 18,844 Bundesliga Austria
236 Karlsruher SC 18,838 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
237 Bolton Wanderers FC 18,814 EFL League One England 3
238 Olympiakos SF Piraios 18,719 Super League Greece
239 Sporting Kansas City 18,616 Major League Soccer United States
240 Étoile du Sahel 18,543 Ligue Professionnelle Tunisia
241 Real Zaragoza CD 18,539 Segunda División Spain 2
242 FC Groningen 18,521 Eredivisie Netherlands
243 Club Puebla 18,516 Liga MX Mexico
244 Heart of Midlothian FC 18,501 Premiership Scotland
245 San Jose Earthquakes 18,412 Major League Soccer United States
246 Jorge Wilstermann 18,344 Primera División Bolivia
247 Atletico Nacional SA 18,313 Categoría Primera A Colombia
248 New York Red Bulls 18,246 Major League Soccer United States
249 Atalanta BC 18,241 Serie A Italy
250 FC Dallas 18,239 Major League Soccer United States
251 Ulsan Hyundai FC 18,210 K League 1 South Korea
252 Kaizer Chiefs FC 18,193 Premier Division South Africa
253 Chicago Fire FC 18,170 Major League Soccer United States
254 Portsmouth FC 18,064 EFL League One England 3
255 Qindao Hainiu FC 18,031 Chinese Super League China
256 Hull City AFC 17,973 EFL Championship England 2
257 Dalian Professional FC 17,945 Chinese Super League China
258 Persija Jakarta 17,824 Liga 1 Indonesia
259 Tractor SC 17,800 Persian Gulf Pro Iran
260 Cádiz CF 17,768 La Liga Spain
261 Bradford City AFC 17,767 EFL League Two England 4
262 KRC Genk 17,638 Pro League Belgium
263 Al Nassr FC 17,638 Saudi Pro League Saudi Arabia
264 FC 1879 St. Gallen 17,575 Super League Switzerland
265 CF Montreal 17,552 Major League Soccer Canada
266 DC United 17,540 Major League Soccer United States
267 CA Tigre 17,503 Primera División Argentina
268 Hibernian FC Edinburgh 17,465 Premiership Scotland
269 Málaga CF 17,477 Segunda División Spain 2
270 AS Saint-Étienne 17,444 Ligue 2 France 2
271 Blooming 17,338 Primera División Bolivia
272 Inter Miami CF 17,362 Major League Soccer United States
273 Real Sporting Gijón 17,224 Segunda División Spain 2
274 RTS Widzew Łódź 17,093 Ekstraklasa Poland
275 Brentford FC 17,078 Premier League England
276 Independiente Medellin 17,074 Categoría Primera A Colombia
277 Cerezo Osaka 17,074 J1 League Japan
278 Sepahan SC 17,067 Persian Gulf Pro Iran
279 Sydney FC 17,008 A-League Australia
280 AZ Alkmaar 16,967 Eredivisie Netherlands
281 Adana Demirspor K 16,929 Süper Lig Turkey
282 NAC Breda 16,834 Eerste Divisie Netherlands 2
283 Swansea City AFC 16,821 EFL Championship Wales 2
284 Birmingham City FC 16,758 EFL Championship England 2
285 Vancouver Whitecaps FC 16,745 Major League Soccer Canada
286 KFK AK Ordabasy Shymkent 16,602 Premier Ligasy Kazakhstan
287 RSC Anderlecht 16,553 Pro League Belgium
288 Rot-Weiß Essen 16,448 3. Liga Germany 3
289 Johor Darul Ta'zim FC 16,327 Liga 1 Malaysia
290 Villarreal CF 16,326 La Liga Spain
291 Wuhan Three Towns FC 16,246 Chinese Super League China
292 IFK Göteborg 16,190 Allsvenskan Sweden
293 Sanfrecce Hiroshima FC 16,128 J1 League Japan
294 Preston North End FC 16,119 EFL Championship England 2
295 Vitória SC Guimarães 16,116 Primeira Liga Portugal
296 Atlas FC 16,089 Liga MX Mexico
297 Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo 16,086 J1 League Japan
298 FC Metz 15,966 Ligue 2 France 2
299 Nantong Zhiyun FC 15,872 Chinese Super League China
300 Henan FC 15,866 Chinese Super League China
301 SV Darmstadt 1898 15,685 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
302 Aberdeen FC 15,636 Premiership Scotland
303 AJ Auxerre 15,606 Ligue 1 France
304 Plymouth Argyle FC 15,579 EFL League One England 3
305 Changchun Yatai FC 15,568 Chinese Super League China
306 SC de Braga 15,490 Primeira Liga Portugal
307 FC SB 15,485 Liga I Romania
308 Meizhou Hakka FC 15,432 Chinese Super League China
309 Colorado Rapids 15,409 Major League Soccer United States
310 MKS Pogoń Szczecin 15,397 Ekstraklasa Poland
311 FC Zürich 15,387 Super League Switzerland
312 HNK Hajduk Split 15,345 Hrvatska Liga Croatia
313 Club Santos Laguna 15,276 Liga MX Mexico
314 SK Brann 15,204 Eliteserien Norway
315 Deportivo Cali 15,143 Categoría Primera A Colombia
316 Guangxi Pingguo Haliao 15,135 China League One China 2
317 SBV Vitesse 15,129 Eredivisie Netherlands
318 Shanghai Port FC 15,117 Chinese Super League China
319 Arsenal Women FC 15,046 Women's Super League England W
320 Houston Dynamo FC 15,029 Major League Soccer United States
321 TSV München 1860 15,000 3. Liga Germany 3
322 Queens Park Rangers FC 14,977 EFL Championship England 2
323 FC Lorient 14,992 Ligue 1 France
324 Yanbian Longding FC 14,923 China League One China 2
325 Maghreb de Fès 14,840 Botola Morocco
326 Real CD Mallorca 14,778 La Liga Spain
327 Blackburn Rovers FC 14,772 EFL Championship England 2
328 Millwall FC 14,767 EFL Championship England 2
329 Granada CF 14,755 Segunda División Spain 2
330 Club Atletico San Luis 14,733 Liga MX Mexico
331 SK Slavia Praha 14,729 Czech First League Czechia
332 Ittihad Riadi Tanger 14,717 Botola Morocco
333 Quilmes 14,702 Primera B Nacional Argentina 2
334 Jamshedpur FC 14,652 Indian Super League India
335 KS Górnik Zabrze 14,618 Ekstraklasa Poland
336 Persepolis FC 14,567 Persian Gulf Pro Iran
337 AGF Aarhus 14,558 Superliga Denmark
338 East Bengal Club 14,433 Indian Super League India
339 Shimizu S-Pulse 14,393 J2 League Japan 2
340 AC Sparta Praha 14,347 Czech First League Czechia
341 RC Celta de Vigo 14,339 La Liga Spain
342 Cuiaba EC 14,270 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
343 Ceará SC 14,255 Brasileiro Série B Brazil 2
344 Catania FC 14,190 Serie D Girone I Italy 4
345 Levante UD 14,138 Segunda División Spain 2
346 Rosenborg 1917 BK 14,098 Eliteserien Norway
347 Reading FC 14,027 EFL Championship England 2
348 Stade Malherbe Caen 14,019 Ligue 2 France 2
349 Royal Antwerp FC 13,957 Pro League Belgium
350 CD Godoy Cruz Antonio Tomba 13,942 Primera División Argentina
351 FK Fakel Voronezh 13,921 Premʹer Liga Rossii Russia
352 FK Dynamo Moskva 13,744 Premʹer Liga Rossii Russia
353 VfL Osnabrück 13,574 3. Liga Germany 3
354 Charlton Athletic FC 13,436 EFL League One England 3
355 FK Rotor Volgograd 13,183 Vtoraja liga Rossii Russia 3
356 KAA Gent 13,092 Pro League Belgium
357 Montpellier HSC 13,804 Ligue 1 France
358 Stade de Reims 13,739 Ligue 1 France
359 Sport Club do Recife 13,639 Brasileiro Série B Brazil 2
360 OL Reign 13,610 NWSL United States W
361 Cagliari Calcio 13,563 Serie B Italy 2
362 US Sassuolo Calcio 13,551 Serie A Italy
363 Thep Xanh Nam Dinh FC 13,500 V.League 1 Vietnam
364 PEC Zwolle 13,379 Eerste Divisie Netherlands 2
365 Club Necaxa 13,376 Liga MX Mexico
366 SK Sturm Graz 13,321 Bundesliga Austria
367 Real Oviedo CF 13,312 Segunda División Spain 2
368 Willem II Tilburg 13,252 Eerste Divisie Netherlands 2
369 Kyoto Sanga FC 13,229 J1 League Japan
370 The Strongest 13,209 Primera División Bolivia
371 Deportivo Alavés 13,166 Segunda División Spain 2
372 Shonan Bellmare 13,161 J1 League Japan
373 Orlando Pirates FC 13,083 Premier Division South Africa
374 FC Juarez 13,013 Liga MX Mexico
375 CA Central Cordoba 12,946 Primera División Argentina
376 UD Almería 12,942 La Liga Spain
377 Viking FK Stavanger 12,923 Eliteserien Norway
378 Al-Adalah FC 12,912 Saudi Pro League Saudi Arabia
379 Club Almirante Brown 12,817 Primera B Nacional Argentina 2
380 CA Platense 12,798 Primera División Argentina
381 FC Luzern 12,775 Super League Switzerland
382 Daejeon Hana Citizen 12,772 K League 1 South Korea
383 Real Murcia CF 12,738 Primera Group 2 East Spain 3
384 Criciuma EC 12,702 Brasileiro Série B Brazil 2
385 FK Crvena Zvezda Beograd 12,697 SuperLiga Serbia
386 Stade Brestois 29 12,667 Ligue 1 France
387 PFC Navbahor Namangan 12,615 Super League Uzbekistan
388 Jeonbuk Hyundai Motors 12,566 K League 1 South Korea
389 Rayo Vallecano de Madrid 12,546 La Liga Spain
390 Wisła Kraków SA 12,527 I liga Poland 2
391 Le Havre AC 12,504 Ligue 2 France 2
392 Deportivo Saprissa 12,493 Primera División Costa Rica
393 Once Caldas SA 12,460 Categoría Primera A Colombia
394 Espérance de Tunis 12,446 Ligue Professionnelle Tunisia
395 AC Monza 12,413 Serie A Italy
396 NEC Nijmegen 12,405 Eredivisie Netherlands
397 FC RB Salzburg 12,362 Bundesliga Austria
398 Hapoel Be'er Sheva FC 12,262 Ligat Ha'Al Israel
399 Panathinaikos AO Athina 12,220 Super League Greece
400 Wigan Athletic FC 12,210 EFL Championship England 2
401 SC Paderborn 07 12,203 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
402 Blackpool FC 12,192 EFL Championship England 2
403 Kieler SV Holstein 12,163 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
404 PAOK Thessaloniki 12,147 Super League Greece
405 FC Neftchi Fergana 12,083 Super League Uzbekistan
406 CD Tenerife 12,030 Segunda División Spain 2
407 Real RC Santander 12,014 Segunda División Spain 2
408 US Cremonese 11,986 Serie A Italy
409 KV Mechelen 11,983 Pro League Belgium
410 FC Sochaux-Montbéliard 11,983 Ligue 2 France 2
411 Córdoba CF 11,817 Primera Group 1 West Spain 3
412 Barnsley FC 11,807 EFL League One England 3
413 Suwon Samsung Bluewings 11,799 K League 1 South Korea
414 Meidericher SV 02 Duisburg 11,778 3. Liga Germany 3
415 CS Emelec 11,587 Serie A Ecuador
416 FK Austria Wien 11,577 Bundesliga Austria
417 Club Universidad de Chile 11,534 Primera División Chile
418 Mazatlan FC 11,519 Liga MX Mexico
419 FK Baltika Kaliningrad 11,504 Pervaja Liga Rossii Russia 2
420 Getafe CF 11,495 La Liga Spain
421 Girona FC 11,423 La Liga Spain
422 Bengaluru FC 11,371 Indian Super League India
423 Kansas City Current 11,353 NWSL United States W
424 Beitar Jerusalem FC 11,337 Ligat Ha'Al Israel
425 Frosinone Calcio 11,322 Serie B Italy 2
426 Clermont Foot 63 11,280 Ligue 1 France
427 CF Pachuca 11,273 Liga MX Mexico
428 SpVgg. Gruether Fürth 11,233 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
429 Vegalta Sendai 11,215 J2 League Japan 2
430 América FC de Natal 11,208 Brasileiro Série C Brazil 3
431 CS Universitatea Craiova 11,195 Liga I Romania
432 FC Heidenheim 1846 11,180 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
433 MKE Ankaragücü SK 11,164 Süper Lig Turkey
434 Reggina 1914 11,160 Serie B Italy 2
435 Kawisha Reysol 11,130 J1 League Japan
436 Hapoel Tel Aviv FC 11,107 Ligat Ha'Al Israel
437 Young Africans SC 11,097 Premier League Tanzania
438 FC Rapid Bucureşti 11,054 Liga I Romania
439 Heracles Almelo 10,973 Eerste Divisie Netherlands 2
440 Daegu FC 10,965 K League 1 South Korea
441 FK Spartak Moskva 10,912 Premʹer Liga Rossii Russia
442 Washington Spirit 10,876 NWSL United States W
443 Santa Cruz FC 10,811 Brasileiro Série D Brazil 4
444 Al Fateh SC 10,786 Saudi Pro League Saudi Arabia
445 Western Sydney Wanderers 10,769 A-League Australia
446 Parma Calcio 10,752 Serie B Italy 2
447 SSV Jahn Regensburg 10,712 2. Bundesliga Germany 2
448 Sacramento Republic FC 10,685 USL Championship United States 2
449 FC Saarbrücken 10,636 3. Liga Germany 3
450 Club Africain 10,564 Ligue Professionnelle Tunisia
451 Louisville City FC 10,549 USL Championship United States 2
452 Vålerenga IF Fotball 10,542 Eliteserien Norway
453 Rotherham United FC 10,515 EFL Championship England 2
454 Independiente Santa Fe 10,457 Categoría Primera A Colombia
455 Júbilo Iwata 10,446 J2 League Japan 2
456 Ferencvárosi TC 10,430 Nemzeti Bajnokság I Hungary
457 AntalyaSpor PFT 10,414 Süper Lig Turkey
458 WKS Śląsk Wrocław 10,365 Ekstraklasa Poland
459 AFC Bournemouth 10,362 Premier League England
460 Adelaide United 10,359 A-League Australia
461 Konyaspor K 10,307 Süper Lig Turkey
462 CA Sarmiento 10,305 Primera División Argentina
463 Empoli FC 10,293 Serie A Italy
464 Sagan Tosu 10,231 J1 League Japan
465 Sparta Rotterdam 10,229 Eredivisie Netherlands
466 FC Goa 10,220 Indian Super League India
467 Fortuna Sittard 10,187 Eredivisie Netherlands
468 Cong An Ha Noi FC 10,182 V.League 1 Vietnam
469 Manchester United Women FC 10,174 Women's Super League England W
470 Olympic Club de Safi 10,153 Botola Morocco
471 Melbourne Victory 10,124 A-League Australia
472 Modena FC 10,079 Serie B Italy 2
473 MKS Korona Kielce 10,065 Ekstraklasa Poland
474 Mamelodi Sundowns FC 10,011 Premier Division South Africa
475 ES Troyes AC 9,979 Ligue 1 France
476 Wrexham AFC 9,973 National League Wales 5
477 Clube do Remo 9,950 Brasileiro Série C Brazil 3
478 Hassania Agadir 9,880 Botola Morocco
479 Shijiazhuang Gongfu FC 9,873 China League One China 2
480 Luton Town FC 9,854 EFL Championship England 2
481 SC Cambuur Leeuwarden 9,822 Eredivisie Netherlands
482 Avispa Fukuoka 9,766 J1 League Japan
483 Angers SCO 9,745 Ligue 1 France
484 New Mexico United 9,736 USL Championship United States 2
485 OB Odense 9,731 Superliga Denmark
486 FK Kayrat Almaty 9,705 Premier Ligasy Kazakhstan
487 Indy Eleven 9,690 USL Championship United States 2
488 SV Waldhof Mannheim 07 9,680 3. Liga Germany 3
489 Go Ahead Eagles Deventer 9,679 Eredivisie Netherlands
490 Bolivar 9,672 Primera División Bolivia
491 Sabah FC 9,663 Liga 1 Malaysia
492 Albacete Balompié 9,656 Segunda División Spain 2
493 Santos FC 9,590 Brasileiro Série A Brazil
494 De Graafschap 9,578 Eerste Divisie Netherlands 2
495 ES Sétif 9,570 Ligue Professionnelle Algeria
496 Esteghlal FC 9,567 Persian Gulf Pro Iran
497 Al Hilal SFC 9,541 Saudi Pro League Saudi Arabia
498 Deportivo Pereira 9,500 Categoría Primera A Colombia
499 SC Bastia 9,479 Ligue 2 France 2
500 Dundee United FC 9,461 Premiership Scotland
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2023.05.01 04:14 Punjavepoonpoon Americans who played abroad today: 4/29-30/23

April 29th
Europe
Championship (English 2nd Division)
Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Loss at West Bromwich Albion. Scored their goal in the 41st’ (7.5/7.80) 1/3 shots on target, 12/17 passing Match Highlights
Auston Trusty (Birmingham City on loan from Arsenal) Started at LB and played 84‘ in a 2-0 Loss at Coventry City (7.0/6.42) 35/46 passing Match Highlights
Lynden Gooch (Sunderland AFC) Started at RB and went the full 90’ in a 2-2 draw with Watford (6.9/6.80) 0/1 shot on target, 54/62 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights

League 1
Killian Phillips (Shrewsbury Town on loan from Crystal Palace) Started at CAM and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Loss against Sheffield Wednesday (6.0/6.28) 1/2 shots on target, 12/20 passing Match Highlights

League 2
Charlie Kelman (Leyton Orient on loan from QPR) Subbed on in the 58th‘ in a 3-0 Loss against Stockport County (6.0/5.87) 0/1 shot on target, 2/3 passing Match Highlights
Oisen McEntee (Walsall FC) Started at CB and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw at Crawley Town (6.8/6.90) 12/24 passing Match Highlights

Bundesliga (Germany)
Jordan Pefok (Union Berlin) Started at TDY and played 77‘ in a 0-0 draw with Bayer Leverkusen (6.3/6.57) 0/2 shots on target, 12/16 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
John Anthony Brooks (TSG 1899 Hoffenheim) Started at CB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at RB Leipzig (7.1/6.65) 50/58 passing Match Highlights
Timothy Chandler (Eintracht Frankfurt) Subbed on in the 66th‘ in a 1-1 draw with Augsburg (-/6.16) 1/3 passing Match Highlights
Paxten Aaronson (Eintracht Frankfurt) Subbed on in the 89th‘ in a 1-1 draw with Augsburg (6.5/6.28) 4/7 passing

2. Bundesliga
George Bello (Arminia Bielefeld) Subbed on in the 79th‘ in a 2-1 Loss at St.Pauli (6.2/6.10) 3/3 passing
Nathaniel Brown (FC Nurnberg) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Loss at Hannover 96 (6.5/6.80) 41/51 passing, 1 chance created
Ryan Malone (FC Hansa Rostock) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win at FC Kaiserslautern (7.7/7.27) 0/1 shot on target, 26/32 passing, 1 chance created
Nils Fröling (FC Hansa Rostock) Started at LAM and played 70‘ in a 1-0 Win at FC Kaiserslautern (7.0/7.01) 1/2 shots on target, 10/11 passing
Terrence Boyd (FC Kaiserslautern) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against FC Hansa Rostock (6.1/6.65) 2/3 shots on target, 10/20 passing

3. Liga
Justin Butler (FC Ingolstadt) Started at LM and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against SC Verl. Picked up a yellow in the 84th’ (-/-)
Marcel Costly (FC Ingolstadt) Started at RB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against SC Verl
Mael Corboz (SC Verl) Started at LCM and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Loss at FC Ingolstadt. Assisted on their goal in the 70th’
Jann George (SpVgg Bayreuth) Subbed on in the 59th‘ in a 4-0 Loss against MSV Duisburg. Picked up a yellow in the 71st’ (-/-)

Ligue 1 (France)
Timothy Weah (LOSC Lille) Subbed on in the 52nd‘ in a 3-0 Win against AC Ajaccio (6.8/6.47) 0/1 shot on target, 24/27 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights

Ligue 2
Amir Richardson (AC Le Havre on loan from Stade Reims) Started at LCM and played 90‘ in a 2-1 Win at Caen. Picked up a red card in the 90th’ (5.5/-) 1/1 shot on target, 23/31 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights

Liga NOS (Portugal)
Alex Méndez (FC Vizela) Started at RW and played 76‘ in a 2-1 Loss against Pacos de Ferreira (6.9/6.70) 33/40 passing Match Highlights

Jupiler Pro League (Belgium)
Marlon Fossey (Standard Liege) Started at RWB and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw at Cercle Bruges (6.4/6.74) 24/38 passing, 1 chance created

2.Liga (Austrian 2nd Division)
Ulysses Llanez (SKN St. Pölten on loan from VfL Wolfsburg) Subbed on in the 46th‘ in a 3-0 Win at Dornbirn. Assisted on their second goal in the 49th’ (-/-)
Yannick Scheidegger (SKN St. Pölten) Subbed on in the 80th‘ in a 3-0 Win at Dornbirn

Super Lig (Turkiye)
Haji Wright (Antalyaspor) Started at ST and played 83‘ in a 1-0 Win at Fatih Karagümrük (6.9/6.40) 0/1 shot on target, 6/8 passing Match Highlights

NordicBet Liga (Danish 2nd Division)
José Gallegos (SønderjyskE FC) Started at RW and played 75‘ in a 3-0 Loss against Hvidovre (6.3/-) 12/22 passing, 1 chance created

Super League 1 (Greece)
Caleb Stanko (PAS Lamia) Subbed on in the 68th‘ in a 0-0 draw at Asteras Tripolis. Picked up a yellow in the 88th’ (5.9/-) 7/10 passing

Allsvenskan (Sweden)
Kristoffer Lund (BK Hacken) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against IFK Varnamo (7.6/-) 0/2 shots on target, 39/42 passing, 3 chances created Match Highlights
Tomas Totland (BK Hacken) Subbed on in the 76th‘ in a 3-1 Win against IFK Varnamo (6.4/-) 10/11 passing

Fortuna Liga (Slovakia)
Lucas Demitra (Zlate Moravce on loan from AS Trencin) Started at RW and played 56‘ in a 1-0 Win against Ruzomberok (-/-)

Prva Liga (Slovenia)
Darick Kobie Morris (NS Mura) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against NK Bravo. Picked up a yellow in the 15th’ (-/-) Match Highlights

Veikkausliiga (Finland)
Anthony Herbert (FC Haka) Subbed on in the 46th‘ in a 2-0 Loss at HJK (-/-) Match Highlights
Jack de Vries (FC KTP on loan from Venezia FC) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Ilves. Picked up a yellow in the 79th’ (-/-) Match Highlights

Ykkonen
Kyle Curinga (KPV) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at MP (-/-) Match Highlights

Úrvalsdeild Karla (Iceland)
Aron Jóhannsson (Valur Reykjavik) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 3-2 Win against Stjarnan. Picked up a yellow in the 78th’ (-/-)

1.CFL (Montenegro)
Danilo Radjen (FK Iskra) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 3-2 Win at FK Arsenal Tivat. Scored their second goal in the 43rd’ (-/-)
Luka Malešević (OFK Petrovac) Started at LWB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Jezero. Picked up a yellow in the 37th’ (-/-)

April 30th
Europe
Premier league (England)
Weston Mckennie (Leeds United on loan from Juventus FC) Started at RCM and played 70‘ in a 4-1 Loss at Bournemouth (6.3/6.01) 22/26 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
Antonee Robinson (Fulham) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Loss against Manchester City (7.5/6.89) 34/45 passing Match Highlights
Tim Ream (Fulham) Started at LCB and played 21‘ because of injury in a 2-1 Loss against Manchester City (5.5/5.47) 4/4 passing, 1 conceded penalty

Championship
Jaheim Headley (Huddersfield Town) Started at LW and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Win at Cardiff City (7.6/7.12) 0/2 shots on target, 9/13 passing

La Liga (Spain)
Yunus Musah (Valencia CF) Started at RCM and played 55‘ in a 2-1 Loss at Cadiz (6.2/6.13) 9/10 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
Luca de la Torre (Celta Vigo) Started at RM and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Loss at Villareal (6.8/6.19) 19/23 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights

3. Liga (German 3rd Division)
Nico Carrera (FSV Zwickau on loan from Holstein Kiel) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 4-3 Loss at VfL Osnabrück. Picked up a yellow in the 39th’ (-/-) Match Highlights
Mansour Ouro-Tagba (1860 Munich) Subbed on in the 46th‘ for his debut in a 2-0 Loss against Saarbrucken. Picked up a yellow in the 59th’ (-/-) Match Highlights
Isaiah Young (RW Essen) Started at LAM and played 80‘ in a 0-0 draw with Oldenburg (-/-) Match Highlights

Ligue 1 (France)
Folarin Balogun (Stade de Reims on loan from Arsenal) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Clermont Foot. Picked up a yellow in the 80th’ (6.0/5.97) 1/2 shots on target, 15/17 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
Erik Palmer-Brown (ES Troyes AC) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against Nice (5.8/6.40) 1/1 shot on target, 36/39 passing Match Highlights

Liga NOS (Portugal)
Reggie Cannon (Boavista FC) Started at RB and played 82‘ in a 1-0 Loss at FC Porto (6.1/6.10) 16/20 passing Match Highlights

Jupiler Pro League (Belgium)
Mark McKenzie (KRC Genk) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against Club Bruges. Scored the game winner in the 56th’ (7.9/7.43) 1/1 shot on target, 49/55 passing

SFA Cup - Semi-finals (Scotland)
Cameron Carter-Vickers (Celtic FC) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Rangers FC (-/-) Match Highlights
Malik Tillman (Rangers FC on loan from Bayern Munich) Started at CAM and played 36‘ in a 1-0 Loss against Celtic FC

Bundesliga (Austria)
Sebastian Soto (SK Austria Klagenfurt) Subbed on in the 54th‘ in a 4-0 Loss at LASK (6.5/-) 1/1 shot on target, 6/10 passing

Eliteserien (Norway)
Samuel Rogers (Rosenborg BK) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw at Odds Ballklubb. Won Player of the Match (7.7/-) 66/77 passing
Ísak Snaer Thorvaldsson (Rosenborg BK) Started at ST and played 46‘ in a 0-0 draw at Odds Ballklubb (6.0/-) 0/1 shot on target, 7/10 passing
Kobe Hernández-Foster (Hamarkameratene) Subbed on in the 79th‘ in a 7-3 Loss at Viking (6.3/-) 9/10 passing

1.HNL (Croatia)
Rokas Pukštas (Hajduk Split) Started at RCM and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw with Dinamo Zagreb (6.3/-) 5/11 passing Match Highlights

Allsvenskan (Sweden)
Joe Gyau (Degerfors IF) Started at LWB and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Win against Djurgarden. Picked up a yellow in the 90th’ (7.0/-) 21/28 passing Match Highlights

Superettan
Marcelo Palomino (AFC Eskilstuna) Started at LCM and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Loss at Orebro. Picked up a yellow in the 90th’ (-/-)

Betri-Delldin (Faroe Islands)
Antonio Chavez Borelli (AB Argir) Started at GK and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw with TB Tvoroyri (-/-)
Aidan Liu (B68 Toftir) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win at Fuglafjordur (-/-)

South America
Serie A (Brazil)
Johnny (Sport Club Internacional) Started at RCM and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Gioas (7.1/7.02) 46/52 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights

Liga 1 (Peru)
Matías Succar (CA Mannucci) Started at RST and went the full 90’ in a 2-0 Win against Union Comercio. Scored the game winner in the 36th’ (-/-)

Past week's Post
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2022.11.30 23:13 ChickenInASuit "Albums You Might Have Missed" 2022 Masterlist - Progressive Metal (plus a couple of related genres)

Hello all!
I’ve been doing a series of “Albums You Might Have Missed” posts across multiple subs this year, this one included. Seeing as my workload is due to increase to a level that I won’t be able to discover much more music before New Year’s Eve, I decided it was time to do some big masterlist posts compiling all the albums I’d posted about.
The list below contains all of the progressive metal albums I've included in my past posts. I also went ahead and included my list of post-metal albums, as I believe there is a decent amount of crossover between fans of the two genres. Additionally, I have included my list of technical death metal albums, as there were a decent number of bands that could have gone in either that or the progressive metal category and I thought it would be a shame to not include all of them*.
The lists are organized alphabetically by band name, with subgenre breakdowns and FFOs included, accompanied by links to spotify and, if available, Bandcamp pages. (Check my profile for posts containing other genres, several of which have already been made, and a couple more are yet to come).
Requirements in this post are that a) the album had to have been released in 2022, and b) the band can’t have more than approximately 2,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.**
Each subgenre heading is followed by a link to a big Spotify compilation playlist containing all the albums mentioned below it.
Enjoy!
*You'll notice that both lists contain bands described as "Progressive Technical Death Metal" - the distinction in this case is somewhat arbitrary, with bands I felt fell more into the technical genre going into the tech list and the bands better described as progressive going into the progressive list. The techdeath list also contains non-progressive bands despite them not being super relevant to this sub, which will be made clear in the descriptions - chalk that one up to laziness, and my not wanting to clog up my collection of Spotify Masterlists by creating two separate ones for this post and yesterday's post in /technicaldeathmetal. I've provided the descriptions/details for these bands anyway.
**Note that this stat is from at the time that the original post was made - some of them may have increased their listeners in the months and weeks that followed.
Note: Simply due to my own personal taste leading me to more bands of this nature, I'm afraid there are very few albums in here that are going to be absent of harsh vocals. Hopefully the FFOs and descriptions should make it clear which ones are, but feel free to hit me up in the comments for further clarification.
Progressive Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Addikth - Visions (Moscow, Russia)
Progressive Groove Metal, FFO: Gojira, Stoned God,
YouTube Music/Spotify
Ahasver - Causa Sui (Occitanie, France)
Progressive, sludge-influenced metalcore, FFO: DVNE, Becoming the Archetype
Bandcamp/Spotify
ANIMÅRUM - The Gaian Mind (Union City, New Jersey, USA)
Technical Prog/Death with some Djent influences, FFO: WAIT, Deviant Process, Persefone
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Antichrist Imperium - Volume III: Satan In His Original Glory (London, England)
Progressive Black/Death Metal, FFO: Ackerkocke, Opeth
Bandcamp/Spotify
Etrange - Enigme (France)
Instrumental Progressive Metal, FFO: Animals As Leaders
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Final Sleep - Vessels Of Grief (Troy, New York, USA)
Progressive Death/Doom Metal, FFO: Temple of Void, Daylight Dies
Bandcamp/Spotify
Fall of Stasis - The Chronophagist (Montréal, Quebec, Canada)
Progressive Blackened Melodic Death Metal with Folk Metal influences, FFO: Burned in Effigy, The Devils of Loudun, IATT
Bandcamp/Spotify
Flummox - Rephlummoxed (Nashville, Tennessee, USA)
Described by Metal Archives as “Avant-garde/StoneDoom Metal, Progressive/Psychedelic Metal” and y'know what, that's better than any description I can come up with. FFO: Diablo Swing Orchestra, The Melvins, Mr. Bungle
Bandcamp/Spotify
Hypermass - Empyrean (Trondheim, Norway)
Prog/Death with Technical and Groove elements, FFO: Stoned God, Target, Omnivortex
Bandcamp/Spotify
IATT - Magnum Opus (Philadelphia, PA, USA)
Progressive, Blackened Melodic Death Metal, FFO: A Novelist, Ne Obliviscaris, Persefone
Bandcamp/Spotify
Izthmi - Leaving This World, Leaving It All Behind (Seattle, Washington, USA)
Progressive/Atmospheric Black Metal, FFO: Tómarúm, Ashenspire
Bandcamp/Spotify
Kimaera - Imperivm (Beirut, Lebanon)
Progressive Sypmhonic Melodic Death Metal with Folk elements, FFO: Persefone, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/Spotify
Needless - The Cosmic Cauldron (Dánszentmiklós, Hungary)
Progressive Technical Death Metal with Thrash and Blackened elements, FFO: Ophidian I, Hellbore, Slugdge
Bandcamp/Spotify
Neurotic Machinery - A Loathsome Aberration (Plzeň Region, Czechia)
Progressive Death Metal with a lot of Groove influence, FFO: Gojira, Omnivortex, Stoned God
Bandcamp/Spotify
Red Rot - Mal de Vivre (Oakland, California, USA)
Broadly speaking Prog/Death but with a lot of other genres thrown in such as Sludge and Hardcore. FFO: Owls-era Rivers of Nihil, Precambrian-era The Ocean, Cult of Luna.
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Sluagh - Enivid Creatures (Dublin, Ireland)
Symphonic/Progressive Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, SepticFlesh, Promethean
Bandcamp/Spotify
SIKASA - Matter Earth (Šibenik, Croatia)
Blackened Progressive/Post-Metal, FFO: IATT, Parius
Bandcamp/Spotify
Super Satan - Celestial (yes, the name is terrible - please don't let that put you off!) (Kaufbeuren, Germany)
Progressive Blackened Death Metal with Goth Metal influences, FFO: Orphanage, Moonspell, Numenorean
Bandcamp/[Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/album/7r2iG28GqBs643qUasmsNA?si=475d2e72b7bc4d36
Tranzat - Ouh La La (Brittany, France)
Progressive Sludge/Stoner Metal FFO: Boss Keloid, DVNE, Devin Townsend
Bandcamp/Spotify
Virocracy - Ecophagia (Stuttgart, Germany)
Progressive TechDeath/Thrash, FFO: Late-era Death, Hellbore
Bandcamp/Spotify
WAIT - The End of Noise (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Death with a little bit of djent, FFO: Cynic, Meshugga, Alkaloid
Bandcamp/Spotify
Post-Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Abraham - Débris de mondes perdus (Lausanne, Switzerland)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal/Post-Hardcore, FFO: Cult of Luna, Isis, Jesu
Bandcamp/Spotify
Absent In Body - Plague God (Multiple countries)
Collaboration between Scott Kelly of Neurosis, Igor Cavalera of Sepultura, and Mathieu and Colin from Amenra, playing a hybrid of sludge, post-metal and industrial. FFO: Those bands (beside Sepultura), Cult of Luna, GGGOLDDDD.
Bandcamp/Spotify
Axioma - Sepsis (Cleveland, Ohio)
Post-black/Doom Metal. FFO: King Apathy, A Storm of Light, Magnatar
Bandcamp/Spotify
Besna - Zverstvá (Bratislava, Slovakia)
In their own words: "Pressburger icecold gale will whip you with mournful melodies and mad screams from the Carpatian underneath."
For those of us that don't speak Lovecraftian Press Release, they're Post-Black Metal . FO: Tomarum, Ihsahn, Thy Catafalque
Bandcamp/Spotify
black particles - loss function (Budapest, Hungary)
Instrumental Post-Black/Post-Rock with Shoegaze elements. FFO: Yenisei, Pelican, Cloudkicker
Bandcamp/Spotify
Cavernlight - As I Cast Ruin Upon the Lens That Reveals My Every Flaw (Wisconsin, USA)
Post-Metal/Drone/Sludge. FFO: Vital Spirit, Gâte, Chrch
Bandcamp/Spotify
Distraction - Lost In Time Lost In Madness (Hamburg, Germany)
In their own words: "Distraction is driven by quarrels with inner demons, emotional abrasions and their discontent with society. Weltschmerz, emergence, melancholy and relentlessness are reflecting their dark sound, which oscillate between Post- and Melodic Death Metal". FFO: Flourishing, Saeva
Bandcamp/Spotify
Ebola - Red Heaven (Oita, Japan)
Raw, Depressive Post-Black Metal. FFO: No Point In Living, Deadlife, My Useless Life
Bandcamp/Spotify
Gloson - The Rift (Halmstad, Sweden)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal. FFO: Kurokuma, Cult of Luna, Neurosis
Bandcamp/Spotify
Thought Trials - Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing (Buffalo, NY)
Blackened Post-Rock. FFO: Alcest, The Sun Burns Bright, Thought Tempo
Bandcamp/Spotify
Technical Death Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Aethereus - Leiden (Tacoma, Washington, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fallujah, Virvum, Obscura, Inferi
Bandcamp/Spotify
Anchillys - Elan Vital (ZH, Netherlands)
Hyper fast-paced Tech/Death FFO: Archspire, Inferi, with occasional tribal influences ala Sepultura
Bandcamp/Spotify
Azaab - Summoning the Cataclysm (Islamabad, Pakistan)
Groove-laden Technical Death Metal, FFO: Decapitated, Stoned God
Bandcamp/Spotify
Beyond the Structure - Scrutiny (Tallinn, Estonia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Beneath The Massacre, Pyrrhon, Artificial Brain
Bandcamp/Spotify
Darkside of Humanity - Brace for Tragedy (California)
Technical Brutal Death Metal with Melodic touches, FFO: Rejuvenation, Exocrine, Psycroptic
YouTube Music/Spotify
Dawn of Creation - Self-Destructive Matters (Vranje, Serbia)
Technical groove/death with a lil bit of dissonance to it. FFO: Decapitated, Vampire Squid
YouTube Music/Spotify
DeathFuckingCunt - Decadent Perversity (Perth, Australia)
Technical​/​Brutal​ Death Metal, FFO: Sunless, Inanimate Existence, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/Spotify
Djin - Science of Thought (Medan, Indonesia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Brain Drill, Origin, Beneath The Massacre
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Eating Cave - Ingurgitate (Virginia Beach, Virginia)
Technical Death Metal/Deathcore hybrid with a touch of slam, FFO: Xenobiotic, All Shall Perish
Bandcamp/Spotify
Eciton - The Autocatalytic Process (Copenhagen, Denmark)
TechDeath with OSDM influences, FFO: Baphomet, Krisiun
YouTube Music/Spotify
Embryonic Devourment - Heresy of the Highest Order (Willits, California, USA)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Deeds of Flesh, Visceral Bleeding,
Bandcamp/Spotify Greylotus - Dawnfall (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal/Deathcore, FFO: Spire of Lazarus, Godeater, Plaguebringer
Bandcamp/Spotify
Godless Truth - s/t (Olomouc, Czechia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Hideous Divinity, Abysmal Dawn, Arkaik
Bandcamp/Spotify
Hellbore - Panopticon (UK/USA)
Progressive/Technical Death, FFO: Alkaloid, Allegaeon, Rivers of Nihil
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Last of Lucy - Moksha (Huntington Beach, California, USA)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: The Faceless, Archspire
Bandcamp/Spotify
Rejuvenation - Crystalline (Sofia, Bulgaria)
Technical/Progressive Death Metal with occasional deathcore moments, FFO: Vampire Squid, Flub, The Last of Lucy
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sonivinos - Sonicated Intravaginal Insemination in Numbers (USA/France/Belgium)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Cytotoxin, Unfathomable Ruination, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sonus Mortis - Collapse the Mountain (Dublin, Ireland)
Progressive, symphonic death/doom with a blackened edge, FFO: Hath, Slugdge
Bandcamp/Spotify
Symbiotic - Ars Moriendi (León, Mexico)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Æpoch, Sutrah, The Ritual Aura
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sun Eater - Vermin (Reims, France)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Ominous Ruin, Serocs, DeathFuckingCunt
Bandcamp/Spotify
https://suneaterdeathmetal.bandcamp.com/
Texas Ketamine - s/t (Boise, Idaho, USA)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: 200 Stab Wounds, Serocs, The Eating Cave
Bandcamp/Spotify
Wrath of the Nebula - The Ruthless Leviathan (Cannes, France)
Symphonic Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/Spotify
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2022.11.30 23:13 ChickenInASuit "Albums You Might Have Missed" 2022 Masterlist - Progressive Metal (plus a couple of related genres)

Hello all!
I’ve been doing a series of “Albums You Might Have Missed” posts across multiple subs this year, this one included. Seeing as my workload is due to increase to a level that I won’t be able to discover much more music before New Year’s Eve, I decided it was time to do some big masterlist posts compiling all the albums I’d posted about.
The list below contains all of the progressive metal albums I've included in my past posts. I also went ahead and included my list of post-metal albums, as I believe there is a decent amount of crossover between fans of the two genres. Additionally, I have included my list of technical death metal albums, as there were a decent number of bands that could have gone in either that or the progressive metal category and I thought it would be a shame to not include all of them*.
The lists are organized alphabetically by band name, with subgenre breakdowns and FFOs included, accompanied by links to spotify and, if available, Bandcamp pages. (Check my profile for posts containing other genres, several of which have already been made, and a couple more are yet to come).
Requirements in this post are that a) the album had to have been released in 2022, and b) the band can’t have more than approximately 2,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.**
Each subgenre heading is followed by a link to a big Spotify compilation playlist containing all the albums mentioned below it.
Enjoy!
*You'll notice that both lists contain bands described as "Progressive Technical Death Metal" - the distinction in this case is somewhat arbitrary, with bands I felt fell more into the technical genre going into the tech list and the bands better described as progressive going into the progressive list. The techdeath list also contains non-progressive bands despite them not being super relevant to this sub, which will be made clear in the descriptions - chalk that one up to laziness, and my not wanting to clog up my collection of Spotify Masterlists by creating two separate ones for this post and yesterday's post in /technicaldeathmetal. I've provided the descriptions/details for these bands anyway.
**Note that this stat is from at the time that the original post was made - some of them may have increased their listeners in the months and weeks that followed.
Note: Simply due to my own personal taste leading me to more bands of this nature, I'm afraid there are very few albums in here that are going to be absent of harsh vocals. Hopefully the FFOs and descriptions should make it clear which ones are, but feel free to hit me up in the comments for further clarification.
Progressive Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Addikth - Visions (Moscow, Russia)
Progressive Groove Metal, FFO: Gojira, Stoned God,
YouTube Music/Spotify
Ahasver - Causa Sui (Occitanie, France)
Progressive, sludge-influenced metalcore, FFO: DVNE, Becoming the Archetype
Bandcamp/Spotify
ANIMÅRUM - The Gaian Mind (Union City, New Jersey, USA)
Technical Prog/Death with some Djent influences, FFO: WAIT, Deviant Process, Persefone
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Antichrist Imperium - Volume III: Satan In His Original Glory (London, England)
Progressive Black/Death Metal, FFO: Ackerkocke, Opeth
Bandcamp/Spotify
Etrange - Enigme (France)
Instrumental Progressive Metal, FFO: Animals As Leaders
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Final Sleep - Vessels Of Grief (Troy, New York, USA)
Progressive Death/Doom Metal, FFO: Temple of Void, Daylight Dies
Bandcamp/Spotify
Fall of Stasis - The Chronophagist (Montréal, Quebec, Canada)
Progressive Blackened Melodic Death Metal with Folk Metal influences, FFO: Burned in Effigy, The Devils of Loudun, IATT
Bandcamp/Spotify
Flummox - Rephlummoxed (Nashville, Tennessee, USA)
Described by Metal Archives as “Avant-garde/StoneDoom Metal, Progressive/Psychedelic Metal” and y'know what, that's better than any description I can come up with. FFO: Diablo Swing Orchestra, The Melvins, Mr. Bungle
Bandcamp/Spotify
Hypermass - Empyrean (Trondheim, Norway)
Prog/Death with Technical and Groove elements, FFO: Stoned God, Target, Omnivortex
Bandcamp/Spotify
IATT - Magnum Opus (Philadelphia, PA, USA)
Progressive, Blackened Melodic Death Metal, FFO: A Novelist, Ne Obliviscaris, Persefone
Bandcamp/Spotify
Izthmi - Leaving This World, Leaving It All Behind (Seattle, Washington, USA)
Progressive/Atmospheric Black Metal, FFO: Tómarúm, Ashenspire
Bandcamp/Spotify
Kimaera - Imperivm (Beirut, Lebanon)
Progressive Sypmhonic Melodic Death Metal with Folk elements, FFO: Persefone, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/Spotify
Needless - The Cosmic Cauldron (Dánszentmiklós, Hungary)
Progressive Technical Death Metal with Thrash and Blackened elements, FFO: Ophidian I, Hellbore, Slugdge
Bandcamp/Spotify
Neurotic Machinery - A Loathsome Aberration (Plzeň Region, Czechia)
Progressive Death Metal with a lot of Groove influence, FFO: Gojira, Omnivortex, Stoned God
Bandcamp/Spotify
Red Rot - Mal de Vivre (Oakland, California, USA)
Broadly speaking Prog/Death but with a lot of other genres thrown in such as Sludge and Hardcore. FFO: Owls-era Rivers of Nihil, Precambrian-era The Ocean, Cult of Luna.
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Sluagh - Enivid Creatures (Dublin, Ireland)
Symphonic/Progressive Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, SepticFlesh, Promethean
Bandcamp/Spotify
SIKASA - Matter Earth (Šibenik, Croatia)
Blackened Progressive/Post-Metal, FFO: IATT, Parius
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sonus Mortis - Collapse the Mountain (Dublin, Ireland)
Progressive, symphonic death/doom with a blackened edge, FFO: Hath, Slugdge
Bandcamp/Spotify
Super Satan - Celestial (yes, the name is terrible - please don't let that put you off!) (Kaufbeuren, Germany)
Progressive Blackened Death Metal with Goth Metal influences, FFO: Orphanage, Moonspell, Numenorean
Bandcamp/[Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/album/7r2iG28GqBs643qUasmsNA?si=475d2e72b7bc4d36
Tranzat - Ouh La La (Brittany, France)
Progressive Sludge/Stoner Metal FFO: Boss Keloid, DVNE, Devin Townsend
Bandcamp/Spotify
Virocracy - Ecophagia (Stuttgart, Germany)
Progressive TechDeath/Thrash, FFO: Late-era Death, Hellbore
Bandcamp/Spotify
WAIT - The End of Noise (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Death with a little bit of djent, FFO: Cynic, Meshugga, Alkaloid
Bandcamp/Spotify
Post-Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Abraham - Débris de mondes perdus (Lausanne, Switzerland)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal/Post-Hardcore, FFO: Cult of Luna, Isis, Jesu
Bandcamp/Spotify
Absent In Body - Plague God (Multiple countries)
Collaboration between Scott Kelly of Neurosis, Igor Cavalera of Sepultura, and Mathieu and Colin from Amenra, playing a hybrid of sludge, post-metal and industrial. FFO: Those bands (beside Sepultura), Cult of Luna, GGGOLDDDD.
Bandcamp/Spotify
Axioma - Sepsis (Cleveland, Ohio)
Post-black/Doom Metal. FFO: King Apathy, A Storm of Light, Magnatar
Bandcamp/Spotify
Besna - Zverstvá (Bratislava, Slovakia)
In their own words: "Pressburger icecold gale will whip you with mournful melodies and mad screams from the Carpatian underneath."
For those of us that don't speak Lovecraftian Press Release, they're Post-Black Metal . FO: Tomarum, Ihsahn, Thy Catafalque
Bandcamp/Spotify
black particles - loss function (Budapest, Hungary)
Instrumental Post-Black/Post-Rock with Shoegaze elements. FFO: Yenisei, Pelican, Cloudkicker
Bandcamp/Spotify
Cavernlight - As I Cast Ruin Upon the Lens That Reveals My Every Flaw (Wisconsin, USA)
Post-Metal/Drone/Sludge. FFO: Vital Spirit, Gâte, Chrch
Bandcamp/Spotify
Distraction - Lost In Time Lost In Madness (Hamburg, Germany)
In their own words: "Distraction is driven by quarrels with inner demons, emotional abrasions and their discontent with society. Weltschmerz, emergence, melancholy and relentlessness are reflecting their dark sound, which oscillate between Post- and Melodic Death Metal". FFO: Flourishing, Saeva
Bandcamp/Spotify
Ebola - Red Heaven (Oita, Japan)
Raw, Depressive Post-Black Metal. FFO: No Point In Living, Deadlife, My Useless Life
Bandcamp/Spotify
Gloson - The Rift (Halmstad, Sweden)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal. FFO: Kurokuma, Cult of Luna, Neurosis
Bandcamp/Spotify
Thought Trials - Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing (Buffalo, NY)
Blackened Post-Rock. FFO: Alcest, The Sun Burns Bright, Thought Tempo
Bandcamp/Spotify
Technical Death Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Aethereus - Leiden (Tacoma, Washington, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fallujah, Virvum, Obscura, Inferi
Bandcamp/Spotify
Anchillys - Elan Vital (ZH, Netherlands)
Hyper fast-paced Tech/Death FFO: Archspire, Inferi, with occasional tribal influences ala Sepultura
Bandcamp/Spotify
Azaab - Summoning the Cataclysm (Islamabad, Pakistan)
Groove-laden Technical Death Metal, FFO: Decapitated, Stoned God
Bandcamp/Spotify
Beyond the Structure - Scrutiny (Tallinn, Estonia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Beneath The Massacre, Pyrrhon, Artificial Brain
Bandcamp/Spotify
Darkside of Humanity - Brace for Tragedy (California)
Technical Brutal Death Metal with Melodic touches, FFO: Rejuvenation, Exocrine, Psycroptic
YouTube Music/Spotify
Dawn of Creation - Self-Destructive Matters (Vranje, Serbia)
Technical groove/death with a lil bit of dissonance to it. FFO: Decapitated, Vampire Squid
YouTube Music/Spotify
DeathFuckingCunt - Decadent Perversity (Perth, Australia)
Technical​/​Brutal​ Death Metal, FFO: Sunless, Inanimate Existence, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/Spotify
Djin - Science of Thought (Medan, Indonesia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Brain Drill, Origin, Beneath The Massacre
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Eating Cave - Ingurgitate (Virginia Beach, Virginia)
Technical Death Metal/Deathcore hybrid with a touch of slam, FFO: Xenobiotic, All Shall Perish
Bandcamp/Spotify
Eciton - The Autocatalytic Process (Copenhagen, Denmark)
TechDeath with OSDM influences, FFO: Baphomet, Krisiun
YouTube Music/Spotify
Embryonic Devourment - Heresy of the Highest Order (Willits, California, USA)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Deeds of Flesh, Visceral Bleeding,
Bandcamp/Spotify Greylotus - Dawnfall (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal/Deathcore, FFO: Spire of Lazarus, Godeater, Plaguebringer
Bandcamp/Spotify
Godless Truth - s/t (Olomouc, Czechia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Hideous Divinity, Abysmal Dawn, Arkaik
Bandcamp/Spotify
Hellbore - Panopticon (UK/USA)
Progressive/Technical Death, FFO: Alkaloid, Allegaeon, Rivers of Nihil
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Last of Lucy - Moksha (Huntington Beach, California, USA)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: The Faceless, Archspire
Bandcamp/Spotify
Rejuvenation - Crystalline (Sofia, Bulgaria)
Technical/Progressive Death Metal with occasional deathcore moments, FFO: Vampire Squid, Flub, The Last of Lucy
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sonivinos - Sonicated Intravaginal Insemination in Numbers (USA/France/Belgium)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Cytotoxin, Unfathomable Ruination, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/Spotify
Symbiotic - Ars Moriendi (León, Mexico)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Æpoch, Sutrah, The Ritual Aura
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sun Eater - Vermin (Reims, France)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Ominous Ruin, Serocs, DeathFuckingCunt
Bandcamp/Spotify
https://suneaterdeathmetal.bandcamp.com/
Texas Ketamine - s/t (Boise, Idaho, USA)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: 200 Stab Wounds, Serocs, The Eating Cave
Bandcamp/Spotify
Wrath of the Nebula - The Ruthless Leviathan (Cannes, France)
Symphonic Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/Spotify
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2022.11.30 02:22 ChickenInASuit "Albums You Might Have Missed" 2022 Masterlist - Technical Death Metal (Plus some extra Progressive stuff)

Hello all!
I’ve been doing a series of “Albums You Might Have Missed” posts across multiple subs this year, this one included. Seeing as my workload is due to increase to a level that I won’t be able to discover much more music before New Year’s Eve, I decided it was time to do some big masterlist posts compiling all the albums I’d posted about.
The list below contains all of the technical death metal albums I've included in my past posts. I also went ahead and included my list of progressive metal albums, as there were a decent number of bands that could have gone in either category and I thought it would be a shame to not include all of them*. They are organized alphabetically by band name, with subgenre breakdowns and FFOs included, accompanied by links to spotify and, if available, Bandcamp pages. (Check my profile for posts containing other genres, several of which have already been made, and a couple more are yet to come).
Requirements in this post are that a) the album had to have been released in 2022, and b) the band can’t have more than approximately 2,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.**
Each subgenre heading is followed by a link to a big Spotify compilation playlist containing all the albums mentioned below it.
Enjoy!
*You'll notice that both lists contain bands described as "Progressive Technical Death Metal" - the distinction in this case is somewhat arbitrary, with bands I felt fell more into the technical genre going into the tech list and the bands better described as progressive going into the progressive list. The progressive list also contains non-techdeath bands despite them not being super relevant to this sub, which will be made clear in the descriptions - chalk that one up to laziness, and my not wanting to clog up my collection of Spotify Masterlists by creating two separate ones for this post and the upcoming post in /progmetal. I've provided the descriptions/details for these bands anyway.
**Note that this stat is from at the time that the original post was made - some of them may have increased their listeners in the months and weeks that followed.
Technical Death Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Aethereus - Leiden (Tacoma, Washington, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fallujah, Virvum, Obscura, Inferi
Bandcamp/Spotify
Anchillys - Elan Vital (ZH, Netherlands)
Hyper fast-paced Tech/Death FFO: Archspire, Inferi, with occasional tribal influences ala Sepultura
Bandcamp/Spotify
Azaab - Summoning the Cataclysm (Islamabad, Pakistan)
Groove-laden Technical Death Metal, FFO: Decapitated, Stoned God
Bandcamp/Spotify
Beyond the Structure - Scrutiny (Tallinn, Estonia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Beneath The Massacre, Pyrrhon, Artificial Brain
Bandcamp/Spotify
Darkside of Humanity - Brace for Tragedy (California)
Technical Brutal Death Metal with Melodic touches, FFO: Rejuvenation, Exocrine, Psycroptic
YouTube Music/Spotify
Dawn of Creation - Self-Destructive Matters (Vranje, Serbia)
Technical groove/death with a lil bit of dissonance to it. FFO: Decapitated, Vampire Squid
YouTube Music/Spotify
DeathFuckingCunt - Decadent Perversity (Perth, Australia)
Technical​/​Brutal​ Death Metal, FFO: Sunless, Inanimate Existence, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/Spotify
Djin - Science of Thought (Medan, Indonesia)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Obscura, Allegaeon
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Eating Cave - Ingurgitate (Virginia Beach, Virginia)
Technical Death Metal/Deathcore hybrid with a touch of slam, FFO: Xenobiotic, All Shall Perish
Bandcamp/Spotify
Eciton - The Autocatalytic Process (Copenhagen, Denmark)
TechDeath with OSDM influences, FFO: Baphomet, Krisiun
YouTube Music/Spotify
Embryonic Devourment - Heresy of the Highest Order (Willits, California, USA)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Deeds of Flesh, Visceral Bleeding,
Bandcamp/Spotify
Greylotus - Dawnfall (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal/Deathcore, FFO: Spire of Lazarus, Godeater, Plaguebringer
Bandcamp/Spotify
Godless Truth - s/t (Olomouc, Czechia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Hideous Divinity, Abysmal Dawn, Arkaik
Bandcamp/Spotify
Hellbore - Panopticon (UK/USA)
Progressive/Technical Death, FFO: Alkaloid, Allegaeon, Rivers of Nihil
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Last of Lucy - Moksha (Huntington Beach, California, USA)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: The Faceless, Archspire
Bandcamp/Spotify
Rejuvenation - Crystalline (Sofia, Bulgaria)
Technical/Progressive Death Metal with occasional deathcore moments, FFO: Vampire Squid, Flub, The Last of Lucy
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sonivinos - Sonicated Intravaginal Insemination in Numbers (USA/France/Belgium)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Cytotoxin, Unfathomable Ruination, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/Spotify
Symbiotic - Ars Moriendi (León, Mexico)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Æpoch, Sutrah, The Ritual Aura
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sun Eater - Vermin (Reims, France)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Ominous Ruin, Serocs, DeathFuckingCunt
Bandcamp/Spotify
Texas Ketamine - s/t (Boise, Idaho, USA)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: 200 Stab Wounds, Serocs, The Eating Cave
Bandcamp/Spotify
Wrath of the Nebula - The Ruthless Leviathan (Cannes, France)
Symphonic Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/Spotify
Progressive Metal (Spotify Masterlist)
Addikth - Visions (Moscow, Russia)
Progressive Groove Metal, FFO: Gojira, Stoned God,
YouTube Music/Spotify
Ahasver - Causa Sui (Occitanie, France)
Progressive, sludge-influenced metalcore, FFO: DVNE, Becoming the Archetype
Bandcamp/Spotify
ANIMÅRUM - The Gaian Mind (Union City, New Jersey, USA)
Technical Prog/Death with some Djent influences, FFO: WAIT, Deviant Process, Persefone
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Antichrist Imperium - Volume III: Satan In His Original Glory (London, England)
Progressive Black/Death Metal, FFO: Ackerkocke, Opeth
Bandcamp/Spotify
Etrange - Enigme (France)
Instrumental Progressive Metal, FFO: Animals As Leaders
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Final Sleep - Vessels Of Grief (Troy, New York, USA)
Progressive Death/Doom Metal, FFO: Temple of Void, Daylight Dies
Bandcamp/Spotify
Fall of Stasis - The Chronophagist (Montréal, Quebec, Canada)
Progressive Blackened Melodic Death Metal with Folk Metal influences, FFO: Burned in Effigy, The Devils of Loudun, IATT
Bandcamp/Spotify
Flummox - Rephlummoxed (Nashville, Tennessee, USA)
Described by Metal Archives as “Avant-garde/StoneDoom Metal, Progressive/Psychedelic Metal” and y'know what, that's better than any description I can come up with. FFO: Diablo Swing Orchestra, The Melvins, Mr. Bungle
Bandcamp/Spotify
Hypermass - Empyrean (Trondheim, Norway)
Prog/Death with Technical and Groove elements, FFO: Stoned God, Target, Omnivortex
Bandcamp/Spotify
IATT - Magnum Opus (Philadelphia, PA, USA)
Progressive, Blackened Melodic Death Metal, FFO: A Novelist, Ne Obliviscaris, Persefone
Bandcamp/Spotify
Izthmi - Leaving This World, Leaving It All Behind (Seattle, Washington, USA)
Progressive/Atmospheric Black Metal, FFO: Tómarúm, Ashenspire
Bandcamp/Spotify
Kimaera - Imperivm (Beirut, Lebanon)
Progressive Sypmhonic Melodic Death Metal with Folk elements, FFO: Persefone, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/Spotify
Needless - The Cosmic Cauldron (Dánszentmiklós, Hungary)
Progressive Technical Death Metal with Thrash and Blackened elements, FFO: Ophidian I, Hellbore, Slugdge
Bandcamp/Spotify
Neurotic Machinery - A Loathsome Aberration (Plzeň Region, Czechia)
Progressive Death Metal with a lot of Groove influence, FFO: Gojira, Omnivortex, Stoned God
Bandcamp/Spotify
Red Rot - Mal de Vivre (Oakland, California, USA)
Broadly speaking Prog/Death but with a lot of other genres thrown in such as Sludge and Hardcore. FFO: Owls-era Rivers of Nihil, Precambrian-era The Ocean, Cult of Luna.
Bandcamp/Spotify
The Sluagh - Enivid Creatures (Dublin, Ireland)
Symphonic/Progressive Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, SepticFlesh, Promethean
Bandcamp/Spotify
SIKASA - Matter Earth (Šibenik, Croatia)
Blackened Progressive/Post-Metal, FFO: IATT, Parius
Bandcamp/Spotify
Sonus Mortis - Collapse the Mountain (Dublin, Ireland)
Progressive, symphonic death/doom with a blackened edge, FFO: Hath, Slugdge
Bandcamp/Spotify
Super Satan - Celestial (yes, the name is terrible - please don't let that put you off!) (Kaufbeuren, Germany)
Progressive Blackened Death Metal with Goth Metal influences, FFO: Orphanage, Moonspell, Numenorean
Bandcamp/Spotify
Tranzat - Ouh La La (Brittany, France)
Progressive Sludge/Stoner Metal FFO: Boss Keloid, DVNE, Devin Townsend
Bandcamp/Spotify
Virocracy - Ecophagia (Stuttgart, Germany)
Progressive TechDeath/Thrash, FFO: Late-era Death, Hellbore
Bandcamp/Spotify
WAIT - The End of Noise (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Death with a little bit of djent, FFO: Cynic, Meshugga, Alkaloid
Bandcamp/Spotify
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2022.10.07 05:00 TheSeminalTragedy Chapter Two, Section 7

The Toermectist recorded with perfect precision these events as the atoms for which were wedded for those few moments to invoke the image of a broken son of a god, slowly disintegrated their unified bonds as the scream of pain and the arching light dissipated, creating a haunting image for the officers. The radiance was then dispelled from the air, allowing the darkness of the toermeruc to once more be the dominant force and the reflection of the disturbing radiance trample about the golden webbed eyes of the Nighmereons. The communication channels howled the exclamations of the crew, noting the signs of male and female images screaming and prostrated in pain, which averted the officers and Toermectist from the sight as he then spoke with hidden terror
[“Alert Pojiqeshantintist to return to base power consumption and review the vessel for any damage inflicted. I must report to local command of what has been indentured in our survey. Speak not what occurred outside this vessel, do you comprehend officers?”]
The Pojiqeshantintist then interjected before the communications link was severed with surprise and interest enunciated the speech, rather than conveyed
[“Shields on the belly have been distorted with the outer hull having received damage, minor but if that ray collided with us by a few degrees, the whole vessel would have been compromised for the atoms have been disassembled on the outer hull. I recommend returning to Harux as the deterioration of the tereminite will prevent continued exploration and I have not the tool to contend with the damage.”]
Timid replies were enacted by all as many remained in utter disbelief of what was beholden. Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson held his tongue for the longest moment, recalled base knowledge of his nearly all-knowing race with the irregular reports of the Terion Junon; of how every single acknowledgement of such events being almost identical with equal horror and power of each attack.
[“This…”]
He muttered to himself in a slight trembling lip of inexperience as his eyes remained burnished on the exact spot where the screaming man was as his fellow officers returned to their stations in a similar articulation, expressing mystery and concern in equal parts
[“This is more than a Terion Junon, or some anomaly of astronomy or torrents of rogue energy that were expelled by a tomaval’s (Black Hole for compression) volatile gravity well. No, this something raw and beyond my understanding. For this it could be indicative of Devlieshela power.”]
(For clarification, a Devlieshela is a demon or something originating from Hell in the Nighmereon tongue) Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson then revolved his posture towards the exiting Toermectist, who remind erect in posture with a still indefectibly emission of his training, but the eyes betrayed his true motive as these words escaped the three rows of teeth
[“Sir, if this was not a Terion Junon we have encountered, but a discernible power of Devlieshela, I would need to ensure evidence to you that this beam may have had a different energy signature than first registered as to report to head command.”]
[“Granted, I will require such data for my report, the local command must suffer this potential threat with its possible trajectory. But Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson, this thing that we barely dodged was able to pierce our energy fields and hull without a second glance, and that may have been just the skin.”]
He then respected Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson position on the matter while he turned to meet his subordinate with eyes interlocking with strenuous gaze. All the officers than ceased their reclamation to their station
[“Imagine the pure force it may have obtained that it can scour a whole planet or disrupt the movement of void vessels or even the communications being annihilated from simple contact to friends to vessels unable to communicate with one another in its path.”]
Meanwhile, Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson hastily returned to his station and produced within moments the necessary information to be presented. The Toermectist forbiddingly stood at the entrance of the toermeruc, liken to a portrait of a man that held little as first glance yet with an obscured history within an apostate nation. Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson moved with great speed in the translation of the data as aspirations within the youth of the Nighmereons to search and know all for the wonder of discovery, the numbers and letters within the insinuation of the written Nighmereon tongue, professing an abnormality of energy and the force of the decay of atomic structures. And alike a Nighmereon who grows into proper maturity that slowly losses their curiosity and sense of purpose, Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson wished not to have learned such apathetic knowledge of the spontaneous visual.
[“Sir, this … is impossible. The energy is not energy but some sort of dismantling anomaly of reality, the concept of gravity is negated from the particles that impacted our shields. It deformed them while the hull received only a few scat elements, leaving a warping of the tereminite. The hull and armor is supposed to endure even the crushing and twisting power of a tomaval or bath in the marshaled energy of numerous star implosions at the same time, this may be actually be the power of a… Devlieshela !”]
The Toermectist then responded to the confirmation as his monitor lauded the information of his lesser officer’s delineation of the current reality, declared within the Toermectist ancient mind that shadows many human prodigies and so-called geniuses
[ “Improbable that it emulates nor imitation, Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson, Yet still within the realm of possibility that I must accept that it may be from Devliesiuer (Hell). I shall humor your observation in the display of my daily report for we now must return to and inform the highest ranking Supterkrizen of this ascertain for this is indicative of Devlieshela power.”]
The Toermectist moved in the disciplined grace of his military station as he motioned to complete the egress from the toermeruc. As he vacated the view of the toermeruc fully and the flurry of crew members ushering their own commands and actions to repair the hull damage, his equanimity became unlaced as he entered his private quarters, excising his stress into the funereal like room that held a small table ten feet from the entrance. The hue of the room was a simple gray with laying colors of autumn brown for the bedsheets of a simple sleeping arrangement was bolted on the left wall approximately twelve feet from the entrance. This corresponds with a simple closest being fourteen feet in height and six feet in length held an array of clothing. Two thin strips of lighting embedded into the ceiling were available in the quarters that were deactivated as no other discernible symbols or colors were laid naked to any not within the Toermectist most trusting allies.
The Toermectist slowly applied himself to the table, kneeling towards it as he reached for a secret compartment that was installed on the belly of his bed that held four small candles of human blood color and a small cylinder apparatus for lighting. He then laid the four candles in a row six inches into the area of the table and one inch apart. The private quotes lacked any advertisement for aroma and sound till the flaying of the twined string of the candles were lit, causing an innominate sight of refulgence that burned with a hue of blue and strands of dark orange. The smell remained unchanged for a human’s nostrils, but to a Nighmereon that practices in secret the banned faith the odor was of the fresh morrow with an ornament of weeds and flowers render to fibers in the candle itself. For the Toermectist, this was a serenity of smoke and smell as he deliberated with great patient prayer the information brought to his attention. The hidden twitches and muscles were now visible to a human as the Toermectist breathed ever plunged breathes as the stress of the situation convulsed upon his face, the eyes of the Eyeless King spread to all the children of the great father shuttered from the seething light
{“The conference of such power is too extreme to be of mere chance, first the strange uptick on the madness amongst the lesser races, then issues on the brief audience with the accursed second born in the windows of reality impeding the traffic of those vessels' propulsion. This encounter has now laid bare that the sprites are restless, and plans are in motion or have long been animated. Devliesiuer yearns to vomit forth it’s abominations to the Universe, yet there may be nothing we can do, if only the faith could have remained and not left to be hung alike a traitor lord during the conquest so long ago.”}
He sighed with a deep release of anxiety that was consumed by the candles and released as comfort and surmises. The smoke during the prayer danced, at first a soft almost comic melody till it rose with each breath of the Toermectist, liken to the bellows of a forge being fed the air to mend to metal to its proper foreseen purpose, as a solemn display of control. Yet the light stayed arrested in the bounds of the table’s dimensions, allowing the radiance to awash the Toermectist with his tunic seemingly apart from the flames but connected categorically, another mastery purchased by the Nighmereons is aesthetics and the purpose within each trinket to masterpieces of mega projects.
{“Perhaps this is the beginnings of the faith to be recognized once more from a dismissal to persecution or my veterans mind is agitated from these events, allowing it to persuaded by such fictitious hope.”}
He took another breath, for which did not perturb the flames as he invested more seconds in his meditation for which implied discovery and investigation of the more pressing matter
{“The Terion Junon or the Devlieshela originated energy had damned our shields and had appeared out of nowhere. According to the laws of reality, it has swathed them aside as it may have originated from some local, preventing tangential waves patterns to emerge. From the scans, it had the nature of having been funneled and propelled from its point of origin. But where, and equally pressing, when did this Terion Junon’s or Devlieshela expelled energy form? Or as assumable, how? We were fortunate that the senses were able to inform us before it was too late. Mmm…yes…a tantalizing hypothesis that could be a wondrous prospect. "}
The sound of the outside hull repairing itself was barely registered by the Toermectist, as the sound was the equivalent as it resonated thought the vessel as deep groans and smoothing of metal with stone, which is not an enjoyable moment to be sure though a necessary one. The Toermectist had muted all other material sounds as he continued the communication within himself of the furthest reaches of his mind, safe from the distracting distress of the surrounding ambience of the vessel that ached to as it finished the repairs that would have been devastating or out right destructive to any other vessel
{"When we return to Harux, I should tell Lady Honue-Shinermat as well the Supterkrizen of the Devlieshela, though I must tread carefully in the full examination and dissemination of such information. I should have the officers onboard to keep a private accounting, whilst I retain the calculations of the impact and the sensory reports for the security of this event not arousing suspicion and the investigation of the crew. Yes, it these were to happen, I would be eventually exposed and the web of plans and hidden proposals would be tarnished…perhaps forestalling to centuries from now."}
The ceased his current rumination with a sudden stillness in the closed eyes as the flames and smoke followed suite as the Toermectist had ceased his meditation, wishing to intact such actions. We will return to this Toermectist and more specifically Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson on their impact in the is epic as before this chapter ends, permit me to return to Washington D.C. with the supplemented and developed office of the BIA, toiling away at the thunderous quantity of panic and sheer unbridled confusion. The location is not fully known, though many have postulated that it was underneath the city, around New Jersey and North Carolina streets that was in proximity to the capital and the rest of the United States state of power.
The office was over a hundred feet beneath the surface with the local residences acting as both a type of disguise but also as the obstruction to any targeting by any enemy forces. The office was above the soon constructed 1946 subway line that led to the local city of Alexandria with it being a total of five thousand square feet in the shape of a sloped rectangle if seen from above. There were multiple concrete with steel rebar pillars that shaped the available space that uplifted the concrete and brick laid ceiling that eventually engendered towards the loose topsoil, plumbing, and foundation of the numerous buildings. A plethora of plywood based desks cheaply constructed with metal backed chairs were oriented through the office as a small room designated for filing was also being accessed. The head of the office, or rather the administrator for the actual leader was the smoking man who was amongst his subordinates. In the cold and dry illumination of dazzling yellowed light that percolated into the corners of the office, causing an air of imprudent heat as the electrical sockets were engorged with the wiring to primitive electrical fans and the flustering of hands over the frantic typewriting.
The voices of over ninety-seven men and nine of which were women elicited the multiple dialogues over the Humanatie and the loss of Paris that was listened by the smoking man, beads of sweat dripping down the brow of his fiery red hair that fell flat from the humidity whilst the lost dreams of youth filled his investigating green eyes. His skin was depraved of the proper nutruiton in youth and the summnation of decades of smoking advertiseted drained and goshlty hue.Concurintly, the smoking man wa
“No, no , no! Perhaps this product from just before the explosion is some demon, and we should act accordingly.”
One said with implicit tiredness as the heat seared against the soundness of his mind, attempting to bear fruit on the task at hand as his orange tie was loose, and his shirt was stained with sweat and coffee. One than refute his claim in at first a contemptuous
“Really, how? How could we defeat or contend with this potential demon without informing The Insiders of this thing! And what if the distinct probability that this creature is nothing more than an inert thing as written from the military radio relay?”
“It could have been a false reporting on what this thing is, though we are still endeavoring to collect the necessary information of the sergeant delegated the task of bringing the most definitely existing thing.”
Another spoke with the Smoking man taking another aphrodisiac draw of the cigar, reaffirming his appearance in the rather sweltering heat of the office to the rest of the subordinates, his eyes shielded by the eyelids as he then opened them again and said whilst exhaling the smoke across a desk littered with papers and photographs pertaining to the Humanatie, called The Insiders by the BIA
“It has been one week since the loss of Paris. Already there are loud and rambunctious riots in France with large messages by the rather unfriendly politicians that we should start peace talks with the Germans and focus our attention on the Japanese.
Nearly everyone within the office peered onto the glossy floor, slightly ashamed and horror-struck on the event, denigrating the already taxed air as the smoking man continued whilst a few
“We may have failed, to a few that is, yet now this tragedy adds legitimacy and the warranted credence of our little organization. On the national level, this would reshape how we view the war. Prepare a statement with today's report for the senator on the circumstances involving the loss of Paris, including the beleaguered translation of this grand manuscript by the Nazi Dossin Schmitt and that weird source from…”
The Smoking man, as taxed as everyone else suddenly had difficulty retrieving the name of an informant from his mind, the response being the slight pressure on his cigar that then expelled some burnt fragments on the glossed tiled floor
One of the subordinates, then tending to the limited files, then spoke in a hasteful manner after sifting through dozens of documents as to assist to the labored mind of the Smoking Man
“An Isabella LeCygne, married to a Jean G. LeCygne, though her location now may be in the local city of Reims to seek refuge.”
“Is Jean LeCygne one of us or at the lest affiliated with us?”
“Yes sir, his is a psychologist employed the by the US government to discern potential mental and emotional trauma cases. He was mostly recently paid by the Senator to ascertain information for any new agents or enemies of the state, using the cause of national security.”
The smoking man pondered for a brief second, deliberating on the information presented and acted accordingly as he saw fit
“Alright, have a message dispatched to her requesting her services in what she know
The subordinate that had given the name then continued to speak with the slight blundering in the partitive issues of pronunciation
“There is also, sir, an Army Sergeant by the name of Joshua Holmwood that had been captured in this inveigling web.”
“What about him?”
The smoking man said with few veins of interest of such a character as the primitive fans circulated the smoke about the office that provoked coughing to some of the subordinates
“He was charged by the commander of the capture of Paris, sir, to transport said…thing to US soil for study and assessment. The commander also pointed out that the sergeant has been injured in the acquiring of this thing, though the sergeant believes that he is responsible as the commander did not revile all the details of his operation. Though no one know at the time that this was for real, so mistakes have been made.”
“It sounds like we have a guilty conscience and an inflated sense of honor. Not a known mixture of traits engendered within a solider. Did he actually have a hand in the loss of Paris or does this sergeant have a self-inflicted sense of doubt? I could understand why, massive denotation could create a disastrous effect on ones mind and the loss of life being pernicious to ones view on the war.”
“Sergeant Holmwoon believes so, sir, with the commander initially threatening him court-martial in the affair as he claims that he had failed to prevent the completion of the ritual by Dossin Schmitt. Though sergeant Holmwood does testify in his report that he did greatly injure the SS officer Lazarus Weiss and mortally wound Dossin Schmitt after it was too late."
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2022.06.22 15:34 realTIAN CTD after 2 minutes

Hello fellow users.
My game keeps crashing after around 2 minutes into the game and I honestly dont know, which mod is causing the problem.
As you can see I`ve merged some mods together with zMerge, but those where only ESP files coming from the same mod.
I tried a MatorSmash patch, but that didnt worked.
Here is my modlist.

0 0 Skyrim.esm
1 1 Update.esm
2 2 Dawnguard.esm
3 3 HearthFires.esm
4 4 Dragonborn.esm
5 5 ccBGSSSE001-Fish.esm
254 FE 0 ccbgssse010-petdwarvenarmoredmudcrab.esl
254 FE 1 ccbgssse011-hrsarmrelvn.esl
254 FE 2 ccbgssse012-hrsarmrstl.esl
254 FE 3 ccQDRSSE001-SurvivalMode.esl
254 FE 4 ccbgssse035-petnhound.esl
254 FE 5 ccedhsse001-norjewel.esl
254 FE 6 ccBGSSSE037-Curios.esl
254 FE 7 ccbgssse063-ba_ebony.esl
254 FE 8 ccbgssse060-ba_dragonscale.esl
254 FE 9 ccbgssse051-ba_daedricmail.esl
254 FE a ccbgssse057-ba_stalhrim.esl
6 6 ccBGSSSE025-AdvDSGS.esm
7 7 Unofficial Skyrim Special Edition Patch.esp
8 8 RSkyrimChildren.esm
254 FE b Landscape and Water Fixes.esp
9 9 Occ_Skyrim_Tamriel.esp
254 FE c CC'sEnhancedOreVeinsSSE-HearthfirePatch.esl
254 FE d AHZmoreHUD.esl
10 a OSA.esm
254 FE e AHZmoreHUDInventory.esl
11 b FISS.esp
254 FE f Expressive Facegen Morphs.esl
12 c Lanterns Of Skyrim II.esm
13 d Water for ENB.esm
254 FE 10 RealisticWaterTwo - Resources.esm
254 FE 11 UHDAP - MusicHQ.esp
254 FE 12 UHDAP - de0.esp
254 FE 13 UHDAP - de1.esp
254 FE 14 UHDAP - de2.esp
254 FE 15 UHDAP - de4.esp
254 FE 16 UHDAP - de3.esp
14 e SkyUI_SE.esp
15 f GQJ_DG_vampireamuletfix.esp
16 10 TerrainLodRedone.esp
254 FE 17 HD Lods SSE.esp
254 FE 18 Particle Patch for ENB.esp
17 11 Immersive Sounds - Compendium.esp
18 12 TrueStormsSE.esp
19 13 Obsidian Weathers.esp
20 14 SMIM-SE-Merged-All.esp
21 15 EnhancedLightsandFX.esp
22 16 ValdacilsItemSorting.esp
23 17 WACCF.esp
24 18 WICO.esp
25 19 Majestic Mountains Merged.esp
26 1a S3DTrees NextGenerationForests.esp
27 1b JK's College of Winterhold.esp
254 FE 19 ELFX Fixes.esp
254 FE 1a HPP - Vaermina's Torpor.esp
28 1c FloraRespawnFix.esp
29 1d icepenguinworldmapclassic.esp
30 1e CBBE Merge.esp
31 1f Book Covers Skyrim.esp
32 20 JKs Skyrim.esp
33 21 SoundsofSkyrimComplete.esp
34 22 BetterShapedWeaponsLW-XB.esp
35 23 BlendedRoads.esp
36 24 VIS Patch.esp
37 25 RUSTIC SOULGEMS - Sorted.esp
38 26 RaceMenu.esp
39 27 XPMSE.esp
40 28 RaceMenuPlugin.esp
41 29 Fluffy Snow - BlendedRoads Patch.esp
42 2a FranklyHDImperialArmorsAndWeapons.esp
43 2b Apophysis_DPM_SE.esp
44 2c S3DRocks.esp
254 FE 1b JK's Understone Keep.esp
45 2d MysticismMagic.esp
46 2e S3DLandscapes NextGenerationForests.esp
254 FE 1c LoS II - JKs Skyrim patch.esp
47 2f JK's Blue Palace.esp
254 FE 1d JK's High Hrothgar.esp
254 FE 1e JK's Temple of the Divines.esp
254 FE 1f JK's Sky Haven Temple.esp
254 FE 20 JK's Arnleif and Sons Trading Company.esp
48 30 Reliquary of Myth.esp
254 FE 21 JK's Jorrvaskr.esp
254 FE 22 JK's Mistveil Keep.esp
254 FE 23 JK's Haelga's Bunkhouse.esp
254 FE 24 JK's Temple of Mara.esp
254 FE 25 JK's Palace of the Kings.esp
254 FE 26 SoS_ELFX_Patch.esp
254 FE 27 Landscape and Water Fixes - Patch - ELFX.esp
254 FE 28 JK's Temple of Dibella.esp
254 FE 29 JK's The Hag's Cure.esp
254 FE 2a JK's Sinderion's Field Laboratory.esp
254 FE 2b JK's Dragonsreach.esp
254 FE 2c JK's Silver-Blood Inn.esp
254 FE 2d JK's Elgrims Elixirs.esp
49 31 Lore Weapon Exp.esp
50 32 Immersive Music.esp
254 FE 2e JK's Bee and Barb.esp
254 FE 2f JK's New Gnisis Cornerclub.esp
254 FE 30 JK's The Pawned Prawn.esp
254 FE 31 JK's Riverwood Trader.esp
254 FE 32 JK's Radiant Raiment.esp
51 33 Unique Items Tweaks.esp
52 34 aMidianBorn.esp
53 35 ZIA_Complete Pack.esp
254 FE 33 JK's The Bannered Mare.esp
254 FE 34 JK's White Phial.esp
254 FE 35 JK's Sleeping Giant Inn.esp
254 FE 36 JK's Angelines Aromatics.esp
254 FE 37 JK's Temple of Talos.esp
254 FE 38 JK's Candlehearth Hall.esp
254 FE 39 JK's The Ragged Flagon.esp
254 FE 3a JK's Septimus Signus's Outpost.esp
254 FE 3b LoS II - ELFX patch.esp
254 FE 3c JK's Bits and Pieces.esp
254 FE 3d JK's Arcadia's Cauldron.esp
254 FE 3e JK's Sadris Used Wares.esp
254 FE 3f JK's Temple of Kynareth.esp
54 36 JK's Riverfall Cottage.esp
254 FE 40 JKs The Drunken Huntsman.esp
55 37 Immersive Patrols II.esp
56 38 JKs Skyrim_3D Trees_Patch.esp
57 39 RevertUSSEPFixes.esp
254 FE 41 Map Markers Complete.esp
GDOS - Glorious Solitude Door - Rotation Fix.esp
GDOS - Splendid Mechanized Dwemer Door.esp
58 3a AMatterOfTime.esp
59 3b iHUD.esp
60 3c Chesko_LoreBasedLoadingScreens.esp
VISPatch-BookCovers.esp
VISPatch-RusticSoulGems.esp
61 3d FNISSexyMove.esp
62 3e TKDodge.esp
254 FE 42 Conditional Expressions.esp
63 3f imp_helm_legend.esp
64 40 KS Hairdo's.esp
254 FE 43 KSHairdosSMP.esp
65 41 TheEyesOfBeauty.esp
66 42 Beards.esp
67 43 Brows.esp
68 44 NB-Scars.esp
69 45 Realistic&Pale Merged.esp
70 46 DeadlySpellImpacts.esp
71 47 DustEffectsSSE.esp
254 FE 44 Obsidian Weathers - Patch - Rudy ENB.esp
72 48 ENB Light.esp
73 49 Apachii.esp
74 4a dB Blood.esp
75 4b FootPrints Merge.esp
76 4c GODS Updates.esp
77 4d Improves Eyes.esp
254 FE 45 JK's AngeAroma_ELFX_Patch.esp
254 FE 46 JK's Belethor's General Goods.esp
254 FE 47 JK's RadReim_ELFX_Patch.esp
254 FE 48 JK's Sleeping Giant Inn - ELFX Patch.esp
254 FE 49 JK's Warmaiden's.esp
254 FE 4a JKs Warmaiden's Harvestable Statics.esp
254 FE 4b JK's Warmaiden's ELFX patch.esp
254 FE 4c JK's White Phial_ELFX Patch.esp
254 FE 4d LoS II - SMIM patch.esp
254 FE 4e LoS II - USSEP patch.esp
78 4e True Storms - Obsidian Weathers - Patch .esp
254 FE 4f SoS_TrueStorms_Patch.esp
254 FE 50 SoS_Obsidian_Patch.esp
79 4f Fantasy Soundtrack Project - Combat.esp
80 50 Fantasy Soundtrack Project.esp
81 51 RSChildrens.esp
RSChildren.esp
RealisticRSChildren.esp
RRSC-WICO-Patch.esp
ISC Enhanced Blood Patch.esp
82 52 ISC WACCF Patch.esp
imp_helm_legend_WACCF_AMB_Patch.esp
ImmersiveSoundsCompendium_AMB_Patch.esp
RSChildren_WACCF_Patch.esp
WACCF_Survival Mode_Patch.esp
254 FE 51 JS Purses and Septims SE Patch.esp
254 FE 52 RoM - Dragon Priest Masks Pack.esp
254 FE 53 RoM - Fishing Patch.esp
254 FE 54 JS Instruments of Skyrim SE - Uniques.esp
254 FE 55 DVLaSS Skyrim Underside.esp
254 FE 56 StormLightning.esp
83 53 Adamant.esp
84 54 Scoped Bows.esp
ZimsImmersiveArtifacts_WACCF_Patch.esp
85 55 VisualAnimatedEnchants.esp
254 FE 57 RoM - ICH Patch.esp
254 FE 58 Unique Items Tweaks - RoM Tweaks.esp
254 FE 59 RoM - ISC Patch.esp
254 FE 5a RoM - VAE Patch.esp
86 56 Unique Uniques.esp
254 FE 5b Unique Items Tweaks - Unique Uniques Patch.esp
87 57 AdamantSmithing.esp
88 58 UIExtensions.esp
89 59 AddItemMenuSE.esp
90 5a LrsamwaysExpandedSkyrimWeaponry.esp
91 5b PrvtIRoyalArmory.esp
92 5c JS Unique.esp
93 5d VioLens SE.esp
254 FE 5c Aetherius.esp
94 5e Immersive Citizens - AI Overhaul.esp
254 FE 5d JK's The Winking Skeever.esp
254 FE 5e SoS_ImmersiveCitizens_Patch.esp
95 5f Alternate Start - Live Another Life.esp
96 60 VISPatch-AlternateStart.esp
97 61 Water for ENB (Shades of Skyrim).esp
254 FE 5f Water for ENB - Patch - Rudy ENB.esp
98 62 RealisticWaterTwo.esp
254 FE 60 ELFX Fixes Ragged Flagon Fix.esp
254 FE 61 JKs Skyrim_RWT_Patch.esp
99 63 Modern Brawl Bug Fix.esp
100 64 Smashed Patch.esp

Thanks in advance!
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2022.05.28 19:26 Cerozz 2022 SUMMER TRANSFER WINDOW THREAD

CLUB/TEAM NEWS

CLUB NEWS
 
ARRIVALS
Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Arriving from Info
Romelu Lukaku CF 29 Belgium €70m Chelsea Loan (€8m fee).
Joaquín Correa SS 27 Argentina €23m Lazio Purchase for €23m after completed loan.
André Onana GK 26 Cameroon €12m Ajax Free transfer.
Kristjan Asllani DM 20 Albania €10m Empoli Loan for €4m with option/obligation to make it permanent.
Henkrikh Mkhitaryan AM 33 Armenia €8m Roma Free transfer
Raoul Bellanova RM 22 Italy €7m Cagliari €3m loan with option to buy for €7m.
 
DEPARTURES - FIRST TEAM
Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Departing to Info
Andrea Pinamonti CF 23 Italy €20m Sassuolo 1-year loan with obligation to buy for €20m.
Ivan Perišić LM 33 Croatia €10m Tottenham Free transfer.
Zinho Vanheusden CB 22 Belgium €8m AZ Alkmaar 1-year loan with option to buy, buyback option.
Stefano Sensi CM 26 Italy €7m Monza 1-year dry loan.
Martin Satriano CF 21 Uruguay €7m Empoli 1-year dry loan.
Valentino Lazaro RB 26 Austria €6m Torino 1-year loan with option to buy for €5m.
Andreaw Gravillon CB 24 Guadeloupe €6m Stade Reims Sale for €3.5m after completed loan.
Sebastiano Esposito CF 19 Italy €5m RSC Anderlecht Loan with option to buy, buyback option.
Alexis Sanchez CF 33 Chile €3.5m / Contract termination.
Michele Di Gregorio GK 24 Italy €3.5m Monza Purchase obligation for €4m after Monza achieved promotion.
Ionut Radu GK 25 Romania €3.5m Cremonese 1-year dry loan.
Matías Vecino CM 30 Uruguay €3.5m / End of contract.
Lorenzo Pirola CB 20 Italy €2.2m Salernitana 1-year loan (€900k) with option to buy, buyback option.
Arturo Vidal CM 35 Chile €2m / Contract termination.
Felipe Caicedo CF 33 Ecuador €1.5m Genoa End of loan.
Cesare Casadei CM 19 Italy €1m Chelsea Sale for €15m and €5m bonuses.
Andrea Ranocchia CB 34 Italy €0.8m Monza Free transfer.
Aleksandar Kolarov LB 36 Serbia €0.5m / Retired.
 
DEPARTURES - PRIMAVERA
Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Departing to Info
Samuele Mulattieri CF 21 Italy €2m Frosinone 1-year loan with option to buy, buyback option.
Tibo Persyn RB 20 Belgium €700k FC Eindhoven 1-year loan with option to buy, buyback option.
Gaetano Oristanio AM 19 Italy €650k FC Volendam 1-year dry loan.
Marco Pompetti DM 22 Italy €500k Südtirol 1-year dry loan.
Edoardo Sottini CB 19 Italy €300k Triestina 1-year dry loan.
Lorenzo Gavioli CM 22 Italy €225k Reggina Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee.
Zugaro De Matteis LB 22 Italy €200k Sangiuliano 1-year dry loan.
Christopher Attys CM 21 Haiti €200k Imolese Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee.
Niccolò Corrado LB 22 Italy €200k Ternana Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee.
Lorenzo Moretti CB 20 Italy €200k Avellino Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee.
Christian Dimarco LB 19 Italy €150k Feralpisalò Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee.
Niccolò Squizzato CM 20 Italy €150k Renate 1-year dry loan.
Fabrizio Bagheria GK 21 Italy €50k Recanatese 1-year dry loan.
 
RENEWALS
Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Renewing until
Samir Handanović GK 37 Slovenia €2m 2023
Alex Cordaz GK 39 Italy €400k 2023

RUMORS

ARRIVALS
Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Arriving from Info
Manuel Akanji CB 27 Switzerland €30m Borussia Dortmund Purchase for €10-20m.
Francesco Acerbi CB 34 Italy €4m Lazio Loan or free transfer.
DEPARTURES
Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Rumored club Info
Milan Škriniar CB 27 Slovakia €65m PSG, Chelsea Purchase
Denzel Dumfries RB 26 Netherlands €25m Man Utd, Chelsea Purchase
NOTES
  • Considering the fact that Inter doesn't disclose signing fees or additional details (sell-on clause, etc.) on announcements, the transfer fee and details are usually taken from most reliable rumours for said transfer.
  • Estimated value is taken from Transfermarkt at the time of addition to the list.
OTHER
  • Feel free to message me or write in the thread if you have heard of any confirmed transfers that are not listed.
  • The thread will be sorted by new so you can always keep a on-going discussion in the comments.
  • There will still be separate threads for major transfer movements, this is just a sum-up of the whole transfer window.
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2022.01.12 00:06 gm19g ANNOUNCING A NEW ELECTION SERIES - The President, the King, and the Kaiser - World Lore

ANNOUNCING A NEW ELECTION SERIES - The President, the King, and the Kaiser - World Lore
The First Weltkrieg:
As Europe burned in the fire of the Great War, the United States of America prospered. President Wilson’s vow to remain neutral is what got him elected and he is sticking to it… mostly. The President is partial to the Entente and Kaiser Wilhelm II knows this. In a rare moment of intelligence, the Kaiser listened to his advisors and made the decision to not resume unrestricted submarine warfare and to begin massive propaganda operations inside the US, providing stark evidence of the hunger and hardship that the Entente blockade is inflicting on Central Europe to newspapers. Moved to action, wealthy German-Americans start a charity for German children, gathering clothes, toys and treats to be distributed as Christmas gifts. Tragedy struck when a Royal Navy submarine mistook their vessel, the SS George Washington, for a German ship and torpedoed it, taking it down with all hands.
The SS George Washington Before Being Sunk by a British Submarine
Confused initial reports implied that the sub had full knowledge that they were sinking an American vessel and even left drowning passengers to die in the North Atlantic. German spies and prominent yellow journalists such as William Randolph Hearst seized on the opportunity, and by the time the full story was revealed, public outrage had already reached a fever pitch. President Wilson implored the British to compromise and let non-war supplies through before Congress votes for sanctions or other punitive measures. With little choice, the blockade ceases counting farm products, foodstuffs, and other critical goods as war material, delivering the Central Powers from looming famine.
The mass media struck another killing blow to the interventionist cause in the Fall of 1917, when leaks from the FBI surrounding the investigation into the Black Tom Explosion implied that there was a belief the explosion had been orchestrated by foreign operatives. After the George Washington incident, hints of foreign action pointed squarely to the Entente and by the time official statements were put out, most of America believed the Entente was trying to spur the US into action by blaming sabotage on Imperial Germany.
The End of the War:
With the US firmly out of the war, famine and economic collapse staved off, and the Russian Revolution effectively ending the Eastern Front, Germany could focus its efforts on ending the Western Entente. Wanting to try to end the war before German reinforcements arrive after the signing of the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, France and Britain begin the Great Spring Offensive which is only barely repulsed at great loss of life to both sides. Once again the fighting stabilizes across the front. The Japanese Empire, eager to expand its territory and stop the red menace from threatening the Home Islands, intervenes in Russia, propping up a puppet government in Vladivostok headed by Admiral Kolchak. Using the loyal Czechoslovak Legion, the Whites are able to consolidate their control across Siberia.
Angered by the continuing stalemate and loss of life, as well as radicalized by widespread pamphlets, most of the French Army mutinies in January of 1919. Seizing the opportunity, Germany launches their January Offensive. Using the breakdown of the French chain of command, they are able to capture Nancy and Reims, however the British and Belgians are able to mostly hold back the Germans in their sectors. But the center does not hold. Order is only barely restored among the French ranks and by July, strikes on the homefront and German strategic bombardments clog resupply and reinforcements. In one last grand push, the Imperial German Army advances on the city of Coulommiers. A mere 27 miles from the outskirts of Paris. Another offensive in the North effectively cuts off the British Expeditionary Force from assisting the French Army.
The French Army had to Resort to Executions of Mutinying Men to Restore Discipline, Something that led to Greater Hatred Within the Ranks
In September, rumors of the General Staff's plans for an offensive to push the Germans out of Coulommiers set off one final soldiers' mutiny. In solidarity, the General Confederation of Labor (CGT) begins a general strike, grinding all production to a halt. Ferdinand Foch, the previous commander of the French Army, is replaced with the popular Philippe Pétain who wishes to continue the war at all costs. Britain, fearing that France would collapse as a result of their own stubbornness, pressured Paris to immediately sign the German peace conditions to prevent a complete collapse of Western Europe into civil war. Pétain eventually buckled to the will of the civilian government, and France gave in to Germany's demands. The Treaty of Versailles was signed on October 6th, 1919 in the Hall of Mirrors of the Palace of Versailles. The same place where the German Empire had been proclaimed 48 years prior. After five years of fighting, and millions dead, the First Great War was over.
The Treaties:
The Treaty of Versailles stipulated among other things the following major points:
  1. The blame for the war is directly on the Entente and France and Britain would have to pay reparations.
  2. The French territories of Longwy, Belfort, the Briey Basin and the western slopes of the Vosges are to be annexed by Germany. Additionally, the region Nancy is to be demilitarized for the next 30 years.
  3. A plebiscite in Luxembourg about whether or not the Grand Duchy should join the German Empire will take place.
  4. The colonies of Ivory Coast, Dahomey, Gabon, French Congo, Ubangi-Shari, Madagascar, French Somaliland, the Comores, Reunion island, Indochina and the various French territories in the Indian and Pacific oceans including its Chinese concessions are to be transferred to German control.
  5. Belgian Congo is to be ‘sold’ to Germany. The Belgian Concessions in China are also to be given to Germany.
  6. Belgium is to accept a demilitarization of it’s military into only a ‘State Police Force’ and will accept favorable tariffs and tax breaks to German companies. Additionally in the case of an attack on Germany, Belgium is obligated to assist the Reich.
  7. The complete removal of French defensive forts on the French-German border.
  8. The transfer of the Moroccan protectorate from France to Germany.
  9. Egypt, Libya, and Anglo-Egyptian-Sudan are to be given to the Ottoman Empire. All colonies East of the Suez are also to be given to the Ottomans.
  10. An International Suez Canal Zone is to be created.

The Treaty of Versailles Conference
While outcry to these points was terrible, the fear of imminent social collapse of the Western Entente was forced into signing on the dotted line. The plebiscite that would follow in Luxembourg ended in favor of annexation by Germany.
On the other side of the world the Empire of Japan fought on. Their delegation walked out of the Versailles Peace Conference when the UK refused to support their claim to the German-leased Chinese territory, the Kiautschou Bay concession, which they had occupied since 1914. Therefore, the Weltkrieg's hostilities remained officially ongoing in East Asia, albeit without much real fighting.
Afraid of international isolation and the risk of severance from Chinese investment brought Japan into agreement with Britain, Germany, Russia and the USA. The nations agreed to a separate peace, adopted in August 1920, that declared a return to the pre-war territorial status quo in East Asia, included multilateral recognition of Japan's "existing special interests" in Manchuria, and pledged German forces to intervene in the Russian Civil War. The treaty that was signed was known as the Tsingtao Treaty. In early November 1921, Japan withdrew from Tsingtao and Germany's Pacific territories.
Imperial German Troops March into Tsingtao Once Again
The agreement was very unpopular among the Japanese civilian population, as a "free hand in Manchuria" was much less tangible than the very visible lowering of the Japanese flag over Tsingtao. The public believed Japan already had an iron-clad position in Manchuria, given its much-lauded victory over Russia in 1905, and the more recent war was seen as "lost" by Britain and France, not by Japan. From their perspective, Tsingtao was a well-earned prize of war, sacrificed to appease powers that were, at best, indifferent to Japan's struggles, and at worst openly hostile. When the terms of the treaty became clear, protests and riots broke out in urban centers across Japan and there was very nearly a coup to end the civilian government. While civil war was staved off, out of the treaty many restorationist and ultranationalist groups were formed. Their goal; end the civilian government, return the Emperor to ultimate power, ensure military supremacy over society, and expand the Japanese Empire. These groups quickly, easily, and effectively infiltrate almost all ranks of the Japanese military.
End and Beginning of Revolution:
After the Germans ripped up the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk and formally intervened in the Russian Civil War in order to kill communism in the cradle, another ideology was quickly taking root in the West. Syndicalism, or more formally Revolutionary Syndicalism, is a political ideology that aims to overthrow capitalism by coordinated action conducted by industrial workers united in trade unions. The basis of organization of all syndicalist movements is found in workers' unions, also known as syndicates, a relation which continues within syndicalist states as unions form the basis of their political systems. With the Bolsheviks in Russia collapsing under the combined weight of the White Army and Germany, trade unions in France, Britain, and the United States officially adopted syndicalism, seeing it as the next step in liberating the workers. On the 20th of November, mere weeks after the signing of the Treaty of Versailles and days after the German pullout, Paris fell to the firm hands of the revolutionary mob, and the government temporarily retreated to Versailles. It was the beginning of the French Civil War, which slowly began to escalate further and further as more and more cities were taken over by revolutionaries and threw their support behind the Paris Commune.

A Mob Proclaims the Commune of France, Beginning the French Civil War
Though Moscow had been under siege from a combined army of Whites and Germans since January, it took until April 22nd, 1920 for the Bolsheviks to finally submit a formal surrender. Outnumbered, outgunned, and crippled by starvation and desertion, the Reds had little choice but to throw themselves at the mercy of the Provisional Government. And while the Whites stand victorious at the formal conclusion of the civil war, the German Empire is exhausted after six years of bloody fighting.
In the West, with the fall of Paris into syndicalist hands, the French Republican Government was quickly disintegrating. As more and more provinces and military divisions rebelled, the government once again retreated, this time to Marseilles, where in an extraordinary meeting of the remaining members of the National Assembly, the hero Philippe Pétain was proclaimed as interim President of National France. He then led the evacuation of the government, military loyalists, and any anti-syndicalists or fearful moderates to the French holdings in North Africa. There the Marshal was able to solidify his power and create a firm French Republican government-in-exile. The hope was that this would be a temporary measure as most French exiles believed either the commune would collapse or Germany would intervene. Neither happened, and instead a peace treaty was concluded between the German Empire and the Commune, with little to no regard towards the exiled government. The Commune was recognized as the successor of the French Republic by most of the newly German-aligned world, while the exiles remained seen as the legitimate government by those who had fought beside them in the Weltkrieg.
In the United Kingdom, the reigning government tried to put a good spin on the war that had cost them three quarters of a million dead. They called the Treaty of Versailles the “Peace of Honor” and did their best to lick their economic wounds. However, mere weeks after the peace treaty, the British Empire would plunge into a deep-rooted political crisis, which would be just one of several in the coming years. The tremendous losses for so little gain caused many returning soldiers to turn to Labor and radicalism rather than the Liberal and Conservative Parties which had overseen the slaughter. The Liberal Prime Minister David Lloyd George, derided as “the man who lost the war”, lost the support of his Tory coalition partners and was forced to call a snap election in 1919. Soundly defeated by the Conservatives, Tory leader Andrew Bonar Law became Prime Minister. Opposed to even Home Rule for Ireland, Law increased the forces present to try and crush the revolt. The fall of France inspired the trade unions, radicals, and moderates alike to call for another revolution in Britain and all merged into the Syndicalist Party of Great Britain. They campaigned throughout the early 1920s.
In early 1923 Law began to lose his voice due to terminal throat cancer. Unable to speak in the House of Commons, he resigned as both Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party. Austen Chamberlain became its new leader while a general election was called. Instead of trying to cooperate with the now ever popular SPGB, Chamberlain decided to draw his line in the sand and would only cooperate with the Liberal Party. In the election that followed, the Tory-Liberal coalition received a majority in the House by only a few seats. The new National Government caused controversy across the political spectrum, though especially from the left. It grew less popular with the passing of an austerity budget. With the UK deep in debt, and the current state of affairs failing to improve the economy, pay was cut in all branches of the armed forces. Many officers were decommissioned amidst accusations that preferential treatment was being given to men from the peerage or with well-connected families. Thousands of dock workers were left unemployed and with the prospect of an upcoming cut in unemployment benefits.
The Revolution began in earnest in 1924, after a strike by Royal Navy sailors over pay cuts in Plymouth escalated into a riot after the troops sent in to quell the mutiny joined the strike. The strike quickly became national news and all over similar strikes were starting, not just by the military but also the common people of all walks of life. Sensing their moment, the Trade Union Congress issued an emergency declaration announcing their intention to hold a general strike to protest the government’s treatment of the rank and file troops. This move polarized opinions in the military, and quickly lines were being drawn between the syndicalists and loyalists. By now millions of people across Britain were striking and the government saw no other option than to quell the striking and rioting by declaring martial law and stretching their loyalist units across the nation. Unfortunately for the government, loyalists hated the syndicalists and it didn’t take long for an incident to occur. When troops opened fire on a protest march outside of Liverpool, that was all the spark needed for tabloids and agitators to rile up strikes across Britain and turn them into full blown rebellions.

Former Royal, now Republican, Army Soldiers March off to Fight after Deserting their Regiments
In Parliament, the walls were closing in on the Prime Minister literally and figuratively. As more and more land was lost to the Revolution that now proclaimed the “Union of Britain”, the Liberals broke off the coalition, many defecting to the Labor party that now served as the official representation of the Revolution in Parliament. And then the Labor Party decided to once and for all throw in their chips. Casting off the title of “His Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition” the Labor Party walked out and joined the Revolution. Remaining Members of Parliament grew ever more erratic as the Cabinet assured them the situation was under control even while plans were made to move the Royal Family to Canada. With the police, army and navy suffering thousands of desertions, military ranks had to be filled with ex-servicemen, most notably former Black and Tans and former members of the Auxiliary division. The power vacuum that was left in Ireland after the Army had to pull out to defend the mother country was perfect for Michael Collins and his Irish Republicans to sweep Ireland and declare independence, a declaration that was quickly recognized by Germany. Still though, it was not enough to hold back the revolution. The Union of Britain began to receive foreign aid from France and as the rebels made more and more breakthroughs in the country and cities, what remained of the British government was unsure of the situation but was nevertheless terrified by the prospect of a French invasion. The order was given for any loyalist divisions to reach a port and await evacuation from the remaining elements of the Royal Navy.
London descended into chaos as the last of the civil service officials were evacuated with the government and Royal Family, abandoning the city by December 20th, 1925. The way to London lay open and on Boxing Day the Republican Army arrived to mop up whatever resistance remained leaving countless wealthy and aristocratic citizens trapped in the country. On the radio Prime Minister Chamberlain announced that the government was ceasing armed resistance to the advancing “Syndicalist Traitors” for now, but that in the fullness of time His Majesty’s government would return and restore order to Britain. Seeing the fight as futile though, the last loyalist holdouts on the isles surrendered and the Union of Britain was proclaimed.
Aftermath:
The Entente:
Like France, a government-in-exile was set up by the fleeing British exiles. They found safe harbor in the Dominion of Canada, which by now was the strongest, loyal state of the Empire. A political crisis ensued as a flood of British political refugees poured into Canada, together with King George V and the Royal Family. Prime Minister of Canada, Sir Mackenzie King, realized the presence of a British government-in-exile was a threat to Canadian unity and his power, and under the provisions of the War Measures Act and martial law, PM King promulgated a legislative union act, merging the two governments into one under his control. He was then able to outmaneuver and replace all British leaders who could conceivably try to become Prime Minister of Canada in the highly charged emotional mindset of the fall of Britain. With King George V’s reluctant blessing, PM King then embarked upon a new imperial policy of shoring up whatever was left with the remnants of the Royal Navy and Army.
British India, already plagued by revolts for over five years, completely collapsed into three states. The remnants of the British administration in the northwest, the syndicalist Bharatiya Commune in the northeast, and an independent Princely States of Hyderabad in the south. The Commonwealth of Australia and the Dominion of New Zealand merged to form the Australasian Confederation to help maintain order in that part of the Empire following the syndicalist influenced Melbourne riots. However, without the protection of the Royal Navy, which remained in the Atlantic to protect the Royal Family, and with unrest and rioting throughout Australasia, nothing could be done to prevent the German occupation of many remaining British colonies in the Pacific. PM King’s reinforcements ensured that the remaining states stayed loyal to the Empire. Including South Africa and a frankenstein federation of British and French Caribbean and South American colonies that formed the West Indies Federation.
The remaining rump states of the Entente stayed together and in a ceremony in Bermuda, representatives from Canada, the British government-in-exile, National France, the Dominion of India, Australasia, and the Kingdom of Italy in-exile located in Sardinia, signed a pact dedicating themselves to the reclamations of their homelands.
Russia:
With the fall of Bolshevism in Russia, a joint German-White Army Russian Republic was created. Under President Kerensky, the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk was signed once again and in return the Germans pulled out. Russia was forced not only to surrender huge swathes of its former western territories in Poland, Ukraine, White Ruthenia, the Baltics, the Caucasus, and Finland, but also to pay indemnities to the victorious Central Powers. Elements of the White Army were angered by this and attempted to overthrow the new republic. Though anti-German sentiment was the seed of discontent, the birth of an organized, anti-Kerensky movement was born in the shared anxieties of conservative military and business circles, who watched with growing concern as Kerensky implemented many elements of his political program, which borrowed heavily from the Socialist Revolutionaries' playbook. Soon a coup was planned for November of 1924 and was led by Admiral Kolchak, the Russian Cincinnatus and hero of the White Army, and while it began without issues the response shocked Kolchak and his backers. Rather than rally to his side, the overwhelming majority of Russian enlisted soldiers and even officers refused to join the putsch, and while they refused to open fire on the putschists, no help was extended from that corner. Kolchak immediately laid the blame for this on the shoulders of General Lavr Kornilov, who refused to help Kolchak out of lingering resentment for not being chosen as White commander-in-chief during the Civil War. Kornilov and the rest of Russia's military high command realized that antagonizing the Germans while Russia was in such a weak state would simply make the situation worse, and that Kerensky was a necessary evil to moderate the demands of the still-strong Socialist presence in the country.
Czechoslovak Legion Troops Loyal to Admiral Kolchak Storm the Winter Palace in the Doomed Kolchak Putsch
The coup attempt fell apart with most units surrendering to the government without a shot being fired. As for Kolchak, the Admiral and his closest supporters fled east to the Japanese Primorye, later renamed to the Transamur Republic. The last bastion of "Entente" controlled Russia, wherein he would lay claim to the title of legitimate ruler of Russia. However the Transamur Republic is little more than a Japanese puppet state. By 1936, it had become a corporate and militaristic state, politically, economically and militarily under the thumb of the Japanese with Kolchak merely as a figurehead.
Germany:
The German Empire revels in its victory over the Entente and the creation of it’s European economic bloc “Mitteleuropa”. However, the economic and social problems the war had caused continued. The population had been pushed to the brink of starvation by the British blockade, which had only truly ended in 1919, and the economy was in a similarly dire state. Demobilization had created a great mass of unemployed men which strained the urban economy. Trade with the USA and other neutral countries was only slowly beginning to pick back up and the eastern puppets were in near-constant chaos. With the Reichstag still indefinitely suspended and the Ludendorff dictatorship fighting on, newspaper agitation became the modus operandi of the non-parliamentary opposition, leading to a country increasingly divided between supporters and enemies of the regime; the SPD, exempt from the complete ban on all Socialist party activities, followed a strategy of publicly pushing the boundaries of what was legal, therefore rebranding itself as the only true opposition. It only took one major scandal to push the dictator out though, and after years the first elections were held.
Grand Admiral Tirpitz won the majority with a grand national coalition of the conservative and centrist parties and was chosen by the Kaiser to become the Reichskanzler. Tirpitz embarked on a program of economic decentralization. Coming after a period of internal stagnation, his reforms coincided with the profits of long-term investments in Mitteleuropa finally arriving; the result was an economic miracle that would last for the duration of von Tirpitz' chancellorship. He also led Germany in its conquest of the British colonial territories during the break up of its empire and created an alliance with the Zhili Clique, saving the Qing Empire and ensuring stability in China for a little while longer. Unfortunately he did not have the same success in Europe and failed to stop a new hostile alliance from forming on Germany’s doorstep. With the Union of Britain, Commune of France, and Socialist Republic of Italy forming the Third International.
When Tirpitz died in 1930, the grand coalition fell apart with each individual party vying for power. In the vacuum, the SPD continued to grow its majority, but the Kaiser would not pick an SPD Reichskanzler. Instead, after an uncharacteristically long waiting period, Kuno Graf von Westarp, chairman of the German-Conservative Party (DKP) became Reichskanzler out of the blue. However Westarp and whatever coalition he was able to build was ineffective and after two years and another election, Westarp's DKP won 28% and the SPD stayed the largest party with 34%, as they had been for twenty years at this point.
An SPD Rally After von Westarp was made Reichskanzler
The Germans have lost any thirst for adventure; all they - and their politicians - hope for is an extension of the status quo for as long as possible. But the Kaiser is getting old, and so is the post-Weltkrieg order. And even if Germany has never been so powerful, neither has it ever had such heavy burdens.
The Third International:
The Third International is an international leftist organization advocating for world syndicalism and global cooperation. It is to the syndicalists what the Entente and Reichspakt are for the imperial powers of the world. A military, economic, and political alliance that advocates for the world revolution. The International was originally formed as a way to support the revolution outside of France, propping up the Union of Britain and Socialist Republic of Italy in their respective revolutions. Now it reaches out across the world even further and has memberships ranging from Chile and the Patagonian Workers Front, to the Bharatiya Commune, and even the exiled Chinese Syndicalist Party. The syndicalist countries are solidifying their power at home, but plan to ensure that world revolution is inevitable. Through force if necessary.
In early 1926 in Britain, the Provisional Revolutionary Government convened the Constitutional Convention in the ruins of London. Its priority was rebuilding, and for that end masses of volunteers were organized for such tasks as supplying food and medicine and repairing roads and railways. A year later the constitution of the Union of Britain was formally brought in, proclaiming universal suffrage. Scottish and Welsh independence referendums came but after mob violence on both sides they were suspended indefinitely in return for more unofficial autonomy.
In France, the CGT's image as integral members of the revolution, was able to give them primary participation in arranging the constitutional setup of the new state. Through ensuring that leading Jacobins and Bolsheviks were often engaged in the conduct of the war, the CGT and their orthodox syndicalist allies were able to cultivate and protect their own image as the Revolutions' legitimate political leaders. Thus they were in charge when it came to the writing of the constitution and the reconstruction.
Powerbases secure, factions began to spring up in the International. Though political parties are legally untenable, these factions act as such and include the radical autonomists, orthodox syndicalists, and authoritarian maximists. However the maximist faction is mostly unorganized and without a proper doctrine. At least for the time being. With reconstruction ending, the people of the International are vengeful. Vengeful against the Entente for controlling the people and putting them through a meaningless war. Vengeful against the Reich for defeating them but also for stepping on the working class. Vengeful at capitalists and reactionaries everywhere for their mere existence. The peace cannot hold.
Conclusion:
This is the rest of the world on January 1st, 1936 where the story truly begins. Will the Third International wipe the scourge of imperialism off the map? Will the Entente reclaim their homelands? Will the Reichspakt be able to maintain the Kaiser’s power and the status quo forever? Will Japan finally conquer itself the sphere it so desperately wants? Or will an entirely new power rise in the world of the Kaiserreich. 1936 is an election year in the United States of America, and things have not gone well in the land of liberty since it was last mentioned.
Stay tuned for the next installment of a brand new series: The President, the King, and the Kaiser. In the next post the United States' lore will be explained and the polls for the 1936 election will open.
The World in 1936
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2021.06.23 21:37 Cerozz 2021 Summer Transfer Window Megathread

CLUB/TEAM NEWS

ARRIVALS

Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Arriving from Info
Hakan Calhanoglu AM 27 Turkey €35m Milan Free transfer with a 3-year contract.
Joaquin Correa SS 27 Argentina €30m Lazio €5m loan with €25 buy obligation split into 3-year payments and €1m in potential bonuses.
Denzel Dumfries RB 25 Netherlands €16m PSV Permanent transfer for €12m (plus €2.5m in potential bonuses).
Matteo Darmian RB 31 Italy €7m Parma €2.5m transfer after completed loan, 3-year contract.
Edin Džeko ST 35 Bosnia and Herzegovina €4m Roma Free transfer (with potential bonuses) with a 2-year contract.
Alex Cordaz GK 38 Italy €0.5m Crotone Free transfer with a 1-year contract.
 

DEPARTURES

Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Departing to Info
Romelu Lukaku ST 28 Belgium €100m Chelsea Permanent sale for €115m.
Achraf Hakimi RM 22 Morocco €60m PSG Permanent sale for €60m + €11m bonuses.
Matteo Politano RW 27 Italy €30m Napoli Permanent €19m sale after completed €2.5m loan.
Andrea Pinamonti CF 22 Italy €12m Empoli 1-year dry loan.
Joao Mario CM 28 Portugal €12m Benfica Contract termination and free transfer to Benfica.*
Zinho Vanheusden CB 21 Belgium €12m Genoa 1-year loan after Inter bought him back from Standard Liege for €15m.
Valentino Lazaro RM 25 Austria €10m Benfica 1-year dry loan.
Sebastiano Esposito CF 18 Italy €6m FC Basel Loan with option to buy, Inter have buyback option.
Radja Nainggolan CM 33 Belgium €5m / Contract termination by mutual agreement.
Lucien Agoume DM 19 France €5m Brest 1-year dry loan.
Dalbert LB 27 Brazil €4m Cagliari Loan with option to buy for ~€6-8m.
Antonio Candreva RW 34 Italy €2.5m Sampdoria Permanent sale for €2.5m after completed loan.
Ashley Young LM 35 England €1m Aston Villa Free transfer after contract expiry.
Daniele Padelli GK 35 Italy €0.4m Udinese Free transfer after contract expiry.
* Contract termination and free transfer to Benfica is most likely a way to bypass rival clause in contract made with Sporting and cca. €7.5m payment will be made in some other form or within another transfer.
 

PRIMAVERA/NON-SQUAD TRANSFERS

Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Departing to Info
Andreaw Gravillon CB 23 Guadeloupe €6m Stade Reims Loan with option to buy.
Lorenzo Pirola CB 19 Italy €2.5m Monza Loan with option to buy, Inter have buyback option.
Darian Males AM 20 Switzerland €2.5m FC Basel 2-year loan with option to buy.
Rigoberto Rivas AM 22 Honduras €1m Reggina Permanent sale for €550k.
Samuele Mulattieri CF 20 Italy 0.8m Crotone 1-year loan.
Filip Stankovič GK 19 Serbia €0.5m FC Volendam 1-year loan.
Xian Emmers CM 22 Belgium €0.45m Roda JC Free transfer.
Marco Pompetti DM 21 Italy €0.45m Pescara 1-year loan.
Lorenzo Gavioli CM 21 Italy €0.3m Reggina Loan with obligation to buy for undisclosed fee.
Georgios Vagiannidis RB 19 Greece €0.2m Panathinaikos Free transfer.
Davide Zugaro LB 21 Italy €0.15m Virtus Verona 1-year loan.
Niccolò Corrado LB 21 Italy €0.1m Feralpisalò 1-year loan.
 

RENEWALS

Name Position Age Nationality Value▼ Renewing until
Alessandro Bastoni CB 22 Italy €60m 2024
Lucien Agoume DM 19 France €5m 2025
Danilo D'Ambrosio RB 32 Italy €5m 2022
Aleksandar Kolarov LB 35 Serbia €1.5m 2022 (50% reduced salary)
Andrea Ranocchia CB 33 Italy €1m 2022

NOTES

  • Considering the fact that Inter doesn't disclose signing fees or additional details (sell-on clause, etc.) on announcements, the transfer fee and details are usually taken from most reliable rumors for said transfer.
  • Estimated value is taken from Transfermarkt at the time of addition to the list.
  • Tables with players are sorted from most valuable to least valuable.

OTHER

  • Feel free to message me or write in the thread if you have heard of any confirmed transfers that are not listed.
  • The thread will be sorted by new so you can always keep a on-going discussion in the comments.
  • There will still be separate threads for major transfer movements, this is just a sum-up of the whole transfer window.
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2021.04.03 01:17 Sokite [OC] Is Depay a good enough 9 to strengthen Barcelona's attack? Statistical Analysis of Depay.

[OC] Is Depay a good enough 9 to strengthen Barcelona's attack? Statistical Analysis of Depay.
Profile
Firstly we have to look at the profile of the attacker we're looking for in the summer. In the summer of 2020 we let go of Suarez. He had so many attributes that it would take me all day to list them off, but I feel some of these attributes were extremely important in our system over the last few years. The most important attributes were his goal scoring, hold up play, and ability to occupy the centre backs and drag players out of position. Since his departure, Messi is our only world class goal scorer and now the opposition focuses on him even more as they don't have to worry anymore about Suarez creating goals from all sorts of positions.
Suarez' hold up play and physicality was essential for us. It gave us the option of going a more direct route, by playing the ball long into him, where he would take it down and allow us to escape pressure. Suarez leaving has meant that we now only have Braithwaite as a CF option, a massive downgrade in a department that we have always held to such high standards.
The type of striker I believe that we need is someone who is great at hold up play and creating the type of passing option that neither Griezmann nor Messi provide, who has the ability to run in behind, and most importantly, score a high volume of goals at a reliable consistency to ease the pressure off of Messi's shoulders.
Depay's Attributes

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Positives
Depay is a dangerous dribbler, he has the ability to beat players using incredible flair and skill. He is an incredible creator, he has an xA / 90 of 0.42, better that 99% of forwards in the top 5 leagues this season. He is also in the 97th percentile for KeyPasses and the 92nd percentile for completed passes into the box. As a 9 he could provide link up play and individuality.
Negatives
Depay is an average goal scorer. This season he has scored 14 league goals which may sound impressive, but 7 of his goals are from the penalty spot. At Barca, Messi is our main penalty taker and has been for over a decade. 7 non-penalty goals is very little for the CF position at Barca. Depay also doesn't press much, he is only is the 39th percentile for possession-adjusted pressures. Another issue is his turnover rate. Depay loses the ball a lot, even more than Messi. It remains a question whether or not Depay will be allowed to stick to his high risk playstyle.
Depay's Positioning

Reims 1-1 Lyon

Lyon 1-0 Rennes
These are pass maps from the most recent matches Depay has played for Lyon that I have access to. Depay plays as a false 9 for Lyon, he has a free role in the team, often finding himself in the left half space, looking to attack from a deeper position than what a more conventional CF would. In both of these matches, Karl Toko Ekambi is the most forward outlet. For Barcelona, Griezmann has played in that position for most of the season, the exception being when Fati played as the left winger before his injury.

Barcelona 2-1 Real Madrid 2015
Just to illustrate what I would like our future striker to do, I have presented a pass map of our 2-1 win against Real Madrid. Suarez leads the line and in this game he scored an excellent goal, running beyond Real Madrid's backline to latch onto a long pass. Suarez showed the awareness to run in behind, he had the speed to fashion himself the shooting opportunity, the physicality to hold of the opposing defender, and most notably, the finishing ability.
Conclusion
Depay is a good player, he possesses dribbling skill and a good passing range. However I do not feel this is enough to warrant us paying a large wage to a player whose skillset we already have in an abundance. Fati, Dembele and Trincao are our winger options, they posses the speed and dribbling ability to function well in wide areas, whereas Depay is more of a central player who prefers the free role. We already have Messi, Griezmann, Coutinho and Pedri who are able to play the CAM role.
Depay is also poor off the ball. Griezmann, no matter his attacking play, provides an exceptional work ethic and willingness to press and track back. It has made Messi's lack of work rate less of a problem and it allows him to focus his energy in the attacking phase of the game.
Lastly, Depay will not sort out our dependence on Messi for goals. Depay is slightly underperforming his xG but that isn't the main issue, its the volume of chances he gets. Depay doesn't get himself into goal scoring opportunities enough in order to become a proficient goal scorer. Only once in his professional career has Depay crossed 20 league goals, and that was with PSV in the Dutch League in the 14/15 season, over 5 years ago. The roles that he has played over his career are as a creative winger or as a False 9, whose main role is to create chances through ball carrying and passing, rather than to solely score goals.
Signing Depay will not be a productive move as we have seen in the last few years what signing CAMs and SS have done. Coutinho, Griezmann and Pedri are not able to play their original position. Pedri and Griezmann's immense work rate is a main factor in their ability to play a slightly different role. We don't need another 10 because we have Messi, and Messi is the best 10 we will ever get.
Extra Notes
The tool for creating the visuals is made by Soumyajit Bose. I use this tool to create custom visuals, inputting the stats that I feel are the most relevant to a player's position and role. I'm not able to share this tool put I am able to create these visuals for my own discretion and to provide them for you guys.
This is my first post of the month and this was a topic I had a lot on my mind about. I hope to do more of these posts but I will be quite busy for these couple months. Either the quantity or quality of post will be affected but I will do my utmost to find a balance and keep producing these OCs.
I'm looking forward to feedback on the post and also to your own opinions on whether Depay will be a good option for us. I'm happy to answer any other questions you would like to ask. Have a great Day / Night / Evening / Morning !
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2020.10.09 14:18 pastenague [OC] I calculated the most common first and last names of all players in the history of nearly 600 clubs around the world. Here are the results!

Link to Spreadsheet: Most Common First + Last Names for Players of 579 Clubs

Introduction

Back in September 2019, I had a random idea about figuring out the most common player names for a given club. During the lockdown, I had some time to make that idea a reality. I used Wikipedia's API (through the WikipediR R package) to extract the names of every player with a Wikipedia page that belonged to the category "X football players" or "X footballers" for a given club X. I did this extraction back in September 2019, so all this data is only accurate as of September 2019 and does not account for any transfers since then. I compiled the list of players for every club, and then used the humaniformat R package to "intelligently" split every player name into first and last names. Finally, I calculated the modes among the lists of first and last names of the players for each club. I have posted the code in a Github repository in case anyone is interested.
The following tables encompass as many teams from as many countries/leagues as I could fit with a reasonable length in this post. The full list is available in the Google Sheets spreadsheet listed at the top of this post. I encourage anyone whose club is not listed in this post to peruse through that spreadsheet, as you will hopefully find it there. The entire list encompasses each of the countries below, as well as some others (including China, Japan, and some Scandinavian countries), for a total of 579 clubs across the top or top two divisions of 26 countries (England + Wales includes League One and League Two teams as well). Also, the full list for some countries is posted on subreddits pertaining to their leagues, and the separate discussions on those subreddits have been linked.
I apologize if the names of any club are listed incorrectly - I had to do some processing to condense their names from the "official" name (which the Wikipedia pages are often named for) to their common names. Enjoy!
Note: "X" represents a case in which there were more than 3 names that were all tied for being the most common for their club.

England + Wales

Club First Name Last Name Name
Liverpool John (54) Jones (16) John Jones
Manchester City David (27) Smith (9) David Smith
Leicester City John (25) Smith (12) John Smith
Crystal Palace John (31) Smith, Taylor (9) John Smith-Taylor
Arsenal John (32) Jones (6) John Jones
Everton John (43) Jones (13) John Jones
West Ham United George (30) X George X
Manchester United John (53) Jones, Williams (11) John Jones-Williams
Tottenham Hotspur John (38) Smith (13) John Smith
Sheffield United John (41) Smith (14) John Smith
Chelsea John (28) Smith (12) John Smith
Burnley John (42) Smith (17) John Smith
Southampton George (40) Brown (11) George Brown
Newcastle United John (44) Smith (10) John Smith
Bournemouth John (27) Smith (10) John Smith
Brighton & Hove Albion Jack (33) Smith (13) Jack Smith
Wolverhampton Wanderers George (34) Jones (10) George Jones
Aston Villa John (36) Evans, Williams (8) John Evans-Williams
Norwich City John (26) Smith (12) John Smith
Watford Jimmy (24) Smith (10) Jimmy Smith
Barnsley John (38) Smith (11) John Smith
Birmingham City Jack (35) Smith (16) Jack Smith
Blackburn Rovers John (41) Jones, Taylor (8) John Jones-Taylor
Brentford John (48) Smith (17) John Smith
Bristol City John (26) Williams (12) John Williams
Cardiff City John (28) Jones (18) John Jones
Charlton Athletic John (29) Smith (8) John Smith
Derby County John (34) Smith (11) John Smith
Fulham John (28) Brown (13) John Brown
Huddersfield Town Paul (28) Smith (18) Paul Smith
Hull City George (25) Smith (10) George Smith
Leeds United David, John (25) Smith (10) David-John Smith
Luton Town John (28) Brown (8) John Brown
Middlesbrough John (25) Smith (9) John Smith
Millwall John (34) Smith (14) John Smith
Nottingham Forest John (37) Brown, Jones, Smith (8) John Brown-Jones-Smith
Preston North End John (38) Brown, Smith (11) John Brown-Smith
Queens Park Rangers John (25) Smith (11) John Smith
Reading John (23) Smith (9) John Smith
Sheffield Wednesday John (25) Jones (10) John Jones
Stoke City John (58) Smith (17) John Smith
Swansea City John (24) Jones (18) John Jones
West Bromwich Albion George (27) Jones (11) George Jones
Wigan Athletic John (27) Roberts, Taylor (5) John Roberts-Taylor
Full List (including League 1 and League 2) & Discussion on /Championship

Germany

Club First Name Last Name Name
RB Leipzig X Müller (3) X Müller
FC Bayern Munich Hans, Thomas (9) Müller (3) Hans-Thomas Müller
VfL Wolfsburg Thomas (7) Madsen (3) Thomas Madsen
Bayer 04 Leverkusen Markus (7) X Markus X
Borussia Dortmund Thomas (7) Schmidt, Schneider (3) Thomas Schmidt-Schneider
SC Freiburg Michael (8) X Michael X
Eintracht Frankfurt Thomas (11) Lindner, Schmitt (3) Thomas Lindner-Schmitt
Borussia Mönchengladbach Michael (10) Schulz (3) Michael Schulz
TSG 1899 Hoffenheim Kevin, Andreas (5) Haas (4) Kevin-Andreas Haas
FC Schalke 04 Michael (10) X Michael X
1 FC Union Berlin Daniel (7) X Daniel X
Fortuna Düsseldorf Thomas, Christian, Michael (7) X Thomas-Christian-Michael X
SV Werder Bremen Frank (6) Schmidt (3) Frank Schmidt
1 FC Köln X Müller, Rahn, Schmitz (3) X Müller-Rahn-Schmitz
SC Paderborn 07 Sebastian (8) Brinkmann (2) Sebastian Brinkmann
FC Augsburg Michael (9) Müller (4) Michael Müller
Hertha BSC Christian (8) Müller (5) Christian Müller
1 FSV Mainz 05 Christian (5) Müller (4) Christian Müller
Full List (including 2. Bundesliga) & Discussion on /Bundesliga

France

Club First Name Last Name Name
Amiens SC Fabrice (6) Traoré (3) Fabrice Traoré
Angers SCO Stephane (7) Traoré (3) Stephane Traoré
FC Girondins de Bordeaux Andre (7) Santos (3) Andre Santos
Dijon Florent, Frédéric, Benjamin (4) Martin (3) Florent-Frédéric-Benjamin Martin
Lille OSC Jean, Philippe (6) X Jean-Philippe X
Olympique Lyonnais Eric (7) Kone, Mendes (3) Eric Kone-Mendes
Olympique de Marseille Laurent (8) Pérez, Camara, NDiaye (3) Laurent Pérez-Camara-NDiaye
FC Metz Philippe (8) NDiaye, Traoré (4) Philippe NDiaye-Traoré
AS Monaco Eric, Sébastien, Nicolas (7) Traoré (5) Eric-Sébastien-Nicolas Traoré
Montpellier HSC Nicolas (6) Passi (3) Nicolas Passi
FC Nantes Nicolas (6) Touré (5) Nicolas Touré
OGC Nice Anthony (7) Traoré (3) Anthony Traoré
Nîmes Olympique X X X X
Paris Saint-Germain Stephane (7) Traoré (3) Stephane Traoré
Stade de Reims Thomas (6) Fontaine, Sinibaldi (3) Thomas Fontaine-Sinibaldi
Stade Rennais Olivier, Stephane (7) Diallo, Diarra, Traoré (3) Olivier-Stephane Diallo-Diarra-Traoré
AS Saint-Étienne Laurent (7) Camara (3) Laurent Camara
Strasbourg Stephane, David (7) Santos (3) Stephane-David Santos
Toulouse Christophe, Mathieu (6) X Christophe-Mathieu X
Full List (including Ligue 2) & Discussion on /Ligue1

Italy

Club First Name Last Name Name
Atalanta BC Andrea, Giuseppe (14) X Andrea-Giuseppe X
Bologna FC 1909 Andrea (15) Ferrari (4) Andrea Ferrari
Brescia Andrea, Luca (14) Ferrari, Romano (3) Andrea-Luca Ferrari-Romano
Cagliari Marco (15) X Marco X
ACF Fiorentina Giuseppe, Marco (13) Manfredini, Orlando, Rizzo (3) Giuseppe-Marco Manfredini-Orlando-Rizzo
Genoa Francesco (18) X Francesco X
Hellas Verona Marco (17) Ferrari (4) Marco Ferrari
Inter Milan Giuseppe (25) Colombo, Sala (4) Giuseppe Colombo-Sala
Juventus Giuseppe (18) Rossi (5) Giuseppe Rossi
SS Lazio Roberto (14) X Roberto X
US Lecce Giuseppe (14) Di Chiara, Petrachi (3) Giuseppe Di Chiara-Petrachi
AC Milan Marco (19) X Marco X
SSC Napoli Roberto (14) Esposito, Ferrara, Fontana (3) Roberto Esposito-Ferrara-Fontana
Parma Calcio 1913 Marco, Alessandro (19) Ferrari (4) Marco-Alessandro Ferrari
AS Roma Marco, Paolo (16) Conti, Ferrari (4) Marco-Paolo Conti-Ferrari
Sampdoria Andrea (17) Ferrari (4) Andrea Ferrari
SPAL Marco (12) Vecchi (3) Marco Vecchi
Torino Alessandro, Giuseppe (16) Benedetti, López, Romano (3) Alessandro-Giuseppe Benedetti-López-Romano
Udinese Antonio, Marco (10) Santos (5) Antonio-Marco Santos

Spain

Club First Name Last Name Name
Atlético Madrid José (24) López, Diaz, Rodríguez (5) José López-Diaz-Rodríguez
Athletic Bilbao José (25) García (7) José García
Sevilla José (18) Silva, López (4) José Silva-López
Levante UD José (20) Rodríguez (5) José Rodríguez
Real Madrid José (28) Fernández (7) José Fernández
CA Osasuna Javier, José (11) García (12) Javier-José García
Deportivo Alavés Sergio (9) García (7) Sergio García
FC Barcelona José (18) García (8) José García
Granada Antonio (12) Pérez (5) Antonio Pérez
Valencia José (15) Navarro (5) José Navarro
Real Valladolid José (24) Fernández, García (6) José Fernández-García
Celta de Vigo José (13) Fernández (6) José Fernández
Real Sociedad José (16) Alonso (4) José Alonso
RCD Mallorca Juan (12) López (7) Juan López
Real Betis José (16) Fernández, Rodríguez, García (5) José Fernández-Rodríguez-García
Villarreal Javier (13) González (5) Javier González
Getafe David (10) Diaz (5) David Diaz
Eibar José (19) García (7) José García
RCD Espanyol José (23) López (7) José López
Leganés Carlos (9) García (6) Carlos García

Portugal

Club First Name Last Name Name
SL Benfica José (28) Pereira, Silva (10) José Pereira-Silva
SC Braga João (15) Silva, Santos (9) João Silva-Santos
FC Porto Carlos, Antonio (13) Pereira (13) Carlos-Antonio Pereira
Sporting CP X Tavares (2) X Tavares
Full List & Discussion on /PrimeiraLiga

Russia

Club Mode_First_Name Mode_Last_Name Mode_Name
FC Spartak Moscow Aleksandr (48) Ivanov (5) Aleksandr Ivanov
FC Lokomotiv Moscow Aleksandr (45) Kuznetsov (5) Aleksandr Kuznetsov
FC Zenit Saint Petersburg Sergei (20) Ivanov (6) Sergei Ivanov
PFC CSKA Moscow Sergei (33) Ivanov, Kuznetsov (4) Sergei Ivanov-Kuznetsov
Full List & Discussion on /RussianFootball

Netherlands

Club First Name Last Name Name
Ajax Wim, Jan (12) Keizer (4) Wim-Jan Keizer
PSV Eindhoven Jan (9) de Jong (5) Jan de Jong
Feyenoord Jan, Henk, John (7) X Jan-Henk-John X
Full List & Discussion on /Eredivisie

Turkey

Club First Name Last Name Name
Fenerbahçe SK Mehmet (9) Simsek (3) Mehmet Simsek
Trabzonspor X Demir, Yılmaz (4) X Demir-Yılmaz
Beşiktaş JK Ali, Gökhan (7) Özkan (3) Ali-Gökhan Özkan
Galatasaray SK Emre (9) Erdem (4) Emre Erdem

Scotland

Club First Name Last Name Name
Celtic John (53) Miller (7) John Miller
Rangers John (45) Ferguson (10) John Ferguson
Full List & Discussion on /ScottishFootball

United States + Canada

Club First Name Last Name Name
Los Angeles FC Carlos, Diego (2) Pérez (3) Carlos-Diego Pérez
Philadelphia Union Chris, Brian (5) Jones (3) Chris-Brian Jones
New York City X Mendoza (2) X Mendoza
Atlanta United George, Andrew, Chris (2) Martínez (2) George-Andrew-Chris Martínez
Seattle Sounders Michael (3) X Michael X
Minnesota United Thomas, Sam, Kevin (2) Ibarra (2) Thomas-Sam-Kevin Ibarra
San Jose Earthquakes Chris (7) X Chris X
Real Salt Lake Chris (8) Johnson, Martínez (3) Chris Johnson-Martínez
FC Dallas X Rodríguez (5) X Rodríguez
LA Galaxy David, Brian (7) González (4) David-Brian González
DC United Chris (8) Carroll (3) Chris Carroll
New York Red Bulls Chris, Mike (9) Álvarez, Hernández, Lewis (3) Chris-Mike Álvarez-Hernández-Lewis
Portland Timbers X Johnson (3) X Johnson
New England Revolution José (7) Brown, Smith (3) José Brown-Smith
Toronto Nick (5) X Nick X
Montreal Impact Eric (3) Choinière, González (2) Eric Choinière-González
Sporting Kansas City Matt, Chris, Kevin (6) X Matt-Chris-Kevin X
Orlando City SC X García, Sané (2) X García-Sané
Chicago Fire David (9) Johnson (5) David Johnson
Houston Dynamo Eric, Chris (4) Brown (3) Eric-Chris Brown
Columbus Crew SC Chris, Brian, Matt (7) Williams (5) Chris-Brian-Matt Williams
Colorado Rapids Chris, Matt (8) Brown (4) Chris-Matt Brown
Vancouver Whitecaps Michael, David (3) Davies (2) Michael-David Davies
FC Cincinnati X Walker (2) X Walker
Discussion on /MLS

Brazil

Club First Name Last Name Name
Flamengo Rodrigo (12) da Silva (21) Rodrigo da Silva
Santos Paulo (12) Santos (21) Paulo Santos
Corinthians Fabio (10) Santos (17) Fabio Santos
São Paulo José (14) da Silva (17) José da Silva
Palmeiras José (15) da Silva (23) José da Silva
Internacional Marcelo (12) da Silva (24) Marcelo da Silva
Grêmio Paulo (14) da Silva, Santos (18) Paulo da Silva-Santos
CR Vasco da Gama Paulo (14) da Silva (19) Paulo da Silva
Cruzeiro Rafael, José (10) Santos (17) Rafael-José Santos
Fluminense Carlos (10) Santos (17) Carlos Santos
Full List & Discussion on /Futebol

Belgium

Club First Name Last Name Name
Standard Liège Jonathan (7) Santos (3) Jonathan Santos
Club Brugge Ivan (5) X Ivan X
KAA Gent Thomas (5) NDiaye (3) Thomas NDiaye
KRC Genk Marco, Kevin, Igor (3) Gudjonsson, Peeters (3) Marco-Kevin-Igor Gudjonsson-Peeters
Royal Antwerp Kevin (5) X Kevin X
RSC Anderlecht Jan (7) Martens (3) Jan Martens
Cercle Brugge Kevin, Olivier (4) X Kevin-Olivier X

Switzerland

Club First Name Last Name Name
BSC Young Boys Alain, Marco, Martin (4) Burki, Sutter (3) Alain-Marco-Martin Burki-Sutter
FC Basel Marco, Walter (8) Ajeti, Boumelaha, Rahmen (3) Marco-Walter Ajeti-Boumelaha-Rahmen

Greece

Club First Name Last Name Name
PAOK Dimitris (15) X Dimitris X
Olympiacos Giorgos (12) Papadopoulos (5) Giorgos Papadopoulos
AEK Athens Christos (12) Vlachos (4) Christos Vlachos
Panathinaikos Nikos (17) X Nikos X

Argentina

Club First Name Last Name Name
San Lorenzo José (20) González (6) José González
Boca Juniors Juan (26) González (7) Juan González
Newell's Old Boys Juan (19) Rodríguez (6) Juan Rodríguez
Rosario Central José (19) González (10) José González
River Plate Juan (33) Fernández, Martínez (8) Juan Fernández-Martínez
Estudiantes de La Plata Juan (26) Fernández, González (7) Juan Fernández-González
Atlético Independiente Carlos (19) Martínez, Rodríguez (6) Carlos Martínez-Rodríguez
Racing Club de Avellaneda Juan (23) González (6) Juan González

Mexico

Club First Name Last Name Name
América Carlos, Luis (13) Sánchez (9) Carlos-Luis Sánchez
Tigres UANL Carlos (10) Hernández (6) Carlos Hernández
Monterrey Juan (11) X Juan X
Cruz Azul Carlos (15) Gutiérrez (6) Carlos Gutiérrez
Guadalajara José (16) X José X
Pumas UNAM José, Luis (8) López, Castro, Ramírez (5) José-Luis López-Castro-Ramírez
Full List & Discussion on /LigaMX

Insights

  • With 60 Johns, Sunderland are officially the club with the most Johns in the world, beating Stoke City (58), Liverpool (54), and Manchester United and Port Vale (53) to claim the title.
  • With 33 Juans, River Plate are officially the club with the most Juans in the world.
  • Port Vale are officially the Smithiest club in the world, with 23 men of that name having played for the club. The Jonesiest club in the world are Crewe Alexandra, with 20 Joneses.
  • Huddersfield Town are the only Paul club in the top two English divisions.
  • It's only fitting that the most common name in Bayern Munich's history is (Hans-)Thomas Müller. However, the club with the most Müllers in the top two German divisions is actually Dynamo Dresden (7) - and their most common name is also Thomas Müller!
  • Most of the most common French surnames are of African origin - particularly Traoré, Touré, and Camara. A more surprising one is Santos, which is the most common surname of Bordeaux and Strasbourg.
  • Though their fans probably winced at the name, Giuseppe Rossi turns out to be the most common set of names in Juventus's history.
  • Italian and German clubs seem to be (perhaps surprisingly) quite heterogeneous in terms of footballing names, with numbers of last name duplicates not exceeding 5 - an extremely low number compared to those of England and even Spain.
  • Brazil is filled with Santoses and da Silvas. All 21 Brazilian clubs analysed had one of those two surnames as their most common surnames.
Thank you for reading. Please feel free to correct any mistakes I made. I hope you found this interesting.
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2020.07.23 20:57 mercurialsaliva 2020 Summer Mercato/Transfer Thread

The transfer window will close on October 5, in line with UEFA's recommendation.
I will update these as soon as I can. Please post announcements whenever they happen to help me out. Only official transfers announced will be in the tables below (except for the rumors table, obviously)
Here are his previous summer threads:

TEAM CHANGES:

Summary:
In:
Permanent: Kalulu, Tatarusanu, Hauge,
Loan: Brahim Diaz, Tonali, Dalot.
Redeemed: Saelemaekers, Kjaer, Rebic

Out:
Permanent: Ricardo Rodriguez, Bonaventura, Biglia, Reina, Paqueta, Halilovic
Loan: Pobega, Plizzari, Brescianini, Laxalt.
Redeemed: Suso, Andre Silva

IN:

Purchased:
Player Position Age Nationality Fee (€) Salary (€) From Contract Until Number Notes
Saelemaekers RW 21 Belgium 3.3M 1.1M Anderlecht 2024 56 Redeemed
Kjaer CB 31 Denmark 3.3M 3M Sevilla FC 2022 24 Redeemed
Pierre Kalulu RB 20 France 0.45M 500k Lyon B 2025 20
Rebic ST 26 Croatia - 3M Eintracht Frankfurt 2025 12 Early Redemption
Ciprian Tătăruşanu GK 34 Romania 500k 1.2M Lyon 2023 1
Jens Petter Hauge LW 20 Norway 5M 1M Bodø-Glimt 2025 15
Total: 6 - - - €11.55M €8.65M - - - -
Loaned In:
Player Position Age Nationality Fee (€) Salary (€) From Loan Until Number Notes
Brahim Diaz MF 21 Spain - - Real Madrid June 2021 21 Option to buy with buy back clause
Tonali MF 20 Italy 10M 2M Brescia June 2021 8 Option to buy for 20M
Diego Dalot RB 21 Portugal - - Manchester United June 2021 5 Dry Loan
Total: 3 - - - €10M - - - - -
Promoted from Primavera:

Player Position Age Nationality Salary (€) Number
Colombo ST 18 Italy - 29
Daniel Maldini AM 18 Italy - 27
Total: 2 - - - -

Purchased/Loaned for Primavera:
Player Position Age Nationality Fee (€) From Contract Until Number Notes
Lukas Björklund ST 16 Sweden - Malmo U17 June 2023
Emil Roback ST 17 Sweden 1.5M Hammarby
Fotis Pseftis GK 17 Greece - Asteras Tripoli Loan
Coli Saco CM 18 France - FC Sochaux
Wilgot Marshage FW 16 Sweden - IFK Lidingö FK
Total: 5 - - - €1.5M - - - -
Returned From Loan:
Player Position Age Nationality Back From League Notes
Suso RW 26 Spain Sevilla La Liga Sold
Alessandro Plizzari GK 20 Italy Livorno Serie B Loaned
Riccardo Forte SS 21 Italy Lecco Serie C
Ismet Sinani CF 21 Kosovo/Albania Sicula Leonzio Serie C
Pepe Reina GK 37 Spain Aston Villa Premier League Sold
Ricardo Rodriguez LB 27 Switzerland PSV Eindhoven Erdivisie Sold
Tommaso Pobega CM 21 Italy Pordenone Serie B Loaned
Alen Halilovic CM 24 Croatia Heerenveen Erdivisie
Andre Silva FW 24 Portugal Eintracht Frankfurt Bundesliga Sold
Total: 9 - - - - -
Purchased for Milan Femminile:
Player Position Age Nationality Fee (€) From Number Notes
Natasha Dowie ST 32 England - Melbourne Victory
Laura Agard DF 30 France - Fiorentina
Selena Babb GK 24 Netherlands - CD Sporting Club de Huelva
Giorgia Spinelli DF 26 Italy - Stade Reims
Caroline Rask MF 26 Denmark - Fortuna Hjørring
Christy Grimshaw MF 24 Scotland - FC Metz
Julia Simic MF 31 Germany - West Ham
Total: 7 - - - €0M - - -

OUT:

Sold/Released:
Player Position Age Fee (€) Salary (€) To Notes
Suso RW 26 20M 3M Sevilla
Andre Silva FW 24 9M - Eintracht Frankfurt Early Redemption
Ricardo Rodriguez LB 27 3M 2.1M Torino
Bonaventura CM 30 Free 2M Fiorentina End of Contract
Reina GK 37 Free 3M Lazio
Biglia CM 34 Free 3.5M Karagümrük End of Contract
Paqueta CM 22 21M 2.2M Lyon + % of Future Sale
Halilovic MF 24 Free 1.5M - Terminated Contract
Total: 8 - - 53M 15.8M - -
Loan Out:
Player Position Age Fee (€) Salary (€) Loan To League Length Notes
Alessandro Plizzari GK 20 - - Reggina Serie B
Brescianini MF 20 - - Virtus Entella Serie B
Tommaso Pobega MF 21 - - Spezia Serie A Loan with option to buy and buy-back clause
Laxalt LB 27 - 2.2M Celtic Loan 1 Year
Total: 4 - - €0M - - - -
Loan Ended:
Player Position Age Returned to Notes
Kjaer CB 31 Sevilla Purchased
Begovic GK 33 Brounemouth
Saelemaekers RW 21 Anderlecht Purchased
Rebic ST 26 Frankfurt Early Redemption
Total: 4 - - - -
Sold/Loaned from Primavera:
Player Position Fee (€) To League Notes
Alessandro Sala CM - Cesena Serie B
Bellodi CB - Alessandria Serie B -
Total: 2 - €M - -
Sold/Loaned/Released from Milan Femminile:
Player Position Age Nationality Fee (€) To Notes
Nora Heroum MF 25 Finland - Brighton
Stine Hovland DF 29 Norway -
Pamela Begic FW 25 Slovenia -
Francesca Zanzi GK 25 Italy -
Sandra Zigic DF 32 Croatia -
Marta Carissimi MD 33 Italy -
Monica Mendes DF 27 Portugal -
Raffaella Manieri DF 33 Italy -
Lady Andrade FW 27 Colombia - Deportivo La Corunia
Mia Bellucci MD 23 Italy -
Berglind Björg Thorvaldsdóttir FW 28 Iceland - Breidabik Loan ended
Total: 11 - €M - -

FINANCIAL BREAKDOWN:

The breakdown here is just
Category Amount (€)
Transfer Income 53M
Transfer Expenditure 22.55M
Net 30.45M

RUMORS:

RUMOR IN:

Not every random rumor will be added. Only Tier 3 or above transfer rumors will be added.
Player Position Age Nationality Rumored Fee (€) From Likelihood [1-5 star] Notes
Simakan CB 20 France 15M Strassbourg *
Rudiger CB 27 Germany - Chelsea *
No longer Rumored: Szoboszlai, Emerson, Samardizc, Depay, Roca, Godfrey, Bustos, Aurier, Miranchuk, Pessina, Jovic, Florentino, Wesley Fofana, Chiesa, Ajer, Nacho, Bakayoko, Milenkovic, Nastatic, Anguissa, Tomiyasu, Thauvin, Kabak

RUMOR OUT:

Not every random rumor will be added. Only Tier 3 or above transfer rumors will be added.
Player Position Age Nationality Fee (€) Current Salary (€) To Likelihood [1-5 star] Notes
Conti RB 26 Italy - 2M - *
No longer Rumored: Zlatan, Calabria, Musacchio, Duarte, Krunic

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Early rumors *
Rumors heating up **
Positive contact ***
Very likely but not guaranteed ****
Almost done *****
Pending official announcement 🔥
Recent Increased Likelihood 🔺
Recent Decreased Likelihood 🔻
Official Announcements from: https://www.acmilan.com/
Salary source: https://www.rossoneriblog.com/2019/09/10/milan-2019-2020-players-salary-chart/
Transfer Detail Source: https://www.transfermarkt.us/ac-milan/transfers/verein/5/plus/0?saison_id=2020&pos=&detailpos=&w_s=s
Thank you all for all the rewards!
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2020.05.17 12:39 FootballRoundup Football Roundup - 16/05/2020

Ligue 1 🇫🇷

Home Team Result Away Team
Lille OSC None-None Amiens SC
Dijon Football Côte d'Or None-None Stade de Reims
Olympique de Marseille None-None FC Metz
RC Strasbourg Alsace None-None FC Girondins de Bordeaux
OGC Nice None-None AS Saint-Étienne
Stade Brestois 29 None-None Nîmes Olympique
Montpellier HSC None-None FC Nantes
Angers SCO None-None Olympique Lyonnais
Paris Saint-Germain FC None-None Stade Rennais FC 1901
AS Monaco FC None-None Toulouse FC

Bundesliga 🇩🇪

Home Team Result Away Team
BV Borussia 09 Dortmund 4-0 FC Schalke 04
TSV Fortuna 95 Düsseldorf 0-0 SC Paderborn 07
TSG 1899 Hoffenheim 0-3 Hertha BSC
FC Augsburg 1-2 VfL Wolfsburg
RB Leipzig 1-1 SC Freiburg
Eintracht Frankfurt 1-3 Borussia Mönchengladbach

Serie A 🇮🇹

Home Team Result Away Team
SS Lazio None-None Brescia Calcio
Parma Calcio 1913 None-None Atalanta BC
Torino FC None-None AS Roma
Udinese Calcio None-None US Lecce
Hellas Verona FC None-None SPAL 2013
UC Sampdoria None-None AC Milan
US Sassuolo Calcio None-None Genoa CFC
Cagliari Calcio None-None Juventus FC
FC Internazionale Milano None-None SSC Napoli
ACF Fiorentina None-None Bologna FC 1909

Serie A 🇧🇷

Home Team Result Away Team
SE Palmeiras None-None Goiás EC
Coritiba FBC None-None CR Flamengo
Fortaleza EC None-None Botafogo FR
Grêmio FBPA None-None SC Corinthians Paulista
AC Goianiense None-None SC Recife
CR Vasco da Gama None-None São Paulo FC
EC Bahia None-None RB Bragantino
Santos FC None-None CA Paranaense
Fluminense FC None-None SC Internacional
CA Mineiro None-None Ceará SC

Primeira Liga 🇵🇹

Home Team Result Away Team
Gil Vicente FC None-None FC Paços de Ferreira
Moreirense FC None-None CD Tondela
Sport Lisboa e Benfica None-None Sporting Clube de Portugal
Vitória FC None-None Os Belenenses Futebol
CD Santa Clara None-None Vitória SC
Boavista FC None-None Rio Ave FC
Portimonense SC None-None CD Aves
Sporting Clube de Braga None-None FC Porto
CS Marítimo None-None FC Famalicão

La Liga 🇪🇸

Home Team Result Away Team
RCD Mallorca None-None Granada CF
Athletic Club None-None CD Leganés
Getafe CF None-None Club Atlético de Madrid
Real Sociedad de Fútbol None-None Sevilla FC
RC Celta de Vigo None-None Levante UD
Real Betis Balompié None-None Deportivo Alavés
SD Eibar None-None Real Valladolid CF
Real Madrid CF None-None Villarreal CF
FC Barcelona None-None CA Osasuna
Valencia CF None-None RCD Espanyol de Barcelona
I am a bot, this is an automatic message posting yesterday's results. This post should be used for discussion and comments about these results.
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2019.12.16 10:32 KingOfCofefe The entire bee movie script but it's mocking you

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2019.09.23 22:27 derweenie May 1945

1: WWII - Hamburg Radio announces that Hitler has died in battle, "fighting up to his last breath against Bolshevism." / Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda commit suicide, after killing their six children. Karl Dönitz appoints Lutz Graf Schwerin von Krosigk as the new Chancellor of Germany, in the Flensburg Government / Troops of the Yugoslav 4th Army, together with the Slovene 9th Corpus NOV, enter Trieste / Mass suicide in Demmin - An estimated 700–2,500 suicides take place, after 80% of the town has been destroyed by the Soviets during the past three days.
2: WWII - The Soviet Union announces the fall of Berlin. Soviet soldiers hoist the Red flag over the Reich Chancellery / Prague liberated by Red Army in May 1945 / Lübeck is liberated by the British Army / The surrender of Axis troops in Italy comes into effect / A Holocaust death march from Dachau to the Austrian border is halted under two kilometers west of Waakirchen by the segregated, all-Nisei 522nd Field Artillery Battalion of the U.S. Army in southern Bavaria, saving several hundred prisoners / Troops of the New Zealand Army 2nd Division enter Trieste a day after the Yugoslavs; the German Army in Trieste surrenders to the New Zealand Army / Following the death or resignation of the Hitler Cabinet in Germany, the Schwerin von Krosigk cabinet first meets / Neuengamme concentration camp near Hamburg is evacuated at about this date / Expatriate American poet Ezra Pound is arrested by the Italian resistance movement; released by them, on May 5 he turns himself in to the United States Army, and is imprisoned as a traitor.
3: WWII - The prison ships Cap Arcona (5,000 dead), Thielbek (2,750 dead) and Deutschland (all survive) are sunk by the British Royal Air Force in Lübeck Bay / Rocket scientist Wernher von Braun and 120 members of his team surrender to U.S. forces (later going on to help start the U.S. space program) / German Protestant theologian Gerhard Kittel is arrested by the French forces in Tübingen, Germany.
4: WWII - German surrender at Lüneburg Heath - All German armed forces in northwest Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands surrender unconditionally to Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery, effective on May 5 at 08:00 hours British Double (and German) Summer Time / The Netherlands is liberated by British and Canadian troops / Denmark is liberated / Admiral Karl Dönitz orders all U-boats to cease offensive operations and return to bases in Norway / The Holy Crown of Hungary is found by the United States Army 86th Infantry Division. The United States government keeps the crown in Fort Knox for safekeeping from the Soviets, until it is returned to Hungary on January 6 1978 / German auxiliary cruiser Orion is sunk on her way to Copenhagen carrying refugees, with a loss of over 3,800 lives.
5: WWII - Prague Uprising - Prague rises up against occupying Nazi forces / The US 11th Armored Division liberates the prisoners of Mauthausen concentration camp, including Simon Wiesenthal / American soldiers fighting in the Pacific theater listen to radio reports of Victory in Europe Day on May 8, 1945 / Canadian soldiers liberate the city of Amsterdam from Nazi occupation / A Japanese fire balloon kills six people, Elsie Mitchell and five children, near Bly, Oregon, when it explodes as they drag it from the woods. These are the only people killed by an enemy attack on the American mainland during WWII / The cartoon character Yosemite Sam debuts in Hare Trigger.
6: WWII - Mildred Gillars ("Axis Sally") delivers her last propaganda broadcast to Allied troops (the first was on December 11, 1941) / Holocaust - Ebensee concentration camp in Austria is liberated by troops of the 80th Division (United States).
6–7: The government of the Independent State of Croatia, the Nazi-affiliated fascist puppet state established in occupied Yugoslavia, flees Zagreb for a location near Klagenfurt in Austria, rather than fall into the hands of the Yugoslav Partisans, initiating the Bleiburg repatriations.
7: WWII - At 02:41, General Alfred Jodl signs the unconditional German Instrument of Surrender in SHAEF HQ at Reims, France, to end Germany's participation in the war. Surrender is effective on May 8 at 23:01 hours Central European Time (00:01 hours May 9 German Summer Time) / Numerous RAF Lancasters land in Germany to repatriate British prisoners of war. Some 4,500 ex-POWs are flown back to Great Britain over the next 24 hours.
8: WWII - Victory in Europe Day (VE Day) is observed by the western European powers as Nazi Germany surrenders, marking the end of WWII in Europe / Shortly before midnight (May 9 Moscow time) the final German Instrument of Surrender is signed at the seat of the Soviet Military Administration in Berlin-Karlshorst, attended by Allied representatives / Canadian troops move into Amsterdam, after German troops surrender / The surrender of the Dodecanese is signed in Symi / The Eighth British Army, together with Slovene partisan troops and a motorized detachment of the Yugoslav 4th Army, arrives in Carinthia and Klagenfurt. The Croatian Armed Forces of the Independent State of Croatia are ordered by their commanders not to surrender to the Yugoslav Partisans, but to attempt to retreat to Austria and surrender to the British, part of the events leading to the Bleiburg repatriations.
8–29: Sétif and Guelma massacre: in Algeria, thousands die as French troops and released Italian POWs kill an estimated 6,000 to 40,000 Algerian citizens.
9: WWII - The Soviet Union marks VE Day / The Red Army enters Prague / Hermann Göring surrenders to the United States Army near Radstadt / Vidkun Quisling and other members of the collaborationist Quisling regime in Norway surrender to the Resistance (Milorg) and police at Møllergata 19 in Oslo, as part of the legal purge in Norway after World War II / General Alexander Löhr, Commander of German Army Group E near Topolšica, Slovenia, signs the capitulation of German occupation troops / German occupation of Guernsey and Jersey ends with their liberation by the Royal Navy as HMS Bulldog arrives in St Peter Port and HMS Beagle in St Helier.
10: WWII - German occupation of Sark ends, with its liberation by the Royal Navy.
12: Argentinian labour leader José Peter declares the Meat Industry Workers Federation dissolved / Rev. W. V. Awdry's children's book The Three Railway Engines, first of The Railway Series, is published in England.
14–15: WWI - Battle of Poljana: The last battle of the War in Europe is fought at Poljana near Slovenj Gradec, Slovenia.
15: WWII - Surrender at Bleiburg – Retreating troops of the Croatian Armed Forces of the former puppet Independent State of Croatia (intermingled with fleeing civilians) attempt to surrender to the British Army at Bleiburg, but are directed to surrender to Yugoslav Partisans, who open fire on them. The remainder, after orders are given by Tito, are force-marched through Croatia and Serbia, interned or massacred, with thousands dying.
16: WWII - German occupation of Alderney ends, with its liberation by the Royal Navy.
23: The Flensburg Government is dissolved by the Allies, and German President Karl Dönitz and German Chancellor Lutz Graf Schwerin von Krosigk are arrested by British RAF Regiment personnel at Flensburg. They are respectively the last German Head of state and Head of government until 1949 / Heinrich Himmler, former head of the Nazi SS, commits suicide in British custody.
28: American-born Irish-raised William Joyce ("Lord Haw-Haw") is captured on the German border. He is later charged with high treason in London for his English-language Nazi broadcasts on German radio, convicted, and then hanged in January 1946.
29: German communists, led by Walter Ulbricht, arrive in Berlin / Dutch painter Han van Meegeren is arrested for collaboration with the Nazis, but the "Dutch Golden Age" paintings he has sold to Hermann Göring (Koch) are later proved to be his own fakes.
30: The Iranian government demands that all Soviet and British troops leave the country.
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2019.01.08 02:11 Toonsillitis Celestial Shroud Mechanics and Interactions

I noticed that many players here don't know what the Celestial Shroud offers. I think you guys have mistaken it for just "Auto block". Here's the post I found in vgforums. Credits to Guest_78 for this.
Okey, I’m going to talk about the new item: Celestial Shroud. We all know how it works, but as some people has discovered, certain abilities that doesn’t have damage but they have cc don’t trigger it while CS blocks their cc. This is the case for example of Lorelai’s B (thanks you @coltonJW) But this is t the only interaction! After some testing, @VaKTaBi and me have discovered other interactions. What CS blocks without triggering:
Vox’s pulse (doesn’t prevent the resonances from bouncing to you though)
Reims passive. This means he can no longer active Boots AA +B to root, he first needs to hit the enemy with an ability, which is huge against ranged heroes. Credits to reddit.
Lorelai’s B
BF’s passive.
Lyra’s Passive
Atlas Pauldron
pulseweave
Shiversteel
Krul’s passive + SS’ passive.
all non hero cc (treants (3v3 and 5v5), dragons (5v5) and crystal sentries (3v3)).
Interesting observation: Magnus’ bounces count as ability damage.
Edit: Kensei with his epic talent is invulnerable: getting hit while invulnerable doesn’t trigger it, which means that with CS and his epic talent he can’t be CCed nor damaged. Basically he is unbeatable no matter what (@Orikson).
Edit 2: another interesting note. Koshka’s ult still damages you as she deals an initial hit of damage, which means that the strongest damage part that comes at the end will hit you.
Edit 3: Catherine’s A trigger it, Afterburn triggers it, Fortress’ A triggers it.
Edit 4: New interactions:
blocks Bomesaw
Fortress’ ult doesn’t trigger, which means that while the Wolfe’s still damages you (they deal weapon damage), it blocks the mortal wound (and the slow as it depends on the mortal wounds). This is huge
nullweave gauntlet is blocked too.
despite having bonus CP damage, ringo’s B doesn’t trigger it.
Tony’s A triggers it in the third hit. So far Tony, Fortress, Vox and Lorelai seem the most affected ones.
Rona’s B activates it
Ardan BfB actiaves it. Best roam anti CS?
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2018.08.30 08:13 FootballDailyThread Daily Transfer News Thread - 08/30/2018

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21:37

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

That's all we have time for today, many thanks for joining us.
Remember, tomorrow is Deadline Day in Europe and the loan window for the Sky Bet EFL so expect it to be busy!
We'll be bringing you all the latest done deals, news and rumours right here from 7am. See you then!
21:28

CELTIC CLOSE TO BENKOVIC LOAN

Celtic are close to agreeing a season-long loan deal with Leicester City for centre half Filip Benkovic, Sky Sports News understands.
The 21-year old Croatian only moved to Leicester from Dinamo Zagreb earlier this month, and only made his debut on Tuesday night in the Carabao Cup. Now he looks like spending much of his first season in British football in Scotland.
Benkovic was at Celtic Park this evening to watch Celtic beat FK Suduva 3-0 (4-1 agg) to reach the Europa League group stages, and the deal should be completed on Friday before the midnight deadline. He could make his Celtic debut in Sunday’s Old Firm game.
20:40

CITY IN FOR RABIOT?

Man City are planning a January move for Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Adrien Rabiot, according to The Sun.
Pep Guardiola sees the Frenchman as a player who could strengthen his midfield in what could be a busy second half of the season.
20:24

GUEDES JOINS VALENCIA

Paris-Saint Germain winger Goncalo Guedes has completed a move to Valencia.
He has signed a deal through to the summer of 2024 with a €300m release clause. The 21-year-old spent last season on loan with Valencia.
20:02

CHADLI JOINS MONACO

Nacer Chadli has joined Ligue 1 club AS Monaco for an undisclosed fee, leaving West Brom. He has signed a three-year deal.
The deal was completed on Thursday evening after West Brom accepted an improved offer from Monaco late on Wednesday.
https://twitter.com/AS_Monaco/status/1035259738777440256
19:51

RADONJIC JOINS MARSEILLE

Nemanja Radonjic has joined Marseille, making the move from Red Star Belgrade, who he helped into the Champions League group stages this week.
He will wear the No 7 shirt for his new club.
19:31

SANDRO LOAN CONFIRMED

Sandro Ramirez has joined Real Sociedad from Everton on a season long loan deal.
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/1035248428811476992
19:19

ROSALES LOANED OUT

Roberto Rosales has renewed his Malaga contract until 2020 and has immediately been loaned out to Espanyol until the end of the 2018/19 season.
18:56

MORRIS INFLUENCED LOWE DECISION

Derby defender Max Lowe admits his initial interest in moving to Aberdeen was further strengthened when Jody Morris gave a glowing reference of Dons boss Derek McInnes.
He said: "I found about the interest and pushed for it straight away. The gaffer at Derby has been great with me, letting me get out and get games. I'm happy to get my contract sorted and to get a move to a big club topped it off.
"As soon as the interest was there, Jody pulled me aside and said how great the gaffer is with young players and how I am going to learn a lot by being here, so it was a no-brainer for me once Jody gave me the go-ahead.
"The manager was really open and honest with me, over the phone and then when I met him face to face. That was a real eye-opener for me because he showed his belief in what I can do for the team. It was a no-brainer for me to come up here and show everyone what I can do."
18:39

HENDRY MAKES LOAN MOVE

https://twitter.com/StJohnstone/status/1035210543215210497
18:22

MULUMBU IN CELTIC MEDICAL

Midfielder Youssouf Mulumbu is undergoing a medical in Glasgow tonight, ahead of signing for Celtic.
Mulumbu, 31, is a free agent after leaving Kilmarnock at the end of last season and Brendan Rodgers has confirmed the move tonight ahead of Celtic’s Europa League Playoff second leg against FK Suduva
The DRC international spent the second half of last season at Rugby Park after being signed by Steve Clarke. Mulumbu previously played for Norwich and West Brom and reportedly held talks with Swansea earlier in the transfer window.
18:09

CELTIC REJECT 'SIGNIFICANT OFFER'

Brendan Rodgers has confirmed that Celtic have rejected “a significant offer” for striker Moussa Dembele, with Sky Sports News understanding the interested club is Lyon.
Speaking to BBC Scotland, he said: "We have had a significant offer for Moussa Dembele which has been rejected. He’s a player we don’t want to lose, it’s as simple as that.”
17:55

DUO IN TORQUAY LOAN

https://twitter.com/BristolCity/status/1035216287297953793
17:41

WALKER IN AT WREXHAM

Crewe Alexandra midfielder Brad Walker has joined National League side Wrexham on loan until 7 January.
17:26

WORRALL 'CLOSE', SAYS GERRARD

Rangers manager Steven Gerrard has said Joe Worrall’s loan move from Nottingham Forest will be completed imminently.
Speaking in his post-match media conference in Russia, he said: In terms of Joe, it’s good news. As we were playing, he should’ve signed a deal to be a Rangers player for a year.”
17:16

CHAPLIN MAKES COV MOVE

Portsmouth striker Conor Chaplin has completed a move to Sky Bet League One side Coventry.
The 21-year-old has initially joined them on loan until January, when the move will become permanent for an undisclosed fee.
17:05

TRANSFER HEADLINES

17:00

BROWN ARRIVES AT LEEDS

Leeds have announced the signing of Izzy Brown from Premier League side Chelsea on a season-long loan deal.
The 21-year-old has been capped at various youth levels by England and becomes Marcelo Bielsa's sixth signing of the summer transfer window.
https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1035210543886487552
16:55

ROSCOE IN ALLOA LOAN

https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1035203568645623808
16:45

KELLEHER EXTENDS REDS STAY

Caoimhin Kelleher has signed a new contract with Liverpool.
The 19-year-old goalkeeper - who trains with the first team at Melwood and made three friendly appearances for the senior side over the summer - committed his future to the club on Thursday.
https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1035195633538400256
16:32

LOAN FOR COLE

Burton have signed striker Devante Cole on loan from Wigan until May 31.
Cole joined Manchester City at the age of seven and after loans spells at Barnsley and MK Dons joined Bradford City in 2015. He then joined Fleetwood in 2016 for an undisclosed fee and signed for Wigan in January this year.
16:20

WYCOMBE LAND DOUBLE LOAN

Wycombe Wanderers have also welcomed two loan signings to the club, sealing the return of former loan star Fred Onyedinma on a deal from Millwall until January 1.
They have also welcome young QPR defender Charlie Fox on a loan deal until January.
16:07

WALTERS BACK AT IPSWICH

Ipswich have confirmed the loan signing of Jonathan Walters from Burnley until January.
It is the forward’s second stint at Portman Road, having previously been at the club for three years up until 2010.
https://twitter.com/Official_ITFC/status/1035196685042020352
16:02

EMBLETON JOINS GRIMSBY

Grimsby have announced the loan signing of England U20 international central midfielder, Elliot Embleton, from Sunderland until January 2019.
15:52

SEDDON IN AT AT STEVENAGE

Steve Seddon has joined Stevenage on loan from Birmingham City.
The 20-year-old left-back had signed with the club until 15 January 2019.
15:41

BANNIGAN EXTENDS STAY

https://twitter.com/PartickThistle/status/1035173692647583744
15:29

YEOVIL LAND LOANEE

Middlesbrough defender Enes Mahmutovic has joined Yeovil on loan.
He moved from Luxembourg side Fola Esch to Boro in 2017, and scored on his one and only appearance for the club in their 3-3 penalty shoot-out win over Notts County this month.
15:21

WIGHTON JOINS HEARTS

Hearts have completed the transfer of Craig Wighton from Dundee.
The forward has signed a three-year deal at Tynecastle after moving from Dens Park for an undisclosed fee.
15:16

SAINTS DUO LOANED TO BURTON

Southampton have loaned winger Jake Hesketh and midfielder Jake Flannigan to Burton Albion until January 2.
https://twitter.com/burtonalbionfc/status/1035180683025637377
15:08

EDWARDS TO EREDIVISE

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1035180343970516992
15:03

VALE SIGN DUO

Port Vale have completed the signing of midfielder Lewis Hardcastle on a season-long loan from Blackburn Rovers whileBen Whitfield has returned to Vale Park - this time as a permanent signing.
Midfielder Whitfield joined the club on loan last season from Bournemouth and made 37 appearances.
14:52

BLACKBURN REJECT DACK OFFER

Blackburn will not allow Bradley Dack to leave the club after rejecting an offer for the midfielder from West Brom.
Sky Sports News understand Rovers have turned down an offer in excess of £5m from their Sky Bet Championship rivals for the 24-year-old, who joined the club from Gillingham last summer and signed a new three-year deal in July.
Dack played a starring role in Blackburn's promotion campaign, top-scoring with 18 League One goals as they secured automatic promotion behind Wigan.
14:41

SMITH OFF TO DOVER

Chesterfield defender George Smith has today joined Dover Athletic on loan until January 15.
14:23

PHILLIPS RETURNS TO NORWICH

https://twitter.com/NorwichCityFC/status/1035165325753548800
14:06

SCUNTHORPE SIGN DUO

Scunthorpe have completed the loan signings of goalkeeper Jak Alnwick and striker Ike Ugbo.
Alnwick joins from Rangers while Ugbo arrives from Chelsea, with both loans until January.
13:50

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13:21

HERMOSO’S REAL DEAL?

Real Madrid have lined up Espanyol’s Mario Hermoso as a possible replacement for Jesus Vallejo, reports AS.
Vallejo is wanted on loan by Real Sociedad, who also snapped up Theo Hernandez on a short-term deal from the European champions earlier this summer.
Should Vallejo leave, Madrid could make a move for Hermoso, who came through the ranks at the Spanish capital club.
The 23-year-old has a €40m buyout clause, but Madrid could re-sign him for just €15m due to a clause they inserted into the deal that took him to Espanyol in 2017.
Everton were keen on him during the January transfer window, while Zenit St Petersburg are admirers of the Spaniard too.
12:57

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12:42

KAGAWA SHOCK DEPARTURE

Shinji Kagawa could make a shock departure from Dortmund before Friday’s deadline with Sevilla showing an interest in the Japan playmaker, according to German publication Kicker.
Kagawa didn’t feature in the Bundesliga opener against RB Leipzig for new BVB coach Lucien Favre and isn’t considered part of his long-term plans. The 29-year-old has previously said he would like to play in La Liga, although Dortmund sporting director Michael Zorc claims there has been no concrete offer yet.
12:25

ELPHICK UPDATE

Hull City have made an offer to take Aston Villa defender Tommy Elphick on a season loan.
They join QPR in moving for the former Bournemouth centre back. We reported yesterday that the London club had also made an offer.
It’s understood Villa are willing to let Elphick leave but will let the player decide.
A number of other clubs are monitoring the situation.
12:21

BREAKING NEWS

Middlesbrough have signed Southampton full back Sam McQueen on a season-long loan.
12:16

MORE TOURE CLUES...

Olympiacos....?
https://twitter.com/dmitriseluk/status/1035136203237011457
12:12

BREAKING NEWS

QPR are in talks with Stoke City over the loan signing of defender Geoff Cameron.
The R's have endured a tough start to the season with problems in defence and Steve McClaren has been keen to strengthen his options.
11:51

LYON’S DEMBELE CHASE

Lyon have agreed personal terms with Celtic forward Moussa Dembele but the Scottish champions are refusing to sanction a transfer until they find a replacement, report L’Equipe.
Lyon have jumped to the front of the queue to sign the France under-21 international following the sale of Diaz to Real Madrid and Dembele is also keen on a return to France. Dembele should cost in the region of £20m but Celtic won’t let him go until they have a striker lined up themselves.
11:31

BOWYER: CULLEN WILL STRENGTHEN US

Charlton boss Lee Bowyer believes new loan signing Josh Cullen will strengthen his squad after joining from West Ham.
Republic of Ireland U21 international Cullen has joined the Addicks for the rest of the season to become the club’s fifth signing of the summer.
Bowyer is delighted to sign the central midfielder, who made 12 appearances for Bolton in the Sky Bet Championship in addition to three starts for the Hammers in the FA Cup last season.
He told the club’s official website: “He’s a very good player, good experience in this league and went to the Championship last season so we thought he was going to be out of our reach.
“I think he’s a great addition to the squad. He’s a very good player in and out of possession so he’ll be a good addition for us. I’ve always said I only want players that improve us, and he improves us.”
11:18

LEEDS IN BROWN TALKS

Leeds United in advanced talks to sign Chelsea attacking midfielder Izzy Brown, according to Sky sources.
The 21-year-old spent last season on loan at Brighton.
11:11

LOAN DEAL

https://twitter.com/stokecity/status/1035120591630753792
11:08

GET LOWE!

Aberdeen have today completed the signature of Derby County left back Max Lowe on loan until January.
The 21 year old made his Derby debut in the EFL Cup in August 2016 against Carlisle United.
11:07

SPURS FOCUS

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1035114755978133504
10:50

BREAKING NEWS

Real Sociedad are in talks with Everton to sign forward Sandro Ramirez.
Ramirez made just 14 appearances last season before going on loan to Sevilla in January and has only been an unused substitute in one of Everton’s three Premier League games this season.
10:31

HOFFENHEIM WANT NELSON

Hoffenheim coach Julian Nagelsmann has confirmed his interest in signing Arsenal midfielder Reiss Nelson.
He said: "We've taken an interest in Reiss Nelson, I can disclose that. But nothing is set in stone as there are still things to clear up.
“If it all works out, we'll have a player with great pace who can do a lot with the ball."
10:16

BREAKING NEWS

West Bromwich Albion forward Nacer Chadli is having a medical with Monaco.
Clubs have agreed a £10m fee for the Belgium international.
09:55

RONALDO TO BUY VALLADOLID

Former Brazil striker Ronaldo is poised to become the new majority shareholder and president of Real Valladolid by investing £26m in the club and could bring Real Madrid younger Vinicius with him, report AS.
Ronaldo’s acquisition of the La Liga club should go through in the next 24 hours and the former Madrid and Barcelona striker is confident of persuading Los Blancos to allow Vinicius to spend the season on loan at the Estadio Jose Zorilla. The 18-year-old signed for Real Madrid from Flamengo for £40m.
09:41

MOUKOUDI TO CHOOSE VILLA

Aston Villa look set to beat Celtic and Middlesbrough to the signing of highly rated French defender Harold Moukoudi.
Sky Sports News understands that the Le Harve centre back has arrived at Villa’s Bodymoor Heath training ground in the last hour for talks and a medical.
We believe the deal will be a loan with an obligation to secure the French U20 international on a permanent contract.
Moukoudi was linked with a number of Premier League teams including West Ham who came close to signing him in a deal thought to be worth £10.7m.
09:25

BREAKING NEWS

Sky Sports News understands Harry Kewell is close to being named as the new manager of Notts County following positive talks. It’s understood he and his staff are not taking training at Crawley this morning.
09:13

BREAKING NEWS

Negotiations are continuing today between Olympiacos and Yaya Toure, following his release from Man City this summer.
Sky Sports News understands that no deal has been concluded yet but agreement is close and should be completed before tomorrow’s transfer window closes in Greece at 11pm.
Yesterday Toure’s agent Dimitry Seluk tweeted that his client had received documentation confirming that the Ivory Coast international had become a British citizen.
On Tuesday evening he confirmed that Toure had passed a medical in London, sparking speculation he was staying in the Premier League.
08:48

BRAITHWAITE WANTS OUT

Middlesbrough manager Tony Pulis has confirmed that striker Martin Braithwaite has asked to leave the club, with Spanish sides Girona and Leganes linked with a move.
He said: “Martin came to see me yesterday. There’s a team in Spain that are interested and he would like to go to Spain.
“He’s expressed his views on that. We will see how that develops in the next 24 hours.”
08:29

LOOKMAN FUTURE

Everton boss Marco Silva gives an update about the future of Ademola Lookman.....
07:58

BREAKING NEWS

Manchester Utd are in discussions with Anthony Martial over a new long term deal at the club, according to Sky sources.
We understand the discussions have been ongoing for several months.
07:56

N’KOUDOU IN TALKS

Stade Rennais are in talks over the loan deal of Tottenham’s Georges-Kevin N’Koudou, according to Sky sources.
The winger is available before Friday’s transfer deadline in several European countries, and he is considering his potential options.
Sky Sports News reported earlier this month that German club Mainz had agreed terms with Spurs over a loan with option-to-buy.
07:53

GERRARD ON MORELOS

Rangers manager Steven Gerrard is hopeful Alfredo Morelos will sign a new deal to keep him at Ibrox.
Rangers have already rejected a £3.75m offer - understood by Sky Sports to be from Bordeaux - for the 22-year-old and Gerrard is keen to tie Morelos down to a new deal to ensure he remains at the club.
"I'm delighted for Alfredo. He's a very confident player anyway, he always believes he can deliver so it was no surprise for me to see him get a call-up Gerrard said ahead of Thursday's Europa League qualifying play-off against Russian side FC Uma.”
07:29

EUROPEAN DEADLINE?

The transfer window in Italy shut on August 25 but several others on the continent remain open.
Germany's transfer window shuts at 5pm UK time on Friday August 31.
The Russian window follows at 10pm, and Spain and France at 11pm.
The only clubs in a major European league which will be able to continue buying and selling players during September will be those in Portugal, whose transfer window stays open until September 21.
07:26

WHEN IS EFL LOAN DEADLINE?

Clubs can loan players until 5pm on Friday August 31, and temporary agreements can also include an option to buy when the winter window opens on January 1.
07:04

NEW DEAL FOR MARTIAL

Anthony Martial has been offered a new five-year deal at Manchester United and believes he can outlast Jose Mourinho at Old Trafford, report The Guardian.
Martial has fallen out of favour at United under Mourinho and has been linked with a move away.
06:27

TOURE TEASE

Yaya Toure has agreed to move to Olympiakos, according to various national newspapers.
His agent Dimitry Seluk has teased fans on social media that his client had “passed a medical in London”.
However, a move to the capital following his release from Manchester City looks unlikely.
06:19

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06:13

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20:56

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20:25

COWIE RETURNS TO COUNTY

Former Watford and Cardiff midfielder Don Cowie has rejoined Ross County from Hearts.
The 35-year-old returns to his first club - where he played between 2000-2007.
18:56

BAKAYOKO DEAL CLOSE

Italian outlet CalcioMercarto says Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko is close to completing a season-long loan deal to join Inter Milan.
The website states the Frenchman has completed a medical and terms have been agreed with the Italian club.
18:15

TRIO CHASE MAHER

Egyptian side Al-Ahly's attacking midfielder Nasser Maher is a target for a trio of French clubs - AS Monaco, Caen and Dijon - according to French magazine France Football.
The 20-year-old spent last season on loan with second-division side Smouha SC.
17:11

NO ACTION FOR BROWN OR NAISMITH

Following a Scottish FA review, no further action will be taken against either Steven Naismith of Hearts or Celtic captain Scott Brown in relation to incidents during the game at Tynecastle on Saturday.
Hearts were 1-0 winners but Brown allegedly swung an elbow at Naismith during the game, while the Scotland forward was investigated for a kick-out on Jonny Hayes.
16:25

BREAKING NEWS

Manchester City midfielder David Silva has retired from international football.
16:04

ZOUMA'S BROTHER JOINS BOLTON

Bolton have completed the permanent signings of two new players, Yoan Zouma and Marcus Wood.
20-year-old defender Zouma joins on a two-year deal from French Ligue 1 side Angers, and is the younger brother of Premier League star and France international Kurt, the centre-half will initially link up with the Trotters' Under-23 squad following his move to the University of Bolton Stadium.
Wood joins the club after leaving Manchester City.
15:16

VALENCIA MAN LEAVES ON LOAN

Alvaro Medran has left Valencia on loan, to join La Liga new-boys Rayo Vallecano. The midfielder spent last season on loan with Alaves, but played only 17 times in the league, and was even pictured in tears over the lack of first-team opportunities towards the end of the campaign.
14:22

MORE ON MILSOM

Rob Milsom played for Crawley in a number of pre-season friendlies this summer - and did enough to earn himself a contract.
The 31-year-old midfielder was released by Notts County last season, and said: “I’m really happy to be at the club. Having played a few times in pre-season, I’ve got to know the lads really well.
“I can’t wait to get started and help this team win football matches.”
14:19

BREAKING NEWS

Rob Milsom has joined Crawley on a free transfer after impressing manager Harry Kewell on trial during pre-season.
13:53

WIJNALDUM: COMPETITION IMPROVES TITLE CHANCES

Liverpool midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum believes increased competition within the squad means they have the quality to compete with Premier League defending champions Manchester City.
The Reds’ comfortable 4-0 over West Ham, their biggest opening day Anfield victory since 1932, was achieved with only two of their four new summer arrivals in the starting line-up.
Midfielder Naby Keita had a far more influential game than £65million goalkeeper Alisson Becker while Xherdan Shaqiri was given just eight minutes and Fabinho never got off the bench. Adam Lallana likewise was not given any pitch time and club captain Jordan Henderson got just 20 minutes and still the Reds cruised to victory.
“I think we have the quality to compete with them (City) but I also thought we had the quality last season,” said Wijnaldum. “If City are going to play like they did last season then it will be really hard because they only lost two games and a few draws. If you want to compete with them you can barely drop points. That’s really difficult but something we look forward to because you want to compete with the others and City are one of the best so we will go for it.”
13:40

BESIKTAS FAIL IN BOUDEBOUZ BID

Real Betis have rejected a €15m offer from Besiktas for Algeria playmaker Ryad Boudebouz, reports beIN Sports.
Betis do not intend to listen to offers for the 28-year-old and will only let him leave if another club activates his buyout clause, which is worth more than €30m.
13:30

REGIONAL PAPER TALK

  • Anthony Martial is a top transfer target for AC Milan, according to reports in Italy. (Manchester Evening News)
  • Newcastle midfielder Henri Saivet has all but agreed a move to Bursapor, according to reports in Turkey. (Newcastle Chronicle)
  • Yannick Bolasie is being targeted by Aston Villa before the end of the month, according to reports. (Birmingham Mail)
  • Abdoulaye Doucoure says he is happy to have committed his future to Watford, but admits a move away in the future remains a possibility. (Watford Observer)
  • Martin Montoya was straight into action at Brighton training
  • and is now in contention for Manchester United's visit to the Amex on Sunday. (The Argus)
13:09

INCOMINGS AT BLACKBURN?

Here’s what Blackburn manager Tony Mowbray has had to say…
https://twitter.com/Rovers/status/1028987785066164225
13:00

FULHAM OPEN TO FONTE OFFERS

Fulham will listen to offers for £8m flop Rui Fonte with the transfer window across Europe remaining open, according to the Daily Mirror.
12:53

REAL YOUNGSTER SET FOR LEGANES LOAN

Leganes have reached an agreement in principle with Real Madrid for the loan of midfielder Oscar Rodriguez, reports AS.
Oscar, 20, is under contract at Madrid until 2023.
12:42

WISE ON ASHLEY AT NEWCASTLE

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1028976111022157824
12:06

BREAKING NEWS

Brighton midfielder Oliver Norwood has joined Sheffield United on loan.
Norwood’s deal will be made permanent in January.
https://twitter.com/SUFC_tweets/status/1028974495829250048
11:48

BAKAYOKO SET FOR AC MILAN

Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko will complete his loan switch to AC Milan on Monday having arrived in Italy, reports Gazzetta dello Sport.
The Frenchman struggled to establish himself at Stamford Bridge last season following a big-money move from Monaco.
He will join the Rossoneri for €5m on loan with an option to buy for a further €35m.
11:28

BALDE TO INTER?

Monaco winger Keita Balde will undergo a medical on Monday ahead of his proposed loan move to Inter Milan, according to Gazzetta dello Sport.
The report suggests the 23-year-old, who only joined Monaco from Lazio last summer, will join the Nerazzurri on a season-long loan with a €34m option to buy.
11:11

BREAKING NEWS

West Ham have confirmed midfielder Edimilson Fernandes has signed for Serie A side Fiorentina on a season-long loan.
https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/1028960815477653504
11:10

PAULET JOINS SWANSEA

Swansea have completed the signing of Belgian youth international Simon Paulet.
The 18-year-old has signed a two-year deal at the Liberty Stadium following a successful trial with the club’s U23 side over the summer.
He moves to the club from Club Brugge.
11:01

BREAKING NEWS

Bolton have announced the signing of Jonathan Grounds on a season-long loan from Birmingham.
https://twitter.com/OfficialBWFC/status/1028959414051655681
11:00

BARCA WILL NOT RULE OUT POGBA BID

Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu has left the door open on a potential move for Manchester United's Paul Pogba, after saying the club could still do business before the Spanish transfer window closes.
Despite being handed the captain's armband for the opening 2-1 win against Leicester City, Pogba's comments after the game hinted at tensions at Old Trafford. "If you're not happy, you cannot give your best," he said. "There are things that I cannot say otherwise I will get fined."
Asked about Pogba after Barcelona's 2-1 Super Cup win against Sevilla, Bartomeu said: "I won't speak of any names, we have respect for all clubs and there are 20 days left. We'll see which players come out. We're focused on the league, so it's best to ask [Eric] Abidal, [Ramon] Planes or Pep Segura about players. There's still time to do business."
10:48

A NICE TOUCH...

https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1028951798516572160
10:41

CLOUGH IN DEMAND

Aberdeen and Hibs could battle it out for Nottingham Forest striker Zach Clough, reports The Scottish Sun.
10:24

BRESCIA TARGET LINDSAY

Former Partick Thistle star Liam Lindsay is a target for Brescia, reports The Scottish Sun.
10:09

HEMED TO QPR?

QPR are closing in on a deal to sign Brighton striker Tomer Hemed, according to the Daily Mirror.
09:59

TRANSFER HEADLINES

09:55

ZAHA SET FOR BUMPER NEW DEAL

Crystal Palace are set to offer Wilfried Zaha a lucrative new contract after a move away from Selhurst Park this summer failed to materialise, according to The Sun.
09:41

SKY SPORTS NEWS POLL

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1028844540784992256
09:41

PSG WINGER SET FOR VALENCIA RETURN

PSG winger Goncalo Guedes is closing in on a return to Valencia, reports Radio Monte Carlo.
Guedes excelled on loan at Valencia last season and the LaLiga club have been keen on securing his services again this summer.
Valencia tried to sign him permanently a few weeks ago, but their €40m offer was rejected by PSG.
Guedes is now set to re-join the Mestalla side on loan and the deal will include a purchase option. In the event that Valencia sign him permanently, PSG will include a sell-on clause in the sale. An agreement between the two clubs is nearly in place.
09:31

VIEIRA: BALOTELLI WANTS NICE EXIT

Mario Balotelli looks set to leave Nice after head coach Patrick Vieira revealed the French club will "do whatever it takes" to help the Italy international secure a move away.
Balotelli did not feature as Vieira's side lost 1-0 to newly promoted Reims in their Ligue 1 opener.
Asked about the 28-year-old's future after the game, the former Arsenal midfielder confirmed the striker wants to leave the Allianz Riviera after two season at the club.
"The player wants to leave, so it's unlikely he'll remain here," the new Nice boss said in an interview with Canal+. "We want players whose desire it is to go forward with the club. It's a very complicated and difficult situation, so the club will try to do whatever is possible to help him leave."
09:14

WORK TO DO FOR EMERY

Arsenal's 2-0 loss to Manchester City highlighted the work ahead for Unai Emery, writes Nick Wright, but there were positive signs too…
READ HERE
09:06

SHACKLETON SIGNS NEW LEEDS DEAL

Leeds United have announced that midfielder Jamie Shackleton has signed a new contract with the club.
The 18-year-old has agreed to a new three year contract, signing a deal to remain with at Elland Road until June 2021.
https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1028929154148978688
08:50

KEITA MAKES A DIFFERENCE

Naby Keita made his long-awaited Liverpool debut in their 4-0 win over West Ham. His performance showed that he brings something different to Jurgen Klopp's team, writes Adam Bate.
Read in full HERE!
08:43

WATCH: ROONEY'S AMAZING ASSIST

Wayne Rooney rolled back the years with a remarkable assist as DC United beat Orlando City 3-2 at Audi Field.
Watch below...
08:24

BARCA PRESIDENT ON POGBA...

Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu has refused to discuss reports of his side’s interest in Paul Pogba but has suggested that the La Liga champions could bring in more players before the end of the month.
Barca have already snapped up four players during this transfer window and recent reports from Spain have stated that they are keen on making Manchester United midfielder Pogba their fifth signing this summer.
Bartomeu was asked about the French World Cup winner on Spanish TV channel TVE and replied: “I never speak about names, there is respect for all clubs, there are 20 days left, we will see which players are left to leave, we are focused on the league, it’s better to ask [Eric] Abidal, [Ramon] Planes or Pep Segura about the subject of players, there are still days left to do actions if needed.”
08:07

BREAKING NEWS

Manchester United striker James Wilson has joined Aberdeen on a season-long loan.
https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1028914834329485313
08:00

HOW DID NEW PL SIGNINGS FARE?

From Manchester United's Fred to Arsenal's Lucas Torreira, we assess how every new Premier League signing fared on the opening weekend.
READ HERE
07:45

PEP SEEKS STERLING CONTRACT RESOLUTION

Pep Guardiola insists Raheem Sterling's representatives are well aware how much Manchester City want the player to sign a new deal with the club.
Sterling celebrated his, and Manchester City's, opening goal of the 2018-19 Premier League season with a gesture aimed at silencing his critics following his goalless World Cup campaign for England this summer.
The 23-year-old picked up where he left off from City's title win last season in which he scored 18 goals, helping Guardiola's side to a 2-0 win over Arsenal in the Gunners' first top-flight game under the Unai Emery era. But City failed to agree a new long-term contract with Sterling earlier this summer, with the parties unable to find common ground over the player's wages.
"For the record, I'm not a sports director, not even a manager. I'm a trainer," Guardiola said after the win over Arsenal. "I try to make a good team spirit in the locker room and win games. But we are delighted with him and would like Raheem to stay. We'll do our effort to make him feel we count on him. And we do count on him."
07:36

WATCH: RONALDO SCORES ON DEBUT

Cristiano Ronaldo scored on his Juventus debut - but a pitch invasion stopped the game early.
07:35

RONALDO SCORES, MOBBED BY FANS

Cristiano Ronaldo scored just eight minutes into his Juventus debut and was mobbed by fans as a pitch invasion saw the game abandoned early.
Thousands of fans flocked to get a glimpse of Ronaldo at the small town of Villar Perosa outside of Turin, where the Juventus owners hold a pre-season friendly between the first team and the reserves every year.
Ronaldo scored the first goal in Sunday's 5-0 victory for Juventus' senior side, just a month after the 33-year-old completed a £105m move from Real Madrid.
READ HERE
07:31

WATCH: DEMBELE SCORES SUPER COPA STUNNER

Ousmane Dembele scored a stunning goal to win Barcelona the Spanish Super Copa against Sevilla.
06:42

REAL IN THE MARKET

Staying in Spain, Real Madrid coach Julen Lopetegui wants to bring in a centre-forward and a centre-back before the close of the transfer window, reports AS.
In the event that the European champions land a new defender, Lopetegui would look to loan out Jesus Vallejo so that the youngster can play regularly this season.
The Madrid boss is also open to the arrival of a new centre-midfielder following the departure of Mateo Kovacic, who joined Chelsea on a season-long loan last week.
06:29

ATLETI FINALISE NEW GODIN DEAL

Atletico Madrid have finalised a contract extension for defender Diego Godin, reports Marca.
Godin was one of a number of centre-backs linked with United before the Premier League transfer window closed on Thursday. It was reported that the Old Trafford side considered activating the Uruguay defender’s €20m buyout clause.
Atleti have moved swiftly to ensure he stays at the Wanda Metropolitano beyond next summer and have agreed to extend his contract by a further two years until 2021.
06:19

FULL PAPER ROUND-UP

Get a full round-up of today's back pages HERE!
06:12

PAPER TALK

  • Barcelona will continue to pursue Paul Pogba after the summer transfer window closes on August 31 with the Spanish club well aware of the midfielder's issues at Manchester United. (Daily Telegraph)
  • Barca could now make a move for Adrien Rabiot, after the Paris Saint-Germain midfielder reportedly declined an offer to renew his contract with the French champions. (Daily Express)
  • Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina is reportedly close to sealing a loan switch to Super Lig side Besiktas. (The Sun)
  • Crystal Palace are set to offer Wilfried Zaha a lucrative new contract after a move away from Selhurst Park this summer failed to materialise. (The Sun)
  • Liverpool are close to an agreement with Fenerbahce over the loan of Divock Origi, according to reports. (Daily Mirror)
  • Aberdeen and Hibs could battle it out for Nottingham Forest striker Zach Clough. (Scottish Sun)
06:08

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2018.08.07 08:14 xscrumpyx Dirty Harry 100th Mix Edit Collection

Hello my good friends. I recently finished my 100th mix (turned out great) a few days ago and for this mix I had made about 13 edits. I planned on releasing the edit pack once I uploaded my Mix sense Im currently on Mix 99, but figured I would upload it here a little bit early. The entire pack contains 28 edits. 15 that I have already released in the past and 13 I have not. All used in the mix. Anyways I hope you guys get some good use out of them as I have.
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Calvin Harris x Oski - How Deep Is Your Love x Playa (Dirty Edit)
DJ Fresh x Justice x Bandlez - We Are Gold Pasta (Dirty Edit)
Drake x Damn Kids - Bombay Trophies (Dirty Harry Edit)
Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now x Allison Wonderland - U Don't Know (Vincent Remix)[Dirty Harry Edit]
Flosstradamus x Zomboy x Eptic - Like a PrisonLust (Dirty Edit)
Gangsters Riot Call (Dirty Edit)
GTA x Baauer x Keys N Krates - Step Up Dee Dum (Dirty Harry Edit)
GTA x Boombox Cartel - Jefe FK IT (Dirty Harry Remake)
NBD x No Sleep Tonight x Lost & Found (Dirty Harry Edit)
Nitti Gritti x Kanye West x RL Grime - Free Crack Power (Dirty Harry Edit)
Nuclear x Boss Mode x Chain Hang Low x Come Thru (Dirty Mega Edit)
Rickxsan x GTA x Sludge x Dillon - Sarias Faded Tern Up (Dirty Edit)
RL Grime x Boys Noize x Lil B - Motorola Pressure (Dirty Harry Edit)
The Drop x Febreeze x Club Action (Dirty Harry Edit)
Trampa x Excision x Floss - Elbows Up (Dirty Edit)
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A$AP Ferg x Wuki - Work Hustle (Dirty Harry Edit)
Drake x Tropkillaz - Boa Noite x Pop Style (Dirty Harry Edit)
Hard In The Paint x 404 x Boss x WAWA x G-Shit (Dirty Harry Edit)
Lambo x Dimension x Hood Up (BMAR Edit)[Dirty Harry Re-Edit)
Lemay x Kendrick - Looking HUMBLE (Dirty Harry Edit)
Maad City x Damn x Hold on to me v3 (Dirty Harry Edit)
MFU x Propaganda x After All (Dirty Edit) & RA x After All x Rampage (TBA Edit) [Dirty Harry Re-Edit]
Mosh Pit x Waiting x Lambo x Alchemist x Cbat x Antidote (Dirty Harry Mega Edit)
NBD ATL Intro
RL Grime x Major Lazer - Original Reims (Dirty Harry Edit)
RL Grime x Tentacion - Look at me Undo (Dirty Harry Edit)
Slumberjack x Baauer - GoGo Daze (Dirty Harry Edit)
Waka Flocka x Ape Drums - No Shellz (Dirty Harry Edit)
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