Omnivoracious Listeners New Music Newsletter (Week of May 12th):
New LPs:
🇱🇹 Abudu - 'Vietos Pasauly!!' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇺🇸 AfterTime - 'Arcane Horizons' (Genre: Symphonic Metal)
🇳🇴 Aktiv Dödshjelp - 'Send Dudes' (Genre: Punk Rock)
🇺🇸 Amen Dunes - 'Death Jokes' (Genre: Psych Folk, Neo Psychedelia)
🇸🇪 Anette Olzon - 'Rapture' (Genre: Symphonic Metal)
🇬🇧 Arab Strap - 'I'm Totally Fine With It 👍 Don't Give a Fuck Anymore 👍' (Genre: Indie Rock, Slowcore)
🇺🇸 Arcadia Grey - 'Casually Crashing' (Genre: Pop Punk, Emo)
🇮🇩 Archeron's Reticuli - 'The Strangeness of Orbiting Objects' (Genre: Raw Black Metal)
🇧🇷 Armada - 'Tales of Treason' (Genre: Punk Rock)
🇨🇭 A Sinister Light - 'Discerning Spirits' (Genre: Darkwave)
🇺🇸 Bad Beat - 'L.P. 2024' (Genre: Hardcore Punk)
🇺🇸 Bayside - 'There Are Worse Things Than Being Alive' (Genre: Punk Rock)
🇺🇸 Belushi Speed Ball - 'Stellkira' (Genre: Crossover Thrash)
🇨🇦 Bibi Club - 'Feu De Garde' (Genre: Indie Pop)
🇬🇧 Big Special - 'Postindustrial Hometown Blues' (Genre: Punk Rock)
🇸🇪 Binary Creed - 'Leash of Noise' (Genre: Prog Power Metal)
🇯🇵 Blood Stain Child - 'Cyberia' (Genre: Melodic Death Metal)
🇯🇵 Blood Stain Child - 'Metalia' (Genre: Melodic Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Bongfoot - 'Help! The Humans...' (Genre: Stoner Metal)
🇳🇿 Borer - 'Bag Seeker' (Genre: Stoner Sludge)
🇺🇸 Brutus VIII - 'Pure Gluttony' (Genre: Post-Punk)
🇬🇧 Callus - 'Gravis Decennium' (Genre: Groove Metal)
🇺🇸 Camp Saint Helene - 'Of Earth and Its Timely Delights' (Genre: Psych Rock)
🇨🇿 Carnal Diafragma - 'The Garden of Earthly Delights' (Genre: Goregrind, Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Chort - 'Visits' (Genre: Emo)
🇺🇸 Chris Milam - 'Orchid South' (Genre: Country Rock)
🇺🇸 Clementine Was Right - 'Tell Yourself You're Going Home' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇨🇦 CNTRL - 'Arrival 2.0' (Genre: Blackened Industrial Metal)
🇧🇪 Coldborn - 'The Unwritten Pages of Death' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Crooked Ways - 'No Design' (Genre: Alt Metal, Post-Hardcore)
🇫🇮 Crownshift - 'Crownshift' (Genre: Melodic Death Metal)
🇬🇧 Crumbs - 'You're Just Jealous' (Genre: Slacker Rock, Post-Punk)
🇺🇸 Darkness Everywhere - 'To Conquer Eternal Damnation' (Genre: Melodic Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Daybreaker - 'Nightfixer' (Genre: Alt Punk)
🇦🇺 Dealer - 'New Order of Mind' (Genre: Nu Metalcore)
🇺🇸 Dehd - 'Poetry' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇩🇰 Demersal - 'Demersal' (Genre: Post-Black Metal)
🇫🇷 Depressive Witches - 'Lost, Forgotten and Heartbroken' (Genre: Black N Roll)
🇳🇱 Depths of Baciu - 'Concealed in Shadow' (Genre: Deathcore)
🇺🇸 Desolus - 'System Shock' (Genre: Thrash Metal)
🇸🇪 Devourer - 'The Wicked Ones' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Dinner Time - 'Technicolor' (Genre: Indie Psych)
🇳🇱 Dodenkrocht - 'Coffin World' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇧🇾 Downcross - 'White Tower' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇬🇷 Dødsferd - 'Wrath' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇬🇧 Eat Defeat - 'My Money's on Me' (Genre: Punk Rock)
🇬🇧 El Moono - 'The Waking Sun' (Genre: Alt Metal, Post-Hardcore)
🇮🇹 Electro Sound Parade - 'Nessun Dorma' (Genre: Alt Metal)
🇮🇹 Failure - 'Obstinate' (Genre: Powerviolence)
🇺🇸 Fair Visions - 'Quite an End' (Genre: Indie Rock, Post-Punk)
🇸🇪 Flamekeeper - 'Flamekeeper' (Genre: Black Metal, Power Metal)
🇩🇪 Freedom Call - 'Silver Romance' (Genre: Power Metal)
🇺🇦 Fretting Obscurity - 'Das Unglückliche Bewußtsein' (Genre: Death Doom)
🇺🇸 Friday Pilots Club - 'Nowhere' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇬🇷 Full House Brew Crew - 'Rise of the Underdogs' (Genre: Groove Metal)
🇬🇷 Funeral Storm - 'Chthonic Invocations' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Future - 'Pluto' (Genre: Rap, Hip-Hop)
🇳🇴 Gjenferd - 'Gjenferd' (Genre: Stoner Doom)
🇯🇵 Glans - 'Slow Tree' (Genre: Experimental Rock)
🇸🇪 God Mother - 'Sinneseld' (Genre: Sludge Metal)
🇬🇧 Gravitational Singularity - 'Void Sentinel' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇳🇱 Hagetisse - 'The Fountain of Fallen Stars' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Haishen - 'Awaken the Endless Deep' (Genre: Post-Metal)
🇳🇿 Half Empty Glasshouse - 'The Exit Is Over There!' (Genre: Experimental Rock)
🇺🇸 Hot Water Music - 'Vows' (Genre: Punk Rock)
🇩🇪 Hunter - 'Rock N Roll VIP' (Genre: Hard Rock, Heavy Metal)
🇦🇺 Hybrid Nightmares - 'Woeful Inertia' (Genre: Prog Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Illusion of Fate - 'Portals to Kur' (Genre: Blackened Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Imperial Spellcaster - 'Scrying Through the Sword Blade' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇬🇧 Indoor Pets - 'Pathetic Apathetic' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇩🇪 Ivanhoe - 'Healed by the Sun' (Genre: Prog Metal)
🇺🇸 Jack Manley - 'Unmeasurable Terms' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇸🇪 JD Miller - 'Empyrean' (Genre: Heavy Metal, Hard Rock)
🇬🇧 Josienne Clarke - 'Parenthesis, I' (Genre: Indie Folk)
🇫🇷 Jours Pâles - 'Dissolution' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇬🇧 Kill II This - 'Variant' (Genre: Industrial Metal)
🇺🇸 Killing Bees - 'Racing Towards Ruins' (Genre: Post-Hardcore)
🇺🇸 Kings of Leon - 'Can We Please Have Fun' (Genre: Alt Rock, Pop Rock)
🇺🇸 Knocked Loose - 'You Won't Go Before You're Supposed To' (Genre: Hardcore Punk)
🇯🇵 Kuragari - 'Niconico' (Genre: Shoegaze)
🇺🇸 Last Word - 'Trial of God' (Genre: Death Thrash)
🇬🇷 Lefteris Volanis Λευτέρης Βολάνης - 'Outside the Long Walls' (Genre: Post-Rock)
🇺🇸 Les Savy Fav - 'Oui, LSF' (Genre: Post-Punk Revival)
🇺🇸 Lichen - 'Spear & Stone' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Like Moths to Flames - 'The Cycles of Trying to Cope' (Genre: Metalcore)
🇺🇸 Lunchbox - 'Pop and Circumstance' (Genre: Indie Pop)
🇨🇦 Lÿnx - 'Claws Out' (Genre: Glam Metal, Hard Rock)
🇷🇴 Machiavellian God - 'Beyond the Void' (Genre: Melodic Death Metal)
🇬🇧 Mandoki Soulmates - 'A Memory of Our Future' (Genre: Prog Rock)
🇩🇪 Markgraf - 'Hohenbaden' (Genre: Black Death)
🇮🇪 Masheshvara - 'Om Tat Sat' (Genre: Post-Metal)
🇮🇹 Methodica - 'Hypocricity' (Genre: Prog Metal)
🇺🇸 Mexican Ape-Lord - 'Blunt Instrument' (Genre: Thrash Metal)
🇩🇪 Mir Zur Feier - 'Nachtwächter' (Genre: Melodic Death Metal)
🇸🇪 Missiles - 'Weaponize Tomorrow' (Genre: Gothic Rock)
🇻🇪 Morghduet - 'Artillero De Odio' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇵🇭 Munimuni - 'Alegorya' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇯🇵 MY FIRST STORY - 'The Crown' (Genre: J-Rock, Post-Hardcore)
🇫🇮 Napalm Ted - 'Succumb Into Madness' (Genre: Death Metal, Grindcore)
🇺🇸 Nevrophagia - 'Moribundis Grim' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Niboowin - 'Giving In' (Genre: Screamo)
🇺🇸 No Good With Secrets - 'Another Side' (Genre: Power Pop)
🇺🇸 Numbered With the Transgressors - 'Idiopathic Roots to Perversion' (Genre: Brutal Death Metal)
🇬🇧 Oppress. - 'The Subtle Art of Turning Gold Into Shit' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Paradox Rift - 'Ensnared' (Genre: Experimental Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Pontifex - 'From the Pale Mist' (Genre: Symphonic Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Powerman 5000 - 'Abandon Ship' (Genre: Industrial Metal)
🇺🇸 Primitive Warfare - 'Extinction Protocol' (Genre: Black Death)
🇩🇪 Pussy Sisster - 'Here Are the Pussys' (Genre: Glam Rock, Sleaze Rock)
🇸🇪 Putrified - 'Death Darkness Decay' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇪🇸 Pycaya - 'Canibalismo Social' (Genre: Groove Metal)
🇺🇸 Rainbow Kitten Surprise - 'Love Hate Music Box' (Genre: Indie Pop, Indie Rock)
🇺🇸 Rated Eye - 'Rated Eye' (Genre: Noise Rock)
🇮🇹 Red Rot - 'Borders of Mania' (Genre: Experimental Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Rekombine - 'Spread My Broken Wings' (Genre: Nu Metal)
🇺🇸 Riot V - 'Mean Streets' (Genre: Speed Metal)
🇮🇹 Rossometile - 'Gehenna' (Genre: Symphonic Gothic Metal)
🇨🇦 Sakna - 'De Syv Dødssynder' (Genre: Atmo Black Metal, Folk Metal)
🇬🇧 Scott Lavene - 'Disneyland in Dagenham' (Genre: Post-Punk)
🇺🇸 Scoured - 'Scoured' (Genre: Doom Metal)
🇺🇸 Sebastian Bach - 'Child Within the Man' (Genre: Heavy Metal)
🇺🇸 Shannon and the Clams - 'The Moon Is in the Wrong Place' (Genre: Garage Punk)
🇺🇸 Shapes in the Water - 'Reinvent the Sun' (Genre: Post-Rock)
🇺🇦 Sidus Atrum - 'Розірване Небо (Torn Sky)' (Genre: Blackened Death Doom)
🇺🇸 Six Feet Under - 'Killing for Revenge' (Genre: Death N Roll)
🇺🇸 Somnent - 'Severed Ties' (Genre: Death Doom)
🇺🇸 Sonic Universe - 'It Is What It Is' (Genre: Hard Rock, Alt Metal)
🇺🇸 So Totally - 'Double Your Relaxation' (Genre: Shoegaze)
🇺🇸 Southtowne Lanes - 'Take Care' (Genre: Post-Hardcore)
🇪🇸 Soziedad Alkoholika - 'Confrontación' (Genre: Crossover Thrash)
🇬🇧 Sphinx - 'The Deep Ends of the Deep' (Genre: Tech Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Sterling Bidler - 'Sound Waves Are Killing Me and I Love It' (Genre: Post-Rock, Experimental Rock)
🇺🇸 Stretch Arm Strong - 'The Revealing' (Genre: Hardcore Punk)
🇺🇸 Sublime With Rome - 'Sublime With Rome' (Genre: Reggae Rock)
🇩🇪 Suffersystem - 'Disintegration of the Individual' (Genre: Death Thrash)
🇵🇱 Sunnata - 'Chasing Shadows' (Genre: Stoner Sludge)
🇨🇦 Svneatr - 'Never Return' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇮🇹 Syk - 'eartHFlesh' (Genre: Black Death)
🇺🇸 Take Offense - 'T.O.tality' (Genre: Crossover Thrash)
🇵🇭 Tanya Markova - 'Ang Mga Awitin Ng Normal Na Tao' (Genre: Alt Pop Rock)
🇵🇱 The Bullseye - 'Polish Sweetheart' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇬🇧 The Death of Pop - 'FLOG' (Genre: Dreampop)
🇬🇧 The Empty Page - 'Imploding' (Genre: Alt Punk)
🇨🇦 The Hazytones - 'Wild Fever' (Genre: Stoner Rock)
🇺🇸 The Last of Lucy - 'Godform' (Genre: Tech Death, Mathcore)
🇬🇧 The Prisoners - 'Morning Star' (Genre: Garage Rock, Neo Psychedelia)
🇺🇸 The Sidleys - 'Sugar Kingdom' (Genre: Indie Rock)
🇩🇰 The Sonic Dawn - 'Phantom' (Genre: Psych Rock)
🇬🇧 The Tangent - 'To Follow Polaris' (Genre: Prog Rock)
🇬🇧 The Treatment - 'Wake Up the Neighbourhood' (Genre: Hard Rock)
🇧🇪 Thot - 'Delta' (Genre: Post-Hardcore)
🇧🇪 Throatsnapper - 'About Life' (Genre: Sludge Doom)
🇺🇸 Thunderpussy - 'West' (Genre: Blues Rock, Garage Rock)
🇬🇧 Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats - 'Nell' Ora Blu' (Genre: Psych Doom)
🇩🇪 Unhallowed Deliverance - 'Of Spectres and Strife' (Genre: Brutal Death Metal, Deathcore)
🇨🇦 Unleash the Archers - 'Phantoma' (Genre: Power Metal)
🇺🇸 Unwed Sailor - 'Underwater Over There' (Genre: Post-Rock, Math Rock)
🇬🇧 Vaticinal Rites - 'Cascading Memories of Immortality' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇳🇴 Vestindien - 'Verdande' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇪🇸 Vhäldemar - 'Sanctuary of Death' (Genre: Power Metal)
🇨🇭 Vigljos - 'Tome I: Apidae' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇮🇪 Villagers - 'That Golden Time' (Genre: Indie Pop, Indie Folk)
🇺🇸 Warlord - 'Free Spirit Soar' (Genre: Power Metal)
🇯🇵 Waterweed - 'Departures' (Genre: Melodic Hardcore)
🇺🇸 With Glee - 'Neither Prayers Nor Demonstrations' (Genre: Shoegaze)
🇺🇸 Youbet - 'Way to Be' (Genre: Neo Psychedelia, Indie Rock)
New EPs:
🇺🇸 Archers - 'All That I Have Left' (Genre: Alt Metal, Post-Hardcore)
🇺🇸 Bayway - 'Word Is Bond' (Genre: Beatdown Hardcore, Metalcore)
🇺🇸 Beautiful Skeletons - 'Temperance' (Genre: Alt Metal)
🇦🇷 Biodroid - 'The Carnage Continues' (Genre: Brutal Death Metal, Grindcore)
🇺🇸 Blackgold - 'Back With Another One' (Genre: Nu Metal)
🇺🇸 Cake Fight in the Parking Lot - 'Last Life' (Genre: Nintendocore, Deathcore)
🇺🇸 Carcass Rapist - 'A Back Alley Sweet Release' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Cortége - 'Under the Endless Sky' (Genre: Prog Rock)
🇺🇸 Done - 'Rest to Rust' (Genre: Hardcore Punk)
🇦🇺 Excretion Level Event - 'Corpuluntorsophalsym' (Genre: Brutal Death Metal, Deathcore)
🇨🇭 Exit - 'The Red Room Session' (Genre: Death Thrash)
🇦🇺 Extortion - 'Threats' (Genre: Powerviolence)
🇧🇪 Fragmentum - 'Corn Ritual' (Genre: Melodic Death Metal)
🇬🇧 Grave Ghoul - 'The House of Dead Flesh' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Grieved - 'You Will Know When I'm Gone' (Genre: Beatdown Deathcore)
🇬🇧 Haal - 'Back to Shilmarine' (Genre: Math Rock)
🇺🇸 Hellpriests - 'Sermon' (Genre: Black Metal)
🇺🇸 Henry Chadwick - 'Leaving' (Genre: Slacker Rock, Power Pop)
🇺🇸 Julia Pratt - 'Family Feud' (Genre: Indie Folk)
🇳🇿 Just One Fix - 'Submit or Death' (Genre: Thrash Metal)
🇮🇩 Lethe - 'Endless War' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇬🇧 Long Goodbye - 'I Used to Dream of Drowning' (Genre: Metalcore)
🇬🇧 Mary in the Junkyard - 'This Old House' (Genre: Indie Rock, Art Rock)
🇯🇵 Nine Percent - 'Strong' (Genre: Beatdown Hardcore)
🇺🇸 No Model - 'W.A.A.D.' (Genre: Hardcore Punk)
🇺🇸 Nyktos - 'Abhorrent Ritual' (Genre: Black Death)
🇬🇷 Oathswan - 'For Those Who Breathe From Darkness' (Genre: Metalcore, Post-Metal)
🇺🇸 Panther Style - 'Dynasty' (Genre: Alt Rock)
🇺🇸 Phyllomedusa - 'Caecilians in Memphis' (Genre: Gorenoise)
🇺🇸 Premethius - 'The Recently Deceased' (Genre: Brutal Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Proselyte - 'Proselyte' (Genre: Deathcore)
🇧🇷 Putrefacta - 'The Decay of Forgotten Lives' (Genre: Goregrind)
🇬🇧 Revenant - 'What a Time to Be Alive' (Genre: Hard Rock)
🇺🇸 Sarcoughagus - 'Remnants' (Genre: Stoner Death)
🇺🇸 Satans Taint - 'Guardians of Valhalla' (Genre: Thrash Metal)
🇺🇸 Side Saddle - 'Forever and a Little While' (Genre: Power Pop)
🇺🇸 Silaera - 'Adrift' (Genre: Post-Metal)
🇺🇸 Smoke AxD - 'Vaya Con Dios' (Genre: Hardcore Punk)
🇺🇸 StrateJacket - 'StrateJacket' (Genre: Alt Punk)
🇺🇸 The Anti-Train Society - 'Fuck Trains' (Genre: Hardcore Punk)
🇺🇸 The Chainsmokers - 'No Hard Feelings' (Genre: Electropop)
🇩🇪 The Pleasure Dome - 'Liminal Space' (Genre: Post-Punk, New Wave)
🇬🇧 UF - 'Unknown Fate' (Genre: Power Metal)
🇦🇹 Unsemblance - 'Insensate Lucidity' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇺🇸 Waste - 'In Bloom' (Genre: Deathcore)
🇭🇺 Witcher - 'Boszork​á​nyszimf​ó​ni​á​k' (Genre: Atmo Black Metal)
🇨🇦 Yester Daze - 'Nothing, Perfectly' (Genre: Pop Punk)
🇬🇧 Acid Vat - 'Dead Flesh Architect' (Genre: Death Metal)
🇰🇷 팔칠댄스 87dance - 'Youth Heritage' (Genre: Indie Rock)
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To paraphrase- if your good neighbor's house changes owners every 4 years, don't shit on his doorstep before he leaves. He will come back eventually.
This sub is big on circlejerking, but you have to think a little. Especially the Israelis. When people loudly declare that they lost all support for the Democrats (especially people like Ben Gvir and Gilad Erdan of all people) because of bad treatment of Israel it creates a big issue. For the US.
One day the Democrats and Republicans will decide that they cannot satisfy both the pro Israel and anti Israel voter. The same happened with abortion, LGBT rights, guns and so on. This is a nightmare scenario for Israel.
Assume that the Democrats abandon Israel in favor of the bigger Muslim voting bloc eventually. Muslim block for this matter means the populist movement of woke+ muslims + leftists+ socialists and ehoever else joins.
While that leaves us with the Republicans (unless they decide to jump ship as well), it means that at the very least- every 4 years we will have a US that abandons Israel, if not actively works against Israel.
The consequences would be catastrophic- much more than blocked weapon shipments- the loss of the US veto in the UNSC, isolation in the UN, a stop on weapon trade in general, loss of deterance and your imagination is only the limit.
Whatever our problems are, Bibi is to blame first and foremost. They've failed on Oct7th, they failed to competently lead the war in any capacity, made sure we would loose any diplomatic support we had around the world, and they are now trying to isolate us completely.
Bibi and his goons are trying to make us forget by flirting with Trump and pointing fingers. Do not cooperate with them.
Just a reminder- Donald echoing the Genocide Joe nickname when it fits him .
And whatever they say- the US and the Democratic party are not our enemies.

Cursed Pirate Bibi is the only epic skin to get the treatment of a mythic,she is the only epic skin which has the treatment of a mythic,since she has a spray dedicated to her as well. I feel like supercell changed the decision of making Cursed Pirate Bibi a mythic skin,but forgot to take away her spray

"Whenever there's a head of hair being threatened by a criminal clipper, I'll be there."

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is the cool and incomprehensible hero, swarthy and musclebound, sporting sunglasses and a large golden afro. He is called "Bo-bobo" for short, as he refuses to let people call him "Bo".

• Mid series Bo-Bobo receives a power up that makes him as powerful as all 5634 supermarkets in Japan with an aura stronger than anyone in the series before. These feats are easy to pick out as Bo-Bobo will be wearing his black jacket instead of his normal outfit.

Hanage Shinken

Bo-bobo's primary form of offense is a technique called the "Hanage Shinken". This technique involves stretching out his nose hairs in order to whip or constrict his enemies or whatever else he decides to do and call it a "technique". He is one of the few people who knows this technique, so he believes that it is sacred and that he shouldn't overuse it.
It is powered by Taiyaki.

• To explain why this section is about to be VERY large, Bo-Bobo has a wide of array of techniques.
  
• Also this thread is HEAVILY curated. If you want the full Bo-Bobo experience, here's a link to my personal subreddit with the whole thing.
  

Offensive

Bo-Bobo's main source of damage and his go-to for defeating enemies.
Merciless Nose Hair Fist
Straightforward attack using nosehairs like whips.
Burning Hair Spirit Deadly Armpit Hair Fist
Technique to be used in Summer when "armpit hair is in". Works like the Merciless Nose Hair Fist but uses Armpit hair. He later reveals that he is completely skilled in using the Wakige Shinken.
Armpit Chop
Direct attack to an opponent's armpit.
Nosehair Alley
Overwhelming Nosehair technique that strikes an opponent from all sides. Gunkan states it's the only technique he was unable to master.
A Decided Can't Tell Me Where to Go On My Journey: Pure Story
Bo turns into a train and crashes into an opponent nosehair first.
Hell Shrike Fall
An Izuna Drop-like technique that plants Bo-bobo and his opponent in the ground.
Friendship Power
A combination attack that uses the strength of all of Bo - Bobo's friends.
Fighting Double Punishment
A leaping strike that teaches friends they should not fight.
Leg Snap
Bo-Bobo bends his opponent's knees from the back with his causing massive damage.
Tetori Legtris Fist
An attack that Bo-Bobo messes up because he's bad at Tetris. It works on Rice anyways.
Pinappudding
A helicopter nosehair attack. It earns Bo the title of "King of the Hajikeists"
Our Friendship is Eternal
A spinning strike using Don Patch as a base.
Wherever Nata De Coco Is It's Still Alive
A charging strike that destroys Over's clothes.
Destiny
A leaping strike that instantly KOs Don Patch, Tennosuke, Dengakuman, and Torpedo Girl.
Planet Judge
A multi-tiered attack that involves the opponent being "judged" by several planet's attacks.
Hell Nosehair Drop
A swinging attack that uses nosehair to slam an opponent to the ground.
Lightning Nosehair Ball
After zapping Don Patch with a taser, lifts him and slams him to the ground using his nosehair.
Tokoro Nosehair
A combination attack between Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke that lets Bo-Bobo use jelly nosehairs.
Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bomb
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke assault the enemy with thrown oranges and an exploding kick.
Please! Drench Me!
A sliding attack that destroys Halekulani's armor.
Bo-Bobo Wave
Rapid-fire from a Beretta P-36 Magnum.
Legendary Hustler Shot
Bo-Bobo returns an attack like it pool ball.
Dummy Bomb
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch as a bludgeoning weapon.
20-Ton Press
Bo-Bobo expands his body to 20-Ton size to crush his opponents.
Wan-Wan Giant Slalom
A spinning attack where Bo-Bobo turns into a dog.
Slipper Sole Flap
A brutal attack with a flexible slipper.
Southern Cross
A combination attack with Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Torpedo Girl.
Shinderera
Bo-Bobo turns into a samurai to cut an oncoming attack.
Seal Release
An extremely powerful Ougi in which Bo-Bobo is blasted by a dragon and powered up.
Dance of the Angry Bears
Bo-Bobo summons a gang of angry bears to wail on his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Sword
Bo-Bobo uses a pair of nosehairs to form a sword that nearly cuts Don Patch in half.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flap Flap Kamaitachii
Bo-Bobo sprouts wings from his afro and cuts his opponent with razor winds.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Look Look Hello There
An attack that copies Hatenko's "Lock" by forcing people to watch a newscast.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pleasant Plate Destruction
Bo-Bobo uses several plates found on the battlefield to build a large structure, then knocks it over on his opponents.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Big Eruption
Bo-Bobo causes a volcano to explode, firing off small clones of himself.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Cross Goddess
A leaping combination attack with Torpedo Girl.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fire the Stupid Satellite!
Bo-Bobo fires a laser cannon that sends Don Patch into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Kome Shinken
Bo-Bobo mimics Rice's Kome Shinken.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Great School Field Trip
Bo-Bobo deploys the several little people inside of him to attack.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Monkey Year End Gift Attack
Bo-Bobo turns into a monkey and throws containers of Tokoroten at Beauty.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Golden Awakening
An attack that manifests when Bo-Bobo's anger reaches it peak. A flash of bright light that destroys Rem's dream world.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Romantic Sensation Movement
An attack used directly after Bo-Bobo World Nightmare in order to destroy the evil drawn out of someone.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Judgement of Me Judged By Tennosuke Judged By Don Patch Judged By Babylon
Bo-Bobo allows himself, and the others, to be punched into an opponent by Babylon.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Desperation Mirrorball
After having his hair turned into a polygon, uses it to blind his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] We've Done It! Mechanical Attack Electro Destructive Mecha Three Plates!!!
Bo-Bobo fuses with Lambada's plates to make a giant mech.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Return the Hanpen
Bo-Bobo slams Hanpen using a pair of chopsticks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Twinkling Star Shou
A combination attack with Don Patch and Tennosuke that defeats Hanpen's attack and pushes him into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mysterious Chiropractor Dr. Bo's Wild Treatment
Bo-Bobo quickly adjusts Hanpen's spine.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weapon Dance
Bo-Bobo summons a barrage of weapons
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hundred Animal King Fist
Bo-Bobo turns into a realistic lion and repeatedly chops Tsurulina the 3rd.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Zitabata Beam
Bo-Bobo pushes Tsurulina back by constantly yelling "Zitabata".
[Super Bo-Bobo] Leg Pin
Bo-Bobo jabs his opponent in the shins for massive damage.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Bear Attack
This attack does not have a listed name. Bo-Bobo summons a massive nosehair that contains several bears with machineguns.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Human Express by Nosehair!
Bo-Bobo guides Tsurulina through the entire life of a human from birth to turning into a giant robot.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Babylon
Bo-Bobo attacks using Softon's goddess.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Taiyaki to the Future
Bo-Bobo attacks using a clotheslines of Taiyaki.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hairy Heavens
One of the "Three Great Essentials of Nosehair" that requires 5 per-requisites be complete before it can be used.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch!
Bo-Bobo dons a dog costume and punches the shit out of a guy.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Aim to be a Bump Big Leaguer
Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke knock lumps off of Don Patch's head with baseball bats.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gutsy Bat
Bo-Bobo lifts and swings a giant bottle
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Welcoming Party
A hazing technique that welcomes a new member to the Nosehair group.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Huge Wafer Toppings
Bo-Bobo runs Icen through with a pair of metal beams.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Yansu Gansu Revolution
Bo-Bobo dons a strange look and kicks an opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sharks Gnawing Underwater
Bo-Bobo reacts to be turned into a dolphin by turning into a shark.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dream of Raising Tiles in Janki Ryu Dance
Bo-Bobo launches an assault with massive mahjong tiles.
[Super Bo-Bobo] I Recently Was Put in Charge of The Work Phone and I Always Use It for Mahjong Instead.
A straightforward leaping attack with a really long name.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pig Emptying Attack
Bo-Bobo yeets several pigs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] One-Night Dinner Show
Bo-Bobo wraps his opponent in nosehair that are smooth like lyrics.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Random 360-Degree Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo punches chunks out of Tennosuke in a shotgun pattern.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Stealth Slash
Bo-Bobo appears behind an opponent and slashes them with a katana.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Metro Destruction
Bo-Bobo summons an army of bears to destroy Shigeki Pinball.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sorrowful Tofu Impact!
Bo-Bobo shreds a large piece of tofu.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bull's Eye Scooping
Bo-Bobo strikes a massive Buddha statue head with an ice cream scoop.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Missed Wrestle Ball
Bo-Bobo swings his father like a hammer.
[Bo-Bobo 100%] BoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBo
Bo-Bobo gives an abridged recap of the series while defeating Bi-Bibi.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Smashing the Top of his Head
Professor Bo-Bobopachi wastes an opponent with several pieces of school furniture.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Booger Machine-gun
Bo-Bobo fires several boogers with no effect.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Drop It Down
Bo-Bobo lures Plain White Bread into an over and throws it off of a building.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hanage Musou
Bo-Bobo attacks with a polearm and then hits an opponent with his car.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Lunch Providing Duty of the Sky
Bo-Bobo flies as fast as a bomber jet, dropping a payload of delicious lunch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Delete Commando
Bo-Bobo summons a large air force.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Sports Premiere Issue!
Bo-Bobo turns tiny and snowboards into an enemy's eyes and nose.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Forest's Three Squirrel Children
Bo-Bobo summons three powerful children of the forest.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tokoroten Impact
A stronger version of the Tokoroten Magnum.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Congratulate Jump Super Stars Newest Game, Creating Excitement for Winter
Bo-Bobo warps his opponents into the Jump Super Stars game and lays a beating on them.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Ninety-Nine Nights: Nagoya Edition
Bo-Bobo holds back a koala army with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Himeji Castle! Himeji Slice!
Bo-Bobo summons a Himeji Castle with a giant sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Sightseeing Arranged Commemorative Photograph Immediate to the Left Side as You Enter the Main Gate of Nagoya Castle
Bo-Bobo forces his enemies to pose for a photo which hurts them for some reason.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] I Want to Do Thrusting Professional Sumo After A Long Time
Bo-Bobo brawls with Pokomi at high speeds.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] We're the Strgonest Bo-Bobo Army Corp
Bo-Bobo summons a charging samurai army.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A Passing Through Leopald
Bo-Bobo summons a heavily armored tank.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Fierce World Cup 2006: The Summer of Germany
Bo-Bobo soccer kicks Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Gaou.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Western Game Scramble
Bo-Bobo transports his opponent into a 90's style arcade shooter.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Hyakke Rokujuuyonshou
Bo-Bobo uses a Hyuuga style strike to hit an enemy's chakra points.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Boinal Boight Boy
Bo-Bobo becomes a parody of Mike Haggar and womps some Hair Hunters.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] It's Terrible For Even the Author To Draw a Large Quantity of Hair Hunters
Bo-Bobo takes out an entire army of Hair Hunters with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Hanpen-Shou!
Bo-Bobo pairs with Hanpen to create a massive wave of hanpen.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Crackling Great-Flame Shuriken.
Bo-Bobo douses Don Patch in lighter fluid, lights him on fire, and flings him like a throwing star.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Daikon Whole Sale is Humble
Bo-Bobo produces a fish strong enough to clash with a legendary ninja sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Jump Ultimate Stars Bo-Bobo Strongest Dream Deck Demon Combo S
Heppokomaru, Denbo, Shintetsu BoboPatch, and BoboPatchNosuke all combine to attack an opponent at once.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Onigawara Bomber
Bo-Bobo smashes Kamara's gun armor with a single punch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Present for You
Bo-Bobo summons a massive lead ball cannon.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] King Nosehair Typhoon
Bo-Bobo spins King Nosehair with enough force to break through Tsurulina World.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Can't Forgive Foolishness
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke mimic Torpedo Girl's attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Disorderly Kabosu of OVER
Bo-Bobo mimics OVER's scissor technique.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Pokomi's Scribble Cannon Wave
Bo-Bobo uses one of Pokomi's techniques, albeit with worse drawings.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Kamehameha
Bo-Bobo repeatedly fires a pistol into a downed opponent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Beauty of Japan
A straightforward dashing slash using a nosehair like a katana.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Geneha Rush
A version of the Geneha Rush attack that does not use the Gehena Break attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Digest the Anger of Hair
A punch with a fist wrapped in nosehair.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Armpit Chop
An empowered-version of Bo-Bobo's Armpit Chop that defeated Tsurulina the 3rd.

Defensive

Techniques that protect Bo-Bobo and his teammates.
Stress Relief Fist
Defense technique where Bo-Bobo produces a pillow that looks like Don Patch and allows his opponent to wail on it.
Ma-Ma-Defense
Defensive technique that splits Bo-Bobo into several clones that are poorly drawn and only say "Ma"
Bo-Bobo Armor
Technique that allows Bo-bobo to don armor made out of a pair of boxes of Aomori Oranges. It allows him to completely overpower Gunkan and possibly switch places with Don Patch.
Equipped: Battle Armor "Faith": Chaos of Oden
A Bo - Bobo Double Twin Mark II Second Technique. Summons armor made out of an Oden stall.
Tokoroten Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Tennosuke.
Don Patch Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Don Patch.
Hidden Talent
Uses an umbrella to block an oncoming attack.
Bagworm Defense
Bo-Bobo turns into a bagworm to avoid an attack.
School Curtain
Bo-Bobo blocks an incoming attack by wrapping himself in a curtain.
Love-Love Umbrella
A defensive attack that counters an attack with a powerful laser.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Snack Time
Bo-Bobo and Hatenko open Tennosuke's mouth wide to catch an oncoming shower of ice.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Coating of Life
Bo-Bobo hardens his target by asking it a tough question.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Wildlands Lasso Johnny
Bo-Bobo uses a lasso to block an attack with Tennosuke.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Spinning Old Man and Old Woman Dining Table
Bo-Bobo rides on a table made of Tennosuke in order to dodge polygon attacks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Konnyaku Guard
Bo-Bobo blocks Hanpen's attack with a large piece of Konnyaku, only suffering the minor injuring of having a square punched out of his torso.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice Butt Defense
Bo-Bobo blocks thrown knives with his ass.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Teru Teru Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo counters Tsurulina's technique by becoming a Teru Teru and summoning a storm.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gum Stick
Bo-Bobo keeps himself from moving by sticking gum to his shoe.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Strong Wind! Carry Out A Kite Flying Tournament!
Bo-Bobo prevents himself from being blown away by wrapping his opponent in nosehair.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bamboo Shoot Jump
Bo-Bobo dodges a strike with a pair of rapidly grown bamboo shoots.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Outrageous Barbecue Brawl
Bo-Bobo summons a large skewer of meat to block an attack, as well as several barbecue dancers.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bean Changing Technique
Bo-Bobo dons the mighty armor of a cardboard box.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Brush Attack
An unnamed attack, possibly due to a translation error. Bo-Bobo pierces Heppokomaru's massively powerful Onara Shinken to strike him with a pair of brushes.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Omikuji
Bo-Bobo defends himself from being pecked to death by detonating a bomb inside his body.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Defense Reborns S.D.C. (Sakurayama Defense Club)
Bo-Bobo summons the Sakurayama Defense Club, a high school club that manages to block one of Tsurubina's attacks for a moment.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dummy Guard
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch to block several kunai.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Stance of Heaven and Earth
Bo-Bobo automatically dodges attacks due to his "spontaneous body".
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Full-Armor Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo dons armor made of Yakult bottles.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Think It's Great When It's Funny
Bo-Bobo summons an escape pod that shows no damage from Heppokomaru's attack. His empowered black farts were extremely powerful.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Yodel Step
Bo-Bobo turns into a heavy robot with a ball and chain he spins to block Tsurulina's attacks.

Utility

Buffs, Summons, and all the stuff that doesn't fit elsewhere.
Fishy Fish Manipulation Dance
Underwater dance that allows Bo-Bobo to summon a horde of mermen to either bring him food or attack his enemies
Bo-Bobo World
Upon first glance, Bo-bobo World appears to be just a small clearing in the center of a forest, but it is here that Bo-bobo is completely in control of almost everything around him. According to Bo-bobo, those who enter this dimension can release their soul, allowing them to use the power deep within. However, if they don't release their soul, their minds will break and apparently die as a result.

• Defeats Softon when he is not able to release his soul.
  
• Marks people who have entered with a Bo-Bobo-Chan Mark.
  
• Can be instantly shut down by Be-Bebe due to Leg Hair being superior to Nose Hair. Leg Hair is also powered by the moon. Duh.
  

[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo World: Nightmare
Another version of Bo-Bobo world that is used to "wash away evil" by showing the person caught in it ever increasingly emotional stories.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Shintetsu Bo-Bobo World
A powered up version of Bo-Bobo World that defeats enemies who cannot release their soul even faster. It also shuts down any Shinken attacks while active.
Becoming Giant!
Transforming attack that shrinks Bo-bobo to the size of an ant
Big Gojo Bridge
A bridging technique that allows safe passage over dangerous terrain.
Legend of Kage Jump
A leaping technique.
Fidgeting Typhoon
Bo-Bobo summons a massive tornado by fidgeting slightly.
Bo-Bobo Roulette
Bo-Bobo summons a large roulette wheel that creates different effects based on where the arrow lands.
Bo-Bobo Typhoon
Another whirling attack that uses Don Patch to summon a whirlwind.
Nosehair Bridge
Creates a shortcut.
Skating Rink
Freezes an entire sea into a sheet of ice.
Hopping Jump
A massive leap into the air using a pogo-stick.
Nosehair Spider-Harden
Bo-Bobo spreads nosehair across the battlefield and hardens it to constrict opponents.
Floating Angels
Bo-Bobo becomes a beautiful flying angel.
Super Flash
A bright light that dispels J's clones.
Cinderella Story
A speed boosting technique that allows Bo-Bobo and Torpedo Girl to outrun Giga's Ougi.
Bo-Bobo Elevator
Bo-Bobo summons a living elevator with arms and legs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weekly Shonen Jump
An evasive technique that turns the user into the Shonen Jump mascot.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo TV-Chan Nel Hour
Bo-Bobo subjects an opponent to several rowdy television programs ending with the realization that absolutely no one was watching.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice to Meet You! Ero-Grappa!
Bo-Bobo flings a porno mag as a distraction.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Tame the Rowdy Wind
Allows Bo-Bobo to fly using a pair of fans.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Pinball
Bo-Bobo summons a giant pinball machine complete with punishing paddles.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Retro Game Playing
Bo-Bobo teleports an enemy into a series of Retro Games that seem innocent but cause real world damage, ending in BoboPatchnosuke slashing him across the chest.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Party of the Tennyo
Bo-Bobo survives being drowned in Oden broth by turning into a mermaid.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Giant Slalom Lock
Bo-Bobo uses Hattenko as a center point and proceeds to spin around him.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Afterburner
Bo-Bobo turns into a jet to intercept an attack meant for Beauty.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Afro Golden Village
After having his Afro picked apart, Bo-Bobo causes them to all reform as mini versions of himself. When Afro Golden Village is used, the damage done in that world also applies itself to the real world.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Tufts
The mini Bo-Bobo army leaps onto Tsurulina's head, causing his hair to grow into a massive afro. Inside the afro is a Buddha Bo-Bobo that sucker punches him.
[Super Bo-Bobo] A Ban Order on Dolphin Nightlife!
Bo-Bobo issues a decree of no more dolphins and straps Hell Dolphin down to a board.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Big Orange Tower
Bo-Bobo summons a medical building from under his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Physical Sensation Paradise Game Zone: X Summer Version
Bo-Bobo teleports his opponent to another world where they experience seven astonishing physical games he created.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Joumon People Every Day
Bo-Bobo dumps several small people onto his enemies.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Shika Senbei Introduction Technique
Bo-Bobo spreads crackers that summon deer and dentists.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Our Tenth Ally...Pickles Great Spy Operation
Bo-Bobo reveals the Mr. Pickle, who he had shunned at the end of the first chapter, has been masquerading as Bi-Bibi's daughter for the entire series.
[Bo-Bobo 100%] Secret Fairy-Tail Flowerbed
Bo-Bobo summons a flowerbed that draws eternal girls who possess hearts of fantasy. I don't know what it means either.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Our Workplace * Expedition Log
Bo-Bobo teleports his opponent to a convenience store for a retail beatdown. He can only use this technique when he changes his sunglasses
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Mid-Winter Courage Test Tournament
Bo-Bobo subjects an enemy to a test of courage via various school related assaults.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tender Memory Lesson
Bo-Bobo enters someone's memories by touching their forehead.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A.D.H.B.
Bo-Bobo turns a fight into a turn-based battle.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Eight Legendary Nurses
Bo-Bobo summons a roster of nurses of dubious intent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Transfer of Arts of the Blue Sky.
Bo-Bobo turns into a giant living factory and punches the ground.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Speed-Of-Sound Arcadia "Unfinished Manga"
Bo-Bobo moves so fast the mangaka cannot keep up.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Legend of Kage Jump
The Kage Jump technique again.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] 70's Period Anime-Like Jump
A subpar leap.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] 70's Period Gag Manga Running Method
Bo-Bobo runs away like he's in a retro gag manga.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Super High-Grade Tactics
Bo-Bobo changes the battlefield to that of a Playstation tactics-style game.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Newly on Sale! The Rumored Bokkuriman Stickers
Bo-Bobo overwhelms Namerou with stickers to inhibit his movement.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nostalgic Retro Game Killing Match S
Bo-Bobo takes his friends and enemies into a retro game that looks like the OG Mario Bros.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hair Hummings
Bo-Bobo sends several Hair Hunters through a Lemmings level.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Future Pitch Dark Darkness
Bo-Bobo makes the ultimate bad decision after suffering a major slump in the stock market.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Active Adventure RPG: Underwear Thief II
Bo-Bobo lays a trap for Namerou and tricks him into a video game beat down.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] The New Discovery
Bo-Bobo pumps up Tennosuke to make a space ship.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Dummy World
A mock version of Bo-Bobo World where Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Softon are in control.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Hot-Blooded Yelling Soul! Fight, Ouendan!!!.
Bo-Bobo provides a rousing powerup like he's playing Elite Beat Agents.

Hajike

In the world of Bo-bobo, Hajike is the art and philosophy of doing bizarre or unexpected things in order to confuse, fight, out-do others, or as a regular way of life. It is the main fighting style of several characters including Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke, and multiple Hair Hunters.

• Wins a Hajike duel with the Dynomite Brothers by haphazardly spending 5 hundred million Yen in random stocks.
  
• Defeats Don Patch in a Hajike battle despite Patch's very strong initial showing.
  
• Is controlled by a person inside of him
  
• Can turn into a tank and has a crew that manages him.
  
• Summons King Nose Hair and then frees him so he is able to pursue his dream of riding a bike.
  
• Can use his connections to summon a car driven by a bear in a hat.
  
• Nose contains the Kanagawa Prefecture Sakurayama Business High School Defense Club, led by Captain of the Defense Club: Kaneda Tatsuji.
  
• Appears as a troop transport for the Afro Team, a group of robotic soldiers but then also immediately commits a hit-and-run on them.
  
• Summons a flamethrower.
  
• Turns into a bus again and runs over Calendar.
  
• Summons a gun that turns people into kamaboko.
  
• Piloted by a dragon.
  
• Becomes a magical fairy godmother.
  
• Commands a fire to go out by shouting.
  
• Might be a vampire. After he disappears, he reappears as Bobobo Double Twin Mark II Second, the incarnation of a Death God.
  
• Transforms into a shoddy Phoenix.
  
• Catches a Hajike Bird, an animal that represents how strong someone's Hajike Frequency is by transforming into something.. Bo - Bobo's turns into a piece of construction equipment.
  
• Can fly using a broom and can also fly without one.
  
• Keeps a pair of swords up his nose.
  
• Creates a real crane out of paper.
  
• Summons a massive hand to slap Pana
  
• Transforms into a futuristic vehicle to attack Giga.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Counters a tulip attack by destroying the environment.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Turns into a worm to dodge an attack
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Fires a pair of eye lasers.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Summons an army of cats to counter Be-Bebe's army of rabbits.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Can turn his sunglasses upside down to enter Ganeme Time, a powerful transformation that allows him to create large pairs of sunglasses and alter peoples memories
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Performs motocross surgery.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Banishes a spirit.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Survived by his sunglasses after his death. They temporarily power up Beauty and allow her to wail on Bi-Bibi.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Revived after being killed by his eldest brother Bi-Bibi with the spirit of Torpedo Girl's father, Landmine Dandy, serving as his Stand which allows him to overwhelm and defeat Bi-Bibi.
  

Genaha Break

After training for a year with Torpedo Girl, Bo-Bobo acquires a more serious fighting style, the Genaha Break. This form is powered by the Shintetsu Jacket, a jacket that increases his power times 3 and draws out the eight forces that hide within his body: Roppongi, Yukhoe, Oolong Tea, 300 Bikkuriman Stickers, Viagra, A Weather Forecaster, 2 glasses of Campari Orange, and a red DS Lite

• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Can make barriers with his snot.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Plucks a pair of nosehairs and fights evenly with the possessed Namerou.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] While training, breaks through a tidal wave by kicking a sand-filled ball.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Absolutely wrecks Namerou with the Genaha Rush, a flurry of punches thrown while shouting his own name.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Plucks a nosehair and throws it like a heavy lance.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dodges a massive Ougi and has time to replace himself with Tennosuke, clothes and all.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Slashed and bitten by a vampire.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Finishes Postroi with a massive 4-hit combo
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Has a built-in time limit of 10 minutes.
  

"Whenever there's a head of hair being threatened by a criminal clipper, I'll be there."

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is the cool and incomprehensible hero, swarthy and musclebound, sporting sunglasses and a large golden afro. He is called "Bo-bobo" for short, as he refuses to let people call him "Bo".

• Mid series Bo-Bobo receives a power up that makes him as powerful as all 5634 supermarkets in Japan with an aura stronger than anyone in the series before. These feats are easy to pick out as Bo-Bobo will be wearing his black jacket instead of his normal outfit.

Hanage Shinken

Bo-bobo's primary form of offense is a technique called the "Hanage Shinken". This technique involves stretching out his nose hairs in order to whip or constrict his enemies. He is one of the few people who knows this technique, so he believes that it is sacred and that he shouldn't overuse it. It is powered by Taiyaki.

• To explain why this section is about to be VERY large, Bo-Bobo has a wide of array of techniques.

Offensive

Merciless Nose Hair Fist
Burning Hair Spirit Deadly Armpit Hair Fist
Nose-Hair Revolution
Kamemura Suibotsu
A long equation I am not typing out
That's Goro! That's Goro!
Destruction of the Fried Chinese (Deep Fried) Faction
Armpit Chop
Nosehair Alley
Yes I'm Leaving Hakata
A Decided Can't Tell Me Where to Go On My Journey: Pure Story
Burning Hand Hell-Fire
Hell Shrike Fall
Friendship Power
Ikemen
Fighting Double Punishment
Nosehair Victory
Leg Snap
Tetori Legtris Fist
Pinappudding
Gesopotamia Civilization
Yie Ar Kung-Fu
Our Friendship is Eternal
Wherever Nata De Coco Is It's Still Alive
Violent Nosehair Fist
Destiny
Planet Judge
Kitten Fist
Hell Nosehair Drop
Lightning Nosehair Ball
Super Godly Strong-Fanged Beast Smash Shot
Tokoro Nosehair
Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bomb
Please! Drench Me!
Super Sonic Stupid Beigoma
Bo-Bobo Wave
Legendary Hustler Shot
Dummy Bomb
Bagworm Laser
Dosukoi Bungee
20-Ton Press
Keristian Dior
Wan-Wan Giant Slalom
Slipper Sole Flap
Southern Cross
Shinderera
Bosses' Chair Great Rotating Attack
Seal Release
Dance of the Angry Bears
[Super Bo-Bobo] Thousand Nosehair Wave
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Attack
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Sword
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flap Flap Kamaitachii
[Super Bo-Bobo] Look Look Hello There
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pleasant Plate Destruction
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Big Eruption
[Super Bo-Bobo] Carp Waterfall Climb
[Super Bo-Bobo] Cross Goddess
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mecha Nosehair Lock-On!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fire the Stupid Satellite!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Needle Sandbag
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sleep Flames
[Super Bo-Bobo] Kome Shinken
[Super Bo-Bobo] Great School Field Trip
[Super Bo-Bobo] Monkey Year End Gift Attack
[Super Bo-Bobo] Golden Awakening
[Super Bo-Bobo] Romantic Sensation Movement
[Super Bo-Bobo] Judgement of Me Judged By Tennosuke Judged By Don Patch Judged By Babylon
[Super Bo-Bobo] Desperation Mirrorball
[Super Bo-Bobo] Buyou Of Darkness: First Dance!
[Super Bo-Bobo] We've Done It! Mechanical Attack Electro Destructive Mecha Three Plates!!!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Eat Hard-Boiled Egg
[Super Bo-Bobo] Return the Hanpen
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dozaemon Kick
[Super Bo-Bobo] Ekiben for Sale
[Super Bo-Bobo] Twinkling Star Shou
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mysterious Chiropractor Dr. Bo's Wild Treatment
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weapon Dance
[Super Bo-Bobo] Triangle High Tension
[Super Bo-Bobo] Super Powerful 3-Idiot Bazooka
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hundred Animal King Fist
[Super Bo-Bobo] Zitabata Beam
[Super Bo-Bobo] Leg Pin
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Bear Attack
[Super Bo-Bobo] Double Dentists
[Super Bo-Bobo] Human Express by Nosehair!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Master! The Daughter's Way Over There Get Service from Me
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair from under a Kotatsu
[Super Bo-Bobo] Babylon
[Super Bo-Bobo] Taiyaki to the Future
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hairy Heavens
[Super Bo-Bobo] We Two Colors Enter the Rainbow Typhoon
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Monster House
[Super Bo-Bobo] Diablos Hand
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flyswatter
[Super Bo-Bobo] Aim to be a Bump Big Leaguer
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gutsy Bat
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Welcoming Party
[Super Bo-Bobo] Huge Wafer Toppings
[Super Bo-Bobo] Yansu Gansu Revolution
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sharks Gnawing Underwater
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dream of Raising Tiles in Janki Ryu Dance
[Super Bo-Bobo] I Recently Was Put in Charge of The Work Phone and I Always Use It for Mahjong Instead.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pig Emptying Attack
[Super Bo-Bobo] One-Night Dinner Show
[Super Bo-Bobo] Random 360-Degree Tokoroten Magnum
[Super Bo-Bobo] Stealth Slash
[Super Bo-Bobo] Metro Destruction
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sorrowful Tofu Impact!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bull's Eye Scooping
[Super Bo-Bobo] Missed Wrestle Ball
[Bo-Bobo 100%] BoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBo
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Smashing the Top of his Head
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Booger Machine-gun
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Drop It Down
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hanage Musou
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Lunch Providing Duty of the Sky
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Delete Commando
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Cow Shower
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Sports Premiere Issue!
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Forest's Three Squirrel Children
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Good Morning Teacher!
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tokoroten Impact
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Congratulate Jump Super Stars Newest Game, Creating Excitement for Winter
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Ninety-Nine Nights: Nagoya Edition
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Himeji Castle! Himeji Slice!
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Teachings of Mori are Absolute
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Sightseeing Arranged Commemorative Photograph Immediate to the Left Side as You Enter the Main Gate of Nagoya Castle
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] I Want to Do Thrusting Professional Sumo After A Long Time
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] We're the Strgonest Bo-Bobo Army Corp
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A Passing Through Leopald
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Fierce World Cup 2006: The Summer of Germany
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Western Game Scramble
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Hyakke Rokujuuyonshou
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Astro Bobo Sasa
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Royal Family's Conviction
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Honekko Machinegun
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Boinal Boight Boy
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Running Wild Takuan Young-Tough Gang
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] It's Terrible For Even the Author To Draw a Large Quantity of Hair Hunters
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Personal Experience of the In-Vogue Balance Ball
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Great Parade of Nostalgic Stickers
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Hanpen-Shou!
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Angels Who Call Out for Victory Pure Prayer
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Water Boys Three
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Crackling Great-Flame Shuriken.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Daikon Whole Sale is Humble
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Jump Ultimate Stars Bo-Bobo Strongest Dream Deck Demon Combo S
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Have a Merry Shitmas and Go To Sleep
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Onigawara Bomber
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Present for You
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] A Man's Tokoroten Magnum
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Length-Wise Tokoroten Magnum
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] King Nosehair Typhoon
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Can't Forgive Foolishness
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Disorderly Kabosu of OVER
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Pokomi's Scribble Cannon Wave
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Wave That Begins the Tonkatsu Revolution
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Wave That Starts Formula-1 Japan
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Kamehameha
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Beauty of Japan
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Geneha Rush
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Digest the Anger of Hair
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Armpit Chop
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Nosehair Violent Fist

Defensive

Stress Relief Fist
Ma-Ma-Defense
Bo-Bobo Armor
Equipped: Battle Armor "Faith": Chaos of Oden
Tokoroten Guard
Don Patch Guard
Hidden Talent
Bagworm Defense
School Curtain
Love-Love Umbrella
[Super Bo-Bobo] Snack Time
[Super Bo-Bobo] Coating of Life
[Super Bo-Bobo] Angel's Bathroom
[Super Bo-Bobo] Wildlands Lasso Johnny
[Super Bo-Bobo] Ora-Ora Aura
[Super Bo-Bobo] Spinning Old Man and Old Woman Dining Table
[Super Bo-Bobo] Konnyaku Guard
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice Butt Defense
[Super Bo-Bobo] Teru Teru Bo-Bobo
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gum Stick
[Super Bo-Bobo] Strong Wind! Carry Out A Kite Flying Tournament!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bamboo Shoot Jump
[Super Bo-Bobo] Outrageous Barbecue Brawl
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fishing Key Attack
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bean Changing Technique
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Brush Attack
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Omikuji
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Defense Reborns S.D.C. (Sakurayama Defense Club)
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dummy Guard
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Stance of Heaven and Earth
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Full-Armor Bo-Bobo
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Think It's Great When It's Funny
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Yodel Step

Utility

Fishy Fish Manipulation Dance
Hanage Bunshin
Bo-Bobo World

• Defeats Softon when he is not able to release his soul.
  
• Marks people who have entered with a Bo-Bobo-Chan Mark.
  
• Can be instantly shut down by Be-Bebe due to Leg Hair being superior to Nose Hair. Leg Hair is also powered by the moon. Duh.
  

[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo World: Nightmare
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Shintetsu Bo-Bobo World
Becoming Giant!
Big Gojo Bridge
Legend of Kage Jump
Fidgeting Typhoon
Cooked Sanma Hour
Bo-Bobo Roulette
Bo-Bobo Typhoon
Nosehair Bridge
Skating Rink
Hopping Jump
Tororo Field
Nosehair Spider-Harden
Snack Time!
Floating Angels
Super Flash
Cinderella Story
Bo-Bobo Elevator
[Super Bo-Bobo] Spike Cultivation
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weekly Shonen Jump
[Super Bo-Bobo] Phantom Shutter
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo TV-Chan Nel Hour
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice to Meet You! Ero-Grappa!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Tame the Rowdy Wind
[Super Bo-Bobo] Love Attack
[Super Bo-Bobo] Torpedo Quiz
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hanage Change
[Super Bo-Bobo] Okama Bar
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Pinball
[Super Bo-Bobo] Light of Hope!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Retro Game Playing
[Super Bo-Bobo] Party of the Tennyo
[Super Bo-Bobo] Giant Slalom Lock
[Super Bo-Bobo] Afterburner
[Super Bo-Bobo] Afro Golden Village
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Tufts
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hair Manipulation Jutsu
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gutsy Cycling
[Super Bo-Bobo] A Greedy Boy Eats Meat
[Super Bo-Bobo] A Ban Order on Dolphin Nightlife!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Big Orange Tower
[Super Bo-Bobo] Scaffold Jump
[Super Bo-Bobo] Physical Sensation Paradise Game Zone: X Summer Version
[Super Bo-Bobo] Joumon People Every Day
[Super Bo-Bobo] Shika Senbei Introduction Technique
[Super Bo-Bobo] Climbing University Mountain Circle Like Uezono-San
[Super Bo-Bobo] Our Tenth Ally...Pickles Great Spy Operation
[Bo-Bobo 100%] Secret Fairy-Tail Flowerbed
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Our Workplace * Expedition Log
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Mid-Winter Courage Test Tournament
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tender Memory Lesson
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A.D.H.B.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Patched Patch
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Eight Legendary Nurses
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Transfer of Arts of the Blue Sky.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Speed-Of-Sound Arcadia "Unfinished Manga"
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Legend of Kage Jump
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] 70's Period Anime-Like Jump
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] 70's Period Gag Manga Running Method
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Super High-Grade Tactics
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Newly on Sale! The Rumored Bokkuriman Stickers
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nostalgic Retro Game Killing Match S
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hell's Train Train
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hair Hummings
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Future Pitch Dark Darkness
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Active Adventure RPG: Underwear Thief II
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] The New Discovery
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Dummy World
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Hot-Blooded Yelling Soul! Fight, Ouendan!!!.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Gal Circle 2007

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These are Hanage Shinken techniques that have no explanation, use, or are just plain weird.
Black Snake
Squeezing Nose Hair Fist
School Trip
Metamorphosis
The Three Bo-Bobo Pigs
Nosehair Festival
Principal Speech
Kamehameha
Ca Is Whom I'm Showing Hana no Asuka-Gumi
Summon Goat
Gondola Tour
Golden Phoenix
Funny Sugoroku
Nosehair Jumprope
Money Tree
Wonderful Nosehair Seven Days!
Hondarapo I's HogeHoge Po
Bo-Bobo Mystery Box
Great March of the 300 High School Girls
Massively Aesthetic Objet Summon
The Crab and The Monkey 2003
The Art of the Tanaka House
[Super Bo-Bobo] Revived Tennosuke
[Super Bo-Bobo] E-Su E-Fu
[Super Bo-Bobo] 7 Extraordinary Phenomenon Traveler
[Super Bo-Bobo] Tokoro Balloon of Friendship
[Super Bo-Bobo] Send Out The Peep Peep Corp!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Challenge the World Record in Dominoes!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Go On A Hike
[Super Bo-Bobo] Baka Saver
[Super Bo-Bobo] J-Melody Great Thanks Ritual!
[Super Bo-Bobo] My Amazing Home
[Super Bo-Bobo] 400-Character Gekkou Youshi Festival
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hair Growth
[Super Bo-Bobo] Starry Sky Glittering Dinner
[Super Bo-Bobo] Here Comes the Groom!
[Super Bo-Bobo] Great Tickling
[Super Bo-Bobo] Cormorant Training Hell
[Super Bo-Bobo] Rolling Movie Appreciation
[Super Bo-Bobo] The Kappa's Super Spartan Studying Group
[Super Bo-Bobo] Cute Peepers Appear
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Healthy Nametake
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Midnight Torture SL
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Kansai Explosive Demon Young Toughs Gang
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tokoroten's Great Counterattack!
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Pretty Transformation Love Dreamer!!!
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Adult DP Training for Disciplining Nosehairs
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Super Dimensions Custom Lifeform Boidon
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Octopus-San
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Legendary Ora Ora Ora
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The 53-Stages of the Tokaido Grenade-Throwing Bontarou
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Youkai Legend: A Tour of Hell
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] 24-Hour Police Siege Network Simultaneous Control
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Luffa Cultivation Diary
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Legend of Discovering the Tokugawa Buried Treasure
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Super Gamble: A Match of Hitting Good Music in Cover-Buying A CD of Western Music
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Super Gamble: Russian Mayonaisse
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Mission Hanpossible: Camoflagued Dice Operation
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Go To Bear-San's Home

Hajike

In the world of Bo-bobo, Hajike is the art and philosophy of doing bizarre or unexpected things in order to confuse, fight, out-do others, or as a regular way of life. It is the main fighting style of several characters including Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke, and multiple Hair Hunters.

• Wins a Hajike duel with the Dynomite Brothers by haphazardly spending 5 hundred million Yen in random stocks.
  
• Defeats Don Patch in a Hajike battle despite Patch's very strong initial showing.
  
• Is controlled by a person inside of him
  
• Can turn into a tank and has a crew that manages him.
  
• Summons King Nose Hair and then frees him so he is able to pursue his dream of riding a bike.
  
• Can use his connections to summon a car driven by a bear in a hat.
  
• Nose contains the Kanagawa Prefecture Sakurayama Business High School Defense Club, led by Captain of the Defense Club: Kaneda Tatsuji.
  
• Appears as a troop transport for the Afro Team, a group of robotic soldiers but then also immediately commits a hit-and-run on them.
  
• Produces an aura of fighting spirit that pushes Heppokomaru back while eating Tokoroten.
  
• Took second place in a "saying Ah in front of an electric fan" competition.
  
• Summons a flamethrower.
  
• Turns into a bus again and runs over Calendar.
  
• Defeats Calendar by reminding him it's 2002.
  
• Summons a gun that turns people into kamaboko.
  
• Piloted by a dragon.
  
• Hangs out on the moon.
  
• Becomes a magical fairy godmother.
  
• Commands a fire to go out by shouting.
  
• Transforms into Riki Choushuu and delivers a lariat.
  
• Might be a vampire. After he disappears, he reappears as Bobobo Double Twin Mark II Second, the incarnation of a Death God.
  
• Transforms into a shoddy Phoenix.
  
• Out hajike's a guard from the Hajike base.
  
• Catches a Hajike Bird, an animal that represents how strong someone's Hajike Frequency is by transforming into something.. Bo - Bobo's turns into a piece of construction equipment.
  
• Produces a bazooka.
  
• Can fly using a broom and can also fly without one.
  
• Keeps a pair of swords up his nose.
  
• Creates a real crane out of paper.
  
• Summons a massive hand to slap Pana
  
• Turns into a car again.
  
• Transforms into a futuristic vehicle to attack Giga.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Counters a tulip attack by destroying the environment.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Turns into a worm to dodge an attack
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Fires a pair of eye lasers.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Summons an army of cats to counter Be-Bebe's army of rabbits.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Drives the Tiger Bus.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Performs motocross surgery.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Banishes a spirit.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Drives the king of tofu, Tamago Dofu.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Survived by his sunglasses after his death. They temporarily power up Beauty and allow her to wail on Bi-Bibi.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Turns into Sunshine.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Enters the Hajike Field with Don Patch and Hiragi. The Hajike Field can only be activated when three candidates for King of Hajikeist unite.
  

Ganeme

When Super Bo-Bobo is pushed to his limit against his brother Be-Bebe, he does the unthinkable; turns his sunglasses upside down and declares "Ganeme!" after shouting his name a bunch.

• [Super Bo-Bobo] Attacks Tennosuke by clawing at his face, covering him in Kabuki paint and a fresh pair of glasses.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo produces the Ganeme Instrumentality Project, a projection of his memories he is able to alter by throwing pairs of glasses into them. Those who are effected by the Ganeme are heavily damaged.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Fuses all of his memories together into a giant pair of glasses which he uses to crash into Be-Bebe. This destroys his fighting spirit and renders everything as Ganeme.
  

Landmine Dandy

When Bo-Bobo is killed by Bi-Bibi he is quickly revived by Torpedo Girl's father, Landmine Dandy, who becomes his Stand for the final battle with Bi-Bibi.

• [Bo-Bobo 100%] Destroys Bi-Bibi's attack without taking his hands out of his pockets.
  
• [Bo-Bobo 100%] Forces Bi-Bibi to the ground with just his aura.
  
• [Bo-Bobo 100%] Can control him remotely.
  
• [Bo-Bobo 100%] Summons a massive minefield.
  

Genaha Break

After training for a year with Torpedo Girl, Bo-Bobo acquires a more serious fighting style, the Genaha Break. This form is powered by the Shintetsu Jacket, a jacket that increases his power times 3 and draws out the eight forces that hide within his body: Roppongi, Yukhoe, Oolong Tea, 300 Bikkuriman Stickers, Viagra, A Weather Forecaster, 2 glasses of Campari Orange, and a red DS Lite

• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Can make barriers with his snot.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Plucks a pair of nosehairs and fights evenly with the possessed Namerou.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] While training, breaks through a tidal wave by kicking a sand-filled ball.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Absolutely wrecks Namerou with the Genaha Rush, a flurry of punches thrown while shouting his own name.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Plucks a nosehair and throws it like a heavy lance.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dodges a massive Ougi and has time to replace himself with Tennosuke, clothes and all.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Slashed and bitten by a vampire.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Finishes Postroi with a massive 4-hit combo
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Has a built-in time limit of 10 minutes.
  

"Whenever there's a head of hair being threatened by a criminal clipper, I'll be there."

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is the cool and incomprehensible hero, swarthy and musclebound, sporting sunglasses and a large golden afro. He is called "Bo-bobo" for short, as he refuses to let people call him "Bo".

• Mid series Bo-Bobo receives a power up that makes him as powerful as all 5634 supermarkets in Japan with an aura stronger than anyone in the series before. These feats are easy to pick out as Bo-Bobo will be wearing his black jacket instead of his normal outfit.

Hanage Shinken

Bo-bobo's primary form of offense is a technique called the "Hanage Shinken". This technique involves stretching out his nose hairs in order to whip or constrict his enemies. He is one of the few people who knows this technique, so he believes that it is sacred and that he shouldn't overuse it. It is powered by Taiyaki.

• To explain why this section is about to be VERY large, Bo-Bobo has a wide of array of techniques.
  
• Also this thread is HEAVILY curated. If you want the full Bo-Bobo experience, here's a link to my personal subreddit with the whole thing.
  

Offensive

Merciless Nose Hair Fist
Straightforward attack using nosehairs like whips.
Burning Hair Spirit Deadly Armpit Hair Fist
Technique to be used in Summer when "armpit hair is in". Works like the Merciless Nose Hair Fist but uses Armpit hair. He later reveals that he is completely skilled in using the Wakige Shinken.
Armpit Chop
Direct attack to an opponent's armpit.
Nosehair Alley
Overwhelming Nosehair technique that strikes an opponent from all sides. Gunkan states it's the only technique he was unable to master.
A Decided Can't Tell Me Where to Go On My Journey: Pure Story
Bo turns into a train and crashes into an opponent nosehair first.
Hell Shrike Fall
An Izuna Drop-like technique that plants Bo-bobo and his opponent in the ground.
Friendship Power
A combination attack that uses the strength of all of Bo - Bobo's friends.
Fighting Double Punishment
A leaping strike that teaches friends they should not fight.
Leg Snap
Bo-Bobo bends his opponent's knees from the back with his causing massive damage.
Tetori Legtris Fist
An attack that Bo-Bobo messes up because he's bad at Tetris. It works on Rice anyways.
Pinappudding
A helicopter nosehair attack. It earns Bo the title of "King of the Hajikeists"
Our Friendship is Eternal
A spinning strike using Don Patch as a base.
Wherever Nata De Coco Is It's Still Alive
A charging strike that destroys Over's clothes.
Destiny
A leaping strike that instantly KOs Don Patch, Tennosuke, Dengakuman, and Torpedo Girl.
Planet Judge
A multi-tiered attack that involves the opponent being "judged" by several planet's attacks.
Hell Nosehair Drop
A swinging attack that uses nosehair to slam an opponent to the ground.
Lightning Nosehair Ball
After zapping Don Patch with a taser, lifts him and slams him to the ground using his nosehair.
Tokoro Nosehair
A combination attack between Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke that lets Bo-Bobo use jelly nosehairs.
Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bomb
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke assault the enemy with thrown oranges and an exploding kick.
Please! Drench Me!
A sliding attack that destroys Halekulani's armor.
Bo-Bobo Wave
Rapid-fire from a Beretta P-36 Magnum.
Legendary Hustler Shot
Bo-Bobo returns an attack like it pool ball.
Dummy Bomb
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch as a bludgeoning weapon.
20-Ton Press
Bo-Bobo expands his body to 20-Ton size to crush his opponents.
Wan-Wan Giant Slalom
A spinning attack where Bo-Bobo turns into a dog.
Slipper Sole Flap
A brutal attack with a flexible slipper.
Southern Cross
A combination attack with Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Torpedo Girl.
Shinderera
Bo-Bobo turns into a samurai to cut an oncoming attack.
Seal Release
An extremely powerful Ougi in which Bo-Bobo is blasted by a dragon and powered up.
Dance of the Angry Bears
Bo-Bobo summons a gang of angry bears to wail on his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Sword
Bo-Bobo uses a pair of nosehairs to form a sword that nearly cuts Don Patch in half.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flap Flap Kamaitachii
Bo-Bobo sprouts wings from his afro and cuts his opponent with razor winds.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Look Look Hello There
An attack that copies Hatenko's "Lock" by forcing people to watch a newscast.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pleasant Plate Destruction
Bo-Bobo uses several plates found on the battlefield to build a large structure, then knocks it over on his opponents.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Big Eruption
Bo-Bobo causes a volcano to explode, firing off small clones of himself.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Cross Goddess
A leaping combination attack with Torpedo Girl.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fire the Stupid Satellite!
Bo-Bobo fires a laser cannon that sends Don Patch into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Kome Shinken
Bo-Bobo mimics Rice's Kome Shinken.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Great School Field Trip
Bo-Bobo deploys the several little people inside of him to attack.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Monkey Year End Gift Attack
Bo-Bobo turns into a monkey and throws containers of Tokoroten at Beauty.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Golden Awakening
An attack that manifests when Bo-Bobo's anger reaches it peak. A flash of bright light that destroys Rem's dream world.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Romantic Sensation Movement
An attack used directly after Bo-Bobo World Nightmare in order to destroy the evil drawn out of someone.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Judgement of Me Judged By Tennosuke Judged By Don Patch Judged By Babylon
Bo-Bobo allows himself, and the others, to be punched into an opponent by Babylon.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Desperation Mirrorball
After having his hair turned into a polygon, uses it to blind his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] We've Done It! Mechanical Attack Electro Destructive Mecha Three Plates!!!
Bo-Bobo fuses with Lambada's plates to make a giant mech.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Return the Hanpen
Bo-Bobo slams Hanpen using a pair of chopsticks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Twinkling Star Shou
A combination attack with Don Patch and Tennosuke that defeats Hanpen's attack and pushes him into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mysterious Chiropractor Dr. Bo's Wild Treatment
Bo-Bobo quickly adjusts Hanpen's spine.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weapon Dance
Bo-Bobo summons a barrage of weapons
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hundred Animal King Fist
Bo-Bobo turns into a realistic lion and repeatedly chops Tsurulina the 3rd.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Zitabata Beam
Bo-Bobo pushes Tsurulina back by constantly yelling "Zitabata".
[Super Bo-Bobo] Leg Pin
Bo-Bobo jabs his opponent in the shins for massive damage.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Bear Attack
This attack does not have a listed name. Bo-Bobo summons a massive nosehair that contains several bears with machineguns.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Human Express by Nosehair!
Bo-Bobo guides Tsurulina through the entire life of a human from birth to turning into a giant robot.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Babylon
Bo-Bobo attacks using Softon's goddess.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Taiyaki to the Future
Bo-Bobo attacks using a clotheslines of Taiyaki.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hairy Heavens
One of the "Three Great Essentials of Nosehair" that requires 5 per-requisites be complete before it can be used.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch!
Bo-Bobo dons a dog costume and punches the shit out of a guy.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Aim to be a Bump Big Leaguer
Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke knock lumps off of Don Patch's head with baseball bats.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gutsy Bat
Bo-Bobo lifts and swings a giant bottle
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Welcoming Party
A hazing technique that welcomes a new member to the Nosehair group.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Huge Wafer Toppings
Bo-Bobo runs Icen through with a pair of metal beams.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Yansu Gansu Revolution
Bo-Bobo dons a strange look and kicks an opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sharks Gnawing Underwater
Bo-Bobo reacts to be turned into a dolphin by turning into a shark.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dream of Raising Tiles in Janki Ryu Dance
Bo-Bobo launches an assault with massive mahjong tiles.
[Super Bo-Bobo] I Recently Was Put in Charge of The Work Phone and I Always Use It for Mahjong Instead.
A straightforward leaping attack with a really long name.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pig Emptying Attack
Bo-Bobo yeets several pigs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] One-Night Dinner Show
Bo-Bobo wraps his opponent in nosehair that are smooth like lyrics.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Random 360-Degree Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo punches chunks out of Tennosuke in a shotgun pattern.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Stealth Slash
Bo-Bobo appears behind an opponent and slashes them with a katana.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Metro Destruction
Bo-Bobo summons an army of bears to destroy Shigeki Pinball.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sorrowful Tofu Impact!
Bo-Bobo shreds a large piece of tofu.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bull's Eye Scooping
Bo-Bobo strikes a massive Buddha statue head with an ice cream scoop.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Missed Wrestle Ball
Bo-Bobo swings his father like a hammer.
[Bo-Bobo 100%] BoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBo
Bo-Bobo gives an abridged recap of the series while defeating Bi-Bibi.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Smashing the Top of his Head
Professor Bo-Bobopachi wastes an opponent with several pieces of school furniture.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Booger Machine-gun
Bo-Bobo fires several boogers with no effect.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Drop It Down
Bo-Bobo lures Plain White Bread into an over and throws it off of a building.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hanage Musou
Bo-Bobo attacks with a polearm and then hits an opponent with his car.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Lunch Providing Duty of the Sky
Bo-Bobo flies as fast as a bomber jet, dropping a payload of delicious lunch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Delete Commando
Bo-Bobo summons a large air force.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Sports Premiere Issue!
Bo-Bobo turns tiny and snowboards into an enemy's eyes and nose.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Forest's Three Squirrel Children
Bo-Bobo summons three powerful children of the forest.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tokoroten Impact
A stronger version of the Tokoroten Magnum.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Congratulate Jump Super Stars Newest Game, Creating Excitement for Winter
Bo-Bobo warps his opponents into the Jump Super Stars game and lays a beating on them.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Ninety-Nine Nights: Nagoya Edition
Bo-Bobo holds back a koala army with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Himeji Castle! Himeji Slice!
Bo-Bobo summons a Himeji Castle with a giant sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Sightseeing Arranged Commemorative Photograph Immediate to the Left Side as You Enter the Main Gate of Nagoya Castle
Bo-Bobo forces his enemies to pose for a photo which hurts them for some reason.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] I Want to Do Thrusting Professional Sumo After A Long Time
Bo-Bobo brawls with Pokomi at high speeds.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] We're the Strgonest Bo-Bobo Army Corp
Bo-Bobo summons a charging samurai army.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A Passing Through Leopald
Bo-Bobo summons a heavily armored tank.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Fierce World Cup 2006: The Summer of Germany
Bo-Bobo soccer kicks Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Gaou.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Western Game Scramble
Bo-Bobo transports his opponent into a 90's style arcade shooter.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Hyakke Rokujuuyonshou
Bo-Bobo uses a Hyuuga style strike to hit an enemy's chakra points.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Boinal Boight Boy
Bo-Bobo becomes a parody of Mike Haggar and womps some Hair Hunters.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] It's Terrible For Even the Author To Draw a Large Quantity of Hair Hunters
Bo-Bobo takes out an entire army of Hair Hunters with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Hanpen-Shou!
Bo-Bobo pairs with Hanpen to create a massive wave of hanpen.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Crackling Great-Flame Shuriken.
Bo-Bobo douses Don Patch in lighter fluid, lights him on fire, and flings him like a throwing star.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Daikon Whole Sale is Humble
Bo-Bobo produces a fish strong enough to clash with a legendary ninja sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Jump Ultimate Stars Bo-Bobo Strongest Dream Deck Demon Combo S
Heppokomaru, Denbo, Shintetsu BoboPatch, and BoboPatchNosuke all combine to attack an opponent at once.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Onigawara Bomber
Bo-Bobo smashes Kamara's gun armor with a single punch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Present for You
Bo-Bobo summons a massive lead ball cannon.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] King Nosehair Typhoon
Bo-Bobo spins King Nosehair with enough force to break through Tsurulina World.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Can't Forgive Foolishness
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke mimic Torpedo Girl's attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Disorderly Kabosu of OVER
Bo-Bobo mimics OVER's scissor technique.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Pokomi's Scribble Cannon Wave
Bo-Bobo uses one of Pokomi's techniques, albeit with worse drawings.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Kamehameha
Bo-Bobo repeatedly fires a pistol into a downed opponent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Beauty of Japan
A straightforward dashing slash using a nosehair like a katana.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Geneha Rush
A version of the Geneha Rush attack that does not use the Gehena Break attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Digest the Anger of Hair
A punch with a fist wrapped in nosehair.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Armpit Chop
An empowered-version of Bo-Bobo's Armpit Chop that defeated Tsurulina the 3rd.

Defensive

Stress Relief Fist
Defense technique where Bo-Bobo produces a pillow that looks like Don Patch and allows his opponent to wail on it.
Ma-Ma-Defense
Defensive technique that splits Bo-Bobo into several clones that are poorly drawn and only say "Ma"
Bo-Bobo Armor
Technique that allows Bo-bobo to don armor made out of a pair of boxes of Aomori Oranges. It allows him to completely overpower Gunkan and possibly switch places with Don Patch.
Equipped: Battle Armor "Faith": Chaos of Oden
A Bo - Bobo Double Twin Mark II Second Technique. Summons armor made out of an Oden stall.
Tokoroten Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Tennosuke.
Don Patch Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Don Patch.
Hidden Talent
Uses an umbrella to block an oncoming attack.
Bagworm Defense
Bo-Bobo turns into a bagworm to avoid an attack.
School Curtain
Bo-Bobo blocks an incoming attack by wrapping himself in a curtain.
Love-Love Umbrella
A defensive attack that counters an attack with a powerful laser.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Snack Time
Bo-Bobo and Hatenko open Tennosuke's mouth wide to catch an oncoming shower of ice.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Coating of Life
Bo-Bobo hardens his target by asking it a tough question.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Wildlands Lasso Johnny
Bo-Bobo uses a lasso to block an attack with Tennosuke.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Spinning Old Man and Old Woman Dining Table
Bo-Bobo rides on a table made of Tennosuke in order to dodge polygon attacks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Konnyaku Guard
Bo-Bobo blocks Hanpen's attack with a large piece of Konnyaku, only suffering the minor injuring of having a square punched out of his torso.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice Butt Defense
Bo-Bobo blocks thrown knives with his ass.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Teru Teru Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo counters Tsurulina's technique by becoming a Teru Teru and summoning a storm.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gum Stick
Bo-Bobo keeps himself from moving by sticking gum to his shoe.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Strong Wind! Carry Out A Kite Flying Tournament!
Bo-Bobo prevents himself from being blown away by wrapping his opponent in nosehair.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bamboo Shoot Jump
Bo-Bobo dodges a strike with a pair of rapidly grown bamboo shoots.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Outrageous Barbecue Brawl
Bo-Bobo summons a large skewer of meat to block an attack, as well as several barbecue dancers.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bean Changing Technique
Bo-Bobo dons the mighty armor of a cardboard box.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Brush Attack
An unnamed attack, possibly due to a translation error. Bo-Bobo pierces Heppokomaru's massively powerful Onara Shinken to strike him with a pair of brushes.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Omikuji
Bo-Bobo defends himself from being pecked to death by detonating a bomb inside his body.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Defense Reborns S.D.C. (Sakurayama Defense Club)
Bo-Bobo summons the Sakurayama Defense Club, a high school club that manages to block one of Tsurubina's attacks for a moment.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dummy Guard
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch to block several kunai.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Stance of Heaven and Earth
Bo-Bobo automatically dodges attacks due to his "spontaneous body".
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Full-Armor Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo dons armor made of Yakult bottles.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Think It's Great When It's Funny
Bo-Bobo summons an escape pod that shows no damage from Heppokomaru's attack. His empowered black farts were extremely powerful.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Yodel Step
Bo-Bobo turns into a heavy robot with a ball and chain he spins to block Tsurulina's attacks.

Utility

Fishy Fish Manipulation Dance
Underwater dance that allows Bo-Bobo to summon a horde of mermen to either bring him food or attack his enemies
Bo-Bobo World
Upon first glance, Bo-bobo World appears to be just a small clearing in the center of a forest, but it is here that Bo-bobo is completely in control of almost everything around him. According to Bo-bobo, those who enter this dimension can release their soul, allowing them to use the power deep within. However, if they don't release their soul, their minds will break and apparently die as a result.

• Defeats Softon when he is not able to release his soul.
  
• Marks people who have entered with a Bo-Bobo-Chan Mark.
  
• Can be instantly shut down by Be-Bebe due to Leg Hair being superior to Nose Hair. Leg Hair is also powered by the moon. Duh.
  

[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo World: Nightmare
Another version of Bo-Bobo world that is used to "wash away evil" by showing the person caught in it ever increasingly emotional stories.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Shintetsu Bo-Bobo World
A powered up version of Bo-Bobo World that defeats enemies who cannot release their soul even faster. It also shuts down any Shinken attacks while active.
Becoming Giant!
Transforming attack that shrinks Bo-bobo to the size of an ant
Big Gojo Bridge
A bridging technique that allows safe passage over dangerous terrain.
Legend of Kage Jump
A leaping technique.
Fidgeting Typhoon
Bo-Bobo summons a massive tornado by fidgeting slightly.
Bo-Bobo Roulette
Bo-Bobo summons a large roulette wheel that creates different effects based on where the arrow lands.
Bo-Bobo Typhoon
Another whirling attack that uses Don Patch to summon a whirlwind.
Nosehair Bridge
Creates a shortcut.
Skating Rink
Freezes an entire sea into a sheet of ice.
Hopping Jump
A massive leap into the air using a pogo-stick.
Nosehair Spider-Harden
Bo-Bobo spreads nosehair across the battlefield and hardens it to constrict opponents.
Floating Angels
Bo-Bobo becomes a beautiful flying angel.
Super Flash
A bright light that dispels J's clones.
Cinderella Story
A speed boosting technique that allows Bo-Bobo and Torpedo Girl to outrun Giga's Ougi.
Bo-Bobo Elevator
Bo-Bobo summons a living elevator with arms and legs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weekly Shonen Jump
An evasive technique that turns the user into the Shonen Jump mascot.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo TV-Chan Nel Hour
Bo-Bobo subjects an opponent to several rowdy television programs ending with the realization that absolutely no one was watching.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice to Meet You! Ero-Grappa!
Bo-Bobo flings a porno mag as a distraction.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Tame the Rowdy Wind
Allows Bo-Bobo to fly using a pair of fans.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Pinball
Bo-Bobo summons a giant pinball machine complete with punishing paddles.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Retro Game Playing
Bo-Bobo teleports an enemy into a series of Retro Games that seem innocent but cause real world damage, ending in BoboPatchnosuke slashing him across the chest.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Party of the Tennyo
Bo-Bobo survives being drowned in Oden broth by turning into a mermaid.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Giant Slalom Lock
Bo-Bobo uses Hattenko as a center point and proceeds to spin around him.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Afterburner
Bo-Bobo turns into a jet to intercept an attack meant for Beauty.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Afro Golden Village
After having his Afro picked apart, Bo-Bobo causes them to all reform as mini versions of himself. When Afro Golden Village is used, the damage done in that world also applies itself to the real world.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Tufts
The mini Bo-Bobo army leaps onto Tsurulina's head, causing his hair to grow into a massive afro. Inside the afro is a Buddha Bo-Bobo that sucker punches him.
[Super Bo-Bobo] A Ban Order on Dolphin Nightlife!
Bo-Bobo issues a decree of no more dolphins and straps Hell Dolphin down to a board.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Big Orange Tower
Bo-Bobo summons a medical building from under his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Physical Sensation Paradise Game Zone: X Summer Version
Bo-Bobo teleports his opponent to another world where they experience seven astonishing physical games he created.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Joumon People Every Day
Bo-Bobo dumps several small people onto his enemies.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Shika Senbei Introduction Technique
Bo-Bobo spreads crackers that summon deer and dentists.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Our Tenth Ally...Pickles Great Spy Operation
Bo-Bobo reveals the Mr. Pickle, who he had shunned at the end of the first chapter, has been masquerading as Bi-Bibi's daughter for the entire series.
[Bo-Bobo 100%] Secret Fairy-Tail Flowerbed
Bo-Bobo summons a flowerbed that draws eternal girls who possess hearts of fantasy. I don't know what it means either.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Our Workplace * Expedition Log
Bo-Bobo teleports his opponent to a convenience store for a retail beatdown. He can only use this technique when he changes his sunglasses
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Mid-Winter Courage Test Tournament
Bo-Bobo subjects an enemy to a test of courage via various school related assaults.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tender Memory Lesson
Bo-Bobo enters someone's memories by touching their forehead.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A.D.H.B.
Bo-Bobo turns a fight into a turn-based battle.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Eight Legendary Nurses
Bo-Bobo summons a roster of nurses of dubious intent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Transfer of Arts of the Blue Sky.
Bo-Bobo turns into a giant living factory and punches the ground.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Speed-Of-Sound Arcadia "Unfinished Manga"
Bo-Bobo moves so fast the mangaka cannot keep up.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Legend of Kage Jump
The Kage Jump technique again.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] 70's Period Anime-Like Jump
A subpar leap.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] 70's Period Gag Manga Running Method
Bo-Bobo runs away like he's in a retro gag manga.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Super High-Grade Tactics
Bo-Bobo changes the battlefield to that of a Playstation tactics-style game.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Newly on Sale! The Rumored Bokkuriman Stickers
Bo-Bobo overwhelms Namerou with stickers to inhibit his movement.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nostalgic Retro Game Killing Match S
Bo-Bobo takes his friends and enemies into a retro game that looks like the OG Mario Bros.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hair Hummings
Bo-Bobo sends several Hair Hunters through a Lemmings level.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Future Pitch Dark Darkness
Bo-Bobo makes the ultimate bad decision after suffering a major slump in the stock market.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Active Adventure RPG: Underwear Thief II
Bo-Bobo lays a trap for Namerou and tricks him into a video game beat down.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] The New Discovery
Bo-Bobo pumps up Tennosuke to make a space ship.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Dummy World
A mock version of Bo-Bobo World where Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Softon are in control.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Hot-Blooded Yelling Soul! Fight, Ouendan!!!.
Bo-Bobo provides a rousing powerup like he's playing Elite Beat Agents.

Hajike

In the world of Bo-bobo, Hajike is the art and philosophy of doing bizarre or unexpected things in order to confuse, fight, out-do others, or as a regular way of life. It is the main fighting style of several characters including Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke, and multiple Hair Hunters.

• Wins a Hajike duel with the Dynomite Brothers by haphazardly spending 5 hundred million Yen in random stocks.
  
• Defeats Don Patch in a Hajike battle despite Patch's very strong initial showing.
  
• Is controlled by a person inside of him
  
• Can turn into a tank and has a crew that manages him.
  
• Summons King Nose Hair and then frees him so he is able to pursue his dream of riding a bike.
  
• Can use his connections to summon a car driven by a bear in a hat.
  
• Nose contains the Kanagawa Prefecture Sakurayama Business High School Defense Club, led by Captain of the Defense Club: Kaneda Tatsuji.
  
• Appears as a troop transport for the Afro Team, a group of robotic soldiers but then also immediately commits a hit-and-run on them.
  
• Summons a flamethrower.
  
• Turns into a bus again and runs over Calendar.
  
• Summons a gun that turns people into kamaboko.
  
• Piloted by a dragon.
  
• Becomes a magical fairy godmother.
  
• Commands a fire to go out by shouting.
  
• Might be a vampire. After he disappears, he reappears as Bobobo Double Twin Mark II Second, the incarnation of a Death God.
  
• Transforms into a shoddy Phoenix.
  
• Catches a Hajike Bird, an animal that represents how strong someone's Hajike Frequency is by transforming into something.. Bo - Bobo's turns into a piece of construction equipment.
  
• Can fly using a broom and can also fly without one.
  
• Keeps a pair of swords up his nose.
  
• Creates a real crane out of paper.
  
• Summons a massive hand to slap Pana
  
• Transforms into a futuristic vehicle to attack Giga.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Counters a tulip attack by destroying the environment.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Turns into a worm to dodge an attack
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Fires a pair of eye lasers.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Summons an army of cats to counter Be-Bebe's army of rabbits.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Can turn his sunglasses upside down to enter Ganeme Time, a powerful transformation that allows him to create large pairs of sunglasses and alter peoples memories
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Performs motocross surgery.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Banishes a spirit.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Survived by his sunglasses after his death. They temporarily power up Beauty and allow her to wail on Bi-Bibi.
  
• [Super Bo-Bobo] Revived after being killed by his eldest brother Bi-Bibi with the spirit of Torpedo Girl's father, Landmine Dandy, serving as his Stand which allows him to overwhelm and defeat Bi-Bibi.
  

Genaha Break

After training for a year with Torpedo Girl, Bo-Bobo acquires a more serious fighting style, the Genaha Break. This form is powered by the Shintetsu Jacket, a jacket that increases his power times 3 and draws out the eight forces that hide within his body: Roppongi, Yukhoe, Oolong Tea, 300 Bikkuriman Stickers, Viagra, A Weather Forecaster, 2 glasses of Campari Orange, and a red DS Lite

• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Can make barriers with his snot.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Plucks a pair of nosehairs and fights evenly with the possessed Namerou.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] While training, breaks through a tidal wave by kicking a sand-filled ball.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Absolutely wrecks Namerou with the Genaha Rush, a flurry of punches thrown while shouting his own name.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Plucks a nosehair and throws it like a heavy lance.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dodges a massive Ougi and has time to replace himself with Tennosuke, clothes and all.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Slashed and bitten by a vampire.
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Finishes Postroi with a massive 4-hit combo
  
• [Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Has a built-in time limit of 10 minutes.
  

"Whenever there's a head of hair being threatened by a criminal clipper, I'll be there."

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is the cool and incomprehensible hero, swarthy and musclebound, sporting sunglasses and a large golden afro. He is called "Bo-bobo" for short, as he refuses to let people call him "Bo".

• Mid series Bo-Bobo receives a power up that makes him as powerful as all 5634 supermarkets in Japan with an aura stronger than anyone in the series before. These feats are easy to pick out as Bo-Bobo will be wearing his black jacket instead of his normal outfit.

Hanage Shinken

Bo-bobo's primary form of offense is a technique called the "Hanage Shinken". This technique involves stretching out his nose hairs in order to whip or constrict his enemies. He is one of the few people who knows this technique, so he believes that it is sacred and that he shouldn't overuse it. It is powered by Taiyaki.

• To explain why this section is about to be VERY large, Bo-Bobo has a wide of array of techniques.

Offensive

Merciless Nose Hair Fist
Straightforward attack using nosehairs like whips.
Burning Hair Spirit Deadly Armpit Hair Fist
Technique to be used in Summer when "armpit hair is in". Works like the Merciless Nose Hair Fist but uses Armpit hair. He later reveals that he is completely skilled in using the Wakige Shinken.
Nose-Hair Revolution
Technique that sees Bo-Bobo attack with spinning nose hair. Apparently pretty easy to dodge.
Kamemura Suibotsu
Swirling nosehair attack
A long equation I am not typing out
Mathematical attack that proves 3+3=8.
That's Goro! That's Goro!
Direct attack that defeats one of Gunkan's lackies.
Destruction of the Fried Chinese (Deep Fried) Faction
Straightforward attack that was easily dodged by Calendar
Armpit Chop
Direct attack to an opponent's armpit.
Nosehair Alley
Overwhelming Nosehair technique that strikes an opponent from all sides. Gunkan states it's the only technique he was unable to master.
Yes I'm Leaving Hakata
Straightforward attack that a mind-controlled Bo-Bobo uses on Beauty. It damages her, but does not kill her.
A Decided Can't Tell Me Where to Go On My Journey: Pure Story
Bo turns into a train and crashes into an opponent nosehair first.
Burning Hand Hell-Fire
A Bo - Bobo Double Twin Mark II Second Technique. Roasts an opponent in a wave of hellfire.
Hell Shrike Fall
An Izuna Drop-like technique that plants Bo-bobo and his opponent in the ground.
Friendship Power
A combination attack that uses the strength of all of Bo - Bobo's friends.
Ikemen
Another straightforward nosehair strike.
Fighting Double Punishment
A leaping strike that teaches friends they should not fight.
Nosehair Victory
A nosehair technique that does nothing to Rice, but he seems to enjoy it.
Leg Snap
Bo-Bobo bends his opponent's knees from the back with his causing massive damage.
Tetori Legtris Fist
An attack that Bo-Bobo messes up because he's bad at Tetris. It works on Rice anyways.
Pinappudding
A helicopter nosehair attack. It earns Bo the title of "King of the Hajikeists"
Gesopotamia Civilization
A leaping nosehair attack.
Yie Ar Kung-Fu
A combination strike from Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Beauty, Tennosuke, and Heppokomaru.
Our Friendship is Eternal
A spinning strike using Don Patch as a base.
Wherever Nata De Coco Is It's Still Alive
A charging strike that destroys Over's clothes.
Violent Nosehair Fist
An attack that strikes rapidly with multiple nosehairs and does absolutely nothing to Torpedo Girl.
Destiny
A leaping strike that instantly KOs Don Patch, Tennosuke, Dengakuman, and Torpedo Girl.
Planet Judge
A multi-tiered attack that involves the opponent being "judged" by several planet's attacks. Mercury involves a giant tidal wave and a bolt of lightning. Venus is the disappointment felt after getting a treasure map as a New Year's Gift and the treasure only being 10 Yen. The Judgement of Earth is having a rock dropped on you by a large bird. The Judgement of Mars is being pushed into lava and having fire blasted on you by someone who just ate mild curry. The Judgement of Jupiter is being run over by Santa's sleigh. The Judgement of Saturn is being impaled by a large spike. The Judgement of Uranus is being assaulted by the letter "nu" from the Japanese alphabet. Finally, the Judgement of Pluto is having a giant meteor summoned to hit you.
Kitten Fist
A summoning technique that calls upon Don Patch and Tennosuke to attack an opponent while dressed as cats.
Hell Nosehair Drop
A swinging attack that uses nosehair to slam an opponent to the ground.
Lightning Nosehair Ball
After zapping Don Patch with a taser, lifts him and slams him to the ground using his nosehair.
Super Godly Strong-Fanged Beast Smash Shot
After transforming into a beat, Bo-Bobo smashes the ground.
Tokoro Nosehair
A combination attack between Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke that lets Bo-Bobo use jelly nosehairs.
Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bomb
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke assault the enemy with thrown oranges and an exploding kick.
Please! Drench Me!
A sliding attack that destroys Halekulani's armor.
Super Sonic Stupid Beigoma
Uses Don Patch and Tennosuke as spinning tops.
Bo-Bobo Wave
Rapid-fire from a Beretta P-36 Magnum.
Legendary Hustler Shot
Bo-Bobo returns an attack like it pool ball.
Dummy Bomb
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch as a bludgeoning weapon.
Bagworm Laser
Bo-Bobo fires a laser beam from his eyes.
Dosukoi Bungee
A hanging attack that involves a bungee cord and sumo strikes.
20-Ton Press
Bo-Bobo expands his body to 20-Ton size to crush his opponents.
Keristian Dior
A straightforward attack J easily dodges.
Wan-Wan Giant Slalom
A spinning attack where Bo-Bobo turns into a dog.
Slipper Sole Flap
A brutal attack with a flexible slipper.
Southern Cross
A combination attack with Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Torpedo Girl.
Shinderera
Bo-Bobo turns into a samurai to cut an oncoming attack.
Bosses' Chair Great Rotating Attack
A spin kick from an office chair.
Seal Release
An extremely powerful Ougi in which Bo-Bobo is blasted by a dragon and powered up.
Dance of the Angry Bears
Bo-Bobo summons a gang of angry bears to wail on his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Thousand Nosehair Wave
A pathetic energy blast.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Attack
An unnamed technique that Bo-Bobo uses to quickly cut down several plants.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Sword
Bo-Bobo uses a pair of nosehairs to form a sword that nearly cuts Don Patch in half.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flap Flap Kamaitachii
Bo-Bobo sprouts wings from his afro and cuts his opponent with razor winds.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Look Look Hello There
An attack that copies Hatenko's "Lock" by forcing people to watch a newscast.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pleasant Plate Destruction
Bo-Bobo uses several plates found on the battlefield to build a large structure, then knocks it over on his opponents.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Big Eruption
Bo-Bobo causes a volcano to explode, firing off small clones of himself.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Carp Waterfall Climb
Bo-Bobo climbs up Combat Blues' waterfall while wearing a fish costume. He also clones himself.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Cross Goddess
A leaping combination attack with Torpedo Girl.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mecha Nosehair Lock-On!
Bo-Bobo channels his Hanage Shinken into the mech he's riding.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fire the Stupid Satellite!
Bo-Bobo fires a laser cannon that sends Don Patch into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Needle Sandbag
A punching technique that uses Don Patch like a sandbag.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sleep Flames
Bo-Bobo shoves Tabasco sauce into an opponent's eyes.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Kome Shinken
Bo-Bobo mimics Rice's Kome Shinken.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Great School Field Trip
Bo-Bobo deploys the several little people inside of him to attack.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Monkey Year End Gift Attack
Bo-Bobo turns into a monkey and throws containers of Tokoroten at Beauty.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Golden Awakening
An attack that manifests when Bo-Bobo's anger reaches it peak. A flash of bright light that destroys Rem's dream world.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Romantic Sensation Movement
An attack used directly after Bo-Bobo World Nightmare in order to destroy the evil drawn out of someone.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Judgement of Me Judged By Tennosuke Judged By Don Patch Judged By Babylon
Bo-Bobo allows himself, and the others, to be punched into an opponent by Babylon.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Desperation Mirrorball
After having his hair turned into a polygon, uses it to blind his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Buyou Of Darkness: First Dance!
Bo-Bobo knocks around Lambada with a dancing attack.
[Super Bo-Bobo] We've Done It! Mechanical Attack Electro Destructive Mecha Three Plates!!!
Bo-Bobo fuses with Lambada's plates to make a giant mech.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Eat Hard-Boiled Egg
Bo-Bobo assaults Hanpen with a pair of large eggs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Return the Hanpen
Bo-Bobo slams Hanpen using a pair of chopsticks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dozaemon Kick
A chopping downward kick.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Ekiben for Sale
Bo-Bobo slams Hanpen into a pile of rice and sells him for lunch.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Twinkling Star Shou
A combination attack with Don Patch and Tennosuke that defeats Hanpen's attack and pushes him into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mysterious Chiropractor Dr. Bo's Wild Treatment
Bo-Bobo quickly adjusts Hanpen's spine.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weapon Dance
Bo-Bobo summons a barrage of weapons
[Super Bo-Bobo] Triangle High Tension
Bo-Bobo, Tennosuke, and Don Patch all attack in unison.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Super Powerful 3-Idiot Bazooka
The Bo-Bobo, Tennosuke, and Don Patch fusion fire off a massive laser.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hundred Animal King Fist
Bo-Bobo turns into a realistic lion and repeatedly chops Tsurulina the 3rd.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Zitabata Beam
Bo-Bobo pushes Tsurulina back by constantly yelling "Zitabata".
[Super Bo-Bobo] Leg Pin
Bo-Bobo jabs his opponent in the shins for massive damage.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Bear Attack
This attack does not have a listed name. Bo-Bobo summons a massive nosehair that contains several bears with machineguns.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Double Dentists
Bo-Bobo and Don Patch perform amateur dentistry.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Human Express by Nosehair!
Bo-Bobo guides Tsurulina through the entire life of a human from birth to turning into a giant robot.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Master! The Daughter's Way Over There Get Service from Me
A nosehair attack on a ramen-eating opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair from under a Kotatsu
An unsuccessful attack used against Be-Bebe.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Babylon
Bo-Bobo attacks using Softon's goddess.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Taiyaki to the Future
Bo-Bobo attacks using a clotheslines of Taiyaki.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hairy Heavens
One of the "Three Great Essentials of Nosehair" that requires 5 per-requisites be complete before it can be used. Bo-Bobo must defeat a giant octopus, go on an incredible journey with his allies, shed moving tears, strike Tennosuke, and go around the earth 100 times. Once he completes all of these, he strikes Hydrate with nosehair coiled around his fist.
[Super Bo-Bobo] We Two Colors Enter the Rainbow Typhoon
Bo-Bobo turns into an art set and runs through his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Monster House
Bo-Bobo turns himself and his teammates into powerful Kaijin.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Diablos Hand
A technique used within Monster House. When fully transformed into a Kaijin, Bo-Bobo strikes his opponent with a clawed hand.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch!
Bo-Bobo dons a dog costume and punches the shit out of a guy.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flyswatter
Self-explanatory.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Aim to be a Bump Big Leaguer
Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke knock lumps off of Don Patch's head with baseball bats.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gutsy Bat
Bo-Bobo lifts and swings a giant bottle
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Welcoming Party
A hazing technique that welcomes a new member to the Nosehair group.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Huge Wafer Toppings
Bo-Bobo runs Icen through with a pair of metal beams.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Yansu Gansu Revolution
Bo-Bobo dons a strange look and kicks an opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sharks Gnawing Underwater
Bo-Bobo reacts to be turned into a dolphin by turning into a shark.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dream of Raising Tiles in Janki Ryu Dance
Bo-Bobo launches an assault with massive mahjong tiles.
[Super Bo-Bobo] I Recently Was Put in Charge of The Work Phone and I Always Use It for Mahjong Instead.
A straightforward leaping attack with a really long name.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pig Emptying Attack
Bo-Bobo yeets several pigs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] One-Night Dinner Show
Bo-Bobo wraps his opponent in nosehair that are smooth like lyrics.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Random 360-Degree Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo punches chunks out of Tennosuke in a shotgun pattern.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Stealth Slash
Bo-Bobo appears behind an opponent and slashes them with a katana.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Metro Destruction
Bo-Bobo summons an army of bears to destroy Shigeki Pinball.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sorrowful Tofu Impact!
Bo-Bobo shreds a large piece of tofu.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bull's Eye Scooping
Bo-Bobo strikes a massive Buddha statue head with an ice cream scoop.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Missed Wrestle Ball
Bo-Bobo swings his father like a hammer.
[Bo-Bobo 100%] BoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBo
Bo-Bobo gives an abridged recap of the series while defeating Bi-Bibi.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Smashing the Top of his Head
Professor Bo-Bobopachi wastes an opponent with several pieces of school furniture.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Booger Machine-gun
Bo-Bobo fires several boogers with no effect.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Drop It Down
Bo-Bobo lures Plain White Bread into an over and throws it off of a building.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hanage Musou
Bo-Bobo attacks with a polearm and then hits an opponent with his car.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Lunch Providing Duty of the Sky
Bo-Bobo flies as fast as a bomber jet, dropping a payload of delicious lunch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Delete Commando
Bo-Bobo summons a large air force.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Cow Shower
Bo-Bobo lifts and swings a large cow.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Sports Premiere Issue!
Bo-Bobo turns tiny and snowboards into an enemy's eyes and nose.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Forest's Three Squirrel Children
Bo-Bobo summons three powerful children of the forest.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Good Morning Teacher!
Bo-Bobo punches Don Patch through Babuu's torso.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tokoroten Impact
A stronger version of the Tokoroten Magnum.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Congratulate Jump Super Stars Newest Game, Creating Excitement for Winter
Bo-Bobo warps his opponents into the Jump Super Stars game and lays a beating on them.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Ninety-Nine Nights: Nagoya Edition
Bo-Bobo holds back a koala army with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Himeji Castle! Himeji Slice!
Bo-Bobo summons a Himeji Castle with a giant sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Teachings of Mori are Absolute
A trio attack with Don Patch and Tennosuke.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Sightseeing Arranged Commemorative Photograph Immediate to the Left Side as You Enter the Main Gate of Nagoya Castle
Bo-Bobo forces his enemies to pose for a photo which hurts them for some reason.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] I Want to Do Thrusting Professional Sumo After A Long Time
Bo-Bobo brawls with Pokomi at high speeds.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] We're the Strgonest Bo-Bobo Army Corp
Bo-Bobo summons a charging samurai army.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A Passing Through Leopald
Bo-Bobo summons a heavily armored tank.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Fierce World Cup 2006: The Summer of Germany
Bo-Bobo soccer kicks Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Gaou.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Western Game Scramble
Bo-Bobo transports his opponent into a 90's style arcade shooter.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Hyakke Rokujuuyonshou
Bo-Bobo uses a Hyuuga style strike to hit an enemy's chakra points.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Astro Bobo Sasa
Bo-Bobo turns into a spaceman with a rifle.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Royal Family's Conviction
Bo-Bobo is flung by Pokomi's hammer.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Honekko Machinegun
A calcium-filled machinegun blast.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Boinal Boight Boy
Bo-Bobo becomes a parody of Mike Haggar and womps some Hair Hunters.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Running Wild Takuan Young-Tough Gang
Bo-Bobo strings up Don Patch and beats him with a stick.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] It's Terrible For Even the Author To Draw a Large Quantity of Hair Hunters
Bo-Bobo takes out an entire army of Hair Hunters with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Personal Experience of the In-Vogue Balance Ball
Bo-Bobo sits on his opponent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Great Parade of Nostalgic Stickers
Bo-Bobo smashes his opponents with a spiked ball.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Hanpen-Shou!
Bo-Bobo pairs with Hanpen to create a massive wave of hanpen.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Angels Who Call Out for Victory Pure Prayer
Bo-Bobo grabs an opponent in a headlock and punches them.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Water Boys Three
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke appear from a toilet with a leaping punch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Crackling Great-Flame Shuriken.
Bo-Bobo douses Don Patch in lighter fluid, lights him on fire, and flings him like a throwing star.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Daikon Whole Sale is Humble
Bo-Bobo produces a fish strong enough to clash with a legendary ninja sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Jump Ultimate Stars Bo-Bobo Strongest Dream Deck Demon Combo S
Heppokomaru, Denbo, Shintetsu BoboPatch, and BoboPatchNosuke all combine to attack an opponent at once.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Have a Merry Shitmas and Go To Sleep
Bo-Bobo pushes Tennosuke off a cliff while dressed as Santa
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Onigawara Bomber
Bo-Bobo smashes Kamara's gun armor with a single punch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Present for You
Bo-Bobo summons a massive lead ball cannon.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] A Man's Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo performs another Tokoroten Magnum to no success.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Length-Wise Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo punches Tennosuke in the ass, firing the magnum from his head.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] King Nosehair Typhoon
Bo-Bobo spins King Nosehair with enough force to break through Tsurulina World.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Can't Forgive Foolishness
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke mimic Torpedo Girl's attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Disorderly Kabosu of OVER
Bo-Bobo mimics OVER's scissor technique.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Pokomi's Scribble Cannon Wave
Bo-Bobo uses one of Pokomi's techniques, albeit with worse drawings.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Wave That Begins the Tonkatsu Revolution
Bo-Bobo fires a wave of Tonkotsu at Tsurulina.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Wave That Starts Formula-1 Japan
Bo-Bobo crashes into Tsurulina while driving a F-1 car.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Kamehameha
Bo-Bobo repeatedly fires a pistol into a downed opponent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Beauty of Japan
A straightforward dashing slash using a nosehair like a katana.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Geneha Rush
A version of the Geneha Rush attack that does not use the Gehena Break attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Digest the Anger of Hair
A punch with a fist wrapped in nosehair.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Armpit Chop
An empowered-version of Bo-Bobo's Armpit Chop that defeated Tsurulina the 3rd.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Nosehair Violent Fist
The standard Nosehair attack.

Defensive

Stress Relief Fist
Defense technique where Bo-Bobo produces a pillow that looks like Don Patch and allows his opponent to wail on it.
Ma-Ma-Defense
Defensive technique that splits Bo-Bobo into several clones that are poorly drawn and only say "Ma"
Bo-Bobo Armor
Technique that allows Bo-bobo to don armor made out of a pair of boxes of Aomori Oranges. It allows him to completely overpower Gunkan and possibly switch places with Don Patch.
Equipped: Battle Armor "Faith": Chaos of Oden
A Bo - Bobo Double Twin Mark II Second Technique. Summons armor made out of an Oden stall.
Tokoroten Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Tennosuke.
Don Patch Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Don Patch.
Hidden Talent
Uses an umbrella to block an oncoming attack.
Bagworm Defense
Bo-Bobo turns into a bagworm to avoid an attack.
School Curtain
Bo-Bobo blocks an incoming attack by wrapping himself in a curtain.
Love-Love Umbrella
A defensive attack that counters an attack with a powerful laser.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Snack Time
Bo-Bobo and Hatenko open Tennosuke's mouth wide to catch an oncoming shower of ice.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Coating of Life
Bo-Bobo hardens his target by asking it a tough question.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Angel's Bathroom
Bo-Bobo counters a bubble Shinken by popping them while in the bath.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Wildlands Lasso Johnny
Bo-Bobo uses a lasso to block an attack with Tennosuke.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Ora-Ora Aura
A defensive technique that involves shouting "Ora Ora" at an opponent and then getting hurt anyways.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Spinning Old Man and Old Woman Dining Table
Bo-Bobo rides on a table made of Tennosuke in order to dodge polygon attacks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Konnyaku Guard
Bo-Bobo blocks Hanpen's attack with a large piece of Konnyaku, only suffering the minor injuring of having a fucking square punched out of his torso.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice Butt Defense
Bo-Bobo blocks thrown knives with his ass.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Teru Teru Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo counters Tsurulina's technique by becoming a Teru Teru and summoning a storm.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gum Stick
Bo-Bobo keeps himself from moving by sticking gum to his shoe.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Strong Wind! Carry Out A Kite Flying Tournament!
Bo-Bobo prevents himself from being blown away by wrapping his opponent in nosehair.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bamboo Shoot Jump
Bo-Bobo dodges a strike with a pair of rapidly grown bamboo shoots.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Outrageous Barbecue Brawl
Bo-Bobo summons a large skewer of meat to block an attack, as well as several barbecue dancers.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fishing Key Attack
Bo-Bobo fishes up some defenses.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bean Changing Technique
Bo-Bobo dons the mighty armor of a cardboard box.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Brush Attack
An unnamed attack, possibly due to a translation error. Bo-Bobo pierces Heppokomaru's massively powerful Onara Shinken to strike him with a pair of brushes.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Omikuji
Bo-Bobo defends himself from being pecked to death by detonating a bomb inside his body.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Defense Reborns S.D.C. (Sakurayama Defense Club)
Bo-Bobo summons the Sakurayama Defense Club, a high school club that manages to block one of Tsurubina's attacks for a moment.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dummy Guard
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch to block several kunai.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Stance of Heaven and Earth
Bo-Bobo automatically dodges attacks due to his "spontaneous body".
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Full-Armor Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo dons armor made of Yakult bottles.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Think It's Great When It's Funny
Bo-Bobo summons an escape pod that shows no damage from Heppokomaru's attack. His empowered black farts were extremely powerful.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Yodel Step
Bo-Bobo turns into a heavy robot with a ball and chain he spins to block Tsurulina's attacks.

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This morning, Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY), one of the highest-ranking Jewish officials in the U.S. government, said Israelis need to call new elections to replace Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who, Schumer said, “has lost his way by allowing his political survival to take precedence over the best interests of Israel.” Schumer, who is a strong ally of Israel and who also blamed Hamas for the crisis in the Middle East, warned that the deadly toll on civilians in Gaza under the policies of Netanyahu’s government is “pushing support for Israel worldwide to historic lows. Israel cannot survive if it becomes a pariah.”
Netanyahu needs to hold his far-right coalition together to escape the corruption trial in which he is currently at risk, and that coalition wants continued attacks on Hamas. Netanyahu has announced that Israel’s forces are planning to invade the city of Rafah, where about 1.4 million Palestinians are sheltering, despite President Joe Biden’s warning that such an invasion must have a plan to protect civilians “that was actually planned, prepared and implementable.”
Meanwhile, the humanitarian crisis in Gaza is so bad that the U.S. and other countries are conducting airdrops of essential relief—airdrops are a poor substitute for land-based aid—and Netanyahu’s government has rejected the call of neighboring Arab states, the U.S., and the European Union for a real path to a Palestinian state, instead trying to prevent such a state by pushing more settlements in the West Bank. On a hot mic at the State of the Union address last Tuesday, Biden told Secretary of State Antony Blinken and Senator Michael Bennett (D-CO): “I told him, Bibi…you and I are going to have a come to Jesus meeting,” slang for a moment that precipitates a major change.
Netanyahu’s far-right government is deeply unpopular in Israel. In January, only 15% of Israelis wanted him to keep his job after the war on Hamas ends, and three days ago the U.S. intelligence community assessed in its annual report on the threats facing the United States that “[d]istrust of Netanyahu’s ability to rule has deepened and broadened across the public from its already high levels before the war, and we expect large protests demanding his resignation and new elections.” It concluded: “A different, more moderate government is a possibility.” Centrist political rival Benny Gantz has visited the U.S. and the U.K. recently.
“As a democracy, Israel has the right to choose its own leaders, and we should let the chips fall where they may,” Schumer said. “But the important thing is that Israelis are given a choice.”
Netanyahu has forged strong ties in the U.S. with Republicans; in 2015 he spoke before Congress at the invitation of Republicans in an attempt to undermine then-president Barack Obama’s negotiations with Iran to stop that country’s development of nuclear weapons. Today, Republicans slammed Schumer’s speech. House speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) said: “We need to be standing with Israel. We need to give our friends and allies our full support.”
In Hungary today, the U.S. ambassador launched a similar pushback against a far-right leader whose personal interests are driving his country’s policies.
Today is the twenty-fifth anniversary of Hungary’s joining the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). U.S. Ambassador David Pressman used the occasion to warn Hungarian prime minister Viktor Orbán that the United States has lost patience with his embrace of Russian president Vladimir Putin, his undermining of support for Ukraine, and his open advocacy of Trump’s return to the White House.
Pressman noted that the U.S. and Hungary have long historic ties, reaching all the way back to the American Revolution and the influence of revolutionary leader Lajos Kossuth—who is one of two foreign leaders whose busts are in the U.S. Capitol—on the defense of democracy in the years before the Civil War. “What unites these connections between our two nations is the shared longing of our peoples for liberty and democracy,” Pressman said.
When Hungary joined NATO in 1999, Pressman noted, Viktor Orbán was prime minister, and he was proud of the country’s democratic future aligned with a transatlantic community of democracies. Now, he said, Hungary’s choices are increasingly isolating it from its friends and allies.
“We cannot ignore it when the Speaker of Hungary’s National Assembly asserts that Putin’s war in Ukraine is actually ‘led by the United States,’” Pressman said. “We cannot ignore a sitting minister referring to the United States as a corpse whose nails continue to grow. We can neither understand nor accept the Prime Minister identifying the United States as a ‘top adversary’ of our Ally, Hungary. Or his assertion that the United States government is trying to overthrow the Hungarian government—literally, to ‘defeat’ him.”
“While the Hungarian government’s wild rhetoric in state-controlled media may incite passion, or ignite an electoral base, the choice to issue, on a daily basis, dangerously unhinged anti-American messaging is a policy choice, and it risks changing Hungary’s relationship with America,” Pressman said.
The ambassador called out Orbán’s “systematic takeover of independent media,” the use of government power to “provide favorable treatment for companies owned by party leaders or their families, in-laws, or old friends,” and law defending “a single party’s effort to monopolize public discourse.” “[T]his is not something we expect from allies,” Pressman said. The U.S. seeks to engage through dialogue and is willing to speak honestly, he said, but he warned that the U.S. is ready “to act in response to choices the government is making.”
“Hungary’s allies are warning Hungary of the dangers of its close and expanding relationship with Russia,” Pressman said. “If this is Hungary’s policy choice—and it has become increasingly clear that it is with the Foreign Minister’s sixth trip to Russia since Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, and with his next trip to Russia scheduled in two weeks, following his engagement with Russia’s Foreign Minister earlier this month, and the Prime Minister’s meeting with Vladimir Putin in China—we will have to decide how best to protect our security interests, which, as Allies, should be our collective security interests.”
Pressman called out Orbán for his open support for Trump—Orbán visited Trump at Mar-a-Lago last week and has repeatedly expressed his hope that he will be returned to the White House—and his active participation in U.S. partisan political events. Orbán is a darling of the far right and has appeared at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) more than once.
“While Hungary attempts to wait out those it disagrees with, whether in the United States or the European Union, the rest of the world is moving forward,” Pressman said. “While the Orbán government may want to wait out the United States Government, the United States will certainly not wait out the Orbán administration. While Hungary waits, we will act,” he said.
“[W]e want what polls consistently show the vast majority of Hungarians want: a close relationship between the United States and Hungary, rooted in democratic values and shared security and prosperity. Exactly what the Prime Minister said he wanted 25 years ago,” he said. “And that is what we still want today.”
The U.S. has pledged to defend member states in the family of democracies, Pressman said, and while Hungary tied itself to those democracies 25 years ago, “this government’s actions and rhetoric make it sound like it does not feel so firmly anchored. The United States would not be acting as your ally if we did not forthrightly express concern about the course Hungary is charting, through rough seas of its own choosing. We anchored together 25 years ago as democratic Allies; it remains our hope that we sail forward together as part of a stronger, and now larger, democratic Alliance—a choice that remains up to Hungary, its government and its people.”
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Notes:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/04/world/netanyahu-corruption-trial-resumes/index.html
https://www.pbs.org/newshouworld/israel-swears-in-netanyahu-as-prime-minister-most-right-wing-government-in-countrys-history
https://apnews.com/article/israel-gantz-netanyahu-gaza-war-5174c723b53747229cc43b254f1768a7
https://www.chathamhouse.org/2024/01/when-netanyahu-falls-israels-democracy-will-need-new-political-realignments
https://www.voanews.com/a/thousands-of-israelis-rally-for-hostages-release-netanyahu-s-ouste7521342.html
https://www.pbs.org/newshouworld/u-s-visit-by-netanyahus-rival-gantz-signals-wider-cracks-in-israels-wartime-leadership
https://www.aoc.gov/explore-capitol-campus/buildings-grounds/capitol-building/house-wing/small-house-rotunda
https://www.americanhungarianfederation.org/news_AHFHistory_Kossuth_Capitol.htm
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Hi guys! :) I’m new here - I’m writing a (highly, highly) opinionated piece about the conflict and wanted to share. Read if you’d like, and hope you enjoy if you do!
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Okay, one last quote from Elie Wiesel & one last writing about this. In my agnostic view of religion, it seems to me the harsher the treatment you experience in life - the more oppressive, man made horror is thrust upon you - your bigger the test of faith. If you can trudge through that adversity? The stronger the human being you become if you maintain your faith unconditionally. Religious strength from unshaken faith. A person of faith retaining+strengthening that faith through the Holocaust? It’s the closest you can get to biblical-worthy words from a mortal man. You have passed God’s test: you have earned the right to interpret and share the teachings in God’s texts in a way others simply cannot.
[To be clear, I’m not talking about simply “surviving adversity.” For example: the foundation of terrorist groups - they do originate through adversity thrust upon them… but their beliefs radically change because of it. That’s not faith. A failure of their test, at least until they admit their need to correct their views. Not many do.]
Faith is the strength to come out the other side of adversity with the exact same views as before. They help guide you through trials and tribulations. Those views are solidified: not malleable to fit the human motive of revenge. Vengeance is not for a human to decide: the personal choice to live or die is (talking about the will to live under unfathomable conditions). Standing up for your beliefs is not the same as massacring those who don’t share it. Defending yourself, your people, and your belief system from specific attackers isn’t a massacre. It’s self defense. Killing a large amount of innocent people because some might be guilty… is a massacre.
Even speaking as an outsider of any religion, I confidently believe one of those lines would get a head nod from every religious person alive: The stronger your test of faith, the more solidified it becomes when you get through it. I’m familiar enough with Christianity to know stories with this exact moral are used to weather tough times. All religions share some form of this. Maybe even scientology, but I’m getting off topic because we’re talking about religion. Not outlandish writing of a science fiction author (as always, my opinion that scientology is a ridiculous, money hungry cult advertising itself with famous people like a simple Nike ad does with athletes… is simply satire and/or not “factually true”).
Point is, if you as a Jewish person believe Mr. Wiesel held unwavering, unchanging faith all the way through the Holocaust, he is going to be the person whose words hold the most weight a human being (especially as a fellow Jewish person) can provide. Judaism is always alive in him: a filter he runs every one of these quotes through. His quotes are built from a time in his life where faith was all he had. I’m asking any person of faith to interpret his next, final quote I’ll provide to fit Israel’s religiously-justified response to Gaza:
“Only the guilty are guilty. Their children are not.”
Bibi has faced adversity in his life - every powerful person has dealt with a fairly large amount. I’ll take a swing and speculate even he’s not arrogant enough to admit he’s faced more than Mr. Wiesel. I hope I’m wrong about his ego - nothing would inspire Israeli citizens to boot him out of power more passionately than that claim. In that light, there’s a personal question he must interpret religiously.
“Between Mr. Wiesel and myself, who has the right interpretation? Did his experience as a Holocaust survivor twist his faith? A man inspiring peace even with every ounce of his humanity screaming for vengeance on those who heaped horror onto him at a scale I can’t possibly imagine? Or is my faith-based response the correct interpretation? Have my beliefs unflappably weathered the test of time?”
His actions answer that question where his direct words haven’t. Every single time he uses religious justification to kill says “my faith is stronger than his.” Every bomb he drops says “your words mean nothing to me.” Every drop of praise given to the IDF for their actions screams “this man didn’t withstand the Holocaust the way God intended.”
Now, that’s an unfair critique to throw on someone who hasn’t even considered it. Now you have to! How about one more look at Mr. Wiesel’s words:
“Only the guilty are guilty. Their children are not.”
You can’t have a mutual compromise of interpretation here: this one has no gray area. No middle ground. One of you is right about your interpretation, the other fell on a faulty and misguided path. “He doesn’t understand what we went through” isn’t going to fly on this.
So you tell me Bibi, who is right and who is wrong?

This isn't a "what happened to Sam" type post, I'm willing to accept that he's always been this way and I just never noticed because of various reasons. Despite the fact that I vehemently disagree with just about everything he has to say about the current hostilities in Gaza, I have been forcing myself to listen to these recent podcasts in a hope that it would help me to steelman the other side of my views. In reality, what I've found is what appears to be a catastrophically obtuse and naive version of Sam Harris that makes him out to be something of a rube that I have a hard time taking seriously.
I want to be clear that I don't think he's lying, being purposefully unfair, or being sly here. I think he genuinely believes the things he says about this topic and genuinely attempts to bring in people he views as experts on Israel/Gaza. In fact, it almost makes it worse to me that this is the case as it leaves no real room for this to be a thought experiment of some kind.
Some points:

1. Sam continually just assumes that the government of Israel is acting in accordance with what it says it wants to do even when events and news reports show the exact opposite. I'm not saying everyone should be a tinfoil hat conspiracist about the government but just saying "well the government says it cares about civilians so obviously they must" is unfathomably naive.
2. Sam continually notes the violence of Hamas as being religiously based and noting the unique issue of violence in sects of Islam (which I agree with) while simultaneously ignoring explicitly religious framing of the war from the Israeli government.
   1. “You must remember what Amalek has done to you.” -- Netanyahu
      1. 1 Samuel 15:3: "now go and smite amalek, utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass."
3. Sam's constant assertion that there could have been peace all along if the Palestinians would work with Israel and that Israel would pursue a peaceful 2 state outcome if Hamas would just stop saying "Death to Israel".
   1. Netanyahu has been perhaps the most central character in ensuring there could be no two-state solution and therefore no peace. He has openly touted his role in sabotaging the peace process, taken credit for being the reason why there is no two-state solution, and has noted that supporting Hamas was an important goal of his government specifically to ensure he had no "reasonable" counterpart to sue for peace with.
      1. https://www.timesofisrael.com/pointing-to-hamass-little-state-netanyahu-touts-role-blocking-2-state-solution/
      2. https://www.timesofisrael.com/for-years-netanyahu-propped-up-hamas-now-its-blown-up-in-our-faces/
   2. Additionally, the UN has actually had resolutions on resolving the Palestinian statehood question for decades with essentially every country in the UN other than the US and Israel supporting it. This also includes the non-voting delegation representing Palestine.
4. Sam continually says that there was no occupation and the term apartheid doesn't apply to Israel's treatment of Palestinians.
   1. When one country controls the daily lives of people of another country and uses its military to displace people from their homes to make way for their own citizens to settle in land that is not theirs, that's called an occupation. Gaza is for all intents and purposes occupied by Israel, not having soldiers inside of the walls does not mean there is no occupation.
   2. Former head of Mossad, Israeli commanders, and the UN all pretty clearly state that what was happening to Palestinians could credibly meet the international legal definition of apartheid. Specifically the 2 primary elements of systematic oppression by the dominant group over the marginalized group and inhumane acts such as expropriation of landed property.
5. Sam enjoys trotting out recent surveys saying that even if Palestinians don't support Hamas they support what happened on October 7th. Consistently says that Israelis wouldn't behave this way.
   1. Duh, the average Palestinian's view of Israel is that it is an occupying force that has been now relentlessly bombing everything in sight for 5 months. People get pretty bloodthirsty in these situations -- remember the US after 9/11. You can argue over who started it as long as you want, but in the end if you ask a regular Palestinian now how they feel about Israel of course they're going to say "kill em all" that's not surprising.
   2. There are too many examples of Israeli citizens brutalizing people in the West Bank, openly calling for genocide, and of the government treating anti-war protestors differently than pro war protesters but I'll add one article from a mainstream source Sam would view as legitimate.
      1. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/02/10/gaza-aid-blockade-protest-kerem-shalom/
   3. Also just too many videos to count of IDF soldiers looting Palestinian houses and wandering through Gaza purposely blowing up residential structures and laughing while standing out in the open obviously not concerned about Hamas hiding anywhere.
   4. Videos of IDF soldiers singing with celebrities at rallies "We're finishing off Gaza."
6. Sam just flat out ignores the constant stream of quotes coming from the Israeli government that are explicitly referring to Palestinians as animals. I don't mean the minister of vending machines or whatever low level government lunatic I mean people with actual power either in the government now or previously of the government advising the current regime.
   1. Dan Gillerman: "I'm very puzzled by the constant concern which the world is showing for the Palestinian people and is actually showing for these horrible inhuman animals who have done the worst atrocities that the century has ever seen."
   2. Yoav Gallant: "Gaza won't return to what it was before. We will eliminate everything."
   3. Giora Eiland: "Gaza will become a place where no human being can exist."
   4. Galit Distel Atbaryan: "Invest this energy in one thing: erasing all of Gaza from the face of the Earth. The Gazan monsters will fly to the southern fence and try to enter Egyptian territory or they will die. Gaza should be erased."
   5. Moshe Feiglin: "Annihilate Gaza now! Now! Gaza needs to turn into Dresden! Yes!" (exclamations relevant he was screaming when he said this)
   6. On and on and on
7. Sam continuously pretends that the world doesn't care about what happened on October 7th or diminishes it which seems pretty patently false. If anything, recent evidence from the NY Times shows that the world has been overemphasizing many claims from what happened on October 7th. What actually happened was horrific enough, but numerous sources from within NY Times saying their biggest story about it completely blew up under scrutiny and was actually written largely by someone with no real background in journalism but who had been in an IDF intelligence squad.
   1. https://theintercept.com/2024/02/28/new-york-times-anat-schwartz-october-7/
   2. Anyone with an interest should take some time to read up on that NY Times fight happening right now it's pretty wild
8. The tired and frankly lazy constant claims of antisemitism when people criticize Israel's handling of the war are pretty tedious. People pretend like the world was all on board with the US wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We were constantly being accused of war crimes and even we showed more restraint in our worst offenses than Israel is now.
   1. One example being the fact that the US limited itself to the use of 500LB bombs in these wars whereas Israel has used hundreds of 2,000LB bombs in Gaza.
9. The ICJ case. Either the majority of the western world honestly feels that Israel is at least potentially committing a genocide or this is all part of an international and deep seated hatred of the Jews.

Honestly I could go on and on and on here but I'm getting tired of even myself at this point. I might continue listening to see how Sam explains away the recent events of the IDF slaughtering over 100 Palestinians trying to get to a food truck for aid. It would be interesting to see his take on the fact that the video produced by Israel to claim it wasn't IDF soldiers was visibly edited, the sound was removed, and you can see tracer rounds flying through the air.
I'll leave it at this I guess. Sam has just disappointed me here, and that's fine. He's a grown man who owes me nothing and is free to believe whatever he wants. But I'd be lying if I said it didn't bother me that someone I view as overall wanting the truth has gone so far out of his way to not even attempt to have someone on who disagrees with his views on this. The repetitive and condescending dismissiveness of anyone who disagrees with his views on this conflict as just being "morally confused" is just lazy and unbecoming. It's possible to be horrified by what Hamas did on October 7, accept that Hamas is a terrorist organization, and accept they must be destroyed while simultaneously saying you can't just wantonly kill everyone you see in an effort to "get the bad guys".
And moreover you can't say you're "defending western civilization" as Bibi likes to say while you completely disregard the institutions and norms that western civilization has created to keep itself from devolving into barbarism.
*EDIT* I was inarticulate with my title in that I'm not going to just stop listening to Sam's podcast generally. I was more intending this to be around his podcasts around Gaza/Israel. I am a premium sub and will continue to be a premium sub as I believe in his non advertiser model and I believe in long form conversations about heterodox topics. This was just pointed at what I view as an incredible blind spot for Sam and airing a disagreement I have with the way he's been handling this.
*EDIT 2* reading through the comments and DMs I've gotten has been very heartening I must say. Not because it's a bunch of support for my view or agreement with my post. It's a pretty diverse mix on that front. But because the vast majority of people detracting from me are saying things like:

1. You are stupid
2. You don't know what you're talking about
3. You are drawing the wrong conclusions
4. You are ignorant of history

These are entirely valid responses in my view. It's not like I posted this here of all places expecting a warm and sunny reception. The reason I find this heartening is that I've experienced a vanishingly small number (relatively) of comments saying "you do not agree with what I'm saying therefore you must be an anti-semite who hates jews and loves hamas". There are people saying that, but I have to say it's significantly fewer people than I expected which in an odd way is very hopeful to me.
At least if you're saying you think I'm an idiot you come across as having an honest response to what I'm saying. The people who reflexively just say that I must be an anti-semite (one person asked how much Russia is paying me lol) because I am criticizing specific ways a government is prosecuting a war come across as just the Intellectual Dark Web versions of woke college kids calling everything they don't like fascism and racism. So all in all good mix. Thank you.
*Final Edit* Now that this has died down substantially thank you everyone for engaging with the post including those who think I'm completely wrong. I did through conversations here decide to make some minor edits to my original post to clarify. It was made clear to me that on a few occasions I conflated Gaza and the general experience of Palestinians as a whole (including the West Bank) so I made some edits to delineate who and what I'm talking about more clearly.
In two days this got over 56,000 views, 411 comments, 130 shares, and had an upvote rate of 74%. I'm glad to have written something that got so many people talking here and selfishly pleased to see that I'm not alone in my frustrations. Some mentioned hoping Sam addresses this post, which isn't the point. I know for a fact he's read this post because this sub is the only social media he has admitted to still using and he is a recovering social media addict. There is no way in hell he doesn't read every post on this sub. That being said, my pie in the sky hope was that maybe he'd read this and start diversifying the people he has on his show talking about this issue. Also admittedly airing some frustration.
Thank you everyone. Take care.

I put a lot of work into collecting as much possible information on each brawler. From the game, beta, youtubers, twitter accounts, start park website, maps in game and brawl talks. I am fascinated by the lore of brawl stars and the treasure hunt they have laid out for it. I noticed there was no good place to see lore specifically for a certain brawler. I'd like to discuss theories and possibly add more information I may have overlooked. WE MUST FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF STARR PARK.
8-Bit - Old arcade machine described as being very difficult. They were awakened by a gem as shown by a brawl stars cinematic. Destroy senselessly with his lasers just to prove he was still capable despite being such an old machine. It may have also been revenge for one of his missing guns and hating their previous players. Bad players may have included Bull, Bea, Brock, and Surge. Was possibly under the control of someone before the project laser event that occured in game. He is clearly more than just an arcade machine due to Kairostim lies saying he's just a normal arcade machine. His place in Starr Park is the Starrcade.
Amber - Performer at Pocos Band Stand which is like a festival. She is known for subpar fire dancing. Only starting fire spinning and breathing to compete with Poco and El primo as an entertainer. May be Spude affiliated (Rey video)
Angelo - Swamp of Love member. Lives in the tunnels. Manipulative like Willow so they get along. Enjoys gossipping about other brawlers usually to cause a fight. He is a cupid turned mosquito apparently, maybe the effects of the swamp. Could be a swamp due to toxic waste disposal.
Ash - They are a scottish person/creature tired of litter and rats at the Castle Courtyard. Uses a trash can as protective armor due to the sheer amount of trash and rats. May be based on a Brownie. Has blue skin it appears. He gets angry after attacking due to the broom causing so much noise inside the trash can. Secretly eats garbage. The control robots called R.A.T.S which stands for; Rodent Attack Targeting System.
Barley - He is the same series of robot as Darryl and Rico. Their name is Bartlebee. Shown in investor video pouring acid instead of drinks for people. Bartending robot with a short temper. Owns a bar called Barley's. A unicorn horn appears on the starr park website a possible reference to his skin line.
Bea - Entomologist and Rosa's assistant. Obsessed with bees. Shown crying when she stepped on a bee. Works at Starr Park Gardens. Where they create all the plants and creatures_ in Starr park. She captured Eve after she crashed. A woman experimenting with bees in the investor video could be a nod towards her.
Belle - Fugitive and leader of Goldarm Gang. Wife of Sam, mother of Pearl and maybe another mystery child. Based on Belle Starr. They have a gold prosthetic which is where the gang gets its namesake. She robs banks of any town shes in. Unclear if she's only bound to the Wild West area or if she's a performer at all. She is shown in Sam's animation to have some engineering skills. Together with Sam they made Pearl. She appears to just be obsessed with money but actually is after the truth of Starr Park and how to bring it down.
Bibi - She chews Starr Park Gum which is inedible and purple flavor as shown on the starr park website. Inedibility is probably the reason for her ultimate. Bibi is Bull's sister revealed by Kairostime (credible as they source him for most of the lore and mentioned in Retropolis brawl talk). She is a member of a gang alongside Bull and Crow in Retropolis. Hardcore but cute and bit of a nerd. Loves baseball and bubblegum. Bat is called Mr. Bat. Runs a ride in Retropolis called Mr. Bat homerun ride. Apart of Bull's gang.
Bo - They're wearing a Starr Park eagle hat as shown on Starr Park website. Apparently his bow is also from the Starr Park giftshop. Maybe shown in investor video as a hatching eagle. Is listed as Leon's and Nita step-dad unclear if before or after in investor video when they both lost their parents riding the coaster. His home in the park is Rumble Jungle and has survived there for a long time. Eagle hunter shaman, best bowman of tribe.
Brock - Part of arcade trio. Loves arcade games and his rocket launcher. Secretly enjoys dancing. Talks a lot of smack.
Bonnie - The niece of stu and sister of janet. Gets in trouble with her cannon Clyde during stunt shows. She's famous around the park for her stunt of being shot out of Clyde.
Bull - Angry and reckless. Owns a diner in Retropolis. Possibly awakened and enraged by a gem dropped by Dynamike, later stolen by Leon. Part of biker gang with Bibi and Crow. Owns a car that appears on a map. His gun appears on the starr park website captioned saying that it doesn't fire but was shown firing in the background of the investor video.
Buster - Works as projector operator at turbo movie theatre/Starr Park Cinema. Wants to star in their own blockbuster. Their best friend is Fang. There is a sort of projector like toy captioned ?????.rm that could've been a teaser towards them.
Buzz - Dinosaur lifeguard at velocirapids. Likes singing and dancing . Not good at their job part because of his nature and short stature. However he likes bossing people around. Has the x on the back suggesting that Buzz may be a mascot. His hypercharge icon shows that the nostrils are the costume's eye holes. Potentially apart of mascot union strike. May be the B in the BRL - SPU - DE appearing on the picket fence. Further unknown if the SPU-DE is Starr Park Union of Distressed Employees since it's hyphenated. Their whistle and swim trunks appear on the starr park website but curiously enough the whistle sounds like two screams and the swim trunks are very very large. There must be something to the whistle sound.
Byron - Shady, scamming consman that sells potions claiming that they'll heal.
Carl - Robot geologist that enjogs riding in a minecart. Works at the gem mine. His latest obsession is the effects of gems! Potentially is a part of the rejected minecart ride whose schematics appear on the starr park website. Jacky annoys Carl as mentioned in a brawl talk.
Charlie - She is a performer at the Bizarre Circus. She grew up on the streets where she learned tricks before being discovered by the circus. She accepted for the money and soon became the main attraction. She uses her hair to perform her tricks. Often steals money during her shows. They have an obsession with spiders.
Chester - Jester of Candyland. Tries to prank Mandy constantly. He is extremely annoying and extends his pranks to everyone. He will make fun of anyone in his sight. Pranks are Chester's way of showing affection. There's a waiver to sign if you want to know what's in the jack-in-the-box.
Chuck - He was a former conductor of an orchestra before he arrived at Starr Park. Seemed to have given up the orchestra to find the next big thing in music. Now at Starr Park he is the conductor of trains specifically the Ghost Train. He still makes music inspired by the darkness and noises of the Ghost Station. Every once in awhile he performs for Gus.
Colette - Works at the gift shop. Psychopath that documents her obsession of other brawlers especially Spike. Multiple pages in scrapbook dedicated to spike. Weard a spike abd piper pin. She collects memorabilia of brawlers. Interestingly enough there is two Collette's in the investor video. We know that it is Colette because for a small frame before the scene changes their teeth become sharp.
Colt - The star attraction of Starr Park. He is a pretty boy sheriff in wild west. Colt runs a jailhouse in Ranger Ranch alongside Shelly. He may be a model and actor as well. Care about their looks a lot. Secretly does spa treatments for themselves. May have a bit of a crush on Shelly but is definitely her friend, letting her get away with crimes. This is possibly from before she started working with him. Possibly a robot from robot cowboy schematics on Starr Park website. Interestingly enough it's captioned as concerning and the writer not knowing how to feel about it. I think it is likely that Colt is a robot but unaware of it since Kairostim tells a lie that Colt knows exactly who he is, was and will be. He may be more nefarious than good as he opposes the Goldarm Gang. His favorite food is peanut butter sandwiches with the crust cut off.
Cordelius - lives in and protects the enchanted forest. It's unsure if the woods are truly enchanted, toxic or both. Plants poisonous mushrooms all over it as he enjoys gardening. He used to be a normal gardener until the toxicity of the woods drove him mad and trapped him there. His brawl talk hinted that the shadow dimension may be his original home. However, through his name's origin there's a theory that he's being controlled by the mushrooms and as such the mushrooms would be from the shadow dimension.
Crow - Just appeared in Retropolis one day. Used to get picked on but not anymore since he got poison daggers. Apart of Bull's gang. Theory of mine is he was one of the crows that would bring dynamike shiny objects for food and did so with a gem that ended up awakening him.
Darryl - Robot pirate captain made from a barrel. Only became captain to not do work but now forced to defend ship and treasure. He is the same series of robot as Barley and Rico. May have a rivalry with crow as had one of his daggers sticking in his back.
Doug - The most chill dinosaur at velocirapids. Works as hot dog vendor. Reference to recalled dinosaur inflatable eggs shoe on the website. They were recalled due to having a hatching problem. On the envelope you can see that they paid for permit for "beef and veal" products to be imported. Referencing beef hot dogs or just that there were meaty creatures inside the eggs.
Dynamike - Retired miner but still enjoys hanging in the gem mine and blowing things up. Was at one point lost in a mine and thought dead. Has a pet canary. Worked with Jacky. Discovered the purple gems that awakened people. Was killed by Shelly but mysteriously came back to life. Wkbrl affiliated. Seems to believe or is aware that the purple gems spread a sort of infection. Distrusting of Mr. P as penguins have connections to interdimensional birds. I think important part is he knows Mr. P is suspicious. Possibly has prosthetic arms like in beta sketches. Possibly has gone crazier from exposure to the gems and as such couldnt properly explain the situation on the radio. Possibly responsible for Gene. Distrusting of Spike as he is too friendly. May have a secret friendship with Mortis.
Edgar - A rebel emo boy that works at the gift shop with Colette and Griff. He tries to be cool and mysterious but doesn't pull it off. He attacks anyone who gets to close with his animated scarf. The scarf may be a living creature as it's shown to have bones on Edgar's x-ray.
Emz - Uses Z spray hairspray, which is not suitable for hair. Might be the creator of Z hairspray or face of? Shes a social media star. She is supposed to work with her uncle Mortis but barely shows upm Obsessed with Poco who she keeps a photo of on her phone. Name stands for emo mummy zombie.
Eve - Alien flea in a spaceship. Mother of parasites that are ready to infest other brawlers especially Ruff. He is shown as her suitable host. While searching for Ruff her ship crashed maybe causing the gems in the ground to become infected and purple. After crashing she was captured by Bea but has since escaped. On the website a reference to eve is a useless spaceship toy you can buy at starr park.
Fang - Works at Turbo theatre/Starr Park Cinema. Hes a kickboxer and aspiring actor. Usually only landing low budget martial art films. His best friend is Buster. Has a crush on Shelley. Secretly enjoys Princess Diaries.
Frank - Full name is Franklin. Works the Mortuary at day. Well known Dj often performing in the cemetery at night. The former roommate of Mortis (Mortis was too annoying). Destroyed Rico's first love.
Gale - They're the old and slow janitor at the snowtel. He is cranky and overworked. They are shown in the investor's video. Somewhat suspicious due to being mentioned by Kaorostim and being close to Mr. P.
Gene - A magical genie that runs a shop called the lamporium out of Tara's bazaar. He was somehow able to escape his lamp in the past but his powers and brain are trapped still. If we listen to the ranter (dynamike) he says he found Gene's lamp while prospecting and rubbed it. Now Gene is attached to him..
Gray - Silent film actor in Brawlywood. Works alongside Lola and seems to be annoyed by her constant upstaging. Takes method acting too serious. He makes silent, artsy underground movies. Additionally he has mind powers. Tried to be silent but sometimes messes up.
Griff - Greedy head of the gift shop and boss of Edgar and Collette. Hes always grumpy about business being bad. Described as not very clever. He is a human but unclear if he's also a mascot of sorts.
Grom - Buff russian guy. Works as security at the castle in Starr park. Traumatized by kids so he wears a mask to hide his fear. He got this trauma from working at a kindergarten. His best friend is his walkie talkie named Bud. It appears there's someone not Russian talking to him through it. Name translates to thunder. Possibly the reason Starr park sold pins in russian.
Gus - Weird kid in their PJs. Randomly shows up at the Ghost Station. He makes balloon animals for company. Speculated he was killed after following a balloon dog named Spooky and is now bound to the station. Evidence for this is how in his cinematic all the monsters/ghosts ignored him and went for Buster. All this might just be due to the fact that he looks like a ghost and wasn't scared due to be a supernatural enthusiast. Seems to also be obsessed with Spike.
Hank - War survivor shrimp that was being prepared to be eaten until he escaped. He became the fish tank commander supreme in the depths of Starr Park. The tank is a retrofitted fish tank. He seems to be against Otis' spray painting because he likes things clean. He also tries to free sea life fromthe kitchens and markets of Starr Park.
Jacky - Grumpy and foul mouthed. She is a driller. She worked alongside Dynamike. Her loud nature and tools annoys Carl.
Janet - Part of the Stunt Show with her jetpack doing acrobatics. Main attraction as a singer as well. Niece of stu and sister of bonnie.
Jessie - Daughter of Pam. Nani was mad as their nanny. Makes inventions from scraps Pam brings home. Has some part in the radio station WKBRL. Extremely messy. Turret name is scrappy
Kit - Famous for performing at Starr Toon Studios. Though he's famous for playing only cartoon cat roles and is not satisfied with just that. Dreams about one day getting back into acting.
Larry and Lawrie - They are Security at Starr Park. Maintaining order in the park. Larry is the good bot that uses explosives. He sells tickets and loves rules. Lawrie is the older, bad bot that uses a shotgun. He enjoys enforcing rules.
Leon - Lost parents riding rollercoaster at Starr Park. Probably one of the feral children in the jungle before meeting Bo, that Dynamike talks about on WKBRL. Awakened by stealing Bull's gem. Seem to cause trouble around the park with Nita. Stepfather is Bo and sister is Nita. Home is Rumble Jungle. They have ninja abilities which help with their introvertedness.
Lola - Diva and actress at Brawlywood. Part time guide as well. They are the main star doing soap operas and dramas. Obsessed with self and shiny things. Has an evil side. She'll Whatever it takes to be in the spotlight. Her ultimate is just a diamond necklace creating an illusion. Green gems with Australian currency are shown on the Starr park website possibly as reference to Lola.
Lou - Snow cone machine that sells snowcones at the snowtel. They are very friendly. Hasn't made a sale because they give them away.
Maisie - Security and danger prevention/ safety and maintenance at the theatre. She may cause the destruction sometimes though. Wrangles Fang and Buster. She has a love-hate kind of big sister dynamic with them. Her position may extend further than just the theatre as shown from loading screens also the fact that it's been shown that she extinguishes fires and there's no way to do so at starr park besides a single water tower (that may or may not be the surveillance hub.). The fire extinguisher is her prosthetic arm.
Mandy - CEO/Queen of Candyland and menace. Runs Mandy Rainbow Candy. Disguised as a sweet girl in front of cameras but alone she's always cranky. This is often due to Chester or customers. She has a love-hate relationship with Chester. Sells candy with her assistant gummy bear Nita.
Max - speedster super in Super City. She's not quite a superhero yet according to brawl talk. Probably due to not sticking around long enough to actually help. Has their own line of energy drinks (max energy).
Meg - A very smart max energy vending machine repair technician that aspires to be like Max and Surge. Though Max doesn't think Meg is ready yet. However, it seems she does all the heroing while Max and Surge just entertain. Her ultimate is an augmented vending machine repair bot named Rob. They made it because they know they're too weak to be a superhero on her own.
Melodie - A popular Karaoke singer at Starr Park. Enjoys singing K-Pop. She appears to go through mood swings, sometimes acting sweet and other times very harsh.
Mico - Notorious showboater and liar. He works as the boom guy for Brawlywood. Acts as if he is famous by dropping big names. He genuinely thinks he's the biggest directoactor in Brawlywood. He has a very short temper and can't take a joke.
Mr. P - Was possibly much more important previously at Starr park noteworthy of being the overall mascot. We know for a fact they're a mascot due to seeing their skeleton in an animation. Runs and operates the snowtel. Works as bellhop also maybe just to have access to luggage. The original designer of the penguin mascot has gone missing as captioned under penguin sketches on the starr park website. My theory is that Mr. P was the designer. There's a popular theory, based on a caption under a stuffed Mr. p on the website saying the penguin is dirty, that he is an antagonist. His name may possibly be Corbin Peloton which I believe was also the original narrator in the investor video.
Mortis - Grumpy, old and creepy. Runs Mortis Mortuary and prepares bodies. Now that nobody can die at Starr Park though he's been a little disappointed. He is Emz uncle and a vampire. A coffin appears on the starr park website and is captioned as a bed frame. As a vampire it's likely where Mortis sleeps but unclear if he actually does use it as a bedframe. The beach shovel from his skin also appears on the website. Once again showcasing that skins also play apart in the starr park operation maybe when they work in different parts of the theme park.
Nani - Made as a nanny for Jessie by Pam. Though Nani barely keeps up with Jessie. Has a remote control spy cam/explosive named Peep. Was an old security robot until Pam retrofitted her into a nanny cam.
Nita - Lost parents riding the rollercoaster in investor video. Probably one of the feral children in the jungle before meeting Bo, that Dynamike talks about on Wkbrl. Seemed to have been awakened after stealing gem from Bull. Stepfather is Bo and brother is Leon. Home is Rumble Jungle in the park. Potentially raised in shamanism. Bruce the bear. Pet or spirit bear. There's a mechanical defective bear head in the Investor video. A mechanical bear schematic appears on the website. It's unclear if Nita also is the same Nita assistant to Mandy.
Otis - Mysterious creature living in the Underwater Paintball Arena which is in the depths of Starr Park. Hangs out with a starfish pal named Cil. Otis uses her as a stencil for his art. Enjoys making graffiti around the park. Sometimes falls asleep while doing their graffiti.
Pam - Mother of Jessie and creator of Nani. Looks for scraps to make inventions and weapons. Saddened that her work at the Junkyard keeps her from Jessie. May be Spude affiliated (rey) and wkbrl affiliated. I believe appears in the investor video as a woman that moves a board in the background.
Pearl - She is a member of the Goldarm Gang. Sam and Belle created her. It is strange due to Sam's hatred of robots but everyone likes cookies. She is stated as being like a daughter to them. Anyone that messes with Sam and Belle receives her wrath.
Penny - The sidekick of Darryl. Loves coins and blowing things up. Cannon's name is Lenny. Usually followed around by Tick.
Piper - Cheerful baker. Bakes grenades. In love with Rico. May be a prominent figure at Starr Park as they appear on trading cards and in a movie done by Starr Park entertainment called the Umbrella Bandit. Her past is secret and she doesn't talk about it.
Poco - Dead former mariachi member. Unclear if they died due to exposure to gem causing him to burn up. Continues playing their ghostly guitar to try and win fans back from rival band. As shown on starr park website there are Poco animatronics.
Primo - Works at El brunchador. Wrestling themed restaurant. He was a regular man until hit by a meteor. Unclear if its his story or if hes a mascot and this is fake origin. His face is a secret but we know he has black hair and a mustache. The other performers don't get along with him.
Rico - He is a gumball machine robot. A gumball machine can be shown on the Starr Park website and may be the same one used to make Rico. He is the same series of robot as Barley and Darryl. Formerly in love with a vending machine as shown in cinematic. He is in love with Piper. He is known for his trickshot. Used to work ball pit at the arcade.
Rosa - Boxer and Botanist. Survived in jungle by punching plants. Works at Starr Park Gardens. Where they create all the plants and creatures_ in Starr park. Her assistant is Bea. Likes roses. Probably meaningless but there's a coupon on the start park site that expired on their release date. The coupon was for El brunchador maybe symbolizing the end of El primo being the only puncher.
Rt - Supposed to be an information kiosk. Cassette and CCTV awakened by a gem. Possibly combination of Rik the security guard as well. Spies on everyone and knows their secrets. He keeps data on every brawler. The former mentioned water tower is shown in animation as a surveillance headquarters. Home is Starr Park Hub where you can get directions. They report to ?
Ruff - Intelligent strategist and a dog that walks on two legs. Leader of Starr Force. Enemy is Eve due to him being the perfect host for her kids. The enemy of Starr Force is the Worst Bunch.
Sam - Full name Sam Bronson. They're a fugitive and outlaw at starr park. Part of the Goldarm Gang. Hates robots at starr park and has a personal vendetta against them. Possibly due to his old position as a factory hand. Husband of Belle, father of Pearl and maybe another mystery child. Keeps Belle from going too far. May terrorize the Robot Factory in Starr Park.
Sandy - A boy cursed with eternal sleepiness. Somehow also has control over sand. Runs the flying mattress ride at Tara's bazaar. He tries to help his older sister Tara but often falls asleep before he can.
Shelly - Occupies the Wild west. Robs people but gets away with it due to the sheriff's crush or friendship with her. It's unclear if she has become more of a heroine as she's been shown working with Colt at Ranger Ranch. However she may still be more nefarious than good as she opposes the Goldarm Gang. Owns a cat named Kit either named sfter the Starr Toons star or was them before augmenting.
Spike - A cactus imported to the theme park from Ivan's cactus farm, as shown by an ad on the starr park website. The cactus was awakened by a gem. Spike got their holes accidentally from a shootout. He has a lot of trauma. Everyone thinks he's very friendly. Appears to have become sort of a mascot as they were put on socks, have hedges shaped like and have a mask that starr park sold. His home is Ranger Ranch as a sidekick.
Sprout - Created by Bea and Rosa by mixing nature and technology. They possibly plant things around Starr Park as their codename is Wally.
Stu - Robot uncle and caretaker of Bonnie and Janet. Though in RT's animation it shows the three having dinner so maybe he's not supposed to be. Name might be short for stunt or stand for starr park testing unit. He is a crash test bot used to test new attractions at starr park. People liked seeing him crash so he ended up with a stunt show. He is an award winning stunt performer.
Squeak - Alien-being evolved from the cumulative drool on Ruff's toys due to an incident. Incident may have been Eve. He throws toys covered in sticky drool. Seems to enjoy fetch. Loves Ruff a lot.
Surge - Soda fountain robot protector of Super City. Powered by energy drinks, potentially max energy. Doesn't do much heroing usually just parties, and hands out drinks.
Tara - She has her own bazaar. Predicts fortunes of visitors with tarot cards. Often giving them a bad one and trying to sell them good luco charms. Her younger brother is Sandy. Her ultimate may have toes to the shadow dimension..
Tick - Follows Penny arounds. Self destructs his own head when scared.
Willow - She is a swamp creature that guards the Tunnel of Love while also being a gondoliera. She resides in the Swamp of Love. She manipulates people with the things they love and then takes control of their minds. She may be a shaman.
P.S Section:
In case anyone is able to: There a some curious photos on the starr park website I believe should be investigated if not already. One being a picture of a tunnel and there may be a slightly obscured QR code on it.
There is a photo of a spoon and a collection of plates with areas of starr park displayed but you can't really make out clearly.
There is a telegram between TS and Starr Park. It appears TS is a potential investor. There is weird symbols and things I can't make out with it.
Answer why there is so many 10's and 01's appearing as dates for things.
Why the key chain really emphasizes FOR the KEYS.
There has to be hidden secrets to the spaghetti. It was mentioned to much by the ranter. About how things are hidden in the meatballs.
And maybe it's not investigation worthy but I do think there is something to why pictures are labeled stained, Mr. P burn under the flipper, or broken but from my perspective I can't see any stain or crack on such objects.
P.P.S
Trios I think we'll see in the future:
Post Office
Laundry Service
Tour Guides
Inner Body Attraction
Starr Park Gate
Starr Rail

I put a lot of work into collecting as much possible information on each brawler. From the game, beta, youtubers, twitter accounts, start park website, maps in game and brawl talks. I am fascinated by the lore of brawl stars and the treasure hunt they have laid out for it. I noticed there was no good place to see lore specifically for a certain brawler. I'd like to discuss theories and possibly add more information I may have overlooked. WE MUST FIGURE OUT THE SECRETS OF STARR PARK.
8-Bit - Old arcade machine described as being very difficult. They were awakened by a gem as shown by a brawl stars cinematic. Destroy senselessly with his lasers just to prove he was still capable despite being such an old machine. It may have also been revenge for one of his missing guns and hating their previous players. Bad players may have included Bull, Bea, Brock, and Surge. Was possibly under the control of someone before the project laser event that occured in game. He is clearly more than just an arcade machine due to Kairostim lies saying he's just a normal arcade machine. His place in Starr Park is the Starrcade.
Amber - Performer at Pocos Band Stand which is like a festival. She is known for subpar fire dancing. Only starting fire spinning and breathing to compete with Poco and El primo as an entertainer. May be Spude affiliated (Rey video)
Angelo - Swamp of Love member. Lives in the tunnels. Manipulative like Willow so they get along. Enjoys gossipping about other brawlers usually to cause a fight. He is a cupid turned mosquito apparently, maybe the effects of the swamp. Could be a swamp due to toxic waste disposal.
Ash - They are a scottish person/creature tired of litter and rats at the Castle Courtyard. Uses a trash can as protective armor due to the sheer amount of trash and rats. May be based on a Brownie. Has blue skin it appears. He gets angry after attacking due to the broom causing so much noise inside the trash can. Secretly eats garbage. The control robots called R.A.T.S which stands for; Rodent Attack Targeting System.
Barley - He is the same series of robot as Darryl and Rico. Their name is Bartlebee. Shown in investor video pouring acid instead of drinks for people. Bartending robot with a short temper. Owns a bar called Barley's. A unicorn horn appears on the starr park website a possible reference to his skin line.
Bea - Entomologist and Rosa's assistant. Obsessed with bees. Shown crying when she stepped on a bee. Works at Starr Park Gardens. Where they create all the plants and creatures_ in Starr park. She captured Eve after she crashed. A woman experimenting with bees in the investor video could be a nod towards her.
Belle - Fugitive and leader of Goldarm Gang. Wife of Sam, mother of Pearl and maybe another mystery child. Based on Belle Starr. They have a gold prosthetic which is where the gang gets its namesake. She robs banks of any town shes in. Unclear if she's only bound to the Wild West area or if she's a performer at all. She is shown in Sam's animation to have some engineering skills. Together with Sam they made Pearl. She appears to just be obsessed with money but actually is after the truth of Starr Park and how to bring it down.
Bibi - She chews Starr Park Gum which is inedible and purple flavor as shown on the starr park website. Inedibility is probably the reason for her ultimate. Bibi is Bull's sister revealed by Kairostime (credible as they source him for most of the lore and mentioned in Retropolis brawl talk). She is a member of a gang alongside Bull and Crow in Retropolis. Hardcore but cute and bit of a nerd. Loves baseball and bubblegum. Bat is called Mr. Bat. Runs a ride in Retropolis called Mr. Bat homerun ride. Apart of Bull's gang.
Bo - They're wearing a Starr Park eagle hat as shown on Starr Park website. Apparently his bow is also from the Starr Park giftshop. Maybe shown in investor video as a hatching eagle. Is listed as Leon's and Nita step-dad unclear if before or after in investor video when they both lost their parents riding the coaster. His home in the park is Rumble Jungle and has survived there for a long time. Eagle hunter shaman, best bowman of tribe.
Brock - Part of arcade trio. Loves arcade games and his rocket launcher. Secretly enjoys dancing. Talks a lot of smack.
Bonnie - The niece of stu and sister of janet. Gets in trouble with her cannon Clyde during stunt shows. She's famous around the park for her stunt of being shot out of Clyde.
Bull - Angry and reckless. Owns a diner in Retropolis. Possibly awakened and enraged by a gem dropped by Dynamike, later stolen by Leon. Part of biker gang with Bibi and Crow. Owns a car that appears on a map. His gun appears on the starr park website captioned saying that it doesn't fire but was shown firing in the background of the investor video.
Buster - Works as projector operator at turbo movie theatre/Starr Park Cinema. Wants to star in their own blockbuster. Their best friend is Fang. There is a sort of projector like toy captioned ?????.rm that could've been a teaser towards them.
Buzz - Dinosaur lifeguard at velocirapids. Likes singing and dancing . Not good at their job part because of his nature and short stature. However he likes bossing people around. Has the x on the back suggesting that Buzz may be a mascot. His hypercharge icon shows that the nostrils are the costume's eye holes. Potentially apart of mascot union strike. May be the B in the BRL - SPU - DE appearing on the picket fence. Further unknown if the SPU-DE is Starr Park Union of Distressed Employees since it's hyphenated. Their whistle and swim trunks appear on the starr park website but curiously enough the whistle sounds like two screams and the swim trunks are very very large. There must be something to the whistle sound.
Byron - Shady, scamming consman that sells potions claiming that they'll heal.
Carl - Robot geologist that enjogs riding in a minecart. Works at the gem mine. His latest obsession is the effects of gems! Potentially is a part of the rejected minecart ride whose schematics appear on the starr park website. Jacky annoys Carl as mentioned in a brawl talk.
Charlie - She is a performer at the Bizarre Circus. She grew up on the streets where she learned tricks before being discovered by the circus. She accepted for the money and soon became the main attraction. She uses her hair to perform her tricks. Often steals money during her shows. They have an obsession with spiders.
Chester - Jester of Candyland. Tries to prank Mandy constantly. He is extremely annoying and extends his pranks to everyone. He will make fun of anyone in his sight. Pranks are Chester's way of showing affection. There's a waiver to sign if you want to know what's in the jack-in-the-box.
Chuck - He was a former conductor of an orchestra before he arrived at Starr Park. Seemed to have given up the orchestra to find the next big thing in music. Now at Starr Park he is the conductor of trains specifically the Ghost Train. He still makes music inspired by the darkness and noises of the Ghost Station. Every once in awhile he performs for Gus.
Colette - Works at the gift shop. Psychopath that documents her obsession of other brawlers especially Spike. Multiple pages in scrapbook dedicated to spike. Weard a spike abd piper pin. She collects memorabilia of brawlers. Interestingly enough there is two Collette's in the investor video. We know that it is Colette because for a small frame before the scene changes their teeth become sharp.
Colt - The star attraction of Starr Park. He is a pretty boy sheriff in wild west. Colt runs a jailhouse in Ranger Ranch alongside Shelly. He may be a model and actor as well. Care about their looks a lot. Secretly does spa treatments for themselves. May have a bit of a crush on Shelly but is definitely her friend, letting her get away with crimes. This is possibly from before she started working with him. Possibly a robot from robot cowboy schematics on Starr Park website. Interestingly enough it's captioned as concerning and the writer not knowing how to feel about it. I think it is likely that Colt is a robot but unaware of it since Kairostim tells a lie that Colt knows exactly who he is, was and will be. He may be more nefarious than good as he opposes the Goldarm Gang. His favorite food is peanut butter sandwiches with the crust cut off.
Cordelius - lives in and protects the enchanted forest. It's unsure if the woods are truly enchanted, toxic or both. Plants poisonous mushrooms all over it as he enjoys gardening. He used to be a normal gardener until the toxicity of the woods drove him mad and trapped him there. His brawl talk hinted that the shadow dimension may be his original home. However, through his name's origin there's a theory that he's being controlled by the mushrooms and as such the mushrooms would be from the shadow dimension. Crow - Just appeared in Retropolis one day. Used to get picked on but not anymore since he got poison daggers. Apart of Bull's gang. Theory of mine is he was one of the crows that would bring dynamike shiny objects for food and did so with a gem that ended up awakening him.
Darryl - Robot pirate captain made from a barrel. Only became captain to not do work but now forced to defend ship and treasure. He is the same series of robot as Barley and Rico. May have a rivalry with crow as had one of his daggers sticking in his back.
Doug - The most chill dinosaur at velocirapids. Works as hot dog vendor. Reference to recalled dinosaur inflatable eggs shoe on the website. They were recalled due to having a hatching problem. On the envelope you can see that they paid for permit for "beef and veal" products to be imported. Referencing beef hot dogs or just that there were meaty creatures inside the eggs.
Dynamike - Retired miner but still enjoys hanging in the gem mine and blowing things up. Was at one point lost in a mine and thought dead. Has a pet canary. Worked with Jacky. Discovered the purple gems that awakened people. Was killed by Shelly but mysteriously came back to life. Wkbrl affiliated. Seems to believe or is aware that the purple gems spread a sort of infection. Distrusting of Mr. P as penguins have connections to interdimensional birds. I think important part is he knows Mr. P is suspicious. Possibly has prosthetic arms like in beta sketches. Possibly has gone crazier from exposure to the gems and as such couldnt properly explain the situation on the radio. Possibly responsible for Gene. Distrusting of Spike as he is too friendly. May have a secret friendship with Mortis.
Edgar - A rebel emo boy that works at the gift shop with Colette and Griff. He tries to be cool and mysterious but doesn't pull it off. He attacks anyone who gets to close with his animated scarf. The scarf may be a living creature as it's shown to have bones on Edgar's x-ray.
Emz - Uses Z spray hairspray, which is not suitable for hair. Might be the creator of Z hairspray or face of? Shes a social media star. She is supposed to work with her uncle Mortis but barely shows upm Obsessed with Poco who she keeps a photo of on her phone. Name stands for emo mummy zombie.
Eve - Alien flea in a spaceship. Mother of parasites that are ready to infest other brawlers especially Ruff. He is shown as her suitable host. While searching for Ruff her ship crashed maybe causing the gems in the ground to become infected and purple. After crashing she was captured by Bea but has since escaped. On the website a reference to eve is a useless spaceship toy you can buy at starr park.
Fang - Works at Turbo theatre/Starr Park Cinema. Hes a kickboxer and aspiring actor. Usually only landing low budget martial art films. His best friend is Buster. Has a crush on Shelley. Secretly enjoys Princess Diaries.
Frank - Full name is Franklin. Works the Mortuary at day. Well known Dj often performing in the cemetery at night. The former roommate of Mortis (Mortis was too annoying). Destroyed Rico's first love.
Gale - They're the old and slow janitor at the snowtel. He is cranky and overworked. They are shown in the investor's video. Somewhat suspicious due to being mentioned by Kaorostim and being close to Mr. P.
Gene - A magical genie that runs a shop called the lamporium out of Tara's bazaar. He was somehow able to escape his lamp in the past but his powers and brain are trapped still. If we listen to the ranter (dynamike) he says he found Gene's lamp while prospecting and rubbed it. Now Gene is attached to him.
Gray - Silent film actor in Brawlywood. Works alongside Lola and seems to be annoyed by her constant upstaging. Takes method acting too serious. He makes silent, artsy underground movies. Additionally he has mind powers. Tried to be silent but sometimes messes up.
Griff - Greedy head of the gift shop and boss of Edgar and Collette. Hes always grumpy about business being bad. Described as not very clever. He is a human but unclear if he's also a mascot of sorts.
Grom - Buff russian guy. Works as security at the castle in Starr park. Traumatized by kids so he wears a mask to hide his fear. He got this trauma from working at a kindergarten. His best friend is his walkie talkie named Bud. It appears there's someone not Russian talking to him through it. Name translates to thunder. Possibly the reason Starr park sold pins in russian.
Gus - Weird kid in their PJs. Randomly shows up at the Ghost Station. He makes balloon animals for company. Speculated he was killed after following a balloon dog named Spooky and is now bound to the station. Evidence for this is how in his cinematic all the monsters/ghosts ignored him and went for Buster. All this might just be due to the fact that he looks like a ghost and wasn't scared due to be a supernatural enthusiast. Seems to be obsessed with Spike.
Hank - War survivor shrimp that was being prepared to be eaten until he escaped. He became the fish tank commander supreme in the depths of Starr Park. The tank is a retrofitted fish tank. He seems to be against Otis' spray painting because he likes things clean. He also tries to free sea life fromthe kitchens and markets of Starr Park.
Jacky - Grumpy and foul mouthed. She is a driller. She worked alongside Dynamike. Her loud nature and tools annoys Carl.
Janet - Part of the Stunt Show with her jetpack doing acrobatics. Main attraction as a singer as well. Niece of stu and sister of bonnie.
Jessie - Daughter of Pam. Nani was mad as their nanny. Makes inventions from scraps Pam brings home. Has some part in the radio station WKBRL. Extremely messy. Turret name is scrappy
Kit - Famous for performing at Starr Toon Studios. Though he's famous for playing only cartoon cat roles and is not satisfied with just that. Dreams about one day getting back into acting.
Larry and Lawrie - They are Security at Starr Park. Maintaining order in the park. Larry is the good bot that uses explosives. He sells tickets and loves rules. Lawrie is the older, bad bot that uses a shotgun. He enjoys enforcing rules.
Leon - Lost parents riding rollercoaster at Starr Park. Probably one of the feral children in the jungle before meeting Bo, that Dynamike talks about on WKBRL. Awakened by stealing Bull's gem. Seem to cause trouble around the park with Nita. Stepfather is Bo and sister is Nita. Home is Rumble Jungle. They have ninja abilities which help with their introvertedness.
Lola - Diva and actress at Brawlywood. Part time guide as well. They are the main star doing soap operas and dramas. Obsessed with self and shiny things. Has an evil side. She'll Whatever it takes to be in the spotlight. Her ultimate is just a diamond necklace creating an illusion. Green gems with Australian currency are shown on the Starr park website possibly as reference to Lola.
Lou - Snow cone machine that sells snowcones at the snowtel. They are very friendly. Hasn't made a sale because they give them away.
Maisie - Security and danger prevention/ safety and maintenance at the theatre. She may cause the destruction sometimes though. Wrangles Fang and Buster. She has a love-hate kind of big sister dynamic with them. Her position may extend further than just the theatre as shown from loading screens also the fact that it's been shown that she extinguishes fires and there's no way to do so at starr park besides a single water tower (that may or may not be the surveillance hub.). The fire extinguisher is her prosthetic arm.
Mandy - CEO/Queen of Candyland and menace. Runs Mandy Rainbow Candy. Disguised as a sweet girl in front of cameras but alone she's always cranky. This is often due to Chester or customers. She has a love-hate relationship with Chester. Sells candy with her assistant gummy bear Nita.
Max - speedster super in Super City. She's not quite a superhero yet according to brawl talk. Probably due to not sticking around long enough to actually help. Has their own line of energy drinks (max energy).
Meg - A very smart max energy vending machine repair technician that aspires to be like Max and Surge. Though Max doesn't think Meg is ready yet. However, it seems she does all the heroing while Max and Surge just entertain. Her ultimate is an augmented vending machine repair bot named Rob. They made it because they know they're too weak to be a superhero on her own.
Melodie - A popular Karaoke singer at Starr Park. Enjoys singing K-Pop. She appears to go through mood swings, sometimes acting sweet and other times very harsh.
Mico - Notorious showboater and liar. He works as the boom guy for Brawlywood. Acts as if he is famous by dropping big names. He genuinely thinks he's the biggest directoactor in Brawlywood. He has a very short temper and can't take a joke.
Mr. P - Was possibly much more important previously at Starr park noteworthy of being the overall mascot. We know for a fact they're a mascot due to seeing their skeleton in an animation. Runs and operates the snowtel. Works as bellhop also maybe just to have access to luggage. The original designer of the penguin mascot has gone missing as captioned under penguin sketches on the starr park website. My theory is that Mr. P was the designer. There's a popular theory, based on a caption under a stuffed Mr. p on the website saying the penguin is dirty, that he is an antagonist. His name may possibly be Corbin Peloton which I believe was also the original narrator in the investor video.
Mortis - Grumpy, old and creepy. Runs Mortis Mortuary and prepares bodies. Now that nobody can die at Starr Park though he's been a little disappointed. He is Emz uncle and a vampire. A coffin appears on the starr park website and is captioned as a bed frame. As a vampire it's likely where Mortis sleeps but unclear if he actually does use it as a bedframe. The beach shovel from his skin also appears on the website. Once again showcasing that skins also play apart in the starr park operation maybe when they work in different parts of the theme park.
Nani - Made as a nanny for Jessie by Pam. Though Nani barely keeps up with Jessie. Has a remote control spy cam/explosive named Peep. Was an old security robot until Pam retrofitted her into a nanny cam.
Nita - Lost parents riding the rollercoaster in investor video. Probably one of the feral children in the jungle before meeting Bo, that Dynamike talks about on Wkbrl. Seemed to have been awakened after stealing gem from Bull. Stepfather is Bo and brother is Leon. Home is Rumble Jungle in the park. Potentially raised in shamanism. Bruce the bear. Pet or spirit bear. There's a mechanical defective bear head in the Investor video. A mechanical bear schematic appears on the website. It's unclear if Nita also is the same Nita assistant to Mandy.
Otis - Mysterious creature living in the Underwater Paintball Arena which is in the depths of Starr Park. Hangs out with a starfish pal named Cil. Otis uses her as a stencil for his art. Enjoys making graffiti around the park. Sometimes falls asleep while doing their graffiti.
Pam - Mother of Jessie and creator of Nani. Looks for scraps to make inventions and weapons. Saddened that her work at the Junkyard keeps her from Jessie. May be Spude affiliated (rey) and wkbrl affiliated. I believe appears in the investor video as a woman that moves a board in the background.
Pearl - She is a member of the Goldarm Gang. Sam and Belle created her. It is strange due to Sam's hatred of robots but everyone likes cookies. She is stated as being like a daughter to them. Anyone that messes with Sam and Belle receives her wrath.
Penny - The sidekick of Darryl. Loves coins and blowing things up. Cannon's name is Lenny. Usually followed around by Tick.
Piper - Cheerful baker. Bakes grenades. In love with Rico. May be a prominent figure at Starr Park as they appear on trading cards and in a movie done by Starr Park entertainment called the Umbrella Bandit. Her past is secret and she doesn't talk about it.
Poco - Dead former mariachi member. Unclear if they died due to exposure to gem causing him to burn up. Continues playing their ghostly guitar to try and win fans back from rival band. As shown on starr park website there are Poco animatronics.
Primo - Works at El brunchador. Wrestling themed restaurant. He was a regular man until hit by a meteor. Unclear if its his story or if hes a mascot and this is fake origin. His face is a secret but we know he has black hair and a mustache. The other performers don't get along with him.
Rico - He is a gumball machine robot. A gumball machine can be shown on the Starr Park website and may be the same one used to make Rico. He is the same series as Darryl and Barley. Formerly in love with a vending machine as shown in cinematic. He is in love with Piper. He is known for his trickshot. Used to work ball pit at the arcade.
Rosa - Boxer and Botanist. Survived in jungle by punching plants. Works at Starr Park Gardens. Where they create all the plants and creatures_ in Starr park. Her assistant is Bea. Likes roses. Probably meaningless but there's a coupon on the start park site that expired on their release date. The coupon was for El brunchador maybe symbolizing the end of El primo being the only puncher.
Rt - Supposed to be an information kiosk. Cassette and CCTV awakened by a gem. Possibly combination of Rik the security guard as well. Spies on everyone and knows their secrets. He keeps data on every brawler. The former mentioned water tower is shown in animation as a surveillance headquarters. Home is Starr Park Hub where you can get directions. They report to ?
Ruff - Intelligent strategist and a dog that walks on two legs. Leader of Starr Force. Enemy is Eve due to him being the perfect host for her kids. The enemy of Starr Force is the Worst Bunch.
Sam - Full name Sam Bronson. They're a fugitive and outlaw at starr park. Part of the Goldarm Gang. Hates robots at starr park and has a personal vendetta against them. Possibly due to his old position as a factory hand. Husband of Belle, father of Pearl and maybe another mystery child. Keeps Belle from going too far. May terrorize the Robot Factory in Starr Park.
Sandy - A boy cursed with eternal sleepiness. Somehow also has control over sand. Runs the flying mattress ride at Tara's bazaar. He tries to help his older sister Tara but often falls asleep before he can.
Shelly - Occupies the Wild west. Robs people but gets away with it due to the sheriff's crush or friendship with her. It's unclear if she has become more of a heroine as she's been shown working with Colt at Ranger Ranch. However she may still be more nefarious than good as she opposes the Goldarm Gang. Owns a cat named Kit either named after the Starr Toons star or was them before augmenting.
Spike - A cactus imported to the theme park from Ivan's cactus farm, as shown by an ad on the starr park website. The cactus was awakened by a gem. Spike got their holes accidentally from a shootout. He has a lot of trauma. Everyone thinks he's very friendly. Appears to have become sort of a mascot as they were put on socks, have hedges shaped like and have a mask that starr park sold. His home is Ranger Ranch as a sidekick.
Sprout - Created by Bea and Rosa by mixing nature and technology. They possibly plant things around Starr Park as their codename is Wally.
Stu - Robot uncle and caretaker of Bonnie and Janet. Though in RT's animation it shows the three having dinner so maybe he's not supposed to be. Name might be short for stunt or stand for starr park testing unit. He is a crash test bot used to test new attractions at starr park. People liked seeing him crash so he ended up with a stunt show. He is an award winning stunt performer.
Squeak - Alien-being evolved from the cumulative drool on Ruff's toys due to an incident. Incident may have been Eve. He throws toys covered in sticky drool. Seems to enjoy fetch. Loves Ruff a lot.
Surge - Soda fountain robot protector of Super City. Powered by energy drinks, potentially max energy. Doesn't do much heroing usually just parties, and hands out drinks.
Tara - She has her own bazaar. Predicts fortunes of visitors with tarot cards. Often giving them a bad one and trying to sell them good luco charms. Her younger brother is Sandy. Her ultimate may have toes to the shadow dimension.
Tick - Follows Penny arounds. Self destructs his own head when scared.
Willow - She is a swamp creature that guards the Tunnel of Love while also being a gondoliera. She resides in the Swamp of Love. She manipulates people with the things they love and then takes control of their minds. She may be a shaman.
P.S Section:
In case anyone is able to: There a some curious photos on the starr park website I believe should be investigated if not already. One being a picture of a tunnel and there may be a slightly obscured QR code on it.
There is a photo of a spoon and a collection of plates with areas of starr park displayed but you can't really make out clearly.
There is a telegram between TS and Starr Park. It appears TS is a potential investor. There is weird symbols and things I can't make out with it.
Answer why there is so many 10's and 01's appearing as dates for things.
Why the key chain really emphasizes FOR the KEYS.
There has to be hidden secrets to the spaghetti. It was mentioned to much by the ranter. About how things are hidden in the meatballs.
And maybe it's not investigation worthy but I do think there is something to why pictures are labeled stained, Mr. P burn under the flipper, or broken but from my perspective I can't see any stain or crack on such objects.
P.P.S
Trios I think we'll see in the future:
Post Office
Laundry Service
Tour Guides
Inner Body Attraction
Starr Park Gate
Starr Rail

Why do most people hate Netanyahu?
This sub in general is pretty pro-Israel but one thing I've noticed is that most people here don't like Netanyahu for one reason or another. It's not because of his handling of the war because most Israelis and jews are in favor of the overall objective in Gaza even if the death toll and images coming out are distressing.
I have my own reasons for not liking Netanyahu most of them stem from his treatment of Palestinians, authoritarian tendencies and his willingness to cozy up to the far right to stay in power. His attempts to kill Israeli democracy left a bad taste in my mouth. I also think he makes Israelis look bad and jeopardizing their global image and reputation. As an American jew I resent how he says he's keeping the Jewish people safe when he oversaw the biggest security blunder in Israeli history. I do not want this man representing me or other jews to the world.
Poll after poll has shown that the Israeli people want to throw him out as soon as possible. If it's not for the war, why? Bibi has been in power for a very long time has he done other things Israelis don't like that we're not hearing about? I do know about the corruption charges but Bibi doesn't seem super concerned about that at the moment. I think it is big deal hence why he's fighting too and nail to stay in power. I understand Israel has moved very far to the right and Bibi is almost as right wing as they come and Likud has consistently won the largest vote share in the Knesset so he has no lack of support. Why turn on him now?
Personally I think he's a self serving jerk willing to take as many people down with him as possible if he is removed from power.

"Whenever there's a head of hair being threatened by a criminal clipper, I'll be there."

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo is the cool and incomprehensible hero, swarthy and musclebound, sporting sunglasses and a large golden afro. He is called "Bo-bobo" for short, as he refuses to let people call him "Bo".

• Mid series Bo-Bobo receives a power up that makes him as powerful as all 5634 supermarkets in Japan with an aura stronger than anyone in the series before. These feats are easy to pick out as Bo-Bobo will be wearing his black jacket instead of his normal outfit.

Hanage Shinken

Bo-bobo's primary form of offense is a technique called the "Hanage Shinken". This technique involves stretching out his nose hairs in order to whip or constrict his enemies. He is one of the few people who knows this technique, so he believes that it is sacred and that he shouldn't overuse it. It is powered by Taiyaki.

• To explain why this section is about to be VERY large, Bo-Bobo has a wide of array of techniques.

Offensive

Merciless Nose Hair Fist
Straightforward attack using nosehairs like whips.
Burning Hair Spirit Deadly Armpit Hair Fist
Technique to be used in Summer when "armpit hair is in". Works like the Merciless Nose Hair Fist but uses Armpit hair. He later reveals that he is completely skilled in using the Wakige Shinken.
Nose-Hair Revolution
Technique that sees Bo-Bobo attack with spinning nose hair. Apparently pretty easy to dodge.
Kamemura Suibotsu
Swirling nosehair attack
A long equation I am not typing out
Mathematical attack that proves 3+3=8.
That's Goro! That's Goro!
Direct attack that defeats one of Gunkan's lackies.
Destruction of the Fried Chinese (Deep Fried) Faction
Straightforward attack that was easily dodged by Calendar
Armpit Chop
Direct attack to an opponent's armpit.
Nosehair Alley
Overwhelming Nosehair technique that strikes an opponent from all sides. Gunkan states it's the only technique he was unable to master.
Yes I'm Leaving Hakata
Straightforward attack that a mind-controlled Bo-Bobo uses on Beauty. It damages her, but does not kill her.
A Decided Can't Tell Me Where to Go On My Journey: Pure Story
Bo turns into a train and crashes into an opponent nosehair first.
Burning Hand Hell-Fire
A Bo - Bobo Double Twin Mark II Second Technique. Roasts an opponent in a wave of hellfire.
Hell Shrike Fall
An Izuna Drop-like technique that plants Bo-bobo and his opponent in the ground.
Friendship Power
A combination attack that uses the strength of all of Bo - Bobo's friends.
Ikemen
Another straightforward nosehair strike.
Fighting Double Punishment
A leaping strike that teaches friends they should not fight.
Nosehair Victory
A nosehair technique that does nothing to Rice, but he seems to enjoy it.
Leg Snap
Bo-Bobo bends his opponent's knees from the back with his causing massive damage.
Tetori Legtris Fist
An attack that Bo-Bobo messes up because he's bad at Tetris. It works on Rice anyways.
Pinappudding
A helicopter nosehair attack. It earns Bo the title of "King of the Hajikeists"
Gesopotamia Civilization
A leaping nosehair attack.
Yie Ar Kung-Fu
A combination strike from Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Beauty, Tennosuke, and Heppokomaru.
Our Friendship is Eternal
A spinning strike using Don Patch as a base.
Wherever Nata De Coco Is It's Still Alive
A charging strike that destroys Over's clothes.
Violent Nosehair Fist
An attack that strikes rapidly with multiple nosehairs and does absolutely nothing to Torpedo Girl.
Destiny
A leaping strike that instantly KOs Don Patch, Tennosuke, Dengakuman, and Torpedo Girl.
Planet Judge
A multi-tiered attack that involves the opponent being "judged" by several planet's attacks. Mercury involves a giant tidal wave and a bolt of lightning. Venus is the disappointment felt after getting a treasure map as a New Year's Gift and the treasure only being 10 Yen. The Judgement of Earth is having a rock dropped on you by a large bird. The Judgement of Mars is being pushed into lava and having fire blasted on you by someone who just ate mild curry. The Judgement of Jupiter is being run over by Santa's sleigh. The Judgement of Saturn is being impaled by a large spike. The Judgement of Uranus is being assaulted by the letter "nu" from the Japanese alphabet. Finally, the Judgement of Pluto is having a giant meteor summoned to hit you.
Kitten Fist
A summoning technique that calls upon Don Patch and Tennosuke to attack an opponent while dressed as cats.
Hell Nosehair Drop
A swinging attack that uses nosehair to slam an opponent to the ground.
Lightning Nosehair Ball
After zapping Don Patch with a taser, lifts him and slams him to the ground using his nosehair.
Super Godly Strong-Fanged Beast Smash Shot
After transforming into a beat, Bo-Bobo smashes the ground.
Tokoro Nosehair
A combination attack between Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke that lets Bo-Bobo use jelly nosehairs.
Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bontan Bomb
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke assault the enemy with thrown oranges and an exploding kick.
Please! Drench Me!
A sliding attack that destroys Halekulani's armor.
Super Sonic Stupid Beigoma
Uses Don Patch and Tennosuke as spinning tops.
Bo-Bobo Wave
Rapid-fire from a Beretta P-36 Magnum.
Legendary Hustler Shot
Bo-Bobo returns an attack like it pool ball.
Dummy Bomb
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch as a bludgeoning weapon.
Bagworm Laser
Bo-Bobo fires a laser beam from his eyes.
Dosukoi Bungee
A hanging attack that involves a bungee cord and sumo strikes.
20-Ton Press
Bo-Bobo expands his body to 20-Ton size to crush his opponents.
Keristian Dior
A straightforward attack J easily dodges.
Wan-Wan Giant Slalom
A spinning attack where Bo-Bobo turns into a dog.
Slipper Sole Flap
A brutal attack with a flexible slipper.
Southern Cross
A combination attack with Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Torpedo Girl.
Shinderera
Bo-Bobo turns into a samurai to cut an oncoming attack.
Bosses' Chair Great Rotating Attack
A spin kick from an office chair.
Seal Release
An extremely powerful Ougi in which Bo-Bobo is blasted by a dragon and powered up.
Dance of the Angry Bears
Bo-Bobo summons a gang of angry bears to wail on his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Thousand Nosehair Wave
A pathetic energy blast.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Attack
An unnamed technique that Bo-Bobo uses to quickly cut down several plants.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Sword
Bo-Bobo uses a pair of nosehairs to form a sword that nearly cuts Don Patch in half.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flap Flap Kamaitachii
Bo-Bobo sprouts wings from his afro and cuts his opponent with razor winds.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Look Look Hello There
An attack that copies Hatenko's "Lock" by forcing people to watch a newscast.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pleasant Plate Destruction
Bo-Bobo uses several plates found on the battlefield to build a large structure, then knocks it over on his opponents.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Big Eruption
Bo-Bobo causes a volcano to explode, firing off small clones of himself.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Carp Waterfall Climb
Bo-Bobo climbs up Combat Blues' waterfall while wearing a fish costume. He also clones himself.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Cross Goddess
A leaping combination attack with Torpedo Girl.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mecha Nosehair Lock-On!
Bo-Bobo channels his Hanage Shinken into the mech he's riding.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fire the Stupid Satellite!
Bo-Bobo fires a laser cannon that sends Don Patch into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Needle Sandbag
A punching technique that uses Don Patch like a sandbag.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sleep Flames
Bo-Bobo shoves Tabasco sauce into an opponent's eyes.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Kome Shinken
Bo-Bobo mimics Rice's Kome Shinken.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Great School Field Trip
Bo-Bobo deploys the several little people inside of him to attack.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Monkey Year End Gift Attack
Bo-Bobo turns into a monkey and throws containers of Tokoroten at Beauty.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Golden Awakening
An attack that manifests when Bo-Bobo's anger reaches it peak. A flash of bright light that destroys Rem's dream world.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Romantic Sensation Movement
An attack used directly after Bo-Bobo World Nightmare in order to destroy the evil drawn out of someone.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Judgement of Me Judged By Tennosuke Judged By Don Patch Judged By Babylon
Bo-Bobo allows himself, and the others, to be punched into an opponent by Babylon.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Desperation Mirrorball
After having his hair turned into a polygon, uses it to blind his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Buyou Of Darkness: First Dance!
Bo-Bobo knocks around Lambada with a dancing attack.
[Super Bo-Bobo] We've Done It! Mechanical Attack Electro Destructive Mecha Three Plates!!!
Bo-Bobo fuses with Lambada's plates to make a giant mech.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Eat Hard-Boiled Egg
Bo-Bobo assaults Hanpen with a pair of large eggs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Return the Hanpen
Bo-Bobo slams Hanpen using a pair of chopsticks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dozaemon Kick
A chopping downward kick.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Ekiben for Sale
Bo-Bobo slams Hanpen into a pile of rice and sells him for lunch.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Twinkling Star Shou
A combination attack with Don Patch and Tennosuke that defeats Hanpen's attack and pushes him into space.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Mysterious Chiropractor Dr. Bo's Wild Treatment
Bo-Bobo quickly adjusts Hanpen's spine.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Weapon Dance
Bo-Bobo summons a barrage of weapons
[Super Bo-Bobo] Triangle High Tension
Bo-Bobo, Tennosuke, and Don Patch all attack in unison.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Super Powerful 3-Idiot Bazooka
The Bo-Bobo, Tennosuke, and Don Patch fusion fire off a massive laser.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hundred Animal King Fist
Bo-Bobo turns into a realistic lion and repeatedly chops Tsurulina the 3rd.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Zitabata Beam
Bo-Bobo pushes Tsurulina back by constantly yelling "Zitabata".
[Super Bo-Bobo] Leg Pin
Bo-Bobo jabs his opponent in the shins for massive damage.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Bear Attack
This attack does not have a listed name. Bo-Bobo summons a massive nosehair that contains several bears with machineguns.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Double Dentists
Bo-Bobo and Don Patch perform amateur dentistry.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Human Express by Nosehair!
Bo-Bobo guides Tsurulina through the entire life of a human from birth to turning into a giant robot.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Master! The Daughter's Way Over There Get Service from Me
A nosehair attack on a ramen-eating opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair from under a Kotatsu
An unsuccessful attack used against Be-Bebe.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Babylon
Bo-Bobo attacks using Softon's goddess.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Taiyaki to the Future
Bo-Bobo attacks using a clotheslines of Taiyaki.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Hairy Heavens
One of the "Three Great Essentials of Nosehair" that requires 5 per-requisites be complete before it can be used. Bo-Bobo must defeat a giant octopus, go on an incredible journey with his allies, shed moving tears, strike Tennosuke, and go around the earth 100 times. Once he completes all of these, he strikes Hydrate with nosehair coiled around his fist.
[Super Bo-Bobo] We Two Colors Enter the Rainbow Typhoon
Bo-Bobo turns into an art set and runs through his opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Monster House
Bo-Bobo turns himself and his teammates into powerful Kaijin.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Diablos Hand
A technique used within Monster House. When fully transformed into a Kaijin, Bo-Bobo strikes his opponent with a clawed hand.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch! Dog Punch!
Bo-Bobo dons a dog costume and punches the shit out of a guy.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Flyswatter
Self-explanatory.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Aim to be a Bump Big Leaguer
Bo-Bobo and Tennosuke knock lumps off of Don Patch's head with baseball bats.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gutsy Bat
Bo-Bobo lifts and swings a giant bottle
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Welcoming Party
A hazing technique that welcomes a new member to the Nosehair group.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Huge Wafer Toppings
Bo-Bobo runs Icen through with a pair of metal beams.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Yansu Gansu Revolution
Bo-Bobo dons a strange look and kicks an opponent.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sharks Gnawing Underwater
Bo-Bobo reacts to be turned into a dolphin by turning into a shark.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Dream of Raising Tiles in Janki Ryu Dance
Bo-Bobo launches an assault with massive mahjong tiles.
[Super Bo-Bobo] I Recently Was Put in Charge of The Work Phone and I Always Use It for Mahjong Instead.
A straightforward leaping attack with a really long name.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Pig Emptying Attack
Bo-Bobo yeets several pigs.
[Super Bo-Bobo] One-Night Dinner Show
Bo-Bobo wraps his opponent in nosehair that are smooth like lyrics.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Random 360-Degree Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo punches chunks out of Tennosuke in a shotgun pattern.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Stealth Slash
Bo-Bobo appears behind an opponent and slashes them with a katana.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Metro Destruction
Bo-Bobo summons an army of bears to destroy Shigeki Pinball.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Sorrowful Tofu Impact!
Bo-Bobo shreds a large piece of tofu.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bull's Eye Scooping
Bo-Bobo strikes a massive Buddha statue head with an ice cream scoop.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Missed Wrestle Ball
Bo-Bobo swings his father like a hammer.
[Bo-Bobo 100%] BoBo-BoBoBoBoBoBo-BoBoBoBo-BoBo
Bo-Bobo gives an abridged recap of the series while defeating Bi-Bibi.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Smashing the Top of his Head
Professor Bo-Bobopachi wastes an opponent with several pieces of school furniture.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Booger Machine-gun
Bo-Bobo fires several boogers with no effect.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Drop It Down
Bo-Bobo lures Plain White Bread into an over and throws it off of a building.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Hanage Musou
Bo-Bobo attacks with a polearm and then hits an opponent with his car.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Lunch Providing Duty of the Sky
Bo-Bobo flies as fast as a bomber jet, dropping a payload of delicious lunch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Delete Commando
Bo-Bobo summons a large air force.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Cow Shower
Bo-Bobo lifts and swings a large cow.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Sports Premiere Issue!
Bo-Bobo turns tiny and snowboards into an enemy's eyes and nose.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Forest's Three Squirrel Children
Bo-Bobo summons three powerful children of the forest.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Good Morning Teacher!
Bo-Bobo punches Don Patch through Babuu's torso.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Tokoroten Impact
A stronger version of the Tokoroten Magnum.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Congratulate Jump Super Stars Newest Game, Creating Excitement for Winter
Bo-Bobo warps his opponents into the Jump Super Stars game and lays a beating on them.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Ninety-Nine Nights: Nagoya Edition
Bo-Bobo holds back a koala army with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Himeji Castle! Himeji Slice!
Bo-Bobo summons a Himeji Castle with a giant sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Teachings of Mori are Absolute
A trio attack with Don Patch and Tennosuke.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Sightseeing Arranged Commemorative Photograph Immediate to the Left Side as You Enter the Main Gate of Nagoya Castle
Bo-Bobo forces his enemies to pose for a photo which hurts them for some reason.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] I Want to Do Thrusting Professional Sumo After A Long Time
Bo-Bobo brawls with Pokomi at high speeds.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] We're the Strgonest Bo-Bobo Army Corp
Bo-Bobo summons a charging samurai army.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] A Passing Through Leopald
Bo-Bobo summons a heavily armored tank.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Fierce World Cup 2006: The Summer of Germany
Bo-Bobo soccer kicks Don Patch, Tennosuke, and Gaou.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Western Game Scramble
Bo-Bobo transports his opponent into a 90's style arcade shooter.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Nosehair Style Hyakke Rokujuuyonshou
Bo-Bobo uses a Hyuuga style strike to hit an enemy's chakra points.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Astro Bobo Sasa
Bo-Bobo turns into a spaceman with a rifle.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Royal Family's Conviction
Bo-Bobo is flung by Pokomi's hammer.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Honekko Machinegun
A calcium-filled machinegun blast.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Boinal Boight Boy
Bo-Bobo becomes a parody of Mike Haggar and womps some Hair Hunters.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Running Wild Takuan Young-Tough Gang
Bo-Bobo strings up Don Patch and beats him with a stick.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] It's Terrible For Even the Author To Draw a Large Quantity of Hair Hunters
Bo-Bobo takes out an entire army of Hair Hunters with a swing of his sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Personal Experience of the In-Vogue Balance Ball
Bo-Bobo sits on his opponent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Great Parade of Nostalgic Stickers
Bo-Bobo smashes his opponents with a spiked ball.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Hanpen-Shou!
Bo-Bobo pairs with Hanpen to create a massive wave of hanpen.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] The Angels Who Call Out for Victory Pure Prayer
Bo-Bobo grabs an opponent in a headlock and punches them.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Water Boys Three
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke appear from a toilet with a leaping punch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Crackling Great-Flame Shuriken.
Bo-Bobo douses Don Patch in lighter fluid, lights him on fire, and flings him like a throwing star.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Daikon Whole Sale is Humble
Bo-Bobo produces a fish strong enough to clash with a legendary ninja sword.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Jump Ultimate Stars Bo-Bobo Strongest Dream Deck Demon Combo S
Heppokomaru, Denbo, Shintetsu BoboPatch, and BoboPatchNosuke all combine to attack an opponent at once.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Have a Merry Shitmas and Go To Sleep
Bo-Bobo pushes Tennosuke off a cliff while dressed as Santa
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Onigawara Bomber
Bo-Bobo smashes Kamara's gun armor with a single punch.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Present for You
Bo-Bobo summons a massive lead ball cannon.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] A Man's Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo performs another Tokoroten Magnum to no success.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Length-Wise Tokoroten Magnum
Bo-Bobo punches Tennosuke in the ass, firing the magnum from his head.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] King Nosehair Typhoon
Bo-Bobo spins King Nosehair with enough force to break through Tsurulina World.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Can't Forgive Foolishness
Bo-Bobo, Don Patch, and Tennosuke mimic Torpedo Girl's attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Disorderly Kabosu of OVER
Bo-Bobo mimics OVER's scissor technique.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Pokomi's Scribble Cannon Wave
Bo-Bobo uses one of Pokomi's techniques, albeit with worse drawings.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Wave That Begins the Tonkatsu Revolution
Bo-Bobo fires a wave of Tonkotsu at Tsurulina.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Wave That Starts Formula-1 Japan
Bo-Bobo crashes into Tsurulina while driving a F-1 car.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Kamehameha
Bo-Bobo repeatedly fires a pistol into a downed opponent.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] The Beauty of Japan
A straightforward dashing slash using a nosehair like a katana.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Geneha Rush
A version of the Geneha Rush attack that does not use the Gehena Break attack.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Digest the Anger of Hair
A punch with a fist wrapped in nosehair.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Armpit Chop
An empowered-version of Bo-Bobo's Armpit Chop that defeated Tsurulina the 3rd.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect Edition] Nosehair Violent Fist
The standard Nosehair attack.

Defensive

Stress Relief Fist
Defense technique where Bo-Bobo produces a pillow that looks like Don Patch and allows his opponent to wail on it.
Ma-Ma-Defense
Defensive technique that splits Bo-Bobo into several clones that are poorly drawn and only say "Ma"
Bo-Bobo Armor
Technique that allows Bo-bobo to don armor made out of a pair of boxes of Aomori Oranges. It allows him to completely overpower Gunkan and possibly switch places with Don Patch.
Equipped: Battle Armor "Faith": Chaos of Oden
A Bo - Bobo Double Twin Mark II Second Technique. Summons armor made out of an Oden stall.
Tokoroten Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Tennosuke.
Don Patch Guard
Bo blocks an incoming attack with Don Patch.
Hidden Talent
Uses an umbrella to block an oncoming attack.
Bagworm Defense
Bo-Bobo turns into a bagworm to avoid an attack.
School Curtain
Bo-Bobo blocks an incoming attack by wrapping himself in a curtain.
Love-Love Umbrella
A defensive attack that counters an attack with a powerful laser.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Snack Time
Bo-Bobo and Hatenko open Tennosuke's mouth wide to catch an oncoming shower of ice.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Coating of Life
Bo-Bobo hardens his target by asking it a tough question.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Angel's Bathroom
Bo-Bobo counters a bubble Shinken by popping them while in the bath.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Wildlands Lasso Johnny
Bo-Bobo uses a lasso to block an attack with Tennosuke.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Ora-Ora Aura
A defensive technique that involves shouting "Ora Ora" at an opponent and then getting hurt anyways.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Spinning Old Man and Old Woman Dining Table
Bo-Bobo rides on a table made of Tennosuke in order to dodge polygon attacks.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Konnyaku Guard
Bo-Bobo blocks Hanpen's attack with a large piece of Konnyaku, only suffering the minor injuring of having a fucking square punched out of his torso.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Nice Butt Defense
Bo-Bobo blocks thrown knives with his ass.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Teru Teru Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo counters Tsurulina's technique by becoming a Teru Teru and summoning a storm.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Gum Stick
Bo-Bobo keeps himself from moving by sticking gum to his shoe.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Strong Wind! Carry Out A Kite Flying Tournament!
Bo-Bobo prevents himself from being blown away by wrapping his opponent in nosehair.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bamboo Shoot Jump
Bo-Bobo dodges a strike with a pair of rapidly grown bamboo shoots.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Outrageous Barbecue Brawl
Bo-Bobo summons a large skewer of meat to block an attack, as well as several barbecue dancers.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Fishing Key Attack
Bo-Bobo fishes up some defenses.
[Super Bo-Bobo] Bean Changing Technique
Bo-Bobo dons the mighty armor of a cardboard box.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Unnamed Brush Attack
An unnamed attack, possibly due to a translation error. Bo-Bobo pierces Heppokomaru's massively powerful Onara Shinken to strike him with a pair of brushes.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Bo-Bobo Omikuji
Bo-Bobo defends himself from being pecked to death by detonating a bomb inside his body.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Perfect Defense Reborns S.D.C. (Sakurayama Defense Club)
Bo-Bobo summons the Sakurayama Defense Club, a high school club that manages to block one of Tsurubina's attacks for a moment.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo] Dummy Guard
Bo-Bobo uses Don Patch to block several kunai.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Stance of Heaven and Earth
Bo-Bobo automatically dodges attacks due to his "spontaneous body".
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Full-Armor Bo-Bobo
Bo-Bobo dons armor made of Yakult bottles.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] I Think It's Great When It's Funny
Bo-Bobo summons an escape pod that shows no damage from Heppokomaru's attack. His empowered black farts were extremely powerful.
[Shintetsu Bo-Bobo: After-Training Perfect-Edition] Yodel Step
Bo-Bobo turns into a heavy robot with a ball and chain he spins to block Tsurulina's attacks.

Welcome to This Week In KPOP, a collection of everything you may have missed during the past week on kpop.

January 20, 2024 - January 26, 2024

TOP 10 STORIES

#	Votes	Thread	Comments
1	(+2416)	(G)I-DLE’s “Wife” Banned by KBS for “Sexually Provocative Lyrics”	387 comments
2	(+1713)	NMIXX have earned their first win for "DASH" on MBC M Show Champion (240124)	72 comments
3	(+1558)	(G)I-DLE - Minnie and Yuqi went to the hospital due to sudden symptoms of poor health and fever. Schedules canceled to rest and get treatment.	101 comments
4	(+1042)	BIBI to reportedly make a comeback as a singer in February	34 comments
5	(+1025)	ITZY - The 2nd World Tour: BORN TO BE (Announcement / Schedule Poster)	212 comments
6	(+736)	HOLLAND to take a break from social media and idol life for 3 weeks to focus on mental health and wellbeing	52 comments
7	(+688)	HYBE Becomes 1st Korean Entertainment Agency With An In-House Health Care Center	123 comments
8	(+657)	LE SSERAFIM - The 3rd Mini Album: EASY (Release Notice)	40 comments
9	(+656)	Yong Jun Hyung Personally Addresses Relationship With HyunA	146 comments
10	(+546)	GOT7's BamBam & OH MY GIRL's Mimi to host an unscripted Netflix series 'Super Rich in Korea'	47 comments

TOP ANNIVERSARIES

#	Votes	Thread	Comments
1	(+775)	Happy 5th Anniversary to Cherry Bullet!	27 comments
2	(+647)	Happy 6th Anniversary to fromis_9!	35 comments
3	(+450)	Happy 12th anniversary to B.A.P!	20 comments
4	(+175)	Happy 13th Anniversary to F-ve Dolls	5 comments

TOP 10 PERFORMANCES

#	Votes	Thread	Comments
1	(+241)	[Live] Follow Up Stage: ITZY - Mr. Vampire @ Mnet M Countdown (240125)	3 comments
2	(+234)	[Performance] NMIXX - Run For Roses (SBS Inkigayo - Sound BOMB 360˚)	19 comments
3	(+213)	[Performance] SISTAR19 - Gone Not Around Any Longer, Alone, I Swear, Loving U, Touch My Body, Shake It, Saucy, Ma Boy, NO MORE (MA BOY) (Dingo Music Killing Voice)	5 comments
4	(+171)	[Live] KISS OF LIFE - Nobody Knows (Live Clip)	8 comments
5	(+152)	[Performance] NMIXX - DASH (SBS Inkigayo Sound Bomb 360˚)	7 comments
6	(+150)	[Performance] NMIXX - DASH (M2 Relay Dance)	0 comments
7	(+134)	[Live] NMIXX - Run For Roses @ KBS CoolFM - DAY6's Kiss The Radio (240122)	4 comments
8	(+131)	[Song Cover] KISS OF LIFE Julie - damn Right (orig. Audrey Nuna)	3 comments
9	(+126)	[Live] ITZY - Mr. Vampire @ KBS The Seasons: Lee Hyori's Red Carpet (240126)	4 comments
10	(+124)	[Live] Sub-Unit Debut Stage: tripleS Aria - Door @ Mnet M Countdown (240125)	6 comments

TOP 5 DANCE CHALLENGES

#	Votes	Thread	Comments
1	(+86)	Choi Yena (with ITZY Ryujin) - Good Morning (Dance Challenge) (240120)	0 comments
2	(+87)	ITZY Yeji (with Stray Kids Hyunjin) - Mr. Vampire (Dance Challenge) (240123)	1 comments
3	(+84)	Choi Yena (with aespa Karina) - Good Morning (Dance Challenge) (240122)	0 comments
4	(+72)	ITZY Yuna (with H1-KEY Yel & Hwiseo) - Mr. Vampire (Dance Challenge) (240126)	3 comments
5	(+68)	NMIXX Jiwoo (with RIIZE Anton) - DASH (Dance Challenge) (240120)	0 comments

TOP DISCUSSIONS / FEATURES

#	Votes	Thread	Comments
1	(+132)	/kpop Top Ten Tuesdays Results: Your Top B-sides of 2023	52 comments
2	(+118)	Throwback: Kiss&Cry debuted with "Domino Game" this week in 2014	10 comments
3	(+28)	kpop Sings - Best of 2023! SUBMISSIONS OPEN!!	4 comments
4	(+17)	What Are You Listening To? - January 24, 2024	6 comments
5	(+10)	Weekly Discussion (Jan 22, 2024 – Jan 28, 2024)	2 comments

MUSIC SHOWS

Date	Performances	Discussion Thread	Winner
20240120	Music Core	Thread	TAEYEON
20240121	Inkigayo	Thread	RIIZE
20240123	The Show	No Broadcast.	No Winner.
20240124	Show Champion	Thread	NMIXX
20240125	M!Countdown	Thread	NMIXX
20240126	Music Bank	Thread	NMIXX

 

NEW RELEASES

Day	Artist	Album Title	Type	Music Video	Streaming
20th	Kim Sungkyu (INFINITE)	KIM SUNG KYU Remake Digital Single Vol.1	Remake Story project single	I am sorry, I hate you (orig. Jaurim)	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
21st	CATtRIEVER (ex-MBLAQ Thunder, ex-gugudan Mimi)	5/26	debut digital single	Sunflower	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Seen Hyun Hee (ex-SEENROOT)	I Remember	digital single	I Remember	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Ahn Ye Eun	not me not mine	digital single	not me not mine	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
22nd	(G)I-DLE	Wife	pre-release single	Wife	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	OKDAL	Happy Ending	digital single	Happy Ending	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	veanii	STAY BY MY SIDE	digital single	STAY BY MY SIDE	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	YUL2	Obsession	digital single	Obsession	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	AB6IX	THE FUTURE IS OURS : FOUND	mini album	GRAB ME	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	EVNNE	Un: SEEN	mini album	UGLY	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Kim Jihoon (Libelante)	Just walk	solo debut digital single	Just walk	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Lee Woo (ex-MADTOWN Lee Geon)	Why is the sky	digital single	Why is the sky	Spotify / YouTube Music
	SUPER JUNIOR-L.S.S.	Suit Up	Korean debut digital single	Suit Up	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	TWS	Sparkling Blue	debut mini album	plot twist	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
23rd	N-day	That's Me	debut digital single	That's Me	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Ryu Jihyun	Get ready, Set, Go!	digital single	Get ready, Set, Go!	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Ryu Minhee	You don't know	digital single	You don't know	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Eddy Kim, Yoon Jong Shin	It's gonna be alright	track by YOON project single	It's gonna be alright	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	I.M (MONSTA X)	Slowly	digital single	Slowly (feat. Heize)	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Seola (WJSN)	INSIDE OUT	solo debut single album	Without U	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	SEVENTEEN	相遇的意义	Chinese digital single	相遇的意义
24th	Hanbyeol	Sweet Dreamz	digital single	Sweet Dreamz	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Ryu Sujeong (Lovelyz)	2ROX	mini album	SHXT (feat. XYLØ)	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	CIX	0 or 1	single album	Lovers or Enemies	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	IU	Love wins all	pre-release single	Love wins all	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Kim Jaehwan (ex-Wanna One)	Ponytail	single album	Ponytail	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	NC.A	UNIVERSE	digital single	UNIVERSE	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	RIIZE	Love 119 (Japanese ver.)	Japanese digital single	Love 119 (Japanese ver.)	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
25th	F.CUZ	Dear. Me	digital single	Dear. Me	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Lee Narae (ex-LEENALCHI)	Nowhere	full-length album	Dive into the sea / Thought bites the tail / To a baby	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	LYSON (ex-SIGNAL Kyuhwan)	Sunday Brunch	digital single	Sunday Brunch	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	JMIN	So Bad	digital single	So Bad (feat. JUNNY)	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Kim Bumsoo	The World of You	pre-release single	The World of You	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	POW	Valentine	digital single	Valentine	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Sweden Laundry	blue heart	mini album	call it love	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Weeekly	Stranger	pre-release single	Stranger	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
26th	Woozi (SEVENTEEN)	What kind of future	digital single	What kind of future	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	NCT 127	iScreaM Vol.29 : Fact Check Remixes	remix single	Fact Check (2Spade Remix)	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	VCHA	Girls of the Year	debut digital single	Girls of the Year	Spotify / Apple Music / YouTube Music
	Kim Ki Tae	Things I Can't say	digital single	Things I Can't say	Apple Music / YouTube Music

"This Week in KPOP" Archive

I start this by saying I've been highly critical of Israels treatment of the Palestinians for decades. It does look like a genocide and I'm critical of Biden's support for Israel. Personally I hate whats going on and I blame Israels far right wing government for their over reaction after the terrorist attacks. Seems Biden has had enough of Bibi's shit so that's a good sign.
But thats the issue, Biden is caught in a catch 22. If he supports Israel (especially after a major terrorist attack) he is just like every other president for the past past 70+ years . Israel has committed god knows how many human rights violations over those years.
Or he doesn't support Israel and get called a terrorist sympathizer and totally sink all hope for re election. Handing 2024 to Trump.
Now the alternative Trump who said he's the biggest supporter of Israel in presidential history. Trump who moved the US embassy to Jerusalem just to piss off the Muslim country's. Trump who put a US ban on Muslim immigrants from "terrorist" country's as he said. Trump the wannabe dictator who politically aligns with Israel's hard right government.
Biden is far from perfect but Trump would allow Israel to level Palestine with no push back. Not just Gaza but the west bank if Bibi wanted it.
So what do you think is the solution ??
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(Next comes the issue of millions of Russian/Chinese state sponsored troll accounts and bots pumping out divisive comments across social media about Biden. This is the same thing I saw back in 2016 and 2020. This is also hurting the Democrats.
It's called hybrid or non linier warfare and its been used against western country's over the past 10 years. It costs county's like Russia almost nothing to run troll farms (like the Russian Internet Research Agency) and bots to help elect Trump. Putin knows Trump would stop all support to Ukraine .
This tactic is much cheaper then losing tens of Billions and a whole generation of Russian kids in a country with an already low birthrate . Not to mention becoming increasing sanctioned crippling Russia's economy . This is getting Putin closer to his greatest fear of being overthrown and he knows it.
China wants Trump because he's open to bribes like we recently found out and he won't defend Taiwan . He also won't be tough on China like Biden has knowing the danger China now poses.)
There is much more detailed information on hybrid/non linear warfare but I like this 4min clip from a 7yr old Adam Curtis documentary to sum up how Putin is attacking the Western country's that don't support him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ubluwNkqg

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Biden's currently sitting at a pretty hefty deficit in terms of approval ratings, and while this isn't entirely unexpected since approval ratings tend to decrease over time, the general narrative around Biden is... bad.
A large part of Joe Biden's victory in the 2020 election came from the younger generation, key states like Georgia were won pretty much entirely off of the back of young voters coming out in force to support Biden. While Joe was great for the older candidates, he was also seen a little cautiously by many, especially the Black community for the 1994 Crime Bill. The thing is, the reservations about Joe were held back because they wanted to get rid of Trump. Biden even called himself a transitional president - we'd see Joe for four years and then the future of the Democrat party would step forth. For those younger progressive people, what exactly was the response from the Democrats for the last 4 years? What did they get in return for those votes?
The railways, a perfect example of America's infrastructure, sat decaying. When the railway workers tried to strike for sick days, Biden signed a bill to block the strike. A few weeks afterwards, the railway system fucked up and dropped lethal chemicals into Ohio. Norfolk Southern was accused of prioritizing stock buybacks over maintenance, and instead of this being a huge rallying cry for left-leaning types to get some meaningful change regarding regulation to prevent dangerous levels of profit-seeking, Biden was off in Ukraine and pretty much nothing happened. Trump was out there giving bottles of water to the local residents while the Democrats sat on their ass and just went 'Trust the process'.
Student loan forgiveness en-masse died an early death and the constant little squeaks that people get just remind them that the blanket forgiveness that was promised never materialized.
Abortion rights died with a whimper, and the subsequent reveal that many members of the Supreme Court were straight up being bribed by billionaires was met with absolute silence, aside from some liberals shaking their heads and going "This is why you should have voted for Hildawg…"
A number of people saw the inhumane treatment of border migrants in cages, and the Democratic response was to keep it going and then enact stricter border policies.
People will rightfully point out all the positive economic indicators of Biden's presidency but not the fact that over half of all Americans say they're living paycheck to paycheck. Rampant inflation, high rents and the consequences of Biden's economic policies has resulted in an economy where people feel poorer, where more people are working harder than ever to make less money in real terms. On a backdrop of higher than ever corporate profits, there's a distinct feeling of being fucked over by huge corporate interests. Whenever people point this out, pro-Biden liberals often condescendingly say that the young people just aren't working hard enough. When you look at it, most of those Trad accounts are basically just young men wanting economic security which is something that has vanished over the last few decades and Biden has not helped with.
Regardless of someone's stance on the Gaza war, I think it's pretty fair to say that Biden's unwavering support of Netanyahu does not sit well with everyone. People being shown the destruction of Gaza followed by the incredibly far-right Israeli politicians talking about how they need to mass-deport Gazans to cleanse the land, followed by the US representatives basically ignoring that, pisses pretty much every pro-Palestine person off. I think a lot of people would be less... aggressive against Biden if the US set some red lines. When Bibi says "There will never be a 2 state solution under my watch" and the USA's official policy is for a 2 state solution, Biden shouldn't be going "oh uhh umm I don't speak Hebrew", he needs to have a fucking spine and stand up to Bibi and Otzma Yehudit.
The heavy lobbying gives the impression that US politicians are all bought, and Fetterman campaigning as a progressive then doing a complete 180 has completely shattered any and all hope for Progressives in the USA.
Progressives voting resulted in strikes being broken by the Democrats, the Democrats losing Afghanistan (Biden’s approval ratings never recovered from this BTW), Student Loan forgiveness being dangled like a carrot, an economy where they’re constantly trying to make ends meet, no abortion rights, infrastructure crumbling, America signing off on the destruction of Gaza and even the people that they specifically voted for being progressive betraying them.
This has resulted in what is the most pathetic and doomed posting I've ever seen - Progressive leftists flat out saying they can't vote for Genocide Joe going up against Liberals who know the battle has been lost and blame the progressive left for not being enthusiastic enough for Biden.
The younger generation is assaulted with conflicting statements - that Trump is going to be an ultimate dictator if he wins but Biden is just a smol bean who can't enact meaningful change as president. That the power of the presidency is both almighty and insignificant. When they think of Biden as Genocide Joe, the idea that Trump might be worse doesn't even matter. 99% Hitler or 100% Hitler, you're still getting a whole lot of Hitler, and an absolute ton of young progressives, the same young progressives that got Warnock and Biden elected, are going to sit this election out. They DID vote last time, and they feel worse off, foreign policy has been fumbled, and they still lost abortion rights. There's flat out bribery in the Supreme Court but nothing happened. What's the fucking point? The progressive left has reached the stage of despair - there's no moral person to vote for, no matter who they vote for, everything's fucked, there's no point engaging politically.
Biden, on the current trajectory, is only going to avoid a historic landslide loss if pretty much every progressive who says they're not voting for him blinks and votes anyway. The focus of the coming year cannot be trying to woo over centrists and the center-right - Biden is going to lose if he doesn't energize the progressive left and if Trump comes out and says some shit like "oh it's sad when babies die, all babies, even the brown ones, I'm gonna talk to Bibi, talk to the Saudis, talk to the Palestinian league and cut em a deal, the best deal, and they'll be very stupid if they don't take my deal" then the Democrats are absolutely doomed. There's no 'Trump fucking up Covid' this time around to bail them out.
The focus for all Democrat institutions absolutely has to be fixing the Leftist Despair, and they don't have long to do it. Dunking on Leftists for not liking Gaza being bombed just makes the situation worse and worse, and it baffles me how few people see it.

Warning: Controversial, opinionated content. Few more to come.
What are we looking at - As Israel?

1. This attack… was not out of the blue. They clearly had very detailed plans of this attack up to a year in advance. These were dismissed. If I was speculating on why? a) I believe women intelligence operatives were the ones who discovered and tried to warn about this. Sexism plays a role. b) Remember how minor acts of violence helped Bibi stay in power? He/his people (not the women/people who discovered this plan tbc) didn’t understand the scope, and were “okay with” a minor (relative to the actual attack) scuffle to keep that fear intact.
   
2. Israel might have the best intelligence operations in the world. They are… surveillance experts, in no small part designed to keep their population safe.
   
3. “Iron dome” is an incredibly effective missile defense system. Hamas… does not have the capability to overrun that system every day.
   
4. There are other, more powerful Muslim groups in the area allied with Hamas. The threat of attacks from multiple fronts couldn’t be ruled out.
   
5. Lots and lots of children… who were obviously born into a situation they didn’t choose live in Gaza. Be careful!
   

Israel! You have the sympathy of the world. No matter how bad of a miscalculation number 1 was and the utter incompetence that was shown to not at least be wary of this possibility, you still need to strike back. Now you’ve got Israeli civilization hostages to worry about, but strikes on known Hamas strongholds (intelligence prob knows these…) is absolutely warranted once you can confirm hostages aren’t there. Civilians of Gaza will probably be caught up in those strikes… yet being as precise, targeted, and careful as possible? The world understands the reality of that, especially with the geographical situation + population density as it is. Warn as best you can. That almost certainly isn’t going to get a military response from 4.
Speaking of 4… didn’t happen! That’s good! It means you can be measured. Careful. With a military imbalance, time is on your side. Leaders in times of war are… chosen to do this. Firm, yet fair. So a very good option would be to use your best asset - your intelligence. Hamas forces obviously use civilians as shields and understand the need to communicate w/o technology (modern - think walkie talkies), but they aren’t the ones you want to target first. Logic says to get your people home safe + sound, and go after known Hamas leadership. Israel’s intelligence knows who these people are - now you figure out the where.
Instead… by cutting off electricity, you’re severely hampering your own strength. You want communication + electronic traffic. And you (should) want civilians who have nothing to do with this… to live. Survive in a place that is now extremely dangerous + give them every possibility to avoid danger. The Gaza population did not support Hamas very highly at the time of the attack. Hell, there was a chance to have the civilian population help communicate specific locations + targets. If you are able to take out a few leaders of a terrorist group, then exchange completely innocent hostages (both sides have those, including women + children), and keep attacks specific to leaders and military targets? You will gain some respect in the eyes of the Palestinian people, who also understand what 10/7 likely means for their own safety. The threat they’re now under. This is a way to say “the group you’re governed by put you in grave danger. We’re not interested in harming you, but they need to be dealt with and gone forever.” That’s how you defeat a terrorist group. You show civilians the difference between terrorism and rationality/compassion. And they’ll root the group out for you. A step towards legitimate peace in the region - trust… through directly seen action (restraint): Palestinian lives matter to Israelis (especially government).
The Israeli people… do not share this sentiment at the moment. Polling on this issue shows a (vast) majority of the people saying their government is not going far enough. Current polls. Terrifying, right? No, they’re the ones terrified. Again, the anxiety in the US was palpable after 9/11. At a group located across an ocean with very limited budget and resources. The Israeli people are worried about a next door neighbor. They’re hate-filled. They’re scared. Unified. And possibly the best example of why dangerous leaders… are so dangerous.
What kind of factors lead to a poll like I mentioned above? Other than the obvious attack? First, we have… first class citizens versus second class citizens. There is a very clear “look down upon” sentiment shared in the Israeli state concerning the Palestinians. We see evidence of this in the housing displacement - Palestinian families are moved in order to make way for expanding Israeli settlers: seen primarily on the West Bank. And propaganda - there is no dissenting opinion on Israeli news and television. Even getting an alternative take on the news… a more unbiased opinion? Is nearly grounds for arrest right now. A stabbing involving a Palestinian civilian (he stabbed IDF forces in Jerusalem, I believe) was grounds for his entire family arrested and detained. Strikingly similar to tactics seen in North Korea - every family member is responsible for any act of treason and moved into prisoner camps in Kim Jong Un’s society. Barbaric… and sadly effective. War and fear allow drastic change in normalized treatment of civilians, and it’s very rare to see these fully scaled back after war ends. Signs of a paranoid, fearful leader who values a grip on power over the lives of his fellow countrymen and women.
Yet, we’re offered a chance to see in an empathetic light. The feeling in Israel is very similar to what the Palestinians felt when electing Hamas. Very similar to the feeling that birthed terrorist groups all across the Middle East. And yes, strikingly similar to the feeling in Germany before WWII. A time in which, thankfully, many Jewish people were able to leave dangerous parts of Europe in time and establish Israel in the first place. A great leader is able to take an unforgettable event like this, respond forcefully to those responsible, yet mercifully to innocent people. A chance to see his (country’s) mistakes, see the best possible solution to make a long lasting change, and bring two separate groups of people together in the end. With peace bound by understanding the impact of tragedy. In Israel’s case? A chance to soften the relationship with every single Arab state in the region. Bibi is a leader who understands and envisions his ideal version of Israel. His grip on power… is forceful. He failed to see the errors of his own ways that helped reignite this situation in the first place. His fear of the consequences of his mistakes lead to a panicked response. That fear blinded him from the opportunity to take a tragic turning point into an unprecedented, positive aftermath for his people and the world. Instead? He’ll be lumped into a list with the groups I mentioned earlier in the paragraph when this is all said and done.
Because his response is no longer panicked. This is his calculated response.

Warning: Controversial content. You’ve likely heard it on the news at some point.
A lack of understanding of religion on the part of the US helped lead us here. We did try to achieve peace, yet always unwilling to use the tool to get us there. As a less biased mediator, it’s our responsibility to understand the factors. We have one nation in a position of clear power, and another “hopeful” nation looking for independence. We also, more importantly, can twist the arm of the “more powerful” nation: fair negotiation does not exist from Israel alone in that scenario. It got so close, but ultimately never happened. We never made that twist. Then? Someone from the US came in who, not only didn’t understand the nuances of the religions, clearly favored and had personal ties to the more powerful nation. So, he forced a “solution.” He gave Israel… everything, including a (for both Israel and Palestine) place of religious significance. Jerusalem. And tried to use money to smooth things over with Palestine, like a businessman would. I can’t type appropriate words to explain just how disrespectful that is to someone of faith, but I’d like to compare it to (that same man) overturning Roe v Wade with his SCOTUS appointments. It’s not just a right lost, there’s a deep-seeded disrespect of maternal instincts.
Neither of these decisions had anything to do with his religious values… which honestly makes it worse. It’s an inexcusable miscalculation and blatant ignorance as to what religion fundamentally is… which is very important considering the “keep your enemies closer” motto. It’s sound - a repeated saying for a reason! Yet, he literally can’t do that if he doesn’t understand what “religious values” even mean. It played no small part in 10/7. Yet, Presidents before had the ability to avoid all this in the first place… if they chose to stand up to an ally through an obvious action - cutting off funding without a peace deal being struck. Keep in mind, Israel used its power to influence a skewed version of potential peace deals (which is… human + normal: fighting for your own civilians is political leadership; it takes a special leader to comprise when there isn’t an obvious, immediate benefit). The US had similar power over Israel, yet never was willing to yield it. To make it worse, we were “mediating” militarily in a large chunk of the region at the time - so if you’re going to be consistent, be consistent.
Bad. And we’ll move on, yet I’m not quite finished with the frustrating country I love and call home.
Palestine! It’s interesting here - we’ve got a majority Muslim population largely under the control of Israel. As we’ve seen, they aren’t self sufficient: food, water, power - every necessity needed to live is controlled by a separate nation… of a different religion. Yet, almost every other country in the region is an Arab state. Tensions are almost always high here, and people in times of hardship + divide make poor political decisions. We… understand this. Through US pressure, a free election was held… and instead of the “ideal US choice,” an anti-Israeli group won. Largely through pro-civilian rhetoric, but still a scary group to govern next to an Israeli border with very clear anti-Jewish messages. So now we’ve got religious-divide on both sides, largely through the treatment of one side due to religious differences and the election of a group issuing death threats against anyone with a Jewish view.
Bad! So when Jewish elections are held, the person many Israeli citizens were chanting “Bibi is a murderer” a few years before… finds his way to power. And never lets it go. Why? He’s tough on Hamas! And violence is a very real threat. Yet… solving this problem in a peaceful way actually hurts this man politically. So his strategy is to divide the population (notably roughly the same as Israel). With Gaza governed by Hamas and the West Bank under control of the Palestinian authority. Second class citizen treatment (religiously based) from a military powerhouse including removing families from their homes (religiously significant land) and putting the Muslim population “on a diet” (remember, Israel controls food in - this is literal) resulted in continued, escalating sparks of violence. In a weakened, divided population with an internationally recognized terrorist group (Hamas is, to be clear) governing a large chunk of it. Politically smart when your grip on power relies on your ability to keep people safe - those (Israeli) people need something to fear.
The issue? Subjecting people to a rough life… tends to create hostility in that population. When the terrorist group launching rockets at the government (viewed as religious-first) oppressing you and launching much more impactful strikes in return… as a (Palestinian) civilian they look a lot less like a terrorist group and much more like the rightful group to free your people from oppression. So you sign up for the military and become a terrorist to the outside world, yet a liberator in your own eyes. Yet, that group still abides by Muslim principles - extreme ones. And when it becomes clear Israel is just taking very important religious areas…
October 7th. Acts of terrorism. Every bad word you can think of, use and describe it. We’ve all seen it. Executed on a day of Jewish religious significance. Grounds for war and retaliation? No doubt! Blind rage is never the right choice, but that’s how it started. It isn’t difficult to imagine the emotions that provoked the initial response. However, when one side has a nuclear arsenal + obvious military superiority, they have a (theoretical) responsibility to understand proportionality. Assess what happened and act responsibly. Learn from the mistakes made by the US. Understand the world is watching, and understand the response has two outcomes for the civilians population of the soon-to-be-attacked: destruction and hatred versus respect and… earned, mutual respect.