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2024.06.07 12:14 Murky-Requirement957 What would you change in this tactic?
| https://preview.redd.it/ilp5rspki45d1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3fd5ea698760d7cacc2676e63f9e4d9759ebcfa I m playing this tactic from first season in this online FM24 save, in which we pick some just above relegation Ligue 1 teams and try to win all (Montpellier me, Reims and Strasbourg the other two). My goal was to recreate the Valverde Barcelona Diamond, as it happened to have some pretty good midfielders on the team and no wingers at first. So I took an already set tiki taka based tactic from a youtuber, and swapped the positions in a way I thought it would work, in order to create sth better. It didnt went well first season, but second season we went on to finish 5th, and third season we finished 7th and won Europa League, playing magnificently. With the Europa League money and some sells (Pellistri on for free, left for 25m, Koyta for 1m, left for 7m), I went and bought Vitor Roque for 44m, in order to finally able to face the undisputed league champ PSG. But things arent going as expected. The AI teams seem to have figured out my system, and while we have the possession, we cant score easily, and we fail to secure clean sheet. At this SS, im second in league and 8th in ChL, but by March, Im 3rd, have lost against PSG, have two blunders against low tier teams (Rennes and Troyes), and Glandbach threw me out of the ChL on penalties. Seems like I have to change my system, but I dont know how. Any ideas? I m thinking on changing Mezz to regista, or my Am to trequartista. Do you have any suggestions? submitted by Murky-Requirement957 to footballmanagergames [link] [comments] |
2024.02.06 21:16 bchapa28 Pick My 3-Star Starters! Part 5: Wingers!
| Part 5: Wingers I’m building a team with a budget of 34k per starter (3 ) and 10k per bench player (2)! I’ll only use standard players with real faces, sorry! Last post, the M&M midfield, Moutinho and Morita, won the most votes. These two will slot into our double pivot and provide a little bit of everything. As a Wolves fan, I love João Moutinho, so I’m also a little bit biased :) Now, for our wide attacking players. Again, there are many options, play styles, and player profiles. Who do we choose? My Winger Wishlist: - High stamina, again. these players need to last all 90 minutes comfortably.
- Ball-carrying ability. These players are wingeAMF/SS hybrids. They will be our primary creative attackers. want them to be able to cut inside, score, pass, cross, assist, and make plays happen. Would not be opposed to a traditional right-foot RW and left-foot LW though!
- A solid mix of skills. Dribbling, passing, shooting, track-back, gamesmanship, whatever it is. These 2 players should be exciting and involved in lots of goals.
My Potential Picks: Left: * Kyereh, Ghana * Thorgen Hazard, Belgium * Trezeguet, Trabaonspor * Gabriel Strefezza, Lecce * Ndiaye, Marseille Right: * Bobby Decordova-Reid, Fulham * Ito, Reims * Ritsu Doan, Japan * Višća, Trabzonspor Who do you recommend? Let me know! Remember, the most upvotes will win the starting spot! submitted by bchapa28 to eFootball [link] [comments] |
2024.01.04 22:02 staresatmaps 2023 World Attendance Rankings
These lists are based on seasons ending in 2023. If the season is split like an Apartura/Clausura or RegulaChampionship phase it includes both, but it does not include playoff matches. I do not have stats for some clubs that might have made this list including some big clubs in Africa/Middle East, and some 2nd division clubs in South America. Non included leagues that probably would have made it include the Argentina second tier, South Africa, Algeria, and Tunisia.
TOP 50 LEAGUES Rank | League | Average | Country(Tier) |
1 | Bundesliga | 42,997 | Germany |
2 | Premier League | 40,236 | England |
3 | Serie A | 29,551 | Italy |
4 | La Liga | 29,488 | Spain |
5 | Primera División | 27,293 | Argentina |
6 | Brasileiro Série A | 25,544 | Brazil |
7 | Ligue 1 | 23,803 | France |
8 | 2. Bundesliga | 22,183 | Germany 2 |
9 | Major League Soccer | 22,111 | United States |
10 | Liga MX | 21,007 | Mexico |
11 | J1 League | 20,129 | Japan |
12 | Chinese Super League | 19,873 | China |
13 | EFL Championship | 18,868 | England 2 |
14 | Eredivisie | 18,394 | Netherlands |
15 | Premiership | 16,782 | Scotland |
16 | Super League | 13,172 | Switzerland |
17 | Süper Lig | 12,426 | Turkey |
18 | Indian Super League | 12,099 | India |
19 | Primeira Liga | 11,621 | Portugal |
20 | K League 1 | 10,726 | South Korea |
21 | EFL League One | 10,614 | England 3 |
22 | NWSL | 10,432 | United States W |
23 | Botola | 10,394 | Morocco |
24 | Superliga | 10,282 | Denmark |
25 | Allsvenskan | 10,066 | Sweden |
26 | Serie B | 9,963 | Italy 2 |
27 | Segunda División | 9,806 | Spain 2 |
28 | Pro League | 9,691 | Belgium |
29 | Premʹer Liga Rossii | 9,462 | Russia |
30 | Ekstraklasa | 9,403 | Poland |
31 | Saudi Pro League | 9,339 | Saudi Arabia |
32 | Categoría Primera A | 9,140 | Colombia |
33 | Ligue 2 | 8,632 | France 2 |
34 | Ligat Ha'Al | 8,457 | Israel |
35 | 3. Liga | 8,221 | Germany 3 |
36 | Bundesliga | 7,559 | Austria |
37 | A-League | 7,477 | Australia |
38 | J2 League | 7,286 | Japan 2 |
39 | Eliteserien | 7,240 | Norway |
40 | Super League | 7,186 | Greece |
41 | Liga 1 | 6,988 | Peru |
42 | V.League 1 | 6,797 | Vietnam |
43 | Primera División | 6,430 | Chile |
44 | Brasileiro Série B | 6,242 | Brazil 2 |
44 | EFL League Two | 5,791 | England 4 |
46 | USL Championship | 5,570 | United States 2 |
47 | China League One | 5,546 | China 2 |
48 | Liga I | 5,532 | Romania |
49 | Czech First League | 5,528 | Czechia |
50 | Persian Gulf Pro League | 5,470 | Iran |
TOP 500 CLUBS Rank | Club | Average | League | Country(Tier) |
1 | FC Barcelona | 83,415 | La Liga | Spain |
2 | CA River Plate | 81,853 | Primera División | Argentina |
3 | Borussia Dortmund | 81,228 | Bundesliga | Germany |
4 | FC Bayern Munich | 75,000 | Bundesliga | Germany |
5 | Manchester United FC | 73,671 | Premier League | England |
6 | FC Internazionale Milano | 72,630 | Serie A | Italy |
7 | AC Milan | 71,828 | Serie A | Italy |
8 | Olympique de Marseille | 62,739 | Ligue 1 | France |
9 | West Ham United FC | 62,462 | Premier League | England |
10 | AS Roma | 62,043 | Serie A | Italy |
11 | Tottenham Hotspur FC | 61,585 | Premier League | England |
12 | FC Schalke 04 | 61,133 | Bundesliga | Germany |
13 | Arsenal FC | 60,191 | Premier League | England |
14 | Celtic FC | 58,743 | Premiership | Scotland |
15 | CA Boca Juniors | 57,200 | Primera División | Argentina |
16 | SL Benfica | 57,107 | Primeira Liga | Portugal |
17 | Real Madrid CF | 56,727 | La Liga | Spain |
18 | Club Atlético de Madrid | 55,255 | La Liga | Spain |
19 | CR Flamengo | 54,499 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
20 | Hertha BSC | 53,670 | Bundesliga | Germany |
21 | AFC Ajax Amsterdam | 53,582 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
22 | Hamburger SV | 53,529 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
23 | Manchester City FC | 53,249 | Premier League | England |
24 | Liverpool FC | 53,183 | Premier League | England |
25 | Borussia Mönchengladbach | 52,438 | Bundesliga | Germany |
26 | Newcastle United FC | 52,127 | Premier League | England |
27 | Eintracht Frankfurt | 50,100 | Bundesliga | Germany |
28 | FC Köln | 49,694 | Bundesliga | Germany |
29 | Rangers FC | 49,116 | Premiership | Scotland |
30 | Real Betis Balompié | 49,015 | La Liga | Spain |
31 | Atlanta United | 47,526 | Major League Soccer | United States |
32 | Feyenoord | 47,500 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
33 | Paris Saint-Germain FC | 47,419 | Ligue 1 | France |
34 | Olympique Lyonnais | 46,702 | Ligue 1 | France |
35 | VfB Stuttgart | 46,312 | Bundesliga | Germany |
36 | RB Leipzig | 45,961 | Bundesliga | Germany |
37 | SS Lazio | 45,641 | Serie A | Italy |
38 | SSC Napoli | 45,617 | Serie A | Italy |
39 | Galatasaray SK | 45,186 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
40 | Sao Paulo FC | 43,800 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
41 | Beijing Guoan FC | 43,769 | Chinese Super League | China |
42 | Athletic Club de Bilbao | 43,527 | La Liga | Spain |
43 | CA Talleres | 43,375 | Primera División | Argentina |
44 | SV Werder Bremen | 41,620 | Bundesliga | Germany |
45 | Aston Villa FC | 41,707 | Premier League | England |
46 | FC Porto | 41,380 | Primeira Liga | Portugal |
47 | CF Monterrey | 40,794 | Liga MX | Mexico |
48 | Valencia CF | 40,688 | La Liga | Spain |
49 | CA Newell's Old Boys | 40,574 | Primera División | Argentina |
50 | Al-Ittihad Club | 40,453 | Saudi Pro League | Saudi Arabia |
51 | Racing Club de Avellaneda | 40,033 | Primera División | Argentina |
52 | Chelsea FC | 40,002 | Premier League | England |
53 | FC Kaiserslautern | 39,910 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
54 | Tigres UANL | 39,835 | Liga MX | Mexico |
55 | Everton FC | 39,241 | Premier League | England |
56 | Sunderland AFC | 39,046 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
57 | CA Rosario Central | 38,696 | Primera División | Argentina |
58 | Fenerbahçe SK | 38,322 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
59 | CA Belgrano | 38,198 | Primera División | Argentina |
60 | Juventus FC | 37,672 | Serie A | Italy |
61 | RC de Lens | 37,652 | Ligue 1 | France |
62 | Club America | 37,078 | Liga MX | Mexico |
63 | Universitario de Deportes | 37,071 | Liga 1 | Peru |
64 | CA San Lorenzo de Almagro | 36,583 | Primera División | Argentina |
65 | Leeds United FC | 36,566 | Premier League | England 1 |
66 | EC Bahia | 36,480 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
67 | SC Corinthians Paulista | 36,372 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
68 | Charlotte FC | 36,337 | Major League Soccer | United States |
69 | Lille OSC | 36,200 | Ligue 1 | France |
70 | Sevilla FC | 35,589 | La Liga | Spain |
71 | Chengdu Rongcheng FC | 34,259 | Chinese Super League | China |
72 | CSD Colo-Colo | 34,165 | Primera División | Chile |
73 | SC Freiburg | 34,012 | Bundesliga | Germany |
74 | CA Independiente | 33,576 | Primera División | Argentina |
75 | SE Palmeiras | 33,167 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
76 | Fortaleza EC | 32,787 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
77 | Beşiktaş JK | 32,775 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
78 | Real Sociedad de Fútbol | 32,265 | La Liga | Spain |
79 | ACF Fiorentina | 32,200 | Serie A | Italy |
80 | Seattle Sounders FC | 32,161 | Major League Soccer | United States |
81 | PSV | 31,923 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
82 | Leicester City FC | 31,887 | Premier League | England |
83 | Brighton & Hove Albion FC | 31,477 | Premier League | England |
84 | Grêmio FB Porto Alegrense | 31,385 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
85 | Wolverhampton Wanderers FC | 31,345 | Premier League | England |
86 | FK Zenit Sankt-Peterburg | 31,236 | Premʹer Liga Rossii | Russia |
87 | Hannoverscher SV 96 | 30,835 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
88 | Urawa Red Diamonds | 30,509 | J1 League | Japan |
89 | Southampton FC | 30,440 | Premier League | England |
90 | Tianjin Jinmen Tiger FC | 30,395 | Chinese Super League | China |
91 | FC Nürnberg | 30,335 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
92 | Club Atlético Tucumán | 30,240 | Primera División | Argentina |
93 | FC Nantes | 30,002 | Ligue 1 | France |
94 | Fluminense FC | 29,783 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
95 | TSV Fortuna 95 Düsseldorf | 29,447 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
96 | FC Tokyo | 29,410 | J1 League | Japan |
97 | FC St. Pauli | 29,357 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
98 | Sporting CP | 29,292 | Primeira Liga | Portugal |
99 | FC Twente '65 | 29,212 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
100 | Raja CA | 29,200 | Botola | Morocco |
101 | Nottingham Forest FC | 29,188 | Premier League | England |
102 | BSC Young Boys Bern | 29,097 | Super League | Switzerland |
103 | FSV Mainz 05 | 29,070 | Bundesliga | Germany |
104 | Alianza Lima | 29,086 | Liga 1 | Peru |
105 | CD Guadalajara | 28,998 | Liga MX | Mexico |
106 | Estudiantes de La Plata | 28,923 | Primera División | Argentina |
107 | FC København | 28,860 | Superliga | Denmark |
108 | Maccabi Haifa FC | 28,824 | Ligat Ha'Al | Israel |
109 | Sheffield United FC | 28,746 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
110 | Bayer 04 Leverkusen | 28,609 | Bundesliga | Germany |
111 | Shandon Jinmen Tiger FC | 28,464 | Chinese Super League | China |
112 | Nashville SC | 28,257 | Major League Soccer | United States |
113 | FC Augsburg | 27,956 | Bundesliga | Germany |
114 | Clube Atletico Mineiro | 27,990 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
115 | Kerala Blasters FC | 27,825 | Indian Super League | India |
116 | Stade Rennais FC | 27,722 | Ligue 1 | France |
117 | AEK FC Athina | 27,603 | Super League | Greece |
118 | Nagoya Grampus | 27,504 | J1 League | Japan |
119 | SC Internacional | 27,326 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
120 | Derby County FC | 27,259 | EFL League One | England 3 |
121 | CA Velez Sarsfield | 27,228 | Primera División | Argentina |
122 | Yokohama F Marinos | 26,996 | J1 League | Japan |
123 | Botafogo FR | 26,691 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
124 | Wydad AC | 26,400 | Botola | Morocco |
125 | Shandon Taishan FC | 26,313 | Chinese Super League | China |
126 | Ipswich Town FC | 26,184 | EFL League One | England 3 |
127 | Norwich City FC | 26,069 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
128 | Middlesbrough FC | 26,012 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
129 | Genoa C & FC | 25,940 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
130 | Cruzeiro EC | 25,779 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
131 | AIK Fotboll | 25,740 | Allsvenskan | Sweden |
132 | CA Lanus | 25,421 | Primera División | Argentina |
133 | VfL Wolfsburg | 25,394 | Bundesliga | Germany |
134 | Sheffield Wednesday FC | 25,378 | EFL League One | England 3 |
135 | FC Cincinnati | 25,367 | Major League Soccer | United States |
136 | VfL Bochum | 25,318 | Bundesliga | Germany |
137 | Toronto FC | 25,310 | Major League Soccer | Canada |
138 | RC de Strasbourg Alsace | 25,278 | Ligue 1 | France |
139 | Crystal Palace FC | 25,209 | Premier League | England |
140 | Mohun Bagan Super Giant | 25,072 | Indian Super League | India |
141 | FC Hansa Rostock | 24,794 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
142 | US Lecce | 24,683 | Serie A | Italy |
143 | TSG 1899 Hoffenheim | 24,625 | Bundesliga | Germany |
144 | SG Dynamo Dresden | 24,542 | 3. Liga | Germany 3 |
145 | Instituto Central Córdoba | 24,476 | Primera División | Argentina |
146 | Gimnasia y Esgrima La Plata | 24,181 | Primera División | Argentina |
147 | LA Galaxy | 24,106 | Major League Soccer | United States |
148 | SSC Bari | 24,060 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
149 | CA Colon | 24,048 | Primera División | Argentina |
150 | Club Tijuana | 24,045 | Liga MX | Mexico |
151 | Toulouse FC | 23,966 | Ligue 1 | France |
152 | New England Revolution | 23,940 | Major League Soccer | United States |
153 | Fulham FC | 23,746 | Premier League | England |
154 | Hammarby IF | 23,330 | Allsvenskan | Sweden |
155 | Gamba Osaka | 23,273 | J1 League | Japan |
156 | CD Toluca | 23,110 | Liga MX | Mexico |
157 | Portland Timbers | 23,103 | Major League Soccer | United States |
158 | West Bromwich Albion FC | 23,094 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
159 | Alibrex Niigata | 23,061 | J1 League | Japan |
160 | EC Vitória | 22,842 | Brasileiro Série B | Brazil 2 |
161 | FC Magdeburg | 22,664 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
162 | CF Cruz Azul | 22,629 | Liga MX | Mexico |
163 | FC Seoul | 22,634 | K League 1 | South Korea |
164 | CA Union | 22,579 | Primera División | Argentina |
165 | OGC Nice | 22,436 | Ligue 1 | France |
166 | St Louis City SC | 22,423 | Major League Soccer | United States |
167 | Vissel Kobe | 22,405 | J1 League | Japan |
168 | Bologna FC 1909 | 22,314 | Serie A | Italy |
169 | Club Athletico Paranaense | 22,283 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
170 | America de Cali | 22,268 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
171 | Los Angeles FC | 22,155 | Major League Soccer | United States |
172 | Kashima Antlers | 22,031 | J1 League | Japan |
173 | San Martín de Tucumán | 22,018 | Primera B Nacional | Argentina 2 |
174 | FC Union Berlin | 21,798 | Bundesliga | Germany |
175 | FC Basel | 21,742 | Super League | Switzerland |
176 | Club Leon | 21,723 | Liga MX | Mexico |
177 | Trabzonspor K | 21,694 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
178 | Udinese Calcio | 21,637 | Serie A | Italy |
179 | RCD Espanyol de Barcelona | 21,521 | La Liga | Spain |
180 | AS FAR | 21,467 | Botola | Morocco |
181 | AA Argentinos Juniors | 21,465 | Primera División | Argentina |
182 | Buriram United FC | 21,440 | Thai League 1 | Thailand |
183 | DSC Arminia Bielefeld | 21,357 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
184 | Legia Warszawa SA | 21,230 | Ekstraklasa | Poland |
185 | Girondins de Bordeaux FC | 21,200 | Ligue 2 | France 2 |
186 | SC Heerenveen | 21,030 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
187 | CA Penarol | 21,015 | Primera División | Uruguay |
188 | Maccabi Tel Aviv FC | 20,883 | Ligat Ha'Al | Israel |
189 | CR Vasco da Gama | 20,800 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
190 | Club Brugge KV | 20,763 | Pro League | Belgium |
191 | Austin FC | 20,738 | Major League Soccer | United States |
192 | KKS Lech Poznań | 20,736 | Ekstraklasa | Poland |
193 | San Diego Wave FC | 20,718 | NWSL | United States W |
194 | UD Las Palmas | 20,643 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
195 | Pumas UNAM | 20,619 | Liga MX | Mexico |
196 | Orlando City SC | 20,590 | Major League Soccer | United States |
197 | Real Valladolid CF | 20,578 | La Liga | Spain |
198 | Stoke City FC | 20,570 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
199 | CA Banfield | 20,544 | Primera División | Argentina |
200 | CA Huracan | 20,533 | Primera División | Argentina |
201 | Palermo FC | 20,389 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
202 | Coventry City FC | 20,385 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
203 | Bristol City FC | 20,374 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
204 | Oriente Petrolero | 20,371 | Primera División | Bolivia |
205 | Columbus Crew | 20,314 | Major League Soccer | United States |
206 | CD Popular Junior FC | 20,259 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
207 | UC Sampdoria | 20,133 | Serie A | Italy |
208 | US Salernitana 1919 | 20,068 | Serie A | Italy |
209 | Malmö FF | 20,055 | Allsvenskan | Sweden |
210 | Club Nacional de Football | 20,010 | Primera División | Uruguay |
211 | Burnley FC | 19,953 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
212 | Kawasake Frontale | 19,840 | J1 League | Japan |
213 | Elche CF | 19,812 | La Liga | Spain |
214 | FC Utrecht | 19,769 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
215 | Angel City FC | 19,756 | NWSL | United States W |
216 | CA Osasuna | 19,753 | La Liga | Spain |
217 | New York City FC | 19,673 | Major League Soccer | United States |
218 | Minnesota United FC | 19,568 | Major League Soccer | United States |
219 | Torino FC 1906 | 19,508 | Serie A | Italy |
220 | Cardiff City FC | 19,455 | EFL Championship | Wales 2 |
221 | Real Salt Lake | 19,429 | Major League Soccer | United States |
222 | Hellas Verona FC | 19,307 | Serie A | Italy |
223 | Djurgårdens IF | 19,289 | Allsvenskan | Sweden |
224 | Royal Standard de Liège | 19,249 | Pro League | Belgium |
225 | Coritiba FC | 19,206 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
226 | Watford FC | 19,172 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
227 | FK Krasnodar | 19,158 | Premʹer Liga Rossii | Russia |
228 | Millonarios FC | 19,157 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
229 | Brøndby IF | 19,141 | Superliga | Denmark |
230 | RC Deportivo de La Coruña | 19,028 | Primera Group 1 West | Spain 3 |
231 | Huddersfield Town AFC | 18,978 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
232 | Braunschweiger TSV Eintracht | 18,955 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
233 | Portland Thorns FC | 18,918 | NWSL | United States W |
234 | Philadelphia Union | 18,907 | Major League Soccer | United States |
235 | SK Rapid Wien | 18,844 | Bundesliga | Austria |
236 | Karlsruher SC | 18,838 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
237 | Bolton Wanderers FC | 18,814 | EFL League One | England 3 |
238 | Olympiakos SF Piraios | 18,719 | Super League | Greece |
239 | Sporting Kansas City | 18,616 | Major League Soccer | United States |
240 | Étoile du Sahel | 18,543 | Ligue Professionnelle | Tunisia |
241 | Real Zaragoza CD | 18,539 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
242 | FC Groningen | 18,521 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
243 | Club Puebla | 18,516 | Liga MX | Mexico |
244 | Heart of Midlothian FC | 18,501 | Premiership | Scotland |
245 | San Jose Earthquakes | 18,412 | Major League Soccer | United States |
246 | Jorge Wilstermann | 18,344 | Primera División | Bolivia |
247 | Atletico Nacional SA | 18,313 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
248 | New York Red Bulls | 18,246 | Major League Soccer | United States |
249 | Atalanta BC | 18,241 | Serie A | Italy |
250 | FC Dallas | 18,239 | Major League Soccer | United States |
251 | Ulsan Hyundai FC | 18,210 | K League 1 | South Korea |
252 | Kaizer Chiefs FC | 18,193 | Premier Division | South Africa |
253 | Chicago Fire FC | 18,170 | Major League Soccer | United States |
254 | Portsmouth FC | 18,064 | EFL League One | England 3 |
255 | Qindao Hainiu FC | 18,031 | Chinese Super League | China |
256 | Hull City AFC | 17,973 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
257 | Dalian Professional FC | 17,945 | Chinese Super League | China |
258 | Persija Jakarta | 17,824 | Liga 1 | Indonesia |
259 | Tractor SC | 17,800 | Persian Gulf Pro | Iran |
260 | Cádiz CF | 17,768 | La Liga | Spain |
261 | Bradford City AFC | 17,767 | EFL League Two | England 4 |
262 | KRC Genk | 17,638 | Pro League | Belgium |
263 | Al Nassr FC | 17,638 | Saudi Pro League | Saudi Arabia |
264 | FC 1879 St. Gallen | 17,575 | Super League | Switzerland |
265 | CF Montreal | 17,552 | Major League Soccer | Canada |
266 | DC United | 17,540 | Major League Soccer | United States |
267 | CA Tigre | 17,503 | Primera División | Argentina |
268 | Hibernian FC Edinburgh | 17,465 | Premiership | Scotland |
269 | Málaga CF | 17,477 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
270 | AS Saint-Étienne | 17,444 | Ligue 2 | France 2 |
271 | Blooming | 17,338 | Primera División | Bolivia |
272 | Inter Miami CF | 17,362 | Major League Soccer | United States |
273 | Real Sporting Gijón | 17,224 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
274 | RTS Widzew Łódź | 17,093 | Ekstraklasa | Poland |
275 | Brentford FC | 17,078 | Premier League | England |
276 | Independiente Medellin | 17,074 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
277 | Cerezo Osaka | 17,074 | J1 League | Japan |
278 | Sepahan SC | 17,067 | Persian Gulf Pro | Iran |
279 | Sydney FC | 17,008 | A-League | Australia |
280 | AZ Alkmaar | 16,967 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
281 | Adana Demirspor K | 16,929 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
282 | NAC Breda | 16,834 | Eerste Divisie | Netherlands 2 |
283 | Swansea City AFC | 16,821 | EFL Championship | Wales 2 |
284 | Birmingham City FC | 16,758 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
285 | Vancouver Whitecaps FC | 16,745 | Major League Soccer | Canada |
286 | KFK AK Ordabasy Shymkent | 16,602 | Premier Ligasy | Kazakhstan |
287 | RSC Anderlecht | 16,553 | Pro League | Belgium |
288 | Rot-Weiß Essen | 16,448 | 3. Liga | Germany 3 |
289 | Johor Darul Ta'zim FC | 16,327 | Liga 1 | Malaysia |
290 | Villarreal CF | 16,326 | La Liga | Spain |
291 | Wuhan Three Towns FC | 16,246 | Chinese Super League | China |
292 | IFK Göteborg | 16,190 | Allsvenskan | Sweden |
293 | Sanfrecce Hiroshima FC | 16,128 | J1 League | Japan |
294 | Preston North End FC | 16,119 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
295 | Vitória SC Guimarães | 16,116 | Primeira Liga | Portugal |
296 | Atlas FC | 16,089 | Liga MX | Mexico |
297 | Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo | 16,086 | J1 League | Japan |
298 | FC Metz | 15,966 | Ligue 2 | France 2 |
299 | Nantong Zhiyun FC | 15,872 | Chinese Super League | China |
300 | Henan FC | 15,866 | Chinese Super League | China |
301 | SV Darmstadt 1898 | 15,685 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
302 | Aberdeen FC | 15,636 | Premiership | Scotland |
303 | AJ Auxerre | 15,606 | Ligue 1 | France |
304 | Plymouth Argyle FC | 15,579 | EFL League One | England 3 |
305 | Changchun Yatai FC | 15,568 | Chinese Super League | China |
306 | SC de Braga | 15,490 | Primeira Liga | Portugal |
307 | FC SB | 15,485 | Liga I | Romania |
308 | Meizhou Hakka FC | 15,432 | Chinese Super League | China |
309 | Colorado Rapids | 15,409 | Major League Soccer | United States |
310 | MKS Pogoń Szczecin | 15,397 | Ekstraklasa | Poland |
311 | FC Zürich | 15,387 | Super League | Switzerland |
312 | HNK Hajduk Split | 15,345 | Hrvatska Liga | Croatia |
313 | Club Santos Laguna | 15,276 | Liga MX | Mexico |
314 | SK Brann | 15,204 | Eliteserien | Norway |
315 | Deportivo Cali | 15,143 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
316 | Guangxi Pingguo Haliao | 15,135 | China League One | China 2 |
317 | SBV Vitesse | 15,129 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
318 | Shanghai Port FC | 15,117 | Chinese Super League | China |
319 | Arsenal Women FC | 15,046 | Women's Super League | England W |
320 | Houston Dynamo FC | 15,029 | Major League Soccer | United States |
321 | TSV München 1860 | 15,000 | 3. Liga | Germany 3 |
322 | Queens Park Rangers FC | 14,977 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
323 | FC Lorient | 14,992 | Ligue 1 | France |
324 | Yanbian Longding FC | 14,923 | China League One | China 2 |
325 | Maghreb de Fès | 14,840 | Botola | Morocco |
326 | Real CD Mallorca | 14,778 | La Liga | Spain |
327 | Blackburn Rovers FC | 14,772 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
328 | Millwall FC | 14,767 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
329 | Granada CF | 14,755 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
330 | Club Atletico San Luis | 14,733 | Liga MX | Mexico |
331 | SK Slavia Praha | 14,729 | Czech First League | Czechia |
332 | Ittihad Riadi Tanger | 14,717 | Botola | Morocco |
333 | Quilmes | 14,702 | Primera B Nacional | Argentina 2 |
334 | Jamshedpur FC | 14,652 | Indian Super League | India |
335 | KS Górnik Zabrze | 14,618 | Ekstraklasa | Poland |
336 | Persepolis FC | 14,567 | Persian Gulf Pro | Iran |
337 | AGF Aarhus | 14,558 | Superliga | Denmark |
338 | East Bengal Club | 14,433 | Indian Super League | India |
339 | Shimizu S-Pulse | 14,393 | J2 League | Japan 2 |
340 | AC Sparta Praha | 14,347 | Czech First League | Czechia |
341 | RC Celta de Vigo | 14,339 | La Liga | Spain |
342 | Cuiaba EC | 14,270 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
343 | Ceará SC | 14,255 | Brasileiro Série B | Brazil 2 |
344 | Catania FC | 14,190 | Serie D Girone I | Italy 4 |
345 | Levante UD | 14,138 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
346 | Rosenborg 1917 BK | 14,098 | Eliteserien | Norway |
347 | Reading FC | 14,027 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
348 | Stade Malherbe Caen | 14,019 | Ligue 2 | France 2 |
349 | Royal Antwerp FC | 13,957 | Pro League | Belgium |
350 | CD Godoy Cruz Antonio Tomba | 13,942 | Primera División | Argentina |
351 | FK Fakel Voronezh | 13,921 | Premʹer Liga Rossii | Russia |
352 | FK Dynamo Moskva | 13,744 | Premʹer Liga Rossii | Russia |
353 | VfL Osnabrück | 13,574 | 3. Liga | Germany 3 |
354 | Charlton Athletic FC | 13,436 | EFL League One | England 3 |
355 | FK Rotor Volgograd | 13,183 | Vtoraja liga Rossii | Russia 3 |
356 | KAA Gent | 13,092 | Pro League | Belgium |
357 | Montpellier HSC | 13,804 | Ligue 1 | France |
358 | Stade de Reims | 13,739 | Ligue 1 | France |
359 | Sport Club do Recife | 13,639 | Brasileiro Série B | Brazil 2 |
360 | OL Reign | 13,610 | NWSL | United States W |
361 | Cagliari Calcio | 13,563 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
362 | US Sassuolo Calcio | 13,551 | Serie A | Italy |
363 | Thep Xanh Nam Dinh FC | 13,500 | V.League 1 | Vietnam |
364 | PEC Zwolle | 13,379 | Eerste Divisie | Netherlands 2 |
365 | Club Necaxa | 13,376 | Liga MX | Mexico |
366 | SK Sturm Graz | 13,321 | Bundesliga | Austria |
367 | Real Oviedo CF | 13,312 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
368 | Willem II Tilburg | 13,252 | Eerste Divisie | Netherlands 2 |
369 | Kyoto Sanga FC | 13,229 | J1 League | Japan |
370 | The Strongest | 13,209 | Primera División | Bolivia |
371 | Deportivo Alavés | 13,166 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
372 | Shonan Bellmare | 13,161 | J1 League | Japan |
373 | Orlando Pirates FC | 13,083 | Premier Division | South Africa |
374 | FC Juarez | 13,013 | Liga MX | Mexico |
375 | CA Central Cordoba | 12,946 | Primera División | Argentina |
376 | UD Almería | 12,942 | La Liga | Spain |
377 | Viking FK Stavanger | 12,923 | Eliteserien | Norway |
378 | Al-Adalah FC | 12,912 | Saudi Pro League | Saudi Arabia |
379 | Club Almirante Brown | 12,817 | Primera B Nacional | Argentina 2 |
380 | CA Platense | 12,798 | Primera División | Argentina |
381 | FC Luzern | 12,775 | Super League | Switzerland |
382 | Daejeon Hana Citizen | 12,772 | K League 1 | South Korea |
383 | Real Murcia CF | 12,738 | Primera Group 2 East | Spain 3 |
384 | Criciuma EC | 12,702 | Brasileiro Série B | Brazil 2 |
385 | FK Crvena Zvezda Beograd | 12,697 | SuperLiga | Serbia |
386 | Stade Brestois 29 | 12,667 | Ligue 1 | France |
387 | PFC Navbahor Namangan | 12,615 | Super League | Uzbekistan |
388 | Jeonbuk Hyundai Motors | 12,566 | K League 1 | South Korea |
389 | Rayo Vallecano de Madrid | 12,546 | La Liga | Spain |
390 | Wisła Kraków SA | 12,527 | I liga | Poland 2 |
391 | Le Havre AC | 12,504 | Ligue 2 | France 2 |
392 | Deportivo Saprissa | 12,493 | Primera División | Costa Rica |
393 | Once Caldas SA | 12,460 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
394 | Espérance de Tunis | 12,446 | Ligue Professionnelle | Tunisia |
395 | AC Monza | 12,413 | Serie A | Italy |
396 | NEC Nijmegen | 12,405 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
397 | FC RB Salzburg | 12,362 | Bundesliga | Austria |
398 | Hapoel Be'er Sheva FC | 12,262 | Ligat Ha'Al | Israel |
399 | Panathinaikos AO Athina | 12,220 | Super League | Greece |
400 | Wigan Athletic FC | 12,210 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
401 | SC Paderborn 07 | 12,203 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
402 | Blackpool FC | 12,192 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
403 | Kieler SV Holstein | 12,163 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
404 | PAOK Thessaloniki | 12,147 | Super League | Greece |
405 | FC Neftchi Fergana | 12,083 | Super League | Uzbekistan |
406 | CD Tenerife | 12,030 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
407 | Real RC Santander | 12,014 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
408 | US Cremonese | 11,986 | Serie A | Italy |
409 | KV Mechelen | 11,983 | Pro League | Belgium |
410 | FC Sochaux-Montbéliard | 11,983 | Ligue 2 | France 2 |
411 | Córdoba CF | 11,817 | Primera Group 1 West | Spain 3 |
412 | Barnsley FC | 11,807 | EFL League One | England 3 |
413 | Suwon Samsung Bluewings | 11,799 | K League 1 | South Korea |
414 | Meidericher SV 02 Duisburg | 11,778 | 3. Liga | Germany 3 |
415 | CS Emelec | 11,587 | Serie A | Ecuador |
416 | FK Austria Wien | 11,577 | Bundesliga | Austria |
417 | Club Universidad de Chile | 11,534 | Primera División | Chile |
418 | Mazatlan FC | 11,519 | Liga MX | Mexico |
419 | FK Baltika Kaliningrad | 11,504 | Pervaja Liga Rossii | Russia 2 |
420 | Getafe CF | 11,495 | La Liga | Spain |
421 | Girona FC | 11,423 | La Liga | Spain |
422 | Bengaluru FC | 11,371 | Indian Super League | India |
423 | Kansas City Current | 11,353 | NWSL | United States W |
424 | Beitar Jerusalem FC | 11,337 | Ligat Ha'Al | Israel |
425 | Frosinone Calcio | 11,322 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
426 | Clermont Foot 63 | 11,280 | Ligue 1 | France |
427 | CF Pachuca | 11,273 | Liga MX | Mexico |
428 | SpVgg. Gruether Fürth | 11,233 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
429 | Vegalta Sendai | 11,215 | J2 League | Japan 2 |
430 | América FC de Natal | 11,208 | Brasileiro Série C | Brazil 3 |
431 | CS Universitatea Craiova | 11,195 | Liga I | Romania |
432 | FC Heidenheim 1846 | 11,180 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
433 | MKE Ankaragücü SK | 11,164 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
434 | Reggina 1914 | 11,160 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
435 | Kawisha Reysol | 11,130 | J1 League | Japan |
436 | Hapoel Tel Aviv FC | 11,107 | Ligat Ha'Al | Israel |
437 | Young Africans SC | 11,097 | Premier League | Tanzania |
438 | FC Rapid Bucureşti | 11,054 | Liga I | Romania |
439 | Heracles Almelo | 10,973 | Eerste Divisie | Netherlands 2 |
440 | Daegu FC | 10,965 | K League 1 | South Korea |
441 | FK Spartak Moskva | 10,912 | Premʹer Liga Rossii | Russia |
442 | Washington Spirit | 10,876 | NWSL | United States W |
443 | Santa Cruz FC | 10,811 | Brasileiro Série D | Brazil 4 |
444 | Al Fateh SC | 10,786 | Saudi Pro League | Saudi Arabia |
445 | Western Sydney Wanderers | 10,769 | A-League | Australia |
446 | Parma Calcio | 10,752 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
447 | SSV Jahn Regensburg | 10,712 | 2. Bundesliga | Germany 2 |
448 | Sacramento Republic FC | 10,685 | USL Championship | United States 2 |
449 | FC Saarbrücken | 10,636 | 3. Liga | Germany 3 |
450 | Club Africain | 10,564 | Ligue Professionnelle | Tunisia |
451 | Louisville City FC | 10,549 | USL Championship | United States 2 |
452 | Vålerenga IF Fotball | 10,542 | Eliteserien | Norway |
453 | Rotherham United FC | 10,515 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
454 | Independiente Santa Fe | 10,457 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
455 | Júbilo Iwata | 10,446 | J2 League | Japan 2 |
456 | Ferencvárosi TC | 10,430 | Nemzeti Bajnokság I | Hungary |
457 | AntalyaSpor PFT | 10,414 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
458 | WKS Śląsk Wrocław | 10,365 | Ekstraklasa | Poland |
459 | AFC Bournemouth | 10,362 | Premier League | England |
460 | Adelaide United | 10,359 | A-League | Australia |
461 | Konyaspor K | 10,307 | Süper Lig | Turkey |
462 | CA Sarmiento | 10,305 | Primera División | Argentina |
463 | Empoli FC | 10,293 | Serie A | Italy |
464 | Sagan Tosu | 10,231 | J1 League | Japan |
465 | Sparta Rotterdam | 10,229 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
466 | FC Goa | 10,220 | Indian Super League | India |
467 | Fortuna Sittard | 10,187 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
468 | Cong An Ha Noi FC | 10,182 | V.League 1 | Vietnam |
469 | Manchester United Women FC | 10,174 | Women's Super League | England W |
470 | Olympic Club de Safi | 10,153 | Botola | Morocco |
471 | Melbourne Victory | 10,124 | A-League | Australia |
472 | Modena FC | 10,079 | Serie B | Italy 2 |
473 | MKS Korona Kielce | 10,065 | Ekstraklasa | Poland |
474 | Mamelodi Sundowns FC | 10,011 | Premier Division | South Africa |
475 | ES Troyes AC | 9,979 | Ligue 1 | France |
476 | Wrexham AFC | 9,973 | National League | Wales 5 |
477 | Clube do Remo | 9,950 | Brasileiro Série C | Brazil 3 |
478 | Hassania Agadir | 9,880 | Botola | Morocco |
479 | Shijiazhuang Gongfu FC | 9,873 | China League One | China 2 |
480 | Luton Town FC | 9,854 | EFL Championship | England 2 |
481 | SC Cambuur Leeuwarden | 9,822 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
482 | Avispa Fukuoka | 9,766 | J1 League | Japan |
483 | Angers SCO | 9,745 | Ligue 1 | France |
484 | New Mexico United | 9,736 | USL Championship | United States 2 |
485 | OB Odense | 9,731 | Superliga | Denmark |
486 | FK Kayrat Almaty | 9,705 | Premier Ligasy | Kazakhstan |
487 | Indy Eleven | 9,690 | USL Championship | United States 2 |
488 | SV Waldhof Mannheim 07 | 9,680 | 3. Liga | Germany 3 |
489 | Go Ahead Eagles Deventer | 9,679 | Eredivisie | Netherlands |
490 | Bolivar | 9,672 | Primera División | Bolivia |
491 | Sabah FC | 9,663 | Liga 1 | Malaysia |
492 | Albacete Balompié | 9,656 | Segunda División | Spain 2 |
493 | Santos FC | 9,590 | Brasileiro Série A | Brazil |
494 | De Graafschap | 9,578 | Eerste Divisie | Netherlands 2 |
495 | ES Sétif | 9,570 | Ligue Professionnelle | Algeria |
496 | Esteghlal FC | 9,567 | Persian Gulf Pro | Iran |
497 | Al Hilal SFC | 9,541 | Saudi Pro League | Saudi Arabia |
498 | Deportivo Pereira | 9,500 | Categoría Primera A | Colombia |
499 | SC Bastia | 9,479 | Ligue 2 | France 2 |
500 | Dundee United FC | 9,461 | Premiership | Scotland |
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2023.05.01 04:14 Punjavepoonpoon Americans who played abroad today: 4/29-30/23
April 29th Europe Championship (English 2nd Division) Josh Sargent (Norwich City) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Loss at West Bromwich Albion.
Scored their goal in the 41st’ (
7.5/
7.80)
1/3 shots on target, 12/17 passing Match Highlights Auston Trusty (Birmingham City on loan from Arsenal) Started at LB and played 84‘ in a 2-0 Loss at Coventry City (
7.0/
6.42)
35/46 passing Match Highlights Lynden Gooch (Sunderland AFC) Started at RB and went the full 90’ in a 2-2 draw with Watford (
6.9/
6.80)
0/1 shot on target, 54/62 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
League 1 Killian Phillips (Shrewsbury Town on loan from Crystal Palace) Started at CAM and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Loss against Sheffield Wednesday (
6.0/
6.28)
1/2 shots on target, 12/20 passing Match Highlights
League 2 Charlie Kelman (Leyton Orient on loan from QPR) Subbed on in the 58th‘ in a 3-0 Loss against Stockport County (
6.0/
5.87)
0/1 shot on target, 2/3 passing Match Highlights Oisen McEntee (Walsall FC) Started at CB and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw at Crawley Town (
6.8/
6.90)
12/24 passing
Match Highlights
Bundesliga (Germany) Jordan Pefok (Union Berlin) Started at TDY and played 77‘ in a 0-0 draw with Bayer Leverkusen (
6.3/
6.57)
0/2 shots on target, 12/16 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights John Anthony Brooks (TSG 1899 Hoffenheim) Started at CB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at RB Leipzig (
7.1/
6.65)
50/58 passing Match Highlights Timothy Chandler (Eintracht Frankfurt) Subbed on in the 66th‘ in a 1-1 draw with Augsburg (
-/
6.16)
1/3 passing Match Highlights Paxten Aaronson (Eintracht Frankfurt) Subbed on in the 89th‘ in a 1-1 draw with Augsburg (
6.5/
6.28)
4/7 passing
2. Bundesliga George Bello (Arminia Bielefeld) Subbed on in the 79th‘ in a 2-1 Loss at St.Pauli (
6.2/
6.10)
3/3 passing Nathaniel Brown (FC Nurnberg) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Loss at Hannover 96 (
6.5/
6.80)
41/51 passing, 1 chance created Ryan Malone (FC Hansa Rostock) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win at FC Kaiserslautern (
7.7/
7.27)
0/1 shot on target, 26/32 passing, 1 chance created Nils Fröling (FC Hansa Rostock) Started at LAM and played 70‘ in a 1-0 Win at FC Kaiserslautern (
7.0/
7.01)
1/2 shots on target, 10/11 passing Terrence Boyd (FC Kaiserslautern) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against FC Hansa Rostock (
6.1/
6.65)
2/3 shots on target, 10/20 passing
3. Liga Justin Butler (FC Ingolstadt) Started at LM and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against SC Verl. Picked up a yellow in the 84th’ (
-/
-)
Marcel Costly (FC Ingolstadt) Started at RB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against SC Verl
Mael Corboz (SC Verl) Started at LCM and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Loss at FC Ingolstadt. Assisted on their goal in the 70th’
Jann George (SpVgg Bayreuth) Subbed on in the 59th‘ in a 4-0 Loss against MSV Duisburg. Picked up a yellow in the 71st’ (
-/
-)
Ligue 1 (France) Timothy Weah (LOSC Lille) Subbed on in the 52nd‘ in a 3-0 Win against AC Ajaccio (
6.8/
6.47)
0/1 shot on target, 24/27 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
Ligue 2 Amir Richardson (AC Le Havre on loan from Stade Reims) Started at LCM and played 90‘ in a 2-1 Win at Caen. Picked up a red card in the 90th’ (
5.5/
-)
1/1 shot on target, 23/31 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
Liga NOS (Portugal) Alex Méndez (FC Vizela) Started at RW and played 76‘ in a 2-1 Loss against Pacos de Ferreira (
6.9/
6.70)
33/40 passing Match Highlights
Jupiler Pro League (Belgium) Marlon Fossey (Standard Liege) Started at RWB and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw at Cercle Bruges (
6.4/
6.74)
24/38 passing, 1 chance created
2.Liga (Austrian 2nd Division) Ulysses Llanez (SKN St. Pölten on loan from VfL Wolfsburg) Subbed on in the 46th‘ in a 3-0 Win at Dornbirn. Assisted on their second goal in the 49th’ (
-/
-)
Yannick Scheidegger (SKN St. Pölten) Subbed on in the 80th‘ in a 3-0 Win at Dornbirn
Super Lig (Turkiye) Haji Wright (Antalyaspor) Started at ST and played 83‘ in a 1-0 Win at Fatih Karagümrük (
6.9/
6.40)
0/1 shot on target, 6/8 passing Match Highlights
NordicBet Liga (Danish 2nd Division) José Gallegos (SønderjyskE FC) Started at RW and played 75‘ in a 3-0 Loss against Hvidovre (
6.3/
-)
12/22 passing, 1 chance created
Super League 1 (Greece) Caleb Stanko (PAS Lamia) Subbed on in the 68th‘ in a 0-0 draw at Asteras Tripolis. Picked up a yellow in the 88th’ (
5.9/
-)
7/10 passing
Allsvenskan (Sweden) Kristoffer Lund (BK Hacken) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against IFK Varnamo (
7.6/
-)
0/2 shots on target, 39/42 passing, 3 chances created Match Highlights Tomas Totland (BK Hacken) Subbed on in the 76th‘ in a 3-1 Win against IFK Varnamo (
6.4/
-)
10/11 passing
Fortuna Liga (Slovakia) Lucas Demitra (Zlate Moravce on loan from AS Trencin) Started at RW and played 56‘ in a 1-0 Win against Ruzomberok (
-/
-)
Prva Liga (Slovenia) Darick Kobie Morris (NS Mura) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against NK Bravo. Picked up a yellow in the 15th’ (
-/
-)
Match Highlights
Veikkausliiga (Finland) Anthony Herbert (FC Haka) Subbed on in the 46th‘ in a 2-0 Loss at HJK (
-/
-)
Match Highlights Jack de Vries (FC KTP on loan from Venezia FC) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Ilves. Picked up a yellow in the 79th’ (
-/
-)
Match Highlights
Ykkonen Kyle Curinga (KPV) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at MP (
-/
-)
Match Highlights
Úrvalsdeild Karla (Iceland) Aron Jóhannsson (Valur Reykjavik) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 3-2 Win against Stjarnan. Picked up a yellow in the 78th’ (
-/-)
1.CFL (Montenegro) Danilo Radjen (FK Iskra) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 3-2 Win at FK Arsenal Tivat. Scored their second goal in the 43rd’ (
-/
-)
Luka Malešević (OFK Petrovac) Started at LWB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Jezero. Picked up a yellow in the 37th’ (
-/
-)
April 30th Europe Premier league (England) Weston Mckennie (Leeds United on loan from Juventus FC) Started at RCM and played 70‘ in a 4-1 Loss at Bournemouth (
6.3/
6.01)
22/26 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights Antonee Robinson (Fulham) Started at LB and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Loss against Manchester City (
7.5/
6.89) 34/45 passing
Match Highlights Tim Ream (Fulham) Started at LCB and played 21‘ because of injury in a 2-1 Loss against Manchester City (
5.5/
5.47)
4/4 passing, 1 conceded penalty
Championship Jaheim Headley (Huddersfield Town) Started at LW and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Win at Cardiff City (
7.6/
7.12)
0/2 shots on target, 9/13 passing
La Liga (Spain) Yunus Musah (Valencia CF) Started at RCM and played 55‘ in a 2-1 Loss at Cadiz (
6.2/
6.13)
9/10 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights Luca de la Torre (Celta Vigo) Started at RM and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Loss at Villareal (
6.8/
6.19)
19/23 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
3. Liga (German 3rd Division) Nico Carrera (FSV Zwickau on loan from Holstein Kiel) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 4-3 Loss at VfL Osnabrück. Picked up a yellow in the 39th’ (
-/
-)
Match Highlights Mansour Ouro-Tagba (1860 Munich) Subbed on in the 46th‘ for his debut in a 2-0 Loss against Saarbrucken. Picked up a yellow in the 59th’ (
-/
-)
Match Highlights Isaiah Young (RW Essen) Started at LAM and played 80‘ in a 0-0 draw with Oldenburg (
-/
-)
Match Highlights
Ligue 1 (France) Folarin Balogun (Stade de Reims on loan from Arsenal) Started at ST and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss at Clermont Foot. Picked up a yellow in the 80th’ (
6.0/
5.97)
1/2 shots on target, 15/17 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights Erik Palmer-Brown (ES Troyes AC) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Loss against Nice (
5.8/
6.40)
1/1 shot on target, 36/39 passing Match Highlights
Liga NOS (Portugal) Reggie Cannon (Boavista FC) Started at RB and played 82‘ in a 1-0 Loss at FC Porto (
6.1/
6.10)
16/20 passing Match Highlights
Jupiler Pro League (Belgium) Mark McKenzie (KRC Genk) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win against Club Bruges. Scored the game winner in the 56th’ (
7.9/
7.43)
1/1 shot on target, 49/55 passing
SFA Cup - Semi-finals (Scotland) Cameron Carter-Vickers (Celtic FC) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Rangers FC (
-/
-)
Match Highlights Malik Tillman (Rangers FC on loan from Bayern Munich) Started at CAM and played 36‘ in a 1-0 Loss against Celtic FC
Bundesliga (Austria) Sebastian Soto (SK Austria Klagenfurt) Subbed on in the 54th‘ in a 4-0 Loss at LASK (
6.5/
-)
1/1 shot on target, 6/10 passing
Eliteserien (Norway) Samuel Rogers (Rosenborg BK) Started at LCB and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw at Odds Ballklubb. Won Player of the Match (
7.7/
-)
66/77 passing Ísak Snaer Thorvaldsson (Rosenborg BK) Started at ST and played 46‘ in a 0-0 draw at Odds Ballklubb (
6.0/
-)
0/1 shot on target, 7/10 passing Kobe Hernández-Foster (Hamarkameratene) Subbed on in the 79th‘ in a 7-3 Loss at Viking (
6.3/
-)
9/10 passing
1.HNL (Croatia) Rokas Pukštas (Hajduk Split) Started at RCM and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw with Dinamo Zagreb (
6.3/
-)
5/11 passing Match Highlights
Allsvenskan (Sweden) Joe Gyau (Degerfors IF) Started at LWB and went the full 90’ in a 2-1 Win against Djurgarden. Picked up a yellow in the 90th’ (
7.0/
-)
21/28 passing Match Highlights
Superettan Marcelo Palomino (AFC Eskilstuna) Started at LCM and went the full 90’ in a 3-0 Loss at Orebro. Picked up a yellow in the 90th’ (
-/
-)
Betri-Delldin (Faroe Islands) Antonio Chavez Borelli (AB Argir) Started at GK and went the full 90’ in a 0-0 draw with TB Tvoroyri (
-/
-)
Aidan Liu (B68 Toftir) Started at RCB and went the full 90’ in a 3-1 Win at Fuglafjordur (
-/
-)
South America Serie A (Brazil) Johnny (Sport Club Internacional) Started at RCM and went the full 90’ in a 1-0 Win against Gioas (
7.1/
7.02)
46/52 passing, 1 chance created Match Highlights
Liga 1 (Peru) Matías Succar (CA Mannucci) Started at RST and went the full 90’ in a 2-0 Win against Union Comercio.
Scored the game winner in the 36th’ (
-/
-)
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2022.11.30 23:13 ChickenInASuit "Albums You Might Have Missed" 2022 Masterlist - Progressive Metal (plus a couple of related genres)
Hello all!
I’ve been doing a series of “Albums You Might Have Missed” posts across multiple subs this year, this one included. Seeing as my workload is due to increase to a level that I won’t be able to discover much more music before New Year’s Eve, I decided it was time to do some big masterlist posts compiling all the albums I’d posted about.
The list below contains all of the progressive metal albums I've included in my past posts. I also went ahead and included my list of post-metal albums, as I believe there is a decent amount of crossover between fans of the two genres. Additionally, I have included my list of technical death metal albums, as there were a decent number of bands that could have gone in either that or the progressive metal category and I thought it would be a shame to not include all of them*.
The lists are organized alphabetically by band name, with subgenre breakdowns and FFOs included, accompanied by links to spotify and, if available, Bandcamp pages. (Check my profile for posts containing other genres, several of which have already been made, and a couple more are yet to come).
Requirements in this post are that a) the album had to have been released in 2022, and b) the band can’t have more than approximately 2,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.**
Each subgenre heading is followed by a link to a big Spotify compilation playlist containing all the albums mentioned below it.
Enjoy!
*You'll notice that both lists contain bands described as "Progressive Technical Death Metal" - the distinction in this case is somewhat arbitrary, with bands I felt fell more into the technical genre going into the tech list and the bands better described as progressive going into the progressive list. The techdeath list also contains non-progressive bands despite them not being super relevant to this sub, which will be made clear in the descriptions - chalk that one up to laziness, and my not wanting to clog up my collection of Spotify Masterlists by creating two separate ones for this post and yesterday's post in
/technicaldeathmetal. I've provided the descriptions/details for these bands anyway.
**Note that this stat is from at the time that the original post was made - some of them may have increased their listeners in the months and weeks that followed.
Note: Simply due to my own personal taste leading me to more bands of this nature, I'm afraid there are very few albums in here that are going to be absent of harsh vocals. Hopefully the FFOs and descriptions should make it clear which ones are, but feel free to hit me up in the comments for further clarification. Progressive Metal (
Spotify Masterlist)
Addikth - Visions (Moscow, Russia)
Progressive Groove Metal, FFO: Gojira, Stoned God,
YouTube Music/
Spotify Ahasver - Causa Sui (Occitanie, France)
Progressive, sludge-influenced metalcore, FFO: DVNE, Becoming the Archetype
Bandcamp/
Spotify ANIMÅRUM - The Gaian Mind (Union City, New Jersey, USA)
Technical Prog/Death with some Djent influences, FFO: WAIT, Deviant Process, Persefone
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Antichrist Imperium - Volume III: Satan In His Original Glory (London, England)
Progressive Black/Death Metal, FFO: Ackerkocke, Opeth
Bandcamp/
Spotify Etrange - Enigme (France)
Instrumental Progressive Metal, FFO: Animals As Leaders
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Final Sleep - Vessels Of Grief (Troy, New York, USA)
Progressive Death/Doom Metal, FFO: Temple of Void, Daylight Dies
Bandcamp/
Spotify Fall of Stasis - The Chronophagist (Montréal, Quebec, Canada)
Progressive Blackened Melodic Death Metal with Folk Metal influences, FFO: Burned in Effigy, The Devils of Loudun, IATT
Bandcamp/
Spotify Flummox - Rephlummoxed (Nashville, Tennessee, USA)
Described by Metal Archives as “Avant-garde/StoneDoom Metal, Progressive/Psychedelic Metal” and y'know what, that's better than any description I can come up with. FFO: Diablo Swing Orchestra, The Melvins, Mr. Bungle
Bandcamp/
Spotify Hypermass - Empyrean (Trondheim, Norway)
Prog/Death with Technical and Groove elements, FFO: Stoned God, Target, Omnivortex
Bandcamp/
Spotify IATT - Magnum Opus (Philadelphia, PA, USA)
Progressive, Blackened Melodic Death Metal, FFO: A Novelist, Ne Obliviscaris, Persefone
Bandcamp/
Spotify Izthmi - Leaving This World, Leaving It All Behind (Seattle, Washington, USA)
Progressive/Atmospheric Black Metal, FFO: Tómarúm, Ashenspire
Bandcamp/
Spotify Kimaera - Imperivm (Beirut, Lebanon)
Progressive Sypmhonic Melodic Death Metal with Folk elements, FFO: Persefone, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/
Spotify Needless - The Cosmic Cauldron (Dánszentmiklós, Hungary)
Progressive Technical Death Metal with Thrash and Blackened elements, FFO: Ophidian I, Hellbore, Slugdge
Bandcamp/
Spotify Neurotic Machinery - A Loathsome Aberration (Plzeň Region, Czechia)
Progressive Death Metal with a lot of Groove influence, FFO: Gojira, Omnivortex, Stoned God
Bandcamp/
Spotify Red Rot - Mal de Vivre (Oakland, California, USA)
Broadly speaking Prog/Death but with a lot of other genres thrown in such as Sludge and Hardcore. FFO: Owls-era Rivers of Nihil, Precambrian-era The Ocean, Cult of Luna.
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Sluagh - Enivid Creatures (Dublin, Ireland)
Symphonic/Progressive Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, SepticFlesh, Promethean
Bandcamp/
Spotify SIKASA - Matter Earth (Šibenik, Croatia)
Blackened Progressive/Post-Metal, FFO: IATT, Parius
Bandcamp/
Spotify Super Satan - Celestial (yes, the name is terrible - please don't let that put you off!) (Kaufbeuren, Germany)
Progressive Blackened Death Metal with Goth Metal influences, FFO: Orphanage, Moonspell, Numenorean
Bandcamp/[Spotify](
https://open.spotify.com/album/7r2iG28GqBs643qUasmsNA?si=475d2e72b7bc4d36 Tranzat - Ouh La La (Brittany, France)
Progressive Sludge/Stoner Metal FFO: Boss Keloid, DVNE, Devin Townsend
Bandcamp/
Spotify Virocracy - Ecophagia (Stuttgart, Germany)
Progressive TechDeath/Thrash, FFO: Late-era Death, Hellbore
Bandcamp/
Spotify WAIT - The End of Noise (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Death with a little bit of djent, FFO: Cynic, Meshugga, Alkaloid
Bandcamp/
Spotify Post-Metal (
Spotify Masterlist)
Abraham - Débris de mondes perdus (Lausanne, Switzerland)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal/Post-Hardcore, FFO: Cult of Luna, Isis, Jesu
Bandcamp/
Spotify Absent In Body - Plague God (Multiple countries)
Collaboration between Scott Kelly of Neurosis, Igor Cavalera of Sepultura, and Mathieu and Colin from Amenra, playing a hybrid of sludge, post-metal and industrial. FFO: Those bands (beside Sepultura), Cult of Luna, GGGOLDDDD.
Bandcamp/
Spotify Axioma - Sepsis (Cleveland, Ohio)
Post-black/Doom Metal. FFO: King Apathy, A Storm of Light, Magnatar
Bandcamp/
Spotify Besna - Zverstvá (Bratislava, Slovakia)
In their own words: "Pressburger icecold gale will whip you with mournful melodies and mad screams from the Carpatian underneath."
For those of us that don't speak Lovecraftian Press Release, they're Post-Black Metal . FO: Tomarum, Ihsahn, Thy Catafalque
Bandcamp/
Spotify black particles - loss function (Budapest, Hungary)
Instrumental Post-Black/Post-Rock with Shoegaze elements. FFO: Yenisei, Pelican, Cloudkicker
Bandcamp/
Spotify Cavernlight - As I Cast Ruin Upon the Lens That Reveals My Every Flaw (Wisconsin, USA)
Post-Metal/Drone/Sludge. FFO: Vital Spirit, Gâte, Chrch
Bandcamp/
Spotify Distraction - Lost In Time Lost In Madness (Hamburg, Germany)
In their own words: "Distraction is driven by quarrels with inner demons, emotional abrasions and their discontent with society. Weltschmerz, emergence, melancholy and relentlessness are reflecting their dark sound, which oscillate between Post- and Melodic Death Metal". FFO: Flourishing, Saeva
Bandcamp/
Spotify Ebola - Red Heaven (Oita, Japan)
Raw, Depressive Post-Black Metal. FFO: No Point In Living, Deadlife, My Useless Life
Bandcamp/
Spotify Gloson - The Rift (Halmstad, Sweden)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal. FFO: Kurokuma, Cult of Luna, Neurosis
Bandcamp/
Spotify Thought Trials - Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing (Buffalo, NY)
Blackened Post-Rock. FFO: Alcest, The Sun Burns Bright, Thought Tempo
Bandcamp/
Spotify Technical Death Metal (
Spotify Masterlist)
Aethereus - Leiden (Tacoma, Washington, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fallujah, Virvum, Obscura, Inferi
Bandcamp/
Spotify Anchillys - Elan Vital (ZH, Netherlands)
Hyper fast-paced Tech/Death FFO: Archspire, Inferi, with occasional tribal influences ala Sepultura
Bandcamp/
Spotify Azaab - Summoning the Cataclysm (Islamabad, Pakistan)
Groove-laden Technical Death Metal, FFO: Decapitated, Stoned God
Bandcamp/
Spotify Beyond the Structure - Scrutiny (Tallinn, Estonia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Beneath The Massacre, Pyrrhon, Artificial Brain
Bandcamp/
Spotify Darkside of Humanity - Brace for Tragedy (California)
Technical Brutal Death Metal with Melodic touches, FFO: Rejuvenation, Exocrine, Psycroptic
YouTube Music/
Spotify Dawn of Creation - Self-Destructive Matters (Vranje, Serbia)
Technical groove/death with a lil bit of dissonance to it. FFO: Decapitated, Vampire Squid
YouTube Music/
Spotify DeathFuckingCunt - Decadent Perversity (Perth, Australia)
Technical/Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Sunless, Inanimate Existence, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/
Spotify Djin - Science of Thought (Medan, Indonesia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Brain Drill, Origin, Beneath The Massacre
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Eating Cave - Ingurgitate (Virginia Beach, Virginia)
Technical Death Metal/Deathcore hybrid with a touch of slam, FFO: Xenobiotic, All Shall Perish
Bandcamp/
Spotify Eciton - The Autocatalytic Process (Copenhagen, Denmark)
TechDeath with OSDM influences, FFO: Baphomet, Krisiun
YouTube Music/
Spotify Embryonic Devourment - Heresy of the Highest Order (Willits, California, USA)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Deeds of Flesh, Visceral Bleeding,
Bandcamp/
Spotify Greylotus - Dawnfall (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal/Deathcore, FFO: Spire of Lazarus, Godeater, Plaguebringer
Bandcamp/
Spotify Godless Truth - s/t (Olomouc, Czechia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Hideous Divinity, Abysmal Dawn, Arkaik
Bandcamp/
Spotify Hellbore - Panopticon (UK/USA)
Progressive/Technical Death, FFO: Alkaloid, Allegaeon, Rivers of Nihil
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Last of Lucy - Moksha (Huntington Beach, California, USA)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: The Faceless, Archspire
Bandcamp/
Spotify Rejuvenation - Crystalline (Sofia, Bulgaria)
Technical/Progressive Death Metal with occasional deathcore moments, FFO: Vampire Squid, Flub, The Last of Lucy
Bandcamp/
Spotify Sonivinos - Sonicated Intravaginal Insemination in Numbers (USA/France/Belgium)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Cytotoxin, Unfathomable Ruination, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/
Spotify Sonus Mortis - Collapse the Mountain (Dublin, Ireland)
Progressive, symphonic death/doom with a blackened edge, FFO: Hath, Slugdge
Bandcamp/
Spotify Symbiotic - Ars Moriendi (León, Mexico)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Æpoch, Sutrah, The Ritual Aura
Bandcamp/
Spotify Sun Eater - Vermin (Reims, France)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Ominous Ruin, Serocs, DeathFuckingCunt
Bandcamp/
Spotify https://suneaterdeathmetal.bandcamp.com/ Texas Ketamine - s/t (Boise, Idaho, USA)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: 200 Stab Wounds, Serocs, The Eating Cave
Bandcamp/
Spotify Wrath of the Nebula - The Ruthless Leviathan (Cannes, France)
Symphonic Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/
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2022.11.30 23:13 ChickenInASuit "Albums You Might Have Missed" 2022 Masterlist - Progressive Metal (plus a couple of related genres)
Hello all!
I’ve been doing a series of “Albums You Might Have Missed” posts across multiple subs this year, this one included. Seeing as my workload is due to increase to a level that I won’t be able to discover much more music before New Year’s Eve, I decided it was time to do some big masterlist posts compiling all the albums I’d posted about.
The list below contains all of the progressive metal albums I've included in my past posts. I also went ahead and included my list of post-metal albums, as I believe there is a decent amount of crossover between fans of the two genres. Additionally, I have included my list of technical death metal albums, as there were a decent number of bands that could have gone in either that or the progressive metal category and I thought it would be a shame to not include all of them*.
The lists are organized alphabetically by band name, with subgenre breakdowns and FFOs included, accompanied by links to spotify and, if available, Bandcamp pages. (Check my profile for posts containing other genres, several of which have already been made, and a couple more are yet to come).
Requirements in this post are that a) the album had to have been released in 2022, and b) the band can’t have more than approximately 2,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.**
Each subgenre heading is followed by a link to a big Spotify compilation playlist containing all the albums mentioned below it.
Enjoy!
*You'll notice that both lists contain bands described as "Progressive Technical Death Metal" - the distinction in this case is somewhat arbitrary, with bands I felt fell more into the technical genre going into the tech list and the bands better described as progressive going into the progressive list. The techdeath list also contains non-progressive bands despite them not being super relevant to this sub, which will be made clear in the descriptions - chalk that one up to laziness, and my not wanting to clog up my collection of Spotify Masterlists by creating two separate ones for this post and yesterday's post in
/technicaldeathmetal. I've provided the descriptions/details for these bands anyway.
**Note that this stat is from at the time that the original post was made - some of them may have increased their listeners in the months and weeks that followed.
Note: Simply due to my own personal taste leading me to more bands of this nature, I'm afraid there are very few albums in here that are going to be absent of harsh vocals. Hopefully the FFOs and descriptions should make it clear which ones are, but feel free to hit me up in the comments for further clarification. Progressive Metal (
Spotify Masterlist)
Addikth - Visions (Moscow, Russia)
Progressive Groove Metal, FFO: Gojira, Stoned God,
YouTube Music/
Spotify Ahasver - Causa Sui (Occitanie, France)
Progressive, sludge-influenced metalcore, FFO: DVNE, Becoming the Archetype
Bandcamp/
Spotify ANIMÅRUM - The Gaian Mind (Union City, New Jersey, USA)
Technical Prog/Death with some Djent influences, FFO: WAIT, Deviant Process, Persefone
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Antichrist Imperium - Volume III: Satan In His Original Glory (London, England)
Progressive Black/Death Metal, FFO: Ackerkocke, Opeth
Bandcamp/
Spotify Etrange - Enigme (France)
Instrumental Progressive Metal, FFO: Animals As Leaders
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Final Sleep - Vessels Of Grief (Troy, New York, USA)
Progressive Death/Doom Metal, FFO: Temple of Void, Daylight Dies
Bandcamp/
Spotify Fall of Stasis - The Chronophagist (Montréal, Quebec, Canada)
Progressive Blackened Melodic Death Metal with Folk Metal influences, FFO: Burned in Effigy, The Devils of Loudun, IATT
Bandcamp/
Spotify Flummox - Rephlummoxed (Nashville, Tennessee, USA)
Described by Metal Archives as “Avant-garde/StoneDoom Metal, Progressive/Psychedelic Metal” and y'know what, that's better than any description I can come up with. FFO: Diablo Swing Orchestra, The Melvins, Mr. Bungle
Bandcamp/
Spotify Hypermass - Empyrean (Trondheim, Norway)
Prog/Death with Technical and Groove elements, FFO: Stoned God, Target, Omnivortex
Bandcamp/
Spotify IATT - Magnum Opus (Philadelphia, PA, USA)
Progressive, Blackened Melodic Death Metal, FFO: A Novelist, Ne Obliviscaris, Persefone
Bandcamp/
Spotify Izthmi - Leaving This World, Leaving It All Behind (Seattle, Washington, USA)
Progressive/Atmospheric Black Metal, FFO: Tómarúm, Ashenspire
Bandcamp/
Spotify Kimaera - Imperivm (Beirut, Lebanon)
Progressive Sypmhonic Melodic Death Metal with Folk elements, FFO: Persefone, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/
Spotify Needless - The Cosmic Cauldron (Dánszentmiklós, Hungary)
Progressive Technical Death Metal with Thrash and Blackened elements, FFO: Ophidian I, Hellbore, Slugdge
Bandcamp/
Spotify Neurotic Machinery - A Loathsome Aberration (Plzeň Region, Czechia)
Progressive Death Metal with a lot of Groove influence, FFO: Gojira, Omnivortex, Stoned God
Bandcamp/
Spotify Red Rot - Mal de Vivre (Oakland, California, USA)
Broadly speaking Prog/Death but with a lot of other genres thrown in such as Sludge and Hardcore. FFO: Owls-era Rivers of Nihil, Precambrian-era The Ocean, Cult of Luna.
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Sluagh - Enivid Creatures (Dublin, Ireland)
Symphonic/Progressive Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, SepticFlesh, Promethean
Bandcamp/
Spotify SIKASA - Matter Earth (Šibenik, Croatia)
Blackened Progressive/Post-Metal, FFO: IATT, Parius
Bandcamp/
Spotify Sonus Mortis - Collapse the Mountain (Dublin, Ireland)
Progressive, symphonic death/doom with a blackened edge, FFO: Hath, Slugdge
Bandcamp/
Spotify Super Satan - Celestial (yes, the name is terrible - please don't let that put you off!) (Kaufbeuren, Germany)
Progressive Blackened Death Metal with Goth Metal influences, FFO: Orphanage, Moonspell, Numenorean
Bandcamp/[Spotify](
https://open.spotify.com/album/7r2iG28GqBs643qUasmsNA?si=475d2e72b7bc4d36 Tranzat - Ouh La La (Brittany, France)
Progressive Sludge/Stoner Metal FFO: Boss Keloid, DVNE, Devin Townsend
Bandcamp/
Spotify Virocracy - Ecophagia (Stuttgart, Germany)
Progressive TechDeath/Thrash, FFO: Late-era Death, Hellbore
Bandcamp/
Spotify WAIT - The End of Noise (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Death with a little bit of djent, FFO: Cynic, Meshugga, Alkaloid
Bandcamp/
Spotify Post-Metal (
Spotify Masterlist)
Abraham - Débris de mondes perdus (Lausanne, Switzerland)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal/Post-Hardcore, FFO: Cult of Luna, Isis, Jesu
Bandcamp/
Spotify Absent In Body - Plague God (Multiple countries)
Collaboration between Scott Kelly of Neurosis, Igor Cavalera of Sepultura, and Mathieu and Colin from Amenra, playing a hybrid of sludge, post-metal and industrial. FFO: Those bands (beside Sepultura), Cult of Luna, GGGOLDDDD.
Bandcamp/
Spotify Axioma - Sepsis (Cleveland, Ohio)
Post-black/Doom Metal. FFO: King Apathy, A Storm of Light, Magnatar
Bandcamp/
Spotify Besna - Zverstvá (Bratislava, Slovakia)
In their own words: "Pressburger icecold gale will whip you with mournful melodies and mad screams from the Carpatian underneath."
For those of us that don't speak Lovecraftian Press Release, they're Post-Black Metal . FO: Tomarum, Ihsahn, Thy Catafalque
Bandcamp/
Spotify black particles - loss function (Budapest, Hungary)
Instrumental Post-Black/Post-Rock with Shoegaze elements. FFO: Yenisei, Pelican, Cloudkicker
Bandcamp/
Spotify Cavernlight - As I Cast Ruin Upon the Lens That Reveals My Every Flaw (Wisconsin, USA)
Post-Metal/Drone/Sludge. FFO: Vital Spirit, Gâte, Chrch
Bandcamp/
Spotify Distraction - Lost In Time Lost In Madness (Hamburg, Germany)
In their own words: "Distraction is driven by quarrels with inner demons, emotional abrasions and their discontent with society. Weltschmerz, emergence, melancholy and relentlessness are reflecting their dark sound, which oscillate between Post- and Melodic Death Metal". FFO: Flourishing, Saeva
Bandcamp/
Spotify Ebola - Red Heaven (Oita, Japan)
Raw, Depressive Post-Black Metal. FFO: No Point In Living, Deadlife, My Useless Life
Bandcamp/
Spotify Gloson - The Rift (Halmstad, Sweden)
Atmospheric Sludge/Post-Metal. FFO: Kurokuma, Cult of Luna, Neurosis
Bandcamp/
Spotify Thought Trials - Full of Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing (Buffalo, NY)
Blackened Post-Rock. FFO: Alcest, The Sun Burns Bright, Thought Tempo
Bandcamp/
Spotify Technical Death Metal (
Spotify Masterlist)
Aethereus - Leiden (Tacoma, Washington, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fallujah, Virvum, Obscura, Inferi
Bandcamp/
Spotify Anchillys - Elan Vital (ZH, Netherlands)
Hyper fast-paced Tech/Death FFO: Archspire, Inferi, with occasional tribal influences ala Sepultura
Bandcamp/
Spotify Azaab - Summoning the Cataclysm (Islamabad, Pakistan)
Groove-laden Technical Death Metal, FFO: Decapitated, Stoned God
Bandcamp/
Spotify Beyond the Structure - Scrutiny (Tallinn, Estonia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Beneath The Massacre, Pyrrhon, Artificial Brain
Bandcamp/
Spotify Darkside of Humanity - Brace for Tragedy (California)
Technical Brutal Death Metal with Melodic touches, FFO: Rejuvenation, Exocrine, Psycroptic
YouTube Music/
Spotify Dawn of Creation - Self-Destructive Matters (Vranje, Serbia)
Technical groove/death with a lil bit of dissonance to it. FFO: Decapitated, Vampire Squid
YouTube Music/
Spotify DeathFuckingCunt - Decadent Perversity (Perth, Australia)
Technical/Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Sunless, Inanimate Existence, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/
Spotify Djin - Science of Thought (Medan, Indonesia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Brain Drill, Origin, Beneath The Massacre
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Eating Cave - Ingurgitate (Virginia Beach, Virginia)
Technical Death Metal/Deathcore hybrid with a touch of slam, FFO: Xenobiotic, All Shall Perish
Bandcamp/
Spotify Eciton - The Autocatalytic Process (Copenhagen, Denmark)
TechDeath with OSDM influences, FFO: Baphomet, Krisiun
YouTube Music/
Spotify Embryonic Devourment - Heresy of the Highest Order (Willits, California, USA)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Deeds of Flesh, Visceral Bleeding,
Bandcamp/
Spotify Greylotus - Dawnfall (Baltimore, Maryland, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal/Deathcore, FFO: Spire of Lazarus, Godeater, Plaguebringer
Bandcamp/
Spotify Godless Truth - s/t (Olomouc, Czechia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Hideous Divinity, Abysmal Dawn, Arkaik
Bandcamp/
Spotify Hellbore - Panopticon (UK/USA)
Progressive/Technical Death, FFO: Alkaloid, Allegaeon, Rivers of Nihil
Bandcamp/
Spotify The Last of Lucy - Moksha (Huntington Beach, California, USA)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: The Faceless, Archspire
Bandcamp/
Spotify Rejuvenation - Crystalline (Sofia, Bulgaria)
Technical/Progressive Death Metal with occasional deathcore moments, FFO: Vampire Squid, Flub, The Last of Lucy
Bandcamp/
Spotify Sonivinos - Sonicated Intravaginal Insemination in Numbers (USA/France/Belgium)
Brutal Technical Death Metal, FFO: Cytotoxin, Unfathomable Ruination, Hour of Penance
Bandcamp/
Spotify Symbiotic - Ars Moriendi (León, Mexico)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Æpoch, Sutrah, The Ritual Aura
Bandcamp/
Spotify Sun Eater - Vermin (Reims, France)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Ominous Ruin, Serocs, DeathFuckingCunt
Bandcamp/
Spotify https://suneaterdeathmetal.bandcamp.com/ Texas Ketamine - s/t (Boise, Idaho, USA)
Technical Brutal Death Metal, FFO: 200 Stab Wounds, Serocs, The Eating Cave
Bandcamp/
Spotify Wrath of the Nebula - The Ruthless Leviathan (Cannes, France)
Symphonic Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fleshgod Apocalypse, Septicflesh
Bandcamp/
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2022.11.30 02:22 ChickenInASuit "Albums You Might Have Missed" 2022 Masterlist - Technical Death Metal (Plus some extra Progressive stuff)
Hello all!
I’ve been doing a series of “Albums You Might Have Missed” posts across multiple subs this year, this one included. Seeing as my workload is due to increase to a level that I won’t be able to discover much more music before New Year’s Eve, I decided it was time to do some big masterlist posts compiling all the albums I’d posted about.
The list below contains all of the technical death metal albums I've included in my past posts. I also went ahead and included my list of
progressive metal albums, as there were a decent number of bands that could have gone in either category and I thought it would be a shame to not include all of them*. They are organized alphabetically by band name, with subgenre breakdowns and FFOs included, accompanied by links to spotify and, if available, Bandcamp pages. (Check my profile for posts containing other genres, several of which have already been made, and a couple more are yet to come).
Requirements in this post are that a) the album had to have been released in 2022, and b) the band can’t have more than approximately 2,000 monthly listeners on Spotify.**
Each subgenre heading is followed by a link to a big Spotify compilation playlist containing all the albums mentioned below it.
Enjoy!
*You'll notice that both lists contain bands described as "Progressive Technical Death Metal" - the distinction in this case is somewhat arbitrary, with bands I felt fell more into the technical genre going into the tech list and the bands better described as progressive going into the progressive list. The progressive list also contains non-techdeath bands despite them not being super relevant to this sub, which will be made clear in the descriptions - chalk that one up to laziness, and my not wanting to clog up my collection of Spotify Masterlists by creating two separate ones for this post and the upcoming post in
/progmetal. I've provided the descriptions/details for these bands anyway.
**Note that this stat is from at the time that the original post was made - some of them may have increased their listeners in the months and weeks that followed.
Technical Death Metal (
Spotify Masterlist)
Aethereus - Leiden (Tacoma, Washington, USA)
Progressive Technical Death Metal, FFO: Fallujah, Virvum, Obscura, Inferi
Bandcamp/
Spotify Anchillys - Elan Vital (ZH, Netherlands)
Hyper fast-paced Tech/Death FFO: Archspire, Inferi, with occasional tribal influences ala Sepultura
Bandcamp/
Spotify Azaab - Summoning the Cataclysm (Islamabad, Pakistan)
Groove-laden Technical Death Metal, FFO: Decapitated, Stoned God
Bandcamp/
Spotify Beyond the Structure - Scrutiny (Tallinn, Estonia)
Technical Death Metal, FFO: Beneath The Massacre, Pyrrhon, Artificial Brain
Bandcamp/
Spotify Darkside of Humanity - Brace for Tragedy (California)
Technical Brutal Death Metal with Melodic touches, FFO: Rejuvenation, Exocrine, Psycroptic
YouTube Music/
Spotify Dawn of Creation - Self-Destructive Matters (Vranje, Serbia)
Technical groove/death with a lil bit of dissonance to it. FFO: Decapitated, Vampire Squid
YouTube Music/
Spotify DeathFuckingCunt - Decadent Perversity (Perth, Australia)
Technical/Brutal Death Metal, FFO: Sunless, Inanimate Existence, Hour of Penance
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2022.10.07 05:00 TheSeminalTragedy Chapter Two, Section 7
The Toermectist recorded with perfect precision these events as the atoms for which were wedded for those few moments to invoke the image of a broken son of a god, slowly disintegrated their unified bonds as the scream of pain and the arching light dissipated, creating a haunting image for the officers. The radiance was then dispelled from the air, allowing the darkness of the toermeruc to once more be the dominant force and the reflection of the disturbing radiance trample about the golden webbed eyes of the Nighmereons. The communication channels howled the exclamations of the crew, noting the signs of male and female images screaming and prostrated in pain, which averted the officers and Toermectist from the sight as he then spoke with hidden terror
[“Alert Pojiqeshantintist to return to base power consumption and review the vessel for any damage inflicted. I must report to local command of what has been indentured in our survey. Speak not what occurred outside this vessel, do you comprehend officers?”]
The Pojiqeshantintist then interjected before the communications link was severed with surprise and interest enunciated the speech, rather than conveyed
[“Shields on the belly have been distorted with the outer hull having received damage, minor but if that ray collided with us by a few degrees, the whole vessel would have been compromised for the atoms have been disassembled on the outer hull. I recommend returning to Harux as the deterioration of the tereminite will prevent continued exploration and I have not the tool to contend with the damage.”]
Timid replies were enacted by all as many remained in utter disbelief of what was beholden. Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson held his tongue for the longest moment, recalled base knowledge of his nearly all-knowing race with the irregular reports of the Terion Junon; of how every single acknowledgement of such events being almost identical with equal horror and power of each attack.
[“This…”]
He muttered to himself in a slight trembling lip of inexperience as his eyes remained burnished on the exact spot where the screaming man was as his fellow officers returned to their stations in a similar articulation, expressing mystery and concern in equal parts
[“This is more than a Terion Junon, or some anomaly of astronomy or torrents of rogue energy that were expelled by a tomaval’s (Black Hole for compression) volatile gravity well. No, this something raw and beyond my understanding. For this it could be indicative of Devlieshela power.”]
(For clarification, a Devlieshela is a demon or something originating from Hell in the Nighmereon tongue) Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson then revolved his posture towards the exiting Toermectist, who remind erect in posture with a still indefectibly emission of his training, but the eyes betrayed his true motive as these words escaped the three rows of teeth
[“Sir, if this was not a Terion Junon we have encountered, but a discernible power of Devlieshela, I would need to ensure evidence to you that this beam may have had a different energy signature than first registered as to report to head command.”]
[“Granted, I will require such data for my report, the local command must suffer this potential threat with its possible trajectory. But Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson, this thing that we barely dodged was able to pierce our energy fields and hull without a second glance, and that may have been just the skin.”]
He then respected Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson position on the matter while he turned to meet his subordinate with eyes interlocking with strenuous gaze. All the officers than ceased their reclamation to their station
[“Imagine the pure force it may have obtained that it can scour a whole planet or disrupt the movement of void vessels or even the communications being annihilated from simple contact to friends to vessels unable to communicate with one another in its path.”]
Meanwhile, Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson hastily returned to his station and produced within moments the necessary information to be presented. The Toermectist forbiddingly stood at the entrance of the toermeruc, liken to a portrait of a man that held little as first glance yet with an obscured history within an apostate nation. Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson moved with great speed in the translation of the data as aspirations within the youth of the Nighmereons to search and know all for the wonder of discovery, the numbers and letters within the insinuation of the written Nighmereon tongue, professing an abnormality of energy and the force of the decay of atomic structures. And alike a Nighmereon who grows into proper maturity that slowly losses their curiosity and sense of purpose, Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson wished not to have learned such apathetic knowledge of the spontaneous visual.
[“Sir, this … is impossible. The energy is not energy but some sort of dismantling anomaly of reality, the concept of gravity is negated from the particles that impacted our shields. It deformed them while the hull received only a few scat elements, leaving a warping of the tereminite. The hull and armor is supposed to endure even the crushing and twisting power of a tomaval or bath in the marshaled energy of numerous star implosions at the same time, this may be actually be the power of a… Devlieshela !”]
The Toermectist then responded to the confirmation as his monitor lauded the information of his lesser officer’s delineation of the current reality, declared within the Toermectist ancient mind that shadows many human prodigies and so-called geniuses
[ “Improbable that it emulates nor imitation, Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson, Yet still within the realm of possibility that I must accept that it may be from Devliesiuer (Hell). I shall humor your observation in the display of my daily report for we now must return to and inform the highest ranking Supterkrizen of this ascertain for this is indicative of Devlieshela power.”]
The Toermectist moved in the disciplined grace of his military station as he motioned to complete the egress from the toermeruc. As he vacated the view of the toermeruc fully and the flurry of crew members ushering their own commands and actions to repair the hull damage, his equanimity became unlaced as he entered his private quarters, excising his stress into the funereal like room that held a small table ten feet from the entrance. The hue of the room was a simple gray with laying colors of autumn brown for the bedsheets of a simple sleeping arrangement was bolted on the left wall approximately twelve feet from the entrance. This corresponds with a simple closest being fourteen feet in height and six feet in length held an array of clothing. Two thin strips of lighting embedded into the ceiling were available in the quarters that were deactivated as no other discernible symbols or colors were laid naked to any not within the Toermectist most trusting allies.
The Toermectist slowly applied himself to the table, kneeling towards it as he reached for a secret compartment that was installed on the belly of his bed that held four small candles of human blood color and a small cylinder apparatus for lighting. He then laid the four candles in a row six inches into the area of the table and one inch apart. The private quotes lacked any advertisement for aroma and sound till the flaying of the twined string of the candles were lit, causing an innominate sight of refulgence that burned with a hue of blue and strands of dark orange. The smell remained unchanged for a human’s nostrils, but to a Nighmereon that practices in secret the banned faith the odor was of the fresh morrow with an ornament of weeds and flowers render to fibers in the candle itself. For the Toermectist, this was a serenity of smoke and smell as he deliberated with great patient prayer the information brought to his attention. The hidden twitches and muscles were now visible to a human as the Toermectist breathed ever plunged breathes as the stress of the situation convulsed upon his face, the eyes of the Eyeless King spread to all the children of the great father shuttered from the seething light
{“The conference of such power is too extreme to be of mere chance, first the strange uptick on the madness amongst the lesser races, then issues on the brief audience with the accursed second born in the windows of reality impeding the traffic of those vessels' propulsion. This encounter has now laid bare that the sprites are restless, and plans are in motion or have long been animated. Devliesiuer yearns to vomit forth it’s abominations to the Universe, yet there may be nothing we can do, if only the faith could have remained and not left to be hung alike a traitor lord during the conquest so long ago.”}
He sighed with a deep release of anxiety that was consumed by the candles and released as comfort and surmises. The smoke during the prayer danced, at first a soft almost comic melody till it rose with each breath of the Toermectist, liken to the bellows of a forge being fed the air to mend to metal to its proper foreseen purpose, as a solemn display of control. Yet the light stayed arrested in the bounds of the table’s dimensions, allowing the radiance to awash the Toermectist with his tunic seemingly apart from the flames but connected categorically, another mastery purchased by the Nighmereons is aesthetics and the purpose within each trinket to masterpieces of mega projects.
{“Perhaps this is the beginnings of the faith to be recognized once more from a dismissal to persecution or my veterans mind is agitated from these events, allowing it to persuaded by such fictitious hope.”}
He took another breath, for which did not perturb the flames as he invested more seconds in his meditation for which implied discovery and investigation of the more pressing matter
{“The Terion Junon or the Devlieshela originated energy had damned our shields and had appeared out of nowhere. According to the laws of reality, it has swathed them aside as it may have originated from some local, preventing tangential waves patterns to emerge. From the scans, it had the nature of having been funneled and propelled from its point of origin. But where, and equally pressing, when did this Terion Junon’s or Devlieshela expelled energy form? Or as assumable, how? We were fortunate that the senses were able to inform us before it was too late. Mmm…yes…a tantalizing hypothesis that could be a wondrous prospect. "}
The sound of the outside hull repairing itself was barely registered by the Toermectist, as the sound was the equivalent as it resonated thought the vessel as deep groans and smoothing of metal with stone, which is not an enjoyable moment to be sure though a necessary one. The Toermectist had muted all other material sounds as he continued the communication within himself of the furthest reaches of his mind, safe from the distracting distress of the surrounding ambience of the vessel that ached to as it finished the repairs that would have been devastating or out right destructive to any other vessel
{"When we return to Harux, I should tell Lady Honue-Shinermat as well the Supterkrizen of the Devlieshela, though I must tread carefully in the full examination and dissemination of such information. I should have the officers onboard to keep a private accounting, whilst I retain the calculations of the impact and the sensory reports for the security of this event not arousing suspicion and the investigation of the crew. Yes, it these were to happen, I would be eventually exposed and the web of plans and hidden proposals would be tarnished…perhaps forestalling to centuries from now."}
The ceased his current rumination with a sudden stillness in the closed eyes as the flames and smoke followed suite as the Toermectist had ceased his meditation, wishing to intact such actions. We will return to this Toermectist and more specifically Senior paretonin Rinkcaverson on their impact in the is epic as before this chapter ends, permit me to return to Washington D.C. with the supplemented and developed office of the BIA, toiling away at the thunderous quantity of panic and sheer unbridled confusion. The location is not fully known, though many have postulated that it was underneath the city, around New Jersey and North Carolina streets that was in proximity to the capital and the rest of the United States state of power.
The office was over a hundred feet beneath the surface with the local residences acting as both a type of disguise but also as the obstruction to any targeting by any enemy forces. The office was above the soon constructed 1946 subway line that led to the local city of Alexandria with it being a total of five thousand square feet in the shape of a sloped rectangle if seen from above. There were multiple concrete with steel rebar pillars that shaped the available space that uplifted the concrete and brick laid ceiling that eventually engendered towards the loose topsoil, plumbing, and foundation of the numerous buildings. A plethora of plywood based desks cheaply constructed with metal backed chairs were oriented through the office as a small room designated for filing was also being accessed. The head of the office, or rather the administrator for the actual leader was the smoking man who was amongst his subordinates. In the cold and dry illumination of dazzling yellowed light that percolated into the corners of the office, causing an air of imprudent heat as the electrical sockets were engorged with the wiring to primitive electrical fans and the flustering of hands over the frantic typewriting.
The voices of over ninety-seven men and nine of which were women elicited the multiple dialogues over the Humanatie and the loss of Paris that was listened by the smoking man, beads of sweat dripping down the brow of his fiery red hair that fell flat from the humidity whilst the lost dreams of youth filled his investigating green eyes. His skin was depraved of the proper nutruiton in youth and the summnation of decades of smoking advertiseted drained and goshlty hue.Concurintly, the smoking man wa
“No, no , no! Perhaps this product from just before the explosion is some demon, and we should act accordingly.”
One said with implicit tiredness as the heat seared against the soundness of his mind, attempting to bear fruit on the task at hand as his orange tie was loose, and his shirt was stained with sweat and coffee. One than refute his claim in at first a contemptuous
“Really, how? How could we defeat or contend with this potential demon without informing The Insiders of this thing! And what if the distinct probability that this creature is nothing more than an inert thing as written from the military radio relay?”
“It could have been a false reporting on what this thing is, though we are still endeavoring to collect the necessary information of the sergeant delegated the task of bringing the most definitely existing thing.”
Another spoke with the Smoking man taking another aphrodisiac draw of the cigar, reaffirming his appearance in the rather sweltering heat of the office to the rest of the subordinates, his eyes shielded by the eyelids as he then opened them again and said whilst exhaling the smoke across a desk littered with papers and photographs pertaining to the Humanatie, called The Insiders by the BIA
“It has been one week since the loss of Paris. Already there are loud and rambunctious riots in France with large messages by the rather unfriendly politicians that we should start peace talks with the Germans and focus our attention on the Japanese.
Nearly everyone within the office peered onto the glossy floor, slightly ashamed and horror-struck on the event, denigrating the already taxed air as the smoking man continued whilst a few
“We may have failed, to a few that is, yet now this tragedy adds legitimacy and the warranted credence of our little organization. On the national level, this would reshape how we view the war. Prepare a statement with today's report for the senator on the circumstances involving the loss of Paris, including the beleaguered translation of this grand manuscript by the Nazi Dossin Schmitt and that weird source from…”
The Smoking man, as taxed as everyone else suddenly had difficulty retrieving the name of an informant from his mind, the response being the slight pressure on his cigar that then expelled some burnt fragments on the glossed tiled floor
One of the subordinates, then tending to the limited files, then spoke in a hasteful manner after sifting through dozens of documents as to assist to the labored mind of the Smoking Man
“An Isabella LeCygne, married to a Jean G. LeCygne, though her location now may be in the local city of Reims to seek refuge.”
“Is Jean LeCygne one of us or at the lest affiliated with us?”
“Yes sir, his is a psychologist employed the by the US government to discern potential mental and emotional trauma cases. He was mostly recently paid by the Senator to ascertain information for any new agents or enemies of the state, using the cause of national security.”
The smoking man pondered for a brief second, deliberating on the information presented and acted accordingly as he saw fit
“Alright, have a message dispatched to her requesting her services in what she know
The subordinate that had given the name then continued to speak with the slight blundering in the partitive issues of pronunciation
“There is also, sir, an Army Sergeant by the name of Joshua Holmwood that had been captured in this inveigling web.”
“What about him?”
The smoking man said with few veins of interest of such a character as the primitive fans circulated the smoke about the office that provoked coughing to some of the subordinates
“He was charged by the commander of the capture of Paris, sir, to transport said…thing to US soil for study and assessment. The commander also pointed out that the sergeant has been injured in the acquiring of this thing, though the sergeant believes that he is responsible as the commander did not revile all the details of his operation. Though no one know at the time that this was for real, so mistakes have been made.”
“It sounds like we have a guilty conscience and an inflated sense of honor. Not a known mixture of traits engendered within a solider. Did he actually have a hand in the loss of Paris or does this sergeant have a self-inflicted sense of doubt? I could understand why, massive denotation could create a disastrous effect on ones mind and the loss of life being pernicious to ones view on the war.”
“Sergeant Holmwoon believes so, sir, with the commander initially threatening him court-martial in the affair as he claims that he had failed to prevent the completion of the ritual by Dossin Schmitt. Though sergeant Holmwood does testify in his report that he did greatly injure the SS officer Lazarus Weiss and mortally wound Dossin Schmitt after it was too late."
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2022.06.22 15:34 realTIAN CTD after 2 minutes
Hello fellow users.
My game keeps crashing after around 2 minutes into the game and I honestly dont know, which mod is causing the problem.
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I tried a MatorSmash patch, but that didnt worked.
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254 FE 46 JK's Belethor's General Goods.esp
254 FE 47 JK's RadReim_ELFX_Patch.esp
254 FE 48 JK's Sleeping Giant Inn - ELFX Patch.esp
254 FE 49 JK's Warmaiden's.esp
254 FE 4a JKs Warmaiden's Harvestable Statics.esp
254 FE 4b JK's Warmaiden's ELFX patch.esp
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RSChildren.esp
RealisticRSChildren.esp
RRSC-WICO-Patch.esp
ISC Enhanced Blood Patch.esp
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imp_helm_legend_WACCF_AMB_Patch.esp
ImmersiveSoundsCompendium_AMB_Patch.esp
RSChildren_WACCF_Patch.esp
WACCF_Survival Mode_Patch.esp
254 FE 51 JS Purses and Septims SE Patch.esp
254 FE 52 RoM - Dragon Priest Masks Pack.esp
254 FE 53 RoM - Fishing Patch.esp
254 FE 54 JS Instruments of Skyrim SE - Uniques.esp
254 FE 55 DVLaSS Skyrim Underside.esp
254 FE 56 StormLightning.esp
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ZimsImmersiveArtifacts_WACCF_Patch.esp
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254 FE 57 RoM - ICH Patch.esp
254 FE 58 Unique Items Tweaks - RoM Tweaks.esp
254 FE 59 RoM - ISC Patch.esp
254 FE 5a RoM - VAE Patch.esp
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92 5c JS Unique.esp
93 5d VioLens SE.esp
254 FE 5c Aetherius.esp
94 5e Immersive Citizens - AI Overhaul.esp
254 FE 5d JK's The Winking Skeever.esp
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98 62 RealisticWaterTwo.esp
254 FE 60 ELFX Fixes Ragged Flagon Fix.esp
254 FE 61 JKs Skyrim_RWT_Patch.esp
99 63 Modern Brawl Bug Fix.esp
100 64 Smashed Patch.esp
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2022.05.28 19:26 Cerozz 2022 SUMMER TRANSFER WINDOW THREAD
CLUB/TEAM NEWS
CLUB NEWS - Simone Inzaghi has renewed his contact with Inter until 2024.
- Official fixture list here: CLICK
ARRIVALS Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Arriving from | Info |
Romelu Lukaku | CF | 29 | Belgium | €70m | Chelsea | Loan (€8m fee). |
Joaquín Correa | SS | 27 | Argentina | €23m | Lazio | Purchase for €23m after completed loan. |
André Onana | GK | 26 | Cameroon | €12m | Ajax | Free transfer. |
Kristjan Asllani | DM | 20 | Albania | €10m | Empoli | Loan for €4m with option/obligation to make it permanent. |
Henkrikh Mkhitaryan | AM | 33 | Armenia | €8m | Roma | Free transfer |
Raoul Bellanova | RM | 22 | Italy | €7m | Cagliari | €3m loan with option to buy for €7m. |
DEPARTURES - FIRST TEAM Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Departing to | Info |
Andrea Pinamonti | CF | 23 | Italy | €20m | Sassuolo | 1-year loan with obligation to buy for €20m. |
Ivan Perišić | LM | 33 | Croatia | €10m | Tottenham | Free transfer. |
Zinho Vanheusden | CB | 22 | Belgium | €8m | AZ Alkmaar | 1-year loan with option to buy, buyback option. |
Stefano Sensi | CM | 26 | Italy | €7m | Monza | 1-year dry loan. |
Martin Satriano | CF | 21 | Uruguay | €7m | Empoli | 1-year dry loan. |
Valentino Lazaro | RB | 26 | Austria | €6m | Torino | 1-year loan with option to buy for €5m. |
Andreaw Gravillon | CB | 24 | Guadeloupe | €6m | Stade Reims | Sale for €3.5m after completed loan. |
Sebastiano Esposito | CF | 19 | Italy | €5m | RSC Anderlecht | Loan with option to buy, buyback option. |
Alexis Sanchez | CF | 33 | Chile | €3.5m | / | Contract termination. |
Michele Di Gregorio | GK | 24 | Italy | €3.5m | Monza | Purchase obligation for €4m after Monza achieved promotion. |
Ionut Radu | GK | 25 | Romania | €3.5m | Cremonese | 1-year dry loan. |
Matías Vecino | CM | 30 | Uruguay | €3.5m | / | End of contract. |
Lorenzo Pirola | CB | 20 | Italy | €2.2m | Salernitana | 1-year loan (€900k) with option to buy, buyback option. |
Arturo Vidal | CM | 35 | Chile | €2m | / | Contract termination. |
Felipe Caicedo | CF | 33 | Ecuador | €1.5m | Genoa | End of loan. |
Cesare Casadei | CM | 19 | Italy | €1m | Chelsea | Sale for €15m and €5m bonuses. |
Andrea Ranocchia | CB | 34 | Italy | €0.8m | Monza | Free transfer. |
Aleksandar Kolarov | LB | 36 | Serbia | €0.5m | / | Retired. |
DEPARTURES - PRIMAVERA Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Departing to | Info |
Samuele Mulattieri | CF | 21 | Italy | €2m | Frosinone | 1-year loan with option to buy, buyback option. |
Tibo Persyn | RB | 20 | Belgium | €700k | FC Eindhoven | 1-year loan with option to buy, buyback option. |
Gaetano Oristanio | AM | 19 | Italy | €650k | FC Volendam | 1-year dry loan. |
Marco Pompetti | DM | 22 | Italy | €500k | Südtirol | 1-year dry loan. |
Edoardo Sottini | CB | 19 | Italy | €300k | Triestina | 1-year dry loan. |
Lorenzo Gavioli | CM | 22 | Italy | €225k | Reggina | Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee. |
Zugaro De Matteis | LB | 22 | Italy | €200k | Sangiuliano | 1-year dry loan. |
Christopher Attys | CM | 21 | Haiti | €200k | Imolese | Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee. |
Niccolò Corrado | LB | 22 | Italy | €200k | Ternana | Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee. |
Lorenzo Moretti | CB | 20 | Italy | €200k | Avellino | Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee. |
Christian Dimarco | LB | 19 | Italy | €150k | Feralpisalò | Permanent transfer, undisclosed fee. |
Niccolò Squizzato | CM | 20 | Italy | €150k | Renate | 1-year dry loan. |
Fabrizio Bagheria | GK | 21 | Italy | €50k | Recanatese | 1-year dry loan. |
RENEWALS Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Renewing until |
Samir Handanović | GK | 37 | Slovenia | €2m | 2023 |
Alex Cordaz | GK | 39 | Italy | €400k | 2023 |
RUMORS
ARRIVALS
Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Arriving from | Info |
Manuel Akanji | CB | 27 | Switzerland | €30m | Borussia Dortmund | Purchase for €10-20m. |
Francesco Acerbi | CB | 34 | Italy | €4m | Lazio | Loan or free transfer. |
DEPARTURES
Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Rumored club | Info |
Milan Škriniar | CB | 27 | Slovakia | €65m | PSG, Chelsea | Purchase |
Denzel Dumfries | RB | 26 | Netherlands | €25m | Man Utd, Chelsea | Purchase |
NOTES
- Considering the fact that Inter doesn't disclose signing fees or additional details (sell-on clause, etc.) on announcements, the transfer fee and details are usually taken from most reliable rumours for said transfer.
- Estimated value is taken from Transfermarkt at the time of addition to the list.
OTHER
- Feel free to message me or write in the thread if you have heard of any confirmed transfers that are not listed.
- The thread will be sorted by new so you can always keep a on-going discussion in the comments.
- There will still be separate threads for major transfer movements, this is just a sum-up of the whole transfer window.
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2022.01.12 00:06 gm19g ANNOUNCING A NEW ELECTION SERIES - The President, the King, and the Kaiser - World Lore
| The First Weltkrieg: As Europe burned in the fire of the Great War, the United States of America prospered. President Wilson’s vow to remain neutral is what got him elected and he is sticking to it… mostly. The President is partial to the Entente and Kaiser Wilhelm II knows this. In a rare moment of intelligence, the Kaiser listened to his advisors and made the decision to not resume unrestricted submarine warfare and to begin massive propaganda operations inside the US, providing stark evidence of the hunger and hardship that the Entente blockade is inflicting on Central Europe to newspapers. Moved to action, wealthy German-Americans start a charity for German children, gathering clothes, toys and treats to be distributed as Christmas gifts. Tragedy struck when a Royal Navy submarine mistook their vessel, the SS George Washington, for a German ship and torpedoed it, taking it down with all hands. The SS George Washington Before Being Sunk by a British Submarine Confused initial reports implied that the sub had full knowledge that they were sinking an American vessel and even left drowning passengers to die in the North Atlantic. German spies and prominent yellow journalists such as William Randolph Hearst seized on the opportunity, and by the time the full story was revealed, public outrage had already reached a fever pitch. President Wilson implored the British to compromise and let non-war supplies through before Congress votes for sanctions or other punitive measures. With little choice, the blockade ceases counting farm products, foodstuffs, and other critical goods as war material, delivering the Central Powers from looming famine. The mass media struck another killing blow to the interventionist cause in the Fall of 1917, when leaks from the FBI surrounding the investigation into the Black Tom Explosion implied that there was a belief the explosion had been orchestrated by foreign operatives. After the George Washington incident, hints of foreign action pointed squarely to the Entente and by the time official statements were put out, most of America believed the Entente was trying to spur the US into action by blaming sabotage on Imperial Germany. The End of the War: With the US firmly out of the war, famine and economic collapse staved off, and the Russian Revolution effectively ending the Eastern Front, Germany could focus its efforts on ending the Western Entente. Wanting to try to end the war before German reinforcements arrive after the signing of the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, France and Britain begin the Great Spring Offensive which is only barely repulsed at great loss of life to both sides. Once again the fighting stabilizes across the front. The Japanese Empire, eager to expand its territory and stop the red menace from threatening the Home Islands, intervenes in Russia, propping up a puppet government in Vladivostok headed by Admiral Kolchak. Using the loyal Czechoslovak Legion, the Whites are able to consolidate their control across Siberia. Angered by the continuing stalemate and loss of life, as well as radicalized by widespread pamphlets, most of the French Army mutinies in January of 1919. Seizing the opportunity, Germany launches their January Offensive. Using the breakdown of the French chain of command, they are able to capture Nancy and Reims, however the British and Belgians are able to mostly hold back the Germans in their sectors. But the center does not hold. Order is only barely restored among the French ranks and by July, strikes on the homefront and German strategic bombardments clog resupply and reinforcements. In one last grand push, the Imperial German Army advances on the city of Coulommiers. A mere 27 miles from the outskirts of Paris. Another offensive in the North effectively cuts off the British Expeditionary Force from assisting the French Army. The French Army had to Resort to Executions of Mutinying Men to Restore Discipline, Something that led to Greater Hatred Within the Ranks In September, rumors of the General Staff's plans for an offensive to push the Germans out of Coulommiers set off one final soldiers' mutiny. In solidarity, the General Confederation of Labor (CGT) begins a general strike, grinding all production to a halt. Ferdinand Foch, the previous commander of the French Army, is replaced with the popular Philippe Pétain who wishes to continue the war at all costs. Britain, fearing that France would collapse as a result of their own stubbornness, pressured Paris to immediately sign the German peace conditions to prevent a complete collapse of Western Europe into civil war. Pétain eventually buckled to the will of the civilian government, and France gave in to Germany's demands. The Treaty of Versailles was signed on October 6th, 1919 in the Hall of Mirrors of the Palace of Versailles. The same place where the German Empire had been proclaimed 48 years prior. After five years of fighting, and millions dead, the First Great War was over. The Treaties: The Treaty of Versailles stipulated among other things the following major points: - The blame for the war is directly on the Entente and France and Britain would have to pay reparations.
- The French territories of Longwy, Belfort, the Briey Basin and the western slopes of the Vosges are to be annexed by Germany. Additionally, the region Nancy is to be demilitarized for the next 30 years.
- A plebiscite in Luxembourg about whether or not the Grand Duchy should join the German Empire will take place.
- The colonies of Ivory Coast, Dahomey, Gabon, French Congo, Ubangi-Shari, Madagascar, French Somaliland, the Comores, Reunion island, Indochina and the various French territories in the Indian and Pacific oceans including its Chinese concessions are to be transferred to German control.
- Belgian Congo is to be ‘sold’ to Germany. The Belgian Concessions in China are also to be given to Germany.
- Belgium is to accept a demilitarization of it’s military into only a ‘State Police Force’ and will accept favorable tariffs and tax breaks to German companies. Additionally in the case of an attack on Germany, Belgium is obligated to assist the Reich.
- The complete removal of French defensive forts on the French-German border.
- The transfer of the Moroccan protectorate from France to Germany.
- Egypt, Libya, and Anglo-Egyptian-Sudan are to be given to the Ottoman Empire. All colonies East of the Suez are also to be given to the Ottomans.
- An International Suez Canal Zone is to be created.
The Treaty of Versailles Conference While outcry to these points was terrible, the fear of imminent social collapse of the Western Entente was forced into signing on the dotted line. The plebiscite that would follow in Luxembourg ended in favor of annexation by Germany. On the other side of the world the Empire of Japan fought on. Their delegation walked out of the Versailles Peace Conference when the UK refused to support their claim to the German-leased Chinese territory, the Kiautschou Bay concession, which they had occupied since 1914. Therefore, the Weltkrieg's hostilities remained officially ongoing in East Asia, albeit without much real fighting. Afraid of international isolation and the risk of severance from Chinese investment brought Japan into agreement with Britain, Germany, Russia and the USA. The nations agreed to a separate peace, adopted in August 1920, that declared a return to the pre-war territorial status quo in East Asia, included multilateral recognition of Japan's "existing special interests" in Manchuria, and pledged German forces to intervene in the Russian Civil War. The treaty that was signed was known as the Tsingtao Treaty. In early November 1921, Japan withdrew from Tsingtao and Germany's Pacific territories. Imperial German Troops March into Tsingtao Once Again The agreement was very unpopular among the Japanese civilian population, as a "free hand in Manchuria" was much less tangible than the very visible lowering of the Japanese flag over Tsingtao. The public believed Japan already had an iron-clad position in Manchuria, given its much-lauded victory over Russia in 1905, and the more recent war was seen as "lost" by Britain and France, not by Japan. From their perspective, Tsingtao was a well-earned prize of war, sacrificed to appease powers that were, at best, indifferent to Japan's struggles, and at worst openly hostile. When the terms of the treaty became clear, protests and riots broke out in urban centers across Japan and there was very nearly a coup to end the civilian government. While civil war was staved off, out of the treaty many restorationist and ultranationalist groups were formed. Their goal; end the civilian government, return the Emperor to ultimate power, ensure military supremacy over society, and expand the Japanese Empire. These groups quickly, easily, and effectively infiltrate almost all ranks of the Japanese military. End and Beginning of Revolution: After the Germans ripped up the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk and formally intervened in the Russian Civil War in order to kill communism in the cradle, another ideology was quickly taking root in the West. Syndicalism, or more formally Revolutionary Syndicalism, is a political ideology that aims to overthrow capitalism by coordinated action conducted by industrial workers united in trade unions. The basis of organization of all syndicalist movements is found in workers' unions, also known as syndicates, a relation which continues within syndicalist states as unions form the basis of their political systems. With the Bolsheviks in Russia collapsing under the combined weight of the White Army and Germany, trade unions in France, Britain, and the United States officially adopted syndicalism, seeing it as the next step in liberating the workers. On the 20th of November, mere weeks after the signing of the Treaty of Versailles and days after the German pullout, Paris fell to the firm hands of the revolutionary mob, and the government temporarily retreated to Versailles. It was the beginning of the French Civil War, which slowly began to escalate further and further as more and more cities were taken over by revolutionaries and threw their support behind the Paris Commune. A Mob Proclaims the Commune of France, Beginning the French Civil War Though Moscow had been under siege from a combined army of Whites and Germans since January, it took until April 22nd, 1920 for the Bolsheviks to finally submit a formal surrender. Outnumbered, outgunned, and crippled by starvation and desertion, the Reds had little choice but to throw themselves at the mercy of the Provisional Government. And while the Whites stand victorious at the formal conclusion of the civil war, the German Empire is exhausted after six years of bloody fighting. In the West, with the fall of Paris into syndicalist hands, the French Republican Government was quickly disintegrating. As more and more provinces and military divisions rebelled, the government once again retreated, this time to Marseilles, where in an extraordinary meeting of the remaining members of the National Assembly, the hero Philippe Pétain was proclaimed as interim President of National France. He then led the evacuation of the government, military loyalists, and any anti-syndicalists or fearful moderates to the French holdings in North Africa. There the Marshal was able to solidify his power and create a firm French Republican government-in-exile. The hope was that this would be a temporary measure as most French exiles believed either the commune would collapse or Germany would intervene. Neither happened, and instead a peace treaty was concluded between the German Empire and the Commune, with little to no regard towards the exiled government. The Commune was recognized as the successor of the French Republic by most of the newly German-aligned world, while the exiles remained seen as the legitimate government by those who had fought beside them in the Weltkrieg. In the United Kingdom, the reigning government tried to put a good spin on the war that had cost them three quarters of a million dead. They called the Treaty of Versailles the “Peace of Honor” and did their best to lick their economic wounds. However, mere weeks after the peace treaty, the British Empire would plunge into a deep-rooted political crisis, which would be just one of several in the coming years. The tremendous losses for so little gain caused many returning soldiers to turn to Labor and radicalism rather than the Liberal and Conservative Parties which had overseen the slaughter. The Liberal Prime Minister David Lloyd George, derided as “the man who lost the war”, lost the support of his Tory coalition partners and was forced to call a snap election in 1919. Soundly defeated by the Conservatives, Tory leader Andrew Bonar Law became Prime Minister. Opposed to even Home Rule for Ireland, Law increased the forces present to try and crush the revolt. The fall of France inspired the trade unions, radicals, and moderates alike to call for another revolution in Britain and all merged into the Syndicalist Party of Great Britain. They campaigned throughout the early 1920s. In early 1923 Law began to lose his voice due to terminal throat cancer. Unable to speak in the House of Commons, he resigned as both Prime Minister and leader of the Conservative Party. Austen Chamberlain became its new leader while a general election was called. Instead of trying to cooperate with the now ever popular SPGB, Chamberlain decided to draw his line in the sand and would only cooperate with the Liberal Party. In the election that followed, the Tory-Liberal coalition received a majority in the House by only a few seats. The new National Government caused controversy across the political spectrum, though especially from the left. It grew less popular with the passing of an austerity budget. With the UK deep in debt, and the current state of affairs failing to improve the economy, pay was cut in all branches of the armed forces. Many officers were decommissioned amidst accusations that preferential treatment was being given to men from the peerage or with well-connected families. Thousands of dock workers were left unemployed and with the prospect of an upcoming cut in unemployment benefits. The Revolution began in earnest in 1924, after a strike by Royal Navy sailors over pay cuts in Plymouth escalated into a riot after the troops sent in to quell the mutiny joined the strike. The strike quickly became national news and all over similar strikes were starting, not just by the military but also the common people of all walks of life. Sensing their moment, the Trade Union Congress issued an emergency declaration announcing their intention to hold a general strike to protest the government’s treatment of the rank and file troops. This move polarized opinions in the military, and quickly lines were being drawn between the syndicalists and loyalists. By now millions of people across Britain were striking and the government saw no other option than to quell the striking and rioting by declaring martial law and stretching their loyalist units across the nation. Unfortunately for the government, loyalists hated the syndicalists and it didn’t take long for an incident to occur. When troops opened fire on a protest march outside of Liverpool, that was all the spark needed for tabloids and agitators to rile up strikes across Britain and turn them into full blown rebellions. Former Royal, now Republican, Army Soldiers March off to Fight after Deserting their Regiments In Parliament, the walls were closing in on the Prime Minister literally and figuratively. As more and more land was lost to the Revolution that now proclaimed the “Union of Britain”, the Liberals broke off the coalition, many defecting to the Labor party that now served as the official representation of the Revolution in Parliament. And then the Labor Party decided to once and for all throw in their chips. Casting off the title of “His Majesty's Most Loyal Opposition” the Labor Party walked out and joined the Revolution. Remaining Members of Parliament grew ever more erratic as the Cabinet assured them the situation was under control even while plans were made to move the Royal Family to Canada. With the police, army and navy suffering thousands of desertions, military ranks had to be filled with ex-servicemen, most notably former Black and Tans and former members of the Auxiliary division. The power vacuum that was left in Ireland after the Army had to pull out to defend the mother country was perfect for Michael Collins and his Irish Republicans to sweep Ireland and declare independence, a declaration that was quickly recognized by Germany. Still though, it was not enough to hold back the revolution. The Union of Britain began to receive foreign aid from France and as the rebels made more and more breakthroughs in the country and cities, what remained of the British government was unsure of the situation but was nevertheless terrified by the prospect of a French invasion. The order was given for any loyalist divisions to reach a port and await evacuation from the remaining elements of the Royal Navy. London descended into chaos as the last of the civil service officials were evacuated with the government and Royal Family, abandoning the city by December 20th, 1925. The way to London lay open and on Boxing Day the Republican Army arrived to mop up whatever resistance remained leaving countless wealthy and aristocratic citizens trapped in the country. On the radio Prime Minister Chamberlain announced that the government was ceasing armed resistance to the advancing “Syndicalist Traitors” for now, but that in the fullness of time His Majesty’s government would return and restore order to Britain. Seeing the fight as futile though, the last loyalist holdouts on the isles surrendered and the Union of Britain was proclaimed. Aftermath: The Entente: Like France, a government-in-exile was set up by the fleeing British exiles. They found safe harbor in the Dominion of Canada, which by now was the strongest, loyal state of the Empire. A political crisis ensued as a flood of British political refugees poured into Canada, together with King George V and the Royal Family. Prime Minister of Canada, Sir Mackenzie King, realized the presence of a British government-in-exile was a threat to Canadian unity and his power, and under the provisions of the War Measures Act and martial law, PM King promulgated a legislative union act, merging the two governments into one under his control. He was then able to outmaneuver and replace all British leaders who could conceivably try to become Prime Minister of Canada in the highly charged emotional mindset of the fall of Britain. With King George V’s reluctant blessing, PM King then embarked upon a new imperial policy of shoring up whatever was left with the remnants of the Royal Navy and Army. British India, already plagued by revolts for over five years, completely collapsed into three states. The remnants of the British administration in the northwest, the syndicalist Bharatiya Commune in the northeast, and an independent Princely States of Hyderabad in the south. The Commonwealth of Australia and the Dominion of New Zealand merged to form the Australasian Confederation to help maintain order in that part of the Empire following the syndicalist influenced Melbourne riots. However, without the protection of the Royal Navy, which remained in the Atlantic to protect the Royal Family, and with unrest and rioting throughout Australasia, nothing could be done to prevent the German occupation of many remaining British colonies in the Pacific. PM King’s reinforcements ensured that the remaining states stayed loyal to the Empire. Including South Africa and a frankenstein federation of British and French Caribbean and South American colonies that formed the West Indies Federation. The remaining rump states of the Entente stayed together and in a ceremony in Bermuda, representatives from Canada, the British government-in-exile, National France, the Dominion of India, Australasia, and the Kingdom of Italy in-exile located in Sardinia, signed a pact dedicating themselves to the reclamations of their homelands. Russia: With the fall of Bolshevism in Russia, a joint German-White Army Russian Republic was created. Under President Kerensky, the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk was signed once again and in return the Germans pulled out. Russia was forced not only to surrender huge swathes of its former western territories in Poland, Ukraine, White Ruthenia, the Baltics, the Caucasus, and Finland, but also to pay indemnities to the victorious Central Powers. Elements of the White Army were angered by this and attempted to overthrow the new republic. Though anti-German sentiment was the seed of discontent, the birth of an organized, anti-Kerensky movement was born in the shared anxieties of conservative military and business circles, who watched with growing concern as Kerensky implemented many elements of his political program, which borrowed heavily from the Socialist Revolutionaries' playbook. Soon a coup was planned for November of 1924 and was led by Admiral Kolchak, the Russian Cincinnatus and hero of the White Army, and while it began without issues the response shocked Kolchak and his backers. Rather than rally to his side, the overwhelming majority of Russian enlisted soldiers and even officers refused to join the putsch, and while they refused to open fire on the putschists, no help was extended from that corner. Kolchak immediately laid the blame for this on the shoulders of General Lavr Kornilov, who refused to help Kolchak out of lingering resentment for not being chosen as White commander-in-chief during the Civil War. Kornilov and the rest of Russia's military high command realized that antagonizing the Germans while Russia was in such a weak state would simply make the situation worse, and that Kerensky was a necessary evil to moderate the demands of the still-strong Socialist presence in the country. Czechoslovak Legion Troops Loyal to Admiral Kolchak Storm the Winter Palace in the Doomed Kolchak Putsch The coup attempt fell apart with most units surrendering to the government without a shot being fired. As for Kolchak, the Admiral and his closest supporters fled east to the Japanese Primorye, later renamed to the Transamur Republic. The last bastion of "Entente" controlled Russia, wherein he would lay claim to the title of legitimate ruler of Russia. However the Transamur Republic is little more than a Japanese puppet state. By 1936, it had become a corporate and militaristic state, politically, economically and militarily under the thumb of the Japanese with Kolchak merely as a figurehead. Germany: The German Empire revels in its victory over the Entente and the creation of it’s European economic bloc “Mitteleuropa”. However, the economic and social problems the war had caused continued. The population had been pushed to the brink of starvation by the British blockade, which had only truly ended in 1919, and the economy was in a similarly dire state. Demobilization had created a great mass of unemployed men which strained the urban economy. Trade with the USA and other neutral countries was only slowly beginning to pick back up and the eastern puppets were in near-constant chaos. With the Reichstag still indefinitely suspended and the Ludendorff dictatorship fighting on, newspaper agitation became the modus operandi of the non-parliamentary opposition, leading to a country increasingly divided between supporters and enemies of the regime; the SPD, exempt from the complete ban on all Socialist party activities, followed a strategy of publicly pushing the boundaries of what was legal, therefore rebranding itself as the only true opposition. It only took one major scandal to push the dictator out though, and after years the first elections were held. Grand Admiral Tirpitz won the majority with a grand national coalition of the conservative and centrist parties and was chosen by the Kaiser to become the Reichskanzler. Tirpitz embarked on a program of economic decentralization. Coming after a period of internal stagnation, his reforms coincided with the profits of long-term investments in Mitteleuropa finally arriving; the result was an economic miracle that would last for the duration of von Tirpitz' chancellorship. He also led Germany in its conquest of the British colonial territories during the break up of its empire and created an alliance with the Zhili Clique, saving the Qing Empire and ensuring stability in China for a little while longer. Unfortunately he did not have the same success in Europe and failed to stop a new hostile alliance from forming on Germany’s doorstep. With the Union of Britain, Commune of France, and Socialist Republic of Italy forming the Third International. When Tirpitz died in 1930, the grand coalition fell apart with each individual party vying for power. In the vacuum, the SPD continued to grow its majority, but the Kaiser would not pick an SPD Reichskanzler. Instead, after an uncharacteristically long waiting period, Kuno Graf von Westarp, chairman of the German-Conservative Party (DKP) became Reichskanzler out of the blue. However Westarp and whatever coalition he was able to build was ineffective and after two years and another election, Westarp's DKP won 28% and the SPD stayed the largest party with 34%, as they had been for twenty years at this point. An SPD Rally After von Westarp was made Reichskanzler The Germans have lost any thirst for adventure; all they - and their politicians - hope for is an extension of the status quo for as long as possible. But the Kaiser is getting old, and so is the post-Weltkrieg order. And even if Germany has never been so powerful, neither has it ever had such heavy burdens. The Third International: The Third International is an international leftist organization advocating for world syndicalism and global cooperation. It is to the syndicalists what the Entente and Reichspakt are for the imperial powers of the world. A military, economic, and political alliance that advocates for the world revolution. The International was originally formed as a way to support the revolution outside of France, propping up the Union of Britain and Socialist Republic of Italy in their respective revolutions. Now it reaches out across the world even further and has memberships ranging from Chile and the Patagonian Workers Front, to the Bharatiya Commune, and even the exiled Chinese Syndicalist Party. The syndicalist countries are solidifying their power at home, but plan to ensure that world revolution is inevitable. Through force if necessary. In early 1926 in Britain, the Provisional Revolutionary Government convened the Constitutional Convention in the ruins of London. Its priority was rebuilding, and for that end masses of volunteers were organized for such tasks as supplying food and medicine and repairing roads and railways. A year later the constitution of the Union of Britain was formally brought in, proclaiming universal suffrage. Scottish and Welsh independence referendums came but after mob violence on both sides they were suspended indefinitely in return for more unofficial autonomy. In France, the CGT's image as integral members of the revolution, was able to give them primary participation in arranging the constitutional setup of the new state. Through ensuring that leading Jacobins and Bolsheviks were often engaged in the conduct of the war, the CGT and their orthodox syndicalist allies were able to cultivate and protect their own image as the Revolutions' legitimate political leaders. Thus they were in charge when it came to the writing of the constitution and the reconstruction. Powerbases secure, factions began to spring up in the International. Though political parties are legally untenable, these factions act as such and include the radical autonomists, orthodox syndicalists, and authoritarian maximists. However the maximist faction is mostly unorganized and without a proper doctrine. At least for the time being. With reconstruction ending, the people of the International are vengeful. Vengeful against the Entente for controlling the people and putting them through a meaningless war. Vengeful against the Reich for defeating them but also for stepping on the working class. Vengeful at capitalists and reactionaries everywhere for their mere existence. The peace cannot hold. Conclusion: This is the rest of the world on January 1st, 1936 where the story truly begins. Will the Third International wipe the scourge of imperialism off the map? Will the Entente reclaim their homelands? Will the Reichspakt be able to maintain the Kaiser’s power and the status quo forever? Will Japan finally conquer itself the sphere it so desperately wants? Or will an entirely new power rise in the world of the Kaiserreich. 1936 is an election year in the United States of America, and things have not gone well in the land of liberty since it was last mentioned. Stay tuned for the next installment of a brand new series: The President, the King, and the Kaiser. In the next post the United States' lore will be explained and the polls for the 1936 election will open. The World in 1936 submitted by gm19g to Presidentialpoll [link] [comments] |
2021.06.23 21:37 Cerozz 2021 Summer Transfer Window Megathread
CLUB/TEAM NEWS
- Antonio Conte has quit Inter as head coach after a mutual agreement with the club. Simone Inzaghi is the new head coach for 2020/21.
- Christian Eriksen's medical emergency meant that Eriksen has had an ICD (implantable cardioverter defibrillator) implemented, meaning that legally he can no longer be allowed to play in Serie A again. His Inter future and playing future as a whole is in doubt.
- July 8th marks the start of our 2020/21 season as the team started with preseason training under new coach Inzaghi.
ARRIVALS
Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Arriving from | Info |
Hakan Calhanoglu | AM | 27 | Turkey | €35m | Milan | Free transfer with a 3-year contract. |
Joaquin Correa | SS | 27 | Argentina | €30m | Lazio | €5m loan with €25 buy obligation split into 3-year payments and €1m in potential bonuses. |
Denzel Dumfries | RB | 25 | Netherlands | €16m | PSV | Permanent transfer for €12m (plus €2.5m in potential bonuses). |
Matteo Darmian | RB | 31 | Italy | €7m | Parma | €2.5m transfer after completed loan, 3-year contract. |
Edin Džeko | ST | 35 | Bosnia and Herzegovina | €4m | Roma | Free transfer (with potential bonuses) with a 2-year contract. |
Alex Cordaz | GK | 38 | Italy | €0.5m | Crotone | Free transfer with a 1-year contract. |
DEPARTURES
Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Departing to | Info |
Romelu Lukaku | ST | 28 | Belgium | €100m | Chelsea | Permanent sale for €115m. |
Achraf Hakimi | RM | 22 | Morocco | €60m | PSG | Permanent sale for €60m + €11m bonuses. |
Matteo Politano | RW | 27 | Italy | €30m | Napoli | Permanent €19m sale after completed €2.5m loan. |
Andrea Pinamonti | CF | 22 | Italy | €12m | Empoli | 1-year dry loan. |
Joao Mario | CM | 28 | Portugal | €12m | Benfica | Contract termination and free transfer to Benfica.* |
Zinho Vanheusden | CB | 21 | Belgium | €12m | Genoa | 1-year loan after Inter bought him back from Standard Liege for €15m. |
Valentino Lazaro | RM | 25 | Austria | €10m | Benfica | 1-year dry loan. |
Sebastiano Esposito | CF | 18 | Italy | €6m | FC Basel | Loan with option to buy, Inter have buyback option. |
Radja Nainggolan | CM | 33 | Belgium | €5m | / | Contract termination by mutual agreement. |
Lucien Agoume | DM | 19 | France | €5m | Brest | 1-year dry loan. |
Dalbert | LB | 27 | Brazil | €4m | Cagliari | Loan with option to buy for ~€6-8m. |
Antonio Candreva | RW | 34 | Italy | €2.5m | Sampdoria | Permanent sale for €2.5m after completed loan. |
Ashley Young | LM | 35 | England | €1m | Aston Villa | Free transfer after contract expiry. |
Daniele Padelli | GK | 35 | Italy | €0.4m | Udinese | Free transfer after contract expiry. |
* Contract termination and free transfer to Benfica is most likely a way to bypass rival clause in contract made with Sporting and cca. €7.5m payment will be made in some other form or within another transfer.
PRIMAVERA/NON-SQUAD TRANSFERS
Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Departing to | Info |
Andreaw Gravillon | CB | 23 | Guadeloupe | €6m | Stade Reims | Loan with option to buy. |
Lorenzo Pirola | CB | 19 | Italy | €2.5m | Monza | Loan with option to buy, Inter have buyback option. |
Darian Males | AM | 20 | Switzerland | €2.5m | FC Basel | 2-year loan with option to buy. |
Rigoberto Rivas | AM | 22 | Honduras | €1m | Reggina | Permanent sale for €550k. |
Samuele Mulattieri | CF | 20 | Italy | 0.8m | Crotone | 1-year loan. |
Filip Stankovič | GK | 19 | Serbia | €0.5m | FC Volendam | 1-year loan. |
Xian Emmers | CM | 22 | Belgium | €0.45m | Roda JC | Free transfer. |
Marco Pompetti | DM | 21 | Italy | €0.45m | Pescara | 1-year loan. |
Lorenzo Gavioli | CM | 21 | Italy | €0.3m | Reggina | Loan with obligation to buy for undisclosed fee. |
Georgios Vagiannidis | RB | 19 | Greece | €0.2m | Panathinaikos | Free transfer. |
Davide Zugaro | LB | 21 | Italy | €0.15m | Virtus Verona | 1-year loan. |
Niccolò Corrado | LB | 21 | Italy | €0.1m | Feralpisalò | 1-year loan. |
RENEWALS
Name | Position | Age | Nationality | Value▼ | Renewing until |
Alessandro Bastoni | CB | 22 | Italy | €60m | 2024 |
Lucien Agoume | DM | 19 | France | €5m | 2025 |
Danilo D'Ambrosio | RB | 32 | Italy | €5m | 2022 |
Aleksandar Kolarov | LB | 35 | Serbia | €1.5m | 2022 (50% reduced salary) |
Andrea Ranocchia | CB | 33 | Italy | €1m | 2022 |
NOTES
- Considering the fact that Inter doesn't disclose signing fees or additional details (sell-on clause, etc.) on announcements, the transfer fee and details are usually taken from most reliable rumors for said transfer.
- Estimated value is taken from Transfermarkt at the time of addition to the list.
- Tables with players are sorted from most valuable to least valuable.
OTHER
- Feel free to message me or write in the thread if you have heard of any confirmed transfers that are not listed.
- The thread will be sorted by new so you can always keep a on-going discussion in the comments.
- There will still be separate threads for major transfer movements, this is just a sum-up of the whole transfer window.
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2021.04.03 01:17 Sokite [OC] Is Depay a good enough 9 to strengthen Barcelona's attack? Statistical Analysis of Depay.
| Profile Firstly we have to look at the profile of the attacker we're looking for in the summer. In the summer of 2020 we let go of Suarez. He had so many attributes that it would take me all day to list them off, but I feel some of these attributes were extremely important in our system over the last few years. The most important attributes were his goal scoring, hold up play, and ability to occupy the centre backs and drag players out of position. Since his departure, Messi is our only world class goal scorer and now the opposition focuses on him even more as they don't have to worry anymore about Suarez creating goals from all sorts of positions. Suarez' hold up play and physicality was essential for us. It gave us the option of going a more direct route, by playing the ball long into him, where he would take it down and allow us to escape pressure. Suarez leaving has meant that we now only have Braithwaite as a CF option, a massive downgrade in a department that we have always held to such high standards. The type of striker I believe that we need is someone who is great at hold up play and creating the type of passing option that neither Griezmann nor Messi provide, who has the ability to run in behind, and most importantly, score a high volume of goals at a reliable consistency to ease the pressure off of Messi's shoulders. Depay's Attributes https://preview.redd.it/auknnc0s4uq61.png?width=1069&format=png&auto=webp&s=3047533081f59745b6991135eb9c106f7752055a Positives Depay is a dangerous dribbler, he has the ability to beat players using incredible flair and skill. He is an incredible creator, he has an xA / 90 of 0.42, better that 99% of forwards in the top 5 leagues this season. He is also in the 97th percentile for KeyPasses and the 92nd percentile for completed passes into the box. As a 9 he could provide link up play and individuality. Negatives Depay is an average goal scorer. This season he has scored 14 league goals which may sound impressive, but 7 of his goals are from the penalty spot. At Barca, Messi is our main penalty taker and has been for over a decade. 7 non-penalty goals is very little for the CF position at Barca. Depay also doesn't press much, he is only is the 39th percentile for possession-adjusted pressures. Another issue is his turnover rate. Depay loses the ball a lot, even more than Messi. It remains a question whether or not Depay will be allowed to stick to his high risk playstyle. Depay's Positioning Reims 1-1 Lyon Lyon 1-0 Rennes These are pass maps from the most recent matches Depay has played for Lyon that I have access to. Depay plays as a false 9 for Lyon, he has a free role in the team, often finding himself in the left half space, looking to attack from a deeper position than what a more conventional CF would. In both of these matches, Karl Toko Ekambi is the most forward outlet. For Barcelona, Griezmann has played in that position for most of the season, the exception being when Fati played as the left winger before his injury. Barcelona 2-1 Real Madrid 2015 Just to illustrate what I would like our future striker to do, I have presented a pass map of our 2-1 win against Real Madrid. Suarez leads the line and in this game he scored an excellent goal, running beyond Real Madrid's backline to latch onto a long pass. Suarez showed the awareness to run in behind, he had the speed to fashion himself the shooting opportunity, the physicality to hold of the opposing defender, and most notably, the finishing ability. Conclusion Depay is a good player, he possesses dribbling skill and a good passing range. However I do not feel this is enough to warrant us paying a large wage to a player whose skillset we already have in an abundance. Fati, Dembele and Trincao are our winger options, they posses the speed and dribbling ability to function well in wide areas, whereas Depay is more of a central player who prefers the free role. We already have Messi, Griezmann, Coutinho and Pedri who are able to play the CAM role. Depay is also poor off the ball. Griezmann, no matter his attacking play, provides an exceptional work ethic and willingness to press and track back. It has made Messi's lack of work rate less of a problem and it allows him to focus his energy in the attacking phase of the game. Lastly, Depay will not sort out our dependence on Messi for goals. Depay is slightly underperforming his xG but that isn't the main issue, its the volume of chances he gets. Depay doesn't get himself into goal scoring opportunities enough in order to become a proficient goal scorer. Only once in his professional career has Depay crossed 20 league goals, and that was with PSV in the Dutch League in the 14/15 season, over 5 years ago. The roles that he has played over his career are as a creative winger or as a False 9, whose main role is to create chances through ball carrying and passing, rather than to solely score goals. Signing Depay will not be a productive move as we have seen in the last few years what signing CAMs and SS have done. Coutinho, Griezmann and Pedri are not able to play their original position. Pedri and Griezmann's immense work rate is a main factor in their ability to play a slightly different role. We don't need another 10 because we have Messi, and Messi is the best 10 we will ever get. Extra Notes The tool for creating the visuals is made by Soumyajit Bose. I use this tool to create custom visuals, inputting the stats that I feel are the most relevant to a player's position and role. I'm not able to share this tool put I am able to create these visuals for my own discretion and to provide them for you guys. This is my first post of the month and this was a topic I had a lot on my mind about. I hope to do more of these posts but I will be quite busy for these couple months. Either the quantity or quality of post will be affected but I will do my utmost to find a balance and keep producing these OCs. I'm looking forward to feedback on the post and also to your own opinions on whether Depay will be a good option for us. I'm happy to answer any other questions you would like to ask. Have a great Day / Night / Evening / Morning ! submitted by Sokite to Barca [link] [comments] |
2020.10.09 14:18 pastenague [OC] I calculated the most common first and last names of all players in the history of nearly 600 clubs around the world. Here are the results!
Introduction
Back in September 2019, I had a random idea about figuring out the most common player names for a given club. During the lockdown, I had some time to make that idea a reality. I used Wikipedia's API (through the WikipediR R package) to extract the names of every player with a Wikipedia page that belonged to the category "X football players" or "X footballers" for a given club X. I did this extraction back in September 2019, so all this data is only accurate as of September 2019 and does not account for any transfers since then. I compiled the list of players for every club, and then used the humaniformat R package to "intelligently" split every player name into first and last names. Finally, I calculated the modes among the lists of first and last names of the players for each club. I have posted the code in a Github repository in case anyone is interested.
The following tables encompass as many teams from as many countries/leagues as I could fit with a reasonable length in this post. The full list is available in the Google Sheets spreadsheet listed at the top of this post. I encourage anyone whose club is not listed in this post to peruse through that spreadsheet, as you will hopefully find it there. The entire list encompasses each of the countries below, as well as some others (including China, Japan, and some Scandinavian countries), for a total of 579 clubs across the top or top two divisions of 26 countries (England + Wales includes League One and League Two teams as well). Also, the full list for some countries is posted on subreddits pertaining to their leagues, and the separate discussions on those subreddits have been linked.
I apologize if the names of any club are listed incorrectly - I had to do some processing to condense their names from the "official" name (which the Wikipedia pages are often named for) to their common names. Enjoy!
Note: "X" represents a case in which there were more than 3 names that were all tied for being the most common for their club.
England + Wales
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Liverpool | John (54) | Jones (16) | John Jones |
Manchester City | David (27) | Smith (9) | David Smith |
Leicester City | John (25) | Smith (12) | John Smith |
Crystal Palace | John (31) | Smith, Taylor (9) | John Smith-Taylor |
Arsenal | John (32) | Jones (6) | John Jones |
Everton | John (43) | Jones (13) | John Jones |
West Ham United | George (30) | X | George X |
Manchester United | John (53) | Jones, Williams (11) | John Jones-Williams |
Tottenham Hotspur | John (38) | Smith (13) | John Smith |
Sheffield United | John (41) | Smith (14) | John Smith |
Chelsea | John (28) | Smith (12) | John Smith |
Burnley | John (42) | Smith (17) | John Smith |
Southampton | George (40) | Brown (11) | George Brown |
Newcastle United | John (44) | Smith (10) | John Smith |
Bournemouth | John (27) | Smith (10) | John Smith |
Brighton & Hove Albion | Jack (33) | Smith (13) | Jack Smith |
Wolverhampton Wanderers | George (34) | Jones (10) | George Jones |
Aston Villa | John (36) | Evans, Williams (8) | John Evans-Williams |
Norwich City | John (26) | Smith (12) | John Smith |
Watford | Jimmy (24) | Smith (10) | Jimmy Smith |
Barnsley | John (38) | Smith (11) | John Smith |
Birmingham City | Jack (35) | Smith (16) | Jack Smith |
Blackburn Rovers | John (41) | Jones, Taylor (8) | John Jones-Taylor |
Brentford | John (48) | Smith (17) | John Smith |
Bristol City | John (26) | Williams (12) | John Williams |
Cardiff City | John (28) | Jones (18) | John Jones |
Charlton Athletic | John (29) | Smith (8) | John Smith |
Derby County | John (34) | Smith (11) | John Smith |
Fulham | John (28) | Brown (13) | John Brown |
Huddersfield Town | Paul (28) | Smith (18) | Paul Smith |
Hull City | George (25) | Smith (10) | George Smith |
Leeds United | David, John (25) | Smith (10) | David-John Smith |
Luton Town | John (28) | Brown (8) | John Brown |
Middlesbrough | John (25) | Smith (9) | John Smith |
Millwall | John (34) | Smith (14) | John Smith |
Nottingham Forest | John (37) | Brown, Jones, Smith (8) | John Brown-Jones-Smith |
Preston North End | John (38) | Brown, Smith (11) | John Brown-Smith |
Queens Park Rangers | John (25) | Smith (11) | John Smith |
Reading | John (23) | Smith (9) | John Smith |
Sheffield Wednesday | John (25) | Jones (10) | John Jones |
Stoke City | John (58) | Smith (17) | John Smith |
Swansea City | John (24) | Jones (18) | John Jones |
West Bromwich Albion | George (27) | Jones (11) | George Jones |
Wigan Athletic | John (27) | Roberts, Taylor (5) | John Roberts-Taylor |
Germany
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
RB Leipzig | X | Müller (3) | X Müller |
FC Bayern Munich | Hans, Thomas (9) | Müller (3) | Hans-Thomas Müller |
VfL Wolfsburg | Thomas (7) | Madsen (3) | Thomas Madsen |
Bayer 04 Leverkusen | Markus (7) | X | Markus X |
Borussia Dortmund | Thomas (7) | Schmidt, Schneider (3) | Thomas Schmidt-Schneider |
SC Freiburg | Michael (8) | X | Michael X |
Eintracht Frankfurt | Thomas (11) | Lindner, Schmitt (3) | Thomas Lindner-Schmitt |
Borussia Mönchengladbach | Michael (10) | Schulz (3) | Michael Schulz |
TSG 1899 Hoffenheim | Kevin, Andreas (5) | Haas (4) | Kevin-Andreas Haas |
FC Schalke 04 | Michael (10) | X | Michael X |
1 FC Union Berlin | Daniel (7) | X | Daniel X |
Fortuna Düsseldorf | Thomas, Christian, Michael (7) | X | Thomas-Christian-Michael X |
SV Werder Bremen | Frank (6) | Schmidt (3) | Frank Schmidt |
1 FC Köln | X | Müller, Rahn, Schmitz (3) | X Müller-Rahn-Schmitz |
SC Paderborn 07 | Sebastian (8) | Brinkmann (2) | Sebastian Brinkmann |
FC Augsburg | Michael (9) | Müller (4) | Michael Müller |
Hertha BSC | Christian (8) | Müller (5) | Christian Müller |
1 FSV Mainz 05 | Christian (5) | Müller (4) | Christian Müller |
France
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Amiens SC | Fabrice (6) | Traoré (3) | Fabrice Traoré |
Angers SCO | Stephane (7) | Traoré (3) | Stephane Traoré |
FC Girondins de Bordeaux | Andre (7) | Santos (3) | Andre Santos |
Dijon | Florent, Frédéric, Benjamin (4) | Martin (3) | Florent-Frédéric-Benjamin Martin |
Lille OSC | Jean, Philippe (6) | X | Jean-Philippe X |
Olympique Lyonnais | Eric (7) | Kone, Mendes (3) | Eric Kone-Mendes |
Olympique de Marseille | Laurent (8) | Pérez, Camara, NDiaye (3) | Laurent Pérez-Camara-NDiaye |
FC Metz | Philippe (8) | NDiaye, Traoré (4) | Philippe NDiaye-Traoré |
AS Monaco | Eric, Sébastien, Nicolas (7) | Traoré (5) | Eric-Sébastien-Nicolas Traoré |
Montpellier HSC | Nicolas (6) | Passi (3) | Nicolas Passi |
FC Nantes | Nicolas (6) | Touré (5) | Nicolas Touré |
OGC Nice | Anthony (7) | Traoré (3) | Anthony Traoré |
Nîmes Olympique | X | X | X X |
Paris Saint-Germain | Stephane (7) | Traoré (3) | Stephane Traoré |
Stade de Reims | Thomas (6) | Fontaine, Sinibaldi (3) | Thomas Fontaine-Sinibaldi |
Stade Rennais | Olivier, Stephane (7) | Diallo, Diarra, Traoré (3) | Olivier-Stephane Diallo-Diarra-Traoré |
AS Saint-Étienne | Laurent (7) | Camara (3) | Laurent Camara |
Strasbourg | Stephane, David (7) | Santos (3) | Stephane-David Santos |
Toulouse | Christophe, Mathieu (6) | X | Christophe-Mathieu X |
Italy
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Atalanta BC | Andrea, Giuseppe (14) | X | Andrea-Giuseppe X |
Bologna FC 1909 | Andrea (15) | Ferrari (4) | Andrea Ferrari |
Brescia | Andrea, Luca (14) | Ferrari, Romano (3) | Andrea-Luca Ferrari-Romano |
Cagliari | Marco (15) | X | Marco X |
ACF Fiorentina | Giuseppe, Marco (13) | Manfredini, Orlando, Rizzo (3) | Giuseppe-Marco Manfredini-Orlando-Rizzo |
Genoa | Francesco (18) | X | Francesco X |
Hellas Verona | Marco (17) | Ferrari (4) | Marco Ferrari |
Inter Milan | Giuseppe (25) | Colombo, Sala (4) | Giuseppe Colombo-Sala |
Juventus | Giuseppe (18) | Rossi (5) | Giuseppe Rossi |
SS Lazio | Roberto (14) | X | Roberto X |
US Lecce | Giuseppe (14) | Di Chiara, Petrachi (3) | Giuseppe Di Chiara-Petrachi |
AC Milan | Marco (19) | X | Marco X |
SSC Napoli | Roberto (14) | Esposito, Ferrara, Fontana (3) | Roberto Esposito-Ferrara-Fontana |
Parma Calcio 1913 | Marco, Alessandro (19) | Ferrari (4) | Marco-Alessandro Ferrari |
AS Roma | Marco, Paolo (16) | Conti, Ferrari (4) | Marco-Paolo Conti-Ferrari |
Sampdoria | Andrea (17) | Ferrari (4) | Andrea Ferrari |
SPAL | Marco (12) | Vecchi (3) | Marco Vecchi |
Torino | Alessandro, Giuseppe (16) | Benedetti, López, Romano (3) | Alessandro-Giuseppe Benedetti-López-Romano |
Udinese | Antonio, Marco (10) | Santos (5) | Antonio-Marco Santos |
Spain
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Atlético Madrid | José (24) | López, Diaz, Rodríguez (5) | José López-Diaz-Rodríguez |
Athletic Bilbao | José (25) | García (7) | José García |
Sevilla | José (18) | Silva, López (4) | José Silva-López |
Levante UD | José (20) | Rodríguez (5) | José Rodríguez |
Real Madrid | José (28) | Fernández (7) | José Fernández |
CA Osasuna | Javier, José (11) | García (12) | Javier-José García |
Deportivo Alavés | Sergio (9) | García (7) | Sergio García |
FC Barcelona | José (18) | García (8) | José García |
Granada | Antonio (12) | Pérez (5) | Antonio Pérez |
Valencia | José (15) | Navarro (5) | José Navarro |
Real Valladolid | José (24) | Fernández, García (6) | José Fernández-García |
Celta de Vigo | José (13) | Fernández (6) | José Fernández |
Real Sociedad | José (16) | Alonso (4) | José Alonso |
RCD Mallorca | Juan (12) | López (7) | Juan López |
Real Betis | José (16) | Fernández, Rodríguez, García (5) | José Fernández-Rodríguez-García |
Villarreal | Javier (13) | González (5) | Javier González |
Getafe | David (10) | Diaz (5) | David Diaz |
Eibar | José (19) | García (7) | José García |
RCD Espanyol | José (23) | López (7) | José López |
Leganés | Carlos (9) | García (6) | Carlos García |
Portugal
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
SL Benfica | José (28) | Pereira, Silva (10) | José Pereira-Silva |
SC Braga | João (15) | Silva, Santos (9) | João Silva-Santos |
FC Porto | Carlos, Antonio (13) | Pereira (13) | Carlos-Antonio Pereira |
Sporting CP | X | Tavares (2) | X Tavares |
Russia
Club | Mode_First_Name | Mode_Last_Name | Mode_Name |
FC Spartak Moscow | Aleksandr (48) | Ivanov (5) | Aleksandr Ivanov |
FC Lokomotiv Moscow | Aleksandr (45) | Kuznetsov (5) | Aleksandr Kuznetsov |
FC Zenit Saint Petersburg | Sergei (20) | Ivanov (6) | Sergei Ivanov |
PFC CSKA Moscow | Sergei (33) | Ivanov, Kuznetsov (4) | Sergei Ivanov-Kuznetsov |
Netherlands
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Ajax | Wim, Jan (12) | Keizer (4) | Wim-Jan Keizer |
PSV Eindhoven | Jan (9) | de Jong (5) | Jan de Jong |
Feyenoord | Jan, Henk, John (7) | X | Jan-Henk-John X |
Turkey
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Fenerbahçe SK | Mehmet (9) | Simsek (3) | Mehmet Simsek |
Trabzonspor | X | Demir, Yılmaz (4) | X Demir-Yılmaz |
Beşiktaş JK | Ali, Gökhan (7) | Özkan (3) | Ali-Gökhan Özkan |
Galatasaray SK | Emre (9) | Erdem (4) | Emre Erdem |
Scotland
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Celtic | John (53) | Miller (7) | John Miller |
Rangers | John (45) | Ferguson (10) | John Ferguson |
United States + Canada
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Los Angeles FC | Carlos, Diego (2) | Pérez (3) | Carlos-Diego Pérez |
Philadelphia Union | Chris, Brian (5) | Jones (3) | Chris-Brian Jones |
New York City | X | Mendoza (2) | X Mendoza |
Atlanta United | George, Andrew, Chris (2) | Martínez (2) | George-Andrew-Chris Martínez |
Seattle Sounders | Michael (3) | X | Michael X |
Minnesota United | Thomas, Sam, Kevin (2) | Ibarra (2) | Thomas-Sam-Kevin Ibarra |
San Jose Earthquakes | Chris (7) | X | Chris X |
Real Salt Lake | Chris (8) | Johnson, Martínez (3) | Chris Johnson-Martínez |
FC Dallas | X | Rodríguez (5) | X Rodríguez |
LA Galaxy | David, Brian (7) | González (4) | David-Brian González |
DC United | Chris (8) | Carroll (3) | Chris Carroll |
New York Red Bulls | Chris, Mike (9) | Álvarez, Hernández, Lewis (3) | Chris-Mike Álvarez-Hernández-Lewis |
Portland Timbers | X | Johnson (3) | X Johnson |
New England Revolution | José (7) | Brown, Smith (3) | José Brown-Smith |
Toronto | Nick (5) | X | Nick X |
Montreal Impact | Eric (3) | Choinière, González (2) | Eric Choinière-González |
Sporting Kansas City | Matt, Chris, Kevin (6) | X | Matt-Chris-Kevin X |
Orlando City SC | X | García, Sané (2) | X García-Sané |
Chicago Fire | David (9) | Johnson (5) | David Johnson |
Houston Dynamo | Eric, Chris (4) | Brown (3) | Eric-Chris Brown |
Columbus Crew SC | Chris, Brian, Matt (7) | Williams (5) | Chris-Brian-Matt Williams |
Colorado Rapids | Chris, Matt (8) | Brown (4) | Chris-Matt Brown |
Vancouver Whitecaps | Michael, David (3) | Davies (2) | Michael-David Davies |
FC Cincinnati | X | Walker (2) | X Walker |
Brazil
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Flamengo | Rodrigo (12) | da Silva (21) | Rodrigo da Silva |
Santos | Paulo (12) | Santos (21) | Paulo Santos |
Corinthians | Fabio (10) | Santos (17) | Fabio Santos |
São Paulo | José (14) | da Silva (17) | José da Silva |
Palmeiras | José (15) | da Silva (23) | José da Silva |
Internacional | Marcelo (12) | da Silva (24) | Marcelo da Silva |
Grêmio | Paulo (14) | da Silva, Santos (18) | Paulo da Silva-Santos |
CR Vasco da Gama | Paulo (14) | da Silva (19) | Paulo da Silva |
Cruzeiro | Rafael, José (10) | Santos (17) | Rafael-José Santos |
Fluminense | Carlos (10) | Santos (17) | Carlos Santos |
Belgium
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
Standard Liège | Jonathan (7) | Santos (3) | Jonathan Santos |
Club Brugge | Ivan (5) | X | Ivan X |
KAA Gent | Thomas (5) | NDiaye (3) | Thomas NDiaye |
KRC Genk | Marco, Kevin, Igor (3) | Gudjonsson, Peeters (3) | Marco-Kevin-Igor Gudjonsson-Peeters |
Royal Antwerp | Kevin (5) | X | Kevin X |
RSC Anderlecht | Jan (7) | Martens (3) | Jan Martens |
Cercle Brugge | Kevin, Olivier (4) | X | Kevin-Olivier X |
Switzerland
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
BSC Young Boys | Alain, Marco, Martin (4) | Burki, Sutter (3) | Alain-Marco-Martin Burki-Sutter |
FC Basel | Marco, Walter (8) | Ajeti, Boumelaha, Rahmen (3) | Marco-Walter Ajeti-Boumelaha-Rahmen |
Greece
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
PAOK | Dimitris (15) | X | Dimitris X |
Olympiacos | Giorgos (12) | Papadopoulos (5) | Giorgos Papadopoulos |
AEK Athens | Christos (12) | Vlachos (4) | Christos Vlachos |
Panathinaikos | Nikos (17) | X | Nikos X |
Argentina
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
San Lorenzo | José (20) | González (6) | José González |
Boca Juniors | Juan (26) | González (7) | Juan González |
Newell's Old Boys | Juan (19) | Rodríguez (6) | Juan Rodríguez |
Rosario Central | José (19) | González (10) | José González |
River Plate | Juan (33) | Fernández, Martínez (8) | Juan Fernández-Martínez |
Estudiantes de La Plata | Juan (26) | Fernández, González (7) | Juan Fernández-González |
Atlético Independiente | Carlos (19) | Martínez, Rodríguez (6) | Carlos Martínez-Rodríguez |
Racing Club de Avellaneda | Juan (23) | González (6) | Juan González |
Mexico
Club | First Name | Last Name | Name |
América | Carlos, Luis (13) | Sánchez (9) | Carlos-Luis Sánchez |
Tigres UANL | Carlos (10) | Hernández (6) | Carlos Hernández |
Monterrey | Juan (11) | X | Juan X |
Cruz Azul | Carlos (15) | Gutiérrez (6) | Carlos Gutiérrez |
Guadalajara | José (16) | X | José X |
Pumas UNAM | José, Luis (8) | López, Castro, Ramírez (5) | José-Luis López-Castro-Ramírez |
Insights
- With 60 Johns, Sunderland are officially the club with the most Johns in the world, beating Stoke City (58), Liverpool (54), and Manchester United and Port Vale (53) to claim the title.
- With 33 Juans, River Plate are officially the club with the most Juans in the world.
- Port Vale are officially the Smithiest club in the world, with 23 men of that name having played for the club. The Jonesiest club in the world are Crewe Alexandra, with 20 Joneses.
- Huddersfield Town are the only Paul club in the top two English divisions.
- It's only fitting that the most common name in Bayern Munich's history is (Hans-)Thomas Müller. However, the club with the most Müllers in the top two German divisions is actually Dynamo Dresden (7) - and their most common name is also Thomas Müller!
- Most of the most common French surnames are of African origin - particularly Traoré, Touré, and Camara. A more surprising one is Santos, which is the most common surname of Bordeaux and Strasbourg.
- Though their fans probably winced at the name, Giuseppe Rossi turns out to be the most common set of names in Juventus's history.
- Italian and German clubs seem to be (perhaps surprisingly) quite heterogeneous in terms of footballing names, with numbers of last name duplicates not exceeding 5 - an extremely low number compared to those of England and even Spain.
- Brazil is filled with Santoses and da Silvas. All 21 Brazilian clubs analysed had one of those two surnames as their most common surnames.
Thank you for reading. Please feel free to correct any mistakes I made. I hope you found this interesting.
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2020.07.23 20:57 mercurialsaliva 2020 Summer Mercato/Transfer Thread
The transfer window will close on October 5, in line with UEFA's recommendation.
I will update these as soon as I can. Please post announcements whenever they happen to help me out. Only official transfers announced will be in the tables below (except for the rumors table, obviously)
Here are his previous summer threads:
TEAM CHANGES:
Summary:
In:
Permanent: Kalulu, Tatarusanu, Hauge,
Loan: Brahim Diaz, Tonali, Dalot.
Redeemed: Saelemaekers, Kjaer, Rebic
Out:
Permanent: Ricardo Rodriguez, Bonaventura, Biglia, Reina, Paqueta, Halilovic
Loan: Pobega, Plizzari, Brescianini, Laxalt.
Redeemed: Suso, Andre Silva
IN:
Purchased: Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Fee (€) | Salary (€) | From | Contract Until | Number | Notes |
Saelemaekers | RW | 21 | Belgium | 3.3M | 1.1M | Anderlecht | 2024 | 56 | Redeemed |
Kjaer | CB | 31 | Denmark | 3.3M | 3M | Sevilla FC | 2022 | 24 | Redeemed |
Pierre Kalulu | RB | 20 | France | 0.45M | 500k | Lyon B | 2025 | 20 | |
Rebic | ST | 26 | Croatia | - | 3M | Eintracht Frankfurt | 2025 | 12 | Early Redemption |
Ciprian Tătăruşanu | GK | 34 | Romania | 500k | 1.2M | Lyon | 2023 | 1 | |
Jens Petter Hauge | LW | 20 | Norway | 5M | 1M | Bodø-Glimt | 2025 | 15 | |
Total: 6 | - | - | - | €11.55M | €8.65M | - | - | - | - |
Loaned In: Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Fee (€) | Salary (€) | From | Loan Until | Number | Notes |
Brahim Diaz | MF | 21 | Spain | - | - | Real Madrid | June 2021 | 21 | Option to buy with buy back clause |
Tonali | MF | 20 | Italy | 10M | 2M | Brescia | June 2021 | 8 | Option to buy for 20M |
Diego Dalot | RB | 21 | Portugal | - | - | Manchester United | June 2021 | 5 | Dry Loan |
Total: 3 | - | - | - | €10M | - | - | - | - | - |
Promoted from Primavera:
Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Salary (€) | Number |
Colombo | ST | 18 | Italy | - | 29 |
Daniel Maldini | AM | 18 | Italy | - | 27 |
Total: 2 | | - | - | - | - |
Purchased/Loaned for Primavera: Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Fee (€) | From | Contract Until | Number | Notes |
Lukas Björklund | ST | 16 | Sweden | - | Malmo U17 | June 2023 | | |
Emil Roback | ST | 17 | Sweden | 1.5M | Hammarby | | | |
Fotis Pseftis | GK | 17 | Greece | - | Asteras Tripoli | | | Loan |
Coli Saco | CM | 18 | France | - | FC Sochaux | | | |
Wilgot Marshage | FW | 16 | Sweden | - | IFK Lidingö FK | | | |
Total: 5 | - | - | - | €1.5M | - | - | - | - |
Returned From Loan: Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Back From | League | Notes |
Suso | RW | 26 | Spain | Sevilla | La Liga | Sold |
Alessandro Plizzari | GK | 20 | Italy | Livorno | Serie B | Loaned |
Riccardo Forte | SS | 21 | Italy | Lecco | Serie C | |
Ismet Sinani | CF | 21 | Kosovo/Albania | Sicula Leonzio | Serie C | |
Pepe Reina | GK | 37 | Spain | Aston Villa | Premier League | Sold |
Ricardo Rodriguez | LB | 27 | Switzerland | PSV Eindhoven | Erdivisie | Sold |
Tommaso Pobega | CM | 21 | Italy | Pordenone | Serie B | Loaned |
Alen Halilovic | CM | 24 | Croatia | Heerenveen | Erdivisie | |
Andre Silva | FW | 24 | Portugal | Eintracht Frankfurt | Bundesliga | Sold |
Total: 9 | | - | - | - | - | - |
Purchased for Milan Femminile: Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Fee (€) | From | Number | Notes |
Natasha Dowie | ST | 32 | England | - | Melbourne Victory | | |
Laura Agard | DF | 30 | France | - | Fiorentina | | |
Selena Babb | GK | 24 | Netherlands | - | CD Sporting Club de Huelva | | |
Giorgia Spinelli | DF | 26 | Italy | - | Stade Reims | | |
Caroline Rask | MF | 26 | Denmark | - | Fortuna Hjørring | | |
Christy Grimshaw | MF | 24 | Scotland | - | FC Metz | | |
Julia Simic | MF | 31 | Germany | - | West Ham | | |
Total: 7 | - | - | - | €0M | - | - | - |
OUT:
Sold/Released: Player | Position | Age | Fee (€) | Salary (€) | To | Notes |
Suso | RW | 26 | 20M | 3M | Sevilla | |
Andre Silva | FW | 24 | 9M | - | Eintracht Frankfurt | Early Redemption |
Ricardo Rodriguez | LB | 27 | 3M | 2.1M | Torino | |
Bonaventura | CM | 30 | Free | 2M | Fiorentina | End of Contract |
Reina | GK | 37 | Free | 3M | Lazio | |
Biglia | CM | 34 | Free | 3.5M | Karagümrük | End of Contract |
Paqueta | CM | 22 | 21M | 2.2M | Lyon | + % of Future Sale |
Halilovic | MF | 24 | Free | 1.5M | - | Terminated Contract |
Total: 8 | - | - | 53M | 15.8M | - | - |
Loan Out: Player | Position | Age | Fee (€) | Salary (€) | Loan To | League | Length | Notes |
Alessandro Plizzari | GK | 20 | - | - | Reggina | Serie B | | |
Brescianini | MF | 20 | - | - | Virtus Entella | Serie B | | |
Tommaso Pobega | MF | 21 | - | - | Spezia | Serie A | | Loan with option to buy and buy-back clause |
Laxalt | LB | 27 | - | 2.2M | Celtic | Loan | 1 Year | |
Total: 4 | - | - | €0M | | - | - | - | - |
Loan Ended:
Player | Position | Age | Returned to | Notes |
Kjaer | CB | 31 | Sevilla | Purchased |
Begovic | GK | 33 | Brounemouth | |
Saelemaekers | RW | 21 | Anderlecht | Purchased |
Rebic | ST | 26 | Frankfurt | Early Redemption |
Total: 4 | - | - | - | - |
Sold/Loaned from Primavera: Player | Position | Fee (€) | To | League | Notes |
Alessandro Sala | CM | - | Cesena | Serie B | |
Bellodi | CB | - | Alessandria | Serie B | - |
Total: 2 | - | €M | - | | - |
Sold/Loaned/Released from Milan Femminile: Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Fee (€) | To | Notes |
Nora Heroum | MF | 25 | Finland | - | Brighton | |
Stine Hovland | DF | 29 | Norway | - | | |
Pamela Begic | FW | 25 | Slovenia | - | | |
Francesca Zanzi | GK | 25 | Italy | - | | |
Sandra Zigic | DF | 32 | Croatia | - | | |
Marta Carissimi | MD | 33 | Italy | - | | |
Monica Mendes | DF | 27 | Portugal | - | | |
Raffaella Manieri | DF | 33 | Italy | - | | |
Lady Andrade | FW | 27 | Colombia | - | Deportivo La Corunia | |
Mia Bellucci | MD | 23 | Italy | - | | |
Berglind Björg Thorvaldsdóttir | FW | 28 | Iceland | - | Breidabik | Loan ended |
Total: 11 | - | | | €M | - | - |
FINANCIAL BREAKDOWN:
The breakdown here is just
Category | Amount (€) |
Transfer Income | 53M |
Transfer Expenditure | 22.55M |
Net | 30.45M |
RUMORS:
RUMOR IN:
Not every random rumor will be added. Only Tier 3 or above transfer rumors will be added.
Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Rumored Fee (€) | From | Likelihood [1-5 star] | Notes |
Simakan | CB | 20 | France | 15M | Strassbourg | * | |
Rudiger | CB | 27 | Germany | - | Chelsea | * | |
No longer Rumored: Szoboszlai, Emerson, Samardizc, Depay, Roca, Godfrey, Bustos, Aurier, Miranchuk, Pessina, Jovic, Florentino, Wesley Fofana, Chiesa, Ajer, Nacho, Bakayoko, Milenkovic, Nastatic, Anguissa, Tomiyasu, Thauvin, Kabak RUMOR OUT:
Not every random rumor will be added. Only Tier 3 or above transfer rumors will be added.
Player | Position | Age | Nationality | Fee (€) | Current Salary (€) | To | Likelihood [1-5 star] | Notes |
Conti | RB | 26 | Italy | - | 2M | - | * | |
No longer Rumored: Zlatan, Calabria, Musacchio, Duarte, Krunic
Legend | Symbol |
Early rumors | * |
Rumors heating up | ** |
Positive contact | *** |
Very likely but not guaranteed | **** |
Almost done | ***** |
Pending official announcement | 🔥 |
Recent Increased Likelihood | 🔺 |
Recent Decreased Likelihood | 🔻 |
Official Announcements from:
https://www.acmilan.com/ Salary source:
https://www.rossoneriblog.com/2019/09/10/milan-2019-2020-players-salary-chart/ Transfer Detail Source:
https://www.transfermarkt.us/ac-milan/transfers/verein/5/plus/0?saison_id=2020&pos=&detailpos=&w_s=s Thank you all for all the rewards!
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2020.05.17 12:39 FootballRoundup Football Roundup - 16/05/2020
Ligue 1 🇫🇷
Home Team | Result | Away Team |
Lille OSC | None-None | Amiens SC |
Dijon Football Côte d'Or | None-None | Stade de Reims |
Olympique de Marseille | None-None | FC Metz |
RC Strasbourg Alsace | None-None | FC Girondins de Bordeaux |
OGC Nice | None-None | AS Saint-Étienne |
Stade Brestois 29 | None-None | Nîmes Olympique |
Montpellier HSC | None-None | FC Nantes |
Angers SCO | None-None | Olympique Lyonnais |
Paris Saint-Germain FC | None-None | Stade Rennais FC 1901 |
AS Monaco FC | None-None | Toulouse FC |
Bundesliga 🇩🇪
Home Team | Result | Away Team |
BV Borussia 09 Dortmund | 4-0 | FC Schalke 04 |
TSV Fortuna 95 Düsseldorf | 0-0 | SC Paderborn 07 |
TSG 1899 Hoffenheim | 0-3 | Hertha BSC |
FC Augsburg | 1-2 | VfL Wolfsburg |
RB Leipzig | 1-1 | SC Freiburg |
Eintracht Frankfurt | 1-3 | Borussia Mönchengladbach |
Serie A 🇮🇹
Home Team | Result | Away Team |
SS Lazio | None-None | Brescia Calcio |
Parma Calcio 1913 | None-None | Atalanta BC |
Torino FC | None-None | AS Roma |
Udinese Calcio | None-None | US Lecce |
Hellas Verona FC | None-None | SPAL 2013 |
UC Sampdoria | None-None | AC Milan |
US Sassuolo Calcio | None-None | Genoa CFC |
Cagliari Calcio | None-None | Juventus FC |
FC Internazionale Milano | None-None | SSC Napoli |
ACF Fiorentina | None-None | Bologna FC 1909 |
Serie A 🇧🇷
Home Team | Result | Away Team |
SE Palmeiras | None-None | Goiás EC |
Coritiba FBC | None-None | CR Flamengo |
Fortaleza EC | None-None | Botafogo FR |
Grêmio FBPA | None-None | SC Corinthians Paulista |
AC Goianiense | None-None | SC Recife |
CR Vasco da Gama | None-None | São Paulo FC |
EC Bahia | None-None | RB Bragantino |
Santos FC | None-None | CA Paranaense |
Fluminense FC | None-None | SC Internacional |
CA Mineiro | None-None | Ceará SC |
Primeira Liga 🇵🇹
Home Team | Result | Away Team |
Gil Vicente FC | None-None | FC Paços de Ferreira |
Moreirense FC | None-None | CD Tondela |
Sport Lisboa e Benfica | None-None | Sporting Clube de Portugal |
Vitória FC | None-None | Os Belenenses Futebol |
CD Santa Clara | None-None | Vitória SC |
Boavista FC | None-None | Rio Ave FC |
Portimonense SC | None-None | CD Aves |
Sporting Clube de Braga | None-None | FC Porto |
CS Marítimo | None-None | FC Famalicão |
La Liga 🇪🇸
Home Team | Result | Away Team |
RCD Mallorca | None-None | Granada CF |
Athletic Club | None-None | CD Leganés |
Getafe CF | None-None | Club Atlético de Madrid |
Real Sociedad de Fútbol | None-None | Sevilla FC |
RC Celta de Vigo | None-None | Levante UD |
Real Betis Balompié | None-None | Deportivo Alavés |
SD Eibar | None-None | Real Valladolid CF |
Real Madrid CF | None-None | Villarreal CF |
FC Barcelona | None-None | CA Osasuna |
Valencia CF | None-None | RCD Espanyol de Barcelona |
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2019.12.16 10:32 KingOfCofefe The entire bee movie script but it's mocking you
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2019.09.23 22:27 derweenie May 1945
1: WWII - Hamburg Radio announces that Hitler has died in battle, "fighting up to his last breath against Bolshevism." / Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda commit suicide, after killing their six children. Karl Dönitz appoints Lutz Graf Schwerin von Krosigk as the new Chancellor of Germany, in the Flensburg Government / Troops of the Yugoslav 4th Army, together with the Slovene 9th Corpus NOV, enter Trieste / Mass suicide in Demmin - An estimated 700–2,500 suicides take place, after 80% of the town has been destroyed by the Soviets during the past three days.
2: WWII - The Soviet Union announces the fall of Berlin. Soviet soldiers hoist the Red flag over the Reich Chancellery / Prague liberated by Red Army in May 1945 / Lübeck is liberated by the British Army / The surrender of Axis troops in Italy comes into effect / A Holocaust death march from Dachau to the Austrian border is halted under two kilometers west of Waakirchen by the segregated, all-Nisei 522nd Field Artillery Battalion of the U.S. Army in southern Bavaria, saving several hundred prisoners / Troops of the New Zealand Army 2nd Division enter Trieste a day after the Yugoslavs; the German Army in Trieste surrenders to the New Zealand Army / Following the death or resignation of the Hitler Cabinet in Germany, the Schwerin von Krosigk cabinet first meets / Neuengamme concentration camp near Hamburg is evacuated at about this date / Expatriate American poet Ezra Pound is arrested by the Italian resistance movement; released by them, on May 5 he turns himself in to the United States Army, and is imprisoned as a traitor.
3: WWII - The prison ships Cap Arcona (5,000 dead), Thielbek (2,750 dead) and Deutschland (all survive) are sunk by the British Royal Air Force in Lübeck Bay / Rocket scientist Wernher von Braun and 120 members of his team surrender to U.S. forces (later going on to help start the U.S. space program) / German Protestant theologian Gerhard Kittel is arrested by the French forces in Tübingen, Germany.
4: WWII - German surrender at Lüneburg Heath - All German armed forces in northwest Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands surrender unconditionally to Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery, effective on May 5 at 08:00 hours British Double (and German) Summer Time / The Netherlands is liberated by British and Canadian troops / Denmark is liberated / Admiral Karl Dönitz orders all U-boats to cease offensive operations and return to bases in Norway / The Holy Crown of Hungary is found by the United States Army 86th Infantry Division. The United States government keeps the crown in Fort Knox for safekeeping from the Soviets, until it is returned to Hungary on January 6 1978 / German auxiliary cruiser Orion is sunk on her way to Copenhagen carrying refugees, with a loss of over 3,800 lives.
5: WWII - Prague Uprising - Prague rises up against occupying Nazi forces / The US 11th Armored Division liberates the prisoners of Mauthausen concentration camp, including Simon Wiesenthal / American soldiers fighting in the Pacific theater listen to radio reports of Victory in Europe Day on May 8, 1945 / Canadian soldiers liberate the city of Amsterdam from Nazi occupation / A Japanese fire balloon kills six people, Elsie Mitchell and five children, near Bly, Oregon, when it explodes as they drag it from the woods. These are the only people killed by an enemy attack on the American mainland during WWII / The cartoon character Yosemite Sam debuts in Hare Trigger.
6: WWII - Mildred Gillars ("Axis Sally") delivers her last propaganda broadcast to Allied troops (the first was on December 11, 1941) / Holocaust - Ebensee concentration camp in Austria is liberated by troops of the 80th Division (United States).
6–7: The government of the Independent State of Croatia, the Nazi-affiliated fascist puppet state established in occupied Yugoslavia, flees Zagreb for a location near Klagenfurt in Austria, rather than fall into the hands of the Yugoslav Partisans, initiating the Bleiburg repatriations.
7: WWII - At 02:41, General Alfred Jodl signs the unconditional German Instrument of Surrender in SHAEF HQ at Reims, France, to end Germany's participation in the war. Surrender is effective on May 8 at 23:01 hours Central European Time (00:01 hours May 9 German Summer Time) / Numerous RAF Lancasters land in Germany to repatriate British prisoners of war. Some 4,500 ex-POWs are flown back to Great Britain over the next 24 hours.
8: WWII - Victory in Europe Day (VE Day) is observed by the western European powers as Nazi Germany surrenders, marking the end of WWII in Europe / Shortly before midnight (May 9 Moscow time) the final German Instrument of Surrender is signed at the seat of the Soviet Military Administration in Berlin-Karlshorst, attended by Allied representatives / Canadian troops move into Amsterdam, after German troops surrender / The surrender of the Dodecanese is signed in Symi / The Eighth British Army, together with Slovene partisan troops and a motorized detachment of the Yugoslav 4th Army, arrives in Carinthia and Klagenfurt. The Croatian Armed Forces of the Independent State of Croatia are ordered by their commanders not to surrender to the Yugoslav Partisans, but to attempt to retreat to Austria and surrender to the British, part of the events leading to the Bleiburg repatriations.
8–29: Sétif and Guelma massacre: in Algeria, thousands die as French troops and released Italian POWs kill an estimated 6,000 to 40,000 Algerian citizens.
9: WWII - The Soviet Union marks VE Day / The Red Army enters Prague / Hermann Göring surrenders to the United States Army near Radstadt / Vidkun Quisling and other members of the collaborationist Quisling regime in Norway surrender to the Resistance (Milorg) and police at Møllergata 19 in Oslo, as part of the legal purge in Norway after World War II / General Alexander Löhr, Commander of German Army Group E near Topolšica, Slovenia, signs the capitulation of German occupation troops / German occupation of Guernsey and Jersey ends with their liberation by the Royal Navy as HMS Bulldog arrives in St Peter Port and HMS Beagle in St Helier.
10: WWII - German occupation of Sark ends, with its liberation by the Royal Navy.
12: Argentinian labour leader José Peter declares the Meat Industry Workers Federation dissolved / Rev. W. V. Awdry's children's book The Three Railway Engines, first of The Railway Series, is published in England.
14–15: WWI - Battle of Poljana: The last battle of the War in Europe is fought at Poljana near Slovenj Gradec, Slovenia.
15: WWII - Surrender at Bleiburg – Retreating troops of the Croatian Armed Forces of the former puppet Independent State of Croatia (intermingled with fleeing civilians) attempt to surrender to the British Army at Bleiburg, but are directed to surrender to Yugoslav Partisans, who open fire on them. The remainder, after orders are given by Tito, are force-marched through Croatia and Serbia, interned or massacred, with thousands dying.
16: WWII - German occupation of Alderney ends, with its liberation by the Royal Navy.
23: The Flensburg Government is dissolved by the Allies, and German President Karl Dönitz and German Chancellor Lutz Graf Schwerin von Krosigk are arrested by British RAF Regiment personnel at Flensburg. They are respectively the last German Head of state and Head of government until 1949 / Heinrich Himmler, former head of the Nazi SS, commits suicide in British custody.
28: American-born Irish-raised William Joyce ("Lord Haw-Haw") is captured on the German border. He is later charged with high treason in London for his English-language Nazi broadcasts on German radio, convicted, and then hanged in January 1946.
29: German communists, led by Walter Ulbricht, arrive in Berlin / Dutch painter Han van Meegeren is arrested for collaboration with the Nazis, but the "Dutch Golden Age" paintings he has sold to Hermann Göring (Koch) are later proved to be his own fakes.
30: The Iranian government demands that all Soviet and British troops leave the country.
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2019.01.08 02:11 Toonsillitis Celestial Shroud Mechanics and Interactions
I noticed that many players here don't know what the Celestial Shroud offers. I think you guys have mistaken it for just "Auto block". Here's the post I found in vgforums. Credits to Guest_78 for this.
Okey, I’m going to talk about the new item: Celestial Shroud. We all know how it works, but as some people has discovered, certain abilities that doesn’t have damage but they have cc don’t trigger it while CS blocks their cc. This is the case for example of Lorelai’s B (thanks you @coltonJW) But this is t the only interaction! After some testing, @VaKTaBi and me have discovered other interactions. What CS blocks without triggering:
Vox’s pulse (doesn’t prevent the resonances from bouncing to you though)
Reims passive. This means he can no longer active Boots AA +B to root, he first needs to hit the enemy with an ability, which is huge against ranged heroes. Credits to reddit.
Lorelai’s B
BF’s passive.
Lyra’s Passive
Atlas Pauldron
pulseweave
Shiversteel
Krul’s passive + SS’ passive.
all non hero cc (treants (3v3 and 5v5), dragons (5v5) and crystal sentries (3v3)).
Interesting observation: Magnus’ bounces count as ability damage.
Edit: Kensei with his epic talent is invulnerable: getting hit while invulnerable doesn’t trigger it, which means that with CS and his epic talent he can’t be CCed nor damaged. Basically he is unbeatable no matter what (@Orikson).
Edit 2: another interesting note. Koshka’s ult still damages you as she deals an initial hit of damage, which means that the strongest damage part that comes at the end will hit you.
Edit 3: Catherine’s A trigger it, Afterburn triggers it, Fortress’ A triggers it.
Edit 4: New interactions:
blocks Bomesaw
Fortress’ ult doesn’t trigger, which means that while the Wolfe’s still damages you (they deal weapon damage), it blocks the mortal wound (and the slow as it depends on the mortal wounds). This is huge
nullweave gauntlet is blocked too.
despite having bonus CP damage, ringo’s B doesn’t trigger it.
Tony’s A triggers it in the third hit. So far Tony, Fortress, Vox and Lorelai seem the most affected ones.
Rona’s B activates it
Ardan BfB actiaves it. Best roam anti CS?
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21:37
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
That's all we have time for today, many thanks for joining us.
Remember, tomorrow is Deadline Day in Europe and the loan window for the Sky Bet EFL so expect it to be busy!
We'll be bringing you all the latest done deals, news and rumours right here from 7am. See you then!
21:28
CELTIC CLOSE TO BENKOVIC LOAN
Celtic are close to agreeing a season-long loan deal with Leicester City for centre half Filip Benkovic, Sky Sports News understands.
The 21-year old Croatian only moved to Leicester from Dinamo Zagreb earlier this month, and only made his debut on Tuesday night in the Carabao Cup. Now he looks like spending much of his first season in British football in Scotland.
Benkovic was at Celtic Park this evening to watch Celtic beat FK Suduva 3-0 (4-1 agg) to reach the Europa League group stages, and the deal should be completed on Friday before the midnight deadline. He could make his Celtic debut in Sunday’s Old Firm game.
20:40
CITY IN FOR RABIOT?
Man City are planning a January move for Paris Saint-Germain midfielder Adrien Rabiot, according to The Sun.
Pep Guardiola sees the Frenchman as a player who could strengthen his midfield in what could be a busy second half of the season.
20:24
GUEDES JOINS VALENCIA
Paris-Saint Germain winger Goncalo Guedes has completed a move to Valencia.
He has signed a deal through to the summer of 2024 with a €300m release clause. The 21-year-old spent last season on loan with Valencia.
20:02
CHADLI JOINS MONACO
Nacer Chadli has joined Ligue 1 club AS Monaco for an undisclosed fee, leaving West Brom. He has signed a three-year deal.
The deal was completed on Thursday evening after West Brom accepted an improved offer from Monaco late on Wednesday.
https://twitter.com/AS_Monaco/status/1035259738777440256
19:51
RADONJIC JOINS MARSEILLE
Nemanja Radonjic has joined Marseille, making the move from Red Star Belgrade, who he helped into the Champions League group stages this week.
He will wear the No 7 shirt for his new club.
19:31
SANDRO LOAN CONFIRMED
Sandro Ramirez has joined Real Sociedad from Everton on a season long loan deal.
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/1035248428811476992
19:19
ROSALES LOANED OUT
Roberto Rosales has renewed his Malaga contract until 2020 and has immediately been loaned out to Espanyol until the end of the 2018/19 season.
18:56
MORRIS INFLUENCED LOWE DECISION
Derby defender Max Lowe admits his initial interest in moving to Aberdeen was further strengthened when Jody Morris gave a glowing reference of Dons boss Derek McInnes.
He said: "I found about the interest and pushed for it straight away. The gaffer at Derby has been great with me, letting me get out and get games. I'm happy to get my contract sorted and to get a move to a big club topped it off.
"As soon as the interest was there, Jody pulled me aside and said how great the gaffer is with young players and how I am going to learn a lot by being here, so it was a no-brainer for me once Jody gave me the go-ahead.
"The manager was really open and honest with me, over the phone and then when I met him face to face. That was a real eye-opener for me because he showed his belief in what I can do for the team. It was a no-brainer for me to come up here and show everyone what I can do."
18:39
HENDRY MAKES LOAN MOVE
https://twitter.com/StJohnstone/status/1035210543215210497
18:22
MULUMBU IN CELTIC MEDICAL
Midfielder Youssouf Mulumbu is undergoing a medical in Glasgow tonight, ahead of signing for Celtic.
Mulumbu, 31, is a free agent after leaving Kilmarnock at the end of last season and Brendan Rodgers has confirmed the move tonight ahead of Celtic’s Europa League Playoff second leg against FK Suduva
The DRC international spent the second half of last season at Rugby Park after being signed by Steve Clarke. Mulumbu previously played for Norwich and West Brom and reportedly held talks with Swansea earlier in the transfer window.
18:09
CELTIC REJECT 'SIGNIFICANT OFFER'
Brendan Rodgers has confirmed that Celtic have rejected “a significant offer” for striker Moussa Dembele, with Sky Sports News understanding the interested club is Lyon.
Speaking to BBC Scotland, he said: "We have had a significant offer for Moussa Dembele which has been rejected. He’s a player we don’t want to lose, it’s as simple as that.”
17:55
DUO IN TORQUAY LOAN
https://twitter.com/BristolCity/status/1035216287297953793
17:41
WALKER IN AT WREXHAM
Crewe Alexandra midfielder Brad Walker has joined National League side Wrexham on loan until 7 January.
17:26
WORRALL 'CLOSE', SAYS GERRARD
Rangers manager Steven Gerrard has said Joe Worrall’s loan move from Nottingham Forest will be completed imminently.
Speaking in his post-match media conference in Russia, he said: In terms of Joe, it’s good news. As we were playing, he should’ve signed a deal to be a Rangers player for a year.”
17:16
CHAPLIN MAKES COV MOVE
Portsmouth striker Conor Chaplin has completed a move to Sky Bet League One side Coventry.
The 21-year-old has initially joined them on loan until January, when the move will become permanent for an undisclosed fee.
17:05
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17:00
BROWN ARRIVES AT LEEDS
Leeds have announced the signing of Izzy Brown from Premier League side Chelsea on a season-long loan deal.
The 21-year-old has been capped at various youth levels by England and becomes Marcelo Bielsa's sixth signing of the summer transfer window.
https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1035210543886487552
16:55
ROSCOE IN ALLOA LOAN
https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1035203568645623808
16:45
KELLEHER EXTENDS REDS STAY
Caoimhin Kelleher has signed a new contract with Liverpool.
The 19-year-old goalkeeper - who trains with the first team at Melwood and made three friendly appearances for the senior side over the summer - committed his future to the club on Thursday.
https://twitter.com/LFC/status/1035195633538400256
16:32
LOAN FOR COLE
Burton have signed striker Devante Cole on loan from Wigan until May 31.
Cole joined Manchester City at the age of seven and after loans spells at Barnsley and MK Dons joined Bradford City in 2015. He then joined Fleetwood in 2016 for an undisclosed fee and signed for Wigan in January this year.
16:20
WYCOMBE LAND DOUBLE LOAN
Wycombe Wanderers have also welcomed two loan signings to the club, sealing the return of former loan star Fred Onyedinma on a deal from Millwall until January 1.
They have also welcome young QPR defender Charlie Fox on a loan deal until January.
16:07
WALTERS BACK AT IPSWICH
Ipswich have confirmed the loan signing of Jonathan Walters from Burnley until January.
It is the forward’s second stint at Portman Road, having previously been at the club for three years up until 2010.
https://twitter.com/Official_ITFC/status/1035196685042020352
16:02
EMBLETON JOINS GRIMSBY
Grimsby have announced the loan signing of England U20 international central midfielder, Elliot Embleton, from Sunderland until January 2019.
15:52
SEDDON IN AT AT STEVENAGE
Steve Seddon has joined Stevenage on loan from Birmingham City.
The 20-year-old left-back had signed with the club until 15 January 2019.
15:41
BANNIGAN EXTENDS STAY
https://twitter.com/PartickThistle/status/1035173692647583744
15:29
YEOVIL LAND LOANEE
Middlesbrough defender Enes Mahmutovic has joined Yeovil on loan.
He moved from Luxembourg side Fola Esch to Boro in 2017, and scored on his one and only appearance for the club in their 3-3 penalty shoot-out win over Notts County this month.
15:21
WIGHTON JOINS HEARTS
Hearts have completed the transfer of Craig Wighton from Dundee.
The forward has signed a three-year deal at Tynecastle after moving from Dens Park for an undisclosed fee.
15:16
SAINTS DUO LOANED TO BURTON
Southampton have loaned winger Jake Hesketh and midfielder Jake Flannigan to Burton Albion until January 2.
https://twitter.com/burtonalbionfc/status/1035180683025637377
15:08
EDWARDS TO EREDIVISE
https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/status/1035180343970516992
15:03
VALE SIGN DUO
Port Vale have completed the signing of midfielder Lewis Hardcastle on a season-long loan from Blackburn Rovers whileBen Whitfield has returned to Vale Park - this time as a permanent signing.
Midfielder Whitfield joined the club on loan last season from Bournemouth and made 37 appearances.
14:52
BLACKBURN REJECT DACK OFFER
Blackburn will not allow Bradley Dack to leave the club after rejecting an offer for the midfielder from West Brom.
Sky Sports News understand Rovers have turned down an offer in excess of £5m from their Sky Bet Championship rivals for the 24-year-old, who joined the club from Gillingham last summer and signed a new three-year deal in July.
Dack played a starring role in Blackburn's promotion campaign, top-scoring with 18 League One goals as they secured automatic promotion behind Wigan.
14:41
SMITH OFF TO DOVER
Chesterfield defender George Smith has today joined Dover Athletic on loan until January 15.
14:23
PHILLIPS RETURNS TO NORWICH
https://twitter.com/NorwichCityFC/status/1035165325753548800
14:06
SCUNTHORPE SIGN DUO
Scunthorpe have completed the loan signings of goalkeeper Jak Alnwick and striker Ike Ugbo.
Alnwick joins from Rangers while Ugbo arrives from Chelsea, with both loans until January.
13:50
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13:21
HERMOSO’S REAL DEAL?
Real Madrid have lined up Espanyol’s Mario Hermoso as a possible replacement for Jesus Vallejo, reports AS.
Vallejo is wanted on loan by Real Sociedad, who also snapped up Theo Hernandez on a short-term deal from the European champions earlier this summer.
Should Vallejo leave, Madrid could make a move for Hermoso, who came through the ranks at the Spanish capital club.
The 23-year-old has a €40m buyout clause, but Madrid could re-sign him for just €15m due to a clause they inserted into the deal that took him to Espanyol in 2017.
Everton were keen on him during the January transfer window, while Zenit St Petersburg are admirers of the Spaniard too.
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12:42
KAGAWA SHOCK DEPARTURE
Shinji Kagawa could make a shock departure from Dortmund before Friday’s deadline with Sevilla showing an interest in the Japan playmaker, according to German publication Kicker.
Kagawa didn’t feature in the Bundesliga opener against RB Leipzig for new BVB coach Lucien Favre and isn’t considered part of his long-term plans. The 29-year-old has previously said he would like to play in La Liga, although Dortmund sporting director Michael Zorc claims there has been no concrete offer yet.
12:25
ELPHICK UPDATE
Hull City have made an offer to take Aston Villa defender Tommy Elphick on a season loan.
They join QPR in moving for the former Bournemouth centre back. We reported yesterday that the London club had also made an offer.
It’s understood Villa are willing to let Elphick leave but will let the player decide.
A number of other clubs are monitoring the situation.
12:21
BREAKING NEWS
Middlesbrough have signed Southampton full back Sam McQueen on a season-long loan.
12:16
MORE TOURE CLUES...
Olympiacos....?
https://twitter.com/dmitriseluk/status/1035136203237011457
12:12
BREAKING NEWS
QPR are in talks with Stoke City over the loan signing of defender Geoff Cameron.
The R's have endured a tough start to the season with problems in defence and Steve McClaren has been keen to strengthen his options.
11:51
LYON’S DEMBELE CHASE
Lyon have agreed personal terms with Celtic forward Moussa Dembele but the Scottish champions are refusing to sanction a transfer until they find a replacement, report L’Equipe.
Lyon have jumped to the front of the queue to sign the France under-21 international following the sale of Diaz to Real Madrid and Dembele is also keen on a return to France. Dembele should cost in the region of £20m but Celtic won’t let him go until they have a striker lined up themselves.
11:31
BOWYER: CULLEN WILL STRENGTHEN US
Charlton boss Lee Bowyer believes new loan signing Josh Cullen will strengthen his squad after joining from West Ham.
Republic of Ireland U21 international Cullen has joined the Addicks for the rest of the season to become the club’s fifth signing of the summer.
Bowyer is delighted to sign the central midfielder, who made 12 appearances for Bolton in the Sky Bet Championship in addition to three starts for the Hammers in the FA Cup last season.
He told the club’s official website: “He’s a very good player, good experience in this league and went to the Championship last season so we thought he was going to be out of our reach.
“I think he’s a great addition to the squad. He’s a very good player in and out of possession so he’ll be a good addition for us. I’ve always said I only want players that improve us, and he improves us.”
11:18
LEEDS IN BROWN TALKS
Leeds United in advanced talks to sign Chelsea attacking midfielder Izzy Brown, according to Sky sources.
The 21-year-old spent last season on loan at Brighton.
11:11
LOAN DEAL
https://twitter.com/stokecity/status/1035120591630753792
11:08
GET LOWE!
Aberdeen have today completed the signature of Derby County left back Max Lowe on loan until January.
The 21 year old made his Derby debut in the EFL Cup in August 2016 against Carlisle United.
11:07
SPURS FOCUS
https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1035114755978133504
10:50
BREAKING NEWS
Real Sociedad are in talks with Everton to sign forward Sandro Ramirez.
Ramirez made just 14 appearances last season before going on loan to Sevilla in January and has only been an unused substitute in one of Everton’s three Premier League games this season.
10:31
HOFFENHEIM WANT NELSON
Hoffenheim coach Julian Nagelsmann has confirmed his interest in signing Arsenal midfielder Reiss Nelson.
He said: "We've taken an interest in Reiss Nelson, I can disclose that. But nothing is set in stone as there are still things to clear up.
“If it all works out, we'll have a player with great pace who can do a lot with the ball."
10:16
BREAKING NEWS
West Bromwich Albion forward Nacer Chadli is having a medical with Monaco.
Clubs have agreed a £10m fee for the Belgium international.
09:55
RONALDO TO BUY VALLADOLID
Former Brazil striker Ronaldo is poised to become the new majority shareholder and president of Real Valladolid by investing £26m in the club and could bring Real Madrid younger Vinicius with him, report AS.
Ronaldo’s acquisition of the La Liga club should go through in the next 24 hours and the former Madrid and Barcelona striker is confident of persuading Los Blancos to allow Vinicius to spend the season on loan at the Estadio Jose Zorilla. The 18-year-old signed for Real Madrid from Flamengo for £40m.
09:41
MOUKOUDI TO CHOOSE VILLA
Aston Villa look set to beat Celtic and Middlesbrough to the signing of highly rated French defender Harold Moukoudi.
Sky Sports News understands that the Le Harve centre back has arrived at Villa’s Bodymoor Heath training ground in the last hour for talks and a medical.
We believe the deal will be a loan with an obligation to secure the French U20 international on a permanent contract.
Moukoudi was linked with a number of Premier League teams including West Ham who came close to signing him in a deal thought to be worth £10.7m.
09:25
BREAKING NEWS
Sky Sports News understands Harry Kewell is close to being named as the new manager of Notts County following positive talks. It’s understood he and his staff are not taking training at Crawley this morning.
09:13
BREAKING NEWS
Negotiations are continuing today between Olympiacos and Yaya Toure, following his release from Man City this summer.
Sky Sports News understands that no deal has been concluded yet but agreement is close and should be completed before tomorrow’s transfer window closes in Greece at 11pm.
Yesterday Toure’s agent Dimitry Seluk tweeted that his client had received documentation confirming that the Ivory Coast international had become a British citizen.
On Tuesday evening he confirmed that Toure had passed a medical in London, sparking speculation he was staying in the Premier League.
08:48
BRAITHWAITE WANTS OUT
Middlesbrough manager Tony Pulis has confirmed that striker Martin Braithwaite has asked to leave the club, with Spanish sides Girona and Leganes linked with a move.
He said: “Martin came to see me yesterday. There’s a team in Spain that are interested and he would like to go to Spain.
“He’s expressed his views on that. We will see how that develops in the next 24 hours.”
08:29
LOOKMAN FUTURE
Everton boss Marco Silva gives an update about the future of Ademola Lookman.....
07:58
BREAKING NEWS
Manchester Utd are in discussions with Anthony Martial over a new long term deal at the club, according to Sky sources.
We understand the discussions have been ongoing for several months.
07:56
N’KOUDOU IN TALKS
Stade Rennais are in talks over the loan deal of Tottenham’s Georges-Kevin N’Koudou, according to Sky sources.
The winger is available before Friday’s transfer deadline in several European countries, and he is considering his potential options.
Sky Sports News reported earlier this month that German club Mainz had agreed terms with Spurs over a loan with option-to-buy.
07:53
GERRARD ON MORELOS
Rangers manager Steven Gerrard is hopeful Alfredo Morelos will sign a new deal to keep him at Ibrox.
Rangers have already rejected a £3.75m offer - understood by Sky Sports to be from Bordeaux - for the 22-year-old and Gerrard is keen to tie Morelos down to a new deal to ensure he remains at the club.
"I'm delighted for Alfredo. He's a very confident player anyway, he always believes he can deliver so it was no surprise for me to see him get a call-up Gerrard said ahead of Thursday's Europa League qualifying play-off against Russian side FC Uma.”
07:29
EUROPEAN DEADLINE?
The transfer window in Italy shut on August 25 but several others on the continent remain open.
Germany's transfer window shuts at 5pm UK time on Friday August 31.
The Russian window follows at 10pm, and Spain and France at 11pm.
The only clubs in a major European league which will be able to continue buying and selling players during September will be those in Portugal, whose transfer window stays open until September 21.
07:26
WHEN IS EFL LOAN DEADLINE?
Clubs can loan players until 5pm on Friday August 31, and temporary agreements can also include an option to buy when the winter window opens on January 1.
07:04
NEW DEAL FOR MARTIAL
Anthony Martial has been offered a new five-year deal at Manchester United and believes he can outlast Jose Mourinho at Old Trafford, report The Guardian.
Martial has fallen out of favour at United under Mourinho and has been linked with a move away.
06:27
TOURE TEASE
Yaya Toure has agreed to move to Olympiakos, according to various national newspapers.
His agent Dimitry Seluk has teased fans on social media that his client had “passed a medical in London”.
However, a move to the capital following his release from Manchester City looks unlikely.
06:19
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06:13
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20:25
COWIE RETURNS TO COUNTY
Former Watford and Cardiff midfielder Don Cowie has rejoined Ross County from Hearts.
The 35-year-old returns to his first club - where he played between 2000-2007.
18:56
BAKAYOKO DEAL CLOSE
Italian outlet CalcioMercarto says Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko is close to completing a season-long loan deal to join Inter Milan.
The website states the Frenchman has completed a medical and terms have been agreed with the Italian club.
18:15
TRIO CHASE MAHER
Egyptian side Al-Ahly's attacking midfielder Nasser Maher is a target for a trio of French clubs - AS Monaco, Caen and Dijon - according to French magazine France Football.
The 20-year-old spent last season on loan with second-division side Smouha SC.
17:11
NO ACTION FOR BROWN OR NAISMITH
Following a Scottish FA review, no further action will be taken against either Steven Naismith of Hearts or Celtic captain Scott Brown in relation to incidents during the game at Tynecastle on Saturday.
Hearts were 1-0 winners but Brown allegedly swung an elbow at Naismith during the game, while the Scotland forward was investigated for a kick-out on Jonny Hayes.
16:25
BREAKING NEWS
Manchester City midfielder David Silva has retired from international football.
16:04
ZOUMA'S BROTHER JOINS BOLTON
Bolton have completed the permanent signings of two new players, Yoan Zouma and Marcus Wood.
20-year-old defender Zouma joins on a two-year deal from French Ligue 1 side Angers, and is the younger brother of Premier League star and France international Kurt, the centre-half will initially link up with the Trotters' Under-23 squad following his move to the University of Bolton Stadium.
Wood joins the club after leaving Manchester City.
15:16
VALENCIA MAN LEAVES ON LOAN
Alvaro Medran has left Valencia on loan, to join La Liga new-boys Rayo Vallecano. The midfielder spent last season on loan with Alaves, but played only 17 times in the league, and was even pictured in tears over the lack of first-team opportunities towards the end of the campaign.
14:22
MORE ON MILSOM
Rob Milsom played for Crawley in a number of pre-season friendlies this summer - and did enough to earn himself a contract.
The 31-year-old midfielder was released by Notts County last season, and said: “I’m really happy to be at the club. Having played a few times in pre-season, I’ve got to know the lads really well.
“I can’t wait to get started and help this team win football matches.”
14:19
BREAKING NEWS
Rob Milsom has joined Crawley on a free transfer after impressing manager Harry Kewell on trial during pre-season.
13:53
WIJNALDUM: COMPETITION IMPROVES TITLE CHANCES
Liverpool midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum believes increased competition within the squad means they have the quality to compete with Premier League defending champions Manchester City.
The Reds’ comfortable 4-0 over West Ham, their biggest opening day Anfield victory since 1932, was achieved with only two of their four new summer arrivals in the starting line-up.
Midfielder Naby Keita had a far more influential game than £65million goalkeeper Alisson Becker while Xherdan Shaqiri was given just eight minutes and Fabinho never got off the bench. Adam Lallana likewise was not given any pitch time and club captain Jordan Henderson got just 20 minutes and still the Reds cruised to victory.
“I think we have the quality to compete with them (City) but I also thought we had the quality last season,” said Wijnaldum. “If City are going to play like they did last season then it will be really hard because they only lost two games and a few draws. If you want to compete with them you can barely drop points. That’s really difficult but something we look forward to because you want to compete with the others and City are one of the best so we will go for it.”
13:40
BESIKTAS FAIL IN BOUDEBOUZ BID
Real Betis have rejected a €15m offer from Besiktas for Algeria playmaker Ryad Boudebouz, reports beIN Sports.
Betis do not intend to listen to offers for the 28-year-old and will only let him leave if another club activates his buyout clause, which is worth more than €30m.
13:30
- Anthony Martial is a top transfer target for AC Milan, according to reports in Italy. (Manchester Evening News)
- Newcastle midfielder Henri Saivet has all but agreed a move to Bursapor, according to reports in Turkey. (Newcastle Chronicle)
- Yannick Bolasie is being targeted by Aston Villa before the end of the month, according to reports. (Birmingham Mail)
- Abdoulaye Doucoure says he is happy to have committed his future to Watford, but admits a move away in the future remains a possibility. (Watford Observer)
- Martin Montoya was straight into action at Brighton training
- and is now in contention for Manchester United's visit to the Amex on Sunday. (The Argus)
13:09
INCOMINGS AT BLACKBURN?
Here’s what Blackburn manager Tony Mowbray has had to say…
https://twitter.com/Rovers/status/1028987785066164225
13:00
FULHAM OPEN TO FONTE OFFERS
Fulham will listen to offers for £8m flop Rui Fonte with the transfer window across Europe remaining open, according to the Daily Mirror.
12:53
REAL YOUNGSTER SET FOR LEGANES LOAN
Leganes have reached an agreement in principle with Real Madrid for the loan of midfielder Oscar Rodriguez, reports AS.
Oscar, 20, is under contract at Madrid until 2023.
12:42
WISE ON ASHLEY AT NEWCASTLE
https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1028976111022157824
12:06
BREAKING NEWS
Brighton midfielder Oliver Norwood has joined Sheffield United on loan.
Norwood’s deal will be made permanent in January.
https://twitter.com/SUFC_tweets/status/1028974495829250048
11:48
BAKAYOKO SET FOR AC MILAN
Chelsea midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko will complete his loan switch to AC Milan on Monday having arrived in Italy, reports Gazzetta dello Sport.
The Frenchman struggled to establish himself at Stamford Bridge last season following a big-money move from Monaco.
He will join the Rossoneri for €5m on loan with an option to buy for a further €35m.
11:28
BALDE TO INTER?
Monaco winger Keita Balde will undergo a medical on Monday ahead of his proposed loan move to Inter Milan, according to Gazzetta dello Sport.
The report suggests the 23-year-old, who only joined Monaco from Lazio last summer, will join the Nerazzurri on a season-long loan with a €34m option to buy.
11:11
BREAKING NEWS
West Ham have confirmed midfielder Edimilson Fernandes has signed for Serie A side Fiorentina on a season-long loan.
https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/1028960815477653504
11:10
PAULET JOINS SWANSEA
Swansea have completed the signing of Belgian youth international Simon Paulet.
The 18-year-old has signed a two-year deal at the Liberty Stadium following a successful trial with the club’s U23 side over the summer.
He moves to the club from Club Brugge.
11:01
BREAKING NEWS
Bolton have announced the signing of Jonathan Grounds on a season-long loan from Birmingham.
https://twitter.com/OfficialBWFC/status/1028959414051655681
11:00
BARCA WILL NOT RULE OUT POGBA BID
Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu has left the door open on a potential move for Manchester United's Paul Pogba, after saying the club could still do business before the Spanish transfer window closes.
Despite being handed the captain's armband for the opening 2-1 win against Leicester City, Pogba's comments after the game hinted at tensions at Old Trafford. "If you're not happy, you cannot give your best," he said. "There are things that I cannot say otherwise I will get fined."
Asked about Pogba after Barcelona's 2-1 Super Cup win against Sevilla, Bartomeu said: "I won't speak of any names, we have respect for all clubs and there are 20 days left. We'll see which players come out. We're focused on the league, so it's best to ask [Eric] Abidal, [Ramon] Planes or Pep Segura about players. There's still time to do business."
10:48
A NICE TOUCH...
https://twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1028951798516572160
10:41
CLOUGH IN DEMAND
Aberdeen and Hibs could battle it out for Nottingham Forest striker Zach Clough, reports The Scottish Sun.
10:24
BRESCIA TARGET LINDSAY
Former Partick Thistle star Liam Lindsay is a target for Brescia, reports The Scottish Sun.
10:09
HEMED TO QPR?
QPR are closing in on a deal to sign Brighton striker Tomer Hemed, according to the Daily Mirror.
09:59
TRANSFER HEADLINES
09:55
ZAHA SET FOR BUMPER NEW DEAL
Crystal Palace are set to offer Wilfried Zaha a lucrative new contract after a move away from Selhurst Park this summer failed to materialise, according to The Sun.
09:41
SKY SPORTS NEWS POLL
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1028844540784992256
09:41
PSG WINGER SET FOR VALENCIA RETURN
PSG winger Goncalo Guedes is closing in on a return to Valencia, reports Radio Monte Carlo.
Guedes excelled on loan at Valencia last season and the LaLiga club have been keen on securing his services again this summer.
Valencia tried to sign him permanently a few weeks ago, but their €40m offer was rejected by PSG.
Guedes is now set to re-join the Mestalla side on loan and the deal will include a purchase option. In the event that Valencia sign him permanently, PSG will include a sell-on clause in the sale. An agreement between the two clubs is nearly in place.
09:31
VIEIRA: BALOTELLI WANTS NICE EXIT
Mario Balotelli looks set to leave Nice after head coach Patrick Vieira revealed the French club will "do whatever it takes" to help the Italy international secure a move away.
Balotelli did not feature as Vieira's side lost 1-0 to newly promoted Reims in their Ligue 1 opener.
Asked about the 28-year-old's future after the game, the former Arsenal midfielder confirmed the striker wants to leave the Allianz Riviera after two season at the club.
"The player wants to leave, so it's unlikely he'll remain here," the new Nice boss said in an interview with Canal+. "We want players whose desire it is to go forward with the club. It's a very complicated and difficult situation, so the club will try to do whatever is possible to help him leave."
09:14
WORK TO DO FOR EMERY
Arsenal's 2-0 loss to Manchester City highlighted the work ahead for Unai Emery, writes Nick Wright, but there were positive signs too…
READ HERE
09:06
SHACKLETON SIGNS NEW LEEDS DEAL
Leeds United have announced that midfielder Jamie Shackleton has signed a new contract with the club.
The 18-year-old has agreed to a new three year contract, signing a deal to remain with at Elland Road until June 2021.
https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1028929154148978688
08:50
KEITA MAKES A DIFFERENCE
Naby Keita made his long-awaited Liverpool debut in their 4-0 win over West Ham. His performance showed that he brings something different to Jurgen Klopp's team, writes Adam Bate.
Read in full HERE!
08:43
WATCH: ROONEY'S AMAZING ASSIST
Wayne Rooney rolled back the years with a remarkable assist as DC United beat Orlando City 3-2 at Audi Field.
Watch below...
08:24
BARCA PRESIDENT ON POGBA...
Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu has refused to discuss reports of his side’s interest in Paul Pogba but has suggested that the La Liga champions could bring in more players before the end of the month.
Barca have already snapped up four players during this transfer window and recent reports from Spain have stated that they are keen on making Manchester United midfielder Pogba their fifth signing this summer.
Bartomeu was asked about the French World Cup winner on Spanish TV channel TVE and replied: “I never speak about names, there is respect for all clubs, there are 20 days left, we will see which players are left to leave, we are focused on the league, it’s better to ask [Eric] Abidal, [Ramon] Planes or Pep Segura about the subject of players, there are still days left to do actions if needed.”
08:07
BREAKING NEWS
Manchester United striker James Wilson has joined Aberdeen on a season-long loan.
https://twitter.com/AberdeenFC/status/1028914834329485313
08:00
HOW DID NEW PL SIGNINGS FARE?
From Manchester United's Fred to Arsenal's Lucas Torreira, we assess how every new Premier League signing fared on the opening weekend.
READ HERE
07:45
PEP SEEKS STERLING CONTRACT RESOLUTION
Pep Guardiola insists Raheem Sterling's representatives are well aware how much Manchester City want the player to sign a new deal with the club.
Sterling celebrated his, and Manchester City's, opening goal of the 2018-19 Premier League season with a gesture aimed at silencing his critics following his goalless World Cup campaign for England this summer.
The 23-year-old picked up where he left off from City's title win last season in which he scored 18 goals, helping Guardiola's side to a 2-0 win over Arsenal in the Gunners' first top-flight game under the Unai Emery era. But City failed to agree a new long-term contract with Sterling earlier this summer, with the parties unable to find common ground over the player's wages.
"For the record, I'm not a sports director, not even a manager. I'm a trainer," Guardiola said after the win over Arsenal. "I try to make a good team spirit in the locker room and win games. But we are delighted with him and would like Raheem to stay. We'll do our effort to make him feel we count on him. And we do count on him."
07:36
WATCH: RONALDO SCORES ON DEBUT
Cristiano Ronaldo scored on his Juventus debut - but a pitch invasion stopped the game early.
07:35
RONALDO SCORES, MOBBED BY FANS
Cristiano Ronaldo scored just eight minutes into his Juventus debut and was mobbed by fans as a pitch invasion saw the game abandoned early.
Thousands of fans flocked to get a glimpse of Ronaldo at the small town of Villar Perosa outside of Turin, where the Juventus owners hold a pre-season friendly between the first team and the reserves every year.
Ronaldo scored the first goal in Sunday's 5-0 victory for Juventus' senior side, just a month after the 33-year-old completed a £105m move from Real Madrid.
READ HERE
07:31
WATCH: DEMBELE SCORES SUPER COPA STUNNER
Ousmane Dembele scored a stunning goal to win Barcelona the Spanish Super Copa against Sevilla.
06:42
REAL IN THE MARKET
Staying in Spain, Real Madrid coach Julen Lopetegui wants to bring in a centre-forward and a centre-back before the close of the transfer window, reports AS.
In the event that the European champions land a new defender, Lopetegui would look to loan out Jesus Vallejo so that the youngster can play regularly this season.
The Madrid boss is also open to the arrival of a new centre-midfielder following the departure of Mateo Kovacic, who joined Chelsea on a season-long loan last week.
06:29
ATLETI FINALISE NEW GODIN DEAL
Atletico Madrid have finalised a contract extension for defender Diego Godin, reports Marca.
Godin was one of a number of centre-backs linked with United before the Premier League transfer window closed on Thursday. It was reported that the Old Trafford side considered activating the Uruguay defender’s €20m buyout clause.
Atleti have moved swiftly to ensure he stays at the Wanda Metropolitano beyond next summer and have agreed to extend his contract by a further two years until 2021.
06:19
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06:12
- Barcelona will continue to pursue Paul Pogba after the summer transfer window closes on August 31 with the Spanish club well aware of the midfielder's issues at Manchester United. (Daily Telegraph)
- Barca could now make a move for Adrien Rabiot, after the Paris Saint-Germain midfielder reportedly declined an offer to renew his contract with the French champions. (Daily Express)
- Arsenal goalkeeper David Ospina is reportedly close to sealing a loan switch to Super Lig side Besiktas. (The Sun)
- Crystal Palace are set to offer Wilfried Zaha a lucrative new contract after a move away from Selhurst Park this summer failed to materialise. (The Sun)
- Liverpool are close to an agreement with Fenerbahce over the loan of Divock Origi, according to reports. (Daily Mirror)
- Aberdeen and Hibs could battle it out for Nottingham Forest striker Zach Clough. (Scottish Sun)
06:08
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2018.08.07 08:14 xscrumpyx Dirty Harry 100th Mix Edit Collection
Hello my good friends. I recently finished my 100th mix (turned out great) a few days ago and for this mix I had made about 13 edits. I planned on releasing the edit pack once I uploaded my Mix sense Im currently on Mix 99, but figured I would upload it here a little bit early. The entire pack contains 28 edits. 15 that I have already released in the past and 13 I have not. All used in the mix. Anyways I hope you guys get some good use out of them as I have.
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Calvin Harris x Oski - How Deep Is Your Love x Playa (Dirty Edit)
DJ Fresh x Justice x Bandlez - We Are Gold Pasta (Dirty Edit)
Drake x Damn Kids - Bombay Trophies (Dirty Harry Edit)
Fatboy Slim - Right Here Right Now x Allison Wonderland - U Don't Know (Vincent Remix)[Dirty Harry Edit]
Flosstradamus x Zomboy x Eptic - Like a PrisonLust (Dirty Edit)
Gangsters Riot Call (Dirty Edit)
GTA x Baauer x Keys N Krates - Step Up Dee Dum (Dirty Harry Edit)
GTA x Boombox Cartel - Jefe FK IT (Dirty Harry Remake)
NBD x No Sleep Tonight x Lost & Found (Dirty Harry Edit)
Nitti Gritti x Kanye West x RL Grime - Free Crack Power (Dirty Harry Edit)
Nuclear x Boss Mode x Chain Hang Low x Come Thru (Dirty Mega Edit)
Rickxsan x GTA x Sludge x Dillon - Sarias Faded Tern Up (Dirty Edit)
RL Grime x Boys Noize x Lil B - Motorola Pressure (Dirty Harry Edit)
The Drop x Febreeze x Club Action (Dirty Harry Edit)
Trampa x Excision x Floss - Elbows Up (Dirty Edit)
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A$AP Ferg x Wuki - Work Hustle (Dirty Harry Edit)
Drake x Tropkillaz - Boa Noite x Pop Style (Dirty Harry Edit)
Hard In The Paint x 404 x Boss x WAWA x G-Shit (Dirty Harry Edit)
Lambo x Dimension x Hood Up (BMAR Edit)[Dirty Harry Re-Edit)
Lemay x Kendrick - Looking HUMBLE (Dirty Harry Edit)
Maad City x Damn x Hold on to me v3 (Dirty Harry Edit)
MFU x Propaganda x After All (Dirty Edit) & RA x After All x Rampage (TBA Edit) [Dirty Harry Re-Edit]
Mosh Pit x Waiting x Lambo x Alchemist x Cbat x Antidote (Dirty Harry Mega Edit)
NBD ATL Intro
RL Grime x Major Lazer - Original Reims (Dirty Harry Edit)
RL Grime x Tentacion - Look at me Undo (Dirty Harry Edit)
Slumberjack x Baauer - GoGo Daze (Dirty Harry Edit)
Waka Flocka x Ape Drums - No Shellz (Dirty Harry Edit)
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