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2017.04.01 12:10 kevin32 Where Are All The Good Men?

In response to niceguys, this sub is dedicated to exposing all the women who complain about wanting a "good man", to show what happens when women reject decent men for jerks and promiscuity, along with showing the unreasonable standards many women have while offering little to no value themselves.
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2024.05.19 06:46 ByMyDecree Reviewing and Ranking Every Battle: Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton

Tier List: https://imgur.com/a/SPm0Fjl
This one hits different. Right from the start, with those ominous vocals giving the whole thing a feeling of foreboding and momentousness. Donald Trump lurking around the stage for his titlecard, even staying onscreen as his titlecard goes away is hilarious and a great visual touch. Then we get Hillary sitting in her debate chair; this battle committing so hard to a location both rappers are present in is pretty unique.
"I've been in this game too long; I'm a public servant! Have been since I met MLK in person!" Serviceable opening on paper, but the guest actor, Kimmy Gatewood, makes it stick out with her performance. Love the intensity of her voice and facial expressions. "I'm a woman of the people; that's for certain. You're a man of the people who don't like turbans!" This is a great line, very accurate, and I love the look on Hillary's face. "I was living in the West Wing while you were professional wrestling. Got skin like Russian dressing from too much Russian investing!" Good lines, in particular I really dig the Russian dressing/Russian investing parallel. Also, while I don't think Kimmy bears a super strong resemblance to Hillary Clinton(the guest actress from Clinton v. Henry VIII was much more on-point) she does look a lot like her as she does the Russian dance in the background. Something about her wide-open smile. "You been going bankrupt since the 90s; if I was in Iran you couldn't find me." Very true on both counts, very solid line. I don't know what more there is to say. Is it gonna be controversial to acknowledge the reality that Trump's gone bankrupt lots of times and probably couldn't point to Iran on a map, even now that he's been president? "You don't care about the job, Trump, you just think the desk is shiny." I think it's accurate that Trump really only cares about the prestige, but this still seems like a pretty weak attack. Hell, you could argue the vast majority of presidential candidates care more about the prestige than actually doing anything. "I said that I respect your children but that wasn't quite right, yo! Looking like some extras on American Psycho!" This line is pretty fucking great. I didn't get it when this battle first released, but I've seen American Psycho more recently, and comparing the Trump kids to the useless trust fund posers surrounding Patrick Bateman is hilarious. The hyper-aggressive hip thrusting Hillary's doing is also a great visual. For the most part this portrayal doesn't resemble Hillary much, but I think there's some truth in how she's portrayed as being very try-hard here. "First name is Hillary, middle name Rodham, last name is Clinton, and lyrics I got 'em! You fire celebrities on The Apprentice, motha fucka I fire Bin Laden! (Crack!) cough" Being tryhard again. The lines are pretty good, the flow is pretty good. The reference to her coughing is a fun touch. "How do I say this? You're racist! Ooh, you must get so pissed that your hands are too small to stop and frisk!" The asking/answering of that question at the beginning is really funny, and I like the way they worked Trump's small hands into this attack on him for being racist. "So you use your fingers to touch chicks. (She's only 12 years old.) That's enough, shit! (But she's married, sir.) Just gotta get pushy. (That's your daughter.) Well, grab her by the pussy!" One of the highlights of the battle, love the way they worked in the secret service agent here. Pointing out Trump being a creep at child beauty pageants and towards Ivanka are great lines of attack. "That's assault, brotha! Don't tell me the victim's at fault, sucka! You don't know shit about steaks! Yucka! But the ones on the 8th are great! Motha fucka!" Really fun delivery, good attacks, I like that they threw the Trump Steaks jab in between the more serious sentiments. I don't know what the fuck is going on with the background in this section, though they're really going hard on the tryhardness of Hillary. "Better save the date; I'm gonna rock the vote! Bad bitch on the scene like Murder, She Wrote!" Hillary trying to compare herself to that character is pretty cringe, as is highlighted by her attempting to dab with the biggest "look, aren't I cool, kids?!" look on her face. Real "Pokemon Go to the polls" moment. "So go ahead, Donald, let me see you flow. I brought Michelle's speech; borrow some quotes!" It's a pretty great line, though this line is moreso an attack at Melania than Trump himself; she should have ended with a more Trump-focused attack.
"Let me just say I respect all females. But your rhymes are trash; put 'em next to your emails." The first line is funny in how flagrantly untrue it is, the second line is just plain funny. Good opener. "Our country's in crisis. Who wants to vote for the mother of ISIS? That might not be exactly true, but I don't do politeness." Trump talks out of his ass and lies a lot, yes. "(Believe me!) You wanna talk about misogyny? Your Bill's worse than Cosby! He left a mess on that dress like you left in Benghazi!" The comparison of the rapist Bills is a great line, and I'm not sure whether the whole Benghazi thing was actually something that was Hillary's fault or just a Fox News talking head talking point, but it's a good line regardless. Also by this point it's clear that Lloid's Trump impression is on-point, much better than Peter's. "(Terrible!) You wanna break the glass ceiling, Hillary, I sense it. But the only crack you'll find is my ass pressed against it." The gesturing Lloid is doing during the "I sense it" line is fucking hilarious. The second line is also pretty funny, and did turn out to be true. "The numbers are in and I'm right on your tail. You don't have the stamina, baby, you're frail! This will be just like '08 when you fail! But Trump will appoint you to jail!" Fun parallel to Hillary's "First name is Hillary" segment from before going on here. The lines themselves are fine, nothing amazing. The second-to-last one turned out to be true, the last one did not. "How do I say this? You're a 2. And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew!" It's pretty funny how Trump mimics Hillary's "How do I say this?" bit, and "you're a 2" is such a simple but funny jab. He's got a point that Hillary was so weak a candidate that Bernie Sanders came outta nowhere and was able to put up a serious competition in a race that was supposed to have no real competition for her. "What do the American people gotta yankee doodle doo, to get it through your fat face, that they're just not that into you?!" The use of 'yankee doodle doo' is funny and he's got a real point that Hillary needs to accept she's very unpopular, though that 'fat face' line is such a pot calling the kettle black moment. No doubt intended as such. "They want a strong male leader who can stand up to China! Not a crooked, little, wishy-washy bleeding heart vagina!" These lines, of course, exist purely to point out that Trump is a giant sexist. The "China, China, China... bloody vagina!" in the background is a very funny touch. Little bits like that just add so much to this battle. "I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos; more police and less Latinos!" These lines, of course, exist purely to point out that Trump is a giant racist. "While you bury us in debt buying poor people socks, I'll create jobs, tearing down mosques!" Trump is against programs that help the impoverished and hates Muslims. "Then I'll use all the best rocks from the site to build a wall, dip it in gold and make Mexico pay for it all!" The thing Lloid does with his eyes as he smiles when he says "build a wall" is just... SO Trumpian. This really is one of the greatest Trump impressions I've ever seen, Lloid did an amazing job. As for the line... Trump says he's gonna build a wall. He built a partial wall. A partial, really unimpressive wall. "I'll make this country great again! We'll all be living large! And I'll tell Congress you're fired, and put Charles in charge!" Trump's slogan is MAGA and Charles in Charge was a TV show whose main actor is a Trump supporter. Also apparently there was a Supreme Court judge named Charles Trump once wanted nominated. Alright. "'Cause this whole system's rigged! And we all know the riggers! For the last eight years this country's been run by- (CAW!)" The point of this line is that Trump is a giant racist. I like the touch that the crowd is cheering wildly for Trump while Hillary looks disturbed in the background.
Then Lincoln comes soaring in on an eagle, as he did in Obama v. Romney. "Are you fucking kidding me with this blah blah blah? I've half a mind to feed you both to my oversized - (CAW!)" The use of 'CAW!' as a censor is amusing. "I've heard more thoughtful discussion up in TMZ! You two got brother blocking brother on their Facebook feed!" This isn't fun anymore, it's just real. "I'm so sick and tired of this ridiculous shit! If this is the best my party gets, then my party should quit!" The Republican Party is a nightmare and Lincoln would be ashamed of it today, is what is being said. "I'm sorry, did I say something that you found funny? Wipe that creepy-ass smile off your face and beat this dummy!" Clinton is a shitty politician who didn't take Trump seriously enough, and she comes across as cold and inhuman. And in case you somehow failed to pick up on it before, ERB makes clear here their endorsement for which candidate to vote for. "And if she does win the White House, be a man and hold the door. Don't get your fans stirred up in some sorta Twitter civil war!" Too real, especially after January 6th. "Here's an equal opportunity smack down in the sequel! That's of the people, by the people, for the people, eagle!" Some people have debated whether Lincoln slapped Trump twice in place of slapping Clinton at all because he's a gentleman and wouldn't hit a woman, or because ERB favors Clinton over Trump. The latter is definitely true, but the former is also probably true. So... both! Then Lincoln yells "Eagle!" and fucks off.
Let's talk about bias. There's two camps of people I've seen in discussions about certain ERB battles, especially this one, and they both irk me. So let's address both of them.
First off: YES, ERB is biased against Trump. And are biased against Republicans generally, and much more sympathetic to the Democrats. They've made that completely obvious from the beginning. And you know what? That's totally fine! They're right to be biased against them! But for some reason, some people in the fanbase can't just admit that. For some reason, there's a lot of people in the fanbase who will bend over backwards trying to explain how it's actually totally unbiased(false) and they attack both sides equally(false) and people complaining are being salty(true). But if you think ERB is unbiased, then society has failed you, because you are a woeful media illiterate. They're screaming Vote for Hillary, Don't Let Trump Win! at you and somehow you haven't managed to decipher what they're saying. I hope for your sake you're, like, twelve years old if you actually think they're unbiased. Here's an important lesson for you to learn as you grow up: 'biased' does not equate to 'bad'! For example, you SHOULD be 'biased' against Hitler! If you look at someone like Hitler and compare him to someone like MLK and treat them as equally valid figures whose ideas are both worthy of consideration, then you're at best a useful idiot and at worst a Nazi apologist! Stop feeling like you have to defend ERB's honor by feverishly denying any claims of bias!
But even worse than those jokers are the fuckers who love to bitch about how ERB has gotten "too political" or "too woke" nowadays. NEWSFLASH, DUMBASS: the very FIRST battle was John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly, and Bill O'Reilly literally says "Because I'm evil! Heart blacker than Don Cheadle!" Their very foundation as a series is shitting on Republicans! They didn't suddenly 'go woke' just because they stopped doing gay jokes and shat on Trump even more explicitly than they already did to Romney.
Anyway, I've got mixed feelings about this battle. The 'mixed' part of those feelings come from how heavy it is; I have to be in a certain mood to want to listen to this, and most times I see this pop up in my playlist I just skip on to the next one. It's uncomfortable. It's real. Maybe a little too real. But then again, maybe they were right to take it so seriously. It's still a great battle, even if it can be a little hard to come back to. The only big flaw I think is present is that Lincoln coming in at the end is kind of a drag. It was funny the first time; this doesn't recapture the magic. He doesn't really have any great lines either. I tend to stop listening by the time he comes in. But besides that, this battle has an amazing instrumental track, great visuals, peak performances from both Lloid and Kimmy, and good, sometimes great, writing.
I used to think Trump won this battle despite always having been anti-Trump. Revisiting it now, I'm not sure why I thought that. Maybe it was because his part was just so entertaining, even moreso than Hillary's. Maybe it's because I, like many others, harbor a strong resentment and bitterness towards Hillary Clinton(muh Bernie) that would lead me to not be entirely honest about her performance here. Maybe it's just because that hardly anybody said Clinton won back in the day; Trump had either a majority or a clear plural majority of votes in polls, then Lincoln with a fair amount, then Clinton with a small fraction. Now I see that that is utter bullshit. The only reason anybody votes for Lincoln is either because of the Last Word Effect or because they want to be centrists about it and not side with either candidate; even if you could argue he was the best part of Obama v. Romney, here his verse falls well short of both Clinton and Trump's. On the question of Clinton v. Trump... I can kind of see how someone might think Trump won on account of how hilarious he was, but the joke is often on him with those lines. And if we're being honest I think Clinton had better burns and more substantive lines of attack. I say Clinton>Trump>Lincoln.
inb4 someone says I got "too political" in my presidential election battle analysis
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2024.05.18 18:20 Blackeyedsuse 6 months infection free!

TL;DR Infection free for 6 months due to pathnostics testing and strong, accurate antibiotics. Still in some pain, but healing more every day. Things that helped are accurate urine testing, pelvic floor therapy, vaginal dilator set, Unlearn your Pain book, regular therapy, and patience.
Hello fellow CUTI survivors,
(25F) Itā€™s been 6 months since I took my last course of heavy hitting antibiotics for an active infection. I am infection free, Iā€™m actively having sex again, and I have some left over pain, but definitely getting better. I think it's worth celebrating!
Infections: My bacteria of choice is E coli. It was E coli every time. It took 4 urologists to actually take me seriously. I had been dealing with CUTI for 2 years and about 9 infections before I got a good doctor who agreed to test me with Pathnostics. We tested and found bacteria, he put me on a low dose of Macrobid. After about a month of that, I was still in pretty consistent pain and felt like something was not right.
We tested again and still found E coli. He gave me a round of levofloxacin (7 days), and I felt a bit better. I re-tested 2 weeks after that, and no infection! None!
A few weeks later I had a painful flare and tested again. No infection!! Since then I have felt no need to test since my pain has improved.
Pain: I still deal with daily pain, but Iā€™m not in pain every day all day. I get it when my bladder is really full, and sometimes when I start the urine flow, but thatā€™s about all. I am having some pain with sex, but it is greatly improving with pelvic floor therapy. What also greatly helped me is working through this book: https://unlearnyourpain.com/unlearn-your-pain-book/
I know that at this point the pain I feel is caused by my brain being stuck in a ā€œpain stateā€, my poor brain got used to feeling pain, and being in pain, and now it over alerts me to things that donā€™t need a pain signal (like a bladder being full). This book has helped immensely learn about my body and to quiet the pain signals. These things also take a long time to recover, so Iā€™m trying to be patient.
I know that there is nothing wrong with me because I have had extensive DNA urine testing, and because my pain very much is correlated with stress. When I go on vacation *poof* magically I have no more pelvic pain!
Sex: Iā€™m having sex again at whatever frequency I want to now with my husband! Hooray! This is only possible because of pelvic floor therapy - and specifically because my therapist recommended using a dilator set (https://vwell.com/products/silicone-vaginal-dilator-exerciser-set) to basically help my vagina relax and get used to sex. It has helped so much. I still take a Macrobid before sex preventatively, and honestly I am fine with that because I donā€™t want to go back to the hell I came from.
Other: I havenā€™t officially been diagnosed with IC, and I donā€™t care to be. Thereā€™s nothing wrong with me. I donā€™t have any reactions to specific food anymore (acids, sugar, and caffeine used to bother me). D mannose is the only supplement that ever did anything for me.
History with UTI: I started getting UTIā€™s when I became sexually active. I went through many rounds of antibiotics, only to have the same E coli come back again. I had about 9 active infections.
I hope all of you find healing and peace. You can do this. Do not give up hope. Iā€™ve been where you are and came out the other side.
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2024.05.18 02:47 vulcan_vampire Reminder that comedian Jeff Ross, who just hosted Netflixā€™s Roast of Tom Brady, has been credibly accused of r*ping an underage girl.

Reminder that comedian Jeff Ross, who just hosted Netflixā€™s Roast of Tom Brady, has been credibly accused of r*ping an underage girl.
I canā€™t get over the fact that Kim Kardashian was booed at the Tom Brady roast and not Jeff Ross. So Iā€™m reposting this exposĆ© from 2020 to remind everyone what a creep he is.
Some excerpts from the article: (major trigger warning!)
Over the years, some in the industry have been aware that Ross preferred to date younger women, albeit of seemingly legal age. During The Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin in September 2019, two jokes were made about Ross having sex with underage girls. ā€œJeff gets really hot girls, and I just ā€¦ How do you get tens? Teens ā€” Iā€™m sorry, I read that wrong ā€¦ You have the sex appeal of a gymnastics doctor, I just donā€™t understand,ā€ comedian Nikki Glaser joked, alluding to convicted sex offender Larry Nassar. Later, Caroline Rhea offered a shorter version: ā€œJeff Ross, youā€™re a staple on the roasting circuit and a predator at high-school dances.ā€
ā€œJeff is someone I consider a good friend, and I love him, but to be honest, he always has alarmingly young-looking girlfriends,ā€ stand-up comedian and actress Amy Schumer told Vulture when asked about the allegations. ā€œNever one I have known to be underage, but alarmingly young-looking just the same.ā€
Seven sources have confirmed to Vulture that they were aware of Radtkeā€™s relationship with Ross at the time of the allegations or had been told about it in the years before Radtkeā€™s Facebook posting. One of those sources, her father, says he approved of the alleged relationship at the time.
According to Radtke, she and Ross never went to the Cellar or for coffee that night. She met Ross outside his apartment and went into the building with him after he told her he had forgotten his credit card. ā€œIn the elevator, I just attacked him. I started trying to kiss him, and he goes ā€˜Whoa, whoa, whoa! Thereā€™s cameras!ā€™ Not ā€˜Youā€™re 15,ā€™ and he points,ā€ Radtke recalls.
More visits to Rossā€™s place followed, says Radtke, and the comedian always called for cars to send her home after they had sex. But the relationship progressed quickly, and he soon allowed her to spend the night and keep some things at his apartment, she recalls. She remembers Ross buying her Betsey Johnson dresses and lingerie, always in white, and taking explicit Polaroids of her. ā€œHe would have a preference that I shave my vagina completely off,ā€ she says. ā€œHe was very mad whenever I wore red lipstick or really dark makeup. He didnā€™t like it if I looked too grown-up or too ā€˜whore-y.ā€™ He liked that I was innocent.ā€ Radtke says they had ā€œa lotā€ of unprotected sex during their relationship.
Between 1999 and 2001, Radtke says Ross took various measures to keep their relationship under wraps, which her father confirmed. ā€œWhen we were together, heā€™d say ā€˜Youā€™ll destroy me if you say anything.ā€™ He made sure to drill it into my head that I would destroy his life,ā€ she alleges. ā€œHe asked me to walk on the other side of the street if we ever left home together. I didnā€™t want him to ever get into trouble.ā€ She notes that he was ā€œobsessedā€ with the story of Shoshanna Lonstein and Jerry Seinfeld. She familiarized herself with Seinfeldā€™s much-publicized four-year relationship with Lonstein in the ā€˜90s ā€” which began when the comedian was 38 and Lonstein was a 17-year-old high-school student ā€” as well as the book Lolita.
In December 2001, Ross took Radtke to the Rainbow Room for her 18th birthday. She was thrilled at the thought of not having to hide anymore. ā€œIt was this magical New York evening, and finally weā€™re at a point where the whole world can know that Jeff and I are together, and weā€™re in love, and they donā€™t need to know weā€™ve been together since I was 15,ā€ she remembers thinking. But something happened soon after that changed her perspective. Later that month, after attending an MTV New Years special, Radtke alleges they went back to Rossā€™s apartment to begin packing up boxes. He was in the process of moving out of his Mercer Street rental into a new place he had bought. ā€œI was packing his books, and I pull out a book. Polaroids fall out. I go, ā€˜Oh, these are my Polaroids,ā€™ā€ Radtke recalls thinking. But she says when she turned the photos over, they werenā€™t photos of her. ā€œThey were not women. They didnā€™t have any pubic hair,ā€ Radtke says.
Radtke says sheā€™s since been diagnosed with PTSD, and it took years to process that what she experienced during her teenage years wasnā€™t a romantic relationship but an inappropriate and exploitative one. ā€œI thought I had stuffed it down deep enough and taken enough Klonopin, seen enough therapists, and smoked just enough medical marijuana to be okay. I thought, Okay, Iā€™m okay,ā€ she says. ā€œI didnā€™t really know that it was that word ā€” rape ā€” until recently.ā€
Ross has admitted to a past sexual relationship with Radtke, but claims that it didnā€™t begin until she turned 18.
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2024.05.18 01:40 Leather_Focus_6535 The currently 105 inmates executed by Florida since the 1970s and their crimes (warning, graphic content, please read at your own risk) [part 1, cases 1 to 52]

Here is my list of Florida's post Furman execution roster that I wrote for my personal death penalty project. To be clear, the dates given here are a loose timeframe of an offender's first known criminal activities (including misdemeanors and delinquent activities) to their executions, and not at all their years on death row. In a large number of death penalty cases, the offenders were committing high level felonies, even other murders in extreme cases like Ted Bundy, well before the murders that condemned them. I wanted to encapsulate the earlier known or suspected offenses in order to express the scope and scale of their crimes.
As a warning, due how the death penalty is utilized in the United States, many of the surveyed crimes are extremely graphic by nature. Please read at your own risk. On a different note, Florida is the last currently completed list. I'm still working on Texas, and as of now finished 484 entries out of the state's 587 cases to date.
As with my lists for Missouri, Virginia, and Oklahoma, reddit's character limitations forced me to split Florida's roster into two parts. Here is the link to part 2.
The currently 105 executed offenders, cases 1 to 52:
1. John Spenkelink (~1972-1979, electric chair): While on the run after escaping from a Californian prison, Spenkelink picked up 45 year old Joseph Szymankiewicz while he was hitchhiking. Like Spenkelink, Szymankiewicz was a career criminal, and had a conviction for murdering a owner of a furniture store during a robbery. They went on a nationwide crime spree together, but Spenkelink shot Szymankiewicz and disemboweled him with a hatchet while he was asleep in a hotel room. He claimed that the killing was done to protect himself from a sexual assault and being forced to play Russian Roulette, but this was rejected by the courts. Spenkelink had several previous convictions of armed robberies, some of which he was serving when he escaped from California.
2. Robert Sullivan (1973-1983, electric chair): Sullivan and his accomplice abducted 38 year old Donald Schmidt from a Howard Johnson's he managed. They bound Schmidt's hands behind his back, and drove him to a remote swamp in the Everglades. He was beaten with a tire iron and shot four times in the head. The pair then took Schmdit's watch and his credit cards from his body.
3. Anthony Antone (~1970s-1984, electric chair): Antone, a high ranking mobster, was hired by a crime boss to arrange the murder of Richard Cloud, a 33 year old private detective. He arranged for two of his associates to gun down Cloud on his own front porch. Although he wasn't directly present at the crime itself, Antone bore the harshest penalties due to his employer and one of his triggermen committing suicide in custody and the surviving triggerman agreeing to testify against him.
4. Arthur Goode III (~1960s-1984, electric chair): Goode lured 9 year old Jason VerDow into a forest, and raped and strangled him to death. The next day, he abducted Billy Arthe, a 10 year old Guatemalan immigrant, and took him on a journey to Washington D.C. On their way through Virginia, Goode kidnapped 11 year old Kenny Dawson. Both boys were sexually abused, and he strangled Dawson to death with a belt in front of Arthe. Arthe was rescued when a passing woman recognized him from the news coverages. Good was notorious for being a shameless pedophile who openly flaunted and defended his predations of young boys to any listening ears. When he acted as his own attorney during the proceedings for VerDow's murder, Goode's defense entirely hinged on pedophila apologetics and advocacy. He started victimizing younger boys in his early teens, and dealt with several accusations of sexual assault throughout high school. His execution was somewhat controversial, as Goode was cognitively disabled and had the mentality of a young child.
5. James Adams (~1962-1984, electric chair): During a burglary of a ranch, Adams beat the owner, 61 year old Edgar Brown, to death with a firepoker stick. Several of the undisclosed items Adams stole in the robbery were discovered in his wife's car. Prior to the murder, Adams had a rape conviction that gave him a 99 year sentence, but he managed to escape from prison.
6. Carl Shriner (~1962-1984, electric chair): Shriner shot and killed Judith Carter, a 32 year old clerk, while robbing a convenience store. He was involved with petty crimes since he was 8 years old, and Shriner was on parole for armed robbery at the time of the murder.
7. David Washington (1976-1984, electric chair): Washington started his crime spree by fatally stabbing a minister, 69 year old Daniel Pridgen, during a robbery of his home. A few days later, he broke into a home that had 64 year old Katrina Birk and her 3 sister in laws inside. He tied up all four women, and stabbed and shot them. Birk was killed, but her sister in laws survived with crippling injuries. The day after Birk's murder, Washington and his accomplices kidnapped 20 year old Frank Meli from a university, tied him to a bed, and tried extorting a ransom from his family. When that failed, he stabbed his captive to death. In his 10 day long murder and robbery spree, Washington stole jewelry, a car, an undisclosed amount of some money from Pridgen, and $8 from Birk and her sister in laws.
8. Ernest Dobbert Jr. (1972-1984, electric chair): Dobbert routinely tortured his children with beatings, poking their eyes with his fingers, dunking their heads in bathtubs, and burnings with cigarette lighters. Two of them, 9 year old Kelly and 7 year old Ryder, were strangled to death during one of his daily beatings and torture sessions.
9. James Henry (~1965-1984, electric chair): Henry invaded the home of Zellie Riley, a 81 year old Civil Rights activist. He tied up and gagged Riley, slit his throat with a razor blade, and stole $64. A few days later, Henry shot and wounded detective Ronald Ferguson in a confrontation. He previously shot and injured a man in one incident and non fatally stabbed a man in another, and alleged in both cases that the circumstances were self defense. However, the apparent victims made identical claims that Henry was trying to rob them.
10. Timothy Palmes (1976-1984, electric chair): Palmes used his girlfriend to lure her employer, a 41 year old furniture store owner named James Stone, to her apartment and knocked him unconscious with a hammer. Palmes and his other accomplice, Ronald Straight, bound him with wire and locked Stone in a wooden box they specifically made for him. They tortured their captive by slowly cutting his fingers off, and stabbed him 18 times with a machete and knife. The trio dumped Stone's body (which was still trapped in the box) into a river and stole his watch, car, and $2,800 from his store. Palmes tried to blame the killing entirely on his girlfriend, but she was granted immunity in exchange for testifying against him and Straight.
11. James Raulerson (1975-1985, electric chair): Raulerson and his accomplice robbed a restaurant at gunpoint, and raped one of the female employees. When the responding officers arrived at the scene, the pair engaged in a shootout with them. Both Raulerson's accomplice and a policeman, 23 year old Michael Stewart, were killed in the skirmish.
12. Johnny Witt (1973-1985, electric chair): Witt and his accomplice frequently stalked random people they could in the woods, as they were thrilled by the prospect of hunting other human beings. On a whim, the pair ambushed 11 year old Jonathan Kushner while he was riding his bike. They incapacitated Kushner by hitting him in the head with a drill star bit and gagged him. After they tossed him in the back of their truck, Kushner suffocated on the gag. Witt and his accomplice then cut the boy's stomach open to prevent bloating, engaged in intercourse with his body, and buried Kushner in a shallow grave.
13. Marvin Francois (1977-1985, electric chair): During what is now called the "Carol City massacre", Francois and two other men, Beauford White and John Ferguson, forced their way into a drug house. They tied up the 8 men and women inside (who were all between 24-45 years old), and shot them all in the head. Only two of the victims, 45 year old Johnnie Hall and 24 year old Margaret Wooden, survived. A total of $800 was stolen in the attack. Accomplice Ferguson (who was executed in 2013) also committed a series of unrelated murders that Francois wasn't involved with. These crimes are discussed in depth under Fergusonā€™s section (case 78) in Part 2 of this list.
14. Daniel Thomas (1976-1986, electric chair): Thomas and his accomplices, dubbed the "Ski Mask Gang" by the media, went on a rampage that involved the burglaries of 16 homes and the rapes of 5 women. The husband of one of those women, 49 year old Charles Anderson, was shot dead in an attempt to protect her. Other murders attributed to the Gas Mask Gang include 20 year old Henry Kersey (shot to death while trying to defend his wife, who was then tossed off a bridge) and 70 year old Tessie Henderson (succumbed to injuries received in a beating). Another woman was blinded after members of the Ski Mask Gang poured liquid plumber into her eyes.
15. David Funchess (1973-1986, electric chair): Fuchess was fired from a liquor store due to the owners suspecting him of stealing money. A year later, he assaulted his former workplace with a knife. He stabbed two employees, 62 year old Bertha McLeod and 52 year old Anna Waldrop, and a customer, 56 year old Clayton Ragan. Waldrop and Ragan were killed at the scene, while McLeod died from complications relating to her injuries two years after the attack. Fuchess left the store with several canceled checks that total around $6,000. He had several misdemeanors and minor felonies on his previous record that included theft, loitering, obstructing traffic, public intoxication, and disturbing the peace. Fuchess also attracted some public sympathy due to him being a Vietnam combat veteran that was diagnosed with PTSD.
16. John Straight (1976-1986, electric chair): As mentioned in Timothy Palmes' section, Straight took part in the torture murder of David Stone, and the robbery of his furniture store.
17. Beauford White (~1963-1987, electric chair): White was another participant in the "Carol City massacre" that the previously mentioned Marvin Francois was involved in. He had a lengthy criminal history dating back to the 1960s, and one of his past convictions was related to an attempted rape.
18. Willie Darden (~1970s-1988, electric chair): Darden was convicted of the shooting death of 54 year old James Turman and the non fatal shooting of a 16 year old neighbor while robbing Turman's Furniture Store. Turman's wife was also raped in the robbery. Some supporters had citied that he was tried by an all white jury, and used it to push a narrative that Darden, a black man, was condemned out of racism. He had several previous convictions, which included assault, forgery, theft, and the attempted rape of a 70 year old woman. Darden was on furlough for the latter conviction during the time of Turman's murder.
19. Jeffrey Daugherty (1976-1988, electric chair): While on a road trip with his uncle and girlfriend, Daugherty murdered at least 4 women and one man, 68 year old Carmen Abrams, 50 year old Betty Campbell, 49 year old Lavonne Sailer, 28 year old Elizabeth Shank, and 18 year old George Karns. The victims were slain through either shootings or stabbings at grocery stores, gas stations, and restaurants they worked at, but Sailer was attacked while hitchhiking. Daugherty mostly murdered for personal enjoyment, but he often stole coins, clothes, and watches from the victims.
20. Theodore Bundy (~1970s(?)-1989, electric chair): Across multiple states, Bundy kidnapped, raped, and murdered a bare minimum of ~20-36 females between the ages of 12-26. Although his true body count is uncertain and heavily disputed, most experts agree that it well exceeds official estimates. Bundy's abduction tactics were diverse, and ranged from grabbing targets by force, pretending to be a cripple in need of help, posing as emergency workers, seduction, and luring them in through hitchhiking. On some occasions, Bundy broke into the residences of victims, and assaulted them in their bedrooms. After an abduction, the victims were bound with handcuffs, raped while they were alive, and he engaged in acts of necrophila with their bodies. Most of his killing methods were strangulations with cords or beatings with tire irons and other blunt instruments. Several victims were also decapitated, and he kept their heads as trophies. Bundy disposed of corpses by dumping them in deserts, mountains, swamps, and other remote wilderness environments accessible to him.
21. Aubrey Adams Jr. (1978-1989, electric chair): Adams lured 8 year old Trisa Thomley into his car by offering her a ride home from school. He tied the girl up and dragged her to a remote forest. She was then raped and suffocated with a plastic bag.
22. Jesse Tafero (~1960s-1990, electric chair): A pair of patrolmen, 39 year old Phillip Black and 39 year old Donald Irwin (who was also a Canadian constable), found Tafero sleeping in his car with his wife, their children (which consisted of a 9 year old son and a 10 month old daughter), and a friend. What exactly occurred next is heavily disputed, but Tafero or his friend shot both officers dead, after they noticed a gun on the dashboard and asked the group to climb out. The group then fled in a police car, disposed of it, and kidnapped a man to carjack him. Tafero's execution was controversial, as his head caught on fire during the electrocution, and his supporters cited evidence of his friend (who was sentenced to life, but was released in 1994 on good behavior) being the triggerman in the shootings. He also had a long history of armed robbery, rape, and sodomy. Tafero's wife was initially condemned for the murder, but her sentence was reduced to 25 years to life on appeal in 1981, and was released with an Alford Plea in 1992.
23. Anthony Bertolotti (1983-1990, electric chair): Bertolotti enticed 46 year old Carol Ward into his home with the promise of helping her make a phone call. He held Ward at knife point, demanded money, and raped her. She was stabbed to death during the assault, and Bertolotti drove away with her car. In the trial, Bertolotti alleged that Ward offered him sex in exchange for stopping the robbery, and used it to claim that his angry girlfriend made him kill her for it.
24. James Hamblen (1984-1990, electric chair): Hamblen shot and killed 34 year old Laureen Edwards during a robbery of her store. Despite forcing Edwards to disrobe, Hamblen left he unmolested. He then fled to Texas and quickly started a relationship with 20 year old Debbie Abbott. A month later, Hamblen shot Abbott dead during a heated argument.
25. Raymond Clark (~1964-1990, electric chair): In 1964, Clark beat Marshell Taylor, his landlord's 14 year old son that he groomed and abused, to death with a pipe. After his parole at an undisclosed date in the 70s, Clark groomed another 14 year old boy into an illicit relationship. He recruited him in the abduction of David Drake, a 49 year scrap dealer. With the boy's help, he kidnapped their victim at gunpoint with the intentions of ransoming him back to his family. The pair forced Drake to write them a $5,000 check, and shot him in the head. When he wasn't able to cash in the check, Clark dropped his accomplice off at his home to avoid being charged with the boy's kidnapping, fled to California, and tried to trick Drake's family into paying his ransom. However, a series of calls was traced to his accomplice, and he implicated Clark to the police.
26. Roy Harich (1981-1991, electric chair): Harich kidnapped two teenage girls, 18 year old Carlene Kelly and 17 year old Deborah Miller, after luring them into his van from a beach. The pair were then both sexually assaulted. He shot Kelly dead, slit Miller's throat, and dumped them on a highway. Miller survived the attack and dragged herself to safety.
27. Bobby Francis (~1970s-1991, electric chair): Suspecting him of being a police informant against his drug trafficking enterprise, Francis abducted 35 year old Titus Walters. He tied him up and forcibly injected drano and battery acid into his body for a span of two hours. Despite Walters' pleas for his life, Francis shot him in the head and heart.
28. Nollie Martin (1977-1992, electric chair): Martin and his accomplice robbed a convenience store at knifepoint, stole $90, and kidnapped the clerk, 19 year old Patricia Greenfield. She was then raped and stabbed to death by her captors.
29. Edward Kennedy (~1977-1992, electric chair): In 1977, Kennedy and some partners shot and killed 33 year old Robert Brown, during a robbery of a motel. He was given a life sentence for the murder. Four years later, Kennedy escaped from prison. While on the run, he broke into a house in hopes of stealing money and guns. The homeowner, 32 year old Floyd Cone Jr. returned home with his cousin, 35 year old Robert McDermon (who worked as a state trooper), and unwittingly intercepted Kennedy. He shot them both dead, fled to a neighboring home, and took a 21 year old woman and her 4 month old son hostage. After a hour long standoff, Kennedy released his captives and surrendered himself to the police.
30. Robert Henderson (~1964-1998, electric chair): In December of 1982, Henderson went on a month long rampage across 6 states. He raped, robbed, and murdered a total of 12 people between the ages of 11-79 through shootings. Three of the victims where his wife's parents, 61 year old Ivan and 57 year old Marie Barnett, and her 11 year old brother Clifford. A few other victims were women, like 50 year old Dorothy Wilkinson, 37 year old Cheryl McDonald, 30 year old Jerilyn Stanfield, and 21 year old Lucinda Russell, that were kidnapped from their workplaces and homes and raped. A couple more were men, such as 79 year old Murray Ferderbe and 61 year old Sam Corrent, that he killed while robbing their homes and businesses. Henderson's last remaining murders were a trio of hitchhikers, 27 year old Vernon Odom, 23 year old Frances Dickey, and 18 year old Robert Dawson, that he killed together. Last but not least, Henderson bound an unidentified woman and her 12 year old daughter at gunpoint during a break in of their home. After Henderson raped the mother, he tried to do the same to her daughter. The mother then broke free from her restraints, and chased him away from her home. Contemporary media reports noted that the mother "fought harder for her daughter then she did for herself." Henderson had prior convictions of growing marijuana, assaulting officers, and stealing license plates.
31. Larry Johnson (1979-1993, electric chair): During the robbery of a gas station, Johnson shot and killed the clerk, 67 year old James Hadden. Like David Funchess, Johnson enjoyed a considerable amount of public sympathy due to him being a combat veteran of the Vietnam War.
32. Michael Durocher (1983-1993, electric chair): In 1983, Durocher made an agreement with his girlfriend, 31 year old Grace Reed, to conduct a murder-suicide pact involving her 5 year old daughter Candace and their 6 month old son Joshua. Although he shot and stabbed them all to death, Durocher backed out of his end of the pact. He later shot dead 27 year old Thomas Underwood while robbing a decorating story in 1986, and beat his roommate, 38 year old Edward Childers, to death during an argument in 1988.
33. Roy Stewart (1978-1994, electric chair): 77 year old Margaret Haizlip invited Stewart into her home. When she caught Stewart stealing a gold watch from her medicine drawer, Haizlip tried to evict him. In the confrontation, Stewart raped and strangled her to death with an electrical cord. Her body was found with 8 broken ribs, a fractured larynx, bite marks on her thighs and breasts, several contusions, and a torn vagina.
34. Bernard Bolender (~1970s-1995, electric chair): In a drug deal gone wrong, Bolender and two accomplices abducted their dealers, 39 year old John Merino, 38 year old Rudy Ayan, 33 year old Nicomedes Hernandez, and 25 year old Scott Bennett, at gunpoint, and robbed them of their jewelry. All four men were beaten with baseball bats, stabbed, and burned with heated knifes to extort an additional source of cocaine from them. Most of the hostages died in the 2 hour long torture session, but Merino was still alive when Bolender burned him and the other hostages' bodies in a car. Although most of his criminal history is murky, Bolender was heavily involved in the drug trade during the 1970s at the bare minimum.
35. Jerry White (~1962-1995, electric chair): White robbed a grocery store, and held the owner, 53 year old Alex Alexander, and a trio of customers (which consisted of 34 year old James Melson, an unidentified man, and the man's 12 year old daughter) at gunpoint. He shot and killed Melson, wounded Alexander, and tried forcing the father and daughter into a freezer. When the pair refused, White tried to shot them, but his gun misfired. The man and his daughter were able to flee with their lives and called the police, while White ran off with $338. White had 9 previous convictions, which included attempted murder, armed robbery, theft, and burglary, and was first arrested at the age of 14.
36. Phillip Atkins (1981-1995, electric chair): Atkins kidnapped 6 year old Antonio Castillo and molested him in a forest. When Castillo threatened to tell his parents about the abuse, Atkins bludgeoned him to death with a pipe.
37. John Bush (~1970s-1996, electric chair): Bush and three other men kidnapped 18 year old Frances Slater from a gas station she worked as a clerk at. They stabbed her to death and stole $100 from the register. Slater's murder attracted national attention due to her being the granddaughter and heiress of renowned singer Frances Langford and the outboard motor mongrel Ralph Evinrude. Bush's previous convictions include rape and robbery.
38. John Mills Jr. (1982-1996, electric chair): Mills and his accomplice tied up and abducted 30 year old Les Lawhon after ransacking his trailer for any valuables. They took him to a nearby abandoned airport to hideout. Lawhon then was beaten with a tire iron and shot in the head execution style.
39. Pedro Medina (1982-1997, electric chair): Medina tied up and gagged 52 year old Dorothy James in her home. He stabbed her to death and stole her car, which he was captured sleeping in by investigating police officers. His execution was a source of controversy, as Medina's head burst into flames as he was electrocuted on the chair. Medina's case and similar incidents led to Florida gradually phasing out of the electric chair in favor of lethal injection.
40. Gerald Stano (~1960s-1998, electric chair): Stano was convicted of murdering 22 women and girls between the ages of 12-35, though he admitted to 41, and is suspected of a total of 88 killings. His victims were all lured with promises of rides, payment for sexual favors, or abducted through force. The methods he used were diverse, and included drownings, shootings, stabbings, and strangulations. Most of the sources noted that none of his victims were raped, and that Stano seemed to have murdered out of an enjoyment for killing. As a child, Stano was charged with fasley pulling fire alarms at school and throwing rocks at cars. He was also fired for stealing from coworkers in one of his jobs.
41. Leo Jones (1981-1998, electric chair): Supposedly out of revenge for being brutalized by policemen, Jones was convicted of killing Thomas Szafranski, a 28 year old officer, in a sniper attack. Szafranski was driving his patrol car when he was ambushed and murdered. His execution was contested, as Jones claimed that he was coerced into confessing by investigators through beatings, and one of the apparent witnesses allegedly recounted his testimony.
42. Judy Buenoano (~1957-1998, electric chair): Over the course of 11 years, Buenoano poisoned her husband, 32 year old James Goodyear, her son, 19 year old Michael, and her boyfriend, 39 year old Bobby Morris with arsenic to collect their life insurance policies. She also made an attempt to poison another boyfriend after he was injured in a suspicious explosion, but was foiled by a police investigation. As a young girl, Buenoano assaulted her father, stepmother, and stepbrothers, and served a two month sentence for it.
43. Daniel Remeta (1985-1998, electric chair): Remeta and his accomplices shot and killed 5 people, 60 year old Mehrle Reeder, 55 year old Glenn Moore, 42 year old Linda Marvin, 29 year old John Schroeder, and 27 year old Larry McFarland, across Kansas, Arkansas, and Florida. The victims were all murdered in convenience store, restaurant, and gas station robberies.
44. Allen Davis (~1970s-1999, electric chair): Davis broke into a home with the intentions of raping 9 year old Kristina Weiler. Although no sexual assault occurred, Davis tied Kristina up and shot her in the head. He also struck her pregnant mother, 37 year old Nancy, 25 times on her head and face with his pistol, and left the body "bruised beyond recognition." When Kristina's sister, 5 year old Katherine, tried to escape, Davis shot and bludgeoned her to death. He then sacked the home for any belongings. Davis was a long time felon, and had several previous convictions of burglary, child molestation, and involuntary manslaughter. His execution caused significant controversy, as his nose bled all over his body during the fatal shocks, and he suffered burns to his legs, head, and groin. The backlash, combined with other botched incidents like Pedroa Medina and Jesse Tafero, resulted in Florida replacing the electric chair with lethal injection.
45. Terry Sims (1977-2000, lethal injection): George Pfeil, a 57 year old deputy and WW2 veteran, walked into a pharmacy that Sims and his 3 accomplices were robbing, to pick up a prescription. Upon seeing what was happening, Pfeil pulled out his gun and engaged the robbers, but was killed by them in the shootout. Although Sims was injured, he managed to escape the scene, and was captured a month later while trying to carry out another robbery in California.
46. Anthony Bryan (1983-2000, lethal injection): Bryan and his accomplice kidnapped a night watchman, 60 year old George Wilson, and used his keys to rob a bank he guarded. They drove Wilson to a remote forest and shot him in the head. The pair dumped his body in a creek and drove their car into a lake to destroy any evidence.
47. Bennie Demps (~1971-2000, lethal injection): Demps received his first death sentence in 1971 when he shot and killed a real estate agent, 54 year old Robert Brinkworth, and his client, 64 year old Celia Puhlick, while the victims were trying to engage in a house sale. He also wounded Celia's husband, 62 year old Nicholas, and stole a safe from the house. However, his first death sentence was lifted from the brief nationwide capital punishment ban from the Furman decision. Two years after his first death sentence was commuted, Demps was given a second death sentence when he fatally stabbed another inmate, 23 year old Alfred Sturgis, on the behalf of the Perjury Incorporated prison gang. Sturgis was in prison for murder, and he was targeted due to Perjury Incorporated's suspicions of him of being an informant.
48. Thomas Provenzano (1984-2000, lethal injection): In retaliation for being charged for disorderly conduct months earlier, Provenzano stormed a courthouse, and shot and killed Arnold Wilkerson, a 60 year old deputy that was a veteran of WW2, Korea, and Vietnam, on the scene. Two more policemen, 53 year old Harry Dalton Jr. and 19 year old Mark Parker, were also hit by gunfire, and they both died from complications relating to their injuries years after the attack.
49. Dan Hauser (1995-2000, lethal injection): Out of a desire to kill somebody, Huser enticed a stripper, 21 year old Melanie Rodrigues, into a motel room with the promise of payment for sexual services. After they had intercourse, he strangled her to death. Hauser was also caught stealing a truck months before the murder.
50. Edward Castro (1986-2000, lethal injection): Castro lured three homosexual men, 57 year old Austin Scott, 50 year old George Hill, and 46 year old Claude Henderson, from gay bars. The victims were all tied up and stabbed to death in their homes. After each killing, Castro left with valuables such as cars, watches, rings, money, and wallets.
51. Robert Glock II (1983-2001, lethal injection): Glock kidnapped 34 year old Sharilyn Ritchie from a mall parking lot and forced her to withdraw $100 from an ATM. He then drove Ritchie to a forest 60 miles away and shot her in the head. Ritchie's wedding ring and purse was also stolen in the attack.
52. Rigoberto Sanchez-Velasco (1986-2002, lethal injection): Sanchez-Velasco raped and fatally strangled Katixa Ecenarro, his girlfriend's 11 year old daughter. While awaiting execution for Ecenarro's murder, Sanchez-Velasco got into a fight with fellow condemned inmates, 41 year old Charles Street and 30 year old Edwin Kaprat, and stabbed them both to death. Kaprat received a death sentence for the sexual abuse and torture-killings of 4 elderly women, while Street was sentenced to death for the shooting murders of two police officers.
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2024.05.17 21:15 larakf Vlog Recap: Our Kids Meet Their Baby Brother For The First Time

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ā€œIsnā€™t that crazy?ā€ - Cole/Cody/Colon Nope. Itā€™s not. Babies happen when you intentionally have sex in hopes of creating one.
Baby no 5 = 8 lbs 10 oz, Sacā€™s biggest baby.
In a new room, they eat and get ready for the kids to come in the morning. They say they donā€™t have a name yet. Probably a lie, but their way of avoiding us leaking a name once again - like we did with Z and S.
The siblings (higher wage earners) have arrived for a visit with Grandmomager Gingivitis who is likely only mildly interested as E is her only real profitable grandchild/highest wage earnethe one she lives vicariously through. (She once dreamed of this kind of fame, but Chantelle couldnā€™t hack it). The litter is excited, as they follow Cole along listening to the sounds of his poor speech and baby talking.
ā€œHey, this is where mommy pushed out the baby, down here. Itā€™s so exciting!ā€ -Cole ā€”ā€” Maybe if theyā€™re lucky heā€™ll show them her torn up vagina next! (Bad joke, made me laugh). Itā€™s just that he sounds so ridiculous. All the kids are excited, and E is especially excited to meet her new sistermom client. They walk in, in awe, because - baby. They all want to hold him, and theyā€™re all going to take turns. Cole says, in a baby voice, that they have to wash their hands. Then they will hold ā€œowdest to youngestā€ (still in baby voice because he must think that kids canā€™t understand him if he talks like an adult).
Someone (Z or P) points out the bathtub and Cole says some people like to have babies in there. ā€œIsnā€™t that crazy?ā€ Cole asks the kids if they should take the baby home or leave him in there. Then he asks, ā€œHow do we have 5 kids?ā€ Unprotected sex, Cole.
Cole tells the kids heā€™s proud of them for being ā€˜little peopleā€™ and waiting without fighting. Then they tell Zealand the baby will play soccer with him one day. Sunday crams her hands in the babyā€™s face. She then proceeds to scale the windowsill to repeatedly jump off of it.
The babyā€™s name isā€¦ Obviously not announced in this vlog because a baby is a peighdeigh. This is ultimately no more than several minutes of predictable content with no information.
Stay tuned (to us, not them)!
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2024.05.17 18:40 QueenOfZion My vagina smells great, but tastes horrid šŸ˜­ please read, i canā€™t find answers anywhere and i feel alone

QUICK UPDATE- FINALLY FOUND A REDDIT POST ON WHAT IM TALKING OUT.!! the comments are SUPER helpful https://www.reddit.com/TheGirlSurvivalGuide/s/r760GNq2QU
iā€™ve searched this high and low and i canā€™t find anything on it. pleaaaseee let me know if you have heard something like this, have this ā€œissueā€ yourself, or have been with someone who is similar
OK, first off my vulva smells amazing (and by amazing i mean it smells like absolutely nothing for a while after iā€™ve showered) my actual vagina itā€™s self rarely smells like much, extremely slight scent sometimes but youā€™d have to be sniffing around purposely to notice it.
i know what my own vagina tastes like because iā€™ve tasted my wetness and have kissed men after they preform oral. i donā€™t necessarily think itā€™s tastes bad, but it leaves a WACK ass smell on my breath/ his breath
let me explain what i mean. the taste itself is salty and (thereā€™s a hint of something else ā€¦? not sweet, maybe a little bitter is the word im looking for? or a hinge of sweat?) i personally do not think i taste bad. not delicious but definitely super bearable, i feel like it tastes prettyā€¦ normal?
HOWEVER, the SMELL my juices leave in my boyfriendā€™s mouth after he goes down is extremely pungent? the best way i can describe it is that slightly shocking feeling you get when you smell and onion. maybe similar to a strong sharp smell you get in your vulva after not washing for 2+ days? it is not a good smell like at all, itā€™s even a little bit icky to me. but i donā€™t understand how the vagina breath smells so horrid when my vagina itself barely has a smell + tastes salty (which i think is decently normal) i know this is coming from my wetness specifically because my vaginal walls taste sour (i have confirmed this by giving oral after sex and also from a finger test. i also read online that sour is normal if someone can confirm that lol ) and that sourness only stays on the walls, itā€™s never tasted during oral.
anyways, my boyfriend was eager to go down on me when we slept together the first time. but later told me he doesnā€™t enjoy oral and doesnā€™t like the taste of vagina in general. i think he didnā€™t want to single me out from his past partners because he didnā€™t want to make me feel bad. but anyways, after the first time he gave me oral, i was making out with him after (i like to check) and it tasted like it usually does and left that wack smell on his breath like it has with all my previous partners (he had also asked me when we were kissing after if the taste didnā€™t bother me)
itā€™s been like this since i can remember so i honestly just figured that it was normal. but now that i think of it, none of my partners have been extremely fond of giving me oral :/ so im starting to realize that maybe my normal, is not actually that normal.
anyways, please tell me what you think? is it ā€œnormalā€? is it just my natural taste and the way i will taste forever? and, what tips can any of you give me for improvement? i am open to diet changes if you can give me some tips on what i should be eating to help.
also, my lady bits are 100% healthy, i just did a full panel swab with my gyno and she said everything is good, so i donā€™t think is has anything to do with infections
IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG, I WANTED TO BE AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE IM SO LOST AND HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND SOMETHING SIMILAR ONLINE
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2024.05.17 08:49 jonaskoelker Rewatcher's diary: Season 2, episodes 11 to 14

Previously, on rewatcher's diary: https://www.reddit.com/buffy/comments/1crl8ks/rewatchers_diary_season_2_episodes_8_to_10/
On today's menu: Ted (2x11), Bad Eggs (2x12), Surprise (2x13), Innocence (2x14).
The quick thoughts: Ted is better than I thought, Bad Eggs proves that even bad Buffy is good TV, I was too tired watching Surprise and Innocence but they're as great as I remember them. On to me having too random thoughts, in a random order.
Ted
Bad Eggs
Surprise
Innocence
Updated episode tier list
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2024.05.17 02:11 JohannGoethe Have an objection to EAN theory? Then reply or comment in civil manner and you will get a coherent response. Otherwise you will get the ghost šŸ‘» (no reply, temp ban, or perm-ban).

Have an objection to EAN theory? Then reply or comment in civil manner and you will get a coherent response. Otherwise you will get the ghost šŸ‘» (no reply, temp ban, or perm-ban).
Abstract
(add)
Overview
A perm-banned user who messaged (16 May A69) mod-mail:
Since you quoted Wallis Budge for support of Horus being the first god, why don't you tell me what page I can find it on? Are you afraid of me looking at the context?
Wsjr (not Usir) is the Egyptian God of the Underworld. Osiris is the Hellenized version of his name, which is the one mainly used.
I never found out that Giml isn't a boomerang stick: you just said that anyone who said that was wrong. I also never said that Giml was a BOOMERANG, I said a "Throwing Stick". The ancient Egyptians used throwing sticks to hunt small game and waterfowl, as seen in several wall paintings. The 18th-dynasty pharaoh Tutankhamun was a known lover of duck hunting and used the throwing stick in his hunts, and a number of throwing sticks were found in the tombs of pharaohs. This is from numerous archeological digs across Egypt, which has so much archeological evidence there that there is an entire field dedicated to studying it. In order for the thousands of Egyptologists who have dedicated their entire lives to studying small fraction of this evidence to make any sense, they have to be more accurate than a random electrochemical engineer who uses an obnoxious amount of emojis and whose main achievement in life is founding a wiki that is used less than its own subreddit and a calendar nobody uses.
You said Beth was the House of Horus and Osiris, and flat out admitted that it originated from the hieroglyph symbol for a house. But when I pointed out that your theory was bullshit, you changed it so that the top part is Nut's breasts and the bottom part is her vagina. You also change it so that it is derived from š“‡Æ, which is the hieroglyph for "nfr", meaning "beauty" or "goodness". š“†„ is the glyph for "neb", which means "lord" or "master".
Your use of a source from 197A (1758) and having to draw Geb's boner on the drawing of another god to show how giml originated (which is upside down and facing the wrong way) perfectly demonstrates why nobody takes you seriously.
You are a miserable failure. You permanently ban me because I was merely replying to your idiotic claims, and because swearing is too angry ("You are only allowed to be PASSIVE-aggressive here!"). But guess what? Banning me won't erase your strawman usage. Block this email, it won't change the fact that you don't have any education on Ancient Egypt that's provable. Using fancy language (ex: instead of a simple "No swearing because I don't like it", you use the vomit-inducingly obnoxious "It behooves the state of my space-time existence šŸš§ NOT to engage in dialogue with those who drop either the S-bomb šŸ’£, the C-bomb šŸ’£, or other DL red flag šŸš© terms") won't hide the fact that you're a pseudointellectual who nobody cares about.
You're a villain alright: you're just not a super one.
My reaction: šŸ‘» (no reply).
Other
Original perm-ban message to this user:
https://preview.redd.it/8yfpjdu2mv0d1.jpg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6829d90640d17db19d196c5a5282c8c0bb11c535
Notes
  1. I just posted this as note to everyone else, who might be interested in discussion, as an example of how not to engage in dialogue and discussion in the EAN subs.
  2. Generally, as seems to be the case, once someone exemplifies the MO of previous banned users, they get assigned to that pattern, and ghosted šŸ‘». It is a matter limited time constraints. In early year of the EAN sub launch, we entertained the humorous discussions between these ā€œbanned MO typesā€, and maybe some interesting things resulted, but in the end it wasted a lot of space time, around dialogue spinning down the sewer drain šŸ•³ļø .
  3. In short, if have an ā€œobjection to theoryā€, then reply or comment in civil manner, and you will get a coherent reply.
  4. I addd post as new rule #3 to sub. The sub limit is 15-rules. I have no doubt we will max the sub rules list out soon! There are 49+ Hmolpedia subs on Reddit, and Alphanumerics is the ā€œhot zoneā€, so to say, for some very strange reason?
  5. The highest perm-ban rate was: 3-users / week about two-months ago. I can only imagine this sub will be when we get to a rate of 5+ users / week perm-banned?
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2024.05.16 16:46 thatasianketoguy Should You Feel Ashamed as an OnlyFans Chatter? Is It the Sex Work or the Potential for Fraud That Raises Concerns?

Should You Feel Ashamed as an OnlyFans Chatter? Is It the Sex Work or the Potential for Fraud That Raises Concerns?

Technology Behind Sex Work

Should You Feel Ashamed as an OnlyFans Chatter? Is It the Sex Work or the Potential for Fraud That Raises Concerns?

Itā€™s complicated

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Years ago, in the early days of online chat, I found myself caught up in a web of deception. This happened many moons ago, every day at 8 a.m. Manila time, which was 8 p.m. Eastern Time, I would wait until Russell went online. He was from New York and a fireman.
And he always did, right on the dot.
There were no apps then, all we had was Yahoo Messenger.
Iā€™m not proud of what I did ā€” it just happened. It was supposed to be a one-time chat, but instead, it went on for months, until I had to come clean and tell him the truth: that I wasnā€™t the woman in the photo I sent him.
I didnā€™t even know there was a word for it back then ā€” catfishing.
Of course, when the truth was out, and when I never heard from him again, even if there was never money involved, which means I didnā€™t defraud him in exchange for sex work ā€” I remember not only feeling hurt for a long time.
I felt awful for what I did ā€” I lied and pretended to be someone else.

OnlyFans Chatter

The Truth About OnlyFans
These days catfishing has taken a new direction, and it is pervasive in the world of online sex work, with the popularity of OnlyFans it gave birth to an army of impersonators known as ā€œchatters.ā€
It isn't easy to make money online, especially from writing. Anyone who promises you can make X amount if you buy their writing course is selling you not only lies but snake oil, and thereā€™s a word for it ā€” scam.
But Iā€™m not here to preach, Iā€™m here to understand.
I was surprised that my story on sugar dating, and sex work started to have readers. Are people interested in what goes on behind sugar dating apps, with sugar daddies, or mommies? Or is it because sex work, while it remains taboo, is a topic we all like to explore behind the dark walls of our privacy?
Online sex work had exploded.
We hear a lot of success stories, horrid tales, and even crimes that happen in the industry.
A booming industry in countries like the Philippines is an online work that nobody really talks about. If you happen to find yourself enticed to become an OnlyFans chatter, think again. Not only have you entered the rabbit hole of sex work, but you have essentially become a fraudster and in the Philippines, both are considered crimes.
OnlyFans models, many of whom started creating content to survive during the pandemic, soon discovered that there is so much money out there, and as always money brings out the worst in all of us.
To make more money as an OnlyFans model, you need more subscribers or to convince your existing fans to buy more content. While an OnlyFans subscription is only the beginning, the sky is the limit as to how much an OnlyFans model can make ā€” and there lies the gray area of OnlyFans.
To scale their businesses, these models started hiring OnlyFans chatters, people willing to work for pittance in the hope they could make sales that would mean higher commissions from the models.
And what do they sell?
The OnlyFans modelā€™s exclusive content, which can be as basic as a sex video or a special fetish request from a paying subscriber. As an OnlyFans chatter, you pretend to be the model, you become her even if you are a male chatter.
On the other side of the chat, the victim doesn't know he isn't talking to the OnlyFans model but worse to someone who is thousands of miles away, hired as a chatter from a poor country like the Philippines.
Worse still, the poor male fan doesn't know he could even be talking to another man pretending to be a woman.

The insidious economy of scale

Technology Behind Sex Work

Should You Feel Ashamed as an OnlyFans Chatter? Is It the Sex Work or the Potential for Fraud That Raises Concerns?

Itā€™s complicated

Photo by RDNE Stock project:
Years ago, in the early days of online chat, I found myself caught up in a web of deception. This happened many moons ago, every day at 8 a.m. Manila time, which was 8 p.m. Eastern Time, I would wait until Russell went online. He was from New York and a fireman.
And he always did, right on the dot.
There were no apps then, all we had was Yahoo Messenger.
Iā€™m not proud of what I did ā€” it just happened. It was supposed to be a one-time chat, but instead, it went on for months, until I had to come clean and tell him the truth: that I wasnā€™t the woman in the photo I sent him.
I didnā€™t even know there was a word for it back then ā€” catfishing.
Of course, when the truth was out, and when I never heard from him again, even if there was never money involved, which means I didnā€™t defraud him in exchange for sex work ā€” I remember not only feeling hurt for a long time.
I felt awful for what I did ā€” I lied and pretended to be someone else.

OnlyFans Chatter

The Truth About OnlyFans
These days catfishing has taken a new direction, and it is pervasive in the world of online sex work, with the popularity of OnlyFans it gave birth to an army of impersonators known as ā€œchatters.ā€
It isn't easy to make money online, especially from writing. Anyone who promises you can make X amount if you buy their writing course is selling you not only lies but snake oil, and thereā€™s a word for it ā€” scam.
But Iā€™m not here to preach, Iā€™m here to understand.
I was surprised that my story on sugar dating, and sex work started to have readers. Are people interested in what goes on behind sugar dating apps, with sugar daddies, or mommies? Or is it because sex work, while it remains taboo, is a topic we all like to explore behind the dark walls of our privacy?
Online sex work had exploded.
We hear a lot of success stories, horrid tales, and even crimes that happen in the industry.
A booming industry in countries like the Philippines is an online work that nobody really talks about. If you happen to find yourself enticed to become an OnlyFans chatter, think again. Not only have you entered the rabbit hole of sex work, but you have essentially become a fraudster and in the Philippines, both are considered crimes.
OnlyFans models, many of whom started creating content to survive during the pandemic, soon discovered that there is so much money out there, and as always money brings out the worst in all of us.
To make more money as an OnlyFans model, you need more subscribers or to convince your existing fans to buy more content. While an OnlyFans subscription is only the beginning, the sky is the limit as to how much an OnlyFans model can make ā€” and there lies the gray area of OnlyFans.
To scale their businesses, these models started hiring OnlyFans chatters, people willing to work for pittance in the hope they could make sales that would mean higher commissions from the models.
And what do they sell?
The OnlyFans modelā€™s exclusive content, which can be as basic as a sex video or a special fetish request from a paying subscriber. As an OnlyFans chatter, you pretend to be the model, you become her even if you are a male chatter.
On the other side of the chat, the victim doesn't know he isn't talking to the OnlyFans model but worse to someone who is thousands of miles away, hired as a chatter from a poor country like the Philippines.
Worse still, the poor male fan doesn't know he could even be talking to another man pretending to be a woman.

The insidious economy of scale

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Who would have thought the capitalist concept of the economy of scale would find its way into the adult content industry?
Sex work has come a long way. It used to be a one-on-one transaction, today we have platforms like OnlyFans that allow an adult content creator to become a business in itself, never before seen in the history of sex work.
First, let us define the meaning of economy of scale.
Economy of scale, in economics, the relationship between the size of a plant or industry and the lowest possible cost of a product. When a factory increases output, a reduction in the average cost of a product is usually obtained. This reduction is known as economy of scale. ā€” Source
If you become a popular OnlyFans model, you will be surprised to learn that you can run your business 24/7 by employing agencies that in turn hire low-paid contractors in poor countries like the Philippines.
The chat specialists they give you, that was a huge deal for me,ā€ she said. The agency provided a team of contractors whose sole job is to masquerade as the creator while swapping DMs with her subscribers. These textual conversations are meant to be the main way that OnlyFans users can interact with the models they adore. ā€” Source
The OnlyFans ecosystem had evolved from being a mom-and-pop porn business into a billion-dollar platform where 190 million people are checking out their favorite OnlyFans model daily.
It is impossible even for anyone who found relative success in the platform to be able to talk to their fans because if they don't, that is a lost opportunity to further sell their products which usually are recycled adult content videos from their content library.
In a Reddit post of an OnlyFans chatter, the conversation had both its supporters and critics. While some would see their work as harmless, and that they are in sales, some recognize that they have become sex workers and while some become experts at being detached and call it part of their job, some have to learn how to desensitize themselves and focus on how they can make more money rather than check their moral values.
Not only do they have to take the persona of the OnlyFans model, but they also have to be engaging, knowing how to do sex talk which later on will need to progress to mastering the art of upselling, and by this means selling more sex videos from the creator.
As much as some would say it is just another way to make money online, and although they don't do any sexual acts themselves, they have become a sex worker, fraudsters, or both.
In its simplest definition, Sex workers are adults who receive money or goods in exchange for consensual sexual services or erotic performances, either regularly or occasionally.
By that definition, the OnlyFans chatter who engage in sex talk and make money from explicit content have undeniably become sex workers themselves.
And once you find yourself in the industry, it changes who you are, your morals and psyche ā€” it just does. Even when I didnā€™t ask Russell for money, the lies I told him bothered me. I engaged in sex talk, pretended to be a female, and took advantage of Russell's vulnerability.
The whole experience changed who I was.

Final words

In the Philippines, you would even find tutorials on YouTube on how to be accepted as an OnlyFans chatter. There are also exclusive Facebook groups and anonymous Reddit groups where Filipinos would discuss their newfound online work.
A recent article from Wired showed a glimpse into the world of being an OnlyFans chatter, the whole OnlyFans ecosystem, why it had become a multi-billion dollar industry, and how it opened new businesses like chat management firms that hire these contractors.
What is fascinating about the article is that soon, there will be a class action suit against the people behind these chat management companies.
As one lawyer Carey argues, that the managers who run creatorsā€™ accounts are engaging in a type of bait and switch that fits the classic definition of fraud. ā€œWhen you subscribe, the very first thing it says is, ā€˜Have a DM relationship,ā€™ā€ he said. ā€œWell, thatā€™s totally fraudulent ā€¦ Itā€™s an open secret theyā€™re just defrauding people.ā€ ā€” Source
I don't judge anyone who finds themselves working as an OnlyFans chatter ā€” the pay is good, and the likelihood of earning beyond what regular jobs can offer often blurs anyoneā€™s moral judgment especially when you find yourself living in poverty like many of these young people in the Philippines.
OnlyFans has become a multibillion-dollar business, and it claims to be a technology company. Yet it all has the elements of sex work ā€” the sex, the money, and potentially the crime.
They say prostitution is the oldest profession, and in todayā€™s world OnlyFans is sex work 2.0.
I invite you to leave a comment and letā€™s have a conversation about sex work and fraud in the new era of technology.
Thank you for reading.Technology Behind Sex Work

Should You Feel Ashamed as an OnlyFans Chatter? Is It the Sex Work or the Potential for Fraud That Raises Concerns?

Itā€™s complicated

Photo by RDNE Stock project:
Years ago, in the early days of online chat, I found myself caught up in a web of deception. This happened many moons ago, every day at 8 a.m. Manila time, which was 8 p.m. Eastern Time, I would wait until Russell went online. He was from New York and a fireman.
And he always did, right on the dot.
There were no apps then, all we had was Yahoo Messenger.
Iā€™m not proud of what I did ā€” it just happened. It was supposed to be a one-time chat, but instead, it went on for months, until I had to come clean and tell him the truth: that I wasnā€™t the woman in the photo I sent him.
I didnā€™t even know there was a word for it back then ā€” catfishing.
Of course, when the truth was out, and when I never heard from him again, even if there was never money involved, which means I didnā€™t defraud him in exchange for sex work ā€” I remember not only feeling hurt for a long time.
I felt awful for what I did ā€” I lied and pretended to be someone else.

OnlyFans Chatter

The Truth About OnlyFans
These days catfishing has taken a new direction, and it is pervasive in the world of online sex work, with the popularity of OnlyFans it gave birth to an army of impersonators known as ā€œchatters.ā€
It isn't easy to make money online, especially from writing. Anyone who promises you can make X amount if you buy their writing course is selling you not only lies but snake oil, and thereā€™s a word for it ā€” scam.
But Iā€™m not here to preach, Iā€™m here to understand.
I was surprised that my story on sugar dating, and sex work started to have readers. Are people interested in what goes on behind sugar dating apps, with sugar daddies, or mommies? Or is it because sex work, while it remains taboo, is a topic we all like to explore behind the dark walls of our privacy?
Online sex work had exploded.
We hear a lot of success stories, horrid tales, and even crimes that happen in the industry.
A booming industry in countries like the Philippines is an online work that nobody really talks about. If you happen to find yourself enticed to become an OnlyFans chatter, think again. Not only have you entered the rabbit hole of sex work, but you have essentially become a fraudster and in the Philippines, both are considered crimes.
OnlyFans models, many of whom started creating content to survive during the pandemic, soon discovered that there is so much money out there, and as always money brings out the worst in all of us.
To make more money as an OnlyFans model, you need more subscribers or to convince your existing fans to buy more content. While an OnlyFans subscription is only the beginning, the sky is the limit as to how much an OnlyFans model can make ā€” and there lies the gray area of OnlyFans.
To scale their businesses, these models started hiring OnlyFans chatters, people willing to work for pittance in the hope they could make sales that would mean higher commissions from the models.
And what do they sell?
The OnlyFans modelā€™s exclusive content, which can be as basic as a sex video or a special fetish request from a paying subscriber. As an OnlyFans chatter, you pretend to be the model, you become her even if you are a male chatter.
On the other side of the chat, the victim doesn't know he isn't talking to the OnlyFans model but worse to someone who is thousands of miles away, hired as a chatter from a poor country like the Philippines.
Worse still, the poor male fan doesn't know he could even be talking to another man pretending to be a woman.

The insidious economy of scale

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2024.05.16 06:00 Choice_Evidence1983 My (38F) Husband (39M) hid having lunch with a coworker (25F) and said my food was ā€˜tastelessā€™. What do I do?

I am NOT OOP, OOP is u/ThrowRa-Lunch
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My (38F) Husband (39M) hid having lunch with a coworker (25F) and said my food was ā€˜tastelessā€™. What do I do?
Trigger Warnings: emotional affair, verbal abuse, emotional abuse and manipulation
Original Post: May 5, 2024
I want this to be quick. I feel really weird about this and Iā€™m on the verge of asking for a separation.
So, Iā€™ve been with my husband for 15 years, married for 11. Amazing relationship, small bumps of course but nothing like this.
Iā€™ve always made lunch for my husband to take to work, and up until a little over a month ago that was fine. Middle of March he said that a new Turkish food stand opened up outside of his office and that he had been eating lunches there instead because they were good. Alright, no problem.
So he just completely stopped asking for lunches. I had maybe packed 5 during this time frame for him, but Iā€™m not even sure he was eating them now.
So on Thursday I was at home working and I had a phone call from him, thought he was calling during his lunch but he had butt dialled me instead.
At first, I didnā€™t hear much, just him talking to someone, and I was about to hang up until I heard a womanā€™s voice as well. I wouldnā€™t say Iā€™m a jealous person, but I was a little bit curious so I muted my call at work and listened.
It was just standard conversation at first, he was praising this womanā€™s cooking A LOT. Which of course made me realise that he was eating lunch this coworker made. I was a bit peeved but thereā€™s an explanation sure.
Although that went out the fucking window when she said ā€œis it better than your wifeā€™s?ā€ To which he replied ā€œOh yeah, without a doubt. I mean, itā€™s not tasteless for a startā€ followed by laughing.
First of all, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? 15 years of cooking and NOW he has a complaint? And not even to me but some coworker!!
Also, that absolutely isnā€™t innocent on her end right? Iā€™m not crazy in thinking thatā€™s so weird, why even bring me up?
Anyway, I raised hell, ended the call, sent him a message not to ā€˜worry about my tasteless cooking anymoreā€™ and that he ā€˜can eat from the binā€™ from now on.
Hes apologised, said that he loves my food and was just trying to seem cool in front of his coworker. I asked why he lied about where he was getting lunch from, and he said that initially he did get it from that stand, but the coworker started offering and he didnā€™t want to tell me because he thought that I would get jealous (yeah, can you blame me?)
So, Iā€™ve been airing him since. Iā€™m still pissed to be honest, I havenā€™t made him lunch or dinner, only for myself since he said that he dislikes it so much. He said today that heā€™s apologised and that I shouldnā€™t keep punishing him but Iā€™m literally an inch from going to my mums. I have a suitcase with my clothes packed under our bed ready.
Dad thinks it was a stupid comment, but that I should work it out, mum is on my side regardless of my decision. Iā€™m thinking about leaving for a few days at least, maybe a separation but I honestly just want some reassurance if thatā€™s whatā€™s best here?
Relevant Comments
OOP on if this was a one-off situation
OOP: Itā€™s a one off and so insanely weird coming from him. Heā€™s never been that type of person at all. I canā€™t remember a single time hes said something negative about me to myself, never mind to someone else!
He hasnā€™t been suspicious with his phone of behaviour at all. He comes home on time and if heā€™s out with friends I can pretty much confirm it, so Iā€™m not sure. Maybe at most an emotional affair or a crush? But at the moment I donā€™t think heā€™s cheating. I honestly just feel really hurt
OOP on if her husband can cook or not

OOP: He can barely cook, so itā€™d be more of a punishment for me to be honest. Iā€™ve been making him cook for himself since this happened and heā€™s been miserable. Definitely agree with the asshole coworker though, no clue why she had the audacity to try and bring me up like that

I didnā€™t know. Yeah heā€™s apologised, but Iā€™m still pretty hurt over it. Cooking for 15 years just to have him badmouth me sucks. Ideally I want him to cut ties with that coworker of his too for bringing me up. He wonā€™t mention much of her but I feel like sheā€™s just as bad too.
Iā€™m also pretty annoyed he lied to me for a month about the fact that he was eating lunch with this coworker, her lunch too. I donā€™t see why he would
Blue-eagle-23: Has he agreed to stop having lunch with her? Even if she is not hoping to get with him she is certainly not a supporter of your relationship.
OOP: He said that heā€™ll stop having lunch with her and apparently has done since that happened. (Although I have no way of proving this)
the_taco_life: If he's not cheating on you with his much younger coworker, he wants to/is trying to. Man my vagina would dry up and blow away in a puff of dust over such classic creepy older dude behavior.
You're not overreacting. You're under reacting.
OOP: I absolutely feel it drying up already. Itā€™s like everything Iā€™ve found attractive in him has gone. Heā€™s just so plain to me now.
issa_username29: Yeahhhh honestly Iā€™d probably leave for at least a couple of days too, overhearing something like that would piss me off! Has he been weird with his phone or any other communication devices?
OOP: Absolutely nothing! No change in behaviour either. He hasnā€™t been cagey or weird, heā€™s let me use his phone whenever before all of this happened. Heā€™s been completely normal
 
Update May 7, 2024
Iā€™m back. Itā€™s not a great update but you all deserve one for all of the advice you gave me on my last post.
He confirmed that he developed a crush on her, itā€™s an emotional affair at least and thatā€™s all I really need to hear. I sat him down and had a heart to heart with him.
Bottom line are these points.
  • if I hadnā€™t of heard what he said, he most likely would have continued flirting with her, he admitted this himself.
  • he liked the attention, she had bad mouthed me previously (I didnā€™t ask for examples) and he didnā€™t shut it down because he liked it.
  • She has actively been persuing him for over 3 months now, he hadnā€™t put a stop to it until I caught him.
  • The Saturday before last she offered to give him a blowjob during lunch together, he declined, but he told me that he let her feel his muscles over his clothes.
The only reason he said all of this fucking shit was because I was all sweet and I said ā€œI promise, tell me the full truth and we can move on, Iā€™ll forgive you, I just want to knowā€
Right, fuck that. He is packing his bags. This is MY house, and it will be treated as such. I really donā€™t care anymore. If heā€™s seriously deluded himself into thinking this is going to last, he can crack on.
Iā€™m genuinely so angry more than anything. I did everything for him. I make double what he does so I paid all the bills, while we used his money for fun stuff. When we met he had crippling CPTSD and body dysmorphia. I did fucking everything to help him get over it. I dealt with his night terrors every bloody night, despite it ruining my sleep. I reassured him constantly despite not getting it back. All of it without a bloody complaint. You love someone so much just for them to throw you away so easily.
He cried, had a panic attack that I had to calm him down from and is now taking his time packing. He keeps stopping to come into the living room to ask for a hug. I canā€™t even express how disgusted I feel, like I physically canā€™t even look at him anymore.
There was no need, if he was unhappy he should have told me, I donā€™t know why the hell he even felt the need to get some validation from this girl but sure, whatever.
He keeps saying he doesnā€™t know why he did it, but of course he knows, heā€™s just too much of a coward to tell me.
Well whatever, itā€™s done now. Heā€™s leaving, his family is back in Germany so fuck knows who heā€™s staying with, probably her but Iā€™m washing my hands of him.
Thank you for all of the advice you gave me on the last post, so many great ideas that I didnā€™t even end up needing to use because he just down right admitted it all to me.
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Katatonic92: Doesn't know why he did it? Here's my guess based on the info you shared;
  1. You saw him at his weakest & most vulnerable, you are clearly still his backbone judging from his current behaviour. He doesn't get to play the toxic image of manly man to you, in his mind, you are stronger than him. I guarantee he hasn't opened up to her about any vulnerabilities he has, it sounds like she has appealed to the toxic manly man ideal of making food & offering blowjobs to the big, strong muscular man. He gets to inflate his ego in a way he can't with you.
  2. Not only have you emotionally supported him, you are also the main breadwinner, the provider. You cover the bills, the roof over your head, his contribution is the unnecessary fun stuff. This is yet another blow to the toxic manly man's fragile ego. He probably considers himself financially superior to her, his money could hold more "value" to her instead of it just being fun money you won't really miss.
  3. He is older than her, gets to seem like the wiser, more worldly adult of the relationship. He will feel superior to her in every way he feels inferior to you.
  4. He enjoyed the negative comments made about your food, not because they were necessarily true but because it meant you weren't perfect & someone else was validating it. Again, when you are insecure it is easier to find faults be derogatory towards a perceived threat to drag them down, instead of building themselves up.
Conclusion. Major insecurity, inflation of ego from someone he feels he holds superiority over. And as fucking usual, instead of recognising this bullshit, speaking to his wife who has done nothing but love & support him, go to see a therapist to work on his feelings, he goes down the easy road. Instead of doing the work to overcome his feelings of inadequacy, it was so much easier to gravitate to someone who not only let him ignore those feelings for a while, they also found a way to tear you down.
I'm sorry you are experiencing this, it is truly pathetic when someone would sooner risk causing this terminal heartbreak, than suffer short term discomfort by communicating. It's pathetic.
OOP: Jesus fucking Christ. How do I pin a comment? Thatā€™s so unbelievably true I canā€™t even say anything.
Physically heā€™s pretty intimidating. Heā€™s 6ā€™6 and about 270 pounds, and he can be pretty scary to people who donā€™t know him. But heā€™s always been extremely sweet and kind, and thatā€™s one of his biggest insecurities, looking like a man but not ā€˜feelingā€™ like one. Which has always been bullshit to me. But yeah, everything you said is literally him.
I canā€™t even thank you enough for writing this. Having it down fully on here is so incredibly validating.
OOP on her husbandā€™s co-worker being a problem
OOP: She is A problem. Singular. Iā€™m not running to her house to curb stomp her because I donā€™t know a damn thing about this woman. But regardless. Yeah, she wanted to fuck a married man, is that fucked up? Absolutely, and if the chance comes around Iā€™m being petty and getting revenge. But seriously, whoā€™s the hell is she? Did I spend 15 years of my life with this woman? Did I make vows to her? NO.
Read this, then reread it sir. My HUSBAND, is at fault here, because he knew damn well what was going on. He knew this woman wanted him, he knew what was going to happen and he let it. What can I do to her? Nothing, what can I do to my husband? Divorce him. Thatā€™s the bottom line.
For the love of god, stop dick riding my husband and move on, itā€™s actually insane that I have to say this but no one is defending that woman, no one, weā€™re coming rightfully for my husband because of HIS part in all of this.
 
Soon to be ex saw my update, came to my house. Iā€™m safe. - May 9, 2024
I canā€™t post another update to the relationship sub, and I didnā€™t know if people would see it if I just made an edit myself on my other post. Some shit went down, but Iā€™m okay. Yesterday night STBX contacted me. A lot of people told me to delete my recent update made of the post, it honestly slipped my mind that he could be reading it too,
He said that he was a bit hurt that Iā€™d think he would go for Alimony. But that he understands given everything. He told me that he wasnā€™t going to but if he needed to sign something to prove it he would.
I said given everything thatā€™s happened he canā€™t blame me for being on alert. He said that heā€™s quit his job and that heā€™s thinking about returning to Germany to be with his family there, additionally he says heā€™s cut contact with that coworker. He apologised again and wished me the best
Right, and that would have been just fine by itself. But I woke up at about 2.15am last night needing a wee and I saw my ring door bell going off. I have footage of him just sitting outside my house talking to himself. Literally he got there at 1 ish, knocked, sat down on my front steps and just started talking. I slept through it and only woke up because I needed the bathroom. I literally sat in my closet for ages just watching the camera not knowing what to do until he left at 3am.
Heā€™s probably going to read this too but Iā€™m somewhere safe, I just canā€™t tell you all for obvious reasons. He sent me a message saying he canā€™t lose me, that Iā€™m the love of his life. I told him to fuck off and blocked him.
I really canā€™t say much, but Iā€™m taking action. Absolutely donā€™t worry about that little prick.
Just a possible last update, itā€™s a bit risky to tell you whatā€™s happening now that itā€™s gotten a bit shittier, just in case it gets back to him.
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OOP on her husband blowing up his life for his emotional affair and doing anything to get her back
OOP: I did end up asking him why he declined her offer for a blow job. I feel like at this point itā€™s pretty done and dusted, there isnā€™t really a need to keep lying.
He said the main thing was that he was a little bit afraid to cross that line, and that he had rationalised to himself that since it hadnā€™t turned physical, it wasnā€™t bad. (He didnā€™t really elaborate on why he was afraid, but we were each otherā€™s firsts, so thatā€™s maybe why?)
I cringed a bit writing about her feeling up his muscles. It feels a bit gross to type out for some reason. My STBX is a physically big bloke. Heā€™s 6ā€™6 and roughly 270. He was in the military for a while and he never got out of that routine. I really donā€™t know what he means when he says his muscles. I mean it could be any of them.
My heart does really hurt for him in a strange way. I was a bit panicked this morning after I woke up from the nights drama worried if he had a night terror or something. I know that he betrayed me, but I still canā€™t stop hoping that heā€™s okay. Iā€™ve messaged some of his friends to check up on him just in case.
OOP on if she and her husband have kids
OOP Nope! No kids thank god! Weā€™re childfree
 

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